What your favorite BG3 Romance says about you but I'm kinda mean about it (yes, more of this, the brain rot is terminal and I'm making it all your problems)
Wyll: "WHAT'S WRONG WITH VANILLA?! VANILLA'S A PERFECTLY GOOD FLAVOR!" Also, you're still into Disney Princes.
Shadowheart: You never got over Raven from Teen Titans and it shows, baby.
Astarion: Oh honey, you never got over your Twilight phase? Or your Legolas phase? Also you probably unironically read Asshole!Harry Styles fanfic on Watpad.
Karlach: You just want to be picked up and held like a teddy bear by a woman who could break you in half. And really? Valid.
Gale: You wish Anders from Dragon Age 2 had been even more miserable and pathetic.
Lae'zel: You want to be stepped on by a pathetic little sopping wet cat of a creature who could break you in half with one hand.
Halsin: You just want to be picked up and hugged like a teddy bear by a buff man who can also be your teddy bear. And honestly? Valid
Minthara: You're not a simp! You're just terminally down bad for morally reprehensible women who will definitely ruin your life!
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Smash Bros Hyrule Temple Stage breakdown:
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samus joins the mk8 roster (<- she’s trying to pretend she isn’t super excited to be there)
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Facts:
Inklings and Simon Belmont both appear in Smash Bros.
Respawn points are canonically a real technology in the Splatoon universe, and it's impossible for an Inkling to permanently die while they're synchronised with one.
Simon Belmont is canonically Christian.
This information in mind, I want you to imagine Simon Belmont trying to explain the miracle of the Resurrection to an Inkling.
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Me showing the gorillas DK combos so they can become the apex species:
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One thing I absolutely love in games, especially RPG's, is there being one guy who Definitely Should Be The Main Character but because the player character is there, he's playing sidekick.
Like, the best example is Alistair in Dragon Age Origins, what with him being the true king, half human and half elf, has dragon blood and Darkspawn blood knocking around in his veins. Dude oozes Main Character energy but NOPE, the player character is here and Alistair is playing second fiddle.
There's also Parvati in The Outer Worlds. She's got all the makings of a main character, plucky kid from a backwater colony forced into the role of galactic hero, but she's the sidekick because she's not the palyer character.
Like, its so funny. Its like those old (Y/N) fanfics where the main character is supplanted by this foreign parasite. Its just so endlessly funny to me.
Leave ones YOU know in the tags!
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In 2008, the "Super Smash Bros. Brawl American Circuit", a pre-release Super Smash Bros. Brawl tournament, was held by Nintendo of America. The winner received this unique decorated Wii console as the prize, featuring images of Mario and Bowser and the tagline "THE BRAWL TO END THEM ALL..."
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