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moonrpg · 2 months

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I said mid not bad

#chitchat #this post was an apology to my mutuals for talking about ttyd too much one night and getting embarassed about it. for the curious inquirers

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt · 11 months

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having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?

it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.

#ok2rb #op #babbyposting #apologizing to my child is second nature #i'm brand new at it too #obviously im gonna fuck up here and there #its only right to apologize #why did no one ever apologize to me #not until it was too late

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santapau · 9 months

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One from the archives.

#the secret knots #apologies for reposting old comics but the new one is taking forever #names

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shoomlah · 7 months

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Everyone saw Crowley dressed up as Nanny Ashtoreth and wondered what she'd look like as a mid-century pinup, right, all of us, not just me 😬

#good omens #gomens #crowley #femme crowley #Nanny Ashtoreth #feeding the presumably VORACIOUS Nanny Ashtoreth fandom as one does #apologies for the tonal whiplash with my gomens fanart but the sketch for this was sitting in my Photoshop file for the kiss sequence #I could only ignore her for so long

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evilwizard · 2 months

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legend tells that Thoth, god of knowledge and magic, played cards with Khonsu, god of the moon, and won 5 extra days worth of moonlight. he gave them to the sky goddess Nut (who was forbidden from giving birth on any day of the then 360-day year), subsequently allowing her to produce Osiris, Isis, Horus, Set, and Nepthys—one on each of the five days

no one knows that Thoth was up to with the whole “leap year” thing. after all, there’s no way Nut could give birth to just 1/4th of a god. unless…..

no way!!!! this has become a CERTIFIED MEDJED POST!!!!!!!!!!

𓅓𓂝𓆓𓂧𓐦

TRUE MEDJ-HEADS REBLOG!!!!!!!!!!

#this is a take that is going to get a lot of ancient Egyptian scholars very mad at me <|:^)#EDIT: earlier version of this post accidentally listed Geb (husband of Nut) as one of her children instead of Set. my sincerest apologies #I’ll do more fact checking of my sources in the future

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demigods-posts · 1 month

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sometimes. i just have to remind myself that percy took annabeth to paris. like, canonically. he forgot their one-month anniversary. and took his girl to paris to make up for it. the standards are in elysium.

#because listen #hijack a quest and crossed the country to save her #burned himself alive to save her #returned from literal paradise because he didn't want to be away from her #turn down literal fucking godhood to live out his natural life with her #but this??#this is the moment annabeth knew she scored #annabeth 'my man forgot our one-month anniversary and took me to paris to apologize' chase #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percabeth fluff #percabeth being the cutest couple to ever not exist #percy is devoted to this girl #she has him wrapped around her finger #and she knows it

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goosebelle · 1 month

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when these three start sharing a simultaneous braincell it's gonna be over for EVERYONE

#one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #nami #romance dawn trio #my art #op #USOPP ONCE AGAIN APPEARS AS A MERE SIDE CHARACTER. MY DEEPEST SINCEREST APOLOGIES.

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milubrique · 8 months

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eating a silly girl out call that funnylingus

#(me i'm the silly girl)#this is a bad one. i'm not gonna apologize tho

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st-hedge · 5 months

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I hand in my cv to paint the backgrounds for the 2d Zelda movie

#loz #legend of zelda #loz totk #tears of the kingdom #link #this is obviously a joke #I’ve come down with a shitty cold over night and I drew this in one sitting #so if this is all crooked and ugly when I’m no longer delirious #my apologies

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triona-tribblescore · 2 months

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TW// Abuse implication

Thinking about possible Vox and Angel's interactions and how they'd go down. Theres such a unique mix of hatred to each other and common ground with their different experiences with Valentino, has me thinking.

Also just want to clarify I love Vox's character a LOT but ofc obv don't sympathise with him or think he is any way shape or form a decent individual, cant with stupid toxic dumbass x

AND IF YOU SEE ANY MISTAKES OR TYPOS NO YOU DONT- (i was so tired when drawing it forgive me TwT)

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levitatingfrog · 2 years

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Aww!! It’s my little babygirl! My beloved!! *I point to the most insufferable man you’ve ever seen*

#izzy hands #i apologize to no one #ofmd #our flag means death #our flag means death izzy #meme #israel hands

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thecindercrow · 9 months

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#ghost trick #disco elysium #apologies if someone's already made this joke lol #I'm only 13 years late to one of these games/fandoms #who else is up losing their memories and dying ass-up before being asked to solve everyone's mysterious problems

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uncharted-constellations · 2 months

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It’s been a minute, (both post wise and design wise) so decided to update the fam + a couple additions compared to last time

#batman #batfam #dc #art #my art #redesign #again im not tagging everyone lmao #but yeah for main changes other than just tweaking the faces and hairstyles a bit #changed harper up to look a little more like her live action actress #not that ive Watched that show but the actress was v pretty #changed up jasons scarring for ease of drawing #gave cass some punky streaks #gave damian a little bit of a mohawk like i have in his ‘adult self as nightwing’ art #i dunno i like drawing those two a little more alt #but yeah it was mostly just fixing some facial proportions and hairstyles to make em all a little more distinct from one another #apologies for not posting ive mostly just been doing stuff for dnd #none of which is polished #also i should specify its helena wayne-kyle not helena b #did also fix her age

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lesbianfakir · 4 months

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I liked this meme so much I decided to paint it. Who framed Roger Rabbit style breaking bad tutu crossover. You see it.

[ID: the “I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy meme” with Jesse pinkman and princess tutu. Jesse is painted in a more portrait like semi realistic style while Tutu is cartoony, resembling her on model appearance from the show. Jesse says “yo I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy Princess Tutu” with his hand on Tutu’s shoulder, and Tutu responds “damn.” End ID]

#apologies for posting the same thing twice but this one is higher effort #princess tutu #jesse pinkman #lea doodles #im rewatching both of these shows rn and its very fun #lea posts

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bamsara · 6 months

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