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dngrcpckwithmurdericing · 6 months

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Having a serious George Michael moment at two am.

#we're having serious family problems #the kind you should call the cops about if you trust the cops #instead i called my dad #i have never asked him for anything #not in like thirty years #and i begged him to come as soon as he can in the morning #i can't be the only adult here anymore #and my abusive dad who has religious delusions is my only option #and for literally the first time in my entire fucking life he's coming to help me #i think i scared him with my crying #i don't think he's ever seen me cry in like the last thirty years or so #i am terrified though #so I'm listening to George Michael because he and Elton are the most comforting music i can think of right now #maybe I'll add some Madonna to this playlist #anyway everything is hard right now and i truly don't know what to do when the systems society has in place for this aren't an option #and my cats are like an hour away #i really might delete this later #I'm just so upset???#i needed to write it out for a third time in a third place

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sparkleofstardust · 19 days

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didn't have "mangaka decides to reveal that the popular gay ship actually turns out to be cousins 30 years after the manga started" on my 2024 bingo card

#detective conan #dcmk #kaishin #movie 27 spoilers #detective conan spoilers #i am baffled #like you'd have thought that AFTER THIRTY YEARS he might have mentioned that ??#like you really can't blame anyone for shipping them at this point 😭😭#sure they look alike but like 80% of the characters look alike in this manga #my ramblings

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cowardlykrow · 2 months

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The way he says this lives in my head rent free

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leyhunter · 7 months

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I fought for like 20 years or something close to it fiercely against One Piece and now I am part of the hivemind

#one piece #zosan #frobin #zoro #sanji #robin #franky #i'm having fun okay #also this is NOT an invitation to start like #any kinda shipping discourse #i am thirty or forty years old and i do not need that #just let me put my fictional characters together like dolls #leymeme

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morganbritton132 · 8 months

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Dustin posts a Tiktok with that “What two clips give off the same energy” video that’s just:

(1) A video of Steve tossing Eddie’s shoes to him like, “Chop, chop, chop, we got a middle school basketball game to go to, Munson.”

Eddie responds in a full whine like, “Why??? What did I do to the king to receive this cruel and unusual punishment?”

Steve, ignoring his theatrics, throws a t-shirt with the school logo on it at him like, “Represent.”

And (2) a video of Steve and Eddie lounging on the couch when Steve asks, “Can you get tickets to the Barbie movie premiere?”

Eddie doesn’t even look up from his phone when he says, “Probably. Only if you walk the carpet with me though.”

Steve throws his head back and groans, “Ughhhh, I hate that.”

#Steve and Eddie are like: I love you and I love your dedication to your job but I hate this specific aspect of it #They’ve been together for thirty years and Eddie’s only got Steve on a red carpet twice #and one of those times he was filling in for Eddie’s assistant #eddie munson tiktok saga #eddie munson #steve harrington

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athenagranted · 22 days

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the way i would pay for oliver to write meta about buck's character

#like. he Gets it. i've been thinking about buck in this ep for five days straight and he said it better in one sentence than any paragraph #i could ever come up with #people are arguing over whether buck #acted the way he did bc he wanted tommy's attention or eddie's attention or bc he was feeling left out or whatever but i don't think it's #any one thing i think it was just a general feeling of Wrongness when tommy showed up borne from thirty years of repressing his sexuality #and he tried to rationalize it as jealousy or whatever and worked through the fact that his behavior was completely unreasonable but #it wasn't until tommy kissed him that all of the rage that was trapped inside him was allowed to escape bc he finally had a name for it #he's been turning over parts of himself for years trying to find that final piece and getting more and more upset when it eludes him #n this kiss was the kind of cathartic relief that he so desperately needed bc it allowed him to understand what's been missing #anyway. oliver stark i love you so much i'm so grateful you play buck #buck #rae.txt #911

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demonictacobeard · 2 months

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Charlie, pacing the floor: Vaggie, I’m worried about Adam. He hasn’t come out of his room in a week! And he hasn’t spoken to anybody since the first day

Vaggie, mumbling: Coming from someone who was his subordinate, trust me that’s a good thing

Charlie, not hearing her because Vaggie spoke so low: He has texted my dad, which is a good sign but also weird?

Vaggie, raising an eyebrow: That is weird, I wouldn’t expect that because there’s the whole wife seducing thing between them

Charlie, nodding and poking her phone: It shocked me too. But Dad spammed him with pictures of different ducks he made and Adam actually replied.

Vaggie: Did he tell him to stop?

Charlie, shaking her head: No, he was confused as fuck why Dad’s in love with ducks. I think Dad’s still typing the response to that….but I’m losing track of what I was originally saying. I’m worried about him! What do we do?

Vaggie, begrudgingly assisting only because she loves her girlfriend: We’ve only taken on residents who’ve been in Hell for a few years, Angel’s been here since the 40’s. But It’s only been a month and a week since Adam’s been in Hell, he’s still coping with it and grieving his old life. That will take time, give him space to wallow then start including him in the activities

Charlie, sighing: You're right. He needs time. And while we wait maybe I can at least get some ribs sent to his room to make him feel a little better……

Meanwhile, Adam who is in a nest of covers hiding from the new world he was stuck in: I didn’t think anybody could have this many fucking opinions about ducks. Except those fucker’s who invented the duck stamp competition on earth, Hah the apple bastard didn’t mention that. I’m gonna rub his face in it

Lucifer, his wings popping out in excitement: THE HUMANS HAVE WHAT?!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie morningstar #guitarduck #Adam is going through it #Grieving and Lucifer’s impending interrogation about what the humans have been doing concerning ducks in the last thirty years #Charlie and her unrecognized sainthood #Vaggie will help redeem Adam for Charlie but she doesn’t have to like it

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sunclown · 1 year

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Zs dads part 3: Name stories

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ronkoza · 8 months

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Tor: Hey Vesna. I didn’t know you have a rodent.

Arne: Nice to meet you! I’m Arne, Tor’s husband.

Vesna: It’s a DOG. You didn’t say you have a BEAR… and apparently a husband too.

Arne: Would you like to come for a cup of tea? Tor just baked cinnamon buns.

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Tor belongs to @littleulvar

#original character #modern au #vesna #tor #arne #vesna just learned more about tor in thirty seconds meeting arne #than knowing him for few years when they occasionally worked together #tor is medical examiner and helped vesna in few cases #because vesna is kind of a private detective and ex mercenary #also vesna hearing all of this would be like:#i don't know what surprises me more: the fact that you have a bear or that you bake pastries #pastel goth druids

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stewykablooey · 4 months

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i hate this fucking show why does it looks like he’s being yelled at. he looks like he’s being yelled at when actually his best friend is begging him to talk to him. mr kendall roy. its both the shame of the grip logan has on him right now the shame of the humiliation logan is putting him through right now and also the. its the love. the love is violence. mr kendall roy thinks the love is violence!!

#kendall just wept into his father’s welcoming shielding embrace for the first time in either who knows how long or ever #and it was only after he’d just killed a kid #and now his best friend is putting thirty years of love and trust on the table and he thinks this love is violent toooooo #and no no i need you to understand its not that he’s afraid of stewy or thinks stewy is being manipulative #its like. the love is there because he did something wrong. you’re showing me love because i did something awful.#you putting love on the table feels like a punishment like discipline #am i making sense!!!!#kendall roy #kenstewy #m

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risingmoonyue · 1 year

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Star Wars AU where the council time travels back to when Obi-Wan was still an itty-bitty baby initiate. Including, you know. Council Member Obi-Wan Kenobi. So they’re all in their younger bodies and talking with the current non-time traveling members of the council, and they’re like “hold on, we got one more coming in”

And in walks in like. Nine year old Initiate Obi-Wan, all chubby-cheeked with fluffy bright red hair, and giant blue eyes.

Just. Their faces, okay?

Now keep in mind I want the council to always be Up To Shenanigans. I’m talking like 2015 Avengers tower found family era fics okay, they’re one big family and Obi-Wan is now super officially The Baby and literally nothing he does will ever stop that again. And despite everything, every single council member is, at heart, incredibly petty in that special Jedi family way and are so ready to not be dealing with a war Right This Very Minute.

What I keep picturing is Baby-Wan wiggling his way into a chair, situating himself Very Regally, then clasping his hands in classic Negotiator style, then speaking up with the Most Serious Of Tiny Baby Voices as the main spokesperson on the Council Of Petty Time Travelers

I just want to see people not in the know

I want Jedi of all ages witnessing Jedi masters, councilmen and women, long lived and wisest of the Jedi, coming to the crèche to visit tiny lil Baby-Wan about his opinions on current events and how they should handle this treaty and also when are you free I want to test my soresu

I just think it’d be funny

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apparently-artless · 4 months

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⋆ ★ CHERRY MAGIC! E01 ✦ KUROSAWA YUUICHI ★ ⋆

dedicated to Luna (@sattosugu)

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chiefofboatwatsonstittymug · 29 days

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"nobody outside Tumblr knows jk Rowling is like that"

HER OPPOSING A NEW LAW AGAINST HATE CRIMES IS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE WIDEST DISTRIBUTED FREE NEWSPAPER IN ENGLAND IF NOT THE UK. EVEN IF YOU DON'T READ WHO SHE'S ESSENTIALLY THREATENING WHEN SHE DARES THE COPS TO ARREST HER YOU KNOW SHE'S A PRICK

#THE MAJORITY OF THE BRITISH PUBLIC ARE EITHER IN FAVOUR OF OR TOTALLY NEUTRAL TO TRANS PEOPLE #IT'S JUST LIKE TWO HUNDRED ABSOLUTE CUNTS SCREAMING THEIR HEARTS OUT #AND BECAUSE THEIR PARENTS ARE RICH #OR THEY WROTE A SHITTY FUCKING KIDS BOOK THIRTY YEARS AGO #WE HAVE TO ACT LIKE THEIR OPINIONS MATTER #YES 'THEIR PARENTS ARE RICH' APPLIES TO PEOPLE WHO MAKE FUCKING STUPID RULES AT THE BBC

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oddishblossom · 2 months

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Manga/Anime Comparison (S1 EP7 & CH 23)

CHERRY MAGIC (2024) (x)

#cherrymagicedit #cherry magic #fyanimegifs #dailyshounenai #anisource #animangaboys #animangahive #userartless #userinahochi #cherry magic! thirty years of virginity can make you a wizard?!#30 sai made doutei dato mahoutsukai ni nareru rashii #kurosawa yuichi #adachi kiyoshi #my gifs!#gifs #edits #i couldn’t decide between just giffing this scene or comparing it to the manga so i did both 😅#ah i feel like i’m annoying all the ppl who don’t follow me for cherry magic but i’m sorry to say this is my home now 💖#i got pushed down the cherry magic well and i can’t find my way out lol

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damianbugs · 3 months

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thinking about a fic where duke gets de aged to eight years old memories and all so he wakes up thinking its still zero year. cass and tim are like wuh oh we need to handle this make sure he doesn't panic and are trying to figure out the best way to approach this when bruce without saying anything just removes his cowl and kneels down to duke all "it's nice to see you again, duke" and duke's like "mr wayne! what happened! did the riddler catch us? what are you — i knew you were batman!"

the others are like what the fuck. what's happening here? and this is how they find out the only reason bruce is currently alive is because duke and doug thomas fished his comatose ass out of gotham harbour and elaine thomas nursed him back to health for like a month. jason thinks this is absolutely hilarious. damian is very impressed.

#i know like timeline was it makes absolutely no sense for duke to be anything less than thirty years old for this to make sense #FUCK YOU NEW 52 #just ignore that okay? who cares. dont think about it too deeply.#i just want little duke to interact with bruce #and the others to realise how wicked smart this kid has always been #bruce wayne #duke thomas #saki wips

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happyheidi · 2 years

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(via)

#I’ve had this in my draft since last year so here u go little darling:#into the voirld u go #to be admired and … oh idk haha I just think it’s time for this old gal to take a leap and ‘go for it’#dirty thirties pathetic after dark style #shout out to the fellow grandparents of tumblr - those over 30 - we deserve love and stupid tags like this too #(lol this must sound so weird for…. pretty much everyone. grandma out)#cottagecore #nature #naturecore #flowers #flowercore #water #watercore #wildflowers #rainbow #what’s at the end of the rainbow tho?#only wrong-but should be right-answers

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