canadian slam dunk

a bit late, but anyway, this is the piece I made for @hwsnabroszine :)

alfred tries to go down on a barrel not too much after

i personally headcanon that matt and alfred don’t look alike, apart from them both being tall, blonde and at least one head taller than arthur and francis😉. and that while you can kind of see francis’ features in matt’s face (in the line of his jaw, in the curl of his hair), by contrast it was a lot more “excuse me just where did you get this Child from, arthur 👀 is he truly of your metaphorical loins” for alfred in the eyes of even the english court. 

and also the dual irony of how, while you can see where matt looks like francis, his personality tends towards discretion and a quieter temperament rather than how it’s more natural for francis to make himself the centre of attention. like, hell no matt’s not invisible—but he can melt away and leave the room without you noticing if he wants to (which is also what makes him a very effective paratrooper during the normandy landings). he often carries himself differently, and sometimes he’s slouching—though when he’s pissed off enough to actually start yelling and cursing (which doesn’t happen as often compared to alfred throwing a fit), he probably resembles francis a lot more. whereas, alfred doesn’t look like his father: there’s nothing of arthur in the blue of his eyes or the bronze of his face— but that ambition and hunger for greatness and i will walk into this room and you won’t be able to tear your eyes away from my presence that comes out later in alfred’s rise to power? very much ‘like father, like son’.

If people don't like these, blame @bee-arts lol!

Not gonna lie - also influenced by @gremlins-hotel 's art!

Al is very under dressed for this smoke session but he don’t mind 💪 Matthieu better hurry it the fuck up and light that joint tho

Clors up ⬆️

Alfred is a "childcare is my only skill and I consider myself personally responsible for any child in my line of sight" eldest sibling and Matthew is an "I already raised my younger siblings, you're not getting grandkids" eldest sibling

i cant remmeber if i sent you a top 5 ask or not yet but - i'd love to hear your top 5 na bros hcs!!! <3

These are probably gonna have some FACE family bias because I'm just a sucker for the whole family dynamic, especially in healthy settings :0

1.) I think both twins have good relationships with their fathers. I'm on the fence about favoritism (both for Mattie or Arthur for Alfred and Francis for Matthew). I think in certain stories it can work depending on the plot. I'm just a sucker for Arthur and Francis doing the best they can to support BOTH of their boys.

2.) Alfred is a better cook than Matthew, but Matthew has a more refined taste and values quality. Alfred is willing to try complicated recipes and will eat the final product regardless if it came out as intended. Matthew really only cares to cook simple meals but will ensure he has the highest quality ingredients.

3.) Both Al and Matt love the outdoors. They have a healthy rivalry when it comes to sports, especially fishing??? Let these boys loose on the Great Lakes and see what happens.

4.) Alfred starts arguments, but Matthew finishes them. I feel like of the two Alfred is more prone to lashing out and picking fights. Matthew gets the final word in -- he takes time to think before he speaks and is actually pretty good at constructing debates.

5.) In human AUs, Matthew and Alfred are both prone to troublemaking. The "terrible twos" was very true when it comes to the NA bros, especially since there's two of them. Growing up, they could rely on each other when problems arose and could count on each other to stall/get each other out of trouble with their dads. Matthew had the reputation of the "good child" among family friends or family members outside of their immediate family, but this was largely due to his quieter nature as a child. He's just as capable of scheming as his brother is.

Thank you for the ask!! ♡

"alfred and matthieu look exactly alike, you cannot tell them apart unless you know them very well" and "alfred and matthieu look only slightly alike, they look like two completely different people for the most part" are two opinions that can and do exist

11/10 perch

probably too late to post this but here

saw some people on twitter debating whether or not etoiles is white. we’ve officially hit rock bottom

Meanwhile, at the North American Leaders Summit in Mexico City....

HWS America: What is toothpaste if not bone soap?

HWS Canada: Existence is a prison and being your brother is maximum security.

.........did thousands of westerners people really need a stupid joke about not feeding guests to realise the almost exclusively white blonde scandinavians have a history of awful racism and are still actively racist today?? like how is anyone surprised????? like ppl are literally acting like some celebrity's old problematique tweets got dug up so now they're getting #cancelled like HUH? sorry ppl live under some massive fucking ignorance rock but the rest of us are fully aware nordic countries are horrendously racist and xenophobic even towards white eastern european immigrants let alone people of colour (not to mention the systematic oppression of the native sámi people)

America: Technically Robocop is a transformer.

Canada:

America: His name should have been Stoptimus Crime.

Canada: America please it’s 4am.

Alfred: Anyone can get rich if they work hard enough, maybe you're just not really trying.

Matthew: Bro, Adam Smith is not gonna fuck you, you don't have to act like this.