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Alfred "I'll find some excuse just to be with you" F. Jones and Arthur "I'll book a last minute flight just to see you" Kirkland

my vision for a nyo america thats a complete basement dweller loser

Men.

My version of Alfred is incredibly well-educated much like his cousins Henry/Massachusetts, Rosalie/ Rhode Island, & Josh/ Connecticut cause the Puritans were quite big on education. They actually had the most literate colonies. So Alfred is familiar Greek, Latin, the classics, mathematics etc.

However also like his cousins, at heart, he’s a stubborn asshole of a New Englander and can be adverse to new ideas, or new ways of understanding. And also this stubbornness leads him to thinking he’s always right, and he will get attached to stupid ideas and stupid things and just dig himself further into a hole. Also Alfred is a bit of a hyperactive person so he wasn’t really the best student of all time.

ANYWAYS THIS IS TO SAY. In theory, Alfred can tell you all he knows of philosophers of antiquity, name all the English kings, and of ancient Roman emperors and their battle strategies, but in the same breath he will tell you with full confidence that they speak Mexican in Mexico, and Brazilian in Brazil. And it’d be real hard to convince him otherwise.

thanks so much to my man @therealenderit for reminding me to do this LMFAO

north american creatures

Different kinds of ghost:

Francis doesn't want to die anyway

F1 racer au

inspired by @flork-of-cows

Silly meme time

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✨ Daisy dukes, bikinis on top ✨

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My Ivan doesn’t have boobs 😔

(Also I don’t rly like coloring hehe but for u I can)

Credit: @azbrt

Cheering Time