I have absolutely no time or energy for Pagans who wants to belong to a nature based fertility religion but don't want to be in a community with children or stand in the rain for ritual. Like broski what did you think you were signing up for

Fight mode! 😤

Matthew: You ever think about how no one knows what a bay leaf tastes like, but every recipe calls for one and we all just throw it in cus it doesn't hurt?

Alfred: No, I'm more of an uncrustables guy

whats even the point of shipping irenor if I don't get to give Molly monologues about how Sigurd belongs to the sea more then he will to anywhere on land. and how she used to look forward to spring, but now the ice melting means he's leaving. and how every summer she has to convince herself he's not coming back thinking it will soften the blow if he doesn't. And she thinks all she wants is for him to stay, but then during the 1850s fling its July and its too warm to sleep in his arms, and she realizes she's not meant to love him in the summer, but that won't stop her from wishing winter was a little longer.

My dad mentioned that one of his students this quarter is a trans guy named Lukas and I jokingly said "Oh, is he a Hetalia fan?" And my dad goes "Yeah, he has a Hetalia keychain on his backpack. How did you know that?" and anyway I hate it here.

Alfred: So this new study shows that when plants are stressed out they let off high pitched clicking noises.

Matthew: Is that just for when they need more sunlight and water, or do they also click when they experience ennui?

Alfred: I wish I could tell you Matt, but plant ennui is tragically understudied

forgot canonically Ludwig has said "I'll never understand catholics"

which means canonically he's Protestant/j

14 year old sibling: Can I buy a geiger counter?

My mom and I in annoyed unison: We already have a geiger counter at home

no art for today. only meme

Do the lesbians know about Roger Miller?

I NEED YOUR OPINONS

Writing fanfic is not a hobby, it's a punishment from God. Eve ate the apple and now I have period cramps and I'm hyperfixated on a rare pair

Alfred: I know I look tough, but don't be fooled, I have the soul of an anxious victorian quaker

Matthew: I'm pretty sure you can get a diagnosis for that

Look, every religion is allowed its quota of fucked up shit. I'm not here to judge that. The fucked up shit is usually the fun part.

But what I do have to side eye is the total lack of self awareness Christianity brings to the table on this issues.

As a Pagan I am always deeply aware of the fact that some parts of my religion are just gonna be too much for some people. That's fine! That's why there are so many different spiritual paths to choose from! Not everything is going to work for you!

But the Christians are really out here with an entire holiday about some guy being tortured, celebrating it with bright colors and rabbits, and then calling it a normal one.

Like don't get me wrong, I support y'all and your weird pastel goth religion, but let's call a spade a spade on this one. You can't keep doing this shit and then act surprised and upset when your spiritual practice isn't a good fit for everyone.

what are the stations of the cross and why are they being depicted in graphic detail on signs outside the Lutheran elementary school

one way to become immune to tumblr purity culture around problematic media is to do what i did (get into hetalia in 2011 and just never lose interest in it)