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ba in archaeology, minor in u.s. history | slightly feral & applying for a Hetalia veteran’s discount
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yoooo we got a thotty lil bimbo ready to show the rival team whats UP 💪💪💪
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It begins
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guys hear me out...
it's not what i think he was doing during the civil war, but the mental image i sometimes get of alfred sucker punching out his own lights after a fit of Brain Demons makes me laugh until i snort. fool in the family guy death pose on the ground like a loser.
#gremlin shitpost#the no good very bad self-shadowboxing event#tbh this but for any civil war#if you can't tell i think i'm really funny (hint: i'm not)
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he likes to work in the sun
#i am looking so respectfully#so so so respectfully#ugh i am in LOVE with the colors you've used#your at style is so cute i'm screaming#screaming but ALSO screaming without the s (Respectfully)#good art for the soul#wish my style looked like this fr!!
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some tolys expressions i never ended up using…
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I...uh...I think he's asking you on a date there, Alfred
#romerica#my two idiot headache boys#could tell each other i love you and shit would still fly over their heads
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Alfred is a "childcare is my only skill and I consider myself personally responsible for any child in my line of sight" eldest sibling and Matthew is an "I already raised my younger siblings, you're not getting grandkids" eldest sibling
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a visual representation of my war thunder session tonight (also yes i'm tagging this so everyone sees it)
#no i am NOT elaborating#if you want details that's for replies#gremlin tankposting#gremlin shitpost#alpha romeo tango#hetalia#aph america#aph russia#hws america#hws russia#alfred f jones#ivan braginski#rusame#i think#4 big abrams vs. tiny t-80 who wins?
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America: Well, I can't mansplain, manwhore, manipulate my way outta this one boys.
China: Manslaughter it is then.
Russia: *nods wisely, already pulling out his metal pipe*
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okay but fellow tank nerds concerned about logistics, consider: the leopard and the abrams are equipped with the same gun. theoretically their ammunition should be interchangeable. one less problem in theory. but never a guarantee.
but yeah i mean the training for all the differing interfaces and :skull: bruh all one can hope is that support equipment for the vehicles is sent alongside them.
also word on the wind is that the leopards being sent may be 2a6s. and many are predicting that ukraine may be receiving m1a2s from the us.
#callsign gremlin checking in#gremlin tankposting#thinking this while i play war thunder (unfortunately)#just got my cheeks buttered and clapped by four abrams at top tier#honey the americans are here#and i don't like it
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The way I’m going to bother my friend and we’re going to have an hour long conversation about the tank situation later. At least.
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Genuinely curious @ hetalia fandom, what was the earliest year you got into the fandom??
#2013#had maybe *heard* of it a little in 2012?#but 2013#two of my friends got hella into it and dragged me kicking and screaming#have been an na bros fan since day 1 tho#then I took a hiatus from 2016-2021#now I’m back and crustier than ever
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blessed mental image
Arthur, showing off baby Alfred in a sling: you know what's better than one cute baby?
Arthur, turning around to reveal Matthew on his back: two cute babies!
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>> spends a few hours drawing
>> gets excited because it's finished
>> realizes it definitely cannot be posted to tumblr
the great dilemma
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Feliciano: *starnutisce*
Lovino: Bellezza
Feliciano: Gra -
Feliciano: *strizza gli occhi*
Dopo
Lovino: *starnutisce*
Feliciano: Soldi :)
Lovino: Vaffanculo
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Feliciano: *sneezes*
Lovino: Beauty
Feliciano: Tha -
Feliciano: *squints*
Later
Lovino: *sneezes*
Feliciano: Money :)
Lovino: Go fuck yourself
(The joke is that in Italian, you say "Salute" (Health) when someone sneezes; you wish someone what they don't have - if you sneeze, you need health.)
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