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xxswagcorexx · 1 year

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Fallen angel Ash + Red??????? do tell :D

OKAYYYY i've already Established red and ash in the last ask so. let's talk abt their dynamic as fallen angels shall we? ^_^ (ramble under the cut)

so the dichotomy between then is that red accidentally became a fallen angel while ash intentionally fell from heaven. although both of them have themes of free will, the way free will plays into their fall from grace is vastly different. red used free will and had a consequence that was Much Harsher than ash, who knew exactly what is gonna happen when he fell (and he wasn't really a big fan of angelhood anyways)

also on top of that, red mourning his angelhood while ash just. simply cant understand is sooo. yeah. red and religious trauma. (he has so much of that oh my god) . and also red not understanding ash's willingness to rebel intentionally. insert thing about their ideologies being Directly opposed here bc ash thinks red isn't living his best life for being so willing to submit himself to a higher power. Yeah

but the thing is. even though they're fallen angels for vastly different reasons, they're still the closest thing they have to understanding each other. because whether they like it or not, they're still in the same place. after everything. so an arc where they reluctantly accept each other and talk about fallen angel stuff would go so hard i think. (also add them working out their feelings together and *chefs kiss* i loveeee that trope sm)

and maybe. once they work things out and realize they only have each other, they can have hope that things will be better. because they have each other. they might not understand the other all of the time, but from what they understand, they can forge something between the others. and maybe from that, they can realize they can survive this new and cruel world they find themselves in (also yes this is another paradise lost parallel. guess what story sparked my idea for this /silly)

(^ also that one is inspired by the ending of paradise lost where micheal [non fallen angel] talks to adam and tells him to story of jesus and how there won't be a battle against satan and how jesus [adam's future son] will be hurt and killed instead. but even as adam hears that, he still has hope things will be better. even if everything is horrible rn. he still has hope because he was made in gods image. and its a wonderful parallel to an earlier scene where satan is sitting in the garden of eden and crying at all of the grace and beauty of it and yet he doesn't feel better because he's so full of hatred and spite. that has nothing to do with the hc its just one of the coolest things in paradise lost i think . )

anyways yeah they make me. very jksdnsdjkgnsgnsdgmns. ty for the ask anon i appreciate it! <3

#swagdoons #ashswag #reddoons #tw caps #media.warning.caps #religious imagery #<- just incase u dont wanna see that #anyways yeah this concept makes me ill!!!!#also not to mention in general i think the aesthetic is awesome #theres this one unholy cover by justine's mic and just the idea of red being with those aesthetics #esp the lyrics 'Crown me with thorns! For her I’ll gladly be a martyr!'#u cannot look at me in the eyes and tell me that Isnt reddoons coded #also iirc there was this one tumblr post that talked about how fallen angels were tragic #because it was the realization that even though they tried their best. they were thrown away when they disobeyed #and how it showed how easily replaceable they were #and i was like 'REDDOONS'#anyways yeah. how much would u laugh that this initial idea for this was for a crack l.oona au #tldr (in ths. lore that they have . in the music video) one of the members was left behind by all of her friends #in the garden of eden #and eventually fell as a fallen angel #anyways i was like 'LMAOOOO c.asino quartet!'#and eventually the idea grew on me so much that it became its own thing and this branched from that #also in general the mv (egoist by o.livia hye) had a really cool aesthetic that i could see red in #so uh. thats the cursed lore for today #anyways moving onto ash a lot of things that people associate with angels (computers statues fungi etc etc)#fit in with my aesthetic for ash A Lot #and then a saw a pic of a statue with angel wings and like. metal wiring in some of the wings #and i went 'ASHSWAG'#and then i watched the paradise lost video and fell in love with the themes of free will and rebellion #so ya ^_^

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cardboardfeet · 3 months

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back on my tomfoolery. aha.

#might draw eat thing indevidually #not used to the constraints of the panels nd its lowkey killing my vibes.#itlls looks weird to post. but. eh. these r for me lmao #my art #llewyn winston #esteban ischeny #love trap #in this au. someone tries to curse the third price (ofc ofc) but Wyn consumes it instead #and then goes through the Horrors (bc of mumbo jumbo resistance. all that tiem togethwr gotta lead to a lil bit of resistance right? right.)#so he isnt kills kff like instantly lmao #mayb xrown prince would b concerned. or this his brothers at faukt kmaoooo #personally i just wanna see esteban worried <3 he would look so cute ykno #anyways Curse Stuff after the horrors are experienced esteban wakes up one day to his lover in three parts #mostly basic shit bcose i havent thpugh ab it to hard but like angel/devil and secret third one (childhood)#think thise oldschool cartoon eps where so magic turns someone into liem 5 diff people to rep their emotions and hie they act. Yeag #wanted that but simplified and small bc god knows what the loser would do to like 5 Wyns KSJFJSKFKSKFCSGD #wnted childhood to be smallest bc its his most repressed. his most doubtful <3 the part of him that never grew up/never met th crown prince #and such. never got that revigoured fate ehe #angel / devil r just his morality vs lust vs denial #prolly gonna swotch it round bc its ehhh #mayb one is his devotion/loyalty/etc the other reps his wants and desires (whore) (but also sword dancing bc i think hed look cool)#basocally his orderly vs his repressed vs his Repressed. u get me #calling this one...#triple trap au

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dreamsgalaxyfreckles · 1 year

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au sketch from when my power was out <3

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ophiocordyceps · 10 months

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ok wellnow i ALSO want to make my own versions of the other archangels

#ultrakill #i know i technically have a uriel for a swap au but i also have an idea for a uriel that isnt just angel v2

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ddanmeissu · 2 years

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assorted doodles made from pure midterms stress that will never get to see the light of day

#the angels au i have all have such good potential but im too tired to fully flesh it all out #mdzs-good omens au with demon!wwx teaching angel!lwj that it isnt a sin to indulge in 'earthly pleasures' once in a while~#(wwx meant good food and alchohol; lwj immediately thought of fucking)#seraphim!xl gets demoted to become an average guardian angel and is assigned to a not so average young boy who can somehow see him #also svsss wife plot: completely average messenger angel is captures and sent to the demon emperor as sacrifice? but somehow he's become th #new demon empress instead?! what in the heavens is going on???#also i noticed i drew hualian and wangxian kissing but not bingqiu oops #not putting this in the tags but just throwing it into the void #no tags just vibes

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diordeer · 3 months

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౨ৎ CRIMSON & CLOVER

“Now when she comes walking over, now I've been waiting to show her, crimson and clover, over and over” - tommy james & the shondells (smau)

contains: charlie bushnell x fem!reader, who is a dior ambassador (i know lily rose depp is a chanel gal but this isnt lily this is yn ofc)

description: ok so i wasnt sure if this request was a social media au or just normal so im very sorry if i was wrong! anyways loved the priscilla movie id u havent seen it go watch it

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yn.ln thank youuu so much my @dior family for letting me be a part of this project <3

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user1 bows are making a comeback and im all here for it

user2 do i want to be yn, or do i want to be with her?

↳ dior.n.goodjohn i question this every day

dior 🤍🤍🤍

Iamcharliebushnell oohh wow

↳ i.am.andrewalvarez “im going to be so casual”

↳ user3 NOT ANDREW EXPOSING HIM

↳ yn.ln 👀

↳ dior.n.goodjohn mans just went crazy in the group chat

user4 in her active era, im loving it

sabrinacarpenter WOW WOW WOW MISS LN

↳ yn.ln SABRINA I LOVE YOU

↳ user5 charlie’s wishing that was him rn

PERCY JACKSON GC

Dior: ur actually blowing ur shot charlie i physically cringe when i see u in yns comments

Leah: REAL WHAT R U DOING

Charlie: oh my god what do u want me to say? “Hey yn lets go out in ur public comments!”

Dior: umm dm her?

Charlie: i have no connections to her! How creepy is that?

Walker: more creepy than saying “oohh wow” in her comment section?

Dior: LMAO

Charlie: 🧍okay fine

Leah: fine?

Charlie: ill dm her!!

Dior: OMG

Aryan: give us all the updates 🤭

Walker: where did you come from?!

Charlie: okay but guys she looked so cute in her photoshoot

Leah: charlie.

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yn.ln she’s everywhere

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user1 oh to be a dior ambassador

laufey omg i love this dress! where is it from!

↳ yn.ln LAUFEY?!

↳ aryansimhadri LAUFEYY???!!!!!!!

↳ yn.ln oopsie i forgot to answer the actual question its from ____, too filled with excitement

user2 yns feed is so like colour coded it gives my eyes ecstasy

↳ yn.ln 😘😘

user3 i love how charlie is just hiding in the likes, i think his last comments replies scared him off 😭

↳ yn.ln 🙁🙁🙁

dior.n.goodjohn PLS @iamcharliebushnell WE TOLD U TO DIAL IT DOWN NOT GO ON STRIKE

↳ leahsavajeffries RIGHT?! GET OVER HERE

↳ yn.ln i feel like this is a private conversation i shouldnt be hearing

user4 why does yn have the most entertaining comment section ever like i could sit here and read this for hours

Iamcharliebushnell added to their story

seen by ynupdates, i.am.andrewalvarez and others

ynupdates yn ln spotted with a man who looks suspiciously a lot like charlie bushnell at a restaurant near los angeles

user1 so… has everyone seen charlie’s story?

↳ user2 what?!

↳ user1 he posted her on his story at a restaurant just like this one, it has to be him!!

user3 i mean have you seen his comments on her posts, this man is down BAD

user4 HELP THIS IS SO RANDOM

↳ user3 random but perfect !!!!

user5 ..who do i want to be more in this relationship

user6 do they need a dog, a cat, a doorholder maybe? Im free!

↳ yn.ln i’ll see if theres a job open

↳ user6 omgomgomgomgomg

↳ user4 U WON IN LIFE

↳ user7 wait a second, did she just confirm charlie and her?

↳ user4 tbh i dont think it needed to be confirmed it was SO obvious

↳ yn.ln 😉

↳ ynupdates GUYS I CANT DO THIS

dior.n.goodjohn ugh finally

↳ user4 FINALLY!? HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN FOR

taglist: @lostinhisworld

#charlie bushnell x reader #luke castellan x reader #social media au #smau #dior #percy jackon and the olympians #fan fiction #x reader #in the know #lily rose depp

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maplesyrupsainz · 1 month

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˖⁺｡˚⋆˙grandma & grandad | DR3 ˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: daniel ricciardo x reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: just fluff, dumb jokes and random made up usernames 😭 not subtle at all

summary: in which you cause chaos in the f1 'finsta' community or in which your old man jokes backfire on you!!

a/n: this is chaotic and random and hell and idk what's happening tbh but yh. Literally No plot

request!!!: reader x danny but on their like priv accounts/finstas w the other drivers where readers like making fun of danny’s grey hairs and calling him an old man but in like a nice fun way yk? and the other drivers are just enjoying the chaos maybe playing along?

my masterlist

instagram ->

yourfinsta posted a story

liked by charllec, maxxie33, and others

maxxie33 oh no not a danny/n reunion

yourfinsta you better keep quiet

maxxie33 yes ma'am

yourbff I LOVE YOUUUU

yourfinsta i love you! more🤨!!

honey3badger baby girl sweetest angel in the world

liked by yourfinsta

yourfinsta posted a story

liked by lnorizz, maxxie33, and others

charllec do you need me to call the cops y/n!!

yourfinsta no dont worry charlie 🙏 he's actually nice he's buying me dinner rn

charllec omg pulled 😂

gruss what is that‼️

yourfinsta omg george that's so mean....can you relax please?

gruss Urm

honey3badger posted a story

liked by maxxie33, gruss, and others

yourbff omg i jus lolled at this

honey3badger save me

charllec you guys need help

lnorizz she is scary...

sainzjr do you guys ever like hold hands and cuddle and stuff

honey3badger do we ever what?

pastryboy 📍 aus

liked by yourfinsta, lnorizz, and others

pastryboy we got to hang out with grandma and grandad

tagged: lily, yourfinsta, honey3badger

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yourfinsta omg delete that oscar you weird freak boy i look so trashy!!!!!!

pastryboy No

lnorizz you ARE trashy

yourfinsta when i next see you it's on sight

yourbff babygirl is not old!

yourfinsta thank you ! ! !

pastryboy perhaps ur right...

honey3badger neither am i!

yourbff keep dreaming

pastryboy no grandad

charllec isnt it time for your afternoon nap?

maxxie33 let him live in delusion guys

twitter ->

messages ->

instagram ->

lnorizz posted a story

liked by honey3badger, pastryboy and others

honey3badger she's gonna be mad at you

lnorizz 😐

yourfinsta i thought we agreed to not call me this.

lnorizz we did??!

yourfinsta ur so fake

lnorizz get over it😠

yourfinsta

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yourfinsta DICK PANCAKES

tagged: honey3badger

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honey3badger dick pancakes!!!

pastryboy dick pancakes

lnorizz dick pancakesss 🕺

sainzjr dick pancakes!!!

charllec dick pancakes.

maxxie33 dick pancakes?

gruss cock cakes

yourfinsta okay

gruss i hate you

honey3badger posted a story

liked by yourbff, yourfinsta, and others

sainzjr aww you finally posted something nice

yourfinsta omg thanks babe 😵

yourbff mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.

honey3badger ????

yourbff what u want now

yourfinsta posted a story

liked by yourbff, charllec, and others

maxxie33 was i not invited

yourfinsta you ignored my texts.

yourfinsta COME NOW.

maxxie33 okay fine

yourbff posted a story

liked by yourfinsta, honey3badger, and others

sainzjr at least it looks like they actually like each other for once

liked by yourbff

charllec let's get y/n so drunk

yourbff good idea

yourfinsta you jealous or something

honey3badger

liked by charllec, yourbff, and others

honey3badger my drunk gf post

tagged: yourfinsta

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charllec how did she get so drunk

gruss it might've been when you were feeding her champagne, not sure though

charllec i think that was you

yourbff definitely was george

yourfinsta lol

lnorizz you guys are too old for this behaviour now

honey3badger you're on thin ice

yourfinsta watch your back 🔪

yourfinsta posted a story

liked gruss, pastryboy, and others

yourbff still hot tho

honey3badger 😍

lnorizz walk it off

yourfinsta stfu

yourusername posted a story

liked by yourbff, danielricciardo, and 319,203 others

yourbff on main HAHAHAH

landonorris sorry did i trigger you this much

yourusername blocked and reported for spam

user1 who is this about y/n

user2 is this about lando and oscar always calling you old

charles_leclerc i know you're not talking about me

user3 LOL ILY GRID MOTHER

danielricciardo you're telling me!

yourusername run away together?

danielricciardo YES

THE END 🤍

#f1 #f1 smau #smau #f1 fanfic #f1 x reader #f1 fic #f1 imagine #daniel ricciardo #dr3 #dr3 smau #dr3 x yn #dr3 fluff #dr3 x reader #dr3 imagine #maddie's smau

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medium-rare-bimbo · 9 months

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Through though Thoughts

♡masterlist♡

MINORS DNI

Warnings: dark characters, noncon/dubcon,

༺*:ﾟ･✧･:*:ﾟ･♡ readmore ♡･ﾟ:*:･✧･ﾟ:*༻

♡ Scummy manager eddie !!! Who fucks you in the supply closet letting everyone hear you!! He bends you over the grill/fryer not caring about the danger he'll give you a pay rise if you let him cum inside

♡ Vampire eddie tricks you into becoming a vampire by letting you fred from him "c'mon I feed from you all the time it's only right for you to do it from me, maybe I'll understand why you complain so much be as rough as you want" he doesnt understand why you complain because his pants are now ruined

♡Eddie fucking the angel of heavens gates to get a free pass in

♡ Demon eddie fucking angel reader

♡ Did someone say heather au?? JD!eddie x veronica! Reader 👁👁 kurt + ram! Billy and steve 👁👁

♡ priest! hopper fucking his favourite nun after she was almost seduced by eddie/steve/billy

♡ barista! Reader asking what milk theyd like in their coffee only to get the response of "yours"

♡ line cook! Eddie who has a favourite server (you<3) he always makes you food when you're hungry and isnt scared to go out and insult customers who make you cry

♡ hopper + dmitri/enzo fucking guard! Reader to escape ???!?!?!?!!

♡ porn director! Murray pairing his favourite actress (you<3) with the fan favourite hopper, hopper always messes up on purpose just so he can get round after round out of you

♡ Robin is horrible at sexting she can only Express her desires speaking whether that be on the phone or to your face she tries her best but jesus christ "humps humps humps dirty talk hump hump inserts strap thrust thrust spank spank thrust thrust degradation dirty talk thrust cums cuddles"

♡ nancy finds the cutest lingerie for you both to wear she makes you so flustered when she complements you, your legs spread infront of a mirror with your back against her chest. Pretty girls doing pretty things

♡ I know I did a cryptid girlfriend for eddie but I feel like everyone deserves a creepy girlfriend!!

♡ cryptid! Girlfriend who finds steve in the woods looking for dustin as hes supposedly ran off again (he didnt he was in his room the entire time) only to stumble across the creepy little weirdo whose bathing in the river water. He ushers you out and wraps is jacket around you (you have no Idea why) and is panicking into the black square thing that makes noise. Obviously none of the kids can take you in so he has no other choice but to take you back to his. Hes desperately asking you questions trying to find someone to call and hoping it's not an upside down situation however you seem to care more about his fluffy hair than anything else

♡ crytpid! Girlfriend who shows up in Nancy's room, who scares the life out of her, who refuses to leave her alone despite the items she throws at her (she pockets it them and keeps them)!! You're so creepy and nancy hates it!! You also dont understand boundaries as your practically under her skin 24/7 if you could fit in her pocket you would

♡ cryptid! Girlfriend who Robin finds you on night shift at the video store wandering in the back alleyway of the store doing god knows what. At first robin thinks you're lost and tries to ask you questions only to get completely ignored and naturally follows you around to try and figure out where you came from. You run off at some point but come back the next night bringing gifts, and the next night, and the next until you've successfully courted your human wife

♡ argyle who finds you after almsot running you over, he was trying to deliver pizza until you ran into the road he immediately gets out and tries to talk to you but once again you ignore him. He feels bad about almost killing you so gives you a pizza completely forgetting about the customer. He somehow befriends you and often dees you hanging out by the side of the road and his window

♡ johnathan captures you on camera and thinks you're a ghost, he goes back to where the photo was taken to try and replicate it to see if it was true only for you to sneak up behind him because you like the flash from the weird thing in his hands. You follow him home despite his protests and now he keeps you in his room because how in the world would he begin to explain why a girl with weird pupils is in the house???

♡ cryptid! Girlfriend who breaks into hoppers cabin and refuses to leave. He kicks you out even threatening to shoot you but you always come back, sometimes baring gifts and pretty little rocks. He feeds you from his porch sometimes watching you eat whatever he gifts you. He dozes off one afternoon and wakes up to you huddled up next to him, he feels bad and now let's you stay with him but hes not happy about it (that's a lie)

♡ cryptid! Reader who befriended the kids long before billy was around whenever hes mean to them she scares him straight. It's the same routine and last for only about a week until billy is conditioned to not bully children, he thinks hes going insane until he goes to pick up max only to find the girl that's been harassing him for months playing their dumb game. They just stare at eachother until billy ushers max to the car and quizzes her on who the hell you are. Hes creeped out by you but would 100% hit that

♡ I love my dentist so heres some self indulges on my part, dentist! Hopper who makes you suck on his fingers which then evolves into you sucking his cock!!!!

♡ teasing eddie with a fleshlight and cockring, you've been going at it for hours and hes whispering and begging for relief but you're having so much fun

♡ karen wheeler and joyce byers having a night together with pregnant! Reader they say it's to congratulate you and give you one last night of "freedom" before you give birth but they're playing such mean games!! They're practicing toys on you, making you cum so many times

♡ chrissy practices kissing with you but you get such a kick out of it, you hate jason wholeheartedly and love the fact that you get to kiss his girlfriend

♡ speaking of jason 👁👁 imagine being the only thing jason and eddie can be civil over, they just put all the hate towards eachother into fucking you

♡ party girl! Reader getting punished by hopper after she tells him "I fuck harder than I party" she was trying to seduce him into letting her go but hopper doesnt like brats

♡ vecna using his freaky tentacles on you!! Its absolute torture and he mocks you through it all

♡ you, eden, nancy, robin and chrissy having a sleepover together where you all discuss how much guys suck and how they're all the same!!! Idk gangbang me

♡ feel like eddie would look like pete Davidson with a buzz cut

♡ Eddie, steve and billy sorting out their differences by fucking me dumb <3

♡ I dont care what anyone says I could treat mrs wheeler better, I'll be her good baby. Make her cum in my mouth

♡ feral and primal 001 breeding me <3

♡ getting arrested and fucking jim hopper to be let go

♡ personally I think argyle would have a thick juicy cock

♡ if I had the opportunity I would carry Steve's children, all 6 of them. Firm believer of breeding-balls-Steve

♡hopper dressing you up in bunny ears and making you bounce on his cock for easter, he making you collect those vibrating eggs and seeing how many you can fit inside you

♡ tattoo artist/piercer! Eddie x tattoo/piercing-virgin reader

-your friends always come in bringing you as a plus one, always dressing up in nice clothes to hopefully get his attention

-none of it works as he always flirts with you no matter how done up your friends are

- eddie teases you about never having a tattoo or piercing before and says he'll pop your cherry

- after he secretly adds his number to your phone and starts suggesting piercings, you finally walk in for an appointment without your friend hes so surprised when you choose the nipple piercing

- you're shaking like a leaf when he does it and he asks if you have anything to calm you down with, you say you have a stress ball in your bag when eddie finds something better hidden in a small pocket.

- a bullet vibtator, you're so embarrassed but when he slides it inside you quickly find pleasure in the needle sliding through your flesh

-here he has you laying down on the table, nipples puffy and sore from the piercing, pounding into you cunny as if his life depended on it

♡ sex pollen all the time every time I love it so much, horny fuzzy brain yummy yummy yummy

♡ being fucked in the locker room before cheer practice I dont care by who I just want cock

♡ steve, eddie, billy, Nancy, Robin gangbang me pls

♡ 001 getting getting turned on by blood <3<3<3<3<3 any blood? Paper cut? In his mouth, nose bleed? Wiping it with his finger then boom in his mouth, period sex? Absolutely!!! Blood and cock perfect combination for him

♡ eddie x succubus reader !!!!!!!!! Soulmates <3<3

♡ eddie getting dressed up for DnD only to cancel in favour of fucking eachother dumb

#stranger things x reader #eddie munson x reader #billy hargrove x reader #Steve harrington x reader #Robin Buckley x reader #Nancy wheeler x reader #chrissy Cunningham x reader #murray bauman x reader #enzo x reader #jim hopper x reader #hopper x reader #joyce byers x reader #jonathan byers x reader #argyle x reader #001 x reader #henry creel x reader

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millytherat · 2 months

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Reading through @badaziraphaletakes inspired me to make a post about reasons:

Why people tend to choose Crowley of Aziraphale, and, consequently, think Aziraphale is bad

This might be a long post, i'll cover some topics and i might get all over the place at some point! But please be patient! Can i get into it?

Inversion of values

When first watching Good Omens, you might expect a strong inversion of values, that Heaven is bad and Hell is good, angels are the oppresors and demons the victims

It is mostly religiously (religious trauma) motivated, aka "christianity is a fucking bullshit" motivated, to expect seeing the ones who calls themselfs good (Heaven, who we interpret as Christian religious figures) be actually bad (wich, in real life, they tend to be) and, the ones they cast out as evil and sinful (Hell, wich we interpret in this case as anyone the church calls sinful, like the queer comunity) to be good and innocent and just different, it makes us feel emphatic for them, even seeing that they are, indeed, bad

I believe some people just dont want to accept it, they want to believe the angels are inherently bad and the demons just questioned their bad ways

But they arent, if anything ALL angels and demons are naturally good and innocent, "oh but Gabriel!" He was naturally good, we saw it, the same with Michael and Uriel too, they're all just tainted by the strong grip Heaven demands for them to have; in episode 1 season 2, we see both Crowley (as starmaker) and Aziraphale being totally innocent and adorable, they're good by nature, no one in the story is actually evil

When this inversion of values we wish for isnt fulfilled, it might cause an annoyance, i know a lot of people who dont accept it, and just make it up because... well is expected!

Queerness

This was originally taken from a post of "Bad Aziraphale Takes"

Crowley is "more queer" than Aziraphale, at least thats how people see it as, in fics too, how many times Crowley gender is explored, with pronouns and labels and identities? While the more i saw for Aziraphale was a vulva or they/them pronouns, and never in a human au! Aziraphale is depicted and seem as a cisgender male

I have seem even people saying Aziraphale have internalized homophobia! I- how??

Found them! @theelastword made an ask on the "bad Aziraphale takes" blog that inspired this bit <3 thank you love

Need for a villain and favorites

As we saw, people that hate Aziraphale choose to see Heaven as evil, as the villain, and that is also followed by many people who dont hate Aziraphale! Well, might i say that... we dont have a real villain in Good Omens? The angels arent evil for wishing to follow what they believe to be God's plan, nor for deminishing humanity- but i'm getting ahead of myself here!

The need to see Heaven as inhetently bad, the big bad villain, makes people see Aziraphale, going back there "freely", hurting Crowley's feelings, saying Hell/demons are the bad guys (wich they ARE?? There is not an inversion of values!) As him being evil, as him going to the side of the villain instesd of choosing Crowley, going back to CROWLEY'S abusers, not his, not theirs, Crowley

I do believe humans have a natural need to have favorites, when you're a kid is always "wich caracther of this cartoon am i?" and later is always "wich do i relate to more? Wich do i like more?", and people choose Crowley for all those reasons above and probally some personal ones too

So! As a small conclusion:

People choose to prefer Crowley, they choose to see Crowley as better because he's a "good demon", he's the victim that fell from Heaven and hates Hell, he's the queer caracther, he's kind and genuine and helps Aziraphale and have a car he loves

Because of the idea that Aziraphale is: A) opposite to Crowley; B) an Angel! (The abusers! The bad guys! The evil!); C) a BAD angel for that matter, he's selfish and mundane and comes across as rude to Crowley (because he acts so fucking autistic too!); people tend to DISLIKE Aziraphale, small simple minded people, but people nonetheless

I know the whole post is a bit over the place, it might sound confusing here and there, but i really wanted to put all this together to try and understand why people hate Aziraphale

I though maybe this can give a small input on why people think like that, it sures helps me to understand how they think that and what they mean by their terrible takes! I guess is mostly them being naive

Oh! You know how in the 2000's the media was demonizing femininity by having blond, pink, feminine villains in their high school romances? How we, to this day, tend to see feminine girls as fake, vulgar, naive, etc? How most teen girls go through a "not like other girls phase" because of that?

Same principle! Is the same reason for why they see Heaven and Aziraphale as evil

I hope someone can appreciate this lil silly thoughs put together <3

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #innefable husbands #good omens 2 #badaziraphaletakes #good aziraphale takes #for once

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hey bee, i wanna understand the watcher lore. can you help point me to the right place for it? or explain it, if it isnt too complicated?

here's where i say "it kind of doesn't actually matter".

hear me out: the thing is that if you are hanging out in the fandom, the watcher lore the fandom uses is like... a fandom invention. i've compared it to a sentinel/guide au before. it's not actually... a thing that is all that closely related to what happened in evo from my understanding.

like, the watcher stuff originally comes from the evo smp, an older smp of grian's. they were deities that ambiguously were also the audience, and liked to punish people being mean and give players weird riddles to solve. at the end of evo, grian joins them. also from evo are the listeners, who are enemies of the watchers (maybe defected watchers themselves? this seems unclear to me) that contacted jimmy and martyn, but largely only worked with jimmy.

the OTHER canon watcher stuff is "whatever martyn is doing over there with his own watcher lore", which i am sure someone who is much more of a martyn guy than me can give you a summary of. it's something along the lines of "watchers feed on emotions/are running the life series". he has explicitly stated that's only canon for him, however.

but MOSTLY? watchers are a collective fanon au that you can kind of use for whatever you need them for. as general rule they TEND to be evil (but not always), grian is one of them (and whether or not he has defected from them is a point in order in the fic), the fanon likes giving them a general biblical angel appearance, purple color, and mask (although ALSO not always; there's basically always either eye imagery or a mask though), they can be a stand-in for the audience or the pressures of being a creator (although not everyone does this), and frequently they have something to do with the life series (though not always). they're useful both as "i want something to be blatantly metaphorical for the audience" and "i need a deity/antagonistic force for my story" most of the time, and also for the ever-present grian angst.

they're fun to mess around with in my opinion! but also in my opinion if you're only writing hermitcraft stuff it's like... not really worth Worrying about "understanding watcher lore" because there isn't actually that much of it that's canon, most of it is just... stuff the fandom likes to do with it, you know?

#answered #that's also for the record why i REALLY don't tag most watcher stuff with evo tags #the exception here being scs because that fic was also VERY MUCH ABOUT EVO #but yeah they're cool. don't worry about the lore. it REALLY doesn't matter.

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absolutely head over heels for the double trouble au- which raises a question for me

what if reader ended up with a double as well? how would colonel and recruit even handle two wifeys especially if she was also pretty different in her youth? how weird would recruit be once he figures out who the double actually is? after all, she isnt cuffed to the colonel :)

Again, not sure if you’re the same brain behind the recent double trouble reblog, but I have so many thoughts about this…!! (Sorry you had to wait!)

First of all, young reader being a little different is an established fact. Perhaps she’s inexperienced, perhaps a little shy, she’s bound to be more timid than her double, having not met Colonel König and therefore, married to him yet.

Young recruit is absolutely smitten with the new uncuffed doe. He gets a plaything all to himself? Sweet!! Can he fuck her already? (Now don’t take this the wrong way: he’s head over heels in love. She’s perfect. He needs to have her. When’s the wedding? He'll invite the Colonel too, please just let him marry this girl. Please, he'll be a good dog, please...)

Older reader tries to soothe her younger double’s nerves. Yes, young recruit can be a bit of a handful but he has a heart of gold under there... somewhere. And he has waited his whole life to meet you! Trust them when they say that you’re a match made in heaven ^^

Meanwhile, young reader looks very troubled when she sees this vile young man licking his lips in the corner. This crazy dude is not supposed to be allowed around women at all... Wait–does he have an erection??

Colonel König is the only one she can actually trust. He has that calming, commanding presence, and he simply feels so safe somehow... It’s quite unbelievable that they are practically the same person with the young bloodhound, currently shaking from lust on the bench :/

(I’m so sorry for making this a crazy soap opera but) She’s bound to have a tiny crush on Colonel at some point. It’s awful: she didn’t mean this to happen, pinky promise! He’s WAY too old for her, and already married to her double. This man is off-limits. She’s supposed to go on a date with young recruit!

But isn’t the Colonel just so… manly? Attentive? Kind? No wonder she ended up marrying him…

Colonel is secretly losing his mind over the young double too. He’s very pleased to see she has taken a liking to him, now what kind of a man wouldn’t? Of course he’s forever faithful to his darling wife, no question about that. His angel is the most celestial, perfect being on this earth. Practically just the older version of the same woman… Older version, who's still too young for an old hound like him… For God's sake, it's not his fault that sweet young women swoon when they see him...! Ach Scheisse, what has he gotten himself into...

#double trouble au #2 königs 2 readers #LMAO #my brain hurts #mainly because it's so nasty!

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the girl from library

content: non!idol, highschool au, introverted x extroverted, wlw, popularity.

genre: fluff, a little angst.

WARNING: slight mention of bullying.

ENGLISH ISNT MY FIRST LANGUAGE

kang haerin x fem!reader

˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗

Y/n was those people Haerin avoided, loud, happy and too much highlighted for her liking. Those people that everyone loves and wants to be friend with. Y/n was friend with the school sweetheart Danielle, the gossip girl Hyein and the everyone crush Minji.

They weren't bad people thought, she just didn't like them because they were in good terms with her bullies.

Haerin only had one friend Hanni and she really didn't minded. She was happy with Hanni, even if the girl was friends with those people, she was still caring and a good friend to her, defending her against bullies.

Y/n sighed as she once again looked everywhere for the book she was looking for.

She wasn't the type of people to really enjoy reading, but she had to read a book for her french class and she didn't wanted to fail. So here she was searching for the book she needed.

"Where is it-?" She cut herself and finally found what she was looking for quickly taking a sit in the library.

Y/n wasn't aware of the cat eyed girl staring at her the whole time forgetting she was reading at first. She would lie if she said that she didn't find Y/n attractive.

After a few minutes staring, Danielle entered the library as she hurried to wrap her arms around Y/n's shoulder. She told her something and the other eyes opened in shock one before they left the library in hurry.

Haerin glanced at them before returning to the book she was reading before.

"Haerin!" The cat eyed girl turn around, to find her best friend and only friend Hanni, running toward her with a big smile. "There's a party at Minji's." The shorter girl announced with a knowing smile on her face.

Haerin shook her head no, knowing what she meant.

"But please! You know how Minji is my crush since for ever! And Y/n will be here too! Please just this time!"

"No, I won't go."

"Please, Haerin. You're my best friend. You're supposed to support me in this!" Hanni said in a dramatic tone while putting her hand on her forehead. Haerin roll her eyes as Hanni continued begging her.

She hated party, but yet she was here watching her best friend blushing and giggling in front of her long time crush Minji. Maybe it was alcohol or the realisation that she needed to make a move, but Hanni was determined to get something from Minji this night.

She sighed as she decided to take some fresh air, hoping that Minji wasn't an asshole and won't do weird things to her best friend.

She sat down on the high sidewalk in front of the house. It was a little cold but not enough to be shivering. It was calm, the loud music muffed playing in the background.

She felt nice and peaceful.

"Why are you here?" She heard a soft and sweet voice, a calm voice and angelic one.

She turned her head slightly, only for her to met two pair of eyes staring down at her sat body.

Y/n.

Haerin didn't given her an answer, she just glared back at the trees' leaf moving slowly, being lighted by the street lights and the moonlight.

Y/n head tilted and her eyebrows frowned in confusion. It was the very first time someone as treated her this kind of way before.

"Kang Haerin? Right?" She asked once again with a polite and sweet smile getting closer of the girl, who just nodded staring at her.

Y/n was aware of Haerin's staring. She often catches her looking at her, and Y/n founded it cute.

"Well, enjoy the wind." She said with a smile, despairing back into the the house, her silhouette getting drown in the drunk teenagers.

"You did not tell her that?" Hyein said with a scoff. "'Enjoy the wind, gna gna. Are you dumb!?" She said pushing Y/n by the shoulder in fake anger.

"Hyein." Danielle said while laughing at the show in front of her while shaking her head. "Leave her alone..."

"Yeah, leave her alone. I got the number of her crush's best friend." Minji said proudly, there were no link between the both things she announced but she still said it.

"I get it thanks." Y/n affirmed rolling her eyes as Hyein was still calling her 'dumb' and 'stupid for not getting the girl's number'.

Hanni was watching them from afar, not understanding any of words they were saying, she glanced back at Haerin with a pleading look.

"You can go alone. Why do I have to be with you?" The cat girl asked in annoyance.

"Because you're my best friend and I need you to survived her friends stares." The shorter explained getting up as she grabbed Haerin's arm.

That's until Minji and Y/n were already walking toward their table.

Minji was clearly flirting with Hanni in front of the other, that made Haerin embarrassed and leave. But she didn't even noticed that Y/n followed her to the library.

"Kang Haerin." The taller girl turn around glancing at the girl in front of her.

"Kim Y/n." She answered, not as rude as she was at the party, it made Y/n's stomach exploded in every way possible and imaginable. Her heart beating faster.

"I was wondering something." The cat girl gave her a look meaning that she was waiting for the question. "Do you like girls, by any chance?"

Haerin was taken aback by Y/n boldness and straightforward nature. But she nodded, not giving an proper response. But Y/n didn't cared, she was happy that Haerin even give her time of day.

"Would you like to go on a date with me?"

Silence.

"Why?"

Y/n tilted her head in confusion and then smile.

"Because, i want to get to know you better."

Silence again.

"Okay."

"Okay?"

"I said yes. I will go on a date with you, Kim Y/n."

The shorter girl smiled happily, it made somehow Haerin feel something, something different. Something different, a feeling that she liked.

"Give me your phone."

"Why?"

"So I can give you my number, dummy." Y/n giggled as she handed her hand out waiting for Haerin to give her the phone as the cat girl give her.

She took a quick selfie, tapped on the screen and hurried to give Haerin her phone back.

"See you around, Kang Haerin." And she left.

When Haerin glanced down at her phone, she blushed at the contact name.

'y/n gf <3'.

#x reader #gxglesbianlgbt #x female reader #lgbtq #newjeans #wlw #hyein new jeans #danielle marsh #kim minji #pham hanni #kang haerin x reader #kang haerin #haerin newjeans

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