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thedarkcircuswritings · 1 month

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Okay I saw your post with Macaroni Cookie and Cheddar Cheese Cookie so let's get some revenge so imagine Male Reader(S/O of Macaroni) having a Twin Sister who is one of those waiters who will serve in roller skates and do some neat and cool tricks?

Cheddar Cheese x Female Skating Waiter Reader

"Sooo, who's the lucky lady?" Cheddar Cheese glanced up from the coffee that was brewed for Cheddar Cheese before giving Macaroni a bit of a head tilt. "I beg your pardon?" "Pah-lease, Cheddar Cheese! I can see you givin' goo-goo eyes to the waiter! What, you know her from somewhere?" "I have talked to her at this diner before, yes." Cheddar Cheese slightly dodged the question, calmly taking a sip of coffee. Macaroni squinted Macaroni's eyes at the other detective. The detective should've known that Macaroni wasn't that naive. "That's not what I asked! So, are ya' gonna tell me or what? Else I can just whistle her over and ask the waitress herself!" Macaroni believed Macaroni had the upper hand now. "So you're just going to interrogate the woman in broad daylight?" "Wh- N-No?? C'mon, Cheddar Cheese, cut me some slack here!" "Fine, fine... I was helping to investigate a mystery of torn outfits in Cookoo Town Square, and she happened to be pulling out a few roller-skating tricks there. That's all." "Ooo, I didn't know you were into athletic ladies, C'C!~" "And I didn't expect you to be into a handsome waiter at another diner." "C-Cheddar Cheese!" Macaroni's face went up with blush before Macaroni crossed Macaroni's arms. "F-Fine! But you ain't living this down anytime soon!" "I'm certain I won't be." Cheddar Cheese could only chuckle a bit.

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kgthesillyclown · 4 months

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4 GAYS 1 PICTURE 🗣🗣🗣

#Cookie run kingdom #Crk #Macaroni cookie #Cheddar cheese cookie #Linzer cookie #crème brûlée cookie #my headcanons #Headcanons of the sillies:33 #and in my headcanon the pronouns for cheddar are they/he while for macaroni they/them :33

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paperbagsandwich · 8 months

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OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH, you know what I should bring back?!?

I should bring back Food People!!!?

What food would like to see as a person, I have a about three in mind!!! 👀👀👀

#male weight gain #bhm #weight gain #ssbhm #fat #big handsome man #chubby #male wg #wg #I have a literal Ice Cream man a dough man and a Macaroni woman #I've only posted the Dough man once on here but I never drawn the other two #I think I have a story but I need more food characters #just gib me a food and a pronoun!!! >:]#Food people

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cameronspecial · 28 days

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Traitor

Pairing: Dad!Drew Starkey x Reader

Warnings: N/A

Pronouns: She/Her

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Summary: Drew and Y/N have different tastes in food and he is hoping that Sam will have the same taste as him.

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Drew loves that Y/N can stay at home to take care of their three-year-old. She was a little hesitant when she suggested quitting her job to do so, but she wasn’t satisfied with her work and she needed some time to think about an alternate career choice. It turns out, that being at home with their son is where she finds fulfillment and Drew is so happy that his wife is finally happy with what she is doing. It allows her to cook more which she loves to do, especially since she is a picky and high-maintenance eater. Y/N can sometimes come off as a food snob because she sometimes has the standards of food that is homemade or expensive; however, it comes with the territory of being the daughter of a chef, who insists on practically making every meal for his family. It doesn’t mean that she doesn’t let her family eat fast food or store-bought snacks; she is a victim of eating McDonald’s or goldfish in her car like everyone else. She simply prefers making her macaroni and cheese with gruyere, asiago and fontina cheese. Or she would rather eat a sausage with mashed potatoes than an American hot dog. If there is one thing that reminds Rafe of the different social classes that he and his wife grew up in, it would be the food she now cooks for him. While the meals she cooks are exquisite, he is so grateful she isn’t one of those parents who doesn’t allow the family to eat anything processed because that means he can introduce Sam to his favourite childhood snack.

Y/N has finally given Drew the go-ahead to let Sam try an uncrustable. He understands he had to wait so long to share this experience with his son because peanut butter is a choking hazard for children under four. He hopes his toddler will love them as much as he does. Drew tried to share his favourite snack with the love of his wife; however, she said they just tasted like a regular sandwich. It disappointed him a little. He even bought the Nutella version of an uncrustable because she hates peanut butter.

“Sammy, lunch,” Drew calls to his son, placing the plate with two sandwiches and vegetables onto the table. Rapid thudding approaches the dining room and the father points to the bathroom. The little boy sighs and turns to go wash his hands. After rewashing his hands while singing the alphabet, Sam jumps into the chair in excitement. His grin drops at the sight of the circular bread in front of him. He spots the same food on his dad’s plate and watches the older man eat it with a smile. Not sure what to make of the new food, the four-year-old hesitantly picks up the uncrustable and sniffs it. “What this?” he questions, holding the sandwich out to his dad. Drew takes another bite out of his food, “That, Sammy, is a peanut butter and jelly uncrustable. Try it. You’ll like it.” The boy looks uncertain, yet still does as his father advises. The smile doesn’t turn into a grin as he chews on the food. In fact, his mouth turns into disgust and he places his lunch onto the plate, pushing it toward Drew. “Yucky,” he complains, reaching to nibble on a carrot. The actor frowns, “Come on, you only had one bite. Why don’t you take another?” As Sam considers the question, his mother comes in with a brie, apple and turkey sandwich. This piques his interest and he makes a grabby motion towards the fancier food. Not one to deny her child lunch, she slides her plate over and both parents observe as he devours half of the sandwich.

Y/N can see a pout on her husband’s face and pulls him in so his head is against her chest. “He’s a little traitor,” Drew grumbles, picking up his son's unfinished snack to finish. She giggles, “I’m sorry, Baby. Maybe you can have this bonding experience with our next child.” He jerks away from her, staring her dead in the eyes to make sure he understands what she is hinting at.

“We are going to have another baby?”

“We are going to have another baby.”

He cheers at the confirmation and picks her up, spinning her around before they both get dizzy. “I can feel it. I’m going to be fighting this baby for the last uncrustable. I can feel it,” he predicts with his hand on her stomach. She brushes his hair off his forehead, “I bet they will and then you wouldn’t be surrounded by traitors.”

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#dad!drew starkey #dad!drew #drew starkey imagine #drew #drew starkey #drew starkey x reader #drew starkey fanfiction #drew starkey fluff

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atticsandwichclub · 1 year

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Obey Me Favorite Positions MDNI

btw I block empty untitled profiles that interact with me. Profiles that are empty and untitled look similar to spam accounts to me. I also block profiles that say "minor" or just don't have an age. If I say mdni, I mean MDNI.

I only did Lucifer, Mammon, and Beel for this one. I'll do the other brothers later.

I don't use any pronouns nor do I mention anything about the reader's chest so like GN I guess? I refer to the reader's genitalia as a pussy. Creampies and all that nasty shit

TW choking

THEIR FAVORITE POSITIONS

LUCIFER - MISSIONARY

You lie on your back and spread your legs for him so he can grab the back of your knees and pin your legs down

He loves pushing his cock in and seeing your pussy lips spread around him

He spends half the time looking at your fucked out face and the other half watching his cock slip in and out while your juices start to get creamy

He likes to stop while he's in balls deep so he can grind on your clit

Whenever he can feel the walls of your squelching pussy starting to convulse around his cock, he knows you’re about to cum all over him

It hits you so hard, you can’t help but squeeze your eyes shut while your legs shake

While he’s still fucking your pussy loose, he releases one of your legs and wraps around your throat

He bends down to meet your face so he can order you, "Look me in my eyes when you cum on my cock”

MAMMON - DOGGYSTYLE/BACKSHOTS

You have your face down in a pillow and your ass arched up with your soaked pussy ready for Mammon to use

He loves this position because he can watch your ass bounce up and down his cock

He slides in balls deep and watches how your pussy juices wet his entire length as he slides back out

He lets you move back and forth on him at your own pace before he puts both hands on your back to pin you down and pound into you

This man REALLY loves watching your ass recoil each time he thrust himself into you

I know Mammon would have it sounding like a round of applause in the room

He would def have your shit sounding like someone’s mixing macaroni too

He keeps moaning and mumbling about how tight you are and how good your pussy looks being stretched by him

“Your pussy’s so wet baby. Mmm that’s it, cream all over my cock.”

Seeing your pussy cream his dick is really his favorite thing about fucking you, no matter what position you’re in

His dick is actually starting to turn white due to your creamy pussy and his cum

He’s about to cum in you again but he doesn’t dare stop, your pussy’s way to fucking good to stop

BEELZEBUB - STAND AND CARRY

It’s Beel’s favorite position because he gets to pick you up and slide your tight little pussy up and down his fat cock

Both of his huge strong hands had a handful of your ass so he was able to lift you to the tip of his cock and back down to the base of it. He made sure to thrust balls deep in your pussy so he could have your juices gushing around his cock.

He loved listening to you whimper as you came on him. Your moaning combined with the loud squelching sounds of your sopping wet pussy would push him to the edge.

He cums in your pussy but that doesn't stop him from fucking you onto his dick

Both his cum and your creamy juices mix together and drip down to his balls and then to the floor. Every time he thrust in; the juices squirt out below you.

Someone’s going to have to mop the floor/clean the carpet after he’s done with you

#Obey me smut #obey me mammon smut #obey me lucifer smut #obey me beelzebub smut #obey me beel smut #obey me mammon x reader smut #obey me lucifer x reader smut #obey me beelzebub x reader smut #obey me beel x reader smut #obey me #obey me mammom #obey me beel #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date

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kaciidubs · 6 months

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A Pun-y Thanksgiving

❣ Summary: A random thought about Chan and terrible Thanksgiving puns. ❣ ❣ Word Count: 739 ❣ Warnings: Fluff, corny puns [2], slice of life, discussions of family, implied Black! Reader [but neutral overall], Chan gets emotional over being loved ❣ ❣ Female! Reader [No use of Y/N] | You/Your pronouns ❣ ❣ Additional Tags: Chan is referred to as Chris, Christopher, Channie, and Baby, lightly edited, that plate of food was not mine but it's close enough ❣ Stray Kids Masterlist ❣ General Masterlist

"I'll give you more than thanks tonight."

"Baby, please."

"A turkey isn't the only thing I'd like to stuff."

"Christopher, walk away from me."

"What?! You can't tell me that wasn't funny!"

"I can," you hummed, looking over your shoulder to see him leaning against the kitchen island with a cheesy grin, "and I will - that was not funny!"

"So why are you smiling?" He goaded, dimple pressing into his cheek as his grin grew.

An astonished laugh fell from your lips, though you couldn't reign in the smile that stuck to your face, "Because you're corny!"

"Or, because you did find it funny!"

"Oh my god." Turning back to the pot of boiling elbow noodles, you stirred away some of the foam, "You're gonna drive me insane before my own family does."

A pair of arms snaked their way around your waist, Chris tugging you slightly against his chest as he pressed the side of his face against yours. "You know you love me."

"I do, but if you say anything related to 'gravy', I'm leaving you here and telling my grandmother you couldn't make it to dinner."

He dramatically gasped, shaking his body with yours, "You wouldn't! I think I'll actually die without her yams this year, and Christmas is way too far away to have them again!"

You laughed, turning off the stove and grabbing the oven mitts that were on standby, "You're so whipped for her cooking - I'm surprised you haven't figured out she makes extra just for you."

"She does?" His hold on you slipped as you picked up the pot of macaroni, stepping back to let you pour it into the strainer waiting in the sink. "Since when?"

"Our second Thanksgiving together when I had to make a to-go container full of them alone, and she asked if I was making you a plate and I had to tell her that, that was your plate." You placed the empty pot back on the stove, "And I still think it's unfair because I'm her grandchild! I asked her so many times to make me a separate batch, I'd even buy her the stuff! But no, she wouldn't do it for me but anything goes for her grandson Chris!"

In the midst of your teasing rant, you hadn't noticed the silence from your boyfriend behind you until you had started the sauce mixture for the macaroni and cheese, urging you to turn around to look at him suspiciously.

"Chris?"

He gazed at you with soft eyes, an almost delicate pout set on his lips as a fine blush turned his ears red. "She likes me that much?"

Family had always been a huge factor for him, and the desire of having your entire family love him the way they loved you was something he had strived for since the first time they met. So, it was no surprise that hearing that your grandmother would go out of her way for him and his admiration for her cooking made his heart swell.

"Aw, Channie," you cooed, turning the stove to low before making quick steps over to him, your hands cupping his slightly puffed cheeks from rest. "She absolutely loves you - my whole family does! My aunts ask about you whenever they call, my younger cousins always ask to see you, and even though my uncles joke about putting you in a shallow ditch if you break my heart - they can see how much you care about me and they honestly look forward to having you around."

Guiding his head down, you placed a quick kiss on his lips, giggling when he followed you away to steal another.

"My family loves you, my extended family loves you, and you already know I love you."

His pout melted into a smile, one you embarrassingly missed for the few moments it was gone, "Even with my corny jokes?"

You rolled your eyes but nodded in agreement, "Even with your corny jokes. Now, help me finish the mac and cheese and we can start getting ready - I'm sure if we stay here longer we're gonna be the last ones to get a plate, and I'll be damned if I let my cousin get to the corn pudding first."

Slinking your way our of his arms, you took to stirring the sauce mixture before speaking over your shoulder;

"Then when we get home, I'll show you what else I'm thankful for."

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#skz fluff #stray kids fluff #bang chan fluff #bangchan fluff #bangchan x reader #bang chan x reader

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alieinthemorning · 4 months

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How They Comfort You [Fontaine]

Content: Comfort/Comfort, Implied Angst (Lyney), Headcanons

Pronouns: None

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Reblogs: Let me know that you enjoy my work and want to see more, so don’t forget to like and reblog (and comment in the tags. I love seeing people’s rambles in the tags)!

This work’s concepts, plot and original characters are my own which means I do not allow any sort of creative theft nor do I allow my work to be entered into any sort of A.I. bots. Thank you for respecting my space and boundaries.

Furina

A show or a song, as long as it's something joyful, she'll extend the invitation to you.

And mayhaps, she'll give you a private scene or song.

And if none of that is your fancy, then she'll make you a plate of macaroni for the two of you to share.

Lyney

Magic! Magic always cheers people up, right?

Until it doesn't, and he's gone back then and the best he can give you is himself.

Navia

As an honorary member of the Spina di Rolusa, you are not allowed to stew in your sadness. At least not on Navia's watch.

She'll not only take you out, but whip something up herself.

Take you out on a shopping spree. Enjoy the scenery that is Fontaine.

Whatever it is you want to do, she won't let you do it alone.

Neuvillete

As long as it is in his power, he will give it to you.

It truly is as simple as that.

Wriothesley

The best this man has is an ear to listen, advice and tea.

Oh, and some time in the ring, sometimes being able to punch something in a safe space helps more than you'd realize.

I can't keep the angst away from Lyney and I haven't even officially written for him yet.

Ko-Fi | Commission | Masterlist

#alie headcanons #genshin headcanons #furina x reader #navia x reader #neuvillete x reader #wriothesley x reader

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vertumnanaturalis · 7 months

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Yknow this is another thing that I've been chipping away at for the past few months (and if you're in the LQ or Exo Creator Servers you've Definitely seen me share these before) and haven't posted on Tumblr yet; it's the current WIP of my attempt to give every named, mentioned, or heavily implied to exist character in the game that doesn’t have a canon design! Over time I wanna post them all individually (along with the lore I’ve come up with for them), but these are all the completed ones right now

(names/roles below the cut)

(note: italicized names are non-canon names/nicknames for canon roles or character with only a nickname or a full name)

Top Row (Kids younger than Sol):

Cirrus [designs for first and second halves of the game] (One of Anemone’s triplet younger brothers)

Stratus [designs for first and second halves of the game] (One of Anemone’s triplet younger brothers)

Cumulus [designs for first and second halves of the game] (One of Anemone’s triplet younger brothers)

Nimbus [designs for first and second halves of the game] (Anemone’s youngest brother, specifically mentioned to be younger and not one of the triplets in one of the tutoring events)

Nectarine “Nena” [designs for first and second halves of the game] (babysitting job kid with photosynthesis augment; designed as Chino’s older sister)

Maraschino “Chino” (named in babysitting job, has a fire starter augment)

Effervescence “Ves” [designs for first and second halves of the game] (babysitting job kid with nocturnal vision augment that gives them glowing eyes)

Mistletoe “Misu Misu” [designs for first and second halves of the game] (babysitting job kid who was trying to sneak out one of the drain pipes; One of the orphans from the wormhole crash being raised in the creche; designed as Sorrel’s baby sister)

Kelvin [designs for first and second halves of the game] (babysitting job kid who was trying to sneak out one of the drain pipes; One of the kids who still has parents but is being raised in the creche anyways)

Macaroni “Mac” (Babysitting job kid with no sense of pain augment)

Contrivance “Connie” (Babysitting job kid with shark teeth augment)

Middle Row (Stratospheric NPCs):

Cinnamon “Cinna” (Named by Utopia, presumably another member of expeditions)

Imbroglio (A surveyor who is only mentioned as being deceased alongside Geranium if the shimmer is not cured in time, although it is never specifically said to have killed him; Designed as the previous Chief Surveyor before he handed the role to Tonin)

Sorrel (A surveyor who is only mentioned after their death before Vertumnalia 18; Designed as a Strato-born teenager older than Kom but younger than Utopia; Designed as Misu Misu’s eldest brother)

Quinine “Quinni” (A surveyor who is only mentioned after their death before Vertumnalia 18; Designed as a Strato-born teenager a few months younger than Kom)

Lavendula “Tula” (Named as Tonin’s deceased partner during his funeral; Tammy is stated to have had a mother who died at some point prior to landing, presumably they were the same person)

Arabesque “Besk” (Ms. Arabesque….. The Twins mother, cause of like 20% of the issues in the colony)

Encephalon “Ceph” (One of Tirah’s partners, only mentioned by nickname)

Peppercorn “Perk” (One of Tirah’s partners, only mentioned by nickname; The newest member of the polycule)

Pappardelle “Deli” (One of Tirah’s partners; no titles or pronouns are ever used for the third one, but there is explicitly a third partner)

Bottom Row (Heliopause NPCs)

Parabola “Polly” (Vace’s mom)

Theia (Rex’s mom)

Ikebana “Bana” (Nomi’s mom)

Carnelian Carnation “Carn” (Nomi’s dad)

Ventricle “Ven” (Vace’s dad)

Marjoram “Joram” (A named steward from the Heliopause, she will become Second Steward if Tammy and Sol don’t/can’t)

Netsuke (A named scientist from the Heliopause, he will become Second Engineer if Tang and Sol don’t/can’t; specifically mentioned to be experienced)

Quaternion (A named administrator from the Heliopause, he will become Second Administrator if Marz and Sol don’t/can’t)

Peppermint “Pep” (A named soldier from the Heliopause, she will become Second Surveyor if Dys, Tonin, and Sol don’t/can’t; Utopia really did not want this person for her second in command)

Yucca (A named cultivator from the Heliopause, she will become Second Cultivator if Cal is Cheif Cultivator and Sol doesn’t/can’t get the job; Said to be experienced enough in agriculture, and unlikely to side with the other Helio’s more war favoring tendencies)

Bluebell “Belle” (The Helio born cultivator that Cal married in some endings; Designed as Yucca’s younger sister)

Verbena (A Helio soldier named in a conversation Marz; It’s implied that they’ve slept together, so it’s likely that they’re very close in age)

Pelagic “Pelk” (A soldier named in one of the nurse events; Designed as a Helio soldier about Utopia’s age)

The people left to do include: Captain Morikawa, Defenestrate, Yarrow, Rex’s Dad, the baby from the Strato born just before coming through the wormhole, older/second half deisgns for Chino+Mac+Connie+Quinni….

Uh. Let’s just say that there are a lot of people actually named/referenced/implied in the game.

And that’s not even getting into anyone BORN on Vertumna… hahh....

#i was a teenage exocolonist #iwatex #my art #npc catalog #I am not gonna tag all these people right now LMAO

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lmksimp · 1 year

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Oop- Please mind my English vocabulary, I'm still kind of new to this language. So- Uh- can I ask for headcanon for SWK and The Six Eared Macaque. Like what if their s/o is secretly the Lady Bone Demon's daughter? But she herself doesn't know it? Like what would their reaction be? Hehe- sorry if it's too much, this is kind of my first time requesting on Tumblr honestly 😅

MWHAHAHHAHA- sorry..uh TY FOR REQUESTING ANON❤ m'just excited that someone requested

It's not too much!

I think...macaroni's part is shorter?

Pronouns: She / Her

SUN WUKONG

I think he would not know for the few weeks or months you've been together but he always tells you "You sometimes have a strange scent" "Then stop sniffing me" "Wh-"

He usually feels like there is something off with you or your scent in general and it sometimes bothers him

Sometimes he mistakes it for some kind of demon's scent, you reassure him that is definitely not the case, and to ask him not to sniff you

But when he finds out, he tries his very best not to hurt you in any way possible, he tries to distance himself from you until he can make sure that you're not like your biological mother

You get confused since your mother just disappeared when you were a infant, you ask wukong how does he know your mother

"Your mother? I thought you knew her?" He also gets confused

You quickly explain that you've never met your mother and you demand him to tell you about your mother

He explains to you about how your scent is quite close to LBD's and all the other necessary stuff

Your quite shocked about his explanation and you also promised not to harm him in any way

And surprisingly he believes you! He trusts you since you could've harmed or manipulated him but you didn't and you were more kind and honest than your biological mother

He still loves you! But he's very cautious around you since you could've inherited LBD's power

But if you do he will absolutely help you with controlling it

MACAQUE

My guy would have probably already known about it either in the middle of the LBD invasion or after the incident ( LBD defeated and ekjsjwjs ) plus he is very observant...

He still loves you yes but stays back a bit to make sure he doesn't get controlled or given any bone powers (trauma)

Once he realizes your safe it'll be all good again but he'll still be a bit cautious-

Once you asked why he was staying away he then finally tells you about you being LBD's daughter and you are in shock

You either have 2 reactions it either A, you'll be shocked and scared that your mother is LBD and try to avoid everyone or B. You would try to calm yourself down as your biological mother is gone anyway

You try your best not to scare him and that works out pretty well!

He still trusts you, he really does even though you are LBD's daughter, just don't bring up or do anything that makes him have trauma. You have

If you possibly inherited LBD's power, Macaque would do his all to help you control it and please do not test it on him, try it on wukong or sm...

He will try his best not to agitate you and help you with anything (such a good BF-)

but overall, cautious yet loving at the same time <3

#sun wukong x reader #macaque x reader #lmk x reader #lego monkie kid #lmk sun wukong #lmk macaque #anon #anon ask

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merridelicious · 10 months

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I’m moving into college in 3 weeks have you got any tips :0

yes!! quite a few actually. :) *for mutuals outside of the u.s., this advice is based on a U.S. American university experience, so some of it may not apply to you.

PLEASE SEND ASKS if you have specific questions, and I’ll either speak from my own experience or give information from other friends in university rn!!

packing:

You don’t need to bring ALL your stuff. (Really, it’s okay. Also, you have limited space.)

A quick Google search of “college packing list 2023” will yield many results. It’s up to you to decide what “essentials” are actually essential, but suffice it to say, think about the things you use on a daily basis and then think about what you don’t have at home that you’ll need in student housing.

Apartment or dorm, unless you’re really lucky—you’ll be sharing living space & appliances with other people. Yes, that includes showers. If you can get toiletries cheaper locally than in the location of your university, save yourself the time and money. Shower shoes are an absolute must, because those showers can get disgusting.

If you have a meal plan that lasts the entire year, you don’t really need to pack a bunch of food (or go grocery shopping a ton during the school year) but it can be nice to have dry goods & snacks on hand. (I keep rice, macaroni & cheese, crackers, & some type of dried fruit around, if nothing else. Whatever tastes strike your fancy, feel free to add/substitute.) If you’re cooking all your own food, you’re going to need at least a cooking pot, frying pan, spatula, dish sponges, and dish soap, as well as some resealable food storage containers and cheap cups and bowls (I got most of that at Target. They tend to have back-to-school sales and bowls & cups go for less than a dollar each.)

Laundry is going to be a pain in the ass, unless again, you luck out and have a washer and dryer in-unit. Ditto for dishes (unless your space comes with a dishwasher). Do yourself a favor & get a huge bin of Tide pods, pack of laundry sheets, & at least two paper towel rolls so you don’t have to run out every week to replenish cleaning supplies. (I personally despise having dish towels to wash, so if you don’t mind them take the paper towel advice with a grain of salt.)

My dorm was weird and had a sink in it. If you’re responsible for cleaning your own sink it will get nasty quickly. Either take turns with your roommate(s)/housemate(s), or figure out who the designated sink cleaner is.

friends/socializing:

Your first friend group in college will likely not be your last, nor will it last. This group is usually composed of people close in proximity to you aka convenience friends. You might realize three or four months in that these are not your people and you don’t like hanging out with them. This is perfectly normal and okay! You’ll find people who you do vibe with. I encourage you not to limit making friends to your specific university, although if you go to a small one like I do that can be tough.

Universities often have events with free stuff, including free food. Take advantage of these events if & when you can. They’re usually very laid back, and if you’re not in the mood to stick around, you can grab food and then dip.

Orientation events & icebreakers within your first week are to be expected. Try to remember a fun fact about yourself (which is what you usually get asked, along with your intended major, name, pronouns—sometimes, & hometown).

Your RA(s) aren’t cops, but they also aren’t your friends. They’re required to report sketchy shit that happens. My RAs had a rule that if they didn’t hear, see, or smell anything suspicious, it was like nothing happened, but try to get a feel for what yours look out for.

It is more than okay to need/want therapy. You’ve just gone through a massive change in your life and you did it mostly, if not all, by yourself. Your university counseling services (if applicable) are generally not the best place to go for therapy, though. This is especially true if you’re worried about your privacy. I don’t think I’ve heard of student discounts for therapy, but some therapists have this policy called sliding scale where you pay what you can. Find a person you can talk openly with and who is experienced with your mental health concerns/practices the right kind of therapy for you. (CBT, DBT, & EMDR are a few examples.)

dating, love, etc.

First and foremost, if this section doesn’t apply to you because you don’t participate or aren’t ready to in college, please feel free to skip!

If you’re still here, obviously I am not the expert on your love life—you are. That being said, without getting too personal, here are some things I’ve picked up through trial and error.

If you’re starting college, and haven’t yet dated anyone, it’s okay to feel behind. What isn’t okay is being patronized or taken advantage of for your lack of experience. I wish I could say it’s just common sense, but it’s crucial to figure out what your boundaries, limits, & standards are before getting into an intimate situation with somebody. (I myself learned this the hard way.)

simply put: It is okay to be picky! (Read that again.) Or not—what works for one person won’t work for everyone. Some people date & hook up just for fun, especially during college when a lot of changes are happening, and that suits them fine. Some people want stronger, longer connections, and that works for them. Some people focus on friends over partners and refrain from the entire dating & hookup scene. All are valid and healthy. (As long as you stay safe, sane, & consensual, and get tested.)

school stuff:

Please do yourself a favor and don’t schedule 8am classes five days a week. I don’t care if you could do it in high school—chances are you’re going to need to wake up way beforehand to get ready OR your roommate will do something ridiculous in the middle of the night that will wake you up. In this more than likely event, you won’t want to wake up and go straight to class. If you’re not a STEM major, this advice is easier than if you are (and if the first applies, my condolences and much love).

You need sleep no matter what—if that means midday naps, go for it. I don’t recommend skipping class to nap unless it’s an emergency though.

Re skipping class: some professors take attendance and your grade can suffer if you don’t attend. Aside from mental health days, skipping class for fun can be a slippery slope at some universities. (At some, Cs get degrees and grades don’t matter as much, especially if you aren’t looking to go down the postgrad path.)

#college #university #uni #universidad #college tips #college advice #general advice #asks #answered #school #studyblr #ref #host posts

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servalsahara · 3 months

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intro post!!

☆ hii my name is leo! im 20 and my pronouns are he/him. i am also trans and queer and i am neurodivergent ☆

☆ i am new to the community and unsure of labels, but as of now i think alterhuman and therian fit my identity ☆

☆ i am an african serval and a domestic cat ☆

☆ my other interests are fall out boy, scene + emo subcultures, rave culture, marble hornets, and art! I am also a furry! ☆

☆ my main blog is @macaroni-0verlord, i interact from @macaroniguardian ☆

☆ blinkies below the cut! ☆

#therian #cat therian #serval therian #nonhuman #alterhuman #felinekin #catkin #intro post #introduction #kintype #otherkin #otherkin community #alterhuman community #cat theriotype #adult therian #adult alterhuman

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thedarkcircuswritings · 1 month

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🐈‍⬛ I wanna throw a cute idea at you if it's okay! Cheddar Cheese teasing Macaroni, because Macaroni is crushing HARD on (male) reader

Like, Mac n Cheese are at a diner on break or something , sees Reader and greets him and Mac gets flustered and Cheddar playfully teases them about it :3

"So... How long are you planning to wait until you ask him out?"

Macaroni nearly choked on the coffee that was prepared, coughing into Macaroni's hand as Macaroni was very much caught off-guard. "What? Didn't think I'd see how you smiled at him as he passed by just now?" Cheddar Cheese gave Macaroni a smirk, which only made Macaroni's blush grow brighter, completely flustered by the situation Macaroni was in. Macaroni didn't think Cheddar Cheese out of all people would call Macaroni out- and in a public diner, no less! "That's- that's none of yuhr' business." Macaroni hopelessly sputtered out. Cheddar Cheese chuckled when Macaroni was practically shooting daggers at the other detective with Macaroni's glare. "Is he the reason why you chose this place, Macaroni? Seems pretty convenient that your crush is a part-time waiter here." Of course, the detective was quite blunt with the observations made. "Hm.. Not like I can blame you of course." "W-What's 'dat supposed to mean?" Macaroni asked, to which Cheddar Cheese could only shrug. "You're as smart as me, Macaroni. You can figure it out." "Don't tease me like this..." Macaroni grumbled, glancing away as Macaroni could see you across the diner, speaking to one of the waitresses behind the counter. Not Macaroni's fault that you were so handsome... wait a second- "Don't try and say he's handsome!" Macaroni blurted out, looking back at Cheddar Cheese. "I never said he was." Cheddar Cheese pointed out. Macaroni groaned, covering Macaroni's face in embarrassment. Curse you, Cheddar Cheese...

#🎭shadow writing!#🤡request clowns!#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run oneshot #macaroni cookie #cheddar cheese cookie #reader cookie #y/n cookie #macaroni x reader #macaroni x male!reader #male!reader #male!y/n #agender macaroni #agender cheddar cheese #no pronouns macaroni #no pronouns cheddar cheese

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Can I request a (post redemption) Fluffy & flirty lmk Macaque x fem reader? (A oneshot or scenario, whichever one you prefer.) With reader being the daughter of a Demon of Music/the arts. (Plus she’s good friends with the hero gang)

but Macaroni didn’t know that she could sing (or that she has feelings for him) until Everyone’s at a party and she steps up to the stage. And he’s just like 🤯😍

But when the party’s almost over she starts singing “Love you like a love song” by Selena Gomez. All while looking directly into Mac’s eyes with a hopeful blushing smile on her face.. because she was far too nervous to confess to him any other way..

When I was a kid, Love You Like A Love Song was my JAM so this is all kinds of nostalgic for me 😍

"Love Song" (1488 w.c)

Post Redemption! Macaque x Fem! Reader

Romantic oneshot

Pronouns: she/her

CW: none?

Tonight was your night. You were dressed to the nines, with your hair and makeup done and by the gods, you were on a mission. Tonight was karaoke night with the gang, which included Sandy, MK, Mei, and as extra supervision, Macaque.

You’d had your eyes on the dark haired monkey ever since he started showing up on a consistent basis. You two had some common interests and he admired your spunk, opting to playfully flirt with you often. You rarely flirted back efficiently, however his reaction was always a laugh or tripping, so you honestly had no idea if he understood that you were being genuine.

So your goal was to pick your favorite love song and sing it just for him, and hope that those six ears would actually listen rather than just hear.

You and the others entered the place and found Sandy and Macaque, who had gone in to reserve your spot. First, you all ordered some stuff to eat and drink, before you started picking out the songs you’d be singing. Macaque insisted he’d just be on the sidelines tonight, since he’d already been using his voice doing his shadow plays earlier in the day. So MK and Mei went first, and you all had a good time as they sang their hearts out. Sandy and MK did a joke entry of “I’ll Make A Man Out of You”, which they did great with. Then it was your turn.

To say you were nervous going up to the microphone was an understatement. But the music began and you gulped as you cast your gaze at the screen for now.

It’s been said and done

Every beautiful thought’s been already sung

And I guess right now, here’s another one

So your melody will play on and on, with the best of ‘em

You looked over at Macaque, who was listening as he ate some of his food, but not looking at you.

You are beautiful, like a dream come alive, incredible

A centerfold miracle, lyrical

You saved my life again

And I want you to know, baby

He had looked up a bit, and you thought you saw his tail swaying.

I, I love you like a love song baby

And I keep hitting repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat

I, I love you like a love song baby

And I keep hitting repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat

Finding some confidence, you were definitely singing to just him. You could see Mei nudging MK and whispering.

Constantly, boy you played through my mind like a symphony

There’s no way to describe what you do to me

You just do to me, what you do

And it feels like I’ve been rescued

I’ve been set free, I am hypnotized by your destiny

You are magical, lyrical, beautiful

You are, and I want you to know, baby

You saw those golden eyes dilate and his cheeks become dusted with pink as he leaned forward with his chin in his hand.

I, I love you like a love song baby

And I keep hitting repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat

I, I love you like a love song baby

I, I love you like a love song baby(I love you, I love you, like a love song)

And I keep hitting repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat

You held onto that microphone like it was a lifeline, keeping you grounded to the stage lest you float away. There was no one else in the room except for you and Macaque.

No one compares

You stand alone, to every record I own

Music to my heart, that’s what you are

A song that goes on and on

I, I love you like a love song baby

I, I love you like a love song baby(I love you, I love you)

I, I love you like a love song baby(Like a love song, like a love song)

And I keep hitting repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat

I, I love you like a love song baby

I, I love you like a love song baby(I love you, love song, baby)

And I keep hitting repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat(I love you, I love you)

Like a love song

You finished with a smile on your face, feeling proud of yourself as you put the microphone back and took a little bow. Your friends all applauded you, save for Macaque, who was still wide eyed and staring ahead. Your confidence faltered…did he not like it? Oh gods, what if he didn’t like you that way?

You took your seat a little further away from him and kept to yourself, even though the others complimented you on your singing abilities.

At the end of the night, you told your friends you’d just walk home. They were hesitant, but said that you should text the group chat once you got home safely. When you agreed, you left, and let yourself go. How could you have tried confessing your feelings like that? You should’ve just been direct with him, he would have understood better.

You were so distracted that you didn’t notice your shadow morphing and moving out of tune with your movements. It waited for when you stopped at a corner to check your directions before Macaque popped out.

“Hey there. Thought you might want some company.” He tapped your shoulder, making you jump.

“Don’t scare me like that! What if I tried to hit you?” You caught your breath. He laughed.

“I’m sure it’d be a nice effort. But you wouldn’t hit little old me, would you?”

You rolled your eyes at him and kept walking, but slower. Your heart was racing—he went out of his way to walk with you?

“That was quite a show you put on back there, huh? I didn’t know you could sing that well.” He complimented. You blushed.

“Thanks. I did my best to impress.”

“It paid off, if you ask me,” he took one of your hands gently with his own, and you felt how cold his hands were compared to yours. “I can always appreciate some good showmanship. Especially from a pretty sight like you.”

“Takes a good showman to know one, huh?” You winked at him and were absolutely delighted in the way he almost tripped over his own feet.

“What else I took notice of,” he cleared his throat to change the subject. “Was the song you chose.”

You gave a hum in response, prompting him to continue.

“Listen. I was definitely apprehensive around you at first. But since we’ve gotten to know each other, I’ve been…happier. More than how I’ve felt the past few years.”

You matched his walking pace and let him keep talking. It seemed that he had a tangled ball of string in his head that he was trying to work out with each sentence, and you could faintly see the other end of it.

“It’s been hard for you to trust anyone. I understand that.” You stopped at a corner, waiting for the crosswalk sign to change.

“Right, exactly. You get me. But now, I trust you. I’d fight for you, I’d write for you. At the end of the day, I know that if you asked me to do it, I would give everything up for you.”

“Are you sure this walk home isn’t to sober you up?” You joked. You two continued on, merely a block away from your home by now. He kept running his hands through his hair.

“I really like you, okay?! I’m usually really good at words, you know that, but for some reason when I look at you, it's just—“ he put his hands over his face as you two came to a halt. He took hold of your hands, and it was a blessing and a curse to him that he found himself falling apart over you as a person. You, who took the time out of your own schedule to get to know him and in turn share things about yourself.

“I want to be with you. I love you, y/n, and I hope you can forgive at least some of my stupidity for not seeing the signs sooner.”

You couldn’t help it, but maybe it was the look in his eyes like he was a stray cat in need of a flea bath and plenty of food, that made you want to hold his face in your hands. He instantly shut up and tensed.

“I love you too, Mac. And for your sake, I’ll let some of your stupidity slide.”

#lego monkie kid #lmk headcanon #lmk #lmk x reader #gender neutral y/n #fem reader #lmk macaque #six eared macaque x reader #monkie kid macaque #macaque x reader #lmk six eared macaque

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kgthesillyclown · 4 months

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Btw it's so funny that we don't know the pronouns for macaroni & cheddar lmao

#cookie run kingdom #crk #macaroni cookie #cheddar cheese cookie #Mac n cheese

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rfswitchart · 2 months

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Stealing this from @willowszplants because I like the idea

WHO’S ARTSTYLES I WANT TO EAT AND WHY. (AND WHAT THEY’D TASTE LIKE)

@smallpapers (Taste: Strawberries) I love Papers, their art is amazing, they are wonderful to work with. I'd love to collab with them sometime. Their art tastes like strawberries. Usually sweet, sometimes tart, occasionally sour in a way that makes you remember some painful things, but overall a warm and pleasant flavor that you want to treat yourself with.

@turquoisespace35 (Flavor: Steak) Honestly, their works are so filling and savory. The way they draw Hexsquad's kids, how they have written a beautiful AU around Greek mythology that stays true to both Owl House AND the mythology it pulls from. To be honest, it just feels like well seasoned meat. (sorry if this upset you if you're vegan or something. Also I don't know your pronouns)

@marionette-j2x (Flavor: Ramen) Ok, now hear me out... The one thing I love their art is that it's comforting and deep, like the flavor of ramen (Not instant ramen, I mean the kind you'd get at a noodle bar or something.) It's not necessarily sweet, but it's a joy to consume and rich in flavor. Especially the Grom comic and 'Earth'

@savzo (Flavor: Pineapple) Even when her art has moments of angst that can burn your tongue a bit, everything about their art is sweet. EVERYTHING. I still want more of the Hunter 'owlbeast' comic and Fate help me if I didn't want to absolutely gorge on more of Bard Hunter (good lord, the way you write Hunter and Willow in that makes me happy)

@moringmark (Flavor: Macaroni and Cheese) AGAIN! HEAR ME OUT! Mark's work is just something you want to slam your face into and just devour endlessly. Mark's comics are comfort food personified, especially for Owl House fans. It's the food you just want all the time forever that always just appears.

@threegoblinart (Flavor: Chicken Noodle Soup) Her art is just, you know, like that thing you really need when you're sick. It's comforting, it's healing, it tastes great and fills you up right. Plus, it had to be a liquid. You know, because watercolors.

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macaronichewtoyz · 1 year

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Happy pride! Transgender dogs rule tha world!

[Macaroni uses it/pup pronouns]

#maccy wit pupgender pride :3 #art #my art #furry #furry fandom #clean furry #oc #fursona #furry art #eyestrain #bright colors #macaroni #sparkledog #furrycore #pupgender #pride #pupgender pride

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