Let's try something since I'm not famous at all and my likes don't even get to 300💀

20 likes and I'll pet my dog

50 likes and I'll practice quads

100 likes and ill start researching what I am (since I'm to lazy and just go by the term alterhuman)

300 likes and ill ask my mom for a mask

500 likes and ill ask my mom for a tail

800 likes and ill ask my mom to bring me to the store to buy fur and felt

1'000 likes and ill tell my mom I'm an alterhuman

While looking for alterhuman discord servers, I’ve noticed that a lot of the community believes there are correct and incorrect ways to be alterhuman. Literally: in the rules, there will be guidelines for how to properly be alterhuman. It frustrates me. So:

To everyone that is alterhuman. Nonhuman. Otherkin. Therian. Every one of those niche labels that I never have the energy to research. You’re so valid. Everyone in between. The spectrum of alterhumanity should not be shackled to definitions. Whatever is comfortable to you, is wonderful and meant to be.

being human sucks what if i wanna bark bark ruff awoooo ? what then? what if i dont wanna pay taxes? im just a dog you cant make me pay taxes!!!

TW: thoughts of violence, talking abt biting, mildly grotesque language

i want to go up to someone wave "HI" and then show my big fucking fangs and rip open there throat. i want to bite someone's face and maul them until others cant recognize them. i am a feral being and if you give me shit i was claw and scratch and BITE you. but i cant do that. im weak and small and im SICKING OF IT! chewing and biting on my nails ,plastic and wood is NOT ENOUGH. i dont even want to kill someone or something to eat. i just want to BITE one of my abusers and gleefully watch them bleed out while they have a terrified expression.

dressing in "normal" clothes, wearing headphones all the time, being on my phone all day, interacting with the only two people i'm close with, going to school normally, trying to ignore all the loud noises, then finally going home to lay on my floor bed, listen to music relating to my kintypes and seeing other internet alterhumans :3

if i opened kintype commissions.. would any of you want some?? i’m gonna fill this post with some examples, two are on my profile already and two are recently completed commissions 😈 i’m thinking of $9.. for flat full bodies..

ALSO for this i’d only be able to take zelle or apple pay 💔 so sorry everyone if you can’t use those

Making some new internet friends, using my neopronouns with them, hoping they don’t view me as human

being fictionkin must be so cool because you literally get fanart of YOURSELF??? omg

GUYS. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T KNOW "DOG WITH A BLOG" WAS A SHOW?? I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME INSIDE JOKE WITH CANINE THERIANS ON HERE THAT NO ONE WAS TELLING ME WHAT IT MEANT. WTF.

Cringe culture is dead

being human is so STUPID !! i dont wanna learn about photosynthesis and economics i wanna hunt and run around in the forest and reject my human identity thatd be so epic

hello. this is your daily reminder to go be a creature

my style is putting on any shit from my closet cuz im a lazy creature taht isnt used to actually wearing "clothes"

sleeping critter sunday !! >w<

(alt: sleeping critter sunday)

me and my friends walking together and being silly