Okay but you need to hear the actual noises Oshie was making during his team spankathon.

Love is stored in the Washington Capitals

As a treat before the new season starts, I present to you: a compilation video of all the Washington Capitals postgame locker room player of the game celebrations from last season. Yes, this is EVERY rope and grip strength video from every win last year, I managed to find them all, and here they are packaged together neatly and in order for your entertainment. We can reminisce before we see what the new celebration is this year. I'm not a professional editor, I did my best to make it nice. Enjoy!

(Also a volume warning that some sections are very loud and screamy and some are very quiet, I didn't bother to edit volume because trying to make it consistent was a fruitless endeavor. So just keep that in mind when you're watching)

judy 😭🫶

Dylan really said

tom willson puppy-dog eyes

2023.11.24 EDM vs WSH

Dude, not even duct tape, paperclips, Windex, AND a hamster hopped up on Mountain Dew could hold this team together at this point

Nic Dowd's "talk soothingly while firmly hauling by the neck" method for removing an opponent from a goalmouth scuffle.

Don’t ask me about it.. I’m still mourning.. 😭

Then&Now || Nic Dowd

We often bury it when joking about Dowd and Hath over the years, but Dowd and Jensen are like, that’s a DEEP friendship bond and I’m sure seeing that happen made Dowd fucking snap

https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/washington-capitals/features/washington-capitals-nic-dowd-garnet-hathaway-friendship-remains-philadelphia-flyers

TJ Oshie, trying to come up with another pregame ritual: Mo is too tall for me to kiss him. What should I do?

Garnet Hathaway: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Dmitry Orlov: Tackle him.

Nic Dowd: Kick him in the shin.

Anthony Mantha: NO! NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!