Scrolling through twitter and was absolutely ACCOSTED by this image
First of all: OUCH!! My heart!!! Second of all: guys did you forget whose ceremony this is? It is not EITHER of yours!!!
John Carlson getting third wheeled at his own ceremony, as is standard for the life of John Carlson
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Tom Wilson: WHAT?! ANOTHER RANKING! DEAD LAST IN THE DIVISION!
Nicklas Backstrom: Who wrote that?
Tom: FUCKING EVERYBODY!
TJ Oshie: Maybe they're trying to motivate us :)
Dylan Strome: I had a woman accost me on the street telling me I should fake an injury this season so I wouldn't have to deal with the misery.
John Carlson: Did you tell her to piss off?
Strome: No, she was a nun.
Alex Ovechkin: Hey, hey, hey, guys. We're not gonna lose, because we're together.
Everyone: [agrees]
Ovi: And together, we have me.
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John Carlson - Tampa Bay Lightning at. Washington Capitals 04/13/24/
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apparently I only have one carly meme but let it be known I love that sleepy suburban dad. happy 1k I'll save you an extra brownie at the pta meeting
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From the Caps insta first pic second pic
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Alex Ovechkin: What are some good responses to being stabbed with a knife?
John Carlson: “Rude.”
Tom Wilson: “That’s fair.”
Dylan Strome: “Not again.”
TJ Oshie: “That better not leave a scar.”
Darcy Kuemper: “Excuse me, I’m really sorry but it looks like I got in the way of your knife.”
Evgeny Kuznetsov: “Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?”
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i thought i was okay but then i listened to johnny's and osh's and ovi's media videos and started crying
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Why does Google default to the babiest of baby pictures for the Caps?? It looks like Tom Wilson is babysitting his teammates. 😂
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