Miserable eyeless lizord (w/ barely a peach fuzz coating those soft baby skins.) Completely soft gummy goodness, should be chewed like bubblegum,
DOG 7/10
Squishy baby, nubby and unbaked. Not quite raw. Could do better in way of perfecting bubblegum delight
SPARROW 6/10
rotisserie-lookin beast looks too much like raw meat sadly, but i wish it my very best. yes, this slorpy sloppy creature needs some rest, it shleeps so very deep. sleep well son
KANGAROO 9/10
Crumpled-up vein creature,, so very naked, this rubber baby can perceive horrors we’ve yet to comprehend and it can’t quite untangle itself from itselff sSlurpp up this gumball soup bitch
MOUSE 12.75/10
Swallow. That. Bean. Stewyyy chewyy tasty
PLATYPUS 8/10
Rubber toothpaste skrunkled out the tube and molded into a. mole child. Bbys hatch the size (in the words of David Attenborough) “no larger than a jellybean”
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ECHIDNA 1,000,000/10
SLIPPERY BBY IS READY FOR THE WORLD. GOOEY GUMMY GOODNESS. TINYTEENY TINY bby what a jellybean child this is. Go baby echidna, spread your ooey gooey bubblegum goodness to the world. I love you, i kiss your slippery little head. your soggy litle head. You, tiny gummy baby, will heal the world
Sighthounds are so sleepy by nature it just makes Machete even funnier that poor guy must be absolutely EXHAUSTED beyond regular standards. The greyhounds around him are baffled that he stays up all night working.
very amused that the voice direction for astarion’s reactions to scratch’s death just says “pretending not to be sad and failing” and neil newborn was like, “so he’s full-on sobbing through all of these, gotcha”
Probable, we say, because scientists have captured footage of what is believed to be a great white shark pup, possibly just hours old, off the coast of California. It may just prove a seismic moment for researchers investigating these elusive creatures.
It is bigger news, however, for Tumblr's populous shark fandom community, who will surely erupt when they see this little white friend swimming in the deep, like a slinky underwater angel. Just look at that face. Just look at that smile!
Сила и воля новорожденных черепашек невероятна-необходимо не только вылупиться из яйца, но и выбраться из грунта. Для этого черепашкам требуется коллективное действие. Ведь глубина кладки чаще всего больше 40 см. В одиночку на поверхность не выбраться. Чем больше черепашек в кладке, тем быстрее путь на вверх. А затем очень быстро, опасаясь нападения хищников добраться до водной стихии. Но и в воде не всё спокойно. Немногие из них вернуться на этот пляж взрослыми, чтобы оставить уже своё потомство.
The strength and will of newborn turtles is incredible - it is necessary not only to hatch from the egg, but also to get out of the ground. To do this, turtles require collective action. After all, the depth of the masonry is most often more than 40 cm. You cannot get to the surface alone. The more turtles in the clutch, the faster the way up. And then very quickly, fearing attacks from predators, get to the water element. But not everything is calm in the water. Few of them return to this beach as adults to leave their offspring.
i want to make a guide to drawing gen 1 style sprites but my vocabulary is so limited that its hard to think of something coherent past "well dont make it look bad but dont worry about it looking good either"