Miserable eyeless lizord (w/ barely a peach fuzz coating those soft baby skins.) Completely soft gummy goodness, should be chewed like bubblegum,
DOG 7/10
Squishy baby, nubby and unbaked. Not quite raw. Could do better in way of perfecting bubblegum delight
SPARROW 6/10
rotisserie-lookin beast looks too much like raw meat sadly, but i wish it my very best. yes, this slorpy sloppy creature needs some rest, it shleeps so very deep. sleep well son
KANGAROO 9/10
Crumpled-up vein creature,, so very naked, this rubber baby can perceive horrors we’ve yet to comprehend and it can’t quite untangle itself from itselff sSlurpp up this gumball soup bitch
MOUSE 12.75/10
Swallow. That. Bean. Stewyyy chewyy tasty
PLATYPUS 8/10
Rubber toothpaste skrunkled out the tube and molded into a. mole child. Bbys hatch the size (in the words of David Attenborough) “no larger than a jellybean”
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ECHIDNA 1,000,000/10
SLIPPERY BBY IS READY FOR THE WORLD. GOOEY GUMMY GOODNESS. TINYTEENY TINY bby what a jellybean child this is. Go baby echidna, spread your ooey gooey bubblegum goodness to the world. I love you, i kiss your slippery little head. your soggy litle head. You, tiny gummy baby, will heal the world
Sighthounds are so sleepy by nature it just makes Machete even funnier that poor guy must be absolutely EXHAUSTED beyond regular standards. The greyhounds around him are baffled that he stays up all night working.
Probable, we say, because scientists have captured footage of what is believed to be a great white shark pup, possibly just hours old, off the coast of California. It may just prove a seismic moment for researchers investigating these elusive creatures.
It is bigger news, however, for Tumblr's populous shark fandom community, who will surely erupt when they see this little white friend swimming in the deep, like a slinky underwater angel. Just look at that face. Just look at that smile!