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#never let them know your next move
honetii · 1 month
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me and my gf I frankensteined out of dragon guts
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sojutrait · 5 months
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chu hua's evolution from this shy little girl to blonde party gal to rich boymom is kind of crazy...what's next
RIGHT like shes lived so many lives already
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ivebeenghosting · 2 years
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batman walking into league meetings everyday with his traveler mug that every one thinks is full of black coffee but clark knows is actually full of hot chocolate (has super senses and can smell it)
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lunarblazes · 8 months
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doc. doc hey. doc listen. just keep the terraforming. doc keep it. nobody will ever know your next move. it’ll preserve nuclear secrecy. doc. doc, hey, doc,
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uncanny-tranny · 2 years
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The funniest thing is that the stereotype that trans people will become less aromantic/asexual once they transition is false for me. I became even more aroace.
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shakingparadigm · 2 months
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the funniest outcome would be for them to post nothing but ivan for 5 months straight and fill his posts with death flags then drop round 6 where till gets shot in the head
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shepscapades · 7 months
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no reason!
@jazz-bird
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taigarrryen · 2 months
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Doc: (says that he doesn't want to deal with sand, so much so that he'll take it as payment instead of the diamonds)
Also Doc, later in the week:
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agent-snowflake · 8 months
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….nothing could have prepared me for seeing Samuel L Jackson guest starring in ‘Staged‘
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billubawaali · 3 months
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Shoeb Malik has more wives than match winning innings in knock outs .....
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sunset-peril · 1 year
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Now there's a plot twist for you
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un-father · 6 months
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Placing my hand on your tight, slowly moving it towards your pussy just to shove a finger up your ass in the last moment.
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silentmoonsparkle · 8 months
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pathetic-gamer · 1 year
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while you were studying the meta, I was studying the stupidest ways to win
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phierecycled · 1 year
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why did andrew post a picture of an egg calling another egg a whore on his instagram story 💀
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theminionjcfucked · 7 months
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This cast is the definition of unpredictable.
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