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internationalintelligencefirm · 6 months

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jewish jill starr goes u ndercover with hamas who want to kill her for intelligence information

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bebemoon · 2 years

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I N T E R L U X E T U M B R A acrostic paper dolls, @interluxetumbra .

I ris van herpen couture autumn 2o11

N ina ricci rtw autumn 2o11

T rash couture rtw spring 2o12

E ach x other rtw spring 2o18

R abanne, paco pre-autumn 2o19

L ouis vuitton resort 2o16

U lyana sergeenko couture autumn 2o21

X u zhi rtw autumn 2o19

E llery rtw autumn 2o17

T iiya by alanoud al attiya spring 2o17

U ndercover rtw autumn 2o16

M arc jacobs rtw autumn 2o12

B alenciaga couture autumn 2o21

R ichard quinn rtw spring 2o2o

A lexander mcqueen rtw autumn 2oo7

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heresathreebee · 3 years

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KINKTOBER DAY 8 Seduction

Rick Flag X Reader smut

Tag(s): 18+ | 1.6k words | oral female receiving, teasing, ndercover, drinking, unedited

AN: reader has base 17 skill in slight of hand

You're his target. A cat burglar who has taken something of too high a value to risk losing. That's why Waller is sending him in with an unusual ask.

"Seduce the target, steal the necklace, bring it back."

This is not the colonel's skill set and Waller seems to be banking on the fact that he's handsome but this is a terrible idea. You can't hustle a hustler and you can't burgle a professional burglar. He doesn't even know if you're dangerous that is how blind he is going into his mission.

Backup is literally just two idiots and Cleo in the same room. Peacemaker is bad at acting natural (literally staring at you at all times), but Dubois is too casual (taking drinks and chatting up the elite guests just to try take them down a peg and frankly he's just making enemies at this point).

Rick is feeling kind of fucked on this one.

He catches your eye in a moment of weakness (his, not yours). He's downing his third champagne flute out of nervousness when he notices you notice him with his flute basically upside down. He clears his throat in embarrassment.

"I'm… uh… not familiar with these types of parties…"

You smile almost kindly at him. He's been tugging at his tie all night– you saw him across the room. "Need some air?"

You offer your arm to him and he hesitantly takes it. Rick can hear Waller in his comm sighing 'fucking finally' because he has been at this party for almost an hour unable to get close to you. You take him outside to a balcony with a wrought iron french style railing.

"Thanks," Rick sighs.

It's not the most dignified move of his mission, but he's with you isn't he? You offer your drink and he declines. "Nervous, dear? Whatever for?"

Rick shifts his weight and does some quick thinking on the spot. "Babysitting gigs aren't really my thing."

"Oh?," you chuckle, "and who might you be babysitting? Is it the little girl in the french satin or the blond Eye of Sauron?"

Jesus of course you noticed Peacemaker. At least you didn't notice Dubois (yet). "Both. The young lady is my boss' daughter, and the um, the Watcher is a coworker."

"Security detail?"

"Something like that, we're not used to low profiles, you might say."

You laugh and polish off your drink. That's when he notices your neck. The gleaming, fat jewels of the British monarchy, just dangling from your neck above a tasteful dress bodice.

You give him your name. Like your actual name, not one of your dozens of aliases. "And you are?"

"Charmed and unfortunately on the clock," he replies, "stop me if I'm being too forward but would you like to go out for a drink another night?"

"What are you doing?!," Waller cursed, "she's wearing it, Flag, get it now!"

What is she mad at him for this time– sticking to the plan?? They're supposed to get the necklace undetected and they sent the soldier to do it, not a pickpocket. The plan was to smooze it up until they could find someone with a modicum of decorum at petty theft. Stealing from the world's greatest jewel thief.

Flag elects to ignore her. You, for your part, seem disappointed by his decision. "Are you sure you can't slip away for a minute? Sauron seems like he's pretty much got it covered."

Just then the sound of shouting and lots and lots and lots of glass shattering rose from beyond the french balcony doors. You looked over his shoulder but he knows it's one of his idiots.

"That man just knocked aaaalll of those crystal wine glasses down from the tower..."

"That," Rick sighed, "would be my boss."

Dubois is a fucking mess, that's how they finally caught him. Challenged him to a drinking game to dull his senses then arrested his drunk ass and threw him in Belle Reeve.

Rick feels your hand slip inside his jacket– not to lift something but to feel him– a second before your very nice body pressed to the front of his suit. He looked at you with a poorly disguised anticipation for what you might do or say next.

You gave him a pouting lip. "You're really gonna leave a girl hanging, mystery security guy?"

Rick bit his lip in thought. He knows what Waller wants him to do but it feels wrong. At least you're attractive and maybe he can justify it because you're one of the 'bad guys.'

"My name is Rick," he replies, "and I guess I'm not going anywhere fast."

"Oh yes you are," you reply with excitement. "You! Are coming with me."

"Where?"

"Somewhere private, handsome. We're not the only ones on this balcony." You take him by the hand and drag him to the end of the balcony. He panics and grabs your other hand when you climb over the railing. "Relax baby, I need to grab a key. Keep a lookout, will you?"

He watches you scuttle away, the long skirt of your gown whipping around your ankles as you disappear. Cool, now he's an accessory to a crime you're committing. There's no way the room will be yours.

You come back and dangle a key marked 500. He helps you climb back onto the correct side of the railing and you both take an elevator to the penthouse floor. 500 turns out to be the porter's room adjacent to the penthouse suite to your disappointment.

"Let's not push our luck," Rick reasons.

God, was really about to do this? Is this where his career had taken him? To a penthouse with a notorious jewel thief and his boss in his ear about to witness an intense undercover moment of intimacy?

When did Rick Flag become fucking James Bond?

You snatch the device from his ear and submerge it in a glass of scotch on the vanity. "No interruptions. No exceptions."

Well… at least he can find some enjoyment now. Rick allows you to work his suit off piece by piece. You seem to savor every layer that comes off, bringing him closer and closer to being laid bare before you. The feeling of being… admired, almost worshipped so openly strikes him unexpectedly.

When you free the last button of his shirt he cups your cheeks and kisses you tenderly. You seem to melt beneath his attention, molding your body with his and breathing him in.

It doesn't feel wrong like before. He was worried about feeling like he was using you but… this is different. Rick slides the gown from your shoulders and works your dress off you. To say your underthings were sparse is pretty accurate and in an instant you stand before his kneeling figure in nothing but a thong and a necklace.

Oh fuck the necklace thats why ue was here!

"You should take that off too, I'd hate for something to happen to it while we're… you know," he winks.

You laugh, "oh honey, this is an eagle clasp– I need a whole fucking tool to take it off and I do not have that on me right now."

You finger one of the shiny off white jewels and say, "you are right though… need to protect it from getting damaged…"

Rick's not sure how but you trick him into agreeing to be tied to the headboard naked as the day he was born. Once the ties are secured you sit your cute butt right over his chest.

"Comfortable?"

Rick nods his head. His heart's pounding and he's convinced you can feel it against your clothed core. You seem to revel in the control you have over him and there's a part of him that hopes you use it to the fullest extent.

"I'm gonna ride that pretty face, baby." You leaned back casually and Rick jumps when your hand wraps around his cock roughly. "And then I'm going to fuck you raw. Sound good?"

Rick nods, unable to stop himself from bucking into your hand. The first taste of your pussy is like a drug, he eagerly laps at your clit, his hips rocking into nothing as he thinks about how good you're going to feel around his cock.

Your moans are going to be the soundtrack to every wet dream he has for years to come and the feeling of your thighs crushing his head fills him with pride.

"Jesus, Mary, Joseph…"

You're one step away from crossing yourself– this man eats pussy like it's his job. What would he be like if you let him use his hands…? No! No, you have other plans.

Your pussy leaves wet streaks on his chest as you climb down his body. Rick is on the verge of begging for you to go faster, to fuck him like you own him (he has completely forgotten the mission at this point).

And just when you're about to slide his schlong in your dripping heat–

Peacemaker breaks the door down.

Amanda Waller scolds the entire team in a limo ride home. Dubois and Cleo are asleep, Peacemaker fuming silently and very intent to avoid looking at his CO, and Rick– well Rick is distracted trying to keep himself covered with a blanket. No low profile, Rick didn't get to come, and they didn't have the necklace.

He did get a kiss goodbye and the ornament from your hair as a token. He twirls it in his hand and shows it to Cleo, elbowing her awake.

"Hm?" Cleo rubs the sleep from her eyes and examines it. "Oh! This is fermoir. You use it to fasten and unfasten the clasp of the Toussaint."

Rick looks at it again. "She said she didn't have it…"

"Clearly she lied," Peacemaker grumbles.

Cleo looks around at everybody. "Umm, Mr Flag sir? Do you realize you're wearing the necklace?"

"I'm what??" Sure enough, Rick reaches for his neck and well how did he not notice that.

#kinktober #three bees writing #rick flag x reader #colonel rick flag #🐝🐝🐝✒

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chipeanuts · 2 years

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@elanna-elrondiel thanks for tagging me, ilysm 🤧💕

Rules: Spell out your url with song titles, and tag as many people as there are letters

(this is gonna be very long omg)

T hink • Aretha Franklin ft The Blues Brothers

W eathering with you • RADWIMPS

I cy • ITZY

N ot Today • BTS

K illing me • iKon

L a vraie vie • Bigflo & Oli

I t’s Time • Imagine Dragons

N ot Shy • ITZY

G irls girls girls • GOT7

P urple Rain • Prince

E ternal sunshine • ATEEZ

N ous aussi • Bigflo & Oli

G ods Menu • Stray Kids

U ndercover • A.C.E

I t’s quiet uptown • Hamilton The Musical

N on-Stop • Hamilton The Musical

I took so much time to find a song for each letter but all of this sums up my taste in music pretty well 🥰

I literally don’t know who to tag but don’t hesitate to do this if you want to !! Just have fun 🥺💕

#chiptalks #ask #tag game

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piraticalarchive · 3 years

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okay so for everyone who hates big corporations and management who takes advantage of their employees.. this one’s for you. it’s long but .... i find it completely hilarious.

so a brief recap: amy got fired back in march from a huge international retailer, yes? when things first started like they were going south, i worked on really re establishing a relationship with my brother who is like one level below C-suite (cfo, ceo, etc etc) of that same company because i had an idea in mind. March rolls around, amy gets fired .. and I’m like .. okay. time to put this in motion. but stress and depression obviously took the motivation away from me, but i continued to keep that line of communication up with my brother. we started talking weekly, sometimes twice a week via an actual call. well, i’m finally feeling better .. so this week i finally put my plan in motion. here’s how it went

stage 1: i sent a text to my brother asking if i applied to the store in my area if i could use him as a reference. he said, of course but every store is hiring so i’d look at any store besides that one. (which is already fucking hilarious but i digress) ... so i call the store and one of the managers who sat in on amy’s firing answers when i ask to speak to someone involved in hiring (oh lucky day). I start off with “hi! I’m sorry to bother you, but I’ve been looking for a job thats a bit of a change of scenery and my brother is the *insert position name* and works in *insert headquarters location* and he recommended i give the company a try despite that I had a less than stellar experience last time”. And this manager FALLS OVER telling me they are hiring for so many positions blah blah blah and then at the end when i’m like “thanks for the information! I’m definitely going to apply!” she’s like “of course! I’ll give our hiring manager your information so she can pull it immediately. Whats your name?” and i give my name and suddenly its just dead fucking silent... because they know who I am and they know that I’m in a relationship with amy and that i know what they did. But she recovers and is like ‘can’t wait to see your application!’ .. so.. okay. stage 1 was a success. but then, enter...

unexpected event: the store manager himself calls me. Starts off with some small talk, finally gets around to saying ‘so I hear you’d like to come back and work for us? I was looking at your previous application and I didn’t see any mention of the relation you talked about when you called”. And I’m like “oh, yeah... I don’t like using stuff like that because I’d prefer to get in on my own merit and skills and not by a family member’s position. Plus its like that show undercover boss, you know? I get to see what the place is like before they know. BUT given with what happened to amy, I was unsure if I’d even be considered without a reference like that” and he laughs nervously and is like “i totally get it. So did anyone know that you had a brother in that position?” and I’m like “oh i mentioned it once in passing to [amy’s manger] but I just said my brother was in corporate and there are a lot of levels so i think he just left it at that” and the store manager is like ‘haha yeah different levels but thats like ... its own level...” and we talk a little bit and he’s like “what made you want to come back?” and I’m like “like i mentioned before, the amy thing really threw me off. I was angry and the good thing about siblings is you don’t have to sugarcoat stuff. So I went to my brother and was like this is how you treat people?? are you kidding?? what about job security?? and i sent him the picture amy had snapped of her discharge papers where it listed the reason and he told me that, and everything else I yelled at him about, wasn’t the company’s way and that the store had seriously violated something. So for one, I now know that isn’t actually something that should have happened and two, i inadvertently brought this store to corporate’s attention and there are a lot of good people who work here, and they don’t deserve the consequences of that, so I want to help make it right” and he’s fucking sweating yall, I can hear it over the phone. and he’s like “fill out your application and put whatever you want down and we’ll call you and talk about positions and we can find a way to give you what you want” and I’m like “oh, don’t tell me that nick because your chair is looking awfully good right now” and he did a nervous laugh. SO, unexpected event made my plan even better. Then we get to:

Stage 2: I apply. I check literally every management position, including the one they fired amy from and also some hourly positions and put down ridiculous hours. I pass the manager test with flying colors and when it asks why i said i want to be a team trainer i wrote down ‘thanks to knowing the home office, i know how things should work and I want to help this store raise its position in the district and I know what policies aren’t being followed to help make that raise smoother.” I submitted the application, called the first manager I had spoken to and told her I had done so and she was like “I’m sure we’ll give you a call tomorrow!” ‘Tomorrow’ came and by 7 that night, they hadn’t contacted me. So I went to the ‘we’re hiring’ image they had posted on their facebook page like an hour previously and tagged my brother and was like ‘dude this is one of the positions at my store i was telling you about. think i could pull it off?” AND BAM ! they sent me a request for a phone interview at 8am the next morning. I scheduled my interview for later that afternoon at 2:45 and we enter Stage 3.

Stage 3: Amy and I go to the store to pick up a few things. It’s suddenly fucking spotless. There are no gaps in the shelves, the floor has been cleaned since the last time we were there (monday night and i called them tuesday and it is now white and shiny as hell) and they have the lights turned up all the way so you can actually see. EVERY FUCKING AISLE is perfect. Cat food? perfect. Funko pops? stacked and lined up perfectly. Video games? Filled. Clearance aisle? Perfect order. Like its super obvious they did a mad dash and tried to get the store in shape. So amy and I walk down every single aisle and point things out and kind of put our heads together and talk and I take out my phone and act like i’m texting etc .. basically we’re just fucking with people’s heads because the managers are nearby and they can see what we’re doing.

Stage 4: So later we’re home and 2:45 comes and goes with NO word. No phone call, no email, no hey can we reschedule. they FORGOT about the interview. I’m dying because they’re making it even better and even easier to fuck with them. So I text my brother (who KNOWS my mental health has been in the trash) and I’m like “I filled out an application just to see and they set up an interview and blew me off. You were right .. not a great help when it comes to the blues” and he was like “yep...i’d look at literally any other store” and talked to me a bit more about it. He was irritated that they’d do that and kept saying they were on thin ice. Finally at 5 they text me and they’re like “hey, this is the [insert store] and we’re sorry we missed your interview. I wanna apologize. Can we reschedule?” And I wait like an hour and a half (i was napping, i’ll admit it) but I respond with “I apologize for the late response, I had a prior commitment I had to take care of. Unfortunately, I reached out to someone [they know who it is. they know] in the off chance I had misunderstood the process since I hadn’t heard from you guys and I was encouraged to pursue opportunities at other branches in the area. Thank you for the original consideration and I hope you have a great day!” and they waited until 11am the next day to reply back which I’m assuming is because they were waiting for the higher up management to return to the store.

Come to find out the managers are still basically pissing themselves and freaking out because not only did they a) fire someone against company policy and now know the people at the top know and b) drop the ball and forget to interview a family member of said people at the top ... I got to add salt in the wound one more time by mentioning that my brother dropped in a lot (he doesn’t) and that I’d love to show off the store since it’s such a huge part of the community and it was looking better than I’d ever seen it look. And that it would be nice because he’d get the real experience since it wasn’t a formal, announced visit .... but, of course, that he’s salary .. so the policy is that he’s always ‘at work’ and obligated to take note of things.

so basically, i feel justified. Six and a half months of careful planning and maneuvering was totally justified. 10/10, I’d do it again. Let this be a lesson that patience in planning vengeance is completely worth having and I hope I helped make the store better for employees who aren’t management by putting the fear of god into them with the idea that my brother or anyone else from his office can just drop the fuck in whenever they want with a totally casual visit that could still fuck the management over completely. This is a good week, mates .. a very good week. Am I petty? yes. Do i hate their guts and feel like it was an entertainment that was totally worth it given what they did to the love of my life? also yes.

#also if they checked - i'm facebook friends with their international corporate lawyer. my brother obviously and the cfo who i didn't realize #at first was him bc he goes by a different name via facebook. like last name is the same but i think he uses his middle name as his first #i love it. i love it so much.#i planning on doing more stuff but i gotta take a breather and plan it carefully but #god i am L IVING #fuck that place #we laugh because i'm known here for messing with companies that fuck with people #and i did my best one like 3 years ago but amy was just like 'this is 10 miles beyond that'#long post //#i'm sorry for this but i just want to let everyone know the major reason for my incredible mood this week

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likeiwould · 3 years

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sunny! i am also doing this if u want 2 send :-)

hi sunny!!

sweatpants by lauv

undercover martyn by two door cinema club

nazo nazo by kikagaku moyo

need ur luv by charli xcx

yolk by fake fruit

send me your name and I’ll make you a playlist of songs starting with each letter!

#pretty sure u reccomended lauv to me when i was feeling really down so thank u! love them! had to include!#music tag #ask games

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nozumu · 3 years

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Spell out your URL using song titles, then tag some others to do the same!

tagged by @technolyzed; sora (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*

tagging: @dicennio; @elriccs; @ninepng; @190thnight; @nyxiiis

*u don’t have to if u don’t want to*

naked by bickle

on my block by danger incorporated

zakopane - by zygmunt czarneki

undercover girl by for tracy hyde

мёртвый Сезон by parks, squares, and alleys

underwater - baekhyun

#tagged thing #i like this cuz' i'm indirectly getting new music recs c:

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uneeorchidee · 3 years

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julia 🖤

Jungle by Tash Sultana

Undercover by Susanne Sundfør

Love by Lana Del Rey

Into dust by Mazzy Star

Across the universe by Fiona Apple

#have a lovely rest of the day x

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unalaq · 3 years

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Angelique for the name playlist (or just Ang if that's too long ❤️)

your name is so pretty!!

apple cider - beabadoobee

nobody knows - THE DRIVER ERA

geyser - mitski

encore - EVAN GIIA

la belle femme - HUNNY

i know - pink sweat$

q.u.e.e.n - janalle monáe, erykah badu

undercover martyn - two door cinema club

everytime - boy pablo

send me your name and i’ll make a playlist with those letters :)

#thanks!! 💞#anon #asked & answered

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bebemoon · 2 years

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T U R Q U O I S E S K Y E acrostic paper dolls, @blubbingbeautifully / @turquoiseskye .

T he blonds x disney villains rtw spring 2o19

U ndercover rtw spring 2o15

R odarte rtw spring 2o22

Q uoi alexander rtw spring 2o17

U lla johnson rtw spring 2o22

O n|off presents... longshaw ward rtw autumn 2o19

I love pretty rtw spring 2o2o

S chiaparelli couture spring 2o19

E tro rtw spring 2o19

S tella mccartney rtw spring 2o22

K ane, christopher rtw spring 2o19

Y uhan wang rtw spring 2o22

E llery rtw autumn 2o17

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yumenousagi · 3 years

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tagged by @p-irozhki , thanks rissa ^-^

the rules are that I have to spell my URL using songs!

yumetourou - RADWIMPS

ultimately - khai dreams

motions - Fujitsu

echo of a rose - City Girl

never ending - Rihanna

obsidian skyline - City Girl

undercover garden - Zalupa

stormy weather - Tinashe

aurora - brillion., Tom Doolie, Monma

give me something - pure

ipanema - Linearwave

#tag game #me/#i liked #it's a good playlist #thankyou for tagging me rissa! it was fun to do

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suspicious-mustache · 4 years

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I was tagged by @clio-is-amused for this tag game! Thanks for tagging me, this was fun to do :)

Rules: spell out your url with songs

Sivuni Aana - M.M. Keeravani & Mounima

Undercover - Nightmare and the Cat

Sisyphus - Andrew Bird

Pines - The North Project & Sam Lee

I Want to Break Free - Queen

Cicatrices - Guilhem Desq

I'm Sailing on a Sunbeam - Des Tooley

On Verra - Nekfeu

UK Jive - The Kinks

Still feel. - half•alive

(A) Moment Apart - ODESZA

UGH! - The 1975

Solar Waltz - Cosmo Sheldrake

Tell Her To Come Back Home - Crooked Still

Avf - Stromae

Come on Eileen - Dexys Midnight Runners

Hungry Heart - Bruce Springsteen

Every Single Day - S.P.O.C.K

I'll tag @randomness-for-life and anyone else who wants to do this!

#my post

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autumnwoodsdreamer · 4 years

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URL Game!

Spell out your URL with song titles! ( @littlemsstark3000 just had to tag the girl with almost 20 letters in her name, didn’t she? 😆)

.....

According to You — Orianthi

Undercover — Pete Yorn

Telescope — Yellowcard

Used To — Daughtry

Miss Kennedy — Ingram Hill

Name — The Goo Goo Dolls

Wheels — Foo Fighters

One for the Pain — Lifehouse

Open Your Eyes — Snow Patrol

Desperado — Eagles

She Doesn’t Live Here Anymore — Roxette

Doo Be Doo — Freshlyground

Release — Sister Hazel

Elizabeth — Pat McGee Band

Amazing — Vanessa Amorosi

Monday Train — Watershed

Every Time You Go — 3 Doors Down

Red — Taylor Swift

.....

Okay, that was a lot of fun! It was kinda hard not to double on some artists (I really like Yellowcard and Daughtry...)

@digitaldaisy99 and anyone else who wants to have a go!

#autumnwoodsdreamer #ask autumn #ask game #ask #songs #url game #tag game #fun #personal #tumblr

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