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rawmeknockout · 4 months
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rodimus would destroy you with his cock at 1 and be sitting in a meeting at 3 whining like a dog for more ass
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dddrunkderella · 7 months
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kinktober day 31: aftercare (free day)
KINKTOBER COMPLETE!!! THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR FOLLOWING ALONG!
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whaledenwtf · 6 months
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I haven’t been able to stop thinking about Halsin’s thighs, if it strikes your fancy could you please write some thigh riding please 🙏
OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES. Ahem. Yes I will. I will make the reader thick cause obviously Halsin would like curvier women (this isnt headcannon this is just obvious.. he's a bear for gods sake)
Edit (12/10/2023): the fact I didnt realize I left WIP in the content warnings 😭 now I gotta triple check everything I've written the last couple months
HALSIN x THICK!READER - Riding the Bear
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Warnings: Thigh Riding, Light Bondage, afb!reader and Male Smut, Praise Kink, Body Worship (Female Receiving)
Baldur's Gate 3 Masterlist: LINK
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It was torturous, being fully naked with Halsin and him insisting not to touch you where you needed him to.
"Halsin, please." You plead with him. He chuckles and shakes his head, braids swaying.
"My heart, you must know that I have to learn restraint. This is a good way to do it." You grumble, hands straining against the soft linen cloths Halsin had tied around your wrists.
"Maybe your restraint, but mine is perfectly fine. Let me touch you dammit!" He smirks at your plight, watching you try and fail miserably to loosen your ties. You're straddling one of his thick thighs, and all your movement is making you rub against the muscles. You moan, looking at him defiantly.
"You can still take your pleasure from me, little one." You're whimpering. This is awful. How can you take your pleasure from his bountiful body when your hands are tied! You look down, seeing his heavy cock leaning against his stomach, precum pooling in the dips of his muscles.
"Let me please you Halsin-" You go to get up off his thigh, but his hands latch to your thick waist, seating you back down. The movement made your breasts bounce and he groans, eyes turning amber for a moment.
"Ride my thigh, little one." It comes off as a soft request, but you knew it was a demand. Halsin is always excited when he feels your weight on his body. You thought you were always heavy, squashing him. He would always remind you "Nature is bountiful, and so are you. There is much more of you to love, to taste... to devour." before he'd sit you on his face and eat you out for hours. The thought of those nights warmed you up again, and without thinking you grind down on his thigh. You moan at the action, the friction causing delicious waves of pleasure. You begin a soft pace, grinding up and down on his thigh. You are panting, and one of his hands goes to your waist, to speed up your actions. The other trails to his cock, stroking it in pace with your movements.
His hazel eyes are locked on your face, watching the small twitches of pleasure show themselves in your features. His eyes trail down your body, watching how your breasts bounce with the movement, nipples peaked and begging for attention. They stray further down to your stomach, round but flattering. He can't help but imagine you full of his seed and carrying his legacy. He moans out, eyes fluttering shut. You continue your pace, your slick leaving you and allowing the movements to be easier. Your clit keeps bumping into the muscles of his thigh, and you keen, quickening your speed. When he opens his eyes, he looks down at his thigh, slick and wet from your ministrations. His eyes snap back up to yours, before he pushes you forward into a passionate kiss.
Your pace quickens again, as you get so close to the precipice, but can't leap over it. You whimper in his mouth. The hand on your hip goes down where you are grinding yourself against him and rubs quick but small circles over your clit. You scream into his mouth, a rush of slick leaking out of you and on his thigh. He groans, cumming onto his stomach. You release each other's lips, whimpering. Your body still quakes, jolting every couple seconds from the intensity of your orgasm. You look down at his thigh and whimper; its drenched, you definitely squirted on him. He growls, before running his hand through your slick and tasting it.
"Like honey... little one I need to devour you." He lies himself down fully, pulling you to sit on his face.
You will not be sleeping tonight.
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finniestoncrane · 20 days
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so would everyone be just so disappointed in me if i wrote cecil stedman smut?
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bugslap · 2 years
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waiting for the dropship to arrive
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wisteriasymphony · 2 months
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IK I ALREADY SEND A ASK TODAY BUT I NEED TO SHOW YOU THIS
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It's claudrien coded...
WHO TOLD YOU YOU CAN ONLY SEND ME ONE ASK A DAY??!!??? DO YOU KNOW I THRIVE OFF THE LABOUR OF CLAUDRIEN NATION???? SEND ME 30 ASKS A DAY AND I WILL MARRY YOU IRL
anyway you are so right. it would go approximately like this.
Claudia: [picks up a chainsaw and pulls its cord] I am. going to fucking kill you
Adrien: [tied up on the ground like a larva] ohh yeah make me bleed baby
Claudia: what.
Adrien: huh?
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the-casbah-way · 1 year
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are you kidding me i am going to eat drywall i crave him so badly he looks like a youth pastor who wears argyle socks and plays golf at the country club why do i want to bite him
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kinglypup · 1 year
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how do i tell my friend i do actually want to have sex with him but im a coward and i get overwhelmed but i definitely definitely want to fuck really bad
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7 to 11
✧ ── 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐍
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7. What was the strangest thing the mun has done that make the muse confused?
── "My my, strangest thing? Quite difficult when they have so many eccentricities, however one of the strangest things was their need to go into the forests alone and collect ... carrion. Which mind you, appropriate if you intend to use the bones and flesh to render a potion or perhaps give it in offering for a diety to gain a boon but ... Not at all! They knelt down and photographed it for some "artistic" - I use that term loosely - project, as though trying to capture the beauty in death is a visionary concept. Ha! However, they were quite naive then, who am I to slander the infectious creativity of youth? Still though; quite an odd bit of behavior; they didn't even harvest the animals for later use - what a waste."
8. Does the mun like to shitpost/make funny posts a lot?
── "Unfortunately, it is dependent on the day; a tragedy on both ends of the "serious" to "hilarious" pipeline. My writer seems to have little consistency in terms of keeping their silliness under lock and key, you may see something foolish written shortly after some dreadful, horrific scene. They seem to have multiple boxes in their mind for various topics, ready to be opened at any time - and that is just what is put onto this strange space, private is somehow - frightfully - worse."
9. Has the mun ever scared the muse?
── "HA! That little thing frighten me? What do I have to fear, their childlike whimsy or anxious demeanor - please, they are far from frightening. I have faced Gods, Demons, a mere mortal human is not a threat but a liability most of the time. No, Battle Mistress, I have no fear of such a person; if I did I would not have survived the mindless prattle of the city in which I grew up in. Predatory animals care little about the actions of their prey and a wolf has little fear of a rabbit."
10. What about the mun does the muse find annoying or bothersome?
── "If I'm to be honest with you, most things - I am not a fan of most people and they fit the bill of "average" quite well. How can one be content with such a simple life? They have patience and precision within their youth and yet they struggle to use it to climb higher - I could never be content with the dirt and worms. A lack of ambition, choosing balance and peace, would mean death in my homeland - I cannot think to stomach it. To stay mediocre and be content with it simply rings to me as a fear that they could not satisfy the demands meant for progress; their fulfillment surely comes out of fear. The notion that a life needs balance to thrive is a lie meant to stengthen what little grip people think they have on their futures; chaos and disorder will come regardless of how hard you push - might as well try to use some of it for a boon. I would rather break my life and begin anew than be satisfied with its messes."
11. Do you like the backstory your mun gave you?
── "Tell me, Miss Sivir, did you like when your parents were cut down and you were forced to live a life with the street rats? Of course you didn't - perhaps I can appreciate the brutal lessons taught to me throughout my life but even the most depraved us our kind do not relish in our own misery. Everything has been taken from me, over and over and over again - I have no idea if my future will amount to anything more but the same cyclical agony. If not, then maybe I will be glad for my trials, to have surpassed them - to find purpose and will in myself. But if they continue to wane against me as they always have, I fear that the call of the dirt may be more welcoming than previous thought. Then maybe I will find out why the Deathsinger finds so much bliss in what lays beyond - if I'm permitted to."
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localboytoyy · 6 months
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bricked up for patrick bateman
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okay the new Party Down
I've seen a lot of people talking about how it's not party down without Lizzy Caplan, I'm not fully convinced she won't show up at some point.
BUT I feel like the addition Jennifer Garner works really well. The chemistry between Jen and Adam is just as hot as the chemistry between Adam and Lizzy
That scene where they're talking at the nazi adjacent event the fucking SPARKS my god.
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jrueships · 2 years
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E XC U SE ME 🤬e🤬 ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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comradecowplant · 1 year
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smh WW with full autonomy is all fun and games until we invite our best friend Cecelia Kang over for winterfest and she takes all night 👀 woohooing 👀 Father Winter and my sim doesn't get a present 😡
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laesas · 1 year
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Honestly the only downside of having a wife is not getting to tag gifsets of characters in love like "#ME AND WHO??? 😭😭😭" because like... Literally me and my wife. Like me and my actual real life wife. She's right there. Turn around girl she's on your sofa. Hashtag me and her.
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i've passed the point where i'm embarrassed for being ridiculously interested in something intended for people about ten years younger than me. i've ascended. i feel so powerful
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oblivions-dawn · 1 year
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I don't know WHO this 'Bishop' bastard is--and frankly I never want to know--, I just know that Vigdis would decapitate him in 0.2 seconds
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