#adrien is everything. .....claudia is also everything to be fair. no kens in this shit this is barbie x barbie | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

wisteriasymphony · 2 months

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IK I ALREADY SEND A ASK TODAY BUT I NEED TO SHOW YOU THIS

It's claudrien coded...

WHO TOLD YOU YOU CAN ONLY SEND ME ONE ASK A DAY??!!??? DO YOU KNOW I THRIVE OFF THE LABOUR OF CLAUDRIEN NATION???? SEND ME 30 ASKS A DAY AND I WILL MARRY YOU IRL

anyway you are so right. it would go approximately like this.

Claudia: [picks up a chainsaw and pulls its cord] I am. going to fucking kill you

Adrien: [tied up on the ground like a larva] ohh yeah make me bleed baby

Claudia: what.

Adrien: huh?

#like I'm sorry this is just canon #canon in the sense that my work is the baseline. we shall refrain from imagining this in that godawful individually-modeled-teeth 3D style #he's babygirl. he's a grown ass man. he's a masochist and a renaissance man and an insatiable sex machine. he is demisexual.#he is a god. he is a loser. he would listen to Weezer. he would also listen to Rachmaninoff. he's got that latina (singular) fever.#adrien is everything. .....claudia is also everything to be fair. no kens in this shit this is barbie x barbie #thewarmembraceofshadow #miraculous fanfic #miraculous lb #miraculous fandom #claudrien #shitsquare #tweos adrien

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