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My mom three hours after I told her how I can be a cat in a video game
#stray#my grandma was so excited as well#sal is blogging her thoughts#posts that breached containment
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The prospect of next season being about grandparents has me feeling excited for Freddie's character in particular I think? I just feel like he was built for this role. The man is full of wisdom as well as incredibly dumb ideas but neither is ever shared in full because everyone is too used to his rambling to let him finish. He has vast, approximate knowledge of a ridiculous amount of topics, largely rooted in his own experiences and escapades. His que sera, sera attitude to life is one which I could only hope to grow into one day. Like I'm thrilled at the thought of Freddie's character talking about Forever Soup to his grandkid whilst committing acts of child endangerment again he was made for this role your honor please.
#ALSO I NEED MATT TO PLAY A GRANDMA SO BAD PLEASE PLEASE HE'D BE SO GOOD AT IT PLEEEEASE#dndads#Well I'd be incredibly happy if any of them played grandmas but Matt would be my top pick#dungeons and daddies#freddie wong#ALSO CALL ME GRANDMA THE WAY I JUST WANNA SEE THE GRANDKIDS I-#oh and I'm so excited this will give me more leeway to put a lot of older music into my character playlists#without people looking at me funny lol
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#whenever my meds kick in it feels like im gonna piss myself. not literally but its really really feels like it#and now whenever that happens my mind goes back to pancho (grandmas dog) at a xmas party years ago#bc he peed when we arrived bc he was so excited to see ppl and my cousin had to clean it up :o)#well for better or for worse i know that feeling now when im pumped on 20mg of adderall#im still getting used to this whole diagnosis thing cause ive gone untreated and undiagnosed for the longest time. so theres probably a lot#i still dont know and have to learn to get myself to be.. functional on my own? self managing????#i even set up reminders on my phone for work periods meals and stuff. but the problem is actually getting myself to stick to that to a T#because the minute i slack off or something gets in the way it throws it all off until i can be bothered to get back on track. it sucks#at least ive built up other habits like writing notes and setting alarms ahead of time.. but i feel like i could do better#its always hard to change something if youve been doing it wrong for the longest time. especially behaviour and thinking patterns. sigh#in other news my glasses bailed on me so i have to get a new pair sometime. i just realized i never draw my sona with glasses but thats#mostly bc i forget. id love to get some browline glasses like my old pair but im picky and its hard to find one id like for the next 5 year#i also finally managed to collect all the fish in my animal crossing file!!! pulled out a char last week and boom now i have a poster :o)#THAT was a moment where i almost peed myself for real. id love to get all the bugs but i cant stay up late on the switch :o(#yapping#my art#myart#doodles#personal#diary
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now that I’m having some semblances of thoughts I think that it would have been neat if Sabrina and Daphne found some of Henry’s and Jake’s old clothes in their room at Relda’s house cause c’mon she would keep all of those and like there wouldn’t be any reason for them to just be gone y’know? also I think that Daphne would’ve loved to try on some of Relda’s hats and maybe been given some of her old jewelry and stuff!!!
#disco speaks!#sisters grimm#sisters grimm mb#idk they always reminded me of my younger sister and myself and when we would go over to our grandparents’ house#we would put on my grandma’s glasses and pretend to be her#and also she gave us hers; her mothers; and her mother in law’s jewelry to us#and I have a box of pins and old clip on earrings and it was so exciting!!#we would also see my mom’s and my aunt’s old clothes and I wore one of her old costumes for Halloween once#i would also take my grandpa’s coats and put them on#y’know? i think it would be a cute idea and plus that would be so strange for them#to see something of their father’s that they thought never existed#a past that he would never share with them#that would be pretty interesting. plus with any of jake’s clothes like maybe eventually puck would wear them#i do like fics when jake actually kind of parents puck#but also like fics where Titania is shown to be sort of a person with feelings are interesting as well
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Now that I’ve finished the most recent comic page I think I should actually try and do some proper drawings of some of my OCs. Get ready to see Taranza’s mom Theraphoza, I’m working on drawing her first 🕷️
#text post#Kirby#Kirby OCs#she was briefly in Knightfall in Dream Land on the previous page but since it’s set in the past that was her younger design#she looks a little different in the present so I’m working on her present day design#I’m also drawing Taranza with her he’s wearing his little king outfit I designed for him lmao#I keep talking about how he becomes the king of Floralia after Triple Deluxe in my AU#but I haven’t actually drawn him in his king attire yet#he mostly looks the same he just gets a crown and some embellishments that attach to his cape#I feel like he’d probably still dress casually most of the time after becoming king and he’d just put on the full attire for formal events#anyway I’m excited to do an actual proper drawing of Thera and show off her personality a bit more#she’s got a bit of a sadness about her (she has a tragic love life just like her son) but she’s very gentle and kind#I could see her really doting upon/fussing over her son since he’s her only child lmao#and she lost her husband/Taranza’s dad so I could see her being especially protective of Taranza because of that#she’d also act like a mom to all of his friends too#like she’d always make sure they’re well fed and would knit stuff for them to keep them warm lmao#she’d probably be good at knitting and she’d probably be good at baking stuff too#I could see her acting like a nice grandma to Kirby whenever Kirby visits Floralia lmao
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Well so apparently my voice is noticeably deeper, so much so that the drink delivery guy commented on it just now. However since i obviously wear a mask when he delivers as a cautionary measure this made for a very awkward interaction because he logically thought I was sick. So i had to sort of explain to him that while yes my voice is deeper I'm just going through voice drop and wear a mask out of principle, without getting into the whole trans thing during this two minute interaction (as he is on a schedule and i do not have the nerve, especially not sleep deprived and on my day off).
#own post#trans#i suppose I'll have to tell him soonish#however once the excitement of finally not hiding anymore wore off I'm really not that eager on all the coming out i still have to do tbh 😭#it's my grandma too this saturday this is horrible#i also still have to tell my elderly neighbour who's dishes i have and who i like more than aforementioned grandma#but it just feels so awkward#I'm actually not that good at coming out i barely did it so far#i don't know many people and i already told my family and then my non queer friends which went quite easily so it wasn't a big deal#so I really just don't know how to explain 😭#like how the fuck do you gauge how much people know about trans people?#do i start with “so have you heard of trans people?” or do i just default to the baby terms explanation of “so i use a new name because#while i was born a girl turns out I'm actually a man and that's what I'm doing now“ ??????#actually i think I'll do the last one#well thank you to the void for listening bye bye for now#remember to drink water
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i love you local theaters that are so very cheap i love you i love you i love youuuu
#guess who's watching oldboy again tomorrow except now my best friend is coming as well :]]#also im bringing my grandma to watch a documentary today so <3 it's been years since she last last set foot at a theater so this#is going to be exciting#🏹
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Working on chapter two of my story "I Don't Want To Face The World In Tears"! Raph my beloved, I'm sorry for putting you through The Works but it must be done <3
Unfortunately I have to go to bed soon bc of work in the morning, so I won't be able to finish the chapter tonight like I wanted to, sorry T.T
Anyway, here's the first chapter of it for anyone that's missed it!
Summary: Five times in his life Raph cries alone, and one time he doesn't have to.
(Or, Raph falls apart, yet his family will always be there to pick up the pieces)
#2012 tmnt#Raphael 2012#i also did a bit of work on another wip i have thats focused on Leo figuring out she's trans >:3 I'm quite excited for that one as well!#my goal is to hopefully finish chapter two of Tears tomorrow after work! otherwise it'll end up being like three days from now bc Halloween#my family's neighborhood goes INSANE for Halloween so I'll be super busy that day. plus its my grandmas birthday and i have work too sooooo#hopefully tomorrow lol
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Feeling dogshit miserable rn
#I have been working nonstop all I do is fucking go to work all I do is work and I have one small period of time off and I can’t even spend#it the way I want. I can’t even spend it with people I love or spend it relaxing. I have to go see fucking extended family#who btw I see all the fucking time#like I don’t want to. I can’t stand extended family especially around the holidays. I would rather die#and it’s not a break from work if it’s gonna be more energy intensive around them than it is when I’m actually at work!!!#I don’t get any days off!!!! I work 7 days a week!!!!!!!! why can’t my ONE BREAK be ACTUALLY NICE#in a place I ACTUALLY WANT TO BE.#with people I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT.#it’s not fucking fair#I only have 4 more days before my break and you’d think I’d be so excited to finally have some time off but instead I’m fucking dreading it!#like nausea dreading it!#I fucking hate spending time with my extended family I hate it#I HATE it#I hate it worse because I LITERALLY DONT GET TIME OFF OTHERWISE SO WHY AM I SPENDING MY ONE WEEK OFF WITH FUCKING ASSHOLES#my cousins are self entitled self centered privileged materialistic babies#my uncles range from extremest racist lunatics who are sometimes nice to moderate liberals who are absolute fucking assholes#my aunt is a fucking nutjob#my grandmas. well she’s cool but also I live 20 minutes from her rn and I see her all the time I DONT NEED TO SEE HER IN A DIFFERENT WORSE#SETTING.#like.#fuck. and my parents seem to have forgotten that all this is true and they’re like ohhh it’s going to be so nice to see the relativeS#WHEN HAS IT EVER BEEN NICE TO SEE THEM.#NAME ONE TIME.#it’s agonizing and soul sucking and it’s like my parents were fucking hit on the head and made to conveniently forget that fact#and they’re making me fucking see these DIPSHITS and waste MY TIME AND ENERGY when I already literally do not have that any other time#my time is NEVER my own and this was the ONE WEEK where my time would be my own and now it’s FUCKING NOT. ONCE AGAIN.#GOD. I WANT TO SCREAM SO LOUD FOR SO LONG. I WANT TO SCREAM.
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#staying in a hotel with my grandma tonight cause shes gotta be at the airport for 5 AM#and its over an hour drive to home and we were going to be in the city today already#and so we had a lot of time to kill here in the hotel and i cant even remember how we got on the topic#but ultimately i wound up coming out to grandma tonight#which I've been meaning to do for months#i was kicking myself for not doing it before grandpa passed#but she agreed that he would've loved me either way and probably had some suspicion anyways lol#kee speaks#in other news I had probably the cheapest day at the stampede without even meaning to#i paid $25 for parking (OUCH) but entry to the park was free until 2#which we were well before so I didn't pay to be there (makes me feel a touch better about parking)#and then grandma bought me lunch#and mom bought me a lemonade#i bought myself a mug and a magnet and that was the only transaction i did on site#and then supper was a business expense and the hotel is paid for by moms points#this is quite possibly the cheapest trip I've ever had to the city in a long time#which is good because I didn't budget anything for it and have no spare finances right now lol#and I don't get paid till the end of the week#i didn't even know there were times to get into the stampede where it's free#so that was exciting
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im so excited to be moving in a month, i havent checked if theres a nearby comm though
#the bin#well. i could travel aways if needbe#apparently theres a bus stop right near the house and it specifically goes to the cities so thats nice#the house is in jersey but the stop out front has routes going to new york and philly. i think the philly one isnt too expensive#im sure i can find something even if its a bit far. i have no idea what the nj lolita scene looks like. i ahvent looked it up yet#i hope theres something not too far from me tho.#im very excited to not have rent anymore. once i get a job i wont have much expenses till i move back out which probably wont be for awhile#i cant wait to but my first actual brand dress. im so so so excited. im less excited to be so near all my extended family bc they will for#sure judge my fashion choices. i dont care what they think but i could do without the comments#im aure theyll like it much better then my other style which is very scene/rave/clib attire. my mostly catholic family for sure think im#a degenerate for showing that much skin. well. at least my grandparents and mother are cool abt how i choose to dress#esp with lolita. my mom and grandma actually both really like it so thats nice
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Taking donations of picture frames
#I found a bunch of old art prints of birds today????#they were probably my grandma’s#like absolutely were my grandma’s#but I also have a bunch of old music magazines that I want to frame#but I don’t have any frames#I’m so excited#my hypothetical gallery wall in my hypothetical home library is coming together so well#and I haven’t even had to buy any art for it yet
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I realized like a month ago that my writings for Midnight i put the wrong name for Do-Shik and I still haven’t fixed it 🤩🫶🏼 that’s how lazy I’ve been
#but I want people to see them!!!#so I need to chnage it!!!#and I wanna write!!!#too many things going on#but my life is getting in order AND#im gonna be a back up at the liquor store im HYPE#management told my mom but I’m not supposed to know yet lmao but I’m glad I know cause my boss was irritating me#not on purpose but she has liek no personality kind of so I never know how to take what she’s saying 😭😭#but I know she means well and I like her and really like working there#makes sense now tho bc she’s wanting me to be a back up 🤣 whole time I was pissed bc I felt like she was micromanaging me#F THAT RN THO BC IM LEAVING FOR DISNEY WORLD TM#IM EXCITED#WITH MY AUNT AND I GET TO SEE MY GRANDMA BEFORE WE GO#H Y P E
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⋆⭒˚｡⋆ SHE'S BACK!
GUESS HE COULDN'T KEEP IT IN, SO HE HAD TO KEEP IT INSIDE! ₊˚⊹♡ dilf!gojo satoru x teacher!reader
tags: smut, unprotected sex, breeding kink, exhibitionism, getting caught, he fucks you while he's on the phone, overstimulation, dumbfication, fluff, gojo has an ex-wife, yuuji is gojo's son, age-gap.
A/N: well, this was surely and adventure and maybe self-indulgent title because guess what?, i'm back baby.
It was a nice morning, he felt clean. Like his life was finally steadying. Even after some stressful weeks trying to get rid of his now ex-wife, he won the trial and kept Yuuji. Poor little boy, just turning 5 years old and he’s already facing all this type of stress. But thankfully he will not be experiencing enduring his crazy mother behavior. Which basically was a gold digger, and a bitch– Not that he would ever say that outloud, maybe with other words? Bastard? Witch? Not that it really matters right now.
He could finally take a break now, just focusing on raising his little boy, and being an old boring 31 year old dad. Life doesn’t sound that bad.
“Daddy! Daddy!,” His son went running to his arms, almost stumbling by himself- clear happiness shown on his face. Quickly, Gojo opened his arms ready to lift the young kid. “Miss Y/N congratulated me on my homework! She was pretty amazed!”
Your name wasn’t unknown to him, Yuuji was very open when talking about his favorite teacher, even though he hasn’t seen you yet- from what he’s been told you’re the kid’s favorite, including Yuuji’s. “I had to talk about who’s my hero, and I chose you!” If this day wasn’t going great, it was now. Because his son's comment just made his whole week, life even.
“Oh look dad!” The little boy pointed towards your moving frame, each time getting clñoser towards them. “Daddy, this is Miss Y/N!” Yuuji kept presenting the both of you. He was really excited to present his two favorite persons to each other- but all Gojo could think of what’s how young and beautiful you looked. He expected someone older, maybe even an old lady with wrinkles and that loving grandma vibes, but what he saw made his heart beat in a way he never thought he would feel ever more.
“Daddy? Are you paying attention?” The little boy gained Gojo’s attention back, face now looking at him again. “I’m sorry kiddo, kinda just zoned out there. What did you just say?”
“Uhh, what was it? Oh! Did I tell you Miss Y/N told me you were a very handsome man?”
“Yuuji!” His gaze moved towards your blushed face, a hand covering part of your face. “I’m so sorry Mr.Gojo, I didn’t intend to say-”
Gojo cut you off before you could continue apologizing “It’s okay, I also think Ms.Y/N is a very beautiful woman.”
Uh, well. So this is how kinda you found yourself in this situation right now.
You swear it wasn’t your intention! You really tried, you really did, but how could someone say no to Mr.Gojo? And mostly because he really showed his attraction towards you. Sending Yuuji with a rose for you every day, and the little boy was rooting for his dad, because dear god- he did not shut up about him, and how happy he would be with a new girlfriend and maybe one he could call ‘mommy’ and give him a sister.
That made you blush.
Not only because the little boy commented on it, and was agreeing- but because it was his dad’s idea.
“You’re so wet, s-shit.” Loud thrusts filled the room, he was fucking you raw on his sofa– waiting for Yuuji’s mom to bring him back, the little boy was eager to come back and ‘see Ms.Y/N and his daddy finally starting to fall in love’
Kids being kids. But, he was right- the both of you were falling in love with eachother.
Gojo throws back his head, immersed in the warmth radiating off your walls and he lets your moans take him to another world. In a haste decision, he slips your dress over your head before tossing it. He mouths at your tits, plump and stiff between his lips, and he hurdles a deeper round of thrusts inside you.
When you get a little too loud, his hand comes over to clamp your mouth, wolf like eyes staring back at you, “Shut it. You don’t deserve to speak.”
His thin white tee that stays a barrier between you and him does not hide the rippling body underneath that seemed to be sculpted by gods. He presses into you, grunting, using you like his personal sex doll and you embrace it, thrive from it, come to it. Your hips contract, slewing in perfect circles, before having your legs fall gradually lifeless as you arousal drip down your thighs.
“Ffffucckkk- oh baby, would you like that? Be full of me and my baby? Make me a daddy again?”
“yesyesyesyes, make me yours Mr.Gojo-”
He pays your climax no mind,a smirk clearly showing on his face while he fucks you on his sofa- You could muffle your screams of pleasure easier here. Turning your head back to face him, you notice now he’s shirtless–taut and shiny from sweat like a large set of Hawaiian rolls–before seeing how quick he is to fit back inside you.
“Good girl.” His husky voice resonates and pushes you back into the sheets. “Good girls get rewards, don’t they?” Your poor fucked up mind couldn’t think clearly now. The way your abused and overstimulated pussy was still taking his rock hard cock gratefully inside you was making every feel giddy. A sudden noise bringing back a little part of your senses, Gojo clearly grunting grabbed his what you suppose phone, and answered. Not bothering to stop his thrusts.
“Yeah?,” His voice sounded almost like a whisper because of how breathy it was. “Gojo? I’m almost at your house- Yuuji wanted some ice-cream and bought some for you and… your new girlfriend?” His chuckle interrupted his ex-wife’s conversation, accompanied with a whimper at the feeling of you clenching on him- overstimulation clearly bringing you back to climax soon again.
A slap was heard from his part of the line, an unbelievable laugh coming from his ex-wife line, clearly noticing what was going on and then she finally heard you moan. You couldn’t keep it in anymore, and you were too fucked out to feel embarrased about it right now.
“Finish before I leave Yuuji- Enjoy yourself.” Gojo was so lost in pleasure that he didn’t even realize she hung up before he even processed what happened.
His grunts and sounds of skins slapping are all you hear as he pounds you back into the sofa. It feels like heaven beneath his weight. You were feeling flushed to the touch, but making contact with his skin was like an inferno. He was the embodiment of heat and as suffocating as that could’ve been, it melts you like it’s how it always should’ve been.
His pace eventually falters, followed by a hushed “fuck,” and he empties out into your used hole. The moment he pulled out, a knock was heard.
“Shit. Can you walk?”
PART 2
#gojo satoru smut#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk smut#gojo smut#satoru smut#gojo x reader#gojo x reader smut#gojo satoru x reader#gojo jujutsu kaisen#geto smut#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen spoilers#toji smut#gojo x you#smut
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heh
#dad invited me to go to the mall w him on the weekend#bc i told him i was going to the mall tomorrow (well technically today) to buy myself some clothes#and later on he was like heeey if you don't feel like going to the mall by yourself we could go together on the weekend and grab smth to eat#bc we used to do that frequently a few years ago but ever since grandma moved in with us we stopped doing that#so i'm excited!!#i'm still going by myself bc i don't like shopping for clothes and it's 10 times worse if i have someone by my side lol#but we'll go on the weekend and eat a burger or whatever so i'm happy about that#i miss having some family time with him#🌙.txt
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my sister needs a job omg
#my grandma was diagnosed with lung cancer like two days ago and isn’t doing well and my sister has made it her entire personality#it’s gross#��i’m so exhausted i haven’t slept i haven’t eaten all i’ve been doing is caring for poor nani’#bitch stfu no one asked you to do that!!! she has children! she has nurses!#i guarantee she is going to milk this as long as she can#bc she turned down the only job she was offered bc she felt like it didn’t pay enough#news flash you have a psy d idk why you thought you’d be making 6 figures right out of grad school#she’s turning into everything i hate#she also keeps talking about my grandma as if she’s dead or unable communicate it’s so fucking weird#she’s alive LOL she is right there she is a living breathing human being who is still capable of making her own decisions#she texted all of our cousins like giving updates about my grandma’s condition and saying how nice it was that we all called her#and sent her stuff#like we know she appreciated it. we spoke to her. we spoke to our parents who are with her at the hospital#my sister needs a fucking life and a job and to grow the fuck up!#if/when my grandma passess i guarantee my sister is going to be like: i gave up everything to care for MY grandmother. what did YOU do?#because that’s the kind of person she is lol#again no one fucking asked you or needs you to do this omg#anyway the past 7 days have sucked ass like it hasn’t all been bad but it’s just one thing after the other#i am excited to be in california until tuesday. WHAT should we do? should we go to catalina island? idk is it nice there?#i’m traumatized and don’t want to rent a car rn hahaha crying screaming#.
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