37k spamton

those stills of the crow remake 😭😭😭 WHAT IS THAT

i had a dream tumblr released a feature called “tumblr duels” where tumblr would give you someones url and you litterally just had to fucking kill them

I love how Tumblr can be divided into three sections

A : NO WE DON'T WANT RYAN REYNOLDS OR ANY CELEBRITY TO COME HERE AND INVADE OUR HOMELAND

B : RYAN REYNOLDS IS A GREAT ADDITION TO MAYHEM HE SHALL BE ONE OF OUR OWN

C : I DON'T KNOW, HIM COMING TO TUMBLR MEANS THAT MORE CELEBS MIGHT COME HERE WHICH WOULD BE OBVIOUSLY BAD BUT, AT THE SAME TIME THIS MAN IS A PERFECT TUMBLRINA

the karma truthers and atw10mv truthers never gave up and their faith paid off, so why should i, an evermore long pond studio session truther, not receive the same reward? what have i ever done to deserve this negligence ?

Daniel @ mclaren

hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be

google citing ao3 as a source is so unhinged

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

my text post collection vol. 1

even if you're not a supernatural fan, if you've been on tumblr long enough you are, like, culturally. like cultural christianity in america except it's the cw's supernatural. you may never have watched an episode or set foot inside the tag but your regular life shuts down on their holidays and all of your world news is delivered through that point of view. something to think about

What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS

My mom three hours after I told her how I can be a cat in a video game

can’t believe it’s been 1825 days of our rep black-out

First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out