DOUBLE NPMD POST TODAY?!?!???!!!🤯 (Mostly because I just wanted to draw dead max already 🤭 it was so fun)

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

A thing I love to do is telling prepper dudes that one of my disaster readiness skills is making stuffed animals. They never get it. Like, my dude, when things get very bad and we're all sharing overcrowded shelters, you're gonna want the power to comfort children. Trust me.

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck

My words were spoken from a certain "delusional fag" persona I often inhabit.

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*

me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*

If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

im playing cotl on easy bc i suck at games, especially combat, but i like to imagine the in-game reason that combat is so much easier is that this particular lamb is just naturally jacked as hell. enemies have half health bc theyre just a tank

the followers die slower bc this lamb is taking their time. they count day and night as separate days. this lamb is built different. they were very close to being able to just snap narinders chains on first meeting.

Didn’t anticipate one of the bonuses of going to a drag show in a smaller more conservative town would be getting to see a bro who clearly wandered into the wrong part of the bar by mistake experience what looked to be a transcendent awakening upon seeing his first drag show.

when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet

I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.

me. me when a poem says something ive felt before