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marypsue · 5 months

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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chaos-bringer-13 · 3 months

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I just told mom about some bits of Danny Phantom lore and it basically went like this:

Me: So, this kid goes into his mad scientists parents' portal, activates it, sorta dies and instantly resurrects as a half ghost.

Mom, terrified: Poor mother.

Me: Nah, his parents didn't actually notice, they're kinda negligent, too invested into their work.

Mom, more terrified: Poor children.

#danny phantom #this is how you react to being exposed to dp lore #she looked so ready to adopt danny and jazz that instant #kinda wanna write fanfiction with mom #she would write the best angst #and also amazing crack #she's good at death jokes and dark humour #how do i get my mother into phanfiction

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starrydevotion · 8 months

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#bandom #lemon demon #tally hall #will wood #miracle musical #idkhbtfm #ajjtheband #mother mother #the scary jokes #that handsome devil #poll #music #kyle.txt

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cxrnlia · 5 months

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just passed out on the floor multiple times and i cannot stand back up.

#holy mother of jesus christ and everything holy #hallelujah #lando norris #formula 1 #till he wins his first race #for legal reasons thats a joke #but omfg

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aria-greenhoodie · 5 months

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Ok so my friend said that Ice King is basically an anime girl (huge ass, keeps getting in situations where his muumuu gets blown to reveal said huge ass, has a gay little run, etc.) And I um. My hand slipped. 😇

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#aria draws #digital art #digital drawing #fanart #adventure time #ice king #simon petrikov #adventure time fanart #adventure time ice king #at #adventure time shitpost #I love making high level shitposts #but like being so serious rn I think he’s cute in this outfit #anyways the Japanese on the right says ICE KING and one on the left says YOUR MOTHER cause given the opportunity I WILL make a ur mom joke #the Japanese is from Google translate sorry my American ass does not read Japanese 😔#should I tag this as anime #I think it would be funny #I’m doing it #anime

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 20 days

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Daddy, don't go.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang fengmian #Scenes that are tragic but still made me laugh: JFM wrapping the boys *right back up* after finding out it was YZY who tied them up.#I know he did it because he understands the severity of what's going on in lotus pier & the need to protect his children.#But it also comes off as 'Oh your mother said so? Yeah I'm not overruling her. Listen to your mother kids. I gotta go.'#You guys ever think about how the last time Jiang Cheng saw his parents alive it was them both pushing him away one last time?#I do!!! I sure do!!! Now you can too! Welcome to my sad little club. The refreshments are all saltwater.#And the subtle difference in who the parting is intended for. YZY meant to leave WWX with JC as a protector. JFM wants them both safe.#The reveal that Zidian responds to JFM aches so badly.#The fact the weapon she literally lashes out with also reveals her heart is so poetic.#I sure hope they can reconcile their feelings. I hope it all works out.#This is the last of the math boat jokes. Back to labeling the boats properly after this.

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hellspawnmotel · 2 years

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noelle sweep

#first two are from a while ago but the others are from the last few days #cuz like. god damn #deltarune #noelle holiday #chara dreemurr #spamton #gaster #pipis #spamton sweepstakes #religion /#ftr i know 'noelle is spamtons mother' was debunked real quick. didnt rly believe it in the first place either #but i made a joke about uh. That. on twitter and like 200 people asked me to draw it anyway #and who am i to refuse #art tag

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matchamabs · 10 months

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cant have shit i guess but at least we have jeff

#earthbound #mother 2 #ness #ness earthbound #jeff andonuts #paula polestar #prince poo #paula jones #all the in jokes about jeff just being There and half excluded does not do justice #to the fact that his entire character is ridiculous

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harrowharkwife · 4 months

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i'm so used to there just being random unidentified bones laying around everywhere in these damn books that it finally occurred to me, just now, to wonder where the bones on new rho came from. y'know, the bones palamedes always tried to teach nona necromancy on.

they're his.

palamedes, who always loved teaching, living on borrowed time in a body that's not his own. palamedes, mentoring, teaching- parenting, by sixth standards, mind you. and that boy is sixth, through and through.

and the entire point of teaching nona necromancy in the first place was to try and determine if nona is, well, nonagesimus, right? so it has to be bones, it can't not be bones. bones are, like, her whole thing.

but they're not in the nine houses, anymore. things are different, on new rho.

they burn bones here. dig up the cemeteries. a society terrified of zombies will evolve to dispose of its dead differently.

the only bones he has access to now are his own. (camilla wouldn't let anyone take them- skull or hand, doesn't matter. they're still him, and she doesn't let go, remember? it's her one thing.)

palamedes woke up every morning wearing someone else's body to then gently place the shrapnel of his own in the cupped palms of a girl who's the closest thing he'll ever have to a daughter and try to teach her- how did the angel put it, again? normal school, as much as possible, for as long as possible.

(but hey, in a roundabout way, at least it's a chance for him to touch camilla again, right? nevermind that she's not there to feel any of it because he's in the driver's seat, that he can only stay for fifteen minutes at a time. it's atoms that belong to camilla touching atoms that used to belong to him, and that's close enough. he'll take what he can get, these days- if she can be their flesh, he can be the end. so what if holding his own bones is a mindfuck? so what if looking at them makes him nauseous? surely he can suck it up and deal with it for fifteen minutes. it's the least he can do— his poor camilla was the one who had to scrape the bloody pulp of them off the floors of canaan house.)

(speaking of, here's a fun fact: we actually only see nona practicing with the bones one time, on-page. camilla's final line in that scene, before palamedes takes over, is none other than: 'keep going. there are some bones left.' ow!)

remember, too, that the only part of dulcinea, the real dulcinea, that palamedes ever physically touched, was her tooth- the one that ianthe gave him, pulled from the ashes cytherea burnt her down to. he only ever touched dulcie once, and it wasn't until after she was already gone, but that doesn't matter- it still happened, and you can't take loved away.

in this same roundabout, bittersweet, by-proxy sort of way, palamedes has been physically touched by nona, too: the atoms she currently occupies, touching atoms that he used to occupy, and never will again.

the main interaction we've seen between palamedes and his mother took place back on the sixth, with her acting as mentor and him as pupil: the two of them studying a set of hand bones, juno encouraging him every step of the way.

we know that harrowhark's "most vivid memory of her mother was of her hands guiding harrow's over an inexpertly rendered portion of skull, her fingers encircling the fat baby bracelets of harrow's wrists, tightening this cuff to indicate correct technique."

they're still small for a nineteen year old, but the wrists are bigger, in this new set of memories nona's making. and it's not an inexpertly rendered portion of skull anymore- it's a hand, now, albeit one crafted from [a piece of skull reassembled (painstakingly—passionately—laboriously reassembled) from fragments, manually, and not by a bone magician, from the skull of someone who, soon after death or symptomatically during, had exploded.] and the identity and origin of these bones is no mystery at all. they belong to palamedes, and he's consented to their use for this purpose, and that matters.

but the details are just set dressing, really. the foundation of the memory is the same.

palamedes and his mother, juno and her son.

harrow and her mother; pelleamena and her daughter.

nona and her father-mother-teacher; palamedes and his daughter.

#these fucking books. every 2-3 business days i'll find some new detail to be insane about #this post took me like three hours to write. what the fuck #palamedes sextus #nona the ninth #the locked tomb #nona #palamedes the sixth #tlt #ntn #camilla hect #tlt spoilers #pal honey. im :( :( :(#spiritually that man is a MOM okay! there's a reason tamsyn specifically assigned him the same imagery in this scene #that she's been using to represent crucial bonding moments between mother/mother figure and child/child figure #that and the 'sextus you'll make a very irritating wife someday' joke and cam's 'i'll talk to your mother later' face #ie: talk to palamedes about nona #that boy is momcoded i don't make the rules!

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sparring-spirals · 7 days

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"calling your mom and sending her into a personal crisis about what's right" critical role meant for fulfilling fantasies you dream of but can't accomplish in the real world, like experiencing a heroes journey with fantastical adventures, being able to cast spells, and being able to change your mother's mind.

#critical role #cr spoilers #cr liveblogging #c3e92 #liliana temult #imogen temult #everyone say aaayyyyyyy #i only feel a little bad about this joke bc i havent actually uh. processed what happens with liliana #its okay i can make this joke though i have a tumultuous relationship with My mother :] haha tumultuous u get it

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miredball · 7 months

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#im not joking #among other things they are the same #in a way where they’re actually opposite #what both got them to the bear was that something DIED #syds photos are just of her alone because she’s an only child #but carmys isn’t ever just him…like his mother is literally at the center….#OF COURSE sydney writes in a journal and carmy draws. She can’t stop talking and hes always seeing things!!!!!!#there’s more TBC #sydcarmy #the bear

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milimeters-morales · 1 year

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her relaxed confident butch aura and his playful femme hunched form and bugeyes have bewitched me

#Miles: omg is that Mother … / Gwen: get in the car baby / Miles: *excited squeal and giggle*#<- ohhhh stop she would joke around with him and pretend to be a hey mamas tiktok lesbian #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #gwen stacy #spidergwen #ghost spider #m&m posts

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billcipherapologist · 1 day

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the batfam as things i and others have said pt 2

jason talking about his death: everyone has bad days, everyone gets blown up sometimes

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tim: dad, how old are you?

bruce: old enough

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dick: the moon is in a phase

tim: what is it, emo?

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jason talking about tims mental state: its being held together with zip ties and a dream

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steph when a bat appears: i hate when men do that… appear out of thin air

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bruce, deadpan: i was gonna say who has a mobile number (police number) but it’s the police

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tim talking about wifi: it keeps dropping out

jason: of high school?

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bruce: are you on something?

little dick: FREEDOM

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tim after scrolling on tumblr for too long: teenagers relate to murder

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dick after fighting slade too many times: he’s always down to kill kids and i respect that

#the actual context for some of these is wild #these are what happens when you have an audhd teenager with an autistic father and possibly an autistic or adhd brother #and a mother whos sick of everyones bullshit and who probably has adhd ngl #batfam #jason todd #jason would joke about his death #dick grayson #tim drake #bruce wayne #damian wayne #stephanie brown #im obsessed with tim atm so he’s there repeatedly #bruce wayne is a good dad #and ill punch anyone who says different #batfamily

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godzillabreath · 3 months

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don't you think it's a little tasteless to draw a picture of a character named after harriet tubman, an ex slave and abolition activist, as a vapid teenage girl buying overpriced designer cups being chastised by a white guy, on the second fucking day of black history month

#I’m sorry but this is an insane comment lol #Harriet is supposed to be into basic normie things #that’s the idea of her character — that she can’t live up to her trailblazing extremely significant clone mother #And Topher is supposed to be annoying #that was the joke #Clone high

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wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se · 2 months

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#Bro just smoked 50% of the avatar fanbase in one tweet #not even the past lives just the whole ass avatar as a concept #avatar #avatar the last airbender #legend of korra #i want to live in the mirror dimension some of these replies are living in where everyone likes Katara #and there aren’t constant ‘jokes’ about her being annoying/naggy/stuck up/traumatized about her dead mother

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voidvendetta · 10 months

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I need to replace my heart with a boombox I need music in my bones right now

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