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halogalopaghost · 1 month
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While the turtles are staying with April in season one, she has a somewhat hard time keeping food in the fridge. Four mutant turtle teens are no joke as far as appetite is concerned, and the novelty of having 100% new and fresh foods in the fridge at all times is not lost on them. They have to be encouraged a couple times to help themselves, and when they finally do it's like an apocalypse on her fridge.
She also enjoys introducing them to new things during this time. She brings home one of those TUBS of pillsbury cookie dough to make them fresh chocolate chip cookies. Before they're in the oven, Mikey finds her and she lets him have some of the dough.
And then Donnie comes into the kitchen and freezes when he sees them. He looks at the dough. He looks at Mikey. He looks at April.
"Did you let Mikey have chocolate?"
April looks at him. Looks at Mikey. "...Yes?"
Don FREAKS out and smacks the spoon out of Mikey's hand. "We can't have chocolate, we're severely allergic!"
April PANICS. "What?? I didn't know, I'm so sorry!"
"What do you mean you didn't know?" Don asks, clutching his baby brother to his chest like he's about to perish. Mikey looks confused. "You wouldn't give chocolate to a dog, would you?"
April's freaking out escalates. Dogs aren't supposed to have chocolate! She knows that much. "What do I do? Should we—uh—go to the ER?"
"Are you insane?" Don has Mikey practically in a headlock and Mikey is—crying? Choking? "We need a VET, April!"
Splinter, whose dad-sense is tingling so hard that his fur is standing on end, enters the kitchen ominously. "Boys. I hope you're behaving and being kind to our host."
April is like, five seconds away from just dying of sheer embarrassment and worry. She looks at Splinter with huge eyes, about to admit she's POISONED his son, and then Don dissolves into giggles.
She stares at him, open mouthed in shock. He releases Mikey, who as it turns out, is also giggling. The chokehold was doing little to suppress it. Splinter puts his head in his hand.
"I'm just kidding April. We eat chocolate just fine."
She has to take another long moment to process the shock and calm her heart down. Don's laughing so hard he's tearing up.
April has never had little siblings before. She used to wonder what it would be like, and there was a time in her life where she had even wanted a little brother or sister to tease and love.
She did not know the true nature of little siblings. Which is evil, naturally.
She chases Don out of the kitchen with the biggest wooden spoon she has, and Splinter HOPES she catches him.
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turtleblogatlast · 4 months
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Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.
And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.
After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.
You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.
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forgetful-nerd · 3 months
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Now I am fully aware that correlation does not equal causation BUT I find it highly suspicious that all three gapped-toothed turtles have such pure chaotic/deranged energy.
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daedelweiss · 1 year
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tfw you teach your oldest bro to swear and your twin does not approve
some sillies for the AU because it's not 100% angst 🤣 the bros will still have little squabbles and fights, especially once they got to know each other better.
if you didn't see it in my instagram stories, raph wasn't taught how to speak and just picked up words and sentences based on how he heard people use them. leo and april did their best to teach him how to speak but it was donnie that taught him how to speak fluently.
also based this off a prompt @/cloudy_wc_ gave me 😂
( 🌿 please do NOT repost, edit, trace, use, and/or sell 🌿 )
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copperpipes · 3 months
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inspiration hit me like a semi truck
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can you give us some grumpy leo pls ?
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Coming right up
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misteria247 · 3 months
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Splinter fucking around with his kids by saying random ass riddles and semi hidden jokes is one of my favorite things about him. Like this rat is a ninjutsu master, he's serious and deadly and kind yet stern. But in reality he's just as terrible as his kids and it's just so funny remembering that yes he's a little shit just like Leo, Raph, Donnie and Mikey.
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tdoongslover · 24 days
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could literally talk abt him all day
#1 kanto mikey apologist
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frnkiebby · 22 days
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i’m….huh okay~🎃
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3m0n3rd · 4 days
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Wip i DID finish
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koolaidashley · 8 months
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YESSSS LEO LIKES PINEAPPLES ON PIZZA AS HE SHOULD
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It’s his fave food. His brothers are disgusted
Anytime they try to make fun of him though, he says “I’m already blind, you’re going to deny me this simple pleasure?!” And that shuts them up pretty fast
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anastoundingmango · 9 months
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all of them are such cringe teenagers. they’re perfect
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forgetful-nerd · 7 months
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2012!Raph gets way to much flack for how he treats Mikey.
Yes he can be short tempered with him, but he lets a surprisingly amount of things slide considering how much of a menace Mikey is to him.
Seriously, if any of my siblings force-fed me a pizza made of spider eggs, worms, and moss we’d be throwing hands instantly.
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sweeneydino · 9 months
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Mikey is Hangry, Cj is clueless and Leo's son.
Hijinks ensue
We all agree that Mikey is Feral.
//Screen shaking and flashing lights Warning
I love Red vs. Blue, and I love Tmnt. I might try animating more of these scenes, lmao
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ghostlypanda · 2 years
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reasons to watch rise: "um, hey donnie, we're sinking and raph is swallowing the hudson river."
please support rise of the tmnt by watching the show and movie over on netflix!! 🙏
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20s-turtle-posting · 1 year
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2003 Donatello meeting the other various TMNT iterations and they all think he's just a level-headed Smart Guy with a quiet disposition and a tendency to snark from the sidelines, but then he pulls off some Fuckshit at random and scares the bejeezus out of everyone else and they're like "ah yes, that's the true Donatello Spirit, sorry for assuming otherwise"
He also tells his Raph to shut the hell up for some reason or other and gets absolutely 0 reaction, which also gets the other turtles like ???
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