Really enjoyed painting Tango's redstone shop. Finding a way to differentiate all the warm hues was a challenge but a fun one!

he stole his dick

having ppl treat you poorly in your formative years will have you saying shit like “thank you for listening to me and respecting my boundaries” 🤦‍♀️

Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:

• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.

• Baby Gronk was mentioned.

• We discussed the Rizzler.

• “Cunty” was nominated.

• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.

• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”

• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.

• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”

do you know where "no beta we die like x" comes from and how it is used?

The term "beta" in this context is short for "beta reader" - a person who reads a fic while it's still in the editing stage and helps the writer get it ready to post. Some betas check grammar. Some check canon compliance. Some are sensitivity readers. There are lots of things that betas can do.

So functionally, saying "no beta" means that the writer didn't get this checked by a second person before they posted it. It's a warning that there might be errors or typos etc. It's mostly used when an author has written something quickly and is posting without doing a lot of (or any) edits first.

As for where it comes from? It all started with a bumper sticker.

This image was an internet meme at one point, and it got meme'd on in the form of "no ___ we ___ like men"

Here on tumblr, one of the versions that got really popular was from now-deleted user @grec1a who created this version:

From there, it migrated to AO3 as the "no beta we die like men" tag, and very often the word men is replaced by the name of a character who dies in canon.

I think the second one is a lie :)

I once fell out of a 15ft-ish tree and was perfectly fine

I once pierced my friends ear in the school courtyard

I won first place in a swimming competition against someone who went on to be in the Olympics

@mack-and-cheese @the-eventually-writer @the-lavender-creator @peanutbutterandhunny @death-cannot-kill-you @hauntedreptile @jup-just-a-potato @shirubiaowo @/anyone

Let's play a game

Two truths and a lie, reblog with what you think prev's lie is and your own set of truths and a lie (and tag some people if you'd like)

I am a writer

I am an archer

I am a swordsman

doodle i lazily colored because the actual drawing wasnt doing it for me,,, plus a timelapse cause, idk why not?

anyway tango is attractive help

anyone know what kind of frog this is? sorry i stacked them

I am so normal about pearl’s base

I love what she’s been doing this season so I wanted to draw it

Impulse: I told myself I was going to…get Gem to teach me about Tumblr! Guess what I didn’t do? I was gonna have a—I was gonna have a sit down, hands on lesson from Gem…about how to use Tumblr. It was gonna be—a fun little—boomer moment. (Snickers) Y’all are saying no Tumblr. Man, according to—according to some of the Hermits, Tumblr has been a much chill—more chill place than uh, than Reddit. Oh no, you guys just don’t want us on Tumblr, because it’s your—it’s your secret place. That’s why. You don’t want us checking out your Tumblrs, that’s—that’s where you—(laughter)—I see. I see. (Quoting chat) “Scatter.”

i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

its not like he blows stuff up just by touching it

I can only ever hear "tranny faggot" in scooby doo's voice

This was the top of my inbox first thing in the morning and it made me laugh so hard I started coughing and it freaked out my cat

desert duo enjoyers i summon you

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Selina Kyle would dump his ass in minutes..