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slamminslamminmcgill · 11 months

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broooo what if... mike taking you and jesse out on a run and jesse fingerfucking u in the backseat thinking mike is oblivious until he pulls over and rails both of u in the middle of the desert

me going insane trying not to title this “kid named finger” 💀

anatomical terms: (t-)dick

“Are we-“

“No.”

“You didn’t even let me finish!”

“I didn’t need to.”

Jesse slumped back in his seat and groaned in frustration. The two of you had been in the back of Mike’s car doing god knows what, heading god knows where, for god knows how long. He hadn’t told either of you shit. As far as you both knew, you were just there to keep him company. That didn’t make much sense, though, unless his idea of good road trip buddies were two brats constantly asking “Are we there yet?” and “Can we get McDonald’s?”

You leaned into Jesse and rested your head against his shoulder. At the very least, the backseat was a good spot to cuddle. The tight space, comfortable upholstery, and just barely adequate air conditioning made it the perfect location to get nasty. Or at least, it would be without your babysitter behind the wheel.

That didn’t seem to bother Jesse, though.

He wrapped his arm around you and shifted his body weight to lean against you. He used his newfound leverage to dot your neck with soft kisses. His slender fingers dragged down your body until they reached the drawstrings of your shorts. From there, he started to pull at them.

You gasped, your voice anxious, breathy, and soft, “Jess, what are you-?”

A tattooed hand clamped your mouth shut, and its owner whispered in your ear. “Be quiet, yo. He’s gonna hear you.”

You got the message, even though you couldn't believe what it was trying to say, let alone do. Regardless, you let him work.

Jesse slipped his somehow cold and clammy hand past the waistbands of your shorts and underwear, until he found what he was looking for. Sure enough, your t-dick was already standing at attention. That made him smirk, his breath hot against your ear as he spoke, "Heh... Someone's excited..."

He was right. The confined space, the thrill of getting caught, Jesse himself, it was all very exciting. He took your dick between his fingers and jerked you, making sure his other hand was soundproofing your lips. He could only do so much, though. He couldn't stop the rapid breaths escaping through your nose. Oh, well. Maybe the old man's hearing wasn't what it used to be. Knowing how sensitive you were, this was probably the quietest you could be.

But it wasn't enough.

Mike rolled his eyes and pulled the car off the road, weaving in between bushes as he found a place to stop. You two hadn't even noticed he'd changed course, that is, until he turned over his shoulder and said,

“Do you two think I’m stupid?”

The two of you jumped, and Jesse ripped his hand off your mouth, trying his best to act natural. "What..? Wh... What do you mean, man?"

Mike was not in the mood for bullshit. "What I mean is you still have your hand down his pants. Now, since you two think I'm dumb enough to not know what's going on back there, perhaps you'd like to explain yourselves."

You both stared at him absolutely dumbfounded, mouths agape, stuttering and stammering as you tried to craft a convincing excuse.

"Well, uh... I was just, uh..."

"Jesse, uh... He was, well..."

Teamwork. An absolutely impenetrable defense.

Mike killed the ignition and opened his door before barking orders at you. "Out of the car. Both of you."

You and Jesse gulped, exchanging a look of guilt and terror. "Welp. It was nice knowing you," seemed to be the thought on both of your minds as you nodded to each other and scooted over to your respective sides. When you exited the vehicle, Mike was standing at the front of the car facing you both, the captain of the ship about to make his two dumbest crewmates walk the plank. That was the nice way of putting it. In reality, he was probably just going to shoot you both in the head and leave your bodies for the vultures. Jesse walked over to you and took your hand in his, waiting for the shot, but instead of a bullet, he fired another command.

"Bend over the hood. Now."

Now, the look you shared with each other was one of confusion. You were honestly just surprised you weren't facing the death penalty for risking cum stains on the leather interior. Neither of you got to say anything before Mike did.

"I'm not gonna ask you again."

You held hands and trudged around to where he was standing, arms folded over his chest, waiting for you to surrender yourselves to him. You and Jesse bent over the hood, your fingers intertwined, and stared at the windshield while Mike prepared to do whatever the hell he was planning.

Mike crept up behind Jesse and tugged his shorts down below his ass. Then, he went behind you and did the same. He spoke with terrifying indifference, "If you brats needed attention so bad, you could've just asked."

He didn't even give you a second to parse the meaning of that before a firm palm came down on your ass. Then Jesse's. Then yours again. In between yelps and moans, Jesse squeezed your hand to get your attention. You turned your face to meet his. He winked at you and muttered under his breath,

"You're welcome, yo."

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thatdepressedtwink · 5 days

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I’ve just finished breaking bad and oh my god i love Mike Ehrmantraut he’s my favourite and i love him so i made this iPhone wallpaper of him and yes i hc him aroace or at least on the aro and ace spec because he’s so cool and awesome and badass and i love him and I HATE what Walter did to him

#notwinkart #I MADE THIS IN 3 HOURS I KNOW ITS NOT GREAT #but OH MY GOD i LOVE this character so much and Jonathan Banks does so well playing his character #wallpaper #iphone wallpaper #breaking bad #brbabcs #brba #brba art #brbaedit #breaking bad edit #mike ehrmantraut #aroace #aroace headcanons #brba spoilers #breaking bad spoilers #i know it’s probably cringe but he’s Mike Ehrmantraut I can’t not be cringe about him

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thecarnivorousmuffinmeta · 3 months

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Ok, since some bold breaking bad fan asked you about Walt/Jesse, let me be another bold breaking bad fan asking you about Gus/Mike! I know here in Muffin’s place ships (ideas) got dunked like Titanic to a iceberg but let’s see if this one float!

Nope.

Gus is clearly canonically gay, no questions asked here, and we know he mixed business with pleasure in the past. However, Mike doesn't seem to be his type and more it would go against the way Gus operates by the time he meets Mike in canon. Gus wants someone efficient, competent, who he can rely on, and who will not bring attention to him and his operation.

Gus lives his life to attract as little notice as possible, he will have no lovers, he will not make Mike anything more than an employee who he would have normal employee interactions with to the outside world.

Gus would never ever go for it and if Mike was interested, he'd find a bullet in his head for being a liability.

As for Mike, he respects Gus and how he operates, but Gus is dirty same as Mike is. Mike can work with dirty people, he knows them, he's one of them, but it's not the people he likes. Mike adores his son, who was the only clean cop in a dirty district and died because of it. His son's wife who he places on a pedestal (and perhaps isn't as clean/good as he thinks she is) and above all his granddaughter who has nothing to do with this.

Mike himself doesn't seek companionship beyond his family, he knows too much, is too dirty, and it'd just put the person in danger and he himself wouldn't be able to trust them. Getting involved with his crime boss, especially, would be just stupid and would get him killed. Mike ain't doing that ever.

TL;DR

Mike and Gus work well as business partners because they don't want this from each other.

#breaking bad #breaking bad meta #breaking bad shipping #breaking bad headcanon #mike ehrmantraut #gustavo fring #mike/gus #anti mike/gus #meta #headcanon #opinion #shipping

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spr1n9tr4p · 1 year

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My headcanons :P

#breaking bad #better call saul #jesse pinkman #saul goodman #mike ehrmantraut #gus fring #walter white #flynn white #jane margolis #nacho varga #lalo salamanca #salamanca twins #marco salamanca #leonel salamanca #headcanons

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iorekbyrinson · 2 months

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thoughts on bcs characters and their pullman-universe daemons

James McGill - Weasel or stoat family. The long sleek shape of the mustelid can squirm through any hole after its quarry, taking down prey several times its size. Folklore associations with being untrustworthy, unscrupulous, despite its diminutive size. Also known as the family from which Pantalaimon, daemon of Lyra Silvertongue, heralds from - associations of the protagonist.

Kim Wexler - Jackal. A desert animal with associations of the howling prairies, independence, a looming threat in a familiar canid form. However, jackals have a little known quality of centring the majority of their social behaviour around a monogamous relationship; marking out territory together, forsaking packs mostly for the pair bond. Cunning, determined, opportunistic.

Chuck McGill - Porcupine. Like all Rodentia, porcupines are intelligent and frugal, not carnivorous by nature but certainly with enough natural advantages. Unusual tree-dwellers that live far above the rest of the creatures on the forest floor, the porcupine's most notorious trait are its barbs, shaped so that they stick in the skin and cannot be pulled out.

Howard Hamlin - Golden retriever. Exactly what it appears to be to a fault, the ubiquitously loved animal has a few significant traits; it is above all a retriever, an animal that works in tandem with a master to seek out prey and skilfully return the prize, and any attempts to isolate this intensely social breed go awry - the animal withers away.

Nacho Varga - Rusty-spotted cat. The smallest wildcat in the world, to mistake this feline for its domesticated counterpart is a mistake; it is a predator of its lands, feeding on rodents and any creature beneath it, and has the hallmark of being one of the most successful predators relative to its size in the world. However, this elusive, nocturnal little wildcat has its weaknesses as a daemon; it will not stop until it is at the top of its food chain, even if it exists in an ecosystem where it will be swallowed alive. It has the typical feline traits of aloofness, independence, and particularly beautiful eyes.

Lalo Salamanca - Vampire bat. Largely associated with the handsome, deadly supernatural creatures of mythology, vampire bats do, in truth, hold blood as the superior tonic above all, and are also vastly social creatures; grooming, feeding, and raising families within a group that has strong ties to family members, but also makes room for non-relatives too. They hunt entirely in the dark. Like most of the bat family, their need to communicate means their high pitched chirps are constant when flying through the night sky. An unusual daemon for an unusual man; be watchful of his reflection in mirrors. It may not always be there.

Gus Fring - Coati. A daemon can sometimes settle in the appearance of an animal of meaning to an individual; and the mercurial and mysterious Gustavo Fring has inferred the coati's importance as much in his fateful recollection. However, the coati is also no insignificant animal; it is preyed upon by nearly every major predator in the Americas, but the coati has a tough hide attached to its underlying muscles, making it extremely difficult for teeth to get a hold. It is a contained and somewhat elegant looking small mammal with a handsome pair of spectacles around its dark, round eyes, and a reputation for intelligence rivalling that of its opportunistic cousin, the raccoon.

Mike Ehrmantraut - Badger. Whether of the European badger flavour; forest-bears of quiet and solitary pursuits, devoted to the burrows of their families, or of the American type, the fearsome ratel or honey badgers that face down mountain lions without a second look, badger daemons carry the traits of strength, perseverance, and an undeniable aggression that make them the animal that never backs down. Badgers construct setts that go deep below the earth, a vast underground system of resources that belies the staid, unemotional appearance of these creatures. Man + mountain indeed.

#better call saul #daemons #gus fring #jimmy mcgill #lalo salamanca #mike ehrmantraut #howard hamlin #chuck mcgill #sorry for the tag overload I wanna be able to search back for this post #I know people headcanon lalo as a wolf or a big cat #but #the daemon process is a little bit more subtle and not “what animal are you” so much as it is the spiritual companion to you #his dark streak is just too wide to have a deeply social animal like a wolf #or a big cat that stands on its own ground #he doesn't command respect so much as he turns a very specific kind of charm to his favour #same logic for coati gus #a big cat he ain't #no animal that can just bite your head off would cock up so badly in that meeting with Eladio lol #that's an animal that uses intelligence first #and a certain kind of introverted nuance and wisdom #google a coati anyhow they cute #and something something being the animal that you claim to have conquered and let die in pain is....very gustavo tbh #like he isn't an opportunist either lmao we stan a inconsistent king

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inkybinkyboink · 1 year

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better call saul headcanons

lalo smells like every masculine scent (im talking sandalwood, palo santo, bergamot, teakwood) and smoke and fucking taco spices. i do not know and will never know what lalo salamanca smells like because he fictional, and yet, i feel dysphoric just thinking about it because i know i will never smell as good as him

nacho also smells really good, but like he burns a lot of incense and a lot of its very floral.

wow dude i get SHIT at writing when im stoned god fuck ok

kim was 100% a book worm in grade school. her favorite book was definitely either a rainbow fairy book or like a geronimo stilton book. she would still be a bookworm but never has time to read anymore.

mike ehrmantraut sleeps like a fucking board. on his back, hands at his sides, facing up to the ceiling and he does not move for 8 hours straight.

nacho knits nacho knits nacho knits.

lalo drinks like a motherfucker but does not get drunk. that mans tolerance is sky fucking high.

saul is oddly limber. this man has never done yoga in his life but he can do the splitz like nobody’s business

contrast, howard starts his day with yoga and meditation. it does not work.

nacho lives off of warm environments. he went to vermont once in january and vowed never to go further north than colorado ever again.

saul is a sucker for keeping things clean. he needs to have things clean all the time. spotless.

kim and jimmy have movie night dedicated purely to picking out all the continuity errors they can find.

gus has never had a los pollos meal in his life and does not plan to

mike spent an afternoon once covering kaylee’s ceiling in glow in the dark stars

lmao what if howard has asthma. im making it canon rn howard hamlin has asthma what a loser i have asthma

jimmy mcgill sold burner phones for a living but man cannot for the life of him work a phone made after 2015. gene takavic is CLUELESS when it comes to technology

mike has one of those solar powered flowers on his dashboard in his car. yknow the little ones with the petals that go up and down in the sun?

lalo fucking salamanca can cook anything on the goddamn planet but is from a different galaxy when it comes to preparing anything pre-packaged. he burns kraft dinner. he sets the kitchen on fire trying to make a microwave meal.

#better call saul #better call saul headcannons #jimmy mcgill #saul goodman #kim wexler #nacho varga #lalo salamanca #howard hamlin #mike ehrmantraut #pls dude request headcanons #request lalo headcanons pls #pls

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yourfaveisafearavatar · 1 year

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Michael "Mike" Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad is an Avatar of the Desolation.

#michael ehmantraut #mike ehrmantraut #breaking bad #the magnus archives #tma #tma headcanons #avatar of the desolation

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crustyweirdo · 8 months

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smash or pass but it‘s pretty much the entire BrBa cast and i‘m adding my weird headcanons (queer edition)

please don’t take this too seriously, these are my preferences and most of the headcanons are obviously jokes. 18+ please!!

Walter White: hell nooo he worked with n*zis and wears those tighty whities. definitely needs pills to get it up

Saul Goodman: smash, i feel like he‘d call me mommy. minus points bc he‘d make dad jokes during it.

Jesse Pinkman: 1000% SMASH HES SO FINE!! would smoke in bed with me after. i feel like he has piercings down there too, don’t ask why. definitely whimpers

Skyler White: had to think abt it a little but i‘d smash, misunderstood queen. lots of aftercare too

Hank Schrader: hard pass. he‘s a cop and has the personality of a paper bag.

Gus Fring: sure! more of a hookup though because i can’t imagine him being kind and gentle. he‘d say no cuz he‘s gay fr

Mike Ehrmantraut: probably not what you guys wanna hear, but smash. call it a guilty pleasure, ik that guy has experience. would focus on my needs first. i‘d do it in his car

Jane Margolis: yes omg are you kidding?! her style is everything and she’s genuinely so hot, i‘d gay panic being in the same room as her. definitely uses toys

Walter Jr: pass, too young for me and i don’t find him that attractive

Marie Schrader: smash! she‘s genuinely so sweet and pretty, perfect balance. hank didn’t deserve her

Todd, Jack and co: hardest pass, i don’t think i have to explain why. would go on about how women don’t deserve rights when they’re on top of me

Tuco Salamanca: no, he scares me. probably into knife play or some weird shit

Skinny Pete: yes! he‘s an acquired taste guys

Badger: probably? this is a hard one, smash if i got paid like 50 bucks. for free if it‘s with pete. but i‘d definitely go on a date with him

Steven Gomez: pass bc he‘s a cop. if i had to choose between him or hank i‘d choose him any day tho

Hector Salamanca: pass, no disrespect. rip Mark

Lydia Rodarte-Quayle: i‘m anxious 24/7 so her nervous attitude would make it impossible for me to enjoy it. she‘d accidentally insult me during it in some way

Gale Boetticher: smash because i love his personality. he‘s a keeper, husband material. lasts 2 minutes :(

Combo Ortega: pass i like him but not like that fr

Ted Beneke: hard pass. wouldn’t shut up abt his stupid company for five minutes. he makes really weird sounds during it and asks if you came right after (u didn’t)

Eyebrow Guy: i like hair but not like that

Andrea Cantillo: yesss baby bring it on. easily one of the pretties characters. sadly her personality wasn’t shaped out well in the show

Gretchen Schwartz: i feel like she‘s too smart for me don’t ask why. would absolutely reject me

Elliot Schwartz: maybe if he wears a hat to hide those big ass ears. i‘d do it if he paid me tho

Wendy (blonde meth head): seems very sweet and i love her style but i‘m a fan of hygiene and her teeth are not it

Carmen Molina (principal): yeah i guess, she‘s pretty

Huell & Kuby: pass bc they‘re silly little guys. only come package deal

Donald Margolis: sad guy but seems very sweet. smash? he cries when he finishes

Salamanca Twins: probably never had sex ed, lots of uncomfortable stares… pass

Krazy-8: i don’t remember much of him but going off looks, smash

Jesses Therapy Group Leader: pass, he has those crazy killer eyes

hope you enjoyed! :D

#breaking bad #brba #better call saul #entertainment #nsft #queer #tv series #headcanons #smash or pass #walter white #jesse pinkman #mature #saul goodman #skyler white #hank schrader #gus fring #mike ehrmantraut #jane margolis

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headpats-for-charlie · 2 years

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🔧Caregiver!Mike Ehrmantraut Headcanons🍳

♧ works best with big kids, but will care very attentively if you're smaller

♧ always down to play however you want :3

♧ great at patching up scrapes or fixing broken toys

♧ will protect n defend the hell outta you, confronting anyone who says bad things to you

♧ I see Jesse as his little tbh but I also like the idea of Jess being cared for by Andrea

♧ plenty of experience from taking care of Kaylee!

♧ strict bedtime!! it's for your own good he says

♧ not especially touchy but always shows he cares through words n gestures (will step out of his comfort if you really need it ofc, usually during impure episodes)

♧ shows you how to garden and build small projects like a bird house (or dog house if you have a dog!)

♧ the type to carry around a small littlespace care package with stim toys and comfort items for you

♧ makes protein-filled meals to help you get big n strong!!

reblogs appreciated! pls be nice lol

#age regression #sfw agere #sfw petre #agere headcanons #sfw pet regression #pet regressor #sfw cglre #breaking bad #mike ehrmantraut #caregiver #little space #sfw caregiver #cg headcanons #jesse pinkman

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somevampiresslut · 2 years

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Wdym Mike isn't autistic? He literally has a safe food

#like... theres too many points #mike ehrmantraut #autistic headcanons #wheres that autistic mike post #ik its from a mutual of mine who tf has it

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tacticalvalor · 1 year

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«────── « HEADCANON » ──────»

A collection of things I've noticed and wanted to highlight during the airing of the final season. Put below a cut for potentially upsetting topics and S6 spoilers.

Okay so, organizing this by character—

Kim being terrified of talking to Jimmy when he calls her. Like. Actually scared of how egotistical he is and how much of a risk even listening to him puts her in.

Kim trying to live a genuinely normal life (partner, involved with neighbors, etc.)

See also: Said partner not being into their devil’s tango and just “yeup. yeup. yeup.” while banging Kim.

See also also: “ I don’t know what kind of life you’re living but it can’t be worth much ”

Kim returning to ABQ and the courthouse and offering to come forward.

KIM TELLING CHERYL EVERYTHING TO TURN HERSELF IN.

Kim sobbing on the bus… unable to hold it back and just breaking down… Oh my god I cried. She’s so traumatized from everything and now she has to relive it all.

The fact the way she served the divorce papers means that Kim has tried to petition for a divorce for months, if not years, and he literally danced circles around it until she came to his office in person to re-sign it and make him sign.

See also: Him interrupting her every question he asks to intimidate her and guilt her.

See also also: “ Have a nice life, Kim :) ” and, once again, jabbing at her to make her feel bad for an autonomous decision.

Jesse and Kim smoking outside of Saul’s office… Him asking about how good Saul is… Kim just “ When I knew him, he was. ”

LIFE PLUS 190 YEARS… Holy shit. And the offer?? 30 years??? That’s golden. AND THEN MANAGING TO GO EVEN FURTHER TO 85 TO 90 MONTHS?? TO 7.5 YEARS???

“Quantum mechanics? We’re discussing that now?? Stay in your lane!”

Kim’s dress and sneakers combo >>>

Kim volunteering at a legal counsel service 🥺😭 She wants to help people again…

Kim attending Saul’s trial as a part of the audience… Wanting to see one last time what he’s willing to do/if he can do the right thing.

KIM’S FACE WHEN HE ADMITS HIS FAULTS… JUST 😨 BECAUSE SHE’S NEVER HEARD HIM SO HONEST BEFORE

KIM REACTING TO SAUL ACTUALLY DEFENDING HER… THE FACT SHE’S SURPRISED OVER IT. A LOT TO UNPACK THERE.

The fact Kim conned her way into federal prison to visit his sorry ass.

When you,,, when,,,, visiting and the,, the cigarette,,,, sharing one last moment,,, Kim walking away for that last time and leaving him to face the consequences for God knows how many years

And then thinking about all of this in retrospect, the idea that Kim is so willing to do everything for Jimmy during the events in which everything happens (and how much she's grown to be able to pull off that last con of sneaking in before finally turning her back).

Like, thinking back to the apartment scene with Lalo, Jimmy (for several reasons summed up as his own cowardice and quick thinking) made her into a sacrificial lamb in the apartment scene.

He told Lalo that KIM was capable of murdering the target (re: Gus, most likely unknown to the duo given the limited extent of their interactions with Lalo). He convinced Lalo to let HER go carry out the hit, knowing that:

If he left Kim with Lalo, he could have killed her.

If he let Kim carry out the hit, she could die (presumably known but still a possibility considering what they do know about Lalo), go to the police, or run away entirely.

And, in the whim of the moment, he was right. Kim WAS capable of it because it gave her the possibility of saving Jimmy. Kim has literally said herself that she has and is willing to drop everything for this man:

“ Jimmy! I have been on your side since the day we met! Who comes running when you call? Who cleans up your messes? I have a job, but I drop everything for you. Every single time. You confess to a felony on tape, I’m there. You have a bar hearing, I represent you. Over and over again, if you need me, I’m there. ”

And it’s just… It’s amazing. It’s true! And I think a lot of her reasoning, aside from trying to see the good in everyone, is because she’s so used to this kind of stuff.

We don’t see a lot of her mother, but from the flashbacks we have, Mrs. Wexler and Jimmy (or rather, his sleazy persona, Saul) are effectively two sides of the same coin. She was raised by someone like Jimmy so, to an extent, there’s that internal justification of the things he does. It’s an illustrative case of how vital of a role parent modeling plays within the family dynamic.

Going to apply some of my own academics into this unintentional rambling, but I’ll try to keep it brief.

Modeling is the presentation and observation of behaviors, whether desired or undesired. Children often look to their parents most for what they should and should not do, and while not understanding the nuances of the behaviors, they are conscious enough to understand the responses to behaviors (e.g., punishment or reward).

A common phenomenon among parents is unintentionally modeling behaviors they do not want to see with their children, aka behaviors that are counterproductive to the desired family dynamic. This can happen for a number of reasons, but two common ones are:

Transmitting unremedied problems onto the children

Influencing them negatively through lifestyle practices, they can hardly help but pick up on (and uncritically follow)

Think of the expression “Do as I say, not as I do”. It’s an age-old expression parents use to justify their behaviors while attempting to dissuade their children from doing the same. Unfortunately, it’s about as effective as slapping a bandaid on a severed limb. This is mostly due to the fact people tend to pick up on nonverbal communication so much more than verbal communication. Simple gestures can change the meaning of conversations, after all.

And I think the relationship between Kim and her mother showcases that concept perfectly.

The flashback where Kim is caught stealing the earrings is a great example, though we do also get that verbal encouragement after the fact, as Mrs. Wexler used Kim as a distraction to steal the other set of earrings. We hear Mrs. Wexler chastise Kim in front of the store’s manager, saying how she’d be much better off in the hands of the police because she’s that mad. Yet her body language there is fairly relaxed. A trained eye, such as Kim’s (as she knows her mother best), can tell it’s a farce. And so even at that moment, Kim is observing that what she’s done is okay because her mother is affirming that physically.

And even though that’s just one instance, from what Kim recalls in brief conversations, that was commonplace. So throughout her peak developmental years, she was shown that these behaviors are okay so long as there is a benefit. As long as the reward outweighs the risk (which is a whole other topic I could lecture on). And, almost consistently, that’s been the case with Jimmy.

He alters legal documents (a serious felony charge), Chuck gets booted out of the firm and gets Kim back on her feet.

He gets involved with the cartel, Kim and him get enough money for whatever troubles they’re having.

He offhandedly proposes sabotaging Howard to get the settlement money, Kim affirms that and everything goes to plan (well, almost. RIP Howard).

But now, through the confrontation with Lalo and Howard’s death, there’s that realization that the risk is getting too high. That the reward isn’t going to be worth the effort. However, so much work has been put in (both in terms of the acts and the relationship with Jimmy) that I think this is being justified by Kim as something she’s put so much into.

That, at this point, she will get the reward because the reward now is her life. Jimmy’s life. And that’s something that she’ll take (or would have taken) all avenues to protect.

Thinking about how… real Mike is when it comes to things. Thorough, too.

Like the whole thing with Matty’s death. How he deliberately made himself appear violently intoxicated to goad the other officers into attempting to kill him because he let on he knew the truth.

He pulled from as much experience as he could to perfect the act. He stumbled. He slurred. He uncovered an entire (presumably sealed) investigation and undid the work of an entire police department in the span of… what? A couple of days? A few weeks?

And on top of that, he gave them the slip. He unloaded their service weapons so that he would be the one to walk away. He knew how to stage the scene to keep the police off him for years. How to clean up after himself and leave hardly a trace.

And just in general. Just…

Thinking about his mindset of the justice system and how he believes it could be a good thing. But he sees it’s so corrupt at this point that he believes he’s hardly doing different work when working with the cartel. He knows corruption from first-hand experience. He’s seen how awful it can be. How it tears people apart.

RE: Mike saying that if he had the chance, he’d go back in time to the day he took his first bribe to avoid going down the corrupt cop path. (Which brings up the contrast between Mike’s mentality and Saul’s. Mike being so earnest and getting to see just who Saul is.)

I think my favorite quote of his is:

“ You know what happened. Question is, can you live with? ”

Because that’s just his whole mindset at the end of the day. Bad things happen. You do them; you see them. It’s up to you, and only you, what you do with that information. It’s how you use that information. Do you use it to your advantage? To do the right thing?

Idk… I just think that’s fucking neat. I think these characters are so fucking neat.

#(headcanon)#(cw: spoilers)#(m: kim wexler)#(m: mike ehrmantraut)#(long post)

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slamminslamminmcgill · 1 year

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My two main mike ideas include fucking him in the car or at least sucking him off while keeping watch on someone orrrr reader forgets he asked mike over to his house to help with something and is fingering himself and mike catches him (but the reader doesn’t stop cause he always wanted mike to take what’s his)

OOOO both good ideas :3 im prolly gonna do smth w/ both eventualleigh but imma do the second one for now

can’t believe y’all are getting me mikepilled 😵‍💫

anatomical terms: pussy/cunt/hole, (t-)dick

“hey mike can u come over tomorrow morning? :)”

“K”

To be fair, there probably should’ve been more details exchanged on both sides. A simple time check would’ve saved you from the awkwardness that fate had prescribed you.

For you, morning meant 10AM at the earliest. Having anything to do before 10AM was practically a human rights violation.

For Mike, morning started at 5AM. Always an early riser. Maybe old people were solar powered. Maybe they were up from sunrise to sunset to make sure they got a full charge. That’s the only explanation you could think of. Who the hell gets up at the crack of dawn recreationally?

Mike does.

And apparently, your dick does too.

Classic testosterone. Male puberty may have started late for you, but it came out the gate swinging. It had to make up for lost time.

You woke up at 8:30AM to your junk needing attention, t-dick puffed up and ready to go, hole leaking, practically crying for fulfillment. You looked at the time. Meh, you could make it work. After all, self care is important, right?

Mike thought he was being generous by coming over at 9AM. Surely any self-respecting individual would be up and on with their day by then. He knocked on your door and waited for you to answer him.

Nothing.

He knocked again, harder this time.

Nothing.

Of course, he thought as he rolled his eyes and dug in his pocket. He pulled out a key ring and flipped through all of the illicit keys he had made. One, two, three, there’s yours. He breached your front door and stepped inside. Once inside, he made his way toward your bedroom, figuring you were asleep at best, dead or missing at worst.

He did not figure that he’d come across your bedroom door wide open, nor did he expect to see you half naked on the bed with your legs spread. Your eyes were sewn shut; your back was arched; and, most damning of all, you were 2 knuckles deep in your own pussy, writhing and whining as you got yourself off. Evidently, the day didn’t start until you finished.

Mike was unfazed, blunt and succinct in his message to you. “I can come back later if you want.”

You screamed and yanked the blanket over your shame, as if that would somehow erase what he saw. Staring like a deer in the headlights, chest rising and falling as you hyperventilated, you scrambled to pluck a response from your overcrowded mind. You ended up with “How… how did you get in here?!”

“That’s not important,” Mike replied, “Now, do you wanna get dressed or do you wanna finish up and I’ll come back later?”

As the brainfog cleared, a revelation came through. You wanted something else. You stuttered, “I… I want…” and shirked the blanket off you, “I want you, Mike. Please…”

“No, you don’t,” He sighed, “I guess I’ll come back later when you’ve got your head on straight,” and turned to leave, “Noon work for you?”

Noon most certainly did not work for you. You called out to stop him. “No, wait!”

Mike stopped and looked back over his shoulder, raising an eyebrow at you. “What?”

You dragged your hand down to where it once was, spreading your lips apart with your fingers, hoping to entice him inside. “I-I’m serious, Mike. I want you. Please…”

Mike turned around fully. He hated that he was considering this, but he loved the sight of you even more. On display, begging for him, and a not insignificant wet spot on the sheets below your butt. He trudged across the room until he landed at your side. Your heart was racing. Your cunt and dick were dripping and throbbing. Your face was probably somewhere between excitement and desperation. He rested his hand atop yours, and took a deep breath before sneaking his fingers inside you.

“Fine.”

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depressopax · 4 months

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thecarnivorousmuffinmeta · 10 months

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Speaking of Breaking Bad, I saw a post on Reddit shared the screenplay of Season 3 finale "Full Measure," when Mike held his gun at Walter, asking him to go downstairs to the laundry, he said, "Unfortunately, I have to do, Walt." and there's a line in Mike's inner dialogue that read something like "he had some respect for Walt". But in your opinion, when did Walt lose that "respect," or it's more like in Season 3, Mike liked to think he respected Walt because it made it feel "professional and rational"?

So, I have a number of issues with this.

Someone Shared a Draft

A lot of people like to go hot wild doing metas on drafts of works (granted may not be the case in this instance, but bear with me). They see working drafts of novels, screenplays, etc. and treat it as a hidden gospel truth that the author was denying them and the real purpose behind whatever they watched.

What it is is what it says on the tin, a draft.

It was not what made it into final form, and while perhaps interesting, whatever was cut or altered in there was done so intentionally and for a reason.

Using it to judge the end result (e.g. is Atticus Finch secretly a racist because he was racist in the original draft of To Kill a Mockingbird) is silly to me as they are not at all the same thing.

It's not a secret treasure map.

Someone on Reddit Posted a Thing

The other I see a lot is some wise spokesman comes along and, golly gee, they found the super-secret leaked thing that no one else has ever gotten their hands on with no reference to any legitimate sources it may have come from.

I'm not saying this doesn't happen or it's not a thing but I also think it's good form to be a little dubious about things as people on the internet can or do lie for something as little as internet attention.

But Back to Your Thing

Having not seen this script, or knowing what they put in screen directions (as this would be a screen direction as Breaking Bad never has once done narration) I'm a little dubious to believe they'd put that in there. Not helping is that this is something usually the director of the episode would decide (the screenwriter can do it but it's a little heavy handed to write in "now here's the part where Walter feels sad")

To answer your actual question, I don't think Mike ever really respected Walter. I think he initially pitied him, and we see him sighing and telling Walter "you know, you really should have someone watch your house" but very early into their acquaintanceship he's telling Gus that Walter's an absolute mess of a person and is telling Walter to sit down, do his job, and don't worry about Gus.

Now, I don't think Mike came to strongly dislike Walter until after Gus's death and when he's pressured back into joining. Even then, I wouldn't call it hatred, as he understands why Walter did what he did (he also thinks it's stupid and Walter could have kept his head down and gotten paid off and they'd all be happy) as he still does things like tell Walter he's a petty stupid man (which uh consequently gets Mike killed).

Respect though? I don't think Mike ever respected Walter. He acknowledged Walter as being dirty, just as he himself was, but that's not something Mike really respects as a personality trait so much as it means they're all in the same line of work. He also saw Walter as in over his head, but that's not respect.

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