slamminslamminmcgill
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First date idea: Smoking a joint with you on my lap and scrolling through your likes on tumblr, making you read them out loud as you grind against my thigh until i’m done then picking the ickiest one to tease and degrade you about while I break you over my cock for the next few hours. ♡︎
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got my ass and pussy fucked and devoured
ate ass and had my face sat on
got my pussy pissed in
a productive night
just had incredibly nasty rough sex
now i’m eepy
#we serve cunt here sir#not even joking every time he pulled out i was COMATOSE#could NOT move#eating ass got me feeling like dark souls HUMANITY RESTORED
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just had incredibly nasty rough sex
now i’m eepy
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Pedro Pascal - TUWOMT (2022) Deleted Scene "Chit Chat"
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write the fic i dare you
yes michael glory to the law offices of slammin slammin mcgill
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hey uh (cnc tw) just had an idea
would y’all be interested in a lalo x reader canon rewrite fic where reader is the travelwire employee and lalo holds you at gunpoint but he lets you live if you show him the tape and blow him/let him rape you
#we serve cunt here sir#lalo def the type to enjoy a blowjob with teeth#there are ppl like that i had one dude tell me to use my teeth and i was like….. deadass????#cnc tw#lalo salamanca smut#lalo salamanca x reader
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lalo wrapping an eight ball of coke in a condom, sticking it in a menstrual cup, and shoving it up your twat so y’all can sneak it over the border as he takes you on fancy trips w/ his cartel money 🥺
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bcs moments that live in my head rent free 1/?
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me flexing my tits to dazzle the judge in the middle of my trial for first degree murder
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better call saul gifs {1/??}
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Tony Dalton as Lalo Salamanca in S04E10 of BETTER CALL SAUL
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rereading my old fics specifically ch 2 of perrito bc i got raped a week after it was posted (acab)
and honestly i need to love myself more bc im so fucking smart and correct all the time
#we serve cunt here sir#sa tw#least egotistical cluster b haver#i’m correct abt manners of dicksucking tho#the golden rule: if you’ve never puked on a dick you’re not really about it#normalize accidentally (or intentionally if that’s ur thing) puking on dicks#sometimes you get a lil too excited#uh#this is good weed#blaaaaaah i wanna suck lalo ballsamanca
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if i was on death row id request to eat joel’s ass as my last meal
fuck an execution i’ll do it myself and asphyxiate myself in his ass
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We stand for the flag, & if you don’t like it, we don’t care. Cause we do things a little different round here.
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blahhhhhh i need to be cuddling j*el naked and having him stroke my hair while i got my face in his titties and he’s saying cute and nasty things to me i bet he’d smell so good i NEED!!!!
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