I will see the most pathetic looking loser boy who's terrible at human interaction and be instantly like OMG he's the cutest thing I've ever seen I wanna take care of him and pat his head and see him on his knees and grab his pretty face and
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The fact that The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is not only the reverse of The D.E.N.N.I.S. System by name, but in its actual goal:
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System ends with Separate Entirely and begins with the avoidance of going on a date. It’s purely about sex.
The S.I.N.N.E.D. System ends with Do You Want a Tissue? Dennis’ tried and true method to secure a second date, and:
it works for Dee but she sabotages herself—because she has no interest in pursuing a man romantically;
it works for Mac but he bows out—because he already has a man he’s pursuing romantically;
The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is about romance. Dating, consistently, something Dennis makes very clear he doesn't do...
Except:
"This is a man we're talking about,
it's always about him."
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I don't even know anymore
Slutty Michael is good Michael , sometimes happiness is a middle aged playboy bunny 🤷
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one of the funniest things is during all nine episodes luffy did not actively have one single plan except "become the worlds greatest pirate and find the one piece". he spent at max a month? less? at sea and everything he accomplished (taking down FOUR feared pirates in like a week, stealing the grand line map, finding a faithful and loyal crew, getting a bounty of 30 million on his head, etc) was mostly by accident. he stumbles into trouble and then proceeds to become the trouble
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I’ve been thinkin about Needletail again recently, so here’s her boyfriend Rain
He goes to another school
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Rin and Sae just hanging out together over popsicles is one of the cutest things in Blue Lock.
However, after Sae's betrayal, ice cream certainly stopped tasting the same for Rin.
Just imagine. You have your favorite delicacy and the person closest to you often buys it for you because they know you like it. You associate this ice cream with this particular person. But this person hurt you like no one else. You feel betrayed by them and start to hating them. From now on, your favorite food will automatically bring back memories of the person you always ate it with. Ice cream will always taste bitter.
Sae ruined Rin's taste of ice cream forever.
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In goofy David Tennant/Michael Sheen Loud news, my husband stumbled upon an edit with David Tennant and Michael Sheen about how they’re In Love ® and he’s been solidly on the ‘Yeah, they’re prob fuckin’ train because of me & he was like, “I don’t get it, they’re not physically compatible at all, one is really skinny and the other is cherubic—“ and I was like bruh you literally described the one who plays an angel on TV as cherubic 💀 💀 💀 certifyibly Good ™️ casting big rare W to Neil Gaiman
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