WHAT BRAND OF STUPID ARE YOU?

BASTARD STUPID

Swears are your language and crime is your profession. Your reason for doing just about anything is because you could, no matter how stupid it was. Why did you set that fence on fire? To watch it burn. Why did you put that bug in your mouth? To see what it tastes like. Why did you teach that kid to say fuck? Its funny. Keeping you around is like housing a cartoon villain but at least you know how to pick locks so that's a reason to let you stay

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑 𝐈𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐀 ?

Seafoam

clear water, milkshakes, crystals, agave, candy dishes, converse, seashells. your essence is seafoam: you lose yourself in dreams and drift away from reality. happiness is easier when alone; your sensitivity has borne you too many scars to risk honesty again. your imagination and intuition help you dive deep into introspection, at the cost of truly unfurling. you are the dreamer. you are the wallflower. you find kinship in like-minded individuals of teal, jade, sky, and sage, who similarly value their authenticity. you are also drawn to the diligent honeysuckle and coral, who will help you grow and turn your thoughts to reality. however, you may struggle to get along with the stubborn personalities of pearl and tawny who have no room for contradiction.

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ROMANTIC GESTURES

Bold = Definitely. Italics: Sometimes / depending on the situation or partner

holding hands (in public) · buying flowers · cooking · cuddles · writing a poem / song · holding door open · tying shoe laces · sharing a milkshake with two straws & one straw · offering their jacket when it's cold · kissing in the rain · publicly confessing love · long walks at the beach · doing the titanic pose on a boat · taking cute pictures in a photobooth · sharing a taxi / uber · kissing the back of their hand · slow dancing · getting tickets of their favourite artist / sports team / other · introducing them to their parents ·lighting candles · flower petals on bed ·love letters · star gazing · brushing / doing their hair · picnics · teaching them to play an instrument / sport while gently guiding their hands · compliments · late night drives · taking selfies together · drawing them · self-made gifts · massages· proposing with a family heirloom ring · lending them their favourite book to read · paying for dinner / coffee · mixtapes / playlists · surprise birthday parties · feeding them · handing them keys to their apartment · making space in drawer for their clothes when they stay over · sharing a blanket · couple costumes ·tucking a hair strand behind their ear ·running after them at the airport / keeping them from leaving · moving cities to be together · blowing a kiss · breakfast in bed · defending them in a fight (verbally / physically) · joint bubble baths · dropping the L-bomb ("i love you")· dedicating a song at the karaoke bar to them · wearing their clothes · yawning before putting an arm around them while watching a movie · granting them the last bite (from meal)

❛ i know you. how else do you think i found you so easily? ( sammy @ harriet)

@belovedstars

it was a moment, a mere moment, of weakness. that was what harriet was telling herself. hiding in the closet of her quarters because she happened to hear a man on the docks yelling, a man who happened to sound like her father, was just an instinctive reaction.

she wasn’t actually scared.

so when sammy opens her closet door, face full of worry and sympathy, she doesn’t cry like a baby would.

and if he notices the tears that definitely weren’t spilling onto her cheeks, he says nothing of it, instead reaching a hand in to hold hers.

“how…?” the rest of the question goes unsaid.

“i know you.” he says it so matter of factly. he knows her, knows every inch of her mind, more than she does sometimes. “how else do you think i found you so easily?”

he knows her. knows she would have pretended to not be frightened. knows she was actually terrified out of her mind. and he found her.

sometimes, at least with him, to be known is to be loved.

Are you dispensing professional advice now?

— AS SAID BY ZEVRAN ARAINAI (ACCEPTING)

"I could be. Are you looking at a change in careers, my friend?" zevran is clearly jesting, of course, because the wizard certainly does not strike him as the type who could make a living in his particular field of expertise. there is an artistry involved that mere technical knowledge cannot make up for. and you actually have to be able to sneak. sorry, gale.

"I know very little about spellcraft beyond its theatrics, which I deeply admire." elves are supposed to be inherently good with magic, so he has heard, so perhaps that is why he's always been drawn to its flash and flair. it helps that he's met a few mages who were very good at what they did. "So, alas, any advice I could possibly give on that front would be sorely lacking. But you know all there is to know already, no? You are a veritable fount of knowledge." so much so that zev's eyes may have glazed over once or twice when gale has really gotten into a particular topic. the man has a nice voice, so he doesn't mind... but if anyone thought the rogue never shut up.

"You bookish types are so charming, truly. Stick to your talents, they will serve you much better than anything I could possibly say."

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Another one of these but it's just me on discord

This feels like it should be a new meme template.

Steamed Hams, but Skinner is gracious.

I dunno if this is a meme anywhere, but I dont want to look: SEND ME A CHARACTER OR SHIP NAME FOR A TWITTER/TUMBLR TEXT POST THAT MAKES ME THINK OF THEM

This man has pent up anger, you cannot tell me otherwise

(2020) Throwback Thursday memes with e-dad. (Gurashi and Xenthos)

throwback to this comic i drew a while back

also here's a blank, go have fun with it

(and then get back to writing)