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chaoticcollectivestrawberry · 1 year

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Just a couple of scabs the desert

#they love each other really #or at least he loves her #meat loves no one #desert commander #aloy hfw #drakka hfw #horizon forbidden west #ps5 screenshots

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deep-sea-anemone · 2 months

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Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.

BUT. Have you considered?

They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).

Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.

The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"

Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"

"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"

"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"

Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout

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extrashortshorts · 2 months

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POV: your youtube recommendations after you clicked on one normal OP theory video

#and right after this one there will be the same thumbnail but with roles reversed #love/hate those things #sketch #one piece #rat haired shanks #and his meat neck #dracule mihawk #poor guy is suffering #:(#red haired shanks #omg the first thing that my tags choose was a RAT haired #nooooo #my tags are team “hawkeye”#they have their own mind #💀💀💀

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galacticgoldfishart · 3 months

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~Arin's Magical Girl Transformation~

#artists on tumblr #storyboard #2d animation #animation #rough animation #magical girl #magical girl transformation #my story ideas #I finally finished it #Yay!!#story's still kinda in limbo #I still love this story idea but my other one's got more meat too it #but for now enjoy!#I may post some sketches later

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circuscountdowns · 3 months

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I don’t think the crown works like this. added the full pages

#narilamb #cw suggestive #cw gore #had sir Chloe’s I am the dog on repeat for this one.#Pls understand they never actually have sex they just 4d chess mind games all the time and they think it’s better and are still in love #oh you desire to wax poetic to my skull? You are like baby watch this - eats u alive and u love it. Weirdos.#I hc that lamb has zero libido but godhood gives them huge desire to eat flesh n meat unfortunately #cotl art

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ggardengirl · 9 months

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what if we were best friends, and what if i fucked your boyfriend because i couldn’t fuck you, and what if i killed you—haunt me then!—and what if i ate you so i could finally have you all to myself, and what if i ritualized your death so i could consume you over and over again, and what if i didn’t know where you ended and i began, and what if we were both girls

#what if we kissed in the meat shed (one of us is a corpse)#i love toxic homoerotic besties #jackieshauna #shauna shipman #jackie taylor #yellowjackets #yellowjackets showtime #yellowjackets spoilers

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crow-person · 17 days

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don't trust a man that wont stop talking about his balls

#one piece #buggy the clown #my art #i want to put him in a meat grinder and see if he'll survive #he is the silliest guy and im in love with him #also gender as hell #every night i wish for a buggy pantie shot #but it will never happen so i'll do it myself

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inkskinned · 8 months

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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day #bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl #slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top #molto bene #(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)

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toytulini · 10 months

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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good'#like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches'#'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty?#you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

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luck-of-the-drawings · 3 months

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THIS THING IS SCUUUFFED AS HELL & ITS ALSO THE BEST THING I HAVE ANIMATED THUS FAR. IM SO IN LOVE WITH EMIZEL. JUST WISH I GAVE HIM MORE STUPID TATTOOS. NEXT TIME THO. NEXT TIME. I ALSO LOVE VEX&VIV SOOOO MUCH. charlies flavor of Deranged is my FAVORITE!!

#cw gore #jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #ACTULY FINISHED THIS A WHILE AGO. kept going back n forth between trying to work on it more or call it done #in the end i chose DONE!! i worked on this for a full day n a half. NO idea what possesed me but it is NOT happenin again anytime soon #i shall do better NEXT TIME!! in the meantime tho OH MY GOOOOOD WHO WANTS TO SCREAM ABT THE SUCKENING WITH ME #THE FUCKINNN THE FUCKIN THING WITH VEX N VIV BEING THE SHADOW LEADERS OF THE FANGS/DEMONS #OH MMYY GOOOODDD THATS THEIR LIL MEAT GENERATOR... THTS SO FUCKED UP AND COOL UUUGHHH I LOVE THEM...#THEIR FLAVORE IS SO WONDERFUL. I LOOOVE HOW SILLY THEY ARE. MAKING PUNS WHILE PULLIN A SCREAMING VICTIM APART #vex n his lil fashiony art workshop and viv n her sterile n clean doctors office #i bet she doesnt even HAVE a medical liscense. it would be funny if vex did tho. could u imagine #they main MEDIC in tf2 together. viv is the battlemedic while vex only pocket medics for her. COULD U IMAGINE #guh i could go on abt these two forever n ever n ever i LOVE THEMM i gotta draw em more....#OH ALSO before i run outa room. i should say. i took inspiration from a tf2 animation called POOTIS ENGAGED #the animator. Ceno0. uses black bars in the action sequences in SUCH A COOL WAYYY everytime i watch that video i feel inspired #oneday ill make more complex fight scenes... one day....#in the meantime UGHHH I LOVE THE SUCKENING SO MUUUCH CAN I JUST FUCKIN SAAAYY THAT I THINK EMIZEL IS A SMART COOKIE!!#THESE PPL FUCKING FEAR HIM NOW!!! 'SHAMIA SHAMI' IS NOW THEIR MORTAL ENEMY!! POWERFUL ILLUSIONIST. CANT DIE.#THAT PART AT THE END THERE WHERE HE FUCKIN. KILLS HIMSELF INFRONTA THEM. THATS SO AWESOME. THATS SO METAL. AND THEN HE COMES BACK!!#I WATCHED EP 7 ASWELL BUT I WONT SPOIL IT HERE. BUT OMYGOD. EMIZEL IS SO COOL AND CAPABLE N SMART N FUNNY N UGHHHHHH I LOVE HIMMMMM #OKAY THATS MY RAMBLE FOR THE DAY THANKYOU FOR READING. I READ ALL TAGS SO YOU SHOULD RAMBLE TOO. IF YOU WANT. IF YOU CAN.

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calciferstims · 20 days

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senshi stimboard

if you’re seeing this, then senshi wants you to take care of yourself and go eat some food <3

sources: 🧡🧡🤎 | 🥘🍲🥘 | 🤎🧡🧡

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crezz-star · 6 months

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egghead⚔️but its base bodysuit only

#crezztellations #one piece #roronoa zoro #ロロノア・ゾロ #My mind is stuck in this.#You cannot just give me Zoro in spandex and not..#make me think about this.#Look.... LOOK OKAY.#HIS EGGHEAD OUTFIT MAKES MY IMAGINATION RUN WILD.#//breathes #This is default in my brain. This is what i see in my Zoro fangirl vision. No matter how much the anime nerfed him. he is meaty and delicio #thats why Luffy loves him. he have so much meat and Luffy loves meat.#Its backless yes because holy moly the view of his back muscles.#BRAIN GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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mayasaura · 5 months

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But like. We might be unhinged waiting for alecto. We are. We are unhinged waiting for alecto. But i take comfort that no matter how unhinged we are. Alecto will leave us in the fucking dust

#the bitch blazed into our lives with this is how meat loves meat #what is she going to do next????#no one knows!#least of all alecto!!#and that is why she's that bitch of all time and I will live her ardently no matter what #the locked tomb #alecto the first #nona the ninth spoilers #ntn spoilers

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mintypsii · 2 months

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i love putting them in Situations

#lil personal birthday gift for meeeeeeeee #also HAPPY BDAY USOPP ILY MY BIRTHDAY TWIN #second bday art i made of him lol #i love the m but unfortunately that means i gotta put them through thr meat grinder sometimes #does anyone see a deleted scene of this cuz if enough ppl show interest then ill draw it #it's more drunk shenanigany than angsty hehe i was talking ab it with my bestie #op #one piece #sanuso #usosan #sanji #usopp #vinsmoke sanji #mintart #comic #my art

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xerorao · 8 months

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A story told in three parts

#one piece #lukoby #kobylu #cobylu #lucoby #monkey d. luffy #koby #one piece luffy #one piece koby #Me: luffy's true love is meat; i literally can't see him in a relationship with anyone #OPLA Koby: hold my beer #OPLA has altered my brain chemistry #for the better and for the worst lMAO-#sketch #rkgk

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beanghostprincess · 7 months

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thinking about zoro kissing luffy's cheeks. like. just that. luffy being all silly and zoro violently and loudly kissing his cheek in the wettest, and most aggressive way ever because his captain is just too cute. and then the dude goes away to sleep or smth because he just had the urge to kiss luffy all of a sudden.

#then luffy laughs and goes to cuddle with him #and he falls asleep in his arms #and zoro wakes up with the guy hugging him and dreaming about meat so he has a huge grin on his face #and zoro just has to kiss him again #and he kisses him all over his face while he sleeps #because zoro is a fucking simp and a sappy swordsman who loves his captain too much to handle #plot twist luffy is a little shit and when he wakes up he pretends to be asleep so zoro continues kissing him #another plot twist zoro knows he's awake he just doesn't give a fuck #zolu #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #one piece

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