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dear, issei matsukawa

the boy’s eyebrows furrow as he reads the words etched onto the crumpled piece of paper that fell out of his locker moments ago.

if you’re reading this, good. i hope u know this is a threat. don’t mistake this for a love confession. because it isn’t. only in ur dreams!!!

running a hand through his brunette coloured locks, he smiles a little at the sheer amount of sass laced in the small confines of this piece of paper. shutting his locker, he adjusts the strap of his one-strap backpack (which the sender of the letter made sure to add that they absolutely abhorred it with every fibre of their 5 foot something body), and he leans against the metal to read the rest.

i would very much like to punch ur face. but i’m strapped for time.

his eyes narrow and he stops reading. looks away from the paper — left and right — then looks back.

his smile only grows larger.

i will be waiting for u on the rooftop after practice on april 22nd where there will be no witnesses. because i don't want to go to jail. i have dreams after high school after all—

“dude, you okay?” takahiro approaches him with a water bottle. issei gladly takes it, a weird glint now present behind his eyes — one which he only carried during a match. he looks like a man possessed. it disturbs his strawberry-haired accomplice.

the boy takes a look at his friend, he looks down at the note, repeats that notion two more times, then laughs.

“some girl wants to fight me.”

—but for now, one of them involves ruining ur stupid little face! with my fist!!

“oh shit,” his equally stupid counterpart retorts with widened eyes and an intrigued tone, “is she hot?”

both of the boys — dismissing the fact that one of them was threatened with physical assault — laugh at one another, staring at the writing on the lined piece of paper instead.

“i dunno.” issei blinks, flicking the cap of the water bottle off with his thumb after he had twisted it. he takes a swig, returning takahiro’s cheshire smile with one of his own.

“guess i’ll have to find out.”

signed, your greatest nightmare.

the sky is tangerine when he steps outside. issei has not been up here a lot. he takes a deep breath in and out. he should come here more often.

“you’re six minutes late,” a voice pierces the silence, “practice ends at 4:30pm, 5:00 the latest.”

a girl with a face painted with scorn steps into view. issei has to physically hold back a laugh. he shadows her. she seems to notice, as her glare only seems to enhance when her once lightened face is put out.

“are you my greatest nightmare?”

the girl, despite the circumstances, is as relentless as a bull and as hostile-looking as a stray cat. she crosses her arms across her (in issei’s opinion) impressive chest. he tries to erase that thought from his mind. that was rude and kind of creepy of him.

“hell yeah i am.”

issei blinks. the sky’s reddish pink now. much like the girl’s eyes. was he seeing things? possibly.

“uh,” he plays with the collar of his shirt and she looks like she wants to bite him, “okay, alright.”

he scratches his neck, confused. his greatest nightmare in question holds back a smile at his concern. “can i ask why, uh, you wanna do this? you were sorta cryptic in your letter. also, aren't you in calculus one with me?”

the young girl’s mouth forms an ‘o’ but he doesn’t even give her the chance to answer.

“like, i get it if you hate me—,” he brings his other hand, five fingers wide in her face, eyes amplified and an almost sad sense of compassion painted on his features, “i totally do! i understand!”

“wha—”

“honestly, you know what, don’t even tell me.”

bending down, he turns his head to the side, exposing his cheek (and his sharp fuckin jawline). he looks at the girl through his peripheral vision, “go ahead.”

her visceral reaction is to express disturbance. she jumps away — both with perplexity and discomfiture.

“wha—what the fuck is wrong with you?!”

her eyes narrow in on his clear skin.

“are you—are you trying to make me feel guilty?! huh?!”

issei tucks his hands into his pockets, tilting his head to the side with pure, real bewilderment. “no, no, seriously go ‘head.”

her mouth opens and closes, like a fish out of water. her fists unwind and wind back up again, like a malfunctioning robot. ah, maybe he teased her a bit too much.

“are you done?” he asks, calmly.

the sky and her become one colour — and she pushes past him, slamming the rooftop door on her way out. “fuh—fuck you, i’m in food and nutrition!”

issei laughs to himself all the way home.

the next time he meets her is on april 25th, a monday.

it was during the aforementioned food and nutrition class. she was smart, planning her attack on a friday so that the weekend would come between then and now.

unfortunately, her plan backfired.

“hey, what’s wrong with your hands?”

and to add salt to the wound they were put in a group to bake sugar cookies. their other partners busied themselves with preparing the icing, so issei had her all to himself. he planned to use both of their times wisely.

“hives,” her grip on the wooden spoon tightens, as she smiles through her teeth, “no-good-reason hives.”

his eyes widened in surprise, narrowing in on the red welts lining her skin. issei had assumed they were bug bites at first.

“they’re not contagious — the cookies won’t be contaminated,” she answers his question before he even gets the chance to ask it, “the doctor said they are caused by stress though.”

their eyes meet for the first time since the rooftop incident — the message is delivered crystal clear. issei takes a moment to fully appreciate it before leaning one elbow on the counter, levelling down to her height.

she really looked as though she wanted to slap him at that moment. issei had a way with women.

“you know,” he starts, “i still don’t know why you hate me so much.”

her whisking grows more intense. issei takes a step back as flour is lightly thrown onto his apron. he brushes it off with a chuckle, slightly cracking his neck. every movement he makes only seems to annoy the girl further. he continues:

“like, ‘sides the type of backpack i own and how i’m built like a number two pencil,” he recalls the contents of the letter with a pressed grin, “i don't get what i’ve done to get this rep.”

it seems his efforts are in vain — as the girl silently picks up the large mixing bowl. he flinches at the sudden action, prepared to get a heap of flour, baking soda and salt poured over his head.

he closes his eyes but only feels something shoved in his chest. opening them, he sees that she has just passed him it instead of beating him with it.

“shut up and stir the dry ingredients.” she murmurs, eyes to the side and brows furrowed.

“yes ma’am.” he obediently, politely answers. keeping it short and simple. maybe she wouldn’t be offended by this?

wrong. her scowl only grows. she turns around preparing the wet ingredients. he stands beside her, keeping to himself, not bothering her with his many questions or idle chatter.

a moment passes. then another. the tension keeps increasing — until it doesn’t.

“how— how’d you just realise we share food n’ nutrition together?!”

“—so now she’s mad at me ‘cause i didn’t know she was in the same class!”

it is the next day and it is lunch time. issei has his favourite, hamburg steak. the bento box kept it warm, his mother filled his generously. but he is unsettled.

“that’s sort of an asshole move, man,” takahiro, next to him, mumbles through a mouth full of his mother’s gyoza. hajime passes him a napkin.

“oh, come on! like you know everyone in your classes!”

“uh, i do.”

issei glares at his friend who pays him no mind. he leans against his chair, looking out the window. tooru and hajime argue amongst themselves, picking delicacies out of each other’s lunch boxes.

“whatever! s’not like i…. didn’t know who she was. i knew she existed! just got the class wrong, shit.”

he lets his head fall back. takahiro takes a helping of his hamburger steak with his chopsticks. he does not even care.

tooru burps, hajime glowers at his gross behaviour, before letting his attention fall on his friend in distress.

“the way i see it, mattsun,” he hiccups, “she’s been tryin’ to get your attention for so long and you’ve never given her the time of day!”

issei lifts his head. tooru sends him a Tooru Oikawa smile and he rolls his eyes, slapping takahiro’s hand away from his lunch. clearly not getting any comfort from his presumed friends, he channels his worry to his stomach and takes a bite of hamburger steak. it’d always have his back.

“i think she likes you!”

he chokes. hajime pats his back, takahiro passes him his water bottle. he’s getting déjà vu. is he losing his mind?

“bull—shit.” he wheezes through pants, slightly sweaty at the whole ordeal.

“i’m serious!” the brown-haired boy insists, legs under his desk stretching, hitting issei’s feet.

“don’t you think so, iwa-chan?”

issei looks at his most level headed friend with hope. surely, he’d give a reasonable verdict.

“he’s got a point…”

issei gapes. “are you guys serious?!”

his eyes are wide, and he looks back and forth between takahiro, hajime and tooru. they all look at him like he’s the oblivious one. what the hell.

“did we just forget she threatened to assault me last week?!” issei reminds, elbows on his desk and his grip on his chopsticks tightening.

he was not really mad about it. just wanted to play devils advocate and give himself a reasonable explanation, since, clearly, his friends were insane.

“she didn’t go through with it, though…” takahiro murmurs, looking at hajime who nods. he pales.

looking towards tooru — his last hope, which was already a terrible, terrible sign — the light behind his eyes is weak. the brown-haired boy smiles, forming an L shape with his thumb and index finger which he places underneath his chain, and winks.

“i think it’s kinda cute!”

kill him.

“you think she’s dead?” sana whispers.

“dunno, it’s been 20 minutes.” kirari answers, not lifting her gaze from her smartphone.

“should we call an ambulance?”

both girls turn to one another. one, stuffing rice in their mouth. the other, sipping on 2% milk. they shrug and continue with their antics while you lay in front of them on your back, staring up at the ceiling with a blank expression.

“this is it,” you finally say your first sentence since lunch break began, “i have to transfer schools.”

suddenly shooting up, you stand in front of your friends who lean against the wall. the hallway of the maths department was always empty at seijoh; a perfect area to express one’s concerns.

and you were about to lose your mind.

“don’tcha think you’re bein’ a little bit over dramatic?” sana inquires, giggling at the end of her sentence as she watches you trot back and forth.

“no. no i am not.”

kirari rolls her eyes. you bite your bottom lip, dramatically staring out the window on your left.

“i—i can’t show my face,” you surmise, hands burying themselves in your hair like some sort of paranoid person, “he’s— he’s out to get me, i know it.”

“i still don’t know why you dislike—“ you glare at kirari, she sighs, fixing her sentence midway, “hate matsu—“

you fall to your knees, pushing your index finger to her lips. her straw is still in her mouth and her phone almost falls out of her hands. she widens her eyes at your irrationally anxious face. sana chuckles again.

“don’t say his name! he could be listening!”

kirari glares at you, opening her mouth. before she can bite you you already move your hand away. she finishes off her milk, snorting when she recalls what you’d just uttered, placing the empty carton next to the space between her and sana.

“pssh, what is he, god?” she rolls her eyes, looking towards her other currently stable accomplice for a reaction.

“maybe!”

your response only silences both of them. you look back and forth between them, awaiting their next retort that you can argue against. you debated a lot when you got worried. and you were very worried. your plan of punching matsukawa in the face had backfired. he’d caught you completely off-guard, even with all the extra precautions and practise you’d put into the plan! it should have never ended up like this! you just wanted to smack him, graduate, and forget all about his 6ft, bushy browed, toned body and comical personality!

but sana and kirari’s replies only make you want to kill yourself more than you already do.

“y/n-chan, you’re so cute!”

“wish i had someone who talked about me like that…”

“shut up!!!”

it’d been months since the incident. the calm before the storm.

they are paired up for their final food and nutrition assignment — bake one dish using all of the food groups and form a comprehensive brochure detailing its caloric and nutritional content.

they sit next to each other. one, pale. the other, gone deaf.

issei had been trying to get through to you — for the assignment.

he was really doing well in food and nutrition and didn’t want to completely bomb the final assignment which would make up majority of his grade.

so, he let bygones be bygones. really, he wasn’t even upset at you or anything. he felt like he was the one who’d done something wrong — because every time he’d even think about approaching you, you’d run for the hills.

did he smell bad?

anyways. he’d asked around and found out two of your very close friends. it…, wouldn’t be considered weird if he’d approached them, he thinks. it’s for the project. and you did not give him much leeway.

he was desperate.

“hey! hey wait up!” he hollers after he spots the two girls whose descriptions he’d gotten from acquaintances in class.

the school bell for dismissal time had rang. they were near the shoe lockers. it was monday. no volleyball practice. which was perfect.

sana is the first to hear him. she turns around, looking through the hoard of students. it doesn’t take long to spot issei however, as he practically towers over the entire third year student body. her eyes widen, and she loudly shuts her locker close. kirari who leans against the other lockers, is on her phone. when sana yanks her sleeve and tugs her towards issei she’s clearly caught off guard.

“hi!” she exclaims, smiles and all.

issei looks between the two. the students slowly dwindle away. he forces an uncomfortable chuckle as kirari stares at him, unperturbed. he scratches the back of his neck.

“i’m—,”

“we know who you are,” sana interrupts, putting out a hand for him to shake, “it’s a pleasure to run into you, matsukawa-kun.”

“oh, oh okay, great, heh..” issei grabs her hand, giving it a firm shake. he looks in between the two. fuck he should’ve gotten their names. now he really did look like the asshole.

“kirari,” the cool headed girl thankfully doesn’t seem to take offence. neither does her bubbly companion.

“sana!”

“ah, hi, kirari-san, sana-san.” he stutters, noticing he’s still holding onto sana’s hand, to which he quickly lets go of, “i— i’ve seen you guys around y/n, and, well…,”

he drifts off, hoping they’d catch his sentence. sana smiles — and she looks like something akin to a sly fox. issei gulps as the girls share a look.

“oh, y/n-chan! hehe, why, of course!”

kirari looks up at him. a weird glint behind her eyes. issei makes a silent prayer.

“come with us.”

“—and this was y/n totally wasted at kirari’s birthday last year! she’s s’much fun when you give her a drink!”

“heh, oh, wow.”

issei had spent the past half an hour standing between two very gossipy girls. but, it was kind of fun. sana kept him entertained by oversharing her friendship with the girl who was currently the bane of his existence. (or, maybe not existence. that was a bit too much.) kirari had added in her inputs every now and then, but mostly just reacted at sana’s outrageous claims.

but, it was nice. he thinks you have some pretty good friends.

“—sana-chan! kirari—“

at the sound of the voice all three patrons were currently discussing about — they all fell silent. issei thinks about making a break for it but she turns the corner and it is too late.

the smile on your face falls. you blink, eyes instantly landing on the tall frame of the boy you had been avoiding the past couple of days — standing between your precious friends. they wave at you, a teasing smile on their faces.

“hi,” issei mutters, waving his hand awkwardly.

“what…. what is—“ your mouth falls open and close. it reminds issei of the day you first met.

suddenly, sana’s phone blares with a voice all too familiar to yourself. it resembles your own. or, rather, it’s exactly your own after downing a couple of mojitos you’d made at kirari’s place.

issei looks at you with a sense of pity behind his eyes and your cheeks light up. face painting with scorn, you raise your fist in defeat.

“i—i hate you guys!”

you really did not. but you cannot be weak in front of the adversary. running the direction you came in, your heart pounds with such humiliation it consumes your lungs.

now issei had successfully wooed your friends. he’d gotten your troops to rebel against you and what’s more — he pitied you for it. you puff your chest despite your discomfiture.

this meant war.

the next food and nutrition class is quiet. but not the typical quiet that issei was used to. there was an almost visible tension between the two of you. he sits across from you, on the other side of your desk.

he’d moved there when sensei had announced that the pairs should get together to work on their project. you hadn’t made any initiative to come to him, so he came to you. but no matter how hard he stares at you, your gaze remains downcast towards whatever the hell you’re writing.

he bites the inside of his cheek. his older sister said that some girls get really silent when something is bothering them. he gets that. sometimes he does that too.

he’d narrowed down the possibilities of you being upset to two:

you simply did not enjoy being around him, wanted to punch him, etc.

you were upset that your friends had shown him a… vulnerable side of you to your sworn enemy.

taking both rationales into consideration, issei sighs, before forcing a smile onto his face.

“you know, i’m kinda a lightweight myself.”

he murmurs, resting his cheek in the palm of his hand. the other mindlessly scribbles something in his notebook. did he just use a marvel reference in real life? god, he was so cringe.

he dares to look at you, and you dare look at him back. like a deer caught in the headlights. you both widen your eyes simultaneously.

when he sees your lips twitch and a grin form on your face — be it out of embarrassment or whatever — he feels a heat burn in his chest. but as soon as they came — both the burning and the smile — it went.

“just,” you mutter, brows furrowing, “let’s focus on the project, yeah?”

issei snaps out of his trance, chuckling a little and a genuine, small grin slowly morphing itself on his features. “yeah, uh.., ok.”

silence descends upon the two of you. it is normal. the two of you have not much to share. but issei thinks, maybe, because you seem to be in a happy mood, he has the chance to get in your good graces.

“you… look nice when you smile.”

he curses himself when he utters those words. was that not creepy of him? it sounded better in his head. but, you really did. then again, all you’d shown him were the occasional glares or nothing at all. so he was really making do with morsels.

he feels a gaze fall on him. he looks up once more, and notices your flushed face.

“i—“ you furrow your brow, “…shut up.”

your pencil strokes grow more agitated, and issei smiles like a cat. he focuses on his notes, too, encompassing your shorter legs between his longer ones.

he asked for your phone number — for the project.

you gave it to him — for the project.

you text him first. it is right after practice. his shirt was off and he was rummaging through his gym bag when his phone buzzed with a notification.

looking behind him, issei watches as kyoutani and yahaba fight over a towel. takahiro was occupied with chugging water right after his shower, and tooru and hajime were playing candy crush on the latter’s phone.

he looks at his own and notices you have sent him a message. he looks back and forth, left and right, before unlocking his phone.

>> (04:19) [img.034 attached]

>> (04:20) we could make smthn like this

a screenshot of an omurice recipe takes over his screen. his eyes gravitate to the upper portion of your search bar. you were using your cellular data, and your battery seemed to be full.

reading the recipe — he notices it does indeed include ingredients from all of the necessary food groups. he rubs his neck with the towel resting around his shoulders, and sends a text of his own with one hand.

>> (05:32) slay

>> (05:32) that looks yummy 😋

thinking of killing himself for messaging you the way he does to takahiro, issei rubs his temples with his hand. shoving his phone in his bag he pulls out a fresh shirt and puts it on.

shutting his locker close, he holds his bag to his chest. humiliated beyond belief.

another buzz. another text. taking his phone out to meet his fate, he notices you have indeed responded. swallowing a lump of spit that’d formed in his mouth, he swipes to unlock his phone.

>> (05:34) [img.045 attached]

his eyes widen — like the protagonist carrie in the movie carrie he’d watched last night — as he observes the cristiano ronaldo gif you’d sent him. a meme. unlike carrie he wasn’t feeling homicidal. he looks up from his phone to notice only the 2nd years have left. he looks back down when he realises takahiro and company are not watching him.

he gives your image — cristiano — a ‘haha’, goes out to buy profiteroles with his friends and rides the bus home.

he smiles when he thinks about you during dinner.

the next day, of course, your text conversation is the first topic to be addressed between the two of you. when sensei tells partners to get together to work on the assignment — you walk up to him, he walks up to you.

“hi,” he is the first to speak.

you open your mouth, close it, then open it again “..hi.”

you can feel him staring at your hands so you hide them behind your back. he can tell that you’ve hid them because of him and looks up, almost towards the ceiling but not quite.

he starts, “about the—,”

you cut him off midway, both hands up, almost as though in surrender.

“it, was funny,” you blurted out, unthinking, “you’re really funny.”

he makes a sound that’s between a choke and a laugh. you huff a little at the noise. your eyes meet. one, two, three seconds pass. you smile at one another for the first time that day without looking away.

you sit in your bed on your knees, hugging the rilakkuma plushie sana had bought you many months ago on a whim. your phone sits on your pillow, a metre away. you stare at it — contemplating — scratching your left hand with your right.

you breathe in, and lunge for your device.

>> (06:24) brw

the wind is knocked out of your chest when you realise you spelt your abbreviation wrong. and issei had already read it! what the hell!

realising there was no going back, you make a measly attempt of recouping.

>> (06:25) btw**

>> (06:25) u decided what ur gonna do after school yet or nah

you reread your text message 5 times. your heart pounds and you think about setting your hair on fire when you do not a receive a response—

>> (06:27) ye

your phone dings, and you spring up, looking at your device once more.

>> (06:27) prolly gonna major in mortuary science

raising an eyebrow, you relax, resting your elbows in your rilakkuma plushy’s round body. you wonder where he’s sitting right now. wonder what he’s doing. did he just have dinner or does his family have it a little late?

you only manage to type one phrase.

>> (06:27) damn

>> (06:27) ur gonna b playing around w dead ppl

you smack your face with your phone, dramatically falling onto your back. raising your device high, high above your head by stretching out your arms, you watch as the three dots, signifying him typing, come and go.

>> (06:28) lmfaoo

>> (06:28) sorta 😎

you giggle. then you wrinkle your eyebrows at your reaction. you punch rilakkuma in the face.

>> (06:29) my dad owns a funeral home, so, kinda just following in his footsteps 🚶‍♂️

your eyes widen a little at this admission. entertaining the enemy to extract personal information was never part of the plan. but issei was really interesting. and you were a very nosy girl.

>> (06:29) being a mortiscian sounds like a depressing job

you admit. he corrects your spelling shortly after.

>> (06:29) mortician *

>> (06:30) whatever 🙄

>> (06:31) i thought that too

whatever issei was currently typing next must be long, because two minutes had passed — and yet no response. getting bored and growing forgetful, you close imessage and start playing a shitty ad-filled tetris mobile game you watched issei play during class. he had tilted his phone to give you ample viewing, and told you the name after class was over.

a notification banner pops up. you lose the game and read his full response.

>> (06:34) but, u know, helping a deceased one’s family and friends and giving them a well send off is something that takes a lot and i think it’s really beautiful

issei was really, really interesting, you surmise. you only want to punch him in the face even more than you already do.

>> (06:35) …trye

>> (06:35) true**

>> (06:35) now i sound like an household

>> (06:35) asshole**

>> (06:35) tf

your cheeks feel hot. another notification lights them on fire.

>> (06:36) 😭

arguing amongst teenagers is like pigs wrestling amongst themselves in a mud sty. sooner or later the observer figures out that they're enjoying it. kids forget easily, and issei was no exception to this saying.

he rests his head on his arm, which is laid across half of the table. you sit across from him, pencil crayons surrounding your work area which he invades. you’re colouring their brochure — issei had done the research and you were putting it all together. you got permission from your teacher to leave the classroom.

working with you was easy. a melodious 50/50. no icing, but the softest of cakes. issei really liked it that way. he stares at you, head leaning diagonally. his hand’s only a couple centimetres away from the sleeve of your uniform.

if he was not thinking any better, he’d say you were warming up to him.

“the other day you asked me what i was gonna do after graduation,” he interrupts the silent library quiet, you don’t look at him, you’re relaxed, “well, i told you mine. what ‘bout you?”

“ah,” you smile cheekily, staring down at the paper you colour. issei’s eyebrows raise, “i dunno.”

setting your carnation pink coloured crayon down, you stare at him — eye to eye — no intimidation, no worry. issei’s chest pounds.

“i think i’m gonna take a gap year, save a little money, you know.” you admit, resting your head in the palm of your right hand.

he sits up, suddenly growing very self-conscious around your welcoming personality.

“for real?”

“not everyone’s a hundred percent sure like you are, matsukawa-sama,” you jest, grinning directly at him.

issei breaks eye contact first. he doesn’t know where to put his hands. they’re in his lap. that should be fine for now, right?

“i… don’t wanna make any haste decisions.”

your concession surprises him. he looks at you again. you look serious, maybe even a little upset. he always regarded you as someone so well put together. at least more together than himself. but he was a lot like you. in a way.

you add on, “i also don’t wanna end up in thousands of yen in debt.”

that elicits a laugh from him. a light fills his chest. he can almost feel it explode and flow into the dimly lit library the two of you sit in. like a small bubble encompassing only you and him.

“you’re really smart, you know.” he cannot help but compliment you, laying his arm across the table once more. resting his face on it again.

you tense a little at his sentence. he can see you look down. he leans his head so far down until his chin hits the desk.

“what’s that?” his face is below yours now, smiling and bright, “did i just make the y/n smile?”

“shut upppp.” you push his face away with your hand that barely covers his forehead. he laughs.

lifting the brochure, you cough, holding it wide open and next to your face for him to see, “kay, how’s this?”

“pretty.” he says, not looking at the brochure, “really pretty.”

you can sense that he was anxious about something. his frame was hunched, sitting next to you. the sight would be very comical if you were a third party viewer. but you threw yourself on the playing field and he wasn’t making any signs of leaving. so surely you wouldn’t admit defeat and bail before him.

it was never supposed to be like this. but now he was riding the public bus home with you.

“we—, the volleyball match for semi-finals is next week,” he whispers.

the library was busy this week. the two of you were practising your presentation — how you’d discuss your assignment to sensei. you didn’t get much done. you knew there was something on his mind.

“you know—if, you, or, you know, like, you and sana-san and kirari-san aren’t busy,” you turn your face towards him the same time he does. his voice slows down, “you…guys, should come.”

he’s scratching the back of his neck. you’re supposed to say no.

“i—,” what the hell are you saying, “sure, i— i’ll ask… them.”

he smiles, relieved. he was not joking you think, and you pale at the thought.

“cool,” no, no this was not part of the plan.

“cool.” no it is not cool — this was not cool — it was the opposite of cool. turning your sight to the upcoming stop you sigh out of relief when you realise it’s yours.

you stand up. “this… is where i get off.”

do not make eye contact. do not make eye contact. do not make eye contact. do not make eye contact.

“oh— okay, see you.., later?”

you make eye contact. he’s smiling at you. his mouth is stretching so much. you gulp. you feel like puking.

“yeah, yeah, for sure.” the bus heaves, you start walking away, still looking at him over your shoulder. and he’s looking at you. the person in front of you shoves you a little. he looks away for a moment to glare at them. you hurry your footing.

“bye— bye.” you add in, once more. you need to stop.

“bye,” he mumbles just loud enough for you to hear.

he’s watching you from the window when you exit. it is windy and lightly raining. a sun ray beams from out of nowhere, lighting his features. you turn around, smoothing the behind of your pants.

your heart pounds against your chest, you whisper ‘bye’ to yourself as you walk on the sidewalk, 7, 8, 9, 10 times in different tones of voice.

he was blushing, you recall.

why the hell was he blushing?

the next week, seijoh had lost. but you did enjoy seeing matsukawa sweaty and desperate.

sana and kirari say something about oikawa being incredibly delicious looking on the court, even though he’d fallen on his ass setting his last ball to iwaizumi. but you weren’t really paying attention to him before that.

you leave them without saying anything — but you are certain that both of them know you would not leave with them. waiting near the doors of the gymnasium is awkward. especially as hoards of students, parents and other guests leave. they occasionally stare at you — probably thinking you’re someone lame just loitering around.

but you look down. waiting only for one person.

you don’t know how much time had passed. but as you finally hear nothing at all, you know he’s about to come.

the gymnasium’s door opens for the umpteenth time that day. you put your hands in the pocket of you sweater. the sound of sneakers approach you. you look up, and see him.

“hey,” he says, towel around his neck, still wearing his uniform, “uh, sorry you had to, ah, see that.”

you cough, standing up straight and lifting your back from the wall. adjusting your skirt, you put down your hoodie.

“what’re you talking about? you all played really, really well.” and you meant that genuinely.

issei makes a face between a smile and a grimace. you cannot help the grin that forms enough

“ah, well,” he trails off, looking down the empty school hallway, “not well enough.”

you raise your eyebrows. you thought they played really well. but, it was a sad occasion you suppose. the 3rd years wouldn’t be able to play again — at least for their seijoh’s team — after this. you sigh.

“you gave it your all,” you daringly place a shaky hand on his arm, “i just hope oikawa-san didn’t break his leg going for that set, though.”

issei laughs a little at your remark. you’re glad. flowers bloom in your chest at the first positive sounding noise to leave his mouth.

“he’ll bounce back,” he looks back at you, voice hushed, only directed towards you, “he always does.”

he says it with so much sincerity it makes your heart quake. you look away to a random corner. just say it, just say it — “you— you were especially, really.., great.” — you said it!

looking back up at him, his face is flushed, despite the fact that you know he had just cooled down. was it because of you? the prospect makes your stomach flutter.

“thanks — thank, thank you.” he manages to stutter.

an awkward silence falls. the telltale sounds of tooru serving the ball, and it hitting the floor with a resounding ‘thump’, followed by takahiro’s loud complaints is all that is heard. you feel a little out of place.

“so—…”

“i, should get going.”

you both pause in your sentences, looking at each other, waiting. it seems as though he pleads first, as he complies with your statement.

“oh, uh, yeah—,”

“no— no, uh, were you gonna say something?”

“huh— uh, no— nah,” he shakes both his hands in front of your face, dismissively, “i should get going too. coach’s probably…”

when you sense now is not the time, you comply as well. which was very out of character for you. but it was for him — you suppose.

“yeah, uh,” you escape from in front of him, walking backwards as he turns his frame to watch you leave, “bye— bye!”

he smiles, “bye..”

you nod, bowing, for some reason. you want to die. but not in front of him. so you turn away, running, letting the heat in your chest simmer.

now you are lying in his room. only a couple of months have passed since you embarked in this idiosyncratic affair with your number one combatant. but they do say to keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

“graduation’s in a couple months,” you throw your foot over his leg. what a load of bullshit that saying was, “i just, was wondering…”

he lowers his arms, his hands holding a psp, high enough to display his gameplay to both yourself and him. you chew on the red bean rice bun his mother gave you as a snack.

“yes?”

you heave a sigh, swallowing the sweet dessert whole, licking your fingers. you can feel him stare. you stop.

“you have a ride to the ceremony?” you ask.

his hold on his gaming console falters. it would be quite funny if he dropped it on your face, you reckon. you deserve that much.

“uh, yeah— yeah,” he mumbles, “my, uh, parents are gonna drop me off, and, uh, attend…, too.”

you jut out your bottom lip, nodding your head. “ah, …nice.”

putting his play station down, he rolls over onto his side. his left hand bent at the shoulder, holding his head, and his right hand laid over his side, holding his psp. his bicep flexes — and your eyes dart to the area. dumb idiot was just showing off.

he stares at you. for a while. you look up at the ceiling, wondering how you got here. wondering why it feels good. truthfully you know the answer. you like him. you like him a lot. and maybe he likes you, too. he did show you his one piece figurines the other day and cried with you while watching the jungle book (1967). you don’t think most boys would do that without someone they — at the most — tolerated.

“was there anything else?” his voice is close.

you turn your head over, hair sprawling itself over his sheets, looking him in the eye. maybe he liked you. but you were a bit afraid.

you shake your head. his eyes widen, then rest.

“oh— okay.”

he resumes his game, although he becomes more sloppy with his play style. you think it’s because of you. you really hope it’s because of you.

the graduation ceremony came with much fanfare. it was a bit boring, though. issei had to wake up extra early to iron his clothes and walk the dog. he was becoming an adult man but that didn’t mean he was exempt from chores, his mother told him.

whatever the hell that meant.

he received his diploma, shook the principal’s hand, another teacher’s hand, then another teacher’s hand, his parents made a big commotion taking pictures, and he sat back down.

he’d watched you receive yours as well. but you did not make eye contact with him. that bummed him out a little.

but the ceremony was now complete. surrounded by his friends and finally being able to talk freely without the weight of being told to be quiet is exciting. but his eyes travel everywhere around the hall, looking for one person.

his phone buzzes with a notification. and another. and another. and then another.

>> (5:00) issei

>> (5:00) pls.

>> (5:00) meet me outside near the gymnasium exit

>> (5:01) it’s an emergency

he never told takahiro, hajime, and tooru farewell so quickly. he’d never ran so quickly. you took a lot of his firsts.

finally, he spots you. standing. unmoving. he breathes a sigh of relief, crouching down in front of you and placing his hands on his knees.

“you know, you have a knack of calling me to the weirdest meeting places—”

“i—, i really like you.”

that shuts him really quickly. he feels like he’s in a fever dream. it is quite hot out and his graduation cap and gown are not making this any easier.

“i can’t look at you please shut up.” you mumble, nimbly, even though he was not speaking.

“uh, okay..” he obeys, standing up straight.

“shut up— don’t.., just,” he can see you somewhat kneel over, as though you were feeling lightheaded, “i can’t talk properly when i’m looking at you.”

“i… think you’re really, cool. and i like that. i, wanna know more about you.”

his heart hammers like the wings of a dragonfly. the sound of cicadas serve as background noise. he feels fuzzy.

he walks up to you, in a daze, and he can only engulf you in his arms. “i really like you too,” he utters, breathless, “i like you a lot.”

“a lot?”

“a lot.”

his arms tighten around your frame. he can feel you shiver a little and it only makes his cheeks burn even more. turning you around — and you, strangely, letting him — he cups your face in his hand. he is dreaming. he must be.

“can i kiss you?”

“no. no i’ll die.”

he laughs. perhaps he isn’t.

“you’re really dramatic, you know,” he brushes your cheekbone with his thumb, “i… like that about you.”

“please,” he leans in close, he wants to be the only thing on your mind, he’s so happy he can die, too, he thinks, “can i please kiss you?”

“..okay.”

he kisses the girl who wrote him a letter 4 months prior, behind the gymnasium doors, after graduation. it is mundane — the context is odd — but it makes his mind soar.

you walk, hand-in-hand, back to your people.

“is this not stockholm syndrome?” takahiro murmurs. “they both seem to be happy.” hajime shrugs. “mattsun, i’m so proud!” tooru cheers, earning him a knee to his leg.

he lets you go for a moment — but his eyes still remain on you. you’re laughing with kirari and sana. he doesn’t mind the teasing. he’s enjoying himself a lot.

you look at him mid-conversation and smile, blushing. he smiles, blushing back.

they finished food and nutrition with flying colours.

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REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 07/10/2023 (Jung Kook/Jack Harlow, Ed Sheeran's 'Autumn Variations', 163Margs/Digga D)

Content warning: Brief mentions of violence, sex and... corpses (last two only loosely related)

For a fifth week, Doja Cat reigns on top of the UK Singles Chart with “Paint the Town Red”, and it’s a semi-busy week ahead of us so welcome back to REVIEWING THE CHARTS!

Rundown

As always, we start the episode with this week’s notable dropouts, songs exiting the UK Top 75 - which is what I cover - after five weeks in the region or a peak in the top 40. For this week’s goodbyes, we bid adieu to “Single Soon” by Selena Gomez, “Rave Out” by Turno, Skepsis and Charlotte Plank and some big hitters like “Barbie World” by Nicki Minaj, Ice Spice and Aqua, “Padam Padam” by Kylie Minogue, “Relax My Eyes” by ANOTR and Abel Balder and finally, “REACT” by Switch Disco featuring Ella Henderson and the late Robert Miles. These are honestly mostly a shame, I like the vast majority of these songs.

As for our returns, we don’t have any, but as for our gains, there is a pretty long list, all over the chart too. This week feels kind of like a rehaul, and redecorating the walls, bear with me, we have “Little Things” by Jorja Smith at #65 off of the album - more on that later - “Escapism.” by RAYE featuring 070 Shake at #59, “On My Love” by Zara Larsson and David Guetta at #57, “Mr. Brightside” at #55 (Jesus Christ), “Would You (go to bed with me?)” by Campbell and Alcemist at #48, “Feel It” by Jazzy at #45, “Calm Down” by Rema at #40, “Back on 74” by Jungle at #36 (yay), “Got Me Started” by Troye Sivan at #34 (ugh), “ecstacy” by SUCIDAL-IDOL at #33 (huh), “Liquor & Cigarettes” by Chase & Status and Hedex featuring ArrDee at #29, “Dog Days are Over” by Florence + the Machine at #28, “Used to be Young” by Miley Cyrus at #26, yes, I’m still going, “What Was I Made For?” by Billie Eilish at #25, “Snooze” by SZA at #20, “Bittersweet Goodbye” by Issey Cross at #19, “DNA (Loving You)” by Billy Gillies featuring Hannah Boleyn at #18, “My Love Mine All Mine” by Mitski at #15(!) and all the way to her first top 10, Tyla at #10 with “Water”.

The top five of this week’s UK Singles Chart starts with a debut from Jung Kook of BTS featuring Jack Harlow at #5 with “3D” - more on that later - and the rest is standard: “Prada” by casso, RAYE and D-Block Europe at #4, “greedy” by Tate McRae at #3, “Strangers” by Kenya Grace at #2 and of course Doja Cat on top. Now it’s time to get through our rag-tag group of songs debuting in the top 75 this week.

NEW ARRIVALS

#74 - “Mosquito” - PinkPantheress

Produced by Greg Kurstin, PinkPantheress and Mura Masa

We don’t know when that next PinkPantheress full-length is coming, but for now it does make sense to keep pushing out singles and seeing what sticks. She adds Greg Kurstin as a co-writer and producer alongside more expected collaborator Mura Masa in a song about spending problems, jauntily recounting over glading acoustics and a thumping backbeat about spending a fortune out of sheer will, acknowledging how much she’s losing but becoming attached to materialism and possessions instead of finding much human connection. I do appreciate the swell of strings in the chorus and how well the guitars play off of that, alongside her nonchalant flutter in the back, but as with most of her tracks it does feel a bit underdeveloped, and in this case, a bit derivative as the verse treads the exact same lead vocal melody as her collaboration with Skrillex and Trippie Redd from earlier this year, “Way Back”. With that said, it’s still a good foundation and the increasing submerge of the song into the whirlpool of strings is a pretty good way of signifying a lost cause, yet I really feel like a bridge is needed to cement that a bit further. If there’s an album in sight, I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt given that this could work a lot better in that context but as is, it’s just good, needs that little extra to be great.

#69 - “Stick Season” - Noah Kahan

Produced by Gabe Simon and Noah Kahan

This song from 2022 by folk singer Noah Kahan has been a sleeper hit for a while and perhaps in part due to a recent cover by Olivia Rodrigo, it got one last push that resulted in it finally cracking the top 75 criteria. Kahan is a singer-songwriter in a pretty traditional sense so there’s a lot of lyrical detail here, regarding a breakup of a long-distance relationship, with that, the weather and the ongoing pandemic pushing Kahan inside, isolated from communication aside from his friends coming around for Christmas, over a sprinkling of twangy acoustics and stomp-rock percussion that’s increasingly tedious. Kahan’s jumbling of the meter is charming but dampens the impact of an otherwise pretty effective chorus, and the bridge’s solo is a tad underwhelming, so we have a pretty nonchalant-sounding song fronted by a singer whose voice I’ve never liked and still not gotten used to, and backed by a dated pounding of a drum that gives me a migraine come the final chorus. If what was inside your sandwich was great but the bread slices at the top and bottom had gone off, you sadly end up throwing away the whole sandwich.

#63 - “Babydoll” - Dominic Fike

Produced by Dominic Fike

And now for a particularly more modern singer-songwriter, with another sleeper hit, but this one is even older, appearing on his 2018 demo EP before he blew up to the level he is at now. I can only assume there’s some TikTok virality to this because there really isn’t much to this as a song. We have a simple riff with some cool countering over-dubs, placed beside a typical steady indie drone of percussion and Fike’s lead vocal which would be decent if he had any convincing rasp but alas, he just sounds like a prepubescent Anthony Kiedis, especially when he’s “rapping” in the completely unfitting verse, essentially acting as a bridge - or awkward insertion of a completely different song - with bizarre flows, monotone whining and odd interruptions amidst the continuation of a still tedious rhythm section. I guess this is only a demo but that’s why you don’t release everything you make, kids, because this is just nothing to speak of with a confusing mid-section seemingly grabbed from elsewhere in the drafts. Now for something probably a whole lot more finished…

#50 - “Feelings” - Jorja Smith featuring J Hus

Produced by DAMEDAME*

I have yet to listen to Jorja Smith’s newest album falling or flying but it did debut at #3 and produce a charting track here, probably thanks to a feature from J Hus. The chanting that starts the song is pretty exciting before we have that drizzling of reverb coating everything, from Jorja’s echoed vocals to the surprisingly intricate bassline, which sounds drier when placed against that pattering of Afrobeats drums. Content-wise, it’s a bit of a scuffle where Jorja succumbs to J Hus’ temptation for some Sexy Times, and interestingly enough, not only does the guest rapper stay on topic, he handles the chorus, playing a really effective back-and-forth foil to Ms. Smith, even if he’s not nearly as good or as nuanced a singer and performer. He goes for a kind of Wyclef Jean yelp that makes him sound a bit less convincing and more desperate, which is just interesting considering how well Jorja’s convinced, or at least seems to be from her second verse. As with the rest of the singles, the production details - even if a bit more minimal this time around - are impeccable and very smooth, especially with the swirl of strings after the pre-chorus and distant sound effect-esque loops that decorate J Hus’ incredibly charismatic rap verse. The disharmony between the two is actually a pretty interesting narrative touch, especially since Jorja is just echoing what J Hus is trying to convince her with, almost as if this is being played back in her mind and she might be a bit more regretful about that as implied in the first verse and pre-chorus. I might have to give that album a listen because this level of detail and interpretation, if carried across a full album, would contribute greatly to the already good year of R&B for me. This is brilliant.

#49 - “Magical” - Ed Sheeran

Produced by Aaron Dessner

Ed Sheeran released his newest album on his own label, Autumn Variations, which still went #1 but is largely an acoustic-focused album produced by Aaron Dessner of The National with decidedly very few hits. I have yet to hear it in full, but it still produced two charting songs, with this one very much in Ed Sheeran’s wheelhouse: it’s a cute, kind of staccato love song with his choired-up multi-track vocal he often delivers nowadays. However, it’s not for bittersweet purposes like it often is: it’s a love-struck track with an echoing, kind of distracting drum pattern, a really melodramatic synth and bass swell that doesn’t end up damaging the subtlety of the song mostly because there isn’t all too much to begin with. Sure, it’s a subdued ballad, but it’s one that adds odd tension through trap-influenced drums that are mixed in a muddy, kind of gross way below the very heavy vocal focus, and the lead melodies here get very saccharine and pretty infuriating quite quickly. It’s a shame, because it’s a very genuine and cute track lyically, but it’s also too simple for me to forgive the production misgivings here. Thankfully, he has a second shot later in the chart.

#38 - “Hide and Seek” - 163Margs and Digga D

Produced by SJ Beats

It’s pretty funny to me that there is a solo version that’s actually longer. Even people relying on Mr. D for hits and are otherwise unknown don’t seem like they want to have Digga on their songs too badly. Anyway, this church organ is pretty much the lead melody despite how basic and empty it is, and even then, it’s somehow clipping and the sample chop is painfully obvious and awkward. That sheer incompetence should be all you need to know because whilst 163Margs has some promise in terms of his energy, his flow isn’t new and his content is just a lot of gang violence not delivered particularly interestingly, and then we have Digga D giving so much detail I’m surprised the government hasn’t investigated him a second time. I don’t even have a problem with this kind of content necessarily, but I wish the production or delivery was in any way compelling, because I’ll forget about this very soon.

#27 - “American Town” - Ed Sheeran

Produced by Aaron Dessner

I’m not sure if this counts as a single push exactly, but this is the furthest Ed’s going with this rollout so the song better have some potential and yes, this is more of what I expect from Ed, especially writing wise, with the intricate details that emphasise how real the narrative is whilst also being able to detach it from a lot of pop culture - the pre-chorus has the line “live the life we saw in Friends” which I think is particularly poetic considering Ed’s place in the industry - as well as wordy but charming moments of culture shock that come with being in love with an English girl in an American town. The production is a lot less distracting here too; I wish the shaking percussion was lower in the mix or not just there but the filtered synths, kind of sounding like farty horns, make a bit more sense than I feel like people will give credit. It’s a nostalgic song that muddies the clash between past and present, or Hell, even future in the bridge, and those horns as well as the more subtle synths add a lot of detail in an honest, vintage-sounding way. It’s not perfect-sounding, but that’s much of the appeal. It’s also sadly nothing new from Ed, it’s a pretty expected pop-folk cut that sounds a tad rough around the edges but not enough to threaten its radio play. Overall, it seems pretty solid but it’s not exactly convincing me that the full album is worth checking out.

#5 - “3D” - Jung Kook featuring Jack Harlow

Produced by BloodPop and David Stewart

Well, I figured “Seven” would need its follow-up soon enough and Jack Harlow is definitely a very approachable American rapper for a collaboration, though I’m not sure if the addition of a western guest rapper is doing as much heavy lifting as how effortlessly catchy the songs can be, so I hope he doesn’t end up getting someone on every track he releases. Regardless, this song is about Jung Kook from BTS wanting to have sex with you. If that puts you off immediately, I mean, you won’t like the Jack Harlow verse. Regardless, we do have an arguably more subtler set of lyrics here, with Jung Kook wanting to get straight to the choose over a much more solid, funkier groove, backed by a simple but effective bassline and choppier drums, alongside a weird Latin guitar intrusion that kind of works--oh, this is a Justin Timberlake song. He even sounds like Timberlake a lot of the time, with about as much charisma and weird hip-hop crossover attempts. If anyone is going to produce a Timberlake lite, BloodPop is probably a good choice, and Jung Kook has the playful ad-libs, no-holds-barred commitment to the bit and more chemistry with Mr. Harlow than I really expected, given that Jack actually gives some backing vocals on the chorus and references the BTS star’s sex appeal on his verse… though not his, which is kind of funny. In fact, Jackman is oddly slippery here, and it’s largely for the best as the beat gets much more percussive, with him slipping through flows and flexes, and making good use of a corny counting conceit, as well as saying that you would have thought the girl’s body was a dead body with the way he told all of his friends to come look. I will admit, it’s a pretty corny, hard to take seriously song but I don’t think I’m supposed to, and both guys have enough fun without really overdoing it into ridiculous territory… except for when Jack Harlow ad-libs “Spy Kids” in the background, that… that was stupid. Oh, and PC Music and hyperpop pioneer A.G. Cook made a remix which makes way too much sense yet ends up way worse than you’d think considering his expertise. It’s pretty ugly.

Conclusion

This really was not the best week, though far from the worst, as we have a lot of middling tracks, but the only real great song here is “Feelings” so Best of the Week goes to Jorja Smith and J Hus, with a loose Honourable Mention to “Mosquito” by PinkPantheress, I guess? As for the Worst of the Week, I think there are quite a few snoozefests, but 163Margs and Digga D end up with it for “Hide and Seek”, with a Dishonourable Mention for “Babydoll” by Dominic Fike. Ed Sheeran’s “Magical” was closer than you may expect though, I really don’t like that one. As for what’s next, it’s Drake, Drake, Drake, so thank, thank, thank you for reading and I’ll see you next week!

#uk singles chart #pop music #song review #jung kook #jack harlow #ed sheeran #autumn variations #163margs #digga d #jorja smith #j hus #noah kahan #dominic fike #pinkpantheress

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oldgooddaysoldgooddays · 2 years

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“R is helping me fix my balcony door and already coached me through how to ask an engineer to install my new cooker”, I text V from my couch, “king behaviour”. We spend a great deal of time discussing how R is a god among men, his extensive knowledge of art handling / fixing things combined with a salesmanship that is neither creepy nor oppressive. Endless patience. In a bunch of ways I owe him my life because he put my work on V’s desk 5 years ago. I’d known him for a couple of years before that, when he was R of Old, a lost chain smoker who lived in a building without floors and smelled of blood because he temped at a metal workshop. Once he bought a pair of confusing pink cargo pants with - I can’t explain - multiple geometric tassels snaking up the leg I hated him when we first met in the project space I’d been invited to work at for free, as the token woman. He was significantly younger than the other men and they bossed him around, so R tried bossing me around a little to establish dominance. I was an actual teenager and dutifully tended bar, was never allowed to touch the press releases in Adobe InDesign or meet with quote-unquote important visitors. Instead I helped each artist with menial tasks and ran out for Actimel. I learned a lot about how a show is made, how long it’s meant to take, which nobody teaches you at art school but should I was never allowed to choose the music we listened to at any time of day, such was the doubt in my tastes. R would put Beyoncé’s “Halo” in such heavy rotation at the after parties I still cant listen to that song without feeling like a nobody. But my god, could R dance. His midriff had a life of its own, his legs balletic. He danced the way extroverted gay men dream of dancing. Once he stole a black-light from the gallery he would later leave to work for V, and installed it in the project space. I remember his insane gyration and his lit-up teeth moving to the lyric “I’ve been drinking / I’ve been drinking” He and I watched each other grow up. He saw my worst heartbreak and my becoming an artist. I saw him try to make art, then his early pains of working for V and his long term relationship developing its solid foundation. At some point we both started making money and dressing nicer We became colleagues - my paintings partially contributing to his pay check and his diligent support making my paintings happen. We both got sober, and R kicked cigarettes. I didn’t kick cigarettes but I did learn to drive - perhaps the only thing I have in my arsenal that R doesn’t. We see each other buy property which, as two kids of divorce, means something special. I want to mock his AirPods but know he could clap back with my wearing Issey Miyake to paint in. Both phenomena are obnoxious in their own ways, but both were also hard-earned. Now the guy who ordered us about at the project space is paid to wrap my paintings according to R’s specifications. We know he thinks we’ve sold our souls to some imagined art world devil, which you only really hear from people who didn’t get a seat at the table. This is why the embittered art handler is such a reliable trope. Most people from that project space era have an axe to grind; but all I wish I could do is thank them for bringing me to R, who brought me to V, who made everything I make what it now is. I also saw a cat give birth to kittens during a party, got so drunk I thought I was going to die, and saw someone shoot a rat with a gun

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sugamamacustard · 3 years

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🍢 🍡 (A/B/O) Menu 🍡🍢

My A/B/O verse ↦ Here! My rules ↦ Here!

Appetizer (🍚)= Angst Dessert (🍪)= Fluff Breakfast (🥞) = Social media! AU Lunch (🍙) = non-specified AU! (Other than social media; Mafia! Werewolf/vampire!, angel/demon!, etc) Supper (🍘)= Smut/ NSFW Happy hour (🍸) = Yandere Specials (🍮)= My personal favorites 🍡 🍡 🍡 🍡 🍡 🍡 🍡 🍡 🍡 🍡 🍡 🍡 🍡 Order up!

↳Reach so high ( 🍪)

Summary: You’re used to the world around you not being kind to the vertically impaired, but you and you’re alpha get through it.

Ingredients: Alpha! Tendo Satori, Alpha! Nishinoya Yu

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN)

↳ Sweet Little Chick ( 🍸, 🍙(Mafia! AU))

Summary: The Karasuno Crows fell to the will of one person and one person alone. You were expected to do the same to the mama crow.

Ingredients: Alpha! Mafia boss! Sugawara Koushi

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN-- But Reader ends up in a dress and thigh highs, so take as you will)

↳ Come see me ( 🍚, 🍪, 🍮 )

Summary: Being a manager for Nekoma was a thankless job, but one you were proud to do. You were surrounded by alphas who wanted what was best for you and in turn, you wanted what was best for them. However, sometimes what’s best for them…may not be best for you or your omega.

Ingredients: Alpha! Tetsuro Kuroo

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN)

↳ Knock me out ( 🍪)

Summary: When your omega demands to see your alpha, you can’t help but oblige, but unfortunately, someone else see’s you before he does.

Ingredients: Alpha! Hajime Iwaizumi

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN)

↳ Fire man ( 🍘 )

Summary: Your heat hits unexpectedly and it’s up to your alpha to help you through it. How is he doing it?

Ingredients: Alpha! Tetsuro Kuroo, Alpha! Toru Oikawa, Alpha! Kotaro Bokuto

Serving: Omega! Reader (Fem!)

↳ Double Trouble ( 🍪)

Summary: Inarizaki is known for many things above the surface, but only few know what great treasure lies deep within the pack.

Ingredients: Alpha! Osamu Miya, Alpha! Atsumu Miya

Serving: Omega! Reader (Fem!)

↳ Level Headed ( 🍪, 🍘, 🍮 )

Summary: Betas were known for one thing and your alpha loved you all the more for it. So he shows you his gratitude.

Ingredients: Alpha! Hajime Iwaizumi

Serving: Beta! Reader (Fem!)

↳ Please don’t let me go ( 🍚, 🍪 , 🍘 , 🍙 (Shifter! AU))

Summary: You were excited when the other packs joined yours, even finding solace in one of the alphas of one, but suddenly, you weren’t needed. Wanted. Not what he desired. And that hurt. So you do the only thing you can think of. Try to find someone who will comfort your poor omega heart.

Ingredients: Alpha! Kuroo Tetsuro

Serving: Omega! Reader (Pretty GN, but I said the word c*nt, so take it as you will)

↳ Please don’t let me go (Part 2!) ( 🍪 , 🍙 (Shifter! AU))

Summary: Thanks to Kuroo, your place in the pack has been cemented. But what made it waver in the first place? How can the rest of the pack change what has already happened.

Ingredients: Alpha! Kuroo Tetsuro

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN)

↳ Feral animal ( 🍪, 🍮 )

Summary: You just wanted to get the boys to practice on time. You weren’t prepared to deal with this. Good thing you had a guardian angel- or should we say, dog.

Ingredients: Alpha! Kentarou Kyoutani

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN)

↳ One more time ( 🍪, 🍮 )

Summary: You loved your small little family, but your alpha felt there was something missing.

Ingredients: Alpha! Toru Oikawa

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN, but a baby is born, so take it as you will)

↳ Puppy ( 🍘, 🍮)

Summary: It wasn’t supposed to hit you as hard as it did, but when your heat came and blindsided you, you were left staggering for a way out. Luckily, your alpha knows you better than anyone else.

Ingredients: Alpha! Kentarou Kyoutani

Serving: Omega! Reader (Fem! Reader)

↳ Two for one special ( 🍪 )

Summary: You weren’t even a manager. You were a medic for the Nekoma team and yet, you still caught they of not one, but two, powerhouse alphas. What could go wrong, right?

Ingredients: Alpha! Satori Tendo, Alpha! Yuu Nishinoya (Poly)

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN)

↳ Rut ( 🍘)

Summary: You and your alpha have been through so much together, but how are the reacting when their rut hits?

Ingredients: Alpha! Tetsuro Kuroo, Alpha! Atsumu Miya, Alpha! Kiyoomi Sakusa

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN)

↳ Helping hand ( 🍘, 🍙 (Mafia! AU))

Summary: You were always so good for your alpha. There are some things that fall out of your control however, things that may put a wrench in your good behavior.

Ingredients: Alpha! Mob boss! Kenma Kozume

Serving: Omega! Reader (Fem!)

↳ Spare some? ( 🥞, 🍘 , 🍮)

Summary: You simply ask for Daddy’s Cummies. How are these alphas reacting?

Ingredients: Alpha! Satori Tendo, Alpha! Toru Oikawa, Alpha! Wakatoshi Ushijima, Alpha! Kenma Kozume, Alpha! Yu Nishinoya, Alpha Keiji Akaashi

Serving: Omega! Reader

↳ Let me help you ( 🍚, 🍪) (Now with Part 2!)

Summary: Because of unseen circumstances, you drop, and you drop hard. How does your alpha help you/redeem himself?

Ingredients: Alpha! Toru Oikawa, Alpha! Hajime Iwaizumi + Part 2 includes Mattsun and Makki.

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN)

↳ All Mine (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 ) ( 🥞, 🍪, 🍮)

Summary: You alpha sees someone flirting with you, he’s not happy/ This time you see someone flirty with your alpha and your not happy.

Ingredients: Alpha! Hajime Iwaizumi, Alpha! Issei Matsukawa, Alpha! Tetsuro Kuroo, Alpha! Osamu Miya, Alpha! Atsumu Miya, Alpha! Suna Rintaro

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN)

↳ After hours ( 🥞, 🍘)

Summary: Some spicy messages between you and your alpha~

Ingredients: Alpha! Atsumu Miya, Alpha! Osamu Miya, Alpha! Wakatoshi Ushijima, Alpha! Kentaro Kyoutani, Alpha! Rintaro Suna, Alpha! Eita Semi

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN)

↳ Keeping you close ( 🍪, 🍘)

Summary: Your alpha catches some low-bit, pathetic excuse of an alpha trying to get with you and he’s determined to but a stop to it.

Ingredients: Alpha! Rintaro Suna

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN, until the smut)

↳ Lips like Sugar~ ( 🍪, 🍘,🍙(Sugar Daddy! AU))

Summary: Toru Oikawa had no qualms about paying a pretty little thing to hang off his arm, but he expects you to be at his beck and call for the price tag you come with. And if you aren’t? He’ll put you back into your place real quick.

Ingredients: Alpha! Toru Oikawa

Serving: Omega! Reader (Fem! Reader)

↳ Back me up ( 🍪)

Summary: Pregnancy can bring out both the best, and worst, in any and all alphas, and yours is no exception. Life, however, is unpredictable in every sense and sometimes, the worst and best parts get melded into one– and make you fall in love with your alpha all over again.

Ingredients: Alpha! Kotaro Bokuto, Alpha! Wakatoshi Ushijima

Serving: Omega! Reader (Fem! Reader)

↳Baby, it’s cold outside ( 🍪)

Summary: After waiting for your parents to come pick you up, only for them to never come, you can’t seem to get warm. Lucky, for you, your alpha is there to help you get warm!

Ingredients: Alpha! Takanobu Aone

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN)

↳Kiss it Better (🍪)

Summary: You love spending time with your alpha in the kitchen, unfortunately it’s a little bittersweet for him.

Ingredients: Alpha! Osamu Miya

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN)

↳Again ( 🍘,🍮 )

Summary: How much can you take before your alpha breaks you?

Ingredients: Alpha! Tetsuro Kuroo

Serving: Omega! Reader (Fem! Reader)

↳Feed Me ( 🍪,🍮 )

Summary: Some times, people do things because it’s what they think is best. You don’t tell your alpha about some weight gain you’ve noticed, and try taking care of it yourself because of this.

Ingredients: Alpha! Keiji Akaashi, Alpha! Wakatoshi Ushijima, Alpha! Rintaro Suna

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN)

↳ Day and Night (🍘)

Summary: How do you and your gamer alpha spend heats and ruts?

Ingredients: Alpha! Kenma Kozume

Serving: Omega! Reader (Fem! Reader)

↳ Crash Course(🍪)

Summary: The relationship between Iwaizumi and Oikawa is always a confusing one. No one is quite sure what it is and where exactly you fall into it. Well, you guys do and that’s all that matters.

Ingredients: Alpha! Hajime Iwaizumi, Platonic! Alpha! Toru Oikawa

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN)

↳✨Intimidating✨(🍪)

Summary: Alpha’s are scary creatures. Going up to them is scary, and honestly, you were never sure you would ever be able to look one in the eye. Unfortunately, your omega was dead set on one particular alpha– one who seemed so much more intimidating than any other alpha you had seen before.

Ingredients: Alpha! Issei Matsukawa, Alpha! Satori Tendou

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN)

↳✨Daddy cats✨ (🍪, 🍘)

Summary: What’s life like with not one but two alphas at your beck and call?

Ingredients: Alpha! Kenma Kozume and Alpha! Tetsuro Kuroo (Poly)

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN until the smut, then it's fem! Reader)

↳✨Olympic level✨( 🍪)

Summary: Sometimes your air-headed alpha makes you question your sanity. Luckily, you have some back-up to get him back in line.

Ingredients: Alpha! Yu Nishinoya

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN!)

↳Time Bomb ( 🍚,🍮,🍙(Non! A/B/O) )

Summary: Anger is an ugly emotion and can bring out the worst in all of us. Mid-argument, it pushes your boyfriend into dangerous waters, threatening your very relationship. Is your relationship strong enough to survive?

Ingredients: Koushi Sugawara, Wakatoshi Ushijima

Serving: Reader(GN!)

↳Paparazzi ( 🍪)

Summary: Fangirls are nice, yes, however they tend to get in the way of simple things such as passing your classes. You won't take their harrassment laying down though.

Ingredients: Alpha! Toru Oikawa, Alpha! Yuji Terushima, Alpha! Atsumu Miya

Serving: Omega! Reader (GN!)

More to come!

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chimielie · 2 years

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you know that we'll win

summary: Oikawa x Figure Skater!Reader. A summer sport player shows up at the winter games, sowing seeds of discord via social media lives. Sequel to this, but can be read as a standalone.

word count: 1.8k

cw: bad jokes, oikawa being cringe, subplot where hanamaki becomes an influencer

a/n: i'm so tired from staying up to write this it literally hurts wtf. anyway this was inspired by 💎 and i finally got around to it. diamond anon if you're still out there i miss you i love you

“Hello, Beijing!” Oikawa waves at his phone, which is propped up haphazardly by a half-eaten tray of airplane orange chicken, four safety pamphlets, and hope, his smile so wide it threatens to break his face in half.

“Hello, hello. I’ve just landed, we’re about to get off the plane, I just wanted to pop on and film a little something! And say hi!” Over his shoulder, the headless torso of internationally renowned best friend and Japanese volleyball athletic trainer Iwaizumi Hajime can be seen behind Oikawa’s headrest, lifting a carry-on suitcase. Something his phone doesn’t quite pick up is barked at the setter, who sticks out his tongue in an aside to the camera but apparently complies. “I have to go because Iwa-chan needs help carrying things, as if his biceps aren’t the size of his head— don’t drop it on me! No! No! I’m getting up!” Oikawa, Olympic medalist and, in his spare time, supermodel, shrieks indignantly as he reaches up to grasp the luggage before it can crush his skull or, worse, his obscenely expensive haircut. “I’ll talk to you later,” he beams at the camera, his straining arms displaying not unimpressive muscle definition in what looks like an uncomfortable position for mere mortals, which Oikawa is not. “Peace out!”

OIKAWA begins trending on Twitter within minutes as fans theorize about the volley-star’s unexpected appearance at the Winter games, two days ahead of the Olympic opening ceremony.

The live screen opens to the image of Oikawa, now buried beneath a blue beanie and lit poorly from a combination of flash and tunnel lighting. Comments roll in about the smoothness of his skin even without any of the usual gimmicks, which he brushes off with a combination of self-satisfied pride and genuine gratitude.

“Yeah, it’s cold here,” he points at his hat. “Not so much in the car, but I like the hat they gave me. Gotta represent, you know?”

“Represent what?” The voice comes from offscreen. The camera swivels to face the two men he’s squished in with. One wears a cap with Oikawa’s cartoonified face printed onto it, while the other has a crown spelling out his name. Both have matching skinny blue sunglasses, though the one with the cap wears them perched over his brim. Diehard fans will recognize them as former teammates Hanamaki Takahiro and Matsukawa Issei from the depths of his Instagram, which features three thousand and seventy-eight posts, dating back to the time he was sixteen. They are also recent viral sensations in their own right for a TikTok video that garnered over a million likes and secured a number of brand deals for Takahiro “Makki” Hanamaki— a lucky break for the influencer, as he was fired in the process of making the TikTok.

“I’m just representing,” sighs Oikawa. A second later, he looks down at the screen, tapping through the influx of comments. “How am I doing? I’m doing great, really, nothing like the Games. Yeah, I can say that. Happy birthday, Ariana. Happy birthday, Jia. Show Iwaizumi’s back muscles? He puts them all over the Internet himself, all his handles are iwaizumihajime04, because he peaked in high school.”

“I will crash this car,” threatens the driver, who is revealed upon closer look to be the very man.

“Don’t crash the car,” complains Matsukawa. “My cat is being babysat by my little sister and she’s not responsible enough to have her forever.”

“Iwa-chan can’t show you his back muscles because he’s driving,” Oikawa continues chatting. “Why are you in Beijing? For the Olympics, silly.”

Light floods the car as they finally exit the tunnel, bathing Oikawa in a natural glow and illuminating his shining brown eyes.

“No, I’m not competing,” he frowns at the camera. “Even though these two fans are wearing their merch—” a chorus of protests sounds beside him, and he cups the phone in his hand as though it will protect listeners from the flood of denial— “I’m loyal to volleyball. I’m just here to cheer on a friend!”

“Some friend,” snorts Hanamaki, and the screen goes dead.

OIKAWA: Trending with #somefriend, #olympicmindgames, tooru live

“Hi, guys,” Oikawa makes a peace sign up at the camera, winking and posing. “Sorry for hanging up on you earlier, someone knocked my phone out of my hand, but anyway we’re checked in at the hotel and now we’re waiting for a car to take us to the village! No, I can’t tell you what hotel we’re at. Everyone’s really nice, though, some people have even recognized me! We’re in a rush so I can’t chat for long, which I feel bad about. No, I’m not surprising my friend, I think I’m not even allowed to do surprises at the Olympics. They know I’m coming. Hopefully, you’re watching this video, but you’re not, because you don’t even care about social media or me or anyone in this cold, cruel world. Please text me back. I miss you. I love you.” For a moment, his tone is indecipherable: a joke or a true plea? Thousands will debate it while his publicity managers cry at their desks.

A honk sounds, clearly startling Oikawa.

“Gotta go, guys, see you in the village!”

BREAKING: Oikawa Tooru hints at Beijing Olympian significant other; the market mourns the loss of 2021’s most-wanted Japanese-Argentinian bachelor.

“Shittykawa, what are you doing?” The video quality is blurry, perhaps because the holder is moving quickly. “Stop running away! Where are you going? Tooru!”

The bellow is muted by distance, and quickly, a shut door. A grinning Oikawa comes into frame, breathing quickly.

“So I know I said no surprises, but I’m in your dorm,” he says to his three million followers as if they were you. “And you’re not back from practice yet. So now we wait.”

The viewers watch as he tests the bed (smart), the flag up on the wall (unstable), the charging station (a tripping hazard). By now, they’ve determined the team, and the comments come in too quickly to read as people beg for more information to pick apart. A few of your teammates pass through, revealing the sport, and don’t seem at all fazed by the presence of some guy in your space.

One approaches him to ask him to give you a message, then hugs him and pats him on the back, prompting a flurry of guesses, but when he bends down to the camera and mouths it’s happeningggg, the audience finds themselves deterred yet again.

The final agonizing minutes before your arrival are spent sitting on your bed, legs swinging, eating your reserve snacks. His heartbeat picks up with every footfall he can hear from outside, every entry into the outer apartments. His lips are bitten pink and raw from needless nerves.

The handle turns. The door clicks open.

Enter you, stage right. Your head is turned back, still caught in conversation with someone outside, but your mouth snaps shut when you see him, staring at you helplessly like he’s a pining wreck all over again.

“I missed you,” you say his name and it’s the first blush of spring and it’s the sweet scent of citrus, and he lunges for the phone to turn the camera off.

You’re still clad in your uniform, sweats pulled over your lower half, barely diminishing the effect your legs and abdominals and neck have on him. He’s free to look and touch and taste, now, but he rushes into your embrace first and foremost.

You collide in the middle, his arms wrapping around your waist and your legs interlocking at the ankles around his thighs. You two stay like that for as long as you can, even collapsing onto the bed when he can’t hold you up any longer. He pets you softly and you shriek wordlessly into his neck, venting all the frustration and excitement and anxiety you’re feeling.

“It’s okay,” he soothes. “I know.”

“I know,” you mumble. “It’s so crazy. It’s always so crazy.”

“Good crazy or bad?” He asks, pecking you on the forehead.

“Good,” you say, scrunching up your face. “Always good. Did you see that I got better gifts than you?”

“You didn’t,” he gasps, but the smile on his face is unflagging. “You better share with me.”

“I will,” you roll your eyes. “It all goes back to the same house, you know that, right?”

“Mm,” he considers. “Say it again.”

“As of six months ago, we live together,” you laugh. “And, if what I heard outside is true, you just told the whole world about it.”

“I didn’t say that,” he rolls his eyes. “We were gonna do it during this trip, anyway. It was more fun than during a press conference.”

“I’m not blaming you, I’m glad, I’m just saying,” you poke your tongue out, accidentally licking his cheek. “Ew.”

“Ewww.” He licks a stripe up your cheek.

“Get off,” you try to push off of him with the effort of a baby koala. “Ugh, fine.”

“You’re fine,” he teases. You groan at his cheesy tone. “Can I take you out after you win gold?”

“I’ll be busy,” you grumble.

“Oh yeah? With what?”

“I went to McDonalds after the last Olympics and it was the best meal I’ve ever had in my life,” you say, closing your eyes in bliss at the memory.

“You weren’t even competing, dork. I took you there.”

“Did you?”

“Rude,” he licks you again.

“Stop that!”

“I’ve put my tongue worse places.”

“Oh, my god, stop that.”

“Make me.”

You do. Thoroughly. Over and over again until his friends break into the room, complaining about runaway volleyball players and interminable mazes and something about the Japanese ice skaters.

That day, Oikawa makes a post. First is a selfie of himself in the stands of the rink, beaming while you hold up a peace sign down on the ice. Second is a more artistic shot of him watching you, his chin propped on his hand and his lips parted while you lift a leg up past your head. Third is a photo of you (three-time Olympic figure skater) and Oikawa (three-time Olympic figure skater’s biggest fan) kissing in front of a banner held up by two men in TOORU hats. The photographer is rumored to be Iwaizumi Hajime, but wearing a hat with your name on it. This rumor is not supported by the press and those who repeat it are liable to be sued for libel. The caption reads:

“I’m never gonna shut up about this and I don’t apologize. #Baejing2022.”

Meltdown: Winter and Summer Olympians reveal new relationship status

Oikawa Tooru looking at his S/O compilation

Days before the Games, Oikawa Tooru and Y/N Broke The Internet.

#oikawa x reader #oikawa tooru x reader #oikawa toru x reader #oikawa tōru x reader #oikawa fluff #haikyuu!! x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!! fluff #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu!! x reader fluff #haikyuu x reader fluff #hq!! x reader #hq x reader #hq x reader fluff #hq!! fluff #hq fluff

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maizumis · 3 years

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— HAIKYUU BOYS REACTION TO YOU FALLING ASLEEP ON THEM

ft. bokuto koutarou, rintaro suna, iwaizumi hajime, sawamura daichi, tsukkishima kei

note: female reader❗ first post!! enjoy babies<33

❦ BOKUTO you were actually tutoring him with akaashi, an hour in, and akaashi had a family emergency so now it was just you and him. "so you're telling me I can solve an equation with a letter in it? damn that's so crazy!", "We actually saw this the past year, that's why we are tutoring you, so you don't fail", "no need to be so harsh" he tells you while his hair deflates, so you replied with a lazy smile on your face "sorry bo, why don't you solve the equations while I see how you make them?", "yeah! that sounds good!", he practically yells at you with the happiest smile on his face as if he wasn't studying for a subject he was failing. third equation and you were finding comfort on koutaro's neck, so much comfort that you end up falling asleep on him. "hey, how am I doing? you didn't tell m- oh you're sleeping, I should call akaashi to ask him what to do" he tried to look for his phone in the quietest way so you wouldn't wake up, and once he finds it, he called his friend, "akaaaaashii", "bokuto-san, why are you whispering?", "she just fell asleep on me and I don't know what to do", he tells akaashi with a little desperation on his voice, "oh, okay, carefully put her on your bed and please make some snacks or tea for the girl when she wakes up", after a little more of small talk, he hangs up the phone and brings you to bed in the gentlest way he can, quietly making his way to the kitchen to make some tea for you.

❦ SUNA lazy afternoons were actually something pretty common with suna, today after school you two went to his house and now you're lying on top of his naked chest, one of your hands on it while the other one is brushing his brown looks, at the same time, suna has his arm wrapped securely around your waist, watching some shitty movies on his laptop. "listen pretty thing, if you fall asleep first you're gonna have to make me dinner", "as if I would fall asleep right now sunarin... we both now I'm gonna make dinner anyways, you should really ask 'samu for some help in the kitchen", "don't you dare bring up another mans name while your literally on top of me". forty-five minutes into the movie and he started feeling something wet on his upper body, "baby the movie isn't even that sa– oh, you're drooling", he chuckled to himself, carefully cuddling you the rest of the movie, thinking how lucky he is for having you, and once the film is ending, he decided he would make dinner this time around; "Rin, are you in here?"', "in the kitchen, doll", he tells you a little loud so you could hear him, "I'm sorry I fell asleep", you yawn while wrapping your arms around his torso, "don't be, look at me now I'm making dinner but, this" he gestures to himself "is husband material, you shouldn't waste it", and damn he is right, who on his right state of mind would let him go?

❦ IWAIZUMI his unconditional love for you was noticed for everyone, except you, of course. as his and the other boys childhood friends, you were always invited to hangouts, except the ones that were just for "the boys" as they claimed. today's reunion was at issei's house, tooru and you begged for a Disney movie night, makki was saying that it was for children just so his friends couldn't see the excitement in his eye that wasn't unnoticed to your eyes. making your way to the couch, hajime signed for you to come to sit on his lap for the rest of the movie night, a thing you kindly accepted. "single lives matter, you know", issei says with a fake pout, "just shut up and let me enjoy, caterpillar brows" you told him while iwaizumi's arm tightens around your waist. your favorite part of the movie was coming so tooru said with an excited tone, "look cutie-chan, Megara is about to sing with the muses!... cutie-chan? you're ignoring me?", Hajime looked at you because tooru was right, that was indeed your favorite part of the movie, only to find you crushed on his neck slightly snoring; "shut up shittykawa, she's tired, let her sleep", he whispered, wishing his teammates didn't see the blush on his cheeks, "you know iwa, your cheeks are kinda matching my hair right now", makki told him trying to hide his laugh, "what happened iwa-chan? cat got your tongue?", tooru's remark was what send him over the edge, so he replied with "I will not hesitate to throw a ball to all of you next practice", he thought he could handle the teasing if that means you would be by his side like this more often.

❦ DAICHI you were exhausted from today's activities, not only you were on your basketball school team but exams were just around the corner so you were studying a lot and sleeping less these past days, exhausted would be the least you could call it. happy thing, today is friday and that means sleepover with your boyfriend, daichi; you were already waiting for him at the gate of the gym by the end of practice. "baby, you're okay? something seems off", he told you with a worried look on his face, "all cool, I'm just happy we have some time to spend together after this week" you told him with a quick kiss in the corner of his lip, making his cheeks a little pinkish. after you two arrived to your house, he went to the kitchen to make some snacks and you went to the living room to choose a movie; "Barbie and the diamond castle? again?", "yes, again daichi, deal with it, thank you for the snacks tho bub" literally fifteen minutes into the movie and you were already drooling on his bicep, he noticed and moved your head to his lap "you're lucky I love you, I don't watch Barbie movie's for everyone, sleep well, you deserve it love" a few more minutes and his head was hanging out of the couch snoring just a little, he went to sleep happy with the feeling of being beside you, can't wait for the future, he thinks before dozing off.

❦ TSUKKISHIMA your really tall and pretty boyfriend made his way inside the school, mentally hoping to see you, what he doesn't expect is not even a single tray of you in your classroom, a thing that leaves him to ask yachi where are you, "umh yachi, do you know where is she?" he asked with an unbothered expression, slowly dying on the inside, "she? OH, yes, she told me she is with a high fever so she could make it today, would you give to her my notes please?" she asked, a little intimidated by the tall boy, "yeah sure, tell daichi and ukai that I'm not going to practice today" after yachi giving him the okay he left, a little more relieved but still worried. the school day is over and after his younger manager lend him the notes you needed, he started making his way to your house, greeting your mother once he is in, going directly to your room where he doesn't even greet you, "why you didn't tell me you were sick? I could have skip class and take care of you", he tells you, annoyed but still caring, "I didn't tell you beacuse of that exact reason Kei, now come inside the bed and cuddle me" tsukkishima got inside the bed hesitating a little bit but once he found comfort on your warm, he was gone, "you know, you worried me, I couldn't stop thinking about you all day and you were here with a high fever and I could do nothing, i— you know is rude not to answer when someone is talking to you?", actually you were dead asleep the moment he touched the bed, his warm and company was all you needed and craved for the entire day; sighing he whispers to you, before going to sleep "I love you, please don't worry me again like that, short stuff"

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kkusuka · 3 years

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HQ Middle blocker kinks <3

@xxxxtanaxxxx request hq kinks but middle blocker version please 🥺

I'm gonna be honest i wasn't gonna do this buuut here it is

i have a setter one in the works and here is the ace version!

here is the setter version <3

Characters: Tsukishima Kei, Kuroo Tetsuro, Suna Rintaro, Satori Tendo, Taichi Kawanishi, Issei Matsukawa, Takanobu Aone,, Shoyo Hinata, Lev Haiba Shugo Meian (MSBY captain), and Yutaro Kindaichi

Mentioned female anatomy, but mostly gn

content warning: consensual non-con, humiliation, public sex, exhibitionism, voyeurisms, degradation, bondage, sex toys, cockwarming, edging, soft priamal/prey, mentions of house break-ins, pegging, size kink, overuse of the word Daddy, face fucking, hickeys

i think thats all?

buckle up, this is gonna be looooong.

Tsukishima Kei

Degradation

This is a given, my mans has a mouth on him, AND HE KNOWS HOW TO USE IT

He says the most vulgar things in your ears (and you love it)

His nickname for you is Cum-dump, and he calls you that so much that you’ve started to respond to it. “Hey, Cum-dump! Come here” “ok Tsukki”

And when he’s cumming? A slew of insults just come out

“You whore, oh, you fucking cum-slut, you’d let anyone do this to you won't you”

And it's not limited to this!

“You're just a hole”

“You only exist for me to fuck, Right? You're just a glorified fleshlight”

“You're only good for sucking my cock”

“I should just leave you chained to the wall so I can fuck you anytime I want, that's all you're good at so you should love it”

It won’t even be only during sex

You could literally be just studying with him and he’ll just lean over and say “ you want to be fucked right now don't you? In front of all these people, I bet you’d love it Cum-dump”

Humiliation

Goes with a dirty mouth

He’ll flip your skirt while walking in front of groups of other students

He purposely sucks hickeys where your uniform does not cover and then laughs at you because you're just such a slut.

One of his favorite things to do is have you wear a vibrator in school, only on days where you have to do something in front of the class

No worries he has the remote and turns it alllllll the way up during the middle of your presentation, you just look so cute all red!

He’ll make it better!!

You can cum in front of the class, let everyone know how much of a whore you are!

Purposeful neglect

He wants you so horny you can’t think

If that means not giving you attention for FIVE DAYS so be it.

No touching yourself and if he finds out you did he’ll ignore you for longer and you don’t want that do you?

You will wait for him to touch you.

He’ll also just ignore you.

No begging, he doesn't care, he doesn't want to hear it.

Don't touch him, stop being a brat or you won’t get off for a whole week.

Bondage

It's all about control <3

Having you tied up and immobile is the best way to show how little you are.

He’ll tie you up and put you on the couch with a vibrator and just watch movies, unable to rock your hips

This seems cruel but he’ll tie your hands up and make you eat dinner with just your mouth <3

He’ll make you watch tv with a ball gag in

He’ll have a riding crop in his hands when you study and he’ll hit your little clit/silt with it every time you get a question wrong

Kuroo Tetsuro

Pet names

Literally any kind o endearment, but mainly switches between Kitten and Baby Girl/Boy(i am swooning right now)

He WILL call you these in front of people and out loud in public

He’s called you them in front of your parents in front of Kenma in the middle of the grocery store.

So you're wondering, why does that matter? People do that all the time!

Well, he calls you them so you remember how he completely ruined your little body and how his cum is still dripping out of you <3

And its cannon that he has a sexy voice, and it drops and gets deeper when he calls you them.

Thigh highs

It doesn't matter in you have the biggest thighs ever or just a bone, if you wear any kind of thigh highs (bonus points for Cat ones) he will be ready to bust a nut

It's not only him that gets off on them, especially when he takes them off

He’ll climb over you and use his teeth to pull them down to your feet and he’ll kiss and bite his way back up to do the other one.

He also will sometimes leave them on to rail you into your bed, when this happens he puts your legs over your shoulders and squishes his head between them.

(kuroo loves thighs, and that's that)

Caregiver

He's taken care of Kenma all his life, and you bet your ass he’ll do it for you

This means he gives the best aftercare you could imagine, I’m talking bubble baths

He’ll cook for you in nothing but an apron, and he’ll tease you when you get all flushed and cute!

You had a bad day? He’ll eat you out for hours until you’re all cuddly and tired.

He’ll fuck you slow where you need it and he’ll kiss all the pain away <3

He just loves having you dependent on him makes him so happy and thankful to have you!

Threesomes

Mainly for Kenma, but he let bokuto have a turn and even convinced Tsikki to give it a try!

He really just wants to show off that you’re his what better way to show you off then let some of them get a taste of something they’d never have.

Favorite position for this? Split roasting/ Eiffel towering

He's the one who you're sucking on, and he’s so far down your throat making him suck you deeper and deeper until you’re drooling all over his balls like a good Kitten

Whoever he sharing you with would be in you following whatever Kuroo tells them to do

Rub your clit? Yes Sir.

Faster. Yup

Slowdown Kittens being bad so she doesn't get to get off <3

Suna Rinatro

Purposeful neglect

Just like Tsukki, he wants you hot and bothered all the time

He will just sit around and scroll on his phone while you’re whining :(

Just let him watch this video and he’ll get you off!

Will never tell you but you just look so cute, all needy and horny for him.

Sometimes he’ll slip you a libido pill and just watch the world burn.

He will wait until you have ruined whatever shorts you’re wearing (and he’ll take them) and THEN he will help his poor needy baby

Cockwarming

Almost every time he games, he puts you on his dick

you already know it’s happening when he takes the controller out

He says it's because he doesn't want to “leave you out”

No moving on him though, if you8 move it could distract him and you do not want him to lose, losing means being pounded into the floor until you can't think, then being ignored the rest of the day “horny sluts can sit on the floor until they need to be used”.

But if all goes well, he’ll go soft in between rounds and will suck on your neck and will let you cuddle into him during the rounds

But when Suna if feeling a bit more adventurous he will put his headset on you and fuck you with all of his friends listening

And if that's not bad enough they all clearly know what’s happening id Osamus soft coo’s and Gin’s little comments (but it's not like they want it to stop anyway)

Edging

Will literally just do this out of nowhere

You thought you were finally gonna cum, then nothing

HE WILL just do things for hours to see you cry and begging or him to just let you cum

He’ll stick four fingers in you and bring you to your climax and just leave you on the edge

He won't even have a reason, you were being good, you let him play his game and he does this?

Que pouty bby

Video/Photography

We all saw this coming-

But he takes it a step further than just having a photo collection of you

He has a personal private story with just you in it where he put videos of you riding him or sucking his dick fo you to “see how slutty you are”

that's not even it, he sends you a picture of you naked in the middle of work, with no shame either

Thus one time you were showing a coworker a shirt you had bought and he texted you and the picture showed up. It was awkward for the next few days.

But these don't even compare to how he has an entire Instagram account (private of course) of your nodes and videos of the two of you fucking.

One extra little thing is that you both watch porn together for ideas.

Satori Tendou

(i could make him a post of his own-so so many kinks for Satori)

Humiliation (mentions of pee)

This can range from calling you names to making you touch yourself in public

He’s called you a pillow princess in the middle of class, in front of your teacher

It had gotten so bad they Ushijima had to ask what a “cum-dumpster was” because Satori had called you that in front of the team.

He doesn't even introduce you as his S/O, hw=e would call you an escort or that you were just his personal fuck toy.

This kink goes so far that when you were on a double date with Semi, under the table Tendo had his hand literally in your pants.

**One of his favorite things is to make you hold your pee in until you are almost peeing yourself, isn't that embarrassing that you're a grown adult who’s about to wet yourself?

Overstimulation

He wants to see you a complete mess all over him

The main goal of all of this is to make you squirt or begin to have dry orgasms

He will not stop until he’s happy or you say your safe word (which is rare)

One orgasm just isn't enough for him :/

And it's a big boost of confidence for him!

he‘s proud to know he can make you cum so much you cant even think!

Dacryphilia

This AND overstim?

Good luck

He can't even explain why it turns him on so much.

You just look so beautiful with tears streaming down your face all fucked out

It always hits him at the worst times too, you crying over a bad grade? A pretty tear falling over your soft cheeks. Hard.

Just watched a sad movie, he’s ready to pound you into the couch.

Anal

Oh ho ho

This can be one of two things, he does it because it feels good

He does it as punishment

That means no lube

No adjusting to his dick

And no extra pleasure to help you get off

He’s so mean </3

Taichi Kawanishi

This man screams pornstar

Public sex

This man is unstable

You could just be walking in public and he just decides he wants to fuck.

Who are you to stop him?

Just let him get this out real quick you can shop later.

Exhibitionism

The thought of being in the open? This man loves it

And you don't really have a choice but to love it

Every time you go to the beach he just has his dick in you, in the ocean sitting in his lap while eating lunch

He doesn't even care who sees

Children? Who cares, look away or whatever

Getting caught

It doesn't even matter who it is

If someone walks in when you're doing it he’s cumming

It's just hot

He doesn't need to explain it to you

he also makes u take nudes and had them as his homescreen for a while

Issei Matsukawa

I’d let this man kill me-

Leather/ latex

LEATHER GLOVES

He wears them when he fingers you so he can make fun of how wet you made them.

He dresses you up in these pretty little pastel dresses (gender to heel, he doesn't care, you look hot weather your a boy, girl, or not) and he wears all black (goth daddy Mattsun) and his gloves to fuck you in his leather-covered fist.

That's not even it

He has an entire bin of different colored chokers and leashes just for his pretty baby

Along with that, he has a shelf of latex thigh highs for you to wear and even has an entire outfit for you to wear and show off to him.

Ddlg/b/n-Lifestyle

This is why he has a lot of things that you wear!

He loves to take care of you all the time!

He loves to make his baby food and love to watch movies with you

And you love him so much too!

You would do anything for Daddy!

And he takes you shopping and to restaurants, and if you want literally anything big or small all you have to do is look up at him with puppy dog eyes and a “Daddy, please!!” and boom his credit card is already out.

Size kink

Big dick Mattsun-

This all comes back to the fact that you are so beautiful

And big dick little hole, who doesn't love that??

He sure does, don't worry though he always makes sure to prep you

Except if it's punishment- he doesn't like it he swears! He’d never want to hurt you!

And you’d believe it until your crying on his cock and it throbs ://

But if it still hurts, and it does, he’ll let you go your pace and sink all the way down onto his cock<3

Fun fact the first time he went into your ass he tried to with no lube and you couldn't sit for DAYS

Voyeurism (receiving)

Makki Makki Makki

I would say he was into Cuckolding but its always him doing the watching while Issei fucks you

And Makki loves it too if his constant praises and coo’s said anything about it.

And Mattsun just gets off on the fact his best friend is watching something he’ll (maybe if you're not into it) never fully have

Mattsun also likes having you tied up an watching him fuck a fleshlight of just jerking off

You look so pathetic :)

extra for big dick mattsun, he Shows all of his friends <3

I am a whore for the Seijoh 4

You bet Makki has an entire folder of pic of you, whether they are of you dripping cum or just with your legs open.

Even if he says he doesn't save them, you know Iwa has gotten off you a recording of you moaning and asking for Daddy’s cock

And Oikawa is always asking for more (the little manwhore), he says they are “references” for him, liar, he jerks off to them in his bathroom.

Takanobu Aone

It's always the quiet ones-

I just gotta get these first two out-

Consensual non-con

I can just TELL he like to pretend to break into your house

Pretend you're so scared and you don't like it

Tying you up and listening to your little cries, awwwwweeee

You were just too pretty to ignore

Just let him have a taste, stop crying he knows you want it just as much as he does

Primal/prey

He wants to feel like he earned his reward

A perfect little trophy for him to use as a toy

His dick in your tiny dripping hole is all the reward he needs

It's like you're a pretty innocent bunny and he’s a big fox just waiting for the right time to strike :)

Soft sex/ praise

I know what I said up there

But none of that means he doesn't love just setting you down on the bed with candles and rose petals and just making love

Soft music in the background and worshipping every inch of your skin

You need to be vocal though!

Tell him how pretty he is when he cums, and how perfectly his dick fits in your hole!

Tell him how soft he looks and how he is making your nipples feel like heaven.

Aftercare- bc I am also soft for aone and he is a good guy

Bubble baths and chocolate

Movies and cuddling

All of this makes him so glad that he found you

Especially when you cuddle into him all sleepily and tired.

Shoyo Hinata

oh he is so pretty-

Mutual masturbation

It's the perfect way to experience pleasure

He can see you in all your glory

All of the faces he sometimes misses when he’s fucking you!

He also learns from it!

He sees the angle your fingers go to hit that sweet spot so the next time he’s in you he knows where to aim!

(he is so precious-)

Pegging

You wanted to try it so he almost immediately agreed-

But it felt good!

The two of you reserved what one you wanted so the one he picked was almost made for him.

Plus, you look ridiculously good with the strap on-

And he voices that as much as he can!

And sometimes when he rides the strap he just watches it going in and out and in and out

(you also think this is SUPER hot but won't tell him :/)

Riding

It doesn't matter if it's you or him

Watching you fall apart on his cock without him doing a thing makes him cum harder than anything

Sometimes he gets so excited that he comes before you and makes you stay there until he’s hard again, which doesn't take long at all.

when it's him?

he’ll go for hours just to hear you tell him how good he is and how pretty he looks

Lingerie

Especially pastel babydolls

But nothing you wear could ever make you look bad in his eyes

Ok he likes it when you keep the lingerie on too like he’s fucking you and you till have a little nightgown/crop top on

Lord he will BUUUUUUSSSTTT

Lev Haiba

Size kink

Unintentionally too

He didn't even know it, but he did know that he liked that you were so much smaller than him.

He likes to put your hand to him and just look at the difference and before he knew it he was painfully hard

On the occasion, he makes fun of you saying his dick is just too big for you and you can't handle it, but then you get on your knees and he shuts up real quick

Praise kink

A given

He wants to know how good he makes you feel at all times

It doesn't have to be words either!

loud moans explanations of pleasure all drive him to move faster and faster!

Even yelling “oh god!” gets him off

He makes you feel that good huh?

Wall sex

Just playing on the size kink thing

He loves to just pick you up and fuck with reckless abandon

Gets a way better angle too- bet you didn't think he would realize that

He also likes to watch the combination of your juices drip to the floor-

Shugo Meian (MSBY captain)

Sexiest team-

Daddy/ Captain kink

Just look at him, he screams Daddy louder than you do when he’s fucking you

He takes pride in being Captain meaning he’ll fuck you for hour if the word even falls from your lips

And yes you have said it (daddy) front of the team and he did get hard, and the both of you did fuck in the locker room of the gym for an hour before you got kicked out

Even in arguments you better call him daddy, he will stop and fuck you into the ground for it

Angry or not you WILL use his title

Spanking

Will threaten you with this almost everyday

He just uses it as an excuse to touch your ass

He makes you count after each one and makes you thank him

It would look a bit like this

“Five! Thank you Daddy!” “Good Baby, five more”

But that doesn’t mean when you really deserve it that he won't unleash the wrath of god onto your poor ass

But after he’ll kiss it all better and Daddy will reward you for taking your punishment well

Controlled orgasms

By this i mean that you wont cum unless he says so

And you have to ask

Aka “Daddy please let me cum, I really want to”

And depending on what he’s feeling maybe you’ll get to cum then

And if not you’ll have to wait like a good Girl/Boy and cum when he does, which could late literally forever.

but its better than disobeying his orders, which could lead to him completely pulling out and just jerking off to cum on you :((

Deepthroating/ Face Fucking

Nothing is better to him than coming home to you on your knees and mouth open and ready

But when he’s all pent up from practice and he sees you?

Rip your throat, you aren't talking for a few days

He’ll literally fuck your face no question

He’ll put his dick so far down your throat you could feel it in your stomach

Yutaro Kindaichi

Hate sex

He just makes everyone angry

And he gets off on it

You look so fucking delectable all red faced and angry

Makes him want to just slam into right then and there

Dom/Sub

Clearly he wants to be in control

Controlling someone is just such a turn-on for him

Looking all pretty doing exactly what he wanted you too <3

Hickeys

Wants to show off that you are his

What better way than marking up your neck with pretty bruises

Plus he likes how you get all shy when people look at them

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t0shii · 3 years

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hi could i request kita, tendou, and mattsun and it’s your first time sleeping at their place and they find out you cant sleep in the dark and need to sleep with a night light?

% s/o who can't sleep in the dark

.! timeskip! kita, tendou, matsuwaka (sep) x gn!r

.! fluff/ mention of food in kita's, mention of rainstorm in tendou's, water drinking in mattsun's- not proofread.

.! hi! ty for the request <3 sorry u had to wait so long :(( (idk why these ended up to be so long)

kita

to say you were nervous to stay the night as your boyfriends place for the first time would be an understatement... your heart raced as kita placed your back on the ground to unlock the front door, "make yourself at home." he opens the door, "down there is the bathroom... and that's my room." he shows you around and you crack a joke about how clean his house is compared to your apartment. you both decide on a movie night with take out which he insisted you choose.

you yawn and rub your eyes as the third movie of the night ends. you'd been laying in between his legs, back pressed against his chest. you sit up and he follows, wrapping his arms around you and perching his chin on your shoulder, "sleepy? we can head to bed if you want." he mumbles into your neck before planting a kiss there, "mhm, let me change first though." you try standing up to reach your bag but his hold on you doesn't loosen, "i have clothes you can wear." he says bluntly, standing up and bringing you with him. he leads you to his room, rummages through his dresser and hands you a shirt and shorts, "these should fit, yeah? i'll leave so you can change."

you start to internally panic as you both settle into his bed, and he begins turning off every light in the room. suddenly theres only one bedside lamp illuminating the room, he reaches to turn it off and lays down, pulling your body against his which makes you giggle. "good night." he mumbles into your hair, "night." you sigh. 'maybe if you close your eyes you'll forget it's dark' you think to yourself, squeezing your eyes shut. thirty minutes pass you're still awake. you sigh, a little louder than intended, "y/n? are you still awake?" you mentally scold yourself, "yeah" he props himself up with his elbow; you angle your head back to look at him, "what's wrong?" the sleep in his voice evident. "well... uhm... i..." his eyes soften as he notices you becoming nervous and he cups your cheek with his free hand, "you can tell me angel."

you can help but lean into his touch "it's embarrassing" "not it's not" "okay well... i can't sleep in the dark. ever since i was a kid, i've never been able to." you can see eyebrows furrow from the small amount of moon light peeking through his curtains, "why didn't you tell me before i turned all the lights off?" he frowns, reaching over to turn the lamp on, relief filling your chest at the illuminated room. "because it's embarrassing." you mumble as he lays back down and pulls you against his chest again, "it's not embarrassing, baby, at least not to me. so no need to embarrassed, i won't judge you for i and besides, i don't mind sleeping with a light on." he places and kiss on your temple and you sleep well, secure and comfortable in his arms.

tendou

you'd been over to tendou's apartment plenty of times before and every time you made up some lame excuse for why you couldn't stay the night, "i need to feed my cat" "my clothes are still in the washer" literally anything to save you from the embarrassment of having to tell him you couldn't sleep in the dark. tonight was different though, with a storm passing over town and not looking like it's letting up any time soon, he wouldn't let you leave. "ten, i dont have any clothes here, my cat's by herself-" he cuts you off "babe, babe- you can wear something of mine if you want and i'm sure she'll be fine. she's a cat." he holds you firmly in your cuddling position on his couch. "fine." you grumble.

really, if he had to be honest, it hurt tendou's feelings a little bit that you were always against the idea of staying the night with him- but he had no choice but to celebrate this small victory and thank the rain storm, "it's for your safety, angel." he says proudly, placing a kiss on your cheek. you choose to ignore the nervous feeling creeping up your belly and rest your head back on his chest, "yeah yeah let's just continue with the show, i'm invested in the plot." "you mean the hot main characters?" "exactly... the plot." you giggle while he pretends to be offended. three hours later you find your eyelids getting heavier and heavier until you can barely keep them open and your boyfriend seems to take notice quickly.

"are you falling asleep on me? we haven't even finished season 3 yet." he mumbles and you let out a groan, "it's two in the morning, of course i'm getting sleepy." you rub your eyes, "i'm just giving you a hard time, babe. you're the one who wanted to stay up though but i guess we can go to bed now." you sit up and stands from his position on the couch and helps you up, "c'mon sleepy head, you can make it." he grins taking your hand and leading you to his room. he lets you sit on his bed while he looks through his dresser, "hmm is this shirt okay?" you nod as he hands you an old band shirt "i'll be right back." he leaves the room with his own change of clothes. once he's back you both lay down, "oh babe, i almost forgot, you wanna see something cool? he gets out of the bed and you respond with an "mhm" as he begins to turn all the lights off, a familiar nervousness creeping up your belly as the room gets darker and darker.

"okay okay, so i don't sleep well in pitch dark but the lamp is just too much light so i got this-" he plugs in a small object into the wall, stars illuminate his bedroom ceiling as well as your other surroundings and he smiles wide, "see it makes stars, theres a moving option too but i don't really like it that much. oh, and don't make fun of me." he says seriously, sliding back into bed with you, arms wrapping loosely around your waist, "well i can't make fun of you for that, satori." "i was just hoping you wouldn't, honestly." he chuckles. "babe, do you wanna know i always avoided staying the night here?" you ask, ready to confess your secret. "i didn't wanna force it out of you but now that you're ready, yes." you both turn your heads to look at each other. "the truth is, i was embarrassed because i also cant sleep in the dark, been that way for as long as i can remember. but i'm glad theres someone i can relate to." "how ironic" he mumbles, placing his face into the crook of your neck. you sleep like a baby in his arms that night.

matsuwaka

you were over at issei's place so he could help you study for an exam coming up, honestly you didn't want to stay as late as you did and when the both of you finally noticed the time he just wouldn't let you leave. "c'mon baby, it's too late. it would be irresponsible of me to let you go home now, i don't mind you staying the night." he hugs you tight like you'll disappear if he lets go, face buried in the crook of your neck. you sigh in defeat, "okay fine." his head perks up as you say it and he smiles at you, "i can get you something to sleep in if you want."

that's how you got in this situation, awake hours after your boyfriend had already fallen asleep. finally after two hours of laying in the dark listening to his snores, you sigh quietly, slipping out of his loose embrace and tip toeing your way to his kitchen to get a glass of water and sat at the dining table. you'd been sitting there for about thirty minutes before you heard the bedroom door creak open and heavy, rushed footsteps make their way towards you. "y/n?" you recognize a panic in your boyfriend's groggy voice, "i'm in here." you croak out hearing a sigh of relief escape his lips once he sees you. you look up at him, his hair was an absolute curly mess and his eye lids were droopier than they already were, he was obviously still half asleep. "y/n there you are. he sits in a chair next to you, "you scared me, i woke up and you were gone. i thought you left." he leans his head on your shoulder, "sorry." you mumble, bringing a hand up to run through his hair a few times resulting in a groan from the man.

"'s okay, how long have you been awake?" "hmm about two and a half hours now." you reply honestly, "what? baby, why didn't you wake me up?" he raises his head and you both turn to look at each other, "you were tired, issei-" he interrupts you, "so? you shouldn't have had to be awake by yourself." "it's fine, i knew it was gonna happen, i knew i wouldn't be able to sleep" "why's that?" you sigh, internally scolding yourself for the hole you've dug yourself into. "i... i cant sleep in the dark." he looks at you for a moment, "that's all? that's what kept you up this whole time?" he asks and you nod. mattsun can't help the grin that makes his way onto his lips, "baby, you should've just told me, i could've kept a light on for you." "no- look i shouldn't have told you now you'll think i'm immature." you mumble, looking away from him. "no no baby, it's totally normal, honestly and i don't think any less of you. i just wish you would've told me sooner because then we'd both be sleeping right now. he hugs you before standing the both of you up, "c'mon we're going to bed." he grabs your glass and leads you back to his bed. you sleep in his embrace, table lamp illuminating the room the rest of the night.

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toru-oikawas-milkbread · 3 years

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Sleepy Cuddles With Matsukawa

Pairing: Issei Matsukawa x f!reader

Prompt/summary: When the landlord can’t fix your freezing cold apartment building after the heat goes out just as it’s starting to get cold outside, you get desperate and call your boyfriend to come and help warm you up instead of getting out from beneath your blankets to go and take a warm shower. When he gets there to curl up in bed with you, the last thing on your mind was leaving or talking about moving, but Matsukawa had never been fond of this apartment you lived in; he thought it was too cheap and with how many things have been breaking lately, he decided to take matters into his own hands and propose an idea of you moving in with him to you tonight

Word count: 2.1K

Warnings/contents: Fluff, mild language

Notes: It took me a little while, but I finished Matsukawa’s sleepy cuddles!! I hope that you all enjoy this chapter, it was a lot of fun for me to do, and I’m gonna work on Haji next! I’m sure some of you have seen, but the poll ended on my Twitter and Akaashi honestly kicked everyone’s ass at 80 percent. I thought Matsukawa might win because he was at first, but when I woke up this morning Akaashi had swamped him. I’ll started working on that for my 5 Minutes series soon!

The other characters I’ve done for this series are: Kita, Kuroo, and Semi! You can find the links for those chapters in their chapters on my masterlist which is {here} 💕

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Life was good, you couldn’t deny it, but there was one thing in your life that you weren’t really appreciating the most right now: it was fucking cold in your apartment building. Your cat refused to cuddle with you, instead preferring to lay on the sofa while you curled beneath your comforter in bed with your boyfriend’s hoodie on, sweatpants, and fluffy socks that you swore would help warm your body up— but it wasn’t working.

You thought a hot shower might help, but that would require you to get up, and it was hard enough every time your boyfriend texted you back when you had to make your way beneath the covers to keep your slightly warm fingers beneath the blanket so they didn’t get as chilly as they were just a few minutes ago. A ding from your phone stole your attention away from how to plot to take a warm shower without getting cold as you got out of bed.

Hesitantly, you snuck your hand out of the covers, quickly grabbed your phone, and went beneath the comforter that was barely doing its one job. You looked at the text from Matsukawa. A frowny face. You had told him that you were freezing your ass off in your apartment and the only response that he had for you was a frowny face.

Annoyed, you went to your favorites on your contact list and clicked your boyfriends name. You put it on speaker and curled into the pillows, only having to wait the usual two to three rings before your boyfriend picked up and his sweet voice was on the other end of the line.

“Yes?”

“I’m fucking freezing.”

“You steal all of my hoodies, but you’re still cold?” He asked with a snicker that made you roll your eyes, something he wouldn’t have the pleasure of seeing.

“I’m wearing one of your hoodies right now and I’m still fucking cold,” you said again, feeling as if your “Fucking” couldn’t possibly add up to how cold you were, but being too tired and frozen to come up with a better word. “I need you to come over and come cuddle me. You’re weirdly warm and I need my personal heater.”

“Well, you’re just in time.” He started, opening the fridge and putting his leftovers back inside. “I was just about to have dinner when you called. I’ll come over right now.” He said, but you frowned. Despite being a popsicle, you didn’t want your boyfriend to neglect dinner just for you.

“Eat and then come over.” You said, but Matsukawa was already putting his shoes on and getting his keys.

“It’s alright, if I get hungry enough I’ll just steal something from your apartment.” He said simply, locking the door behind him and heading for his car. “I’ll be there in just a couple minutes,” he said as he double-checked to make sure the key you’d given him to your apartment a few weeks ago was still there— as if he would ever take it off of his keychain. “Try not to freeze your cute little butt off.” You clicked your tongue in annoyance and made your boyfriend laugh before he hung the call up and you were left in silence.

You set your phone aside, wrapping yourself tighter in the blanket and staring at the ceiling as you poked your head out. Your nose was cold, your cheeks were warm, and your toes were freezing. You brought your hands back into Matsukawa’s hoodie sleeves, trying to conserve all the warmth that you had until your boyfriend came over. He truthfully was like a personal heater for you, always holding your cold hands in his and warming them up for you with a stupid little smirk on his face as you leaned into his warm touch.

A yawn came from you, but you were too cold to be able to sleep, twitching awake every time that you just barely started to drift off.

Thankfully it didn’t take too long before you heard your front door open and close.

“Babe?” Matsukawa’s voice called through the apartment as he slid his shoes of and locked the door behind him. “You in bed?” He asked, setting his keys down on the counter and hanging his jacket up on the coatrack that was on the wall beside your own coat.

“Yes,” you called back, bringing the blanket up to your chin as it moved when you leaned up a bit to call back. Matsukawa’s footsteps were so soft as he came to your bedroom that you couldn’t hear him, but you saw his curly, fluffy hair around the corner quickly and sent him a smile.

“There’s my cold baby.” He said, coming over to you and sitting on the edge of your bed. “Why is it so cold in your apartment building?” He asked, reaching over to gently brush your hair away from your forehead with his warm hand that you immediately leaned into.

“The landlord told me that the heat was broken and they couldn’t get it fixed until this weekend— that was 3 days ago,” you complained, shivering beneath his warm touch. “I know it isn’t their fault or anything, but fuck— I’m freezing my ass off.”

“Why don’t you come stay with me until this weekend is over and your apartment warms back up.” He offered, pulling the blankets back and making you shiver more as the cold air hit you before he tucked it in on his side to keep the warmth beneath the blankets. “We can have a nice long sleepover.” He said, wrapping his arm around your shoulder as you curled into his side and buried your nose against his chest.

“If it’s really okay with you, I’d appreciate that.” A soft chuckle came from your boyfriend as he leaned down to press a soft kiss to your head.

“Of course it’s okay, baby. I’m not gonna let the love of my life freeze in her cold apartment when I have a nice warm apartment.” He said, gently rubbing your shoulder and making you nearly melt in his warm arms. “Isn’t this, like, the 4th thing that’s gone wrong in this place in the last couple months?”

“Yes,” you groaned, keeping your cold nose buried against his side.

“Is your lease up soon? Are you gonna move out when it is?” He asked.

“I want to, but I can’t really afford another place right now,” you said, sniffling because your nose was cold and a little bit runny. “So this apartment that keeps breaking down is all that I have going for me.” You sighed, relaxing against the warm man and feeling slightly content for the first time tonight because you weren’t so cold, but you were unaware of the way that Matsukawa was stewing beside you.

“I mean… I know that you just gave me this key and all,” he started, catching your attention as you moved to barely peek at the man, wondering what he was thinking as he hesitated. “But, you know…” You swore you saw a faint blush on Matsukawa’s cheeks before he shook his head gently and looked at you. “You can move in with me if you don’t want to live here anymore.” And now it was your turn to blush, cheeks flushing as the man looked at you so seriously.

“You, uh… you mean it?”

“Well, yeah— of course. Like I said before, I can’t let the love of my life freeze in her apartment, and if this were to happen when it was colder then you just might. It’s not a big deal or anything—” He started, but you cut him off with a soft snicker.

“Oh, yeah, totally— we’re only talking about moving in together instead of just sharing apartment keys.” You teased. “Not a big deal at all.”

“I’m just saying,” he started with a little chuckle, “If you don’t want to stay in an apartment that looks like it’s falling apart and you can’t afford to move, you basically already part-time live at my apartment. We might as well make it all of the time, right? I mean, why not? You’re always saying you wish we could be together all the time, and maybe we wouldn’t be together all of the time because of work, but we’d have nights together instead of just evenings and the occasional night you sleep over or I stay over here.” He said, and it did all make sense to you.

“I mean… you have a good point.”

“I’m not trying to pressure you or anything, but know that it’s always an option.” He said, pressing a kiss to your forehead before relaxing back on the bed. “Besides, I think cooking dinner with you every night would be fun.” He said, yawning and scooting down on the bed despite worrying he might pull the blanket off your freezing body. “How the hell do you live here like this?” He asked, shivering a bit.

“As cold as I am, you get used to it after awhile.” Matsukawa suddenly shook his head and looked at you.

“That’s it, we’re going to my place right now.”

“But—”

“I’ll drive you to work tomorrow and then you can just have a 3 day weekend with me. We can talk more about you and Coco moving in with me tomorrow after work,” he said, getting out of the bed and immediately making you shiver as his warm body moved away from you and as well as the blanket moved off of you a bit. “I’ll pack for you,” he said, grabbing your backpack that he’d seen you grab from your closet so many times while you packed on a last minute stay-over at his house after a date. Normally he was the one who was relaxed on your bed watching.

Quickly, Matsukawa got something for you to wear to work, clean underwear after showing you and making sure it was the right one, changes of socks, pajamas that were different from the ones you were wearing now, as well as jeans and an approved t-shirt from your closet for you to wear if the two of you decided to go out and get dinner or lunch at some point this weekend.

“Let me get your toothbrush and toothpaste. Does Coco need anything aside from her food bowl? We can use something at my house for water.” You shook your head, refusing to come out from beneath the blanket that was pulled up to your nose. He nodded, getting a few things from your bathroom and then going to the living room and kitchen to get Coco’s things. He saw the cat, sending her a little smile and petting her head before going to your room as he zipped your bag up. “Hey, where is her traveling cage?”

With a groan as you had to leave the slight warmth beneath the blankets, you got up and stretched your body out.

“I’ll get it.” You said, walking over to your closet and crouching down to get the cage out before heading to the living room with Matsukawa following right behind you. “C’mere, Coco.” You picked your cat up, giving her a small kiss on the head before putting her in her cage. She had shockingly never minded car rides as much as your old cat had— he would scream with his meows the entire time and hide from you for a whole day afterwards in fear you might put him in a cage again. Usually Coco didn’t stay with you when you went to spend the night at Matsukawa’s place, but you typically only stayed one night or went back to feed her the next day if you stayed for two days.

Thankfully for you, Matsukawa also had a cat and they both loved to play together, so he had a litter box and lot’s of other cat stuff.

“Are you ready?” Matsukawa asked as you zipped up Coco’s cage and walked to put your shoes on.

“I’m ready.” He picked up the cat carrier and carried your backpack as well, smiling at you when you opened the door for him and got your keys. You locked the apartment behind you and rubbed your arms, ready to go be in the warmth again and knowing for a fact that the second you got into his apartment, you would feel at home again. That was the best part about being with Matsukawa— his place was a second home to you— not only because you spent so much time there, but he made you feel so welcome and at-home. He always had.

“Don’t worry, cold babies,” he said, looking at the carrier when he felt Coco shivering a bit. “We’ll be somewhere warm quick.” He switched the backpack into his other hand with the carrier and extended his warm hand to you, something that you quickly took with a small smile.

“Thank you, Issei.”

“Anything for you, baby. But I’m ready to go to sleep, I don’t know about you.”

“I’m passing out as soon as I’m in your bed in the warmth.”

“Perfect.”

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu #haikyuu x female reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x reader fluff #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu issei matsukawa #issei matsukawa #issei matsukawa x female reader #issei matsukawa x reader #issei matsukawa x reader fluff #issei matsukawa fluff #issei matsukawa imagines

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deadcactuswalking · 8 months

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REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 26/08/2023 (Nothing)

We get a #1 switch-up once again this week as Dua Lipa takes the crown with “Dance the Night”, becoming her fourth #1 on the UK charts as a credited artist, dethroning the fellow Barbie soundtrack single “What Was I Made For?” by Billie Eilish. That’s pretty much all that happened, so skip this episode if you want. If you didn’t, welcome back to REVIEWING THE CHARTS!

Rundown

As always, we start this week - where nothing out of the ordinary occurred, I promise - with the notable dropouts, songs exiting the UK top 75 - which is what I cover - after spending five weeks there or peaking in the top 40, of which there were very few. We say farewell to “Barbie Girl” by Aqua, “What it Is” by Doechii, or the “Block Boy” version with Kodak Black, “DIal Drunk” by Noah Kahan, of course assited by its remix with Post Malone, and “Wish You the Best” by Lewis Capaldi.

We then welcome back “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by Tears for Fears at #74, “Super Shy” by NewJeans at #72, “Riptide” by Vance Joy at #71, “Escapism.” by RAYE featuring 070 Shake at #65 and “Boy’s a liar” by PinkPantheress at #64, and as for our notable gains, we see boosts for “Bad Habits” by Ed Sheeran at #70, “Baby Don’t Hurt Me” by David Guetta, Anne-Marie and Coi Leray at #68, “I’m Good (Blue)” by David Guetta and Bebe Rexha at #67, “Kill Bill” by SZA at #63, “Die for You” by The Weeknd at #62, “UNAVAILABLE” by Davido featuring Musa Keys at #54, “Highs & Lows” by Prinz featuring Gabriela Bee at #47, “Feel It” by Jazzy getting a big surge at #45, “Popular” by The Weeknd, Playboi Carti and Madonna at #43, “Daylight” by David Kushner at #42, “Fast Car” by Luke Combs at #34, “Bittersweet Goodbye” by Issey Cross at #31, “The Weekend” by Stormzy and RAYE at #29, “Rush” by Troye Sivan at #28, “Dog Days are Over” by Florence + the Machine at #27, “Rich Men North of Richmond” by Oliver Anthony Music at #23 - I’m probably the only person happy about this - “Asking” by Sonny Fodera and MK featuring Clementine Douglas at #21, “Prada” by casso, RAYE and D-Block Europe at #20 and finally, “Baddadan” by Chase & Status, Bou and everyone else at #14. Sheesh, a lot of gains this week, some I’m excited about, some I’m not particularly, and given Drake probably isn’t coming next week, I can’t confirm that this stuff won’t stick around for at least a little while.

The top five of the UK Singles Chart consists of “Cruel Summer” by Taylor Swift at #5, a big surge for Doja Cat at #4 with “Paint the Town Red” - not complaining about that, though I honestly didn’t expect it to be a little come back for her - then “vampire” by Olivia Rodrigo at #3, and of course, “What Was I Made For?” at #2 and “Dance the Night” at the very top. Now, uh, for whatever is happening below, which isn’t much of interest… oh, wait. There are no new songs to review. I cover the UK Top 75, and have done since October 2020 when I expanded from the top 40, and this is kind of unprecedented. We’ve had a week or two where there are only one or two songs, and maybe there has been a similar week to this during the holiday season, so I knew it was coming eventually but this is still a first. I’ve had several plans for this over the years - do I take suggestions? Do I just review the new entries to the top 100? I can’t really do that since they might end up gaining into the top 75, and there’s only two new entries in the full region anyway. Hell, same thing could happen if I take suggestions, but I have done it before to fill in the gaps for Christmas episodes. Maybe I should review Donald Trump’s mugshot, that’s topical, right? I could bring back Off the Charts but I’m not really listening to new album releases as religiously anymore. Hmm… okay, I think I got something.

Genre Charts

So, one thing I don’t often talk about on this show is the wealth of charts based on genre that the Official Charts Company… provides, I can’t really call them a gift given the lack of a functioning website and some… questionable genre categorisation, as well as rules that aren’t consistent with the main chart, which means older songs stick around. For example, let me give you the idea for this episode: I’m going to pick the highest-charting song from four - or three, you’ll see - of the genre-specific singles charts that has not made the top 75 as of yet. Let’s start with the genre I’m probably most fond of out of the selection OCC gives us: rock. What’s the highest-charting song currently on the rock charts that has never made the main chart’s top 75, so even if I started this series in 1947, I would have never reviewed it?

Rock & Metal - “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit

Currently at #27, peaked at #17

Yes, I’m serious. The rock & metal chart is - kind of unexpectedly - full of old songs, and also, I’m serious that “Break Stuff” never made its way onto the UK Singles Chart, which surprised me. The newest song on there is the new entry of “Perhaps” by Guns n’ Roses, their first new song in a while that debuted at #36. Anyway, whilst I’m surprised by this never making the top 75, I’m kind of happy because it means I can talk about it here and for all the crap that Florida nu metal outfit Limp Bizkit have gotten over the years, a lot of it deserved, “Break Stuff” was an early shining moment for them. From their 1999 album Significant Other - which peaked at #10 over here - “Break Stuff” strips a lot of the overly ambitious, whiny, not-as-funny-as-he-thinks-he-is melodrama and self-indulgence that taints Fred Durst’s worst work away, as the song is raw and instinctual. Wes Borland’s gruelling riff is about as simple as it can get, yet it’s looming with menace, and the drums from John Otto find that great pocket between crushing and slightly distant, especially in the verses, wherein the staggered fills have always stood out to me. Of course, we do have to get to Fred Durst, who has always tried too hard to sound hard, and many will point to this song as an example. Personally, I think if you can’t give up your issues with Durst and sing along, or yell along, to the ever-relatable need to just let out that boiled-up anger. I always think that this song will lose its lustre when I’m not angry, or when I’m a bit older, but it just never happens. It will continue to go hard as all Hell, and a lot of that is due to that kind of hypnotic bridge, where Durst reassures you that he does indeed pack a chainsaw, before it crashes down into one of the hardest breakdowns in popular music possibly ever. Say what you will about the Limp Bizkit catalogue, and trust me, I’ll agree with most of it; this is a 10/10 song. It peaked at #23 on the Bubbling Under Hot 100 in the US, similarly not quite making it to the top 100, and charted highest in Portugal at #9. I guess the Portuguese were just really pissed off… or they liked seeing Jonathan Davis of Korn and Eminem mouth the lyrics in that now-iconic video, I don’t know. Now for the chart that the readers of this series probably care for the most, and the one that makes up much of the current chart…

Dance - uh…

OCC hates me this week, I swear to God. There is currently no song on the Dance Singles Chart top 40 that hasn’t been in the UK Top 75. Surely, the R&B and hip-hop charts will deliver.

Hip Hop and R&B - “Pink + White” by Frank Ocean

Currently at #23, peaked at #18

Okay, we’re getting pretty good luck with the songs we ARE getting. From his critically-acclaimed Blonde, which hit #1 in the UK back in 2016 and is now appreciated as a modern classic, we have “Pink + White”. I’ve never been as big a fan of Frank as many music nerds, and that includes this album… but man, I can’t deny this one. Frank reminisces on a sunset drive with his old friend, detailing a close friend of his - possibly someone who he was intimate with - who has most likely passed away. This seems to be somewhat contentious - I think the “glory from above” line makes it pretty clear - but either way, the relationship ends, yet he still latches onto the lessons he was taught, doing things “the same way [they] showed [him]”. Sonically, I mean, it’s Pharrell in his slick soul bag, with laid-back drums and an honestly kind of tense piano line that keeps the song from feeling too lethargic, alongside that acoustic guitar breakdown that is both very Pharrell and gorgeous. By the end of the song, Frank’s singing in a bed of gorgeous Beyoncé vocal riffs, produced with enough reverb to make them genuinely sound like they’re coming down from Heaven. The angelic choir by-product of their harmonies and backing vocal takes is one of the highlights off of the album and once again, with these genre charts, I have to say it’s a 10/10 song. “Pink + White” charted highest in the US, where it reached #84 on the Hot 100.

Afrobeats - “Lonely at the Top” by Asake

Currently at #6, peaked at #5

The Afrobeats singles chart seems to use a different charting and/or tracking week, but it doesn’t really matter. This is the first song - and artist - I’m covering in this episode that I don’t think I’ve come across before, on this show or otherwise. Asake is a Nigerian singer from Lagos, with this Blaise Beats-produced song coming from his second and latest album, Work of Art, which peaked at #20 on the albums chart over here earlier this year… and God damn it, this one’s excellent too. Sure, it’s a bit short, but that muffled rhythm is uniquely intimate and beeping for Afrobeats, and that flute just washes you away with the bittersweet vibes of the song, as a choir backs Asake up on his lyrics about the rise to the top and its ups and downs. Whilst a lot of sheer joy and surprise effortlessly emits from Asake and his choir, especially in his higher Auto-Tuned register, the song is grounded by those quieter strings pulling down on the carefree liveliness in the rest of the chorus. He gets closer to rapping in the second verse, as there are a lot of cute details from each backing vocal riff, a recurring percussion glitch and an awesome little horn blast that acts as a real pop-champagne moment. This may not be a 10/10 song - at least not yet - and it really is competing with classics in this episode, but it’s damn near close, and I was partly convinced it was when I heard that outro where the strings combat with the livelier tropical guitar for full attention for the first time, that was brilliant.

Conclusion

Maybe OCC should do this more often, I got to talk about three songs I love from a diverse array of genres and eras, revisiting passions of old and getting introduced to a new artist I need to check out more from. How’s that for a week where nothing happened, huh? Screw the UK Top 75, I’m just gonna review the Afrobeats songs from now on. See you next week!

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finoalcielo · 2 years

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CAT DAY 2022

☆TODAY IS CAT DAY☆

KOI: Everyone who became their respective unit's cat-like representative will now hold a cat-like meeting together~! First, let's have Procella and Gravi's 4 Heavenly Cat Kings who won with overwhelming strength to give an opening remark! 🐈🐈🐈🐈 ARATA: Do we have to wear cat ears this year too...

#Cat Day

☆TODAY IS CAT DAY ②☆

RUI: Kukuku... I am the strongest of the 4 Heavenly Cat Kings. KOI: That's true. RUI: Nyan.

#Cat Day

☆TODAY IS CAT DAY ③☆

SHUN: I borrowed the cat ears from the cat in the Cat on the Moon story this year too~! Nyan♪ KOI: You have already forsaken the 4 Heavenly Cat Kings then. Oh, and these illustrations are from the Sød illustrations which will come later!

#Cat Day

☆TODAY IS CAT DAY ④☆

HAJIME: ...... (trying to comprehend things) KOI: He looks like an irresponsible cat (ww) Hajime-san!!! SHUN: Cat ears cat ears, nya nya nya nya!! A meeting for cat-like representatives... EVERYONE: Is now starting~~~~~!!!😸

#Cat Day

☆ASSEMBLY OF CATS☆

TSUBASA: Alright! We're the cat-like representatives! SOSHI: Tsubasa-san, you're happy. TSUBASA: Aren't you going to be happy if you're number one? RYOTA: I'd like to have your positiveness. SHUN: Cat, cat, c~a~t♪ ARATA: If Shun-san's mood meter goes any higher, we won't be able to remove our cat ears, so let's hurry up. RUI: Cat cat.

#Cat Day

ROA: Ah, one sec! Before we go on, let me introduce him first♪ He's Kuroi! KUROI: ...Thank you. I'm Kuroi Hashiba, from Sunpro. RUKA: Welcome! We're all Tsukipro's Cat-like people! ROA: The two of us came together since we tied. SOSHI: Oh, you do give off the impression of a black cat. RUI: Congratulations, your prize is to wear these Demon World's special moving ears. KUROI: ...What?

#Cat Day

SHOU: Truly, he's like a black cat. ROA: Right! KUROI: ... ARATA: Hello~ We have another black cat companion. We have a very cozy place where the black cats gather over there... ISSA: ... HAJIME: ... TSUBASA: No, wait, that's just unreasonable. SOSHI: ...Isn't it difficult to handle black cats? REN: Shh! SHUN: On the other hand, the white cats are... Fufufu~♪ YUUMA: Y-Yes! (?)

#Cat Day

ISSEI: It's my first attending a meeting like this... TSUBASA: Don't worry, Issei. It's everyone's first time. ISSEI: If I have to wear the ears, I want black ones. (dash) ISSEI: Please take care of me! HAJIME: A.. Ahh. RUKA: Woah! He bravely dove into the black cat's team~! ISSA: ...There are quite a few black cats, right? YUUMA: Certainly.

#Cat Day

KOI: Now, let's all see the analysis as to why the fans chose these people to be the most cat-like of their team! Hajime - Extremely tsundere, luxury cat, cat punch suit you, really bad at the "Look over there" game, sweet yet cold, sleeps a lot, Hajinyan. HAJIME: No, wait— KOI: Yup~! Really like a cat!

#Cat Day

Arata - extremely my pace character, can sleep anywhere, very good at finding comfortable place, lazy, sunbathes, freedom. KOI: It's all related to sleeping!! ARATA: Cats are like that. Rui - Former vigilant cat, freedom, quietly decides your aim, incomprehensible behavior, my pace character. KOI: Freedom? RUI: Cats have their standards too.

#Cat Day

Shun - Luxury, fluffy, expensive, like a Pallus cat, doing as one like, curls up in kotatsu, does not work. SHUN: All human beings are my servants ♪ (Think he will lose if he works) KOI: Lord Cat! Soshi - doesn't flatters, my pace character, the sun, experienced stray cat, tsundere, but kind to his friends KOI: Shun-san stays inside, while you stay outside! (ww) SOSHI: Why isolate us?

#Cat Day

Ren - quiet, small animal, the type that observes, cat ears suit you, gets surprised every time he tries something new KOI: Oh, you're the type that hides when a visitor comes! REN: Probably! Ryota - Tsundere, luxury cat, like a Persian cat, dignified, very prideful, but gentle too KOI: You're going to be on the top of the cat tower! RYOTA: I'm going to be looking down on everyone.

#Cat Day

Tsubasa - whimsical, has clear likes and dislikes, flexible, hisses! cunning yet cute, full of curiosity KOI: The "hisses!" (ww) TSUBASA: As long as you don't forget about me or cheat, I won't hiss. Issei - prim and proper, alert, quiet, a lost kitten on a rainy day KOI: I will pick him up!!! ISSEI: Thank you (laughs).

#Cat Day

Issa - tsundere, depending on his mood, you can pat him, fickle KOI: They all something in common... being a tsundere ISSA: I'm not. CAT: That's what they all say. Yuuma - sometimes playful, the others were a bit more dog-like (laughs) KOI: By the way, the others were Nao and Futaba-san! YUUMA: I'm honored to be a representative of the VazzCats.

#Cat Day

Shou - house cat, elegant, sunbathes, easygoing, fluffy, can sleep anywhere KOI: The white cats are all luxurious types! SHOU: I am fluffy♪ Ruka - my pace type, does his own things, friendly, his ω KOI: Even his promotion materials are cat-like (ww) RUKA: Nyan the! I'm going to become someone who is as loved as cats!

#Cat Day

Roa - seems really sweet, lazy, likes being stroked, friendly ROA: I'm a cat that's really close to people (ww) KOI: The strongest Cat Lord! Kuroi - moody, stares at people, unreadable, tsundere, he's likely going to be preyed upon KOI: You'll be safe if you're with Hajime-san. KUROI: ...(quickly goes to Hajime-san) KOI: So docile.

#Cat Day

☆ASSEMBLY OF CATS☆

KOI: And so, that was the meeting of Tsukipro's tsundere cats, aka the cat assembly! Sleepy, friendly, and my pace cat. We had so much variety! SHUN: And now, finally~ RUI: with everyone together, EVERYONE: Nyan!!

#Cat Day

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volleychumps · 4 years

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I saw your headcanons for a s/o who is a year younger and I loved it! I was wondering if you could do the same for kenma, kuroo, and matsukawa please. 🥺🥺💗

ANSKJNDSKJN Okay so I got multiple requests on a continuation for this one, so I’ll be choosing from the best boys requested~

Dating a S/O Who’s a Year Younger Than Them w/ Kenma, Kuroo, Matsukawa, and Daichi

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Kenma

- “I’m your senior.” “A senior that needs his junior to look after him, so don’t try me, and eat-”

- looks away as you click your tongue, eyes focused on his console as you hold the juice box for him, eating your own lunch with the other hand as he sips the juice

- “I have no idea what you’re talking about.” “Right. Want me to bend the straw for you?”

- pauses his console to look at your giggling figure with a slight pout, causing Lev and Inuoka to share a scoff from not far away in their places in the courtyard for lunch

- “She literally babysits you, dude.” “I’m looking for who asked.”

- ignores your scolding for being mean to Lev as Kenma finishes his game and the rest of his lunch, laying his head down in your lap before closing his eyes and cuddling into your thighs

- “I’m going to sleep now.” humming contentedly as you run your fingers through his hair, chewing your bread as you meet Lev and Inuoka’s bewildered expressions with a what? look on your face

- “Seriously, how do you put up with this guy?” “You get used to the random ass cat-naps and actions of a rebellious 12 year old-”

- bitch the fuck you know he’s def not asleep yet

- Frowns, keeping his eyes closed at your words before feeling his breath hitch when you peck his forehead affectionately, still running your fingers through his hair, smiling down at his peaceful form

- “But I like him. A lot.”

- stirs slightly, opening his eyes to your smiling face before meeting your loving gaze with a small smile

- “I like you too-” “That and he doesn’t force me to call him senpai when I’m more of a senior to him than he is.”

- “I change my mind. I’m going back to sleep.” “Kenma I was joKING-”

- Throws his empty juice box at Lev’s head without missing a beat at his “Were you really, though?”

Kuroo

- “Senpai, no.” “Senpai, yes- why don’t you want me to talk to you in the halls, kitten?”

- meets you with a lmao what stare when you explain you don’t want people to talk bad about him for dating his junior before throwing his head back laughing, ignoring the stares of the passerby’s

- “Wait, you aren’t laughing. You’re serious?!” “Stop making fun of me, I’ll see you after school, okay?”

- Doesn’t let you get very far when you try to brush past him, pouting when Kuroo catches your wrist with a smirk on his relaxed features before tugging you into a tight embrace

- “God, you’re so cute...” “I-I said-”

- hugs you a little more, making a show of it as his lips find the spot next to your ear, feeling the heat rush to your cheeks as he grins in satisfaction

- “I heard you. But frankly, sweetheart- to put it nicely, I don’t give a shit.”

- Well damn then okay

- wants to wash away any insecurity you might have about your relationship with the captain as he pulls back, humming when he sees your fellow students staring as you dig your face into his chest embarrasedly

- “Yep. This one’s mine, to all you who can’t mind their own business. Y/N L/N is officially off the market!” “Kuroo, stop-!”

- You gulp as his eyes shine over with it’s playful edge, placing his hand on your cheek amusedly before tilting his head

- “Oh, so it’s Kuroo now?”

- lmao what a cocky lil hoe

- “S-Senpai, please stop...” “Then will you let me walk my goregous girlfriend to class?”

- grins victoriously at your shy nod before whistling as he tugs you in the direction as if nothing happened, grin widening when he feels the hold on his hand tighten a little more

- “You’re honestly the worst.” “Mhm. You love it.”

Matsukawa (I’M SCREAMING SOMEONE REQUESTED HIM, FINALLY)

- “Nooo don’t be mad at me.” “Don’t be mad? You really hit me with Senpai for the first time in that situation?”

- pretends to be annoyed as he walks ahead of you, hearing you not far behind as your giggles fill his ears, making his heart race at the sound of it as he imagines your pouting face

- You pout when he continues to walk silently, staring at the back of his head as you reflect back on your prank of pouting at him after you had cut your finger in class, jogging up to him and his third-year friends when the final bell rang

- “Senpai, will you kiss my cut?”

- he really froze up like that someone save this man

- choked and glared at you through blushing cheeks as Hanamaki goes to stand next to you, following in suit with his own pout

- “Yeah, will you, senpai?” “Get the hell out of here, you creep.” as he tugs you away, leading to the current situation as you puffed your cheeks out as your boyfriend continued to walk “irritatedly” along home

- “I was kidding, Issei.” You whine a little when he continues to ignore you, yelping when he turns suddenly, looking down at you from his height as he fights the grin when you cutely bump into his chest

- meets your eyes with an even stare as he deadass pulls the anime move of putting the tip of your finger in his mouth, silencing you and your whines as the third-year smirks

- “Look who’s blushing now.” “Okay fine, I won’t call you senpai anymore. Happy?”

- frowns when the roles reverse, you walking ahead of him with flushed features and a dazed look in your eye as Matsukawa laughs, catching you in a hug from behind before you can get far

- “Nah. Call me that when you want, babe.” “Then why pretend to be mad?”

- Shrugs, smiling into your shoulder as you fidget, feeling his strong arms tighten around your torso

- “Don’t call me senpai with other third years around. What if Oikawa actually kissed your cut-?” “That’s what you were mad about?!”

Daichi

- “Call him senpai. He’ll love it.” “Sugawara-senpai, are you sure about this?”

- You quirk an eyebrow as the best friend of your boyfriend nods knowingly, smiling kindly with a different intent as he puts a hand on your shoulder to add to the effect of being serious

- Suga you little shit

- “Trust me, Y/N. It’s-” “Am I interrupting, you two?”

- wraps his arms around you from behind, surprising you as Daichi rests his chin on the top of your head, meeting Suga’s knowing grin with a slightly strained one, his movements a tad posessive

- “Nope. See you guys later!”

- frowns as his best friend whistles as he walks off, glancing down at you as you giggle, spinning around to meet your boyfriend’s unamused stare

- “You’re so jealous, it’s cute.” “I’m not- he just touched your shoulder, that’s all.”

- pinches the skin of your cheek cutely when you smirk like okay, sure , clicking his tongue as you go to wrap your arms around him, mumbling into his chest-

- “How was practice, senpai?”

- literally busts a fuse omg what on earth this is how you destroy the one and only Daichi Sawamura

- Freezes in your hold as a nervous chuckle slips his lips as if he was in disbelief, clearing his throat as if he was trying to make sure he was hearing things right as you feel his hold on you weaken

- “What did you just-?” “Something wrong, senpai?”

- Literally steps away from you, covering his mouth as he turns away from you, ears reddened as he puts up one finger as if to say gimme a second as you blink in bewilderment before erupting in a fit of giggles, understanding Suga in this moment

- “Senpai, you look rather flushed-” “Y/N.”

- Presses you against the outer wall of the volleyball club, dark eyes boring into you as you find yourself at a loss of words as you sweatdrop when Daichi leans into you

- What the hell did you do, Suga-

- “...call me that more often.” As he closes the distance, causing your knees to go weak when his arm wraps around your waist to support you, leaving you breathless when he pulls away

- “Well damn if I had known you had a kink for being called-” “Wait. Did Suga tell you...?”

- Frowns in suspicion when you shake your head no vigorously as he sees through you in a second, sighing with a light blush uncharacteristically still on his cheeks

- “Tell no one I acted this way.” “Whatever you say, Senpai.”

- rolls his eyes at your cheeky smile, pecking your forehead cutely as you hum into his neck when he holds the back of your head lovingly, mumbling into your hair-

- “I swear you’ll be the death of me one day.” “That’s a promise!”

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kozumebunny · 3 years

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Seijoh + Shiratorizawa + Maid Dress

Consider supporting me!

uhh flirting that has some implications? mostly gn reader

has: oikawa Tooru, iwaizumi Hajime, matsukawa issei, hanamaki takahiro, kyotani kentaro, ushijima wakatoshi, tendou satori, semi eita, goshiki tsutomu

Oikawa Tooru

>he's wearing the maid dress because a) he lost a bet with Seijoh 4, b) you asked him to wear it or d)he wants to tease you for having a maid kink

>there's no other possible reason he's wearing it

>he'd bake milk bread with you and he's such a flirt omfg

>"are you having trouble kneading the dough, my mistress? let me put my hands over yours and show you how it's done"

>ok bitch

>he doesn't really clean

>believes he is above cleaning

>thinks he should just be eye candy and not do any actual work

>kind of the worst maid for that reason

>idk why he thought bragging to Hanamki and Matsukawa about wearing a maid dress was a good idea but he did

>now everyone knows

>Hanamaki got real oh you haven't heard energy

>so yeah now his fan club wants him to wear the maid dress for them

Iwaizumi Hajime

>no he won't wear it for you

>it's heartbreaking

>even when he loses a bet he says the only way they can get him in it is if they forcefully do it

>they tried and failed

>mildly upset about him not wearing the maid dress

>but it's okay because he later on tells you "I don't need to wear a stupid maid dress to take care of you. Besides, I thought you liked my muscle tank tops."

>ok mr. heartthrob you right about that

>(don't admit to him he will hold it over your head and wear muscle tops to fish for compliments from you. don't give him the power)

Matsukawa Issei

>you just come to his house one day and he's like "what's up" as if he isn't even wearing a maid dress that hangs loosely on him?? clearly one or two sizes too big

>"amazon said to size up. amazons a fucking liar"

>will not do anything you ask of him

>won't call you mistress or master or anything like that that puts you in the position of power

>He'll make food for the both of you and do his cleaning chores and that's it

>just sits on the couch watching tv with you in the maid dress.

Hanamaki Takahiro

>he'll wear it but if anyone asks him about it directly he denies it

>doesn't care if you tell everyone. he still denies it

>he can't cook but he can clean

>will do what you tell him to, but there is a limit to how much he'll do for you so don't push it

>is also probably wearing a maid outfit that isn't like. meant to be a maid outfit

>it's a sex shop type maid outfit lmfao

>"what maid outfit was I supposed to get?" pls he's so clueless on this shit

Kyotani Kentaro

>the only person who can convince him to wear one is Iwaizumi

>you're not getting him in the maid dress otherwise

>f in the chat

>I really need to stop saying that

>I think he might go for a lacy or more delicate looking one. Not because he feels like he's good looking in it, but he associates maids overall as very like. prim and proper delicate things. like pink floral porcelain things

>can't cook. if you ask him to clean he will immediately stop doing it. he's a stubborn dick

>will just straight up leave your house if you push him to do stuff for you too much

>won't ever admit to wearing it. iwaizumi won't tell anyone that Kyotani wore one either

Ushijima Wakatoshi

>this reeks tendou mischief

>he had a hand in it

>semi could not stop him

>either tendou knows that you like boys in maid dresses or he thinks Ushijima in a maid dress would be the perfect thing for you

>Tendou may or may not have such a hard time finding a dress size for Ushijima

>dude is 6 foot and built y'all idk how he would even find one

>power of god and anime on his side I suppose

>he also wears one that is really basic

>black and white with an apron

>"an apron is good so I can stay clean while doing my chores."

>"Waka-chan we want to go for looks and beauty with maid outfits not practicality"

>wears the maid dress for you but he's still a little clueless

>he doesn't get that he should be calling you master or mistress so you have to explicitly tell him. treats it as a more boss/worker relationship than maid/master relationship

>like yes he understands do as he's told, do what you ask, be efficient about it, all around take care of you

>proud of the fact that he can take care of you

>he will give you healthy snacks and cook a healthy dinner

>won't give you candy

>"it's not good to eat so much candy so let's eat healthier snacks"

>you have to give in cause he's such a sweetheart

>wants you to watch him cook cause he does all sorts of fancy tricks to impress you

>may or may not have learned said tricks from Tendou

Semi Eita

>oh good god he will only wear it for you in private and deny it if ever asked

>no photos or videos allowed!!

>he's so blushy and nervous in it it's not something to laugh about

>put the cat ears and tail on him. you know you want to

>but he will wear it for you

>wears it cause you express interest in it

>blushing when he calls you mistress/master

>very sweet

>cuts fruit for you and even hand feeds it to you

>a sweetheart

>calls you sweet pet names in between like "of course, my puppy"

>will do what you ask of him so don't take advantage of him!!

>his love language is acts of service so really, him wearing a maid dress is just. him in a maid dress going out his normal routine with you

>10/10 would date him in a heart beat

>ASKING HIM TO PLAY GUITAR FOR YOU??? PLEASE DO IT?? SINGS ALL SORTS OF LOVE SONGS FOR YOU OR LULLABYS OR DISNEY SONGS

>DONT TOUCH ME IM SOFT LIKE JELLO

Tendou Satori

>wears it for you of his own volition

>if he even has a sneaking suspicion you're into it bam he's already on a cosplay website

>probably cosplaying an anime character

>like he's wearing ram or rem's maid dress (from re:zero)

>can't cook. don't trust him with it. he will accidentally kill you

>can clean but does it super fast so he can spend more time with you

>so not really a good job

>calls you all the master/mistress/pet names he can

>oh he's soaking this shit up

>he's expecting you to wear the maid dress in return for him

Goshiki Tsutomu

>I feel like he would have a very traditional approach with the maid dress

>might wear one that's like a kimono or yukata base style?

>will only wear it if you explicitly ask him to

>Tendou probably riles him up into it

>"but what if she wants you to Goshiki? Don't you want to be the best boyfriend possible?"

>will bow when you come to his home

>always yes thank you with a sir/maam at the end

>Does his best

>when he cuts fruit for you he even cuts them out into little shapes

>its honestly so sweet

>Will even give you a massage

>brushes your teeth, dresses you in the morning

>very proud of himself because he knows he can take care of you for a fact now

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jinkicake · 4 years

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Haikyuu Masterlist

★ SMUT

FICS

Akaashi Keiji

Get Lost~

It’s rare that you get Akaashi all to yourself, this time you truly savor it.

Baby Boy ★

Sub!Akaashi

Akaashi, A Sub? ★

Some more Sub!Akaashi with a service top!

Bokuto Koutarou

King of The Thighs ★

Let’s dig a little deeper into Bokuto’s, very obvious, thigh kink.

Bokuto And His Stamina ★

NSFW about Bokuto eating you out </3

Iwaizumi Hajime

Porcupines Can Be Scary Too ★

Angry sex with jealous!Iwaizumi.

Kageyama Tobio

Kageyama’s First Meal ★

Part Two ★

It’s your first time getting intimate with Kageyama and he eats you out.

Kozume Kenma

Minecraft and Chill?

Face masks with Kenma!

Kuroo Testurou

Cats Don’t Like Water ★

Part Two ★

Just a little hot tub fun with Kuroo~

Good Boy, Kuroo ★

Kuroo becomes submissive with you for the first time.

Miya Atsumu

Let Them Watch ★

Teasing Atsumu always leads to something interesting.

Yes, Atsumu Is Loud ★

You tie up Atsumu and tease him so much, that he pretty much cums without being touched.

Nishinoya Yuu

Nishinoya Is Not Quiet ★

Soft sex with Nishinoya Yuu~

Oikawa Tooru

Hit It Until It Breaks ★

Rough sex with a teasing Oikawa~~

Are You Trying To Make Me Fall For You?

Late night walks with Oikawa Tooru.

Not So Smooth Oikawa ★

You have enough of Oikawa’s teasing and decide to respond back.

Sakusa Kiyoomi

Sakusa Loves To Please You ★

Sakusa eats you out for the first time.

Sugawara Koushi

Sugawara And His Fingers ★

Sugawara has been edging you for a while and it has gotten to the point where you can’t even speak.

Tendou Satori

Laser Tag

Tendou takes you on a laser tag date!

The Panty Raid ★

Tendou wants to play a little game~~

All Tied Up ★

Tendou can be such a little shit when it comes to teasing, you set to figure out why it is so much fun.

Professor Tendou

Tendou does a poor job at teaching you Japanese.

Failed To Deliver ★

Tendou asks what you are doing tonight and you accidentally say ‘you’.

Terushima Yuuji

Such A Dirty Mouth ★

Terushima hates when you ignore him.

Tsukishima Kei

Go, Tsukki, Go!

Tsukishima with a supportive s/o who goes to all his games and cheers really loud for him, but one game he starts to lose confidence and so his s/o helps encourage him!

Ushijima Wakatoshi

Boyfriends...

Ushijima meets your favorite volleyball player, newsflash: it’s not him.

He is 6′3...

How will the great Ushijima Wakatoshi handle rejection?

Right? Right.

You find yourself in a haunted house with Ushijima, thanks to a certain red head.

Human Anatomy ★

Part Two ★

Ushijima’s med student s/o uses his muscles to study anatomy.

Nope, Definitely Not In Love With Ushijima Wakatoshi

You visit your childhood friend, Ushijima, over winter break!

Ushijima’s Love Language ★

Ushijima wakes up to you having a wet dream.

A Little Bit of Love, My Love Non-Stop!

You’re the well-known girl's volleyball captain and everyone adores you, secretly wanting you all to themselves. Too bad Ushijima beat them to it, but nobody knows that just yet.

Pillow Princess ★

Part Two ★

SFW/NSFW headcannons of Ushijima with a short and curvy/chubby gf ft. size/daddy kink.

What Are The Limits To Ushijima Wakatoshi?

Jealous!Ushijima in which the reader develops a plan with Oikawa to make her soft boyfriend show how rough he actually can be.

Hanabi

It’s your first date with Ushijima and you two go to a carnival!

Really? You Still Have A Boner? ★

Nothing like your family being the ultimate cockblocks.

What Happens When You Ignore Ushijima Wakatoshi ★

Note to self, Ushijima always craves your attention during a game.

Now or Never

Ushijima and his deadpan reactions are going to be the death of you.

Ushijima And His First Impressions

Ushijima isn't always the best with first impressions which is why it comes as no surprise that your protective older brothers hate him.

Heaven ★

Ushijima thinks back to the first time he ever saw you naked.

Oh, Baby!

Even when you catch yourself slipping, your husband is always there to catch you.

Yamaguchi Tadashi

Tongue Tied

Not much is known about the quiet third year Yamaguchi Tadashi, but one thing is for certain. He has a giant crush on you.

Reactions

Akaashi Keiji

Quarantine With Him

How He’d React With A S/O Who Is Good At Hiding Their Feelings

Overstimulating Him ★

How He’d React To Be Sucked Off While On The Phone ★

How He’d React To A S/O Who Deals With Sensory Overloads

How He’d React To A S/O Who Has Physical Touch As Their Love Language

How He’d React To A Bratty Sub ★

Headcannons For Doja Cat’s Freak ★

How He’d React To A S/O Who Is Insecure About Their Small Chest ★

How He’d React To His S/O Dominating Him ★

How He Is As A Dad

How He’d React To Bathtime With His S/O ★

How He’d React To A S/O Who Loves To Leave Hickeys On Him ★

How He’d React To A S/O Who Loves To Make Stickers

How He’d React To Having Sex While His S/O Is On Their Period ★

How He’d React To Being Called Daddy In Front Of The Team ★

How He’d React To A S/O Who Loves Cats And Has Catlike Traits

How He’d React To His Childhood Best Friend Confessing Their Feelings

Aone Takanobu

How He’d React To Being Called Daddy In Front Of The Team ★

Azumane Asahi

How He’d React To Being Called Daddy In Front Of The Team ★

How He’d React To His S/O Dominating Him ★

How He’d React To An S/O Who Has An Appreciation For His Arms/Back ★

Bokuto Koutarou

How He’d React To Being Called Daddy In Front Of The Team ★

How He’d Comfort A S/O With Boyish Features

Headcannons For Doja Cat’s Freak ★

How He’d Comfort A S/O Who Just Got Out Of A Toxic Relationship

How He’d React To A S/O Who Is Insecure About Their Small Chest ★

College Party Headcannons

How He’d React To His S/O Dominating Him ★

How He’d React To Having Sex While His S/O Is On Their Period ★

How He’d React To An Innocent Virgin S/O ★

How He’d React To A S/O Who Loves To Make Stickers

How He’d React To His S/O Sending Him Dirty Texts In Public

How He’d React To His S/O’s Semi Colon Tattoo

How He’d React To His S/O Saying ‘The Faster You Get To Me The More Kisses You Get’

How He’d React To A S/O Who Loves To Leave Hickeys On Him ★

How He’d React To A S/O Who Has Never Received An Orgasm From Another Person Before ★

How He’d React To Getting A Blowjob Right Before Practice ★

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