Proof that Tony Stark is a Sub

(Or at least a bottom) in the MCU.

Iron Man (2008):

Sex scene with Christine Everhart (0:09:00): Tony on his back, Christine is sitting on him, leading.

Deleted scene (supposed to be at 0:14:00) “Tony and Rhodey on Stark Jet” (1:25): a «flight attendant» blindfolds Tony before taking him to the bedroom.

Iron Man 2:

Alternate Opening (Deleted Scene – that moment is not on the Disney+ version of the opening, so check on YouTube): so Tony likes spanking, huh… That’s not the only “spanking” moment, read further.

The Avengers:

0:27:25 – Pepper is whispering something in Tony's ear, and we can tell by the look on Tony's face that she will do this to him in the bedroom after the job is done. If we check Gag Reel video for the movie in the first scene we can hear Tony commenting “Dirty, filthy. Fine, suits me” to Pepper’s promises.

Iron Man 3:

0:03:35 - Maya takes off glasses from Tony and pulls him by his scarf into a kiss.

1:18:50 - Tony is tied to a bed in Killian’s lab. Maya says “It’s just like old times, huh?”. Tony replies “Oh, yeah. With zip ties. It’s a ball.”

Avengers: Infinity War:

0:14:35 - Cloak of Levitation smacks Tony for leaning on the Cauldron of Cosmos. Tony turns around and looks at Strange and his hand, thinking that it was him. He replies with “I’m… going to allow that”.

You used to have a moral psychology. You used to have ideals. You wanted to help people. Now look at you. I get to wake up every morning with someone who... still has their soul.

Rebecca Hall as Maya Hansen Iron Man 3 (2013) dir. Shane Black

Marvel No Context #12

What If…The Iron Overtook The Man?

Here’s another horror-centric idea for a What If scenario before the end of the year, based on the recent Darkhold Saga from 2021.

{In this alternate timeline, when Aldritch Killian and Maya Hansen kidnapped Tony Stark, instead of just merely torturing Tony with footage of Pepper being given the Extremis Serum, Killian decides to go a step further and inject Stark with the serum as well.

Moments after injection, when Tony desperately tries to call the Mark 42 suit back to help him, the fusion of the suit’s technology and Tony’s Extremis-fueled blood caused a horrific side effect, merging the man and his mind into the suit.

After the newly created Iron Maniac brutally kills Killian, Hansen escapes and frees Rhodey, escaping with Trevor Slattery before Tony can hurt them.

As the heroes attempt to handle the horrific situation and rescue Pepper, Tony’s mind begins to descend into madness as he binds up Killian’s men and starts bonding them to his now-Extremis-laced armors, dissolving them completely into the suits.

He soon learns from them the whereabouts of Pepper and decides to spread this newfound “gift” to her and all of the his friends.

As Rhodey, Maya, and Trevor attempt to free Pepper from the Roxxon Shipyard, Tony shows up with an Extremis-Empowered Iron Legion, including the now-armored remains of Happy Hogan.

The group then battles both Legionaries and A.I.M. Troops alike in a bid to escape, with Trevor getting turned and absorbed in the process.

As the group gets close to escape, Stark corners them, cutting off their exit. Rhodey and Pepper engage with him in battle to allow Maya to repair their escape boat; as they fight Tony’s deep paranoia and emotions then begin to surface, making him more dangerous and erratic.

After Tony injures and knocks out Rhodey, he then gestures Pepper to a suit of her own, claiming that it will “cure” her as well. While Pepper seemingly agrees with him for the moment, she then uses this distraction to kick him back and rip into the suit’s weapons arsenal, ripping out a missile from it.

As Rhodey regains consciousness, she then heats up the missile with her powers and throws it at the Iron Maniac, which Rhodey follows up with a repulsor blast, knocking everyone back.

Pepper, Rhodey, and Maya manage to escape the horror scene, but unfortunately, so does a now-damaged Tony. Then on Christmas Day, as the trio assembles with the other remaining Avengers to deal with this rising threat, the Iron Maniac publicly announces his ultimate gift: a suit of armor around the world, one for every person in it.}

I know this one is probably dark in a lot of places, and that many would understandably prefer an Iron Man vs. Wenwu episode, but I thought it would be another possibility to remix for Season 3 or possibly beyond.

IDK, let me know what you guys think!

Hope you like it and have a Happy New Year!

Maya Hansen Madrid Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2012!

Maya Hansen, 2023

Especial Vilões: Benjamin Hansen/Scorcher

Filho de Maya Hansen com pai desconhecido. Também vai aparecer no próximo arco da história!!

In my fic "Because I Knew You," Wanda Maximoff was unaffected by the "forget Peter Parker" spell, actually became neighbors and friends with him, and eventually destroyed the Darkhold before ever targeting America Chavez.

Unfortunately, now a sorceress named Clea is after her instead, to destroy her before her multiversal incursions further destabilize the multiverse and the Dark Dimension. But when Stephen Strange learns of this - and eventually realizes Wanda is not behind it - he brings her and Peter to protect America with him.

Thus what SHOULD have been Multiverse of Madness ensues - with Clea as the all-powerful female villain NOT made out of sexist tropes/character regression, Wanda and Peter side-by-side to help save America, Stephen thoroughly on edge around Clea for many reasons, and different kinds of multiverse travels, cameos and surprises all around them.

Chapter Eleven: What Could Have Been - Stephen learns more about his alternate self and his wife Clea - and who else was by their side.

Marvel (ik that’s really broad hehe)

Psssh I could always talk marvel (esp old marvel)

Blorbo (favourite character, character I think about most often): you guys might find this surprising but Tony Stark

Scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Tony Stark :) like in im3?? those puppy dog expressions?? and whenever he talks to Pepper Potts???

Scrimblo Bimblo (underrated/under appreciated fave): Clint Barton - no need to say more, he’s very underappreciated; the grounding force of the avengers? Hello!?

Glup Shitto (obscure character, one that appears in background for .2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Maya Hansen - seriously this girl is so forgotten and she’s literally SO SMART SHE CREATED EXTREMIS!!!

Poor Little Meow Meow (problematic/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Helmut Zemo

Horse Plinko (character I would torture for fun): in terms of whump or because I hate them? Lol. I’m going with the spirit of whumptober and saying Peter Parker - I’d whump the shit out of him to show my love. (In terms of disliking them though, Justin Hammer - too annoying)

Eeby Deeby (character I would send to superhell): Ivan Vanko, Aldrich Killian, and all those slimeball n*zi villains

As he had suspected, Hulk was watching a movie. It was something animated, by the look of it, and had something to do with horses maybe? At least there were horses on the screen. Hulk was in his giant Hulk Bean Bag chair, a one of a kind piece of furniture not just in size but composition. The room smelled faintly like bacon, which was weird, but there was a cart with food leftovers on it so that explained that. The thing that stopped Tony in his tracks was Maya. She sat on the side of the bean bag chair, leaning companionably on his arm, with one leg tucked up under her other. She looked for all the world totally comfortable in her spot and gave Tony a little wave. “Mornin’ Tony,” she said, “What’s up?” JARVIS hadn’t mentioned Maya was in here. Why hadn’t JARVIS mentioned it? Surely it had to be worth noting- “Not much,” Tony said, “Just got up, figured I’d check on things. How are you two doing?” “We’re good so far,” Maya said, “We’ve just been watching stuff and having a late breakfast.” She looked over to the cart, “I don’t think there’s any left, sorry.” Tony waved his hand, “Don’t worry about it. Say, could I have a word with you, Maya? In the hall?” Hulk shifted on his bean bag chair but Maya rolled her eyes like she expected this. She pats Hulk’s arm soothingly and he settled back down. “I’ll be right back, do you mind waiting, Hulk?” “Hulk wait,” Hulk said. “Money Man not take long time to talk.” Maya slid down off the side of the bean bag chair. She landed on bare feet and paused to straighten her skirt up, “Come on Money Man, let’s chat.” She walked past Tony and back into the hallway. Tony followed her, keeping quiet until the door shut. Maya put up a hand before Tony could even start, “I don’t know what you’re thinking, Tony, but the gist of it is this. Hulk’s going to be sticking around until Bruce can calm the fuck down, right? The thing is, Bruce is throwing this really long ass tantrum inside of Hulk’s head. He’s pissed that his cure didn’t synthesize. He’s upset because his lab is destroyed. He’s mad at us for not stopping the Hulk from destroying everything. He’s mad at you for, as far as I can tell, being you, and he’s mad at himself for, well, everything else.” “And you know this because…?” “Hulk told me,” Maya said with a shrug, lowering her hand. She crossed her arms over her chest, “I mean, not all in a list like that, obviously, but we’ve been talking all this morning. It’s not like- I mean I don’t know how split personalities are supposed to work or whatever, I didn’t really do that much in psychology and you know the movies have it all fucked up- but Hulk basically can communicate with Bruce while he’s the facing personality or whatever. He can feel what Bruce is angry about or sad about. It’s part of why he didn’t want Betty around because seeing Betty forces Bruce to have to calm down. He gets worried about her getting hurt or freaked out so he forces himself to relax and de-Hulk.” “So having Betty around is key to getting Bruce back to the forefront,” Tony said with a nod. He wasn’t super surprised that Hulk could feel what Bruce was on about. He remembered Bruce working out a truce, of sorts, with the Hulk in his old timeline. Though, there Bruce’s search for a cure had long since ended… [...] “I’m not exactly sure we should have Bruce come back without hashing out some ground rules,” Maya said, breaking Tony from his spiraling thoughts. “I mean. There’s two of them in one body. It’s pretty obvious to me that Bruce can’t go back to trying to make a cure. That’s basically murder. I’d like to not to be an accessory to murder, thanks.” [...] “It’s clear that he can’t continue making the cure without at least recognizing what it means to the Hulk. But I don’t think we’re really qualified for that kind of thing.” Maya relaxed visibly and nodded. “We need a specialist therapist. Someone really qualified for this and someone we can trust, someone Bruce can trust.” “Someone who has worked with people with multiple personalities before,” Tony said, “I’ll have Jarvis start putting together a pool of people to choose from.” He drummed his fingers thoughtfully, looking just over Maya’s shoulder as he spoke. “We’ll have to convince both Hulk and Bruce to see the therapist, though. That might be difficult.” Maya shook her head, “I think I can convince Hulk. Betty can convince Bruce. Between the two of us, we’ll get him to agree to at least see someone for a little while, to at least give it a shot.”

Observer Effect by Ramabear (RyMagnatar)

Proof that Tony Stark is not an alcoholic in the MCU. Part 4

Iron Man 3:

0:01:10 – we know that Tony was drunk at that conference in Bern in 1999. Yinsen told us in Iron Man (2008) and Maya tells us here. But come on, all we see there – are drunk people with bottles and glasses of alcohol. Because it's NEW YEAR celebration. And btw, we see that he’s not REALLY drunk, like he was pretending to be in Iron Man 2.

0:10:20 – see no alcohol, only veggies. There are bottles on the table, but they don't look like alcoholic drinks.

0:16:25 – Tony goes to his wine cellar (it’s big, we have to admit), and drinks Hundred Acre wine.

0:17:10 – he takes a bottle of white wine from the fridge.

0:19:25 – a bottle of white wine with two glasses are waiting for Pepper in the living room. They were never touched.

0:52:15 – Tony is at the bar and is holding a glass of something colorless and with ice. I don't think he needs to get drunk right now, so I'll assume it's water. Put your ideas in the comments if you disagree.

1:17:50 – Trevor offers Tony a can of beer. Tony refuses.

End of the movie.

Conclusion: he was drunk. Maybe. Back in 1999. During the New Year celebration. But in 2013, before our eyes, he drank only a little wine. Even if he drank a glass of wine every day – that’s “normal drinking”.

Iron Man Three (2013) dir. Shane Black

Stark prompt

Song goes : i'll burn a hole through your cross

Made me think of that scene where Tony's tied up in IM3, and Killian only shows up after Maya's been here a while already, right? So Maya injects Extremis into Tony, Killian kills her, Tony goes all flamey, and that's all I have.

Tony Stark Smile (Part 15/♾️)

Can we talk about the dueling love triangles? The movie goes hard on the idea of Tony and Pepper having relationship woes, with Killian as a dark suitor to Pepper and Maya as a dark suitress for Tony.

But. Like. It never actually does anything with that. It's just there. Tony and Pepper bicker throughout the film but their relationship is never really tested, and it's never even suggested that they'd ever consider hooking up with the villainous rivals. There is zero suspense with this plot element.

I don't know why this is here.

I CAN'T BELIEVE rebecca hall came to play a villainous botanist in the best iron man movie looking LIKE THIS and u all just forgot