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“ AUGUST , matt sturniolo ( 1 ) ★ “
★ ) 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 ; y/n tries to put an end to the summer love she shared with matt, only to feel the regret and guilt burn into her skin later on.
★ ) 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ; smut for the first couple of paragraphs but it’s not that important so you can skip, arguing (verbal) — major back and forth, mentions of alcohol, angst tbh, use of y/n, talking to an ex, kinda boring igg but will get better, explicit language, msg me if i missed something!
★ ) 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 ; accidentally deleted this and had to re-write the end- was so close to just cancelling my plans to publish it but glad i didn’t (lmk all the folklore references u find bc i left some🫢). hopefully you like it bc this is my favorite work ever :) oh and this is kinda short/boring but i think that jus cuz im a hater ✌🏽
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home wreckage. castles crumbing. gods giving up their power. when all falls apart on itself bystanders like to stare whilst the whole time you’re just laying there mentally begging to open your mouth and scream for them to help, to call someone, to do something. anything, other than stare.
but how could they? why would anyone want to help when they get a free show?
y/n didn’t mean for it to happen, or for it to last this long.
matt was strictly only to be her tutor, helping her better the D she had in math. but soon the hour long sessions with him that were spent mindlessly dodging her sarcastic comments shifted to him under her, begging for a sweet release.
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matts rapid thrusts quickly turned sloppy as he chased the high of his third orgasm. y/n let out moan after moan from under him, thighs shaking from her own overstimulation.
“m–matt no marks, ‘member?” she gave his rather fluffy brunette hair a warning tug. he whined against her neck, lips still in contact with her skin.
“please,” he pleaded, but he knew better than to do anything without permission. “a- at least let me–“ he couldn’t finish, too embarrassed to say it.
y/n’s hands trailed all over matt’s body, gently pulling at the porcelain with a desire for him to be closer than he was.
within the few months she’s seen him undressed, she was still as surprised as the first time he took off his clothes. who could’ve guessed someone as innocent looking as him had pure muscles, a toned stomach and a rather long cock.
she used to be part of those that didn’t.
y/n cupped the side of his face, landing a soft smack against his cheek, urging him to spit the words out. “let- hmph- me cum inside m-mommy”
another thing people wouldn’t have assumed about him would probably be his raging mommy kink.
y/n wasn’t used to being the dominant one in bed, usually all her exes and old flings preferred to be on top, but with matt it was different.
she was new to all of it, but she liked the control and trust she had over him. he gave her the will to do anything her wanted on top or on bottom. he was good and easy– something she’s never experienced until the fateful night in november when they first met.
once receiving her approval, matts fast pace managed to quicken. she cradled his head in towards her neck, whispering sweet nothings about how good he was in his ear as he came undone.
matt still put out slow and sensual thrusts, making sure his girl came too. though y/n taught him almost everything he knew, it didn’t take a genius or someone that got a lousy A+ on a test to know to never leave a girl unsatisfied.
“fuck—“ y/n’s arms wrapped around his neck, holding him as her orgasm was coming by quicker and quicker, “i think im falling in love with you” y/n whispered, like it was the most casual thing to say. matt raised his head from her at the confession.
her eyes remained shut tight as his own pair studied her face.
he didn’t know if she could sense how tense he got from her words. maybe she didn’t mean it. she couldn’t. but maybe she did.
“w-what?” y/n remained silent, only let out gasps of air as he hit past her cervix and bursting the knot in her stomach.
she slowly opened her eyes, immediately greeted with the confused stare coming from the boy on top of her. “i said i think i lo—“
.⭒☆━━━✰━━━☆⭒.
matt watched with dilated pupils as y/n rolled around in the grass field. her now stained summer dress shifted under the rapid movement, lifting to show off her cushiony thighs.
the same thighs that were wrapped around his head two weeks ago when he learned how to please a woman using only his tongue.
the same thighs that were still wrapped around his head last night as he pushed her limits into orgasm after orgasm.
“whatcha thinking ‘bout, pretty boy?” she stopped her kid-like behavior to focus only on him. matt leaned his head into the hand that delicately caressed his cheek.
he wasn’t used to the romantic side of psychical touch, but with y/n it’s all they ever did.
she slowly pulled off his glasses and slipped them onto her face, unknowing of how much matt loved seeing her with them.
it was a mutual feeling for the opposite thing. she loved how he looked without them. he still looked good with them on but without? he’d have girls swooning over him all the time.
y/n laid back on the grass and propped herself up on her elbows so she could still see matt.
the light from the 6:00 pm sun hit the glass frames perfectly to make it seem like her eyes were sparkling. though maybe they actually were, they always seem to whenever she’s at peace.
“you gonna answer me or just stare like a middle schooler watching his first porno?” she joked. matt smiled at her, “thinking of you, what else?” he joked back.
y/n cocked her head up as a replacement for a shrug, “i don’t know, maybe you have other girls on the side”
matt stifled a laugh, “you’re the only girl– honestly like ever.. thought you knew that?” he didn’t get that she was joking, now it had to be serious.
“well i knew i was the first but.. i don’t know, it’s a dumb thought, i just assumed you’d see other girls..” y/n trailed off. she didn’t know how to finish the sentence, not wanting to come off as insecure.
“is it ‘cause thats what cameron used to do?” matt felt instant regret from his words as he watched y/ns face retort to an unfamiliar expression.
for a sentence rolling as smooth as butter, it sure did hit like a knife in y/n’s chest.
cameron rodriguez, y/ns “ex” boyfriend and probably the most shallow guy in boston. he stood 5’9 with shaggy blonde hair and piercing green eyes, practically the opposite of all that matt is.
don’t let his good looks fool you, y/n could fill up a truck with pennies counting everytime he did something to her.
but no matter how many times he cheated, argued, degraded or made her cry herself to sleep, she still kept coming back. creature of habit, why let go of something you’re used to? y/n never thought better would find her, but then matt was introduced to her.
“i-im sorry. i don’t know why i said that—“
“no, no. it’s okay, matt. you weren’t thinking.” she gave him a tight-lipped smile.
“are you sure?” she ignored him and took off his glasses, placing them next to her tote bag. matt didn’t push, he knew her boundaries and spent the whole time beating himself up for mentioning cameron.
the conversation died down with the sun, the orange glow fading every second as the moons white glazed the sky.
“this is nice.” y/n was laying against matt’s flannel-covered chest, her left arm loosely hugged his waist. “i like spending time with you, ya know?”
he hummed softly to her words, not sure what to say. she continued talking, “i just wanted to let you know–“ y/n shuffled out of his grasp and sat up, “even when this comes to an end.. this truly was the best thing i ever had.”
matt’s face dropped. he knew it was bound to end at some point, their moments of heaven were only begged and borrowed time, but he wasn’t expecting for it to end so suddenly.
it felt like the world was crumbling as he tried to process everything. he let out a small ‘oh’, what was he supposed to say?
his eyes finally met with hers once he was able to form sentences. “we’re coming to an end?” he could see the pity form on y/ns face as she tried to think of something to say as an excuse.
“i- i mean obviously we’re coming to an end, but.. we’re coming to an end?” matt so badly wanted it to be some sick twisted joke, for y/n to double back in laughter and say she was kidding, that she wanted him.
he spent months infatuated with the thought of actually being with the girl of his dream, and now he finally has her but she was never actually his.
"matt.." y/n reached over trying to cup his face, but he pulled away. "this is for the best. i'm not good for you and it'll only get wor-.
"bullshit!" matt cried out, cutting off her sentence, "we've spent all summer together and you're now telling me you're not good for me? y/n you're perfect–“
"but you can do better!" she began to raise her voice, letting the tree critters and whoever might be near hear her counter argument, “it's just- with school an-and the stress.. matt you have so much potential! i'd only be a distraction"
"you wouldn't distract me"
"i already do"
"my academics are already good, i'd graduate either way"
"it's not just the academics part." y/n looked down at her lap. matt's hard face softened, not sure on what expression to settle on.
he looked away, staring at the crescent moon and taking note of how it looked hooked against the far mountains.
the rock glowed, but barely casted enough light for people to make their way through town without help.
"then what's it about." he still remained eye contact with the white in the sky. y/ns hand crept onto his to try and comfort him, she held a small smile when he didn't attempt to pull away.
"look.. i have a reputation to uphold, and with you it'd— it'd just get confusing so fast and would ruin every-“
matt stood abruptly, not before grabbing his glasses to put back on. "so it's 'cause we both have a different popularity status?"
y/n stood so she was still at eye level with him, "no! that's not what i'm tryna say, it's just with who i am and.. you know?" she couldn't even think of a clever defense.
"no, y/n, i don't know and id love for you to tell me what” he crossed his arms.
“matt..” tears filled the brim of her eyes as they held contact. she couldn’t look away, if she was gonna end it the least he deserved was for it to be eye to eye.
“you can do better” she repeated herself, “and it’s was only a matter of time before you realize it. you dont want what i all the baggage i have, believe me matt.” she once again reached out for his hand, butt matt took a step back.
“i’m just keeping you safe from all of it”
he shook his head, not believing her not one bit. it was more than obvious y/n was hiding something. did she just not want to be seen with him? did some stupid high school status really effect her ego that much? yes.
matt began walking away, leaving y/n standing at where they once laid.
“i’ll call you later?” she called out, unsure if matt even wanted to her from her. he didn’t even bother looking over to spit out the venom filled sentence, “no point, we weren’t real anyway.”
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y/n was spread on her bed listening as the phone rang a million times. y/n, on holding hers up to her ear in hopes she'll hear her summer loves sweet voice.
"this is matt. sorry i couldn't get to you but i will as soon as i can."
his voicemail was left on repeat for what seemed like hours as she sulked at the sound.
it was her fault, she knew that. she didn't have to end it, but she panicked and did anyway, but for what? there was nothing stopping her from pursuing him. he was perfect. good grades, a good life, good humor, good friends, everything about him was a green flag.
maybe that was the problem though. she was so used to horrible treatment coming from horrible guys that the second she found someone good, she gave them up.
“this is matt. sorry i couldn't get—“
y/n’s phone began to ring, ending the torture she was putting herself through. she did even bother to check, her thumb loosely hit the accept button.
“hello” she croaked out. “first time you’ve responded to since what? may? and all i get is a sleepy hello” the voice of the last person she wanted to hear from filled her ears.
“what do you want, cam?”
“for you to come out of your house for once,” she could hear the background noise, it sounded like a party with the distant music and the chatter. “i’m not going.” she decided.
“cmon y/n, it’d be more fun than whatever you were doing all summer.” cameron tried to convince her. y/n sat up, looking towards her closet and then at her mirror.
for the first time in forever, she truly looked like a wreck. tangled hair, makeup running, and droopiness was all she saw.
she wasn’t listening to him, she remained the eye contact with herself before cutting him off again.
“give me thirty minutes, send me the details.” cameron let out a cheer, agreeing to comply. y/n hung up and walked to the closet to pick out an outfit.
she was already hesitant coming out of the shower. maybe she should cancel last minute, wouldn’t be the first time.
what if matt called her back while she was busy taking shot after shot with “friends”? what if she didn’t answer and he took it as the end of them forever?
what if school begins again and she’s back with cameron, back to being the ‘it’s girl, back to making people like him feel lesser?
y/n looked at her phone again. her contacts were open, cameron’s sitting on top of matt’s. whose does she click on? this one small task might decide the fate of everything from here on out.
she sighed, not wanting to give it another thought.
y/n
almost done, wearing heels tho so pick me up?
…
cam
already on the way babe ❤️
kinda short but i truly gave this my all- was literally writing it in my sleep acc 😭
if this flops i’ll cry LMFAO 💀 no but … the first couple paragraphs were acc weird to read and write bc i hate writing smut .. hope you enjoyed tho (if u do literally go be added to the taglist😛) already planning out chapter two- stream folklore bc this is heavily based around that (AND ETERNAL SUNSHINE OML) : ))
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Introduction
Here be mine list of information sources that I often use for arguing with people who genocidally hate wolves (and other wildlife,) based on misinformation, anti-wolf propaganda like 'Smoke a Pack a Day!' (yes, wolf haters literally say inflammatory hogwash like this,) and centuries of uneducated fear based upon the very few times in history (actual accounts forgotten) that (likely largely habituated) wolves have been less than friendly to humans. (And I was going to include a picture of one of these 'smoke a pack a day' things but urgh... honestly they make me want to vomit.)
🐾Please note that I will be constantly adding to this list and updating it as I find new ammunition - er, sources, with which to argue with/informationally support my ongoing work on my science-based graphic novel, Knife Edge. (Which I haven't worked on much lately due to my need to work on my shop - where you can buy all kinds of wolfy art by the way - instead.)
⚠️Important to note: wolf scientists can be a bit hard to talk to at times due to the fact that some of them have literally received death threats from wolf haters and people in the livestock industries who erronously believe based upon hearsay (i.e. no actual science,) that wolves are a threat to their top dollar. That's why the typically great podcast Ologies had trouble finding a wolf scientist for its lupinology episode - because people who hate wolves tend to hate people who say that they need to stop killing wolves because how dare they be wrong. (I'm still peeved about how bad that lupinology episode was by the way; it didn't even mention trophic cascades. Sigh. (That's why I haven't linked it here, and why I hope that Alie Ward will redo it someday, or that the podcast Science Versus will do a wolf episode instead someday.)
I myself am not a wolf scientist, (although this was my dream as a little girl which I gave up on due to painful dyscalcula,) but I am striving to be as expert about lupinology as much as a non-scientist can be, especially so that I can do wolves proper justice in my story Knife Edge as well as other future wolf advocacy projects that are percolating in my deranged little mind. My stunningly crappy brain for math may have prevented me from studying to become an actual wildlife biologist studying wolves in the field but it isn't going to stop me from helping wolves with my art by attempting to educate and dispel misinformation about them. I can do my best to be a science communicator and do wolf outreach through my work. Hopefully I won't get lynched for it.
Please feel free to use the following links should you decide that you need them. This post is linked in my pinned post so that it can be more easily found especially by me.
Why I Advocate for Wolves
- Because it's the right thing to do: wolves are sentient, highly social beings who live in closely knit family groups much like our own human families complete with parents who impart generational knowledge - such as tactically how to specifically hunt particular prey (for example: elk) - upon their offspring who either go off eventually to start their own families or stay put in their natal pack with their parents, helping to raise their younger siblings. No animal has been more horrifically scapegoated over the centuries of our coexistence than the wolf, which some people are still trying to eradicate even though no science supports this.
- Because I dream of a world where predators are protected, where all killing of them is banned, because they are simply too important to our planet to destroy. They are deeply critical to rewilding our planet and helping our own species survive, because where wolves are, wetlands and forests thrive, helping cure drought, prevent wildfires, facilitate natural carbon capture through the bettering of these ecosystems, and clean the water that we humans also drink, all by preventing cervid species like deer from overgrazing and destroying baby trees. Wolves cause trophic cascades which promote the survival of hundreds of other species from charismatic scavengers like bald eagles and red foxes to the freshwater trout that anglers love to catch whose health is aided by the beavers which are able to create expansive water meadows whenever deer are prevented by predators like wolves from eating all of the beavers' food.
- Because unshockingly, killing wolves greatly damages their genetic diversity, hindering their ability to survive as a species. (I can't believe that there are actually people surprised by this.)
- Because before we ruined everything, the presence of wolves and lack of human interference meant that pre-colonial biodiversity was unimagineably greater than what we see today and I for one would like to see this amazing biodiversity explode again within my lifetime.
- Because wolves and humans have a lot in common; they too mourn their dead and exhibit joy at the introduction of new babies to their families. Recognizing this isn't anthropomorphism; we too are animals, afterall.
"We have doomed the wolf not for what it is, but for what we deliberately and mistakenly perceive it to be – the mythologized epitome of a savage ruthless killer – which is, in reality, no more than a reflected image of ourself.” - Farley Mowat, Never Cry Wolf.
🐺Wolf Specific Citations
- Wolves as scapegoats for human evil.
- No statistical support for wolf 'control' (culling) and maternal penning as methods for helping endangered caribou in British Columbia. (Actually, erase the word culling - what they really mean is wolf genocide.)
- The plight of wolves in America (features an absolute textwall of citations!)
- New document suggests British Columbia is using Judas Wolves for aerial wolf cull.
- Account of use of Judas Wolves in British Columbia
- BC Wolf Cull: documents reveal cruel methods of killing wolves. (You can bet your butt that I am furious at my province for this.)
- Wolves do not require human 'help' to control their numbers.
- Wolves are extremely important for environmental health as they cause trophic cascades.
- A wolf, abruptly noticing a human, runs away in fear. (Example of typical human/wolf interaction.)
- Are wolves dangerous to humans? (Spoiler alert: they're statistically not.)
- Killing wolves is unnecessary: wolves naturally limit their own numbers.
- Wolves are not a significant threat to livestock. What is a genuine threat to livestock generally? Free roaming dogs (in fact, farmers in Scotland are allowed to outright shoot dogs who they notice bothering their animals,) dystocia (birthing complications,) and inclement weather - issues which could be aleviated at least a little if ranchers would just use some range riders - aka, cowboys.
- US government data shows that wolves have a negligible effect on livestock losses.
- Killing wolves actually leads to more livestock losses, not less.
- Alberta Rancher Using Non-Lethal Predator Control (hasn't 'had' to shoot a wolf in years)
- Livestock Guardian Dogs Reduce Losses by 11-100% (utilized correctly they are extremely effective)
- Livestock Guardian Dogs Reduce Predation (according to Texas A&M University.)
- Please note that the wolf ranking terms 'alpha/beta/omega' have been debunked and are no longer in reputable scientific use. I wrote a thing about it here. Wolf packs are families, not militant groups of marauding monsters.
- All about why we don't use the wolf ranking terms alpha/beta/omega anymore which is why I depict Larch's natal pack in Knife Edge without these terms.
Recommended Books & Films About Wolves
- The Homeward Wolf by Kevin Van Tighem (a great account of wolf behaviour including detailing how wolves have generational knowledge and typically only hunt what their elders have taught them to except in rare circumstances such as in the case of a melanistic male in the Canadian Rockies who started hunting mountain goats instead of the elk that he had been raised on.)
- The Last Wolf by Jim Crumley (goes over the extirpation of the wolf from Scotland and over the misinformation surrounding wolves in great detail; an inspiring read.)
- In the Shadow of a Rainbow by Robert Franklin Leslie (a novel telling the story of a remarkable friendship between a man and a wild wolf which also gives evidence to lupine pre-genocide culture.)
- Island of the Sea Wolves published and streamed by Netflix, which gives an interesting account of a wolf family that has two breeding females in it, who amazingly help each other raise their pups!
- The International Wolf Centre's wonderfully long list of wolf books and media. (Doesn't include everything though.)
Other Wildlife Citations (Mostly About Cougars, Honestly.)
As a wildlife advocate you have to pick your battles so most of my focus is on predators, particularly wolves, cougars, coyotes, and sharks with a small measure of focus on spotted hyenas. I do also have a soft spot for beavers, however, as they are personally sacred to me and also extremely important to the environment, being an unusual keystone species that is a herbivore rather than a predator. Generally predators are the most influential animals in a habitat but beavers - and bison - are novel exceptions. (And actually, squirrels are too. Every animal is an important facet however without natural predators ecosystems crumble. Humans are not a replacement; compared to predators like wolves humans typically do an outlandishly terrible job of positively influencing the ecosystem.)
- The importance of predators (many more useful citations!)
- Why We NEED Predators (ScienceNews)
- Unmasking the myth of wildlife 'management.' (Yet more citations.)
- USDA's war on wildlife (again super well cited!)
- Cougars are NOT a threat to public safety (and more facts about these adorable large dog-sized purr machines.)
- Cougars also cause trophic cascades (in fact many predators do this.)
- Cougars are actually extremely social.
- Cougars are TERRIFIED of human chatter!
- Cougars are the bigfoot of cats. (Also as they are technically 'small' cats - and they honestly are very small compared to actual pantherine big cats like tigers and lions - we need to stop calling them big cats.)
- Want to solve wildfires and drought? Leave it to BEAVERS!
- How beavers restore wetland in deserts.
- Coyotes under siege and misunderstood.
- Why killing coyotes doesn't work.
- Starving bear mercifully euthanized; autopsy reveals plastic impaction in its intestines.
- Disease precautions for hunters.
- The ecological effects of livestock guarding dogs (LGDs) on target and non-target wildlife.
- Impact of clear-cut logging on forests.
- Ojibwe Spirit Horse - here before colonization? Plausible, yes considering horse remains found in the arctic.
- Is shark repellent a real thing? (Yes it is, and it's being developed in modern times to save sharks from humans.)
- To underline how very little top predators want to hurt us much less eat us, watch this video to see a tiger shark (one of the most infamous species of shark,) happily cuddle with her human researcher friend and recognize him after not seeing him for years!
Other Wildlife Books & Films
- Lethal Control, produced by Predator Defense (an organization which does an amazing job of thoroughly listing their information sources) and is a film about M-44 cyanide bombs which kill wildlife and pets alike.
- American Coyote by Dan Flores (be warned, some of the information in regards to wolves is incorrect but it is still an extremely interesting and illuminating account of the coyote, Canis latrans.)
- California Mountain Lions: The Legends of California by One Health Institute (ecology of cougars and why they are threatened.)
Favourite Information Sources & Organizations to Support
- Predator Defense
- International Wolf Centre
- Wolf Conservation Centre
- The Fur-Bearers
- Raincoast Conservation Foundation
- Northern Lights Wildlife Wolf Centre
My Silly(?) Pet Peeves About Wolves
- How many Etsy stores flatout copy that silhouette of Kiba from Wolf's Rain howling with the moon behind him in their designs. Damnit, learn how to draw!!
- The whole moon association with wolves - no, they do not howl at the moon, they howl because it's fun, to communicate where they are/where prey is, to mourn, to locate family members, to express hunt victory (or alternatively "Come and get it!") Wolves probably do not give a damn about the moon.
- When people call baby wolves 'cubs' instead of 'pups' or 'puppies.' No. Wolves are a species of wild dog and baby dogs are puppies, therefore baby wolves are also puppies. Grr. 'Cub' to me implies a baby bear, or, heaven forbid, a pantherine kitten like a baby lion or tiger. Maybe hyenas too.
- Wolf haters, and how ludicrous it is that they've made something so simple so political. Wolves, like human uteruses, should not be political.
- Trophy hunters.
- How every wolf story is extremely fantastical instead of based upon any science.
- How no company ever makes accurately patterned wolf plushies.
- How cartoon wolves rarely look at all like real wolves.
- The fact that their common name is 'grey' wolf when at least in North America they commonly come in black too. I propose 'timber' wolf as a much more accurate name, as they are usually found in forests.
My Silly(?) Pet Peeves About Other Wildlife
- Trophy hunters. Please find a different way to prove that you have disposable income and that you are manly.
- When people call cougars/pumas 'mountain lions' because cougars are only very distantly related to real lions - they're on opposite sides of Felidae. Their closest relatives are jaguarundi, followed by cheetahs. Lions belong to Panthera along with tigers and leopards while cougars belong to the genus Puma. Additionally, cougars and puma are indigenous names while mountain lion is colonial. (Pumas are found in South America, cougars live in North America; same species but different subspecies due to differing habitats and prey.) 'Cougar' is derived from an indigenous Tupi (Brazil) word, çuçuarana.
- When people misuse the word 'cougar' to describe women. Ugh. Stop.
- The name 'black bear' because black bears come in a whole rainbow of colours including whie (spirit/kermode,) glacier (it's like blue roan for bears,) cinnamon, blonde and chocolate.
#wildlife advocacy#wolves#wolf#cougars#pumas#beavers#sharks#wolf advocacy#wolf advocate#wildlife#citations#cite your sources#my argument ammo
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i simply must know more about fates torn again... she is quite intriguing to me... if you wish to talk about her my ears are open and my eyes are on
heehe yessss i love her so bad let’s all huddle together by the campfire and share fates facts
- he is a hater yes, he is like if a high school bully had to iterate BUT THAT’S NOT ALL …. he’s also customer service core. which means he doesn’t show his hater side to Just Anyone, he likes hiding it from everyone and pretending to be all sunshine and rainbows and niceys because …. tbh probably because weaving convinced him to, like PLEASE can you at least Try getting along with the rest of the group. you do not have to hate everyone (fates will find a reason to hate anyone don’t test him) maybe some of them will be nice to talk to (they are not)
- (…someone else knows of his two-faced bullshit, though)
- speaking of weaving, fates is close friends with them, besties even, she is the only person she likes and shows her true self to (read: she complains and gossips to them all the time, and they just nod along whatever she’s saying hoping one of these cycles she will say something nice about her groupmates). unfortunately being close with weaving also means being close with sep—not to mention that his stupid ass loves helping and fates very often needs some assistance, which fucking kills her from the inside because she is his #1 hater but he acts liek they’re suuuch best friends. she’s just like sisyphus fr
- (she might have some other reasons for getting close with sep but i don’t know/i’m bald)
- the reason fates usually needs help with the stuff he’s doing is bc they fucked him up. they built his ass wrong somehowwwww (……) and now he doesn’t function as well as the rest of his group. he makes obvious mistakes and miscalculates and fails at stuff like simulations and bioengineering and all the things an iterator should be good at, what kind of iterator can’t even figure out quantum math or how to fuse two different dna sequences? come onnnn
- fates’ main hobby is gardening (in secret of course, only weaving knows about it). he color coordinates his gardens :) he picked it up after the ancients left
- she’s probably involved in the iterator equivalent of discourse circles and callout culture
- i don’t think she has always been like this. i don’t think she was born a hypocrite with a hatred for everything. sure, maybe she was independent and rebellious (because she doesn’t need the senior’s help or pity, alright?), but otherwise she might’ve even been nice. curious. tried her best at first, even if she didn’t understand why she wasn’t as good as the rest of her group. she tried to be as helpful and as professional as anyone else. but as the mistakes kept piling on and as her groupmates kept moving further without her (and got more maintenance and care than her), it became obvious that this just wasn’t working out. something was wrong.
- and isn’t it an iterator’s duty to find the answer?
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I love you hater| chap 1
Hi guys its me your author.. please support my story if you are interested<3 i lovee youu
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Soojin was on the classroom A1 she was sitting on her chair while waiting on her other classmates she was reviewing for incoming test..
"hey soojin!!" A familiar voice shouted before going inside the room and it was suha
"oh hey suha" soojin said then smiled.. suha putted her bags on her chair and she went to soojin who was studying hard
"yah no wonder you have high grades" suha said while pouting
"tsk just you know study hard suha so you can get high grades.. dont beat me tho" soojin said sarcastically
Suha laugh and she went on her chair..
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The other students are already inside the classroom everyone was doing there things jugyeong and suha are gossiping to each other taehoon with the other students were talking about soccer.. well suho. He is just quiet as always he never talks.
"hmm where is that monkey?" Soojin thought she was talking about han seojun her biggest hater. They're not friends but they hate each other soojin and seojun? No way they could be friends.
After a minute soojin heard a lot of girls screaming outside the classroom and she knows who it is.
"tsk he's here." She mumble to her self and she rolled her eyes
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"omo han seojun marry me!"
"i love you han seojun marry me!!"
"i like you i love you! Please be my boyfriend"
That's all the girls had been screaming. seojun was walking on the hall with his gang.. he was smirking the whole time.
He already went inside the classroom all of the students are looking to him with a shock face.. its his first day again after many weeks on the school..
He sat on his chair and he put his things down besides his chair and he went to take a nap..
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"that devil is back" soojin thought..
"ughh why is he back again!" She rage on her own thoughts
"students can someone solve this on board?" Mrs.kim ask
Soojin and suho putted there hands up and they went on the board..
They were solving math its basic to them since suho is top 1 while soojin is top 2
Its like a competition soojin was focusing hard also suho is focusing hard..
Seojun was looking to the two of them he was focusing on her. Kang soojin
"tsk kang soojin really is a monkey she knows how to solve math.. it ain't compliment" He said to his self
Two of them already done it and they have the same answers..
"well two of you did a very great job.. your answers are correct!" Mrs. Kim said
"well we need two more to solve some different math problems.. hmm kang soojin can you call someone?" Mrs. Kim ask soojin and soojin she smirk and then looked at seojun
She pointed at him and said " han seojun maam" she said and she was silently laughing inside
Han seojun was shock when he heard his name..
"the f-.. why me?" He ask soojin with his death glare
Soojin didn't do anything but she passes him she just smirk while sitting on her chair.
"ok han seojun come here and solve this math problems.. also lim jukyung you would be solving this other problem to" Mrs. Kim said
And that make seojun chuckle.
"m-me maam?." Jukyung ask nervously
"yes you lim jukyung.. ok go to your board answer that" Mrs. Kim said
"oh gosh please win lim jukyung!" Soojin's thought
Them answering math is so hard to them.. that's why some of their classmates thought they're together but soojin haven't heard it
"whats taking so long to two of you? Come on we don't have any time now" Mrs. Kim said
"ok lee suho please help lim jukyung and you kang soojin please help han seojun" Mrs.kim said
"WHAT!?" Both of us shouted
"yes why? Is there a matter kang soojin and han seojun?" Mrs. Kim ask
"no theirs nothing maam." Soojin said and she walk towards han seojun.. they were each besides
"you are really bad at math huh?" Soojin ask while helping seojun
Seojun rolled his eyes and he glare at soojin.
"so what if im bad at math? It matters that i am handsome" he said proudly
Soojin laugh silently "you look like a monkey it ain't opinion its a fact" soojin said and that make seojun burn more
"yah!" He shouted and all of the students started looking at him again even his teacher
"what's wrong Mr. Han seojun? You are shouting at kang soojin now? Hmm? Do you wanna go outside and do 1,000 laps or you wanna solve this with kang soojin? Hmm pick." Mrs. Kim said while her arms are crossing
Soojin Chuckle and that make her feel that she just won the argument with seojun but she is wrong.
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Its already lunch time soojin was with jukyung and suha they were eating together not until seojun came
"ugh he is back again" soojin said while eating her food agressively
"hey pretty jukyung" seojun shouted and that made soojin stopped eating
"yah if you are here to ann-"
"i am only gonna listen to her not you" he said while sitting besides jukyung
"idc but if you play her i will kill you with my own hands seojun" she said tryin to calm down
Seojun just rolled his eyes and he looked to jukyung who was eating uncomfortablely
"yah cant you see she is uncomfortable? Just leave her alone" soojin said
"no she's not" he said and he started eating his food...
Soojin was eating again and some questions came to her mind.
"han seojun why did you came back huh?" Soojin ask while eating her foods
"its none of your business" seojun said while eating his food to
"ok then.. leave lim jukyung she is none of your business to" soojin said and all of the students in the cafeteria was shock
"oh god what a drama" taehoon said
"shh babe dont be so loud.. some fight might happened" suha said trying to shut her boyfriend
Seojun scoff and he stood up walking towards soojin. He bend and he reach on her ears..
"you know soojin i dont know what's wrong with you but let me love lim jukyung its none of your business" seojun said and he walk away.. soojin was frozen on her spot right now.
#han seojun#kang soojin#lee suho#lim jukyung#seojun x sujin#true beauty#hwang in yeop#hwang in youp#park yoona
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rumors about my high school math teacher that i've heard in my five years at that school, ranked from most to least believable:
she originally taught in the Bad Part of the city where a kid pulled a knife on her, and that's why she's such a hardass: sounds a little flimsy, but definitely something you'd make up to explain why she seems to think the way to teach is to make your students shit their pants
she originally taught at a military school, and that's why she's such a hardass: same as above, though i feel like Getting A Knife Pulled On You is a better justification for her teaching style than this one
she has been known to have affairs with students (notably female students): i don't believe it, but it's not out of the realm of possibility. some teachers are like that (ew). however, this was delivered with a meaningful glance at me, which was totally uncalled for, guys maybe i did think she was a bit hot but i hate her more than i think that, please believe me
this specific girl a few grades above me who i have talked to once accused her of sexually harrassing her because she hated her math classes and wanted the teacher fired, and she confessed to this motivation a few days/weeks later: an insane story, but just enough to make one wonder "woah, is there some truth to this?" this was presented to me as an explanation as to why this girl is excused from any and all math classes. apparently the teacher really did not want to see her ever again. if this is true, why didn't they expel her?
she is actually a professional dancer and that's why she never comes to the graduation banquets, because she hates seeing the studens dance waltz really badly: nice, i love some hidden depths! i also hate seeing students dance waltz really badly, so this sounds reasonable. compatible enough with her personality as a hater
she is actually a professional baker: now, why on earth would you make up a rumor like this? perplexing yet compelling. i would like her to bake the cake on my wedding day.
#sorry for the long post i just think the dancer/baker rumors were hilarious#why on earth would you make up a rumor like that??? i love it#🌌
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List of things I am, gathered from my haters:
Condesceding - I get this one often, you've been warned. Nevemind how atrociously condesceding the ask I was responding to was, nevermind that I may be responding to a death threat or simply being assertive towards someone rude, I am always, always, always condesceding. Because, after all, how dare I reply to an ask I got sent? I mean who the hell do I think I am?
Hypocritical - Because I run a gossip blog I guess? You do the math on that one cause I'll confess my head hurts, anyway, consider yourself officially warned and nevermind the three very legal disclaimers on this site. lol
Ugly - Especially in Jensen's eyes! They can read minds, hearts and bodies and they know what Jensen likes! Oh my! ;) ;) I am extra amused by this one though for the love of Thor I can never share why.
Arrogant - This is true, I study a whole damn lot which mean yes, at times I am arrogant but I think in this case they mean God like level arrogant so please play my ego up, K? 🤣 Think female version of Thor meets Old Hollywood Diva. Let's accept nothing less than that.
Crazy - Nevermind how I go to therapy frequently despite excelling in my life because I take care of my well being, no, I disagree with Jensen so I must, in fact, be crazy. In fact, based solely on the fact that I'm a woman stating a controversial opinion I am, by default, crazy. You' ve been warned.
Bitter Jared Stan - Jared is at the moment more successful than Jensen on every level but apparently I'm "bitter"? Cause that word so matches my personality. 🤣 Anyway, this one is a huge compliment. I consider Jared an Ambassador of Humanity which is what a real Artist is, I deeply admire him so I'll be your Bitter Jared Stan, baby! ;)
AA - That's right, not only am I am bitter Jared Stan, I am also an Ackles Army member, even though I never joined nor subscribed to this particular sect and even though I am the patron saint of roasting AAs. I guess it's one of those Bitter by night Star by Day type of things?
Jensen Hater - Left the best one for last for logical reasons, look at the one above, yeah, make it make sense.
To summarize, I'm like the female version of Soldier Boy but hotter, with Thor hair and old hollywood glam vibes or as some poor AA once tweeted "why do they write like a James Bond villain". 🤣
Now, all kidding aside, just wanted you all to know that sometimes, in some moments of life, I am all of those things: sometimes I snap at people and am rude it I haven't slept in days or am in a high tension situation with jerks ,etc, sometimes I am arrogant because I focus too much on my strengths and ignore my weaknesses just like other times I am scarily humble because I do the opposite, sometimes I am crazy because I run with unrealistic expectations and forget to balance my perceptions, sometimes I'm ugly because I have a bad day where I look bad, pick a horrible outfit or I'm in a terrible mood so I lack charisma, sometimes I'm a Jensen hater because he honestly does some pretty mean, short sighted, inconsiderate things sometimes and in those moments I hate him, sometimes I'm at the same level as an AA with the infatuation I generate towards him, I'm always a Jared fan just like I'm always a Jensen fan. My point is, depending on context, situational awareness, dynamics, I absolutely can be these things, I am human, after all.
There is no human that is always kind, always light, always good( that would truly indicate insanity because it would indicate unbalanced perceptions and mania), we all have moments and moments, it's how we handle them that matters. Hypocrisy is stating otherwise.
I know I started off funny and ended on a serious not but I just felt like saying that I'm far from perfect but this blog doesn't pretend to be anything it's not, I'm very transparent so if you disagree with anything on here please unfollow. There is never any reason to expose yourself to content that doesn't resonate with you.
Sending everyone lots of Love and I hope that, while we have fun on this blog, you also focus on your own personal legend rather than getting caught up completely in the stars you admire because you also have a contribution to bring and it is unique, please always remember that. I know fandom can get pretty toxic, please stay in touch with your core. 🤍🤍🤍
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Girly, seriously, I have no idea what I'm doing 😭
My rewrite was honestly completely based off of Greek mythology. ( the creation of the magic dimension and so on )
Honestly, the reason why I wanted riven to love math, was because when I first started thinking about riven's character arc ( I always start with character backstory analysis, hobbies, habits, fashion and then what their major is )
was because of the fact he's gonna be an engineer in my rewrite and possible mathematician cause he likes to ruin peoples lives just as much as he likes to save them 😙
Another reason, is because I'm not be making Timmy a engineer. Riven's Gonna be the builder and engineer ( he's also platonic soulmate's with tecna in my rewrite so made a lot of Sense )
Riven also has Autism alongside tecna in my rewrite so- (tecna and him will be called 'the autistic duo')
Timmy in my rewrite, has ADHD ( tecna and him together will be called "the neurodivergent couple")
Musa is definitely going to take a music major, honestly. ( Musa's gonna be bestie's with Aisha instead ( flora's with tecna ) )
Bloom in my rewrite, loves cooking, art, poetry, baking and learning in general (she's almost platonic soulmates with helia but she already has timmy.) She's honestly really outgoing and the baby that must be protected at all costs.
Honestly, I'm also struggling with Stella ( a bit tho, not like Aisha 😭) for Brandon, ( he's bestie's with Flora in this rewrite) I'm so confused on what to give him honestly, like he's going to be a swordsmaster and study swordsmanship but like?? What else??
For sky, he's definitely going for all the political shit all that, but like? What else??
For Aisha, bury me alive, please.
Also, I thank you for your 'guardians' concept. It has genuinely inspired extremely important supporting characters and my restful sleep is thankful to you 💞💞😙.
Also, are you faragonda hater, cause I sure am.
Also colour blind griselda my 💕💕💕
Sounds cool with the myth stuff!
I’m not exactly a Faragonda hater I just think she could’ve done better
Sky… I can kinda see him in something law-related? I honestly don’t know, I picture him as an architect and write him that way
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a to z with . . . yuri !
a is for ... “ATINY are the prettiest and most loveliest people in the world...i love you more than my cats!”
b is for ... “BITCH, you better be joking.” “never quote euphoria again.”
c is for ... “CATS are forever superior. i don’t care if leo keeps knocking your stuff down! he does it to show his love! hONGJOONG DO NOT THREATEN MY CHILD!”
d is for ... “DUDE — i am just trying to summon good vibes, i am NOT trying to hex wooyoung...why would you say that?”
e is for ... “ENOUGH of this madness!! if i hear the ponytail song ONE more time, i will rip someone’s head off.”
f is for ... “FRIENDS who really love you will deal with you even if you are being the most annoying or most overdramatic person ever. ateez deals with me all the time — so i think that they are my best friends.”
g is for ... “GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! will you PLEASE stop trying to manhandle me? LET ME WIN PLEASE, WHEN HAVE I EVER WRONGED YOU?”
h is for ... “HONGJOONG said i wasn’t allowed to attempt to murder my members...but hongjoong isn’t here so you better choose your last words wisely!”
i is for ... “I’M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR, AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR, SAID ‘I’M FINE’ BUT IT WASNT TRUE — I DONT WANNA KEEP SECERTS JUST TO KEEP YOU AND I SNUCK IN THROUGH THE GARDEN GATE EVERY NIGHT THAT SUMMER JUSTER TO SEAL MY FATE — AND I SCREAMED FOR WHATEVER IT’S WORTH — I LOVE YOU AINT THAT THE WORST THING YOUVE EVER HEARD?”
j is for ... “JOKES on you, i already cry myself to sleep every night — so your comment didnt mean shit to me!”
k is for ... “KILLING eve is one of the best t.v series ever. i would let eve and villanelle run me over and call it a day.” “YURI?!?” “I WAS JOKING!”
l is for ... “LETS be honest...i AM the hottest person in the room right now.”
m is for ... “MINT chocolate chip icecream is for hot people only — if you don’t like it then...sucks to suck i guess.”
n is for ... “NEVER thought i would say this...but wooyoung is right, for once.”
o is for ... “ORIGINALLY, i was going to tell jongho i loved him. but now it’s time to unlock phase two — blackmail him.” “YURI NO—"
p is for ... “PAIN. all i feel is pain.”
q is for ... “QUICK! spit in yunho’s drink! i’m not doing it — you can face his wrath, and if he asks, i had nothing to do with this.”
r is for ... “RESPECTFULLY fuck off if you dont like taylor swift, this is NOT a safe spot for taylor swift haters. end of discussion.”
s is for ... “SANNIE is just like a little kitten, he’ll come up to me, lean his head down and ask for head pets. somedays i just want to put him in a chokehold and give him all the loves.” “you mean a hug?” “yeah that too.”
t is for ... “TEEZERS? are you calling us teezers because we always spoil?” “you mean YOU always spoil?” “....what makes you say that?”
u is for ... “UNTIL you give me a valid reason on why i should not self sabotage tonight — i am going to do it. and telling me my therapist wouldnt be proud is NOT going to do it.”
v is for ... “VERY bold of you to assume i know how to do basic math — i got held back a year for a reason.”
w is for ... “WHENEVER i think i have it bad (living with boys), i remember others have it worse.” “who?” “lottie.”
x is for ... “XOXO, a mentally ill bitch.”
y is for ... “YUQI is my favorite person in the world, she’s my girl — she’s my best friend! i love her so so so much, i don’t know what i’d do without her.”
z is for ... “ZOOM in on hongjoong, doesn’t he look so cute right now?” “do you have a death wish?” “i’m not scared of no man, especially not joongje, LOOK HOW SOFT HE LOOKS!”
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Total Drama Questions
By @the-type-a
1. Favorite character & why? Courtney because of the simple fact that she slays. She terrifies me and intrigues me. What made you like this, Courtney? Are you aware that you're a wreck? Can I fix you? Are you okay? Questions that the show will choose to demonize Courtney over answering every time, but a boy an dream.
2. Favorite season? Season one
3. Worst season? ...All Stars
4. Otp? Courtney x Duncan
5. Top 3 couples? Courtney x Duncan, Harold x Lashawna, Alejandro x Heather
6. Create your own challenge. Kiss me...... please?
7. Describe your OC. My OCs a bug. He wouldn't do very well on total drama considering the fact that he's a bug. He wouldn't try either. He'd just bug the competition. What a lad.
8. Least fav character & why? Owen. I understand that he's the nostalgic face of the series, but dear lord, not one of his jokes has ever landed for me. If you're into fart jokes, good for you. I'm sick of it, and it's just gross for me. At least Justin had "I wouldn't know, math is for ugly people." I quote that daily. I'm also a huge Mike hater. As somebody with DID... oof. Can I have... better representation... please? I'll take anything at this point. Just don't make EVERY CHARACTER WITH DID EVIL STOP ITTTT. im the only evil one uwu :) WAIt NO I FORGOT ABOUT SIERRA. This list is going off the rails, I'm sorry. Sierra's 100% my least favorite, though. Isn't abuse and stalking FUNNY, guys? Isn't this horrible thing I had to deal with for years just absolutely HILARIOUS. Insert laughs here. No. I'm giving you judgmental stares, Fresh TV. You've been towing the line for a while, and Sierra just crossed it and then ran a few miles for good measure. Fuck you, Sierra.
9. Favorite challenge? The awakeathon. It was a down to earth, neat idea. Not to say I don't like the insane ideas from later, because I do, but it just felt so... normal. When they're getting mauled by bears, I can't relate. I CAN relate to being exhausted because please just let me sleep.
10. Do you have a favorite fan fic? Yes. You don't get to know what it is, though.
11. How old were you when you joined the fandom? Thirteen when I watched the show and fourteen when I began to stalk the fandom from the shadows.
12. Did you ever RP, if so, who? Never done a total drama RP, I'm afraid. The idea just has never appealed to me.
13. Top five girls? Am I allowed to list Courtney five times? No? Okay. Courtney, Heather, ...God, I have the Wiki pulled up. I do not like many of these poor people, do I? Bridgette's alright. I like Crimson because she has a cool design. Lashawna's a neat lass, too.
14. Top five guys? Duncan, Alejandro, Noah, Cody, and Harold.
15. Who would you join an alliance with? I'll take Bridgette or Gwen. Bridge is entirely useless and I'm not all that fond of Gwen, but they seem vaguely trustworthy. Don't let Gwen near your boyfriends, though.
16. Who would you wanna go against in the final two? Cody. I can beat Cody's ass. (Sorry Cody ily)
17. Underrated character? Courtney. Very popular character, but there is no height that she can reach that wouldn't be underrated for her magnificence.
18. Favorite TDWT song? THE ONE ABOUT BUG FUCKING. You see, I am a bug. I do not fuck bugs but you get my point. If I had one. I don't think I had a point.
19. Worst TDWT song? The racist Chinese one.
20. Is there another show you’d like to see a crossover with TD? I want a TD crossover with my OCs (non TD related) just because they'd be so concerned the entire time like "Your host just threw a shark at you are you ok" and everyone would be like "Oh no thats normal"
21. Favorite team (of any season)? The villians from all stars. Hate all stars and hate almost all of the characters but fuck if it isn't funny to shove every asshole into one house with poor Gwen.
22. Who do you think deserved to win at least once? C O U R T N E Y. She would invest the money. Responsible little gal.
23. Something you would change 100% from any season? TDWT Duncney breakup. And if that has to happen, TDAS Gwuncan breakup. I still want it to happen, but GOD. If that abomination of a ship is what you destroy my OTP for, what was the point. Oh. Drama. Right. Listen, if Duncney has to go out, let it go out for something good. Not whatever that two second long relationship was.
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Thought dumping again LOL.
hey peeps. It’s me, Oracle. Just wanting to dump some of my random thoughts okay.
I would obviously need a blessing but, could I possibly make a Vegans Saturday? Or Sunday? Whichever works. I want to appreciate them too as I’m sort of in my 60s era.
I have a feeling Ellody swears if she’s stressed. Like perhaps during a hugely difficult exam. Then she’s dropping F bombs, S bombs and the word Hell. (Basically how Paul from Petscop would swear LOL.)
Miles discovered a song she liked once. “The Sign” by Ace of Base. Laurie tried getting Miles to stick to 60s stuff, but it was no use.
So far, I’ve been into a couple fandoms. Not sure if you’ve heard of a couple of these:
Interland (Yes, the google game.)
Petscop (Partially.)
Spheriks (that 2002 world cup cartoon.)
TDRR (Full-Time, for now.)
The Hunger Games.
Would animatronic versions of The Vegans and Geniuses work? I’ve been into animatronics as I’m deeply interested in the inner workings and the complicated processes of programming them. Moreover, would mascot suits of them work? Or should it stick to just cosplaying?
You know, now that I think about it, why can’t The Vegans and Geniuses get their own show? Then they truly can have time to develop that way. Moreover, I had a thought they could start a singing quartet. “Brainteezer”
My current favorite WDW hotels are currently Wilderness Lodge and Pop Century. I personally never went to any of these places, but I watch videos. They look cool to me (shruggie.)
I associate The Vegans and Geniuses with lots of things. Here’s just a bit of a list LOL.
The Vegans:
The Songs “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles), Rockin’ Robin, I’ll Never Find Another You, and Puff, The Magic Dragon.)
A Toco Toucan and a Pine Marten.
The 60s era entirely. You probably can guess why. XD
The Absolute Good in Humans. Such as our willingness to do kind things.
The Geniuses:
The Bert the Turtle PSA (Otherwise known as Duck and Cover)
The Elements Song by Tom Lehrer.
River Otters
The Early 2000s era. Y2K.
The Intelligence in Human Beings. Such as our vast knowledge of Math, Science, ans History.
The Big Bang Theory. Specifically Bernadette and Amy.
One final thought drop that probably will get me cancelled:
In TDRR, is it bad I do not like The Sisters? Part of me just didn’t feel right watching them, and I don’t know why. That, and some parts of the fandom contributed to my disliking of this particular team. Some other teams I ended up disliking were The Dater-Haters, The Best Friends, The Surfers, and The Mom and Daughter. (Notice how they’re partially relationship based?)
On the Contrary, some teams I DID like were:
The Vegans and Geniuses (It’s obvious LOL. They’re tied for first place on my tierlist of TDRR. I also love them for personal reasons, such as how Ellody’s behavior mimics that of mine IRL. I cannot wing things, and I need someone to anchor me down. I also like how The Vegans were possibly a nod to the 60s counterculture, and tried to explore what it would be like to have those kinds of ideals in the ridonculous race in a way… Please correct me if I’m wrong.)
The Police Cadets were fun too. :) I watched The Heat, and I can safely say I appreciate MacArthur and Sanders a whole ton more.
The Ice Dancers were pretty nice villains too! I have an odd love for ice dancing myself, mostly watching it though. But a school field trip to the skating rink helped me appreciate it a ton.
Thank you for reading this all. <3
#total drama ridonculous race#td ellody#td mary#tdrr#why did i make this#td laurie#td miles#ridonculous race#tdi#opinions welcome#asdfghjkl#random thoughts#idk what to tag this as#chatter#unpopular opinion#unpopular take#unpopular thoughts
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It arrived witch reboot's book so here a reaction cause i can. stop me (please stop me)
I didn't axpected it t oarrive today i'm so happy and its cover is so shiny i love it i love it i love it i love it.
Ok, but let's talk about the story/characters. I'm going to write this while I read it so the english will be bad and i'll be bad and everyting will be bad lol and there will be SPOILERS and i don't know how to speak and i'm autisitc and dumb and old so yeah let's start
Ok, first of all I LOVE the art style. It's cute and the colors are wonderful.
Will is basically the same.
I LOVE her relationship with her mom. It's a pity for her nationality, but I love their relationships here. If the og had her as a "mom friend", here she has more "big sister vibes".
Hay Lin and her grandma gives me the same vibes of the og comic: I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them so much. I'm just sad that Yan Lin is not in the comic for long and that she's in China. I really hope to see her soon (expecially if they're going to kill her as in the og...)
Cornelia and Irma are cute and funny I like them. Nothing to say about them, they're very much like the original... even if it makes me laugh the fact they gave Irma's "I have a crush for everybody" side to Elyon. Idk, I think that's neat.
I hate Taranee. I really really hope to start to like her later, but for now I keep thinking about how much I miss my bookworm shy math lover, bug hater girl 😭😭 Even because she's there being just ":/...... >:/" all the time... resting bitch face syndrome....
Ok, but for now, they're not so bad. I didn't really spoke about Elyon, but for now I like them... They can make a lot of things with this girls and I can't wait.
Ok, now... Kandrakar. I kinda hated the aesthetic with screens they have.. but I was thinking about how much I hate them and... well... I kinda like them now? I mean, there's Luba with 2 faces. I love her, I can't wait to see her die for the guardians. I can't wait to see how Orube will be, since she's her teacher. Also, Seeing them so "no human" made me think about the scene where Himerish in og, becomes again what he was before becoming an oracle, and Idk, I thought about that wscene with these oracles and it would be very cool... Like, Himerish that becomes a somehow humanish creature (or whatever creatures they'll design for basiliade) and then he's there like "I have no idea what my name was" and it all ends bad. Himerish I love you, I miss you my bald dumb guy... ALSO, the fact that Yan Lin will join them... I mean, if they'll chose to do that. I think it would be sooo cool.... I really hope to keep liking them, I don't want to hate my boy Himerish and my girl Luba, please, don't make me hate them 😭😭
"When are you going to tell me what happened" "After, to the library" "Are you angry at me?🥺" "Why should I?" Cornelia, mood. I'm so sorry girl for your paranoia, I love you...
Speaking of Cornelia, I hate her sister, theor relationship hits to much near home for me, so yeah, I'm going to love Cornelia for this sorry
The fact that here they didn't retcon the fact that Irma's mom is not her biological mom and so, they can work that storyline from the beginning in a better way is the cutest thing ever. I love them and I love the storyline and I know I'm going to love all of this family (even if Chris is different, but who cares about Chris). (I'm sorry, I love this storyline from the og comic, but I'll always hate how they created if for /them/, even if the are literally identical to each others. But that's just a my pet peeve, sorry).
Irma here is more a dumbdumb than a clown, but it's ok, I love her. og Irma would love her dumbness.
Matt, you're cute, but if I'm gonna hear another fucking time "soccer", i'm going to punch someone in the face.
YAN LIN I LOVEYOU SO MUCH I MISS YOU GRANDMA, PLEASE BRING ME HOME I MISS YOU PLEASE
Taranee. Do me a favor. Shut up. No, that's not true. She would annoy them anyway if they made too much noices. Og taranee 🤝 reboot taranee = "Shut up, i'm studying"
"If you're making a club I want to go in, I don't care the argument" NEVER MIND, TARANEE SHUT UUUUUUUUUUP Was the mean black girl stereotype so needed? I miss my BOOKWORM GIIIIIIRL
Irma is so fucking dumb I can't hate her.
Elyon: it exist magic and a veil and some magic shit
Taranee: wtf do you mean I can't be the top in this club too? This is garbage I'm out of here.
Evil Elyon my beloved
Happy they took more inspiration from the og than the cartoon in this. I'm sorry cartoon lovers, but it always bugged me how in the comics she was genuinally evil (and manipulated into being evil) while in the cartoon she was just this perfect angel. I need my evil elyon moments.
Hay Lin:*calls her grandma when she have any problems*
Me:I'm not crying and I'm not loving this.
...........
You understand you're too old for a series when you see the dad and you're like "Oh, hi *twirls hair*"
Why in te world they had to give Cornelia's dad long hair and a pathetic look? These are my biggest weaknesses noooooooo
Btw, Cornelia I hug you I love you, please don't be sad...
👁👁 <- me watching Taranee's angst story with autistic and very focused eyes.
HIMERISH JUMPSCARE
....What the fuck do you meAN THAT THE KANDRAKAR GUYS ARE ELECTRO THINGS IN THE KITCHn che CAZZO VUOL DIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT A DOWNGRADE
WHAT THE FUCK OF A DOWNGRADE THIS IS MA CHE CAZOO
Oracles:The earth will be invaded by aliens :'( *shows the most human dudes i have ever seen attacking Earth*
Ok no, if they're gonna make normal dudes as the main race for Meridian i'm gonna get angry. I want my scalies lizard dudes as the main race for Meridian and I don't care if that sounds racist >:(
Ok, no, thinking better about it, it's cute that the counsil of kandrakar lives with Will...
...........Ok, no, forget it. It's not cute, it's creepy. wtf
"Yes Cornelia, and I can read how much in love you are for Irma. You two should start dating"
Evil Elyon Evil Elyon Evil Elyon Evil Elyon EVIL ELYON EVIL ELYON yes
Oh yes, the nice smell of Cornelia who tries to justify Elyon even if she tries to kill them every time she sees them. I missed it so much.
E̵̹͠N̴̺̟̾̓Ȯ̶̢̬̣͓̪̪̬̈́͒̆̍̍Ủ̵̖̐͆͑G̴̭̘͚͚̟͉͍͝H̸̞͂͆̄̀̂͘͠ ̴̡̪͔̜͇̎̌͆͋̔Ş̸͙͉̻͊͋̂̉̽̏̓ͅO̵͉̩̿̽͋̑C̴̯̭̰͋̊C̵̛͓̫͈̞̃̅͝E̷͔̮̖̅̒́͐̓R̵͍͍͊̔̋͘.̶̳̣̫̪̓̏̇̇ ̷̡̹̺̮̀̈́̔̓̎͝ͅǨ̶͈̱̱̟͎͊̄͌I̶̧͍̠̥̺̦̓̓̇͂L̸̪̗͉̖͓̰͗̄̋̏̕L̵̫̔̅̇̆́̆̈́ ̵̡͉̭̐̀̅Ṱ̴̢̛͒́̔̀̑Ĥ̶̬̖̩̬̪̀͛̐E̶̱̣̐͋̌͘ ̷̟̬͓̺̃̾́͝S̴̫̞̘͖̙͇͖̑͒͘Ơ̵͔̝̰͌͂̏̾̽Ç̵̑̑͜͜Ç̸͕̻̭̮̈́̒͝E̵̢̨̝͍̱͎̣̓̈́̒̂̎̎̕Ŕ̶͓̓̐͋̉̕.̷̺̞̻͍͚̫̳̉͆͝
I'll always find funny how every time Will is near Elyon, the Oracles are like "HERE SHE IS. KILL HER. KILL HER WITH FIRE"
"I literally have no idea on how to control my powers"
"oh, right..."
Everyone:Taranee is the best in everything!!
Then why isn't she the one who brings Hay Lin in bike? Mhhh? WHY IS HAY LIN, THE SMOL SMOL SMOOL SMOL WEEK GIRL THE ONE WHO SHOULD BRING HER!??!?!? MHHHHHHHHH??!!?!? /jk they're cute in this pannel. I legit wonder where they going...
Evil Elyon is sad cause she didn't kill her friends and didn't go to her brother Phobos (THAT SURELY EXIST IN THIS VERSION💢💢). F in chat for Elyon :(
Cornelia protecting Evil Elyon my beloved I MISSED YOU GIIIIIIIIIIIRL
YOU TWO SHOULD KISS ALREADTY!!!!
The fact Hay lin told Irma "you're the queen of outfits never seen before" is fucking funny considering she was the one who "dressed up in a weird way" in the original comic.
....
Why are you eating your neckless. What are you doing... Am I missing something?
I think reboot Taranee and reboot Will should kiss each others tbh.
Hay Lin, I'm going to protect you till the very end, you're the most precious thing in the world.
I LOVE IRMA'S NEW FAMILY SO MUCH
She really had two cool moms. Her dad is a policeman, but at least he has good taste in women. Her original mom seems super sweet and the step-mom is so gentle with Irma... I can't not love her.
Cornelia begging Evil Elyon for an explanation my beloved.
Elyon is so silly.
....
so, no Phobos? So no Cedric?
*I slam myr phone on the ground and jump on my skateboard*
Daily: Taranee shut up. I was starting to liking you please (I like that even in the original, Taranee was so angry at Elyon qregsfd some things never change I love them)
MY FIRST "DAILY LUBA SHUT UP" OF THE SERIES. CAN'T WAIT TO REACH REPEAT IT 100 TIMES, ANNOYING STUPID LUBA MY BELOVED
......... :D (<- they're waiting for Himerish even if they know he will never appear).
Daily: I'm gona kiss Taranee.
wow, ok Tranee, jeez.
Will, you should the depressed angsty teen out of Taranee with a kiss.
I'll protect Taranee.
I love you
I love you so much
Hi Matt
Goodbye Matt
Taranee: what boy are you talking about? >:(
Will: There's no boy Tara ^^
I'm sorry, the ship is sailed. And TaraneexWill reboot is my new ship.
I love Elyon's supporting human parents.
OK SO
It's a cute series with... way less material than the original, but since it's just a volume, it's not a surprise. Hoping for a sequel.
I'm sad tha there's no sight of my favorite characters. Still hoping to see Himerish one day (considering the counsil is evil here, it will be fun).
Somehow I think that the fact they're evil is a good starter for the second series, since there will be the old guardians who were treated like shit (probably that journey to China for Hay Lin... is a foreshadowing).
I can't wait to stop hating Luba and crying while I see her dying.
I thought I would have hated Cornelia and Taranee, but I ended up loving them. Irma is way more dumbdumb. Og Irma would have a lot of fun on mocking her and I live for this imagery in my head.
Will is... Will. Still angsty sad teen in both versions.
Hay Lin here is more scienc-y, and less creative which is a pity for me, but it's ok, she's still the cutest girl in town.
I really hope we'll see Phobos or Cedric in the future... I need to destroy Phobos' rebooted cervix.
Final vote:
Thanks I hate it. 10/10.
Sorry for this trashy commentary but I wanted to let go my inner child for one of my favorite childhood series + i'm autistic and I have no idea what i'm doing so yeah, probably will be not a nice experience to read all of this bullshit, good night.
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The baby lovers
Arthur
He may or may not use babies to get women. But no. He generally LOVES babies. He'll see a woman and her baby out and he's like "OH MY GOD A BABY" and just wants to hold the baby and make it laugh. He so badly wants to have kids of his own. That's plural too. He really wants a little girl he can spoil and dress up.
Theo
He loves babies just as much as Arthur. You would think he would hate babies, but he loves them. Those chubby little cheeks, listening to them just blabber. Theo baby voice? It's to die for. He also wants a few kids. He might even have more motherly instincts than the mother. It may or may not have to do with the fact that he couldn't raise his own son when he was human. He was so ready to be a father and was never really able to be one so now he just has baby fever.
Napoleon
He thinks babies are so cute. He's really only thought about having one kid and spoiling them greatly and wither it be boy or girl, teaching them everything he knows. He sees a baby and just wants to hold them. He loves that baby smell.
Leonardo
May have something to do with just wanting a big family, stereotypical Italian thing but he likes babies, he prefers kids, but if he can interact with a baby he will. He'd ideally want twins, but he'd like to have three or four kids, and then never let his parents visit them. He loves playing with babies and making them giggle. He's surprisingly good at making a baby stop crying.
Sebastian
He was always too caught up in research to sit down and think if he wanted a family or not,. It now when he goes out into town to run errands and sees a baby he realizing he sorta wants a kid. Just one so that he can give them all of his undivided attention. He'd prefer a girl. But just seeing babies around makes him happy.
Baby haters
Mozart
Please don't give him a baby. He doesn't know what to do with it. He doesn't want to hold it, be near it, not even be int he same room as it. He hates how babies smell. Now if he were to have a kid of his own he would love the child, but he has no motherly instincts, he'd be like, "MC ITS CRYING. WHAT DO I DO" but he can make a baby fall asleep with his music.
Isaac
Babies don't know math, what use is a baby. Nor does this boy want a baby. He's way too busy with his work to take care of a baby. Him and the baby would stare at each other and both be filled with anxiety. "Mc I don't know anything about babies, I can't possibly babysit." Must keep all sharp objects away, and baby proof everything. Now that he is good at.
Jean
He somehow would make a child cry. I don't mean this is a mean way, he just is so dumb when it comes to babies. He can't even hold a baby. He would also try to get the baby to hold a knife and teach it to stab Comte or something lbr.
Who loves babies but can't deal with babies
Vincent
This boy loves babies. They are so cute and giggly. He fucking loves babies. But should he be left alone with a baby?? No. They would cause such a mess. Paint everywhere. He's not quite sure what a baby should eat, let alone his lack of being able to cook. But hand him a baby and he won't want to give it back.....until it needs its diaper changed.
Dazai
Why would you give this man a baby. All he wants is to make a child even more chaotic than him. Baby can't walk? Teach it how to climb. Don't leave him alone with a baby. Though he would never cause a baby to cry, Dazai himself needs adult supervision.
Comte
He loves babies. He wants babies. But that doesn't mean he's a good parent. He has 9 vampire kids and he can't take care of them properly. What makes you think he could take care of a BABY. But he'll see a baby and get baby fever and not shut up about how cute babies are.
Will
He has no opinion on babies actually. He defiantly wouldn't mind having a child or two, and he's willing to learn how to parent. But he's not getting baby fever, and he's not looking at other babies and going awww. Imagine how devious that child would be growing up.
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BnHA Chapter 288: ZOOM AND ENHANCE
Previously on BnHA: Tomura, AFO, Deku, and Nana all met up inside of OFA and were all, “wow this is awkward.” AFO talked a whole bunch about vestiges before realizing that nobody cared (EXCEPT FOR ME. I CARED!!), and was then all “anyway so just to get everyone up to speed here, Tomura is Nana’s grandson.” OFA appeared and was all “what up bro I see you’re still a dick”, and then everyone stood around for a bit waging psychokinetic war on each other and blowing up on the ground and shit. This didn’t really accomplish anything, so AFO shifted gears and started trash talking Deku instead, because he’s a whiny little punkass loser who can’t admit when his brother has gotten the best of him yet again! OFA was all “anyways Deku rules and haters gonna hate, peace”, and then everyone wooshed back out of OFA and back into the real world, Deku with his quirk still intact. Meanwhile Gigantomachia and the LoV stampeded ever closer to the city, and Toga started monologuing in preparation for a seemingly inevitable battle with Ochako! And then the chapter basically just ended there lol.
Today on BnHA: Imagine you are Uraraka Ochako. And you’re out here doing what you do best, saving bitches and being a badass, when all of a sudden some old lady runs up to you and is all “PLEASE HELP ME, MY HUSBAND IS ASLEEP OR SOME SHIT, YOU KNOW US OLD PEOPLE, WE’RE SO FUCKING FEEBLE AND HAPLESS.” And so you’re all “OF COURSE” because you’re a good fucking person, and then she speeds off like she’s got fucking wheels and it’s like damn, grandma, were you in varsity track or what, and then OUT OF NOWHERE she just spontaneously turns into HIMIKO FUCKING TOGA. And she’s all naked and shit, and it’s like damn, Toga, where are your clothes, and she just giggles and ducks into a nearby building. And so you follow her for god knows what reason, and she fucking pounces on you and starts interrogating you in like the most seductive way possible, and you’re all wtf is this. Like, can you even imagine. Anyway so Ochako is having quite a day.
okay lol so I’ve gotta kind of rush through this since I’ve got other stuff I need to wrap up today as well, so! fingers crossed that we get a nice, simple chapter with no controversies or elaborate revelations or anything like that! just give me lots of stuff to mindlessly keysmash about, Horikoshi. I’m counting on you bro
lol what
an actual fucking plane?? is that allowed?? how bizarrely normal. are we sure this plane does not shoot lasers or something or is powered by someone with like a fusion reactor quirk idk
and who tf is Takeo-san. some random guy Horikoshi is suddenly introducing after 300 chapters to come save everyone at the last minute? pretty sus. Horikoshi is this your self insert
GASP
NO WAY THIS IS ALL MIGHT, RIGHT?? holy shit I swear to god if it’s All Might this lady needs to TURN THE FUCK AROUND RIGHT NOW. stop at McDonalds, order a black coffee for herself and only herself, and drive the rest of the way back home without so much as a bathroom break. there are certain prophecies which we don’t need to be tempting right now, okay people?? holy shit
(ETA: OR, here’s a thought, WHAT IF IT’S BEST JEANIST. hope springs eternal lmao. anyways though surely it’s not actually All Might. he can’t die yet, he’s got like 5 million secret things he needs to explain to Deku, and also Kacchan is unconscious and he can’t just SLEEP RIGHT THROUGH ALL MIGHT’S DEATH like come on.)
oh look more heroes all lining up to be slaughtered by Machia
real talk, at this point their priority should just be evacuating any citizens in Machia’s path, and then getting the fuck out of his way. none of them stand a chance in hell at stopping him and they know it. the body count is already high enough as it is. regroup and live to fight another day, people
anyway, so Machia is apparently plowing through cities at 100km per hour. that... actually might not be fast enough. Gunga and Jakku were 80km apart, so at that rate it would take him nearly an hour to reach Tomura. that fight’s gonna be long done by the time they get there. huh
okay these guys are saying he’s going to reach them in about 8 minutes. ?? so are you telling me Tomura and Deku and the rest have been fighting for like 40 minutes already?? lmao Gran probably bled to death half an hour ago at this rate. Horikoshi please explain yourself. some of us spent our entire childhoods doodling comics instead of paying attention in math and science AND IT SHOWS
anyway so this is all very bad and this guy is really rubbing it in just how bad it is
I mean... yeah. obviously the villains are still to blame at the core of it all, but yeah. feels like you all could have planned a hell of a lot better for this. you knew there was the risk of Tomura waking up, and you knew there was also the risk of Gigantomachia waking up as well. and you pretty much had no contingency plan at all huh. society is really gonna be in shambles after this
lmao look at this shit. Machia is so big at this point that it looks like they’re having a picnic in the middle of some desert somewhere. at what point does it cease being a guy’s back and start being its own zip code
even has its own wifi. amazing
oh shit Compress apparently spotted someone and he’s asking Skeptic to “zoom and enhance” like it’s CS fucking I. that’s not how it works Compress you fucking boomer
anyway so OF COURSE,
was there a reason you needed to zoom in on them, other than to trigger Toga?? some people just want to watch the world burn
so Toga is now GEARIN’ UP!!
that honestly is so fucking handy. over at U.A. they have to carry their gear in briefcases like scrubs. does Compress actually have the best quirk in the world?? it flies under the radar so well that I always forget about it, but like WHAT CAN’T IT DO though, y’know??
WELL WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN MY DUDE
“oh hey is that the U.A. kids? Skeptic could you please zoom in on them for absolutely no reason? OH MY GOD TOGA IS RUNNING OFF TO FIGHT THEM, OH MY GOD WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN, OH MY GOD”
now he’s all “DABI PLEASE DO SOMETHING” but Dabi is all “DABI DON’T CARE”
Dabi don’t care about NOTHING OR NO ONE!! Dabi don’t got time for this
lmao I literally forgot that Spinner was even there, shit
so are you gonna go with her then or not? because I got news for you dude, it doesn’t matter how heartwarming your speech is, nothing can stop this girl now that she’s gone full distracted boyfriend meme
AW BUT IT REALLY IS HEARTWARMING THOUGH
Spinner is the glue keeping this dysfunctional Addams family together honestly. too bad he couldn’t stop Compress from OPENING HIS BIG DUMB MOUTH ah well
lmao but he’s letting her go anyway though
Spinner for new LoV President. all in favor??
ANYWAYS LOL THIS IS BAD
“ACCELERATE EVACUATIONS” LOL WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO OCHAKO HE’S MOVING AT 100KM AN HOUR AND HE’S LIKE FUCKING GODZILLA SIZED FKJLK
“PLEASE RUN OUTSIDE OF THE VILLAIN’S PERIPHERY” well thank fucking god the people have you guys to guide them what would they even do without you lklkhlkds
NO HORIKOSHI DON’T YOU DARE
IF YOU HURT MY GIRL FROPPY I SWEAR TO GOD!! LEAVE HER ALONE YOU BRIGAND
OH THANK GOD
“sorry for SAVING YOUR LIFE” smh. anyway so how fucking badass is Ochako though?? can we just talk about this. THE GIRL POWER ARC STRIKES AGAIN hot damn
(ETA: and btw, seeing as Iida is nowhere to be found, I’d say odds are pretty good that they did in fact send him to go warn the Endeavorsquad of Gigantomachia’s imminent arrival. godspeed Iida! they need all the help they can get right now honestly.)
EXCUSE ME BUT ARE YOU TOGA
IS THIS TOGA. THIS IS DEFINITELY TOGA OMG
“I IMMEDIATELY TRUST YOU AND I WILL FOLLOW YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH” noooo Ochako nooooo
damn Toga you really drained some poor old lady’s blood just so you could pull this kind of sneaky shit. I forgot how much I loved you
ohhhh lol so it’s her “husband” that is Takeo-san lol
THE BETTER TO LURE YOU INTO A TRAP MY DEAR
lmao Ochako you rube
now you’ve done it Toga. there is nothing Ochako loves more than a good old fashioned Old People Romance. DID YOU KNOW SHE HAS SEEN THE NOTEBOOK LIKE FIFTY TIMES. AND NO MATTER WHAT, IT ALWAYS GETS HER AT THE END. meanwhile I just want to watch a movie where James Marsden actually gets the girl for once but we all know that will never happen
OH MY
ngl this page would be like a thousand times better if Ochako was still blushing omg. did I ship this before?? I honestly can’t remember but I sure as fuck ship it now goddammit
(ETA: pretty sure I shipped it back during the Forest arc too but I don’t have time to check right now lol. but Toga is just so horny on main for everyone, all the time, and so like, it’s hard not to ship it.)
so now Toga is running off all flirtatiously and Ochako is barreling after her lol
plot twist, Takeo-san is actually in there. and he has NO IDEA what’s going on. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WIFE. WHY IS THERE A GIANT MOLE MAN BURROWING THROUGH THE CITY
Ochako why on earth would you follow Toga into this dark creepy house where she could spring at you from any angle out of nowhere. just go back outside and float up over it until you have a high enough vantage point to see all the exits and just wait for her to come out
Toga says she wanted to talk to Tsuyu-chan as well, but let’s be real, you and her don’t have the same kind of electrically charged kismesis energy that you’ve got going on with Ochako though
LMAO DEKU NOWHERE IS SAFE
getting dragged like a fucking wedding train and he’s not even there to defend himself, shit
blah blah blah just ask her your question already Toga
MY WORD
would someone please inform Toga that this manga is only rated PG-13
so now Ochako is all “seriously Toga wtf”
you see that’s what I wanted to know too, lol. I really like that the characters actually think about these things and ask these kind of questions. that’s exactly the contrast between the heroes and the villains right there. the villains care about each other, they’ll give each other heartwarming speeches to please come back alive, and yet they’re utterly indifferent to the thousands of people being killed as they demolish their way through city after city. meanwhile by contrast Ochako’s first thought upon being erotically waylaid by her sexy knife-wielding archnemesis is “but what about that poor old lady is she all right.” just completely opposite energies, almost to a hilarious degree. like maybe Ochako actually should worry about herself just a little bit more lol but heroes gonna hero
and so now what, Toga!! you’re gonna pout about it?? like she’s betrayed you somehow?
anyway so that’s the end of the chapter! and I’ll just come right out and say that I’m hoping that this fight ends up being something where Toga maybe starts to see things just a little bit more from Ochako’s point of view, and not the other way around, because otherwise I’ll be a little frustrated, ngl. the manga has done an excellent job of making the villains likeable and relatable and getting us to sympathize with them up till this point, but at some point it’s got to start refuting some of these arguments and making it clear that the villains do not actually have any kind of moral high ground here
and also! I really like Toga and would like her to have some kind of redemption arc! but as of now that’s looking to be really difficult if not impossible to pull off, because Toga hasn’t exactly shown a whole lot of remorse for anything she’s done so far, you know? because she doesn’t see it as bad in any way; to her it’s just her way of expressing love, and being true to who she is. but being true to yourself really should NOT involve, you know, MURDER, and so yeah. it’s a problem lmao
but who knows! maybe this battle with Ochako will be the start of something which eventually leads to some sort of change within her! I have absolutely no idea how that could play out tbh, but even so I can hope! either that or she will double down on the whole “villains are victims and heroes are apathetic cruel hypocrites” ideology and decide she wants to kill Ochako and Izuku for breaking her heart, in which case I will be very sad, but I guess if that’s the way Horikoshi’s gonna play it it is what it is!
and lastly, so is this going to be like the final battle between them or something?? surely not, right? like this is just round 2 of 3. well at any rate, it’s sure going to be interesting
#bnha 288#himiko toga#uraraka ochako#asui tsuyu#mr. compress#league of villains#bnha#boku no hero academia#bnha spoilers#mha spoilers#bnha manga spoilers#makeste reads bnha
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Wolfstar as things my boyfriend and I have said to each other
Sirius
- I do what I want I’m punk rock
- I did try to follow a recipe once but I turned away for a minute and the cookbook caught on fire. Left it too close to the flame I guess so I kind of just.... wing it now
- *about his socks on the floor* it’s decorative
- I’m gay, I know things
- I think I’m cool enough to wear a thumb ring but I’m not sure I’m slutty enough
- *to the tune of WAP* there some smores in this house there some smores in this house
- *about dubstep music* AS IF you actually think I listen to that
- do you... do you wanna do the no pants dance?
- only people who don’t match their socks are cool
- Would you like some tea with your milk you absolute MONSTER
- *after any minor inconvenience* I wish not to participate in life anymore thanks
- am I supposed to apologize for seizing any and every opportunity that presents itself to hit on you? I think the fuck NOT
- yes there is an instruction book but we’re doing it the Padfoot way today
- *at 9:45am* Its been such a long day
- *answering the phone on a Thursday* happy Monday!
- I swear to god if you use my loofa one more time- I don’t care if I used your toothbrush this is DIFFERENT!
- AS IF I’d ever be caught wearing orange, you know it washes me out
- how dare you assume I know anything?!
- You’re making me blush and its not a good color on me please stop
- What’s it like to have a mom that actually likes you?
- it is not my day to borrow the shared brain cell please ask google
- *unable to say rotisserie* one rostisery chicken please!
- Just a CRUMB of attention PLEASE
- If my nail polish chips one more time Im jumping into oncoming traffic
- i am having a bad day I will not be feeling shame about the amount of mall pretzels i have eaten
Remus
- I think that’s OUR sweater actually
- *about Eva Green* I don’t know if I want to date her or be her
- what are you thinking about? *nodding comprehensively when I said nothing* elevator music?
- you’re being a wet sock and I genuinely don’t appreciate it
- EVERYONE likes Bon Jovi you unsalted cashew!
- *at the book that kept falling off his desk* could you not?
- *pouring sugar packet into the hot chocolate* dark chocolate is a disgrace
- and so what if I like trashy romance novels? Let me BREATHE
- if you gave Pride and Prejudice a CHANCE
- If Anne Hathaway would be so kind as to spit on me
- the amount of milk I pour into my tea is NONE of your business, drink your black coffee *pretend gag* and leave me be!
- Why are you wearing a new bandaid every time I see you?
- Cant talk now my crocs are in sport mode
- *sternly* stop calling babies ugly! they’re all pretty god was just going through an... avant-garde phase
- babe please, for two seconds put those brain cells to use
- Yes I am an accountant but that doesn’t mean I know how to do math
- i wish i could run down a long hallway whilst wearing a time period dress and then drape myself dramatically over the sofa
- mentally Im at Chili’s during happy hour
- *long, tired sigh*
- don’t be a hater cause my pussy is poppin and yours isnt
- *very angrily after being cut off in traffic* MOOO
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Since @the-rambling-maiden gave me the kind of validation that makes one cry with joy. I couldn’t wait to publish part 2 of Mahabharata High School AU. Ik it’s too long I’m sorry 🥺.
Senior students in the limelight:
Yudhishthir:
The headboy.
Tries really hard to excell, still is barely above average.
Is driven by the idea that everyone likes him while most of his classmates find him plain annoying. Some of the teachers too.
Is the headboy because for some unknown reason Bheeshma likes him and no one likes to disagree with the principal. Dhritrashtra tried opposing but no one really listens to him.
this kid, Krishna ran a campaign that convinced everyone that Yudhishthir is the best headboy they could have. Without that he had no chance.
Everyone else just accepted and now listens to him because that’s what Krishna wants.
“Okay I’ll give a very interesting lecture in Moral science class.”
- everyone, even the teacher struggles to stay awake.
Draupadi:
Head girl.
Has witty comebacks to everything.
An all rounder.
Looking at her, everyone wonders why someone as under achieving as Yudhishthir gets to be the other school captain.
Changed her name to Panchaali. But everyone still calls her Draupadi. Doesn’t like it, but has made her peace with it.
Is already done with the world’s patriarchal ways which are the basis of the school’s sexist rule book.
Is EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY beautiful.
Once, some juniors went to the principal’s office and saw a picture of the first headmistress. They were all admiring her beauty while Draupadi walked in. And suddenly all the admiration shifted to her.
An iconic friendship quadrent of Arjuna, Satyabhama, Krishna and Draupadi exists right since they joined school.
Had a beef with the Geography teacher, Kunti because had a thing going with Arjuna for a while.
“🧚🏻♀️🥰 How are we ignoring our beloved head boy today?🥰🧚🏻♀️”
Arjuna:
Heart eyes uwu.
Soccer team captain.
Is some sort of a ladies man. However, always prioritises his ECAs and Krishna.
All rounder. Had the achievements to be head boy, definitely not the time.
Girls are always crushing on him.
Dated Draupadi in the freshman year, it didn’t work out. Is still best friends with her though.
Currently in a relationship with Subhadra, she’s two years younger, but our boi doesn’t really care because he’s so smitten by her. Bestfs still above her though.
Is Kunti’s favourite kid. Kunti is an actual sweetheart exclusively to him.
Everyone loves him.
Sometimes sick of all the attention he gets.
Major enimity with the soccer team’s vice captain, Karna.
“I WILL PROVE THE VICE CAPTAIN IS NO MATCH TO ME!”
Bheema:
Really tall, really husky, Fitness freak.
Still loves food more than right about anything.
There’s only one person he’d choose over food. The head girl. Some say he has had a crush on her since junior school. Draupadi values him a lot but doesn’t seem to reciprocate the attention he gives her.
Is stupid, but it’s okay because he’s also the good-est boy in town.
Not very bright academically.
Doesn’t get the recognition he deserves.
Literally the BEST basketball player, but all everyone in school seems to care about is soccer and track events :/.
Has anger management issues which land him into trouble very often.
“Panchaali! You should be proud of me, I prevented a murder today, BY CONTROLLING MY ANGER.”
Nakul:
Is a year younger to everyone in his class.
Really cute, really handsome. Is also well aware about this.
Is not much of a ladies man but SO MANY PEOPLE have crushes on him.
Is practically never seen without his guitar and bestf, Sahadev, who is the only one who shares his birth year.
Can be found giving out personalised skin care routines for fun. And Sahadev, being the brains of the duo, charges in cash, that is how both of them get their pocket money.
Goes to the restroom after every period to make sure his hair are still on point.
Has a successful band. Obviously he’s the lead.
“Wow! Who is this beauty!? Oh my God! This is why I use mirrors as mood boosters.”
Sahadev:
Smartest kid in the school. School topper.
Can talk about random trivia for hours, and people like listening to him.
Is either in the library or hanging out with Nakul.
Hates school A LOT.
Sahadev doesn’t attend a lot of classes because he knows teachers aren’t of any help to him.
Always attends maths class, even though he doesn’t like Sir Shakuni. Prolly because he wanted to be Shakuni’s fav but Shakuni only likes the bad boys. Sigh.
Is a walking human encyclopaedia.
“Why is everyone so stupid!? I WANNA GO HOME! I HATE YOU ALL! (Except my boi Nakul).”
Krishna:
(Ik everyone in the fandom loves him v much. Please don’t hate me for this.)
Manipulative to a point its very toxic.
Doesn’t like taking responsibilities and being held accountable
so just tricks people who take up responsibility into listening to him.
The OG heart eyes in the campus.
Still ships Draupadi and Arjuna for some reason. Even though he treats Arjuna’s girlfriend as his younger sister.
So stubborn.
Is good at everything but doesn’t like the lime light.
A Krishna-Shakuni Feud is the best source of entertainment.
Krishna seems to think that every body who disagrees with him is absolutely wrong and would go any length to make a point. Is also sort of disrespectful to the teachers he doesn’t like.
However, has a very captivating charm that makes him most people’s favourite. Shakuni sees through his well planned schemes because he has fully functional brain cells.
Loves his friendship quadrant and a girl from some other school who visits often, a lot.
A feminist. Hates the school’s rule book in a positive manner.
“🧚🏻♀️🥰 What mischief should I do today? And how do I trick someone into thinking it was their idea, not mine?🥰🧚🏻♀️”
Karna:
Soccer team vice captain.
Here on a scholarship.
Every girl with daddy issues is head over heels for him.
Uses Hating Arjuna as a personality trait.
Also uses his love for Duryodhana as another personality trait.
Has lots of rumours about him. He doesn’t care because all he cares about is defeating Arjuna.
A lot of students ship Draupadi with him. It’s just stupid. Both of them dislike each other, but are too evolved to care about stupid rumours.
Is extremely generous.
Since the owner’s kid, who is RICH is his bestf, he never misses a chance to slide a meal from the overpriced canteen to any one who forgot lunch.
Suffers from classism and tries very hard to fight the inferiority complex he gets because most kids around are super rich.
Dronacharya dislikes him, he dislikes him back, however, still tries to win him.
Has abandonment issues.
Some say he looks upto Ma’am Kunti for validation.
The cricket coach, Pashuram, likes this kid though.
“Are you challenging me Arjuna!?”
Duryodhan:
Thinks too highly of himself.
Being the owner’s kid makes up for half his personality. The other half is his devotion towards his beloved Karna.
Is probably bi and Has a not so subtle crush on his bestf.
Has another personality that is devoted to trying to convince everyone he should be head boy.
He once started an intervention demanding “Duryodhana should be headbody” and he was also the leader on the intervention. Karna was unwillingly in his support.
Is Sir Shakuni’s favourite bratty kid.
Only listens to Shakuni or Karna.
Comes up with evil and downright mean mischiefs but always fails.
He once tried to full on flirt with Draupadi but got his a*s whooped.
Tried to sabotage Yudhishthir’s reputation but Krishna’s interference led him to fail.
“Where’s Mitr Karna!?!? I get anxiety when I don’t have him or Sir Shakuni around for long!”
“I should be headboy! No head girl. Karna should be headboy 2.”
Dushasan:
Befriended Duryodhana first year of school.
Looks up to Duryodhana. Only imitates his bad qualities. That’s it, that’s his entire personality.
Even Shakuni who loves bratty kids, dislikes this one.
Has more haters than the headboy. Except people hate on him openly.
Total failure.
A bully.
Dushasana can be found in the last room on the third floor of the oldest block very often. That’s the detention room.
Tries to flirt with every girl around, and girls just ew this creep AS THEY SHOULD.
Doesn’t have a personality of his own.
“Dury Bro! HOW DID YOU DO THAT? CAN I TOO PLEASE?”
Sikhandi/Sikhandini:
FEMINIST.
Gender fluid and ready to teach a lesson to anyone who invalidates her.
Strong and independent.
Important member of the soccer as well as the cricket team.
Also, a star athelete.
Has a very strong bonding with Ma’am Amba because VERY similar.
Sikhandi/Sikhandni can be seen gossiping with Amba on the stair case a lot, some claim to have heard them trash talk Bheeshma.
Bold and not afraid to stand for what they believes in without caring about the consequences.
Once they gave herself a third ear piercing, using a compass when Kunti told her a double piercing was a distraction after Yudhishthir complained about it.
Emerges as a parent figure to juniors who are bullied for being different.
“As long as you have the right intentions you’re valid okay?”
Drishtdyum:
Introvert.
Minds his own business.
Manages good grades and a spot in the sports squad.
He found out he shared his birthday with the Draupadi in second grade. Loves her like a sister since then.
The basketball coach sees some spark in him that no one else does.
Is liked by all but doesn’t get the attention he deserves.
Is pretty content with life in General.
Ashwatthama:
Soccer coach’s kid.
Is self aware.
Realistic and practical.
Suffers from major attention deprivation.
Duryodhan lent him a pencil case in second standard. Asshwatthama tries so hard to become his favourite ever since.
The Iconic Karna Dury duo however, ignore almost always.
Expanded the “Duryodhana should be headboy” intervention but his efforts weren’t recognised.
Closeted gay.
Respects superiors while disliking them.
Quite bitter.
“Will this win me Duryodhan’s love?”
Subhadra:
Eyes like forest pools.
Looks up to Draupadi as a role model.
Arjuna is her weakness even though she’s dating him.
Kunti likes her. Doesn’t mind if she’s dating Arjuna.
There’s this brilliant student in the junior section, Abhimanyu. Subhadra and Arjuna spend a lot of time with him together. They sort of look like a very happy family.
Always tops English and History class.
Gossip queen xoxo.
“Draupadi Didi and Krishna bhaiya said so, Arjuna you know I cannot say no to them.”
Dushala:
Is the sweetest person around.
Believes there is some good in every person.
Even hangs out with Duryodhana and squad thinking they’ll change some day.
Karna and Dushala often discuss how to mend this group’s ways, assisted by Dury’s girlfriend, Bhanumati.
Is stuck in a relationship with a jerk but doesn’t have the heart to break up with him.
Is literally kindness personified.
Dushala’s favourite teacher is Gandhaari. Probably because no one else gives the teacher validation and Dushala doesn’t like when someone is sad.
Jayadaratha:
Terrible person.
Only the size of a grain of sand better than Dushasana.
Started Dating Dushala Sophomore year.
Dushala really wants to break up with this jerk but she’s too sweet to hurt someone even as terrible as him so she just avoids him.
Once Draupadi slapped him in public. Dushala cheered the loudest.
Is only relevant because of his girlfriend.
Bhanumati:
Says Duryodhana is an excellent boyfriend.
Corrects her man when he’s wrong.
Is also close friends with Karna.
Led the intervention against the “Duryodhana should be headboy intervention.”
It hurt Dury but it’s okay because Bhanumati has her own thoughts and he respects that. Guess he is actually a good boyfriend.
“OMG DURY!!!! STOP IT! KARNA HOW DO WE STOP DURY FROM DOING ANOTHER F*CK UP?”
Yuyutsu:
Is very lovable.
Boy has no hater.
Somehow was befriended by Duryodhan in junior school.
Feels stuck in the Dury gang ever since.
Secretly, very strongly admires Yudhishthir, Arjuna, Draupadi and of course, KRISHNA.
Is everything you’d wanna fix in Yudhishthir.
Yuyutsu, Dushala and Vikarna trio is bff goals.
“Is there any way I can change my friend group? Face palms”
Vikarna:
Counsels Duryodhana on Yuyutsu’s advise.
There isn’t much to say about him. Dude’s a good guy with humanly flaws.
Feels stuck in Dury gang but has made his peace with their ways.
Dushala, Yuyutsu and Vikarna are often found gossiping with Ma’am Gandhaari, she often warns them about how their other friends are bad kids and they should not get influenced.
“Why!? Because yuyutsu says so that’s why!”
Eklavya:
Here on scholarship.
This poor kid was bullied so much initially when he joined school because of his economic status.
Coach Drona wouldn’t let him into the soccer team because he’s afraid someone might out shine his favourite.
Stays away from the dirty politics in school.
Became a star athelete despite all the odds he faced.
Eklavya was once locked in the washroom before a 100m race on the sports day. No one knows who did that for sure. Although some people claim to know it was Coach Drona.
Rukmini:
President of the theatre club.
Crushes on Krishna for an unknown duration.
Krishna does give her attention because EXCUSE ME, she is impossible to ignore.
Rukmini befriended Nakul in the corridors as they bumped into each other after every period, while going to/coming from the washroom to check their respective hairdos.
Satyabhama:
Is Draupadi’s psychological twin.
President of the debating society.
Another one of Krishna’s closest friends.
The school is full of Satyabhama-Krishna shippers. But their friendship quadrant knows Krishna is smitten by this girl from some other school.
Radha:
The girl from some other school.
Probably goes to an all girls convent school.
Is shy but can be seen having a a gala time with Krishna after school. Friends w Subhadra too.
Nobody in school knows much about her but it’s evident Krishna and her are 11/10 soulmates uwu.
Rukmi:
Rukmini’s twin brother.
Is overly protective of his sister.
Thinks he’s well sorted but almost always creates a mess.
Has some sort of minor feud with Krishna.
Is neck deep in a very toxic friendship with Shishupal.
Shishupal:
Rebel without a cause.
A headache.
Wants to fight Krishna but is scared of him.
Wants to join the Dury gang but no on lets him in.
Shishupal is known to spread the most problematic rumours in school.
Hidimbi:
Stays occupied in her small social circle of not so popular kids.
She’s famous, though doesn’t talk to many people.
Proposed to Bheem in middle school.
Bheem gently turned her down because he was already mad about Draupadi. Hidimba moved on with life without sulking about it. Probably still likes him though.
Also, really close to this Ghatotkutch person who is in fifth grade.
Ulupi and Chitrangada:
Dated Arjuna for a few weeks each.
Then bonded over how he’s not a good boyfriend and not as perfect as everyone thinks he is. they do have a point though.
Are now bestfs and don’t like anyone else in school.
Since, I’m an attention wh*re tagging: @bigheadedgirlwithbigdreams @soniaoutloud @supermeh-krishnafan @incorrectmahabharatquotes @chaanv @hoeticulture @lemponkoira @1nsaankahanhai-bkr
Also, link to part 1: https://eclecticwordblender.tumblr.com/post/625462681921568768/foundation
#it is so long im sorry if you read it through#i had fun writing so please validate though#mahabharata aus#mahabharata fanfiction#very incorrect mahabharat quotes#incorrect mahabharat quotes#mahabharat theories#unpopular mahabharata opinions#mahabharata#fanfiction#fan fiction#desi tumblr#hindu mythology aus#hindu mythology fanfic#hindu memes#hindumythologyevent#writers on tumblr#tumblr writers#text posts#karna#arjuna#bheema#krishna#yudhishthir#nakul#sahadev#draupadi#panchaali#radha#duryodhan
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