the scrimblos…..

sam and brennan’s greatest weaknesses (respectively)

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she says "oh you like that huh 😏" i tell her that's a most astute observation

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

josh o'connor and mike faist behind the scenes of challengers (2024) dir. luca guadagnino

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

really? another album? didn't she just make one??

does anyone else think about the task of carrying yourself to your own suffering. walking to a test you know you’ll fail. driving fifteen hours to watch a family member die. jesus walking to golgotha carrying the cross. you know.

just invented the rhombus & every bug

you're too late, i'm already standing in front of the sole source of light in such a way that it casts a halo about my head, leaving you to languish in the shadows, dependent on me to decide whether to allow my grace to reach you or not

"Would you peel an orange for me?"

I would peel a pomegranate for you.

I've seen a few "Tim and Alice would be besties" posts and I love it so much cuz like. Tim's sense of humor canonically is mostly pop culture references to movies and stuff, there's no real indication that he's particularly online. Meanwhile Alice speaks like she's been Very active on tumblr for longer than she's been at OIAR CONSTANTLY, she just says the strangest shit all the time. So I just keep imagining a conversation between Tim and Alice constantly having to stop because Tim keeps cracking up unable to breathe over the Shit Alice Keeps Saying and he's never heard any of that kind of shit before, especially not with such a casual, nonchalant delivery. And Alice is laughing because its hilarious how offline Tim is. Hearing the phrase "none pizza with left beef" would incapacitate him.

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

[RUINING THE LIVES OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REAL] i am playing. With my touys

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

sex isn’t real it’s something chappell roan made up to sell songs 🙄

“quit trying to make Fangs In Your Neck Friday a thing” for me it is already a thing. I do not care about it spreading or circulating. i’m living my life