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kangals · 3 months

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9 weeks vs 11 weeks... i'm losing my mind abt this

#i know its not an exact matchup bc im bad at stacking but like. he's gained like 3 inches in leg and length??#'zoe hes a puppy he is going to grow over time' WHAT DO U MEAN #kepcollie

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gollumpanties · 7 months

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there're all those posts and polls going around comparing the tadpole team to the kirkwall crew and like. we still haven't asked the most obvious question:

#why would you pit two bad bitches against each other? they would have gay sex #hard-pressed tho to think of a matchup where the kirkwall companion wouldn't utterly annihilate their counterpart 🤔#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #da2 #dragon age 2 #halsin #hawke #my post

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ungodly-amounts-of-godly-trauma · 8 months

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wotw round 1

propaganda under the cut!

will graham:

OMG where do I even start??? A lot of the fandom (not the whole fandom, but a lot of them) are obsessed with Will Graham being traumatized helpless baby boy sub and it's just like… Hello? Did you watch the same show as me?

"Oh no he got his brain caught on fire with encephalitis he needs his big strong psychiatrist Hannibal to take care of him and spoon feed him and protect him from the world"

"Oh he's in love with his friend Alana but she just sees him as a friend and a psychiatric project I just need to wrap him in a blanket and cuddle him and protect him from all these people who hurt him"

Like the list goes on and on but guys, come on. Will Graham lives by himself with his 7 dogs and takes care of all of them. He's an FBI agent. HE'S LITERALLY KILLED PEOPLE BOTH WITH HIS BARE HANDS AND WITH WEAPONS. THIS MAN IS A SCRUFFY OUTDOORSMAN WHO'S LIKE 6'0" AND MAYBE NOT BUILT BUT DEFINITELY NOT SCRAWNY AND IN NEED OF PROTECTING. I think a lot of people get caught up in the fact that Will Graham is played by Hugh Dancy and he was very much a "pretty boy" character in a lot of stuff before he played Will Graham and this is also exacerbated by Hannibal being played by Mads Mikkelsen who is "slightly taller rugged silver fox European man who is going to fix my daddy issues" and since Will and Hannibal are the main couple a lot of people are like "well they can't both be big tough top guys so obviously it's the guy who's slightly bigger and buffer and older"

Will Graham is a 38 year old FBI criminal profiler who has killed dangerous people with his bare hands, went to prison for some time, masterfully manipulated others, also hunts and fishes, and he's like very good at reading people and their motivations. Incredibly smart everyday man.

Sweet JESUS sometimes the fandom makes him out to be more of a helpless puppy than he really is. Granted, even if he has his moments of mental vulnerability, it's never treated as weak by the show. He's managed to persist through some of the hardest situations. AND LIKE I GET IT, HE'S REALLY PRETTY WHEN HE'S IN PAIN AND SUFFERING BUT HE'S NOT!!! A BABY!!! Anyway I've seen a lot of fandom takes where he's been twinkified to high hell or portrayed as helpless/submissive and often it entirely diminishes that he's a grown fucking person (who has KILLED AND WILL DO IT AGAIN).

had encephalitis in s1 so everyone calls him sweaty & got framed for murder so when he actually murders people people say it’s not his fault and that he was manipulated into doing so (how do you manipulate someone into putting down a shotgun and beating someone to death with their bare hands when you’re not even there? fuck if i know. also, the manipulator in question (hannibal, his sort of therapist) actively stopped him from killing someone). “someone help will graham” is an actual tag on ao3. people treat him like a child. he is a serial killer and people act like he can’t even feed himself. it’s terrible. will graham is a liar, a murderer, a cannibal, a manipulator, and i love him for it

jason "jd" dean:

shoutout to my lovely friend who knows who they are who talk abt how jd does no wrong and hes so slay when like. he does slay. he did slay. he slayed three whole people. and tried to slay a school. like, jd does a lot of wrong. all he does is wrong. and sometimes the fandom acts like everything he does is super chill and fine and sane, and ignores what he did altogether. like yea christian slater was fit in the movie. yk whats not fit? homocide

hes also treated like an innocent lil baby who can do nothing for himself but im watching the movie rn and he just bashed veronicas head off of an emergency fire hose, and shes apparently the love of his life

#tournament poll #will graham #hannibal #jason dean #jd #heathers #this is my favorite matchup yet. two lovely men who have something deeply wrong with them. and kill also <3 #wotw #round 1

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iheartchv · 3 months

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could i ask for a matchup? also i hope your having a nice day/night/afternoon!! also, please excuse any bad grammar, english is not my first language.

im Cuban Puerto Rican, i speak both my mother tongue and English. kinda trying to get myself to learn German though. im a bit of an ambivert, i mostly enjoy spending time with those i know well.

im 5’2, i have a huge scar in my left leg due to an accident i had when i was younger. i have brown, nearly black eyes and i use glasses. i have a mole near my collarbone and another one just above. my hair is brown and medium sized with some side-tails.

currently studying with a forensic sciences major, a bit of a nerd.. i enjoy drawing, reading Sci-Fi and spending time with my pet snakes. (their ball pythons, they are super adorable…) i absolutely love heavy metal bands like Rammstein, korn, Slipknot, i listen to Type O Negative, Slaughter to Prevail from time to time aswell alongside jazz. i dress in a bit of a grunge way, it varies since i enjoy fashion a lot.

i enjoy watching true crimes series (Forensic Files being an all time favorite), watching Caso Cerrado, and documentaries regarding military history. i love the rainy weather and from time to time going to the beach. truly calming, really.

anyways, i really hope you are having a pleasant time, again. also i absolutely love your writing style!!

🤔I'll match you with...

Simon "Ghost" Riley 💀

I think Ghost would be your match

For this scenario, lets just say that Ghost was to keep an eye on you for a mission

You had shown potential that anyone working for the law would want you to work with them

You have an internship working for the police in your area, getting some practice for the field

You weren't bad, quite good actually

And because you were so good, you would also become a threat to any criminal facing charges for murder, etc.

One of such being Makarov and the Konni group

TF 141 got word that Makarov killed their spy that was sending feedback and intel

You were unfortunately the one looking over the said body of 141's spy; the FBI and CIA wanted to know exactly who done it

As Ghost continued to have constant vigil over you in the shadows, he didn't like the idea of seeing you make your way home alone

He finally decided to start blending in with people, and sometimes walking your way

It's just for the mission, he'd tell himself

🖤

At first, seeing his appearance was a little scary, intimidating

But you didn't sense no ill will coming from him, at least not toward you

You initiated conversations with him, and little by little he was talking more than just a word or a sentence

Over time he got to know you pretty well, as much as you allowed

He noticed how open you were to him, letting him know that you trusted him

You were just full of surprises;

One thing after another he learned so much about you besides what was in your personal records

He started to see you as you, not just another nameless target to protect

🖤

Even after the mission is complete, he comes back to see you...

Maybe stay for a while...

I can totally see you and Ghost going to the beach during times when there's no one around

Just you two

And rainy days?

He'd be all for it

A hot cup of tea and being with you is one of those perfect moments he feels at peace

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bl-bracket · 2 months

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Horny on Main Round 3: Lan Zhan (The Untamed) vs Wen Kexing (Word of Honor)

[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]

Lan Zhan: "Man realized sex with Wei Wuxian was an option and immediately thought of nothing else for over a decade, instituted an "every day means every day" policy the second he got his horny little hands on him"

Wen Kexing: "this man has a constant stream of consciousness centered entirely around his need to fuck zhou zishu and he will make it everyone’s problem. even when zhou zishu is dressed like a homeless man he’s still spouting poetry about his waist and flexibility and how pretty he is"

#bl bracket #bl drama #bl shows #lan zhan #lan wangji #the untamed #wen kexing #word of honor #shan he ling #round 3 #h.o.m.#mod note: the CHILLS when I realized that these two stood a chance to compete against each other when i seeded it.#for context: the last time these two competed against each other was back in the early days during the most whipped bracket.#at the time I had seen half of the untamed and was vaguely aware of word of honor so I was not prepared for the chaos that matchup unleashe #there were over 1000 votes and it remains one of the most voted on polls in this blog's history. and that was pretty early on in things too #I do not know what will happen now that the size and reach of this blog has expanded.

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maritime-matchups · 11 months

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#maritime matchups #round 3 #thomas pullings #aubrey maturin #aubreyad #master and commander #james norrington #pirates of the caribbean

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prosciuttulipa · 2 months

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PLAYING MATCHMAKER!

500 Followers Celebration Event.

Want to know which fictional character would be head over heels with you? Then look no further!

As thanks for getting this blog to 500 followers, I've decided that I'll be doing a matchup event!

I'll be taking 10 slots for this event, on a first come first serve basis!

Taking part in this event is easy! Here's what you need to do:

1. Give the Matchmaker your details

To begin, please send in an ask with the following information. Only answer as many as you're comfortable!

Do you want a matchup from JJK (anime-only) or JJBA (choose from Part 1-5)?

Any preferences for your match's gender?

What's your personality like?

What are your likes and dislikes? What are your hobbies?

What's your love language? How do you show/receive love?

What would be a green flag/deal breaker for you in a relationship?

What do you look like?

Anything else you want to add!

2. How do you want the Matchmaker to brew?

Each matchup will receive a few headcanons, and one of the following choices to go with it (specify which one you want in your ask):

Moodboard of your relationship

Text conversation with your match

3 songs your match associates with you

3. The Matchmaker finds your match!

Once everything is sent in, the Matchmaker asks that you wait patiently for her to attend to your request! Finding love is a tricky thing, so it may take some time!

EVENT: CLOSED.

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whos-hotter-jjba · 4 days

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#blame my girlfriend for this cursed matchup #she gave me the idea #and now you all have to suffer with me <3 #jjba polpo #polpo #jjba pesci #pesci #vento aureo #golden wind #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #who's hotter jjba

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morethanwonderful · 1 year

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Introducing: The Which MXTX Character do You Most Want to Study Like a Little Bug Tournament Bracket

Starting February 20, 2023 (American time), I'll be running a tournament via tumblr polls to determine once and for all which Mo Xiang Tong Xiu webnovel character the fanbase most wants to study like a little bug.

FAQ:

What do you mean by "most want to study like a little bug"?

Which character makes you want to pick them up, put them in a glass jar, examine them with a little magnifying glass, and poke them with a stick to see how they react? Which character is so so small and pathetic and also truly deeply bizarre? If you don't get what I'm talking about, this poll may not be for you.

Why on earth are you doing sixty-four characters?

A perfectly even bracket has to have 16, 32, or 64 starting contestants, and since there were 33 characters that I really wanted to include, I decided to Commit.

What is wrong with you?

Yeah.

If you'd like to either search for or blacklist posts related to this event, all of mine will be tagged with "MXTX bugpoll."

You can find the full list of matches under the readmore. Happy voting!

Since there's so many characters, I'll be splitting the first round into two days. Round 1 Part 1 (the left side of the bracket) will begin tomorrow (Monday), and Round 1 Part 2 (the right side) will be on Tuesday. We'll continue with one round per day from there.

Round 1 Part 1:

Yin Yu vs Gongyi Xiao

Luo Binghe (Bing-mei ver.) vs Quan Yizhen

Xuan Ji vs Mei Nianqing (Guoshi)

Luo Binghe (Bing-ge ver.) vs Pei Ming

Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu vs Shi Qingxuan

Jin Ling vs Lang Qianqiu

Ban Yue vs A-Qing

Liu Mingyan vs Lan Jingyi

Mobei-jun vs Lan Wangji

Zhuzhi-lang vs Su She

Bai Wuxiang vs Jiang Fengmian

Jin Zixuan vs Tianlang-jun

Qi Qingqi vs Lan Qiren

Su Xiyan vs Yu Ziyuan

Nie Mingjue vs Mu Qing

Jin Guangyao vs Pei Xiu

Round 1 Part 2:

Shen (Jiu) Qingqiu vs Mo Xuanyu

Ning Yingying vs Luo "Mianmian" Qingyang

Xiao Xingchen vs Xie Lian

Yue Qingyuan vs Lan Xichen

Ling Wen vs Shang Qinghua

Jian Lan vs Jiang Yanli

He Xuan vs Nie Huaisang

Wen Chao vs Jin Zixun

Wei Wuxian vs Xue Yang

Wen Qing vs Mu Qingfang

Sha Hualing vs Qi Rong

Song Lan vs Jiang Cheng

Liu Qingge vs Feng Xin

Hua Cheng vs Wen Ning

Ming Fan vs Lan Sizhui

Yushi Huang vs Shi Wudu

Round 2

Yin Yu vs Luo Binghe (Bing-mei ver.)

Mei Nianqing (Guoshi) vs Luo Binghe (Bing-ge ver.)

Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu vs Jin Ling

Ban Yue vs Liu Mingyan

Lan Wangji vs Zhuzhi-lang

Bai Wuxiang vs Tianlang-jun

Lan Qiren vs Yu Ziyuan

Mu Qing vs Jin Guangyao

Shen Jiu vs Ning Yingying

Xie Lian vs Yue Qingyuan

Shang Qinghua vs Jiang Yanli

Nie Huaisang vs Jin Zixun

Wei Wuxian vs Wen Qing

Qi Rong vs Jiang Cheng

Liu Qingge vs Hua Cheng

Lan Sizhui vs Shi Wudu

Round 3

Luo Binghe (Bing-mei ver.) vs Luo Binghe (Bing-ge ver.)

Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu vs Liu Mingyan

Zhuzhi-lang vs Tianlang-jun

Yu Ziyuan vs Jin Guangyao

Shen (Jiu) Qingqiu vs Xie Lian

Shang Qinghua vs Nie Huaisang

Wei Wuxian vs Jiang Cheng

Hua Cheng vs Lan Sizhui

Quarterfinal

Luo Binghe (Bing-mei ver.) vs Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu

Tianlang-jun vs Jin Guangyao

Shen (Jiu) Qingqiu vs Nie Huaisang

Jiang Cheng vs Hua Cheng

Semifinal

Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu vs Tianlang-jun

Nie Huaisang vs Jiang Cheng

The Final Round

Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu vs Nie Huaisang

#I put a decent amount of thought into how everyone is placed in the bracket #so hopefully it should be balanced #and in the places where it's not even #Then at least the matchups should be funny <3 #mxtx #mdzs #svsss #tgcf #mo dao zu shi #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #tian guan ci fu #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #heaven official's blessing #the scum villain's self-saving system #forgive all the tags. but it'll be more fun if more people see this I think #the more votes the better and all that #ID in alt text #mxtx bugpoll

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ponysongbracket · 10 months

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MLP Song Tournament

Please listen to both songs before voting. Note that The first song isn't the full version of This Day Aria, but rather the short 20-second reprise sung by Queen Chrysalis alone

'This Day Aria' Reprise

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Smile Song

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#this matchup is interesting because both songs were the biggest sweeps in round 1 #but both just barely survived round 3 #mlp #my little pony #my little pony friendship is magic #mlp fim #mlp g4 #polls #polls on tumblr #tournament polls #mlp music #MLP Song Tournament #A Canterlot Wedding #A Friend in Deed #'This Day Aria' Reprise #Smile Song #0x5v0xc #Youtube #MLP Song Tournament Round 4

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medic-matchups · 1 year

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ROUND 3: PART II

#medic-matchups #medic-matchups round 3 #trafalgar law #one piece #ratchet transformers #transformers

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quartz-crow · 3 months

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BG3 Pairings!

Yo so I’m a bit bored and I saw some other pages doing this - so send me a few details about yourself, interests, appearance, likes, dislikes and I’ll match you with a character and write a little paragraph or something 🌿🗡️

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion x reader #bg3 astarion #bg3 x reader #halsin #astarion #shadowheart #lae'zel #baldurs gate tav #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #jaheira #bg3 x you #bg3 pairing #bg3 matchup #bg3 #bg3 requests #karlach

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reggies-eyeliner · 11 months

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THE CLASSIC MATCHUP - for @missmorosis!

-> THE "you were my new dream" COUPLE

#now playing ... "invisible string" by taylor swift

(saw it was you and said SOKKA'S GF????

u are so sokka gf coded

i cannot stress this enough bro u . i can't see you with anyone else except sokka it's my curse

you guys have been dating for how long now?? four years irght yes)

THERE IS LAUGHTER LIKE YOU GUYS ARE 6-years-old again at a sleepover when you're supposed to be asleep every😭single😭night😭💗💗and oh man genuinely this man is your number-one go-to guy for a good belly laugh before you go to bed. if you're traveling with them to go from one place to another, everyone else in the gaang places their bets on you and sokka laughing about the same joke until the sun rises, so you two are both always rubbing sleep out of your eyes once you actually have to go out and Do Responsible Stuff.

the way this man looks at you while you and the gaang are riding on appa is genuinely so criminal. he has this pathetically in love smile on your face because 1) pretty girl, and 2) pretty girl with nice personality that 3) tells him nice things all of the time and 3) gives him he best hugs that he could ever ask for (he does not ask for hugs so he always leans in for an extra second thinking that you won't notice😭<33)

and OH MAN your love language is words of affirmation and acts of service?? this man is THE NUMBER ONE GUY EVER to be the act of service. he used to only keep one extra hair tie around his wrist for himself, but now he keeps up to five at times, in all sorts of colors, and hands you one when it looks like the wind is in your hair AJSJCHSHAHJ AND AND OH MAN whenever you seem to be slightly quieter than usual in a public, crowded space, he'll slowly bring you to a quiter place so you can recharge your social battery. he doesn't make it a huge grand gesture all of the time, but he wants it to be enough that you know someone out there cares, but not so much that you waste more energy worrying that you're a burden (SPOILER ALERT YOu'RE NOT ILYSM)

sokka absolutely melts when he sees you get excited about your passions. he does not speak korean but he will learn for you. he will sing songs by txt and say "this one's a banger, check this out," and start singing his heart out AND he will learn the choreo for it too (and it'll be at the randomest times 😭like 7am in the morning while you're rubbing sleep out of your eyes and he just starts it's so funny he loves yous o bad)

the king of giving random compliments throughout the day ever. will tell you that he loves your smile and loves your smile lines and loves your nose and loves your hair and how you talk and how you say certain words and how you text and how

AND!! best part this man will never ever ever make you sit on the inside of the booths and will know so fast and immediately sit there first AUUAUSGCH and also if you ever do self isolate he'll be the first to know,, he's done it himself obviously, but he's learned that shouldering things alone isn't what people were made for. he'll come sit by next to you if you need it or just slide down the wall beside you and sit with you at his side. no prying, no demands, no "making it about myself," he will just sit and breathe and listen to you. he'll also try to cheer you up by getting you take out or boba BWHJABHC and if all else fails he'll hold you and tell you sweet nothings UAUAAUGGAGAGHSHCGH WAILING VIOLENTLY

this is so random but if you guys are like. at a really nice cafe i am so serious rn THIS MAN WILL CUT YOUR BREAD FOR YOU cut the corners of your toast if you don't like the crust and keep an eye on your teabag and put it out if it seems like it's been steeping for too long

RANDOMIZED TROPE:

"domestic fluff"

-> waking up at six in the morning to head out for the day not to go to school or work but because he wanted to see the sunrise with you, his hands will definitely card through your hair and AUGH THIS GUY WILL hold you and carry you out the door because he's just . he is like that . he will be an absolute puddle on the floor of you help him with his hair too because he's very specific on who touches his hair ("i was having a GOOD HAIR DAY, KATARA.") and will make you a good breakfast (and will totally search up recipes for well-known meals in korea because he's doing his best AUGH) and will draw you tiny illustrations of you guys and sneak them in your bag. when you come back from school or work he'll come back with fried chicken or boba or maybe a combination of both and turn on a movie, but if you need to study he'll calmly be there beside you to help you out HJAJSHCB <333

a/n BRO I AM SO SORRY I HAVEn'T FINISHED YOURS AND ITS BEEN ALMOST LIKE 10 MONTHS HOLY i am so so sorry but when i tell u i was grinning like an idiot while making this because augh you and sokka are genuinely the sweetest couple and you guys make me want to throw up in not a bad way like . holy moly why are you guys The Couple ever stop doing that WJABCJHAC okay but genuinely i hope life has been treating you well!!! and that things have been going okay for you AJSJJHAJA if you ever need anything let me know and remember that i love you so so much (i am not just saying this genuinely you are a gift and blessing to this planet there are so many people who love you please take care of yourself love you deserve it) PLEASE REMEMBEr to drink water and sleep well!! sending hugs and kisses mwah mwah!!

#ellie's.matchups<3!#why are you so i love you morosis #oh my gdsosajchhcb #sokka x reader #atla matchup #sokka headcanons #avatar the last airbender #atla sokka #atla #atla headcanons #KISSES YOUr WAY AJAJAJCHb!!!#matchups #sending you all the fluffy blankets rn #okay maybe in the winter bc rn. it is very hot !! BUT WAHJSCSH ILY

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iheartchv · 3 months

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Hi the matchup concept is sooo cute! If you’re still accepting I’d love one (all good if not!)

5’4, 24, Australian and a sort of a weird mix of muscular and curvy. I ’ve been told I have ‘golden retriever energy’- with the MBTI type of ENFP. I love people and speak multiple languages (eng/jap/norsk). I’m athletically and creatively inclined, my biggest hobbies being drawing, writing and running but the only thing I love more than those things and other people is animals (I have a pet dog I love).

I have military experience myself and consider myself pretty adaptable, but have been told I do overthink things at times and sometimes need to be grounded/need to stand up for myself more. I try to always deescalate a bad situation with jokes or kindness, but know when to be serious.

🤔 I match you with...

Simon "Ghost" Riley 💀

I think you'd be a perfect match for Ghost

//im a sucker for opposites attract x3

Ghost helps keep you grounded, not letting your emotions make the decisions for you

While you help him learn that some decisions can't be logically solved

You're the sun;

He's the moon

One can't exist without the other

Ghost never thought about anything like that till he met you

Scenario time~♡:

He met you while he was deployed to Australia

Or rather you met him first

Ghost was the best when it came to tech and being a sniper

He was teaching new recruits how be stealthy, etc.

Word had got around that Ghost was at your base

You had to see him for yourself

You caught him in the mess hall

You introduced yourself, in which he just gave a small nod

Just like everyone said, he was the broody type of guy

He didn't much attention to you till he saw you showing a recruit how to hit a target

He didn't think you were bad at all

Over time he got to know you

And you had suspicions that he liked you

Many times you caught him looking at you

You sent him a small smile when your eyes met his, then he looked away

And.... you'd be lying if you didn't find him the least bit attractive

🖤

I can totally see you and Ghost exchanging jokes

One you told made him let out a soft chuckle

"Not bad."

Hearing him laugh like that made your heart flutter

In turn, there was one that he told that made you laugh

He felt like his heart would've stopped hearing you laugh

Its a good thing he was wearing his mask because he couldn't help but smile

He felt... happy in that moment

And moments like those are what he used to bond with you

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myths-tournaments · 7 months

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Awful Characters Round 3 (7/8)

Propaganda under the cut!

NANAMI

Literally killed a kitten and yet is so iconic you can’t not love her

LIGHT YAGAMI

I hate this fucker but I love this fucker but I hate this fucker but I love this fucker but

#awful characters tournament #tournament poll #awful characters round 3 #revolutionary girl utena #nanami kiryuu #death note #light yagami #the propaganda section for this matchup is so short it feels wasteful to use a read more on this...#but if i don't have consistency between all the polls i'll die

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tad-song-bracket · 9 months

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What changed, I ask, so strange, she replies. (lyric video)

What they hear is not laughter, it's just your voice learning for once to stand up tall. (lyric video)

#round two #The Calling #Inkpot Gods #the amazing devil #tad #another evil matchup. round two has a lot of these >:3

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