mathew was adorable tonight i love him so dearly

shoutout to the balding dude right in front of me

What people think a Nidoqueen is like: I am a tank of a Pokémon. I will defend my pack and my children until the death. I have a high defence stat and poison anyone who touches me. I am incredibly tall and muscular. Avoid me at all costs.

My Nidoqueen: trainer I have a tummy ache again from eating too fast please bring my warm blanket and rub my belly while I cry and whimper :(

the very topmost highlight of this month's wotshow press cycle

If my legacy on this earth is ‘inspired multiple people to make art, however transient & silly’ I will absolutely be content with that

Mat Baynton as Jamie Winton

YOU, ME AND THE APOCALYPSE (2015) 1.05 | Right in the Nuts

Aah yes, the three Nicks:

Nick Nelson

Nick Carraway

Nick Miller

the mattholomule thing is really funny to me because i have a cousin named matthew who pretty much everyone refers to as "matt [last name]"

and i mentioned that to the friend i was watching the episode with and she said she ALSO knew a matt that went by "matt [last name]"

and then i remembered an older boy from marching band who people ALSO called "matt [last name]"

(though in both matts that i knew, they were semi common single-syllable surnames)

is this just a thing that guys named matt DO???

To everyone I promised the bonus poem from “letter to him” which is called That Would Be A Lie, i am so sorry (specifically to @hazellevessque who was PUSHING for it) but i will not be releasing it because there are NUMEROUS people on here who know me irl and if they read it it will be VERY obvious who the two people im writing about are and that could probably make my life go up into flames SO if you want “That Would Be A Lie” the bonus poem to the five part poetry series “letters to him” pls just dm me for it. I can’t post it.

'to be loved is to be changed' okay... what about people who always love from a distance

so I went ahead and made irusan's bell

hugging you so hard rn

YIPPEE‼️‼️😸😸😸

Mat Baynton as Neil in 1234

i am so powerful i installed 3 new shower liners on our shitty clawfoot tub shower rod ring thing even with my fucked up collar bone AND we now have a pulldown shower head so i can rinse the tub 😭

dnfao3tags' bookmarks #5

I'll Be Here When You Return

by mssjynx

mature | comp. | 55k

George is just a simple baker, spending his days looking after his cattle and baking bread for the people of his little village. Life isn't exactly interesting but he loves it all the same, and it only gets better when he wakes up one night to a wounded stranger passed out on his doorstep.

(or, Five times that George took care of Dream, plus the one time that Dream took care of George)

Warm. Trust. Safe. George’s heart was racing in his chest, not out of discomfort or stress, but with relief, and excitement, and disbelief, and finally, thank the End, he’s home.  “I’ve missed you,” were the first words spoken, quiet and meek in a tone George hadn’t heard before. In the darkness that followed sunset he felt vulnerable and open. But he wasn’t scared. And it felt easy to reply with, “You were gone too long.” An unspoken ‘I missed you too’ that he knew he didn’t have to say. 

hiiii i like sending u asks so whos ur top three yj characters and why??

this might be the hardest question im gonna answer in my entire life.. *proceeds to respond with the longest word vomit ever known to mankind*

1.) i am a certified lottie matthews gurlie : )) she's just been such an interesting character throughout the series like i never really know what's going on with her (im pretty sure pookie doesn't either even if she insists she does lol.. istg every lottie scene is just me being absolutely flabbergasted and in a constant state of “WTF?”) and i know they all experienced varying degrees of trauma (i dont wanna turn this into a competition of who's had it the hardest pre and post crash) but i think lottie's character has one of the most tragic storyline, esp her life post-crash

2.) RESIDENT COLD GIRL JACKIE TAYLOR! this gurl was serving nothing but iconic vibes and lesbian comphet behavior and i am here for it. i was honestly surprised to learn that a lot of ppl dont like jackie cause she was a bit of a spoiled brat and while i do agree (cz she is LMFAO pooks literally died of pettiness) i feel like it's not necessary to paint her as either black or white cause she's also got a really complex character. like sure she has her mean girl moments (mostly because of the environment she was raised in and i think she wasn't really aware of that trait until shauna brought it up during their fight) but she's rarely ever malicious and i think she would've outgrown that trait given the chance. but also it could just be because im a sucker for mean-girl-highschool-queen-bee characters making me a huge jackie taylor apologist !

3.) misty quigley. no words of appreciation for her—maybe her (tho unplaced and is often expressed in the wrong ways)—loyalty and dependability, still tho she was literally just straight up batshit insane.. she killed 2 people (??), is responsible for them being trapped in the wilderness, and honestly speaking needs to be admitted to the ward cause that girl is psychotic but adult misty was so funny, she immediately became a fav.

ALSO must insert the yj background characters, i dont know their names i only know akilah and mari, but i love those girls so much season 2 was absolutely unhinged cause the mains are going through a horror show and these bitches r in the background like it's a mf camping trip playing cards and are like “.. oof bestie 👀 would you look at that? it's snowing pretty hard bet it's freezing cold out there 👀 ngl itd be nice to have a lottie mat-stew right now 🤤 but i do hope she gets home safely 😥... just.. you know hahah... if she ever happens to.. yk 🥰”

ppl who make it their entire personality to hate on doodles are so exhausting