Matt: Hey, do you know what bees make? Daisy: Honey? Matt: Yes, dear? Daisy: -.- 

Axel: I cracked two of my ribs, but it's two I don't use very often, so I'm fine

Mike B: Got caught giving a fuck.

Mike B: Embarrassing.

okay ik twitter is a hellsite (derogatory) rather than this hellsite (affectionate) but also i made a lot of friends on twitter and it’s one of the easiest apps for me to just say whatever and i’m sure we’re all just being dramatic but also what the hell am i supposed to do if it shuts down. what about my threads of the best fanfics i’ve ever read. what about my little art updates that i only let a couple people on my priv see because i hate my art. what about #blueheartsforflarke 💙 or seeing rachel zegler talk to vee and fran and getting excited. posting on my incorrect quotes accounts and seeing brick retweet every one of them. being ‘miller’s #1 fan’ to match his ‘gal’s #1 fan.’ what about all the time i spend making cute layouts and putting fun quotes in my bio. what about snek and celio and stephen yelling about ironstrange to me. no one talks to me on this hellsite (which tbh i’m kinda okay with it’s sometimes nice just talking into the void) but i have friends on twitter. ann and miller and brick and celio and snek and stephen and dorian. and definitely some other people. but like. the point is i don’t know how to not be on twitter anymore and if i have to i might cry. like that’s where i met annie and froot and zayna and leah too, that’s where i ranted about the fucking west wing and spider-man and kingsman and madam secretary and the 100. pls, that’s how i fucking fell in love with my best friend, was because of twitter. without that stupid hellsite the two of us wouldn’t be best friends. which is wild. anyway. having an existential crisis on my way to the airport how’s your night going?

Stephen: Why don't we all take a seat and think our private thoughts.

'Fine' means 'thank you for not screwing up'. It's high praise, so take it.

Goodween, translating Cotta to the boys, probably

Alyssa Naeher: Why don't we all take a seat and think our private thoughts.

may: are you completely insane?!

hunter: well, the test results aren’t back yet :)

Incorrect Control quotes 40

Darling: I did underscore the seriousness of the situation, right? Jesse: He's concerned we're not all sufficiently terrified. Arish: Nope. Message received. I'm deeply, deeply scared.

The Wizard: You played me like a fiddle!

Elphaba: Oh no. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are!

Elizabeth: If I fall… Henry: I’ll be there to catch you. Jay: *looks at Abby* What if I fall? Abby: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Matt: *watches these two interactions* Matt, to Daisy: And if I fall? Daisy: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

Costis: Permission to ask an impertinent question? Eugenides: Well you did save my life that one time, so sure

Nina: This is nice, huh? Taking a well-earned break with my new friends. Feel like I’m finally fitting in here!

Blake: You don’t decide when you’re fitting in. We’ll let you know.

[At the end of season one]

Random survey corps member: Commander, we need an explanation!

Erwin: How about… We tell them I'm shocked that everything went according to my plan

Deputy: I’m sorry I said you were bugging me.

Joseph: Ah, that’s what I do, I bug people for the Lord.

Goodween: Cotta just asked to see you as soon as possible.

Bob: He asked?

Goodween: He even used the word “please”.

Peter: I don’t like the sound of that.