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Matt: I think we finally went too far.
Jay: You should have thought of that before we started.
Matt: I was busy going too far!
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Blake, to Mike: You're made in the image of something terrible. God has no claim on you.
#source: tumblr#blake moran#mike b#madam secretary#submitted by gillians leoni#incorrect madam secretary#mike barnow
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Daisy: How do I get out of the friend zone?
Alison: Oh my god, who put you there, bestie?
#I feel like they should have been friends#incorrect madam secretary#madam secretary#daisy grant#alison mccord
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Blake: Do I look like Matt to you?
Daisy: What? No!
Blake: I SAID DO I LOOK LIKE MATT TO YOU
Daisy: NO!!!
Blake: THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SCREW ME???
Daisy: Oh my GOD BLAKE
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Nadine: Are you done?
Matt: Almost.
Nadine: Your options are done or fired.
Matt: I’m done.
#incorrect madam secretary#madam secretary#matt mahoney#nadine tolliver#queueing as much as possible to make it through the rest of dead week#sorry I’ve been gone for a minute y’all
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Elizabeth: I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.
#elizabeth mccord#incorrect madam secretary#source: the office#submitted by gillians leoni#madam secretary
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*pre-campaign*
Mike: You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
#source: brooklyn nine nine#incorrect madam secretary#submitted by gillians leoni#madam secretary#mike barnow#mike b
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Blake: The State Department pays me enough to pretend to be either helpful or heterosexual.
Blake: If they want both, I’m going to need a hell of a raise.
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Dmitri: *about spying* I have no idea what I’m doing.
Dmitri: I just know I’m doing it really well.
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Elizabeth: Jason, why are you drinking coffee?! It’s midnight, and you’re thirteen!
Jason: Time is an allusion, Mom, you just don’t understand.
Jason: Also, I haven’t finished my homework that’s due tomorrow.
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Dmitri: *tearing up because he stubbed his toe*
Jason: I thought you had high pain tolerance?
Dmitri: I never said I wasn’t melodramatic.
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Stevie: Do you think bananas have feelings?
Blake: There’s a lot of things I regret.
Blake: And right now, this friendship is one of them.
Stevie: …
Stevie: But do they?
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Henry: You forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn’t you?
Elizabeth: *drinking from a vase* What makes you think that?
#incorrect madam secretary#madam secretary#elizabeth mccord#henry mccord#henry x elizabeth#elizabeth x henry
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Matt: Whoops.
Blake: Whoops?! WHOOPS?!
Blake: This is not a “whoops” situation. We are far past “whoops.” “Whoops” is a distant speck in the rear view mirror. We are solidly on “oh dammit” territory, and I expect you to act like it!
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Elizabeth: How do you plan on explaining your way out of this one?
Jay: Verbally, because judging from the look on Nadine’s face, the musical number we prepared isn’t going to work.
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Elizabeth: I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everybody else.
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Matt: If you guys don’t play ‘Another One Bites the Dust’ at my funeral, are you really my friends?
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