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Underhill: Oh, I see. You think you’re cute.  Jesse: Actually, I think I’m just so-so, but I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute. 

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Emily: That's peanut brittle. If either of us touches it, we'll go into anaphylactic shock. Jesse: Actually, I'm not allergic to peanuts. I might have said that to get you to like me. Emily: And you thought having a food allergy would make you more attractive?

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Jesse: I wasn't hurt that bad. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be.

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Hiss #11418: wE Have YOUr wIFE. Emily: My wife? I don't have a wife. Hiss #11418: tHEn Who pICked uP A ForKlIfT and THRew It At #13383? Emily: Oh! You have Jesse. Good luck then. Hiss #11418: Good lUCk? what do yOu Mean GOoD lUCk? Emily: You don't have her, she has you. Oh and please tell her I still expect her back for dinner tonight.  Courtesy of @leonineus

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Emily: It makes no damn sense. Compels me, though...

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Jesse: I recognise that the Board has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it. 

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Jesse: I’m talking about the greater good.  Emily: The greater good? I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you’re ever gonna get! 

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Underhill: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist? Jesse: Yes. Underhill: I was hula hooping. Darling and I attend a class for fitness and for fun. Jesse: Oh, my god. Underhill: I've mastered all the moves. *Shows photos on phone* The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle. Jesse: Why are you telling me this? Underhill: Because no one will ever believe you. *Deletes photos from phone* Jesse: You sick son of a bitch.

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Jesse: When I’m gone, Langston is in charge. Langston: Yay! Jesse, to Emily: You’re in charge, I just don’t want him to feel bad. Emily: Obviously. 

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Emily: Oh my god! *catches calculator* Hey, Dr. Buttons!…I mean, my old calculator. It doesn’t have a name.

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Emily: I wanna do something stupid. Jesse: I'm stupid, do me. Emily: I was thinking skydiving, but alright. Jesse, sweating: Did I say that out loud...? Another one courtesy of the perenially funny @leonineus

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Emily, at a meeting of the department heads: Attention everybody! We have some announcements. First of all, Jesse and I are no longer friends. Jesse: Emily, that is the WORST way to tell them we're dating.  Courtesy of @leonineus, who is awesome and proper funny.  Do you have an incorrect quote you want to share? Send me a message! 

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Jesse: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.  Emily: I get up at 5am.  Jesse: I want to fall asleep with you for the rest of my life. 

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Jesse: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘b’ out of our bromance. Emily, on one knee with a ring: I mean yeah, I guess that’s one way of putting it.