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ranting about i can fix him (no really i can) for a minute cause
i was dating this guy and he so this song. the stupid jokes that i didn’t laugh at and the way everyone told me he was a great guy and told me later what he did to his last girlfriend.
the entire time i was fighting my morals but people thought i was crazy cause he was nice but i felt like i was betraying myself but i was like ‘i can fix him.’ WRONG.
he laughed it off when i caught him doing stuff he knew i didn’t like and I JUST LET HIM. like a fucking doormat.
and that literally turned out to be the least of my issues cause he literally cheated on me and got mad at me for being mad and broke up with me two days before prom while i was literally at the nail salon. i had already spent around $350 on a freaking dress and shoes and i could still have gone, technically, but my schools tiny and everyone loves him so i knew i’d spend the entire night being made fun of for showing up. my parents said they didn’t care about the money cause they wanted me far away from him lmao.
the worst part was his mom and sisters, who i loved, are totally on his side which feels like an even bigger betrayal.
so if you think you can fix him, DON’T EVEN TRY IT.
no really you can’t
#mac would never#this is a lot#sorry lmao#rant#taylor swift#the tortured poets department#i can fix him (no really i can)
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Pain is a great motivator…
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Meanwhile Toriel:
(Loud noises don't wake her up usually.)
Artist note: I’m so proud of this :))) I know it’s a lot of dialogue and reading, but dialogue is grueling work for me. I’m glad with the art and for the amount of pages I made in such a relatively short time span -w- page 5 was super fun to work on. A lot of blood, sweat, and hours here... :) The backgrounds were a big bore tbh, but I finished them! Yippie!
#CHARA WTF DO YOU MEAN “COMPUTER”????#lol i hope you guys dont hate me for what im doing in the next update.#IS THAT A MAC OS???#Yes......owo''#Kris and the Gang are LITTLE now. I've pixelated them and turned them into little game characters!#FINALLY!!#I never thought I would be going so far in the story to explain WHY Kris pulls out their SOUL and opens Darkfountains even when they killed#Berdly in Chapter 2. Pain can make people do horrible things.#Uhhhhhhhhh anyways. :3 I hope you liked it! I made this post a little too long for my liking and didnt get it out when i wanted too-#but thats okay! As long as people enjoy it :)#bread#art#deltarune chara timeline#deltarune chara timeline comic#seriously though#long post#man am I glad I switched over to the limited color palet! It helps me feel alot more relaxed uwu#This is....way over 16 hours of work q-q#chara#asriel#susie#kris#asriel dreemurr#kris dreemurr#kris deltarune#susie deltarune#deltarune#comic#my art
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Scenario where wukong somehow gets freed from the scroll but it costs his everything, he comes home to just crumble but there’s an uninvited guest in his house and he breaks under the weight of his guilt
#mac didnt sign up for this#it feels good but he would never admit it#goddammit they really only got eachother#like pleasee they need eachother but none of them will admit it#you can be as much friends with the others as you want but it will never replace having another monkey at your side#they are literally soulmates and they will suffer until they finally admit it to themselves#lmk#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid season 4#lego monkie kid season 4 spoilers#shadowpeach#macaque#six eared macaque#lmk macaque#sun wukong#lmk sun wukong#monkey king#lmk monkey king
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all of my friends hate me
#am i projecting onto a fictional character? no haha i would never.#he’s so insecure dude.. and he should be#mac mcdonald#charlie kelly#dennis reynolds#dee reynolds#iasip#iasip fanart#my art#trying something new people!!
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Hey yall, we still talk abt hot boy summer ‘round here?
anyways hiii I think about them a lot theyre so silly ESPECIALLY hungry dave hes just a lil guy in a big guy body so guys lets please include him when we talk about the girls and the gays i think he has earned it !!!
I also made this:
#yall wanna see my tread/mavrus art#treavrus if u will#coined by my friend#i would also like to add that i like to headcanon hungry dave to be on the aroace spec#because im aroace and i get to do what i want#naddpod#not another dnd podcast#the mavrus chronicles#hot boy summer#mavrus the unskooled#mavrus bombora#mac son of mumford#tread nevers#hungry dave#davenaxius gilderfang
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Since some people might want a Mac, I'll offer a Mac equivalent of your laptop guide from the perspective of a Mac/Linux person.
Even the cheapest Macs cost more than Windows laptops, but part of that is Apple not making anything for the low end of the tech spectrum. There is no equivalent Mac to an Intel i3 with 4 gigabytes of RAM. This makes it a lot easier to find the laptop you need.
That said, it is possible to buy the wrong Mac for you, and the wrong Mac for you is the 13-inch MacBook Pro with the Touch Bar. Get literally anything else. If it has an M2 chip in it, it's the most recent model and will serve you well for several years. Any new MacBook Air is a good pick.
(You could wait for new Macs with M3, but I wouldn't bother. If you are reading these guides the M3 isn't going to do anything you need done that a M2 couldn't.)
Macs now have integrated storage and memory, so you should be aware that whatever internal storage and RAM you get, you'll be stuck with. But if you would be willing to get a 256 gig SSD in a Windows laptop, the Mac laptop with 256 gigs of storage will be just as good, and if you'd be willing to get 8 gigs of RAM in a Windows laptop the Mac will perform slightly better with the same amount of memory.
Buy a small external hard drive and hook it up so Time Machine can make daily backups of your laptop. Turn on iCloud Drive so your documents are available anywhere you can use a web browser. And get AppleCare because it will almost certainly be a waste of money but wooooooow will you be glad it's there if you need it.
I get that you are trying to help and I am not trying to be mean to you specifically, but people shouldn't buy apple computers. That's why I didn't provide specs for them. Apple is a company that is absolutely terrible to its customers and its customers deserve better than what apple is willing to offer.
Apple charges $800 to upgrade the onboard storage from a 256GB SSD to a 2TB SSD.
A 2TB SSD costs between $75-100.
I maintain that any company that would charge you more than half the cost of a new device to install a $100 part on day one is a company making the wrong computer for you.
The point of being willing to tolerate a 256GB SSD or 8GB RAM in a Windows laptop is that you're deferring some of the cost to save money at the time of purchase so that you can spend a little bit in three years instead of having to replace the entire computer. Because, you see, many people cannot afford to pay $1000 for a computer and need to buy a computer that costs $650 and will add $200 worth of hardware at a later date.
My minimum specs recommendations for a mac would be to configure one with the max possible RAM and SSD, look at the cost, and choose to go buy three i7 windows laptops with the same storage and RAM for less than the sticker price of the macs.
So let's say you want to get a 14" Macbook pro with the lowest-level processor. That's $2000. Now let's bump that from 16GB RAM and a 512GB SSD to 32GB and 2TB. That gets you to $3000. (The SSD is $200 less than on the lower model, and they'll let you put in an 8TB SSD for $1800 on this model; that's not available on the 13" because apple's product development team is entirely staffed by assholes who think you deserve a shitty computer if you can't afford to pay the cost of two 1991 Jeep Cherokee Laredos for a single laptop).
For $3000 you can get 3 Lenovo Workstation laptops with i7 processors, 32GB RAM, and a 2TB SSD.
And look, for just $200 more I could go up to 48GB RAM and get a 4TB SSD - it costs $600 to upgrade the 14" mac from a 2TB SSD to a 4TB SSD so you could still get three laptops with more ram and the same amount of storage for the cost of one macbook.
I get that some people need to use Final Cut and Logic Pro, but hoo boy they sure are charging you through the nose to use products that have become industry standard. The words "capture" and "monopoly" come to mind even though they don't quite apply here.
"Hostile" does, though, especially since Mac users end up locked into the ecosystem through software and cloud services and become uncertain how to leave it behind if they ever decide that a computer should cost less than a month's rent on a shitty studio apartment in LA.
There's a very good reason I didn't give mac advice and that's because my mac advice is "DON'T."
#sorry i swear i know you're being nice#i am incapable of being nice when talking about apple#i was a total apple fangirl until the unibody#which is the domino that started all the other companies pulling shit like soldered RAM#they said 'fuck you - users shouldn't service their own computers' and I say 'fuck apple - users shouldn't use macs'#and that has been my stance on the matter since 2012#which was the last time i bought a macbook because i knew i'd never buy a computer that would fight me to change my own battery
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‘Mac should get a boyfriend for the whole season!’
‘Mac should be pissed at Dennis for at least a few episodes for the Johnny thing!’
Have we all forgotten ‘the gang dines out’ incident? Mac is not gonna be able to be mad at Dennis for three consistent hours before Dennis goes batshit insane and serenades him again.
#iasip#it’s always sunny#macden#macdennis#mac x dennis#Mac McDonald#Dennis Reynolds#every season I beg Mac to get mad at Dennis again and he NEVER DOES UGH#like babygirl you don’t understand how quickly things would shift
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Continuation of my previous post, 'cause the idea of Mac dealing with the sibling's chaoitc powers make me laugh.
#This isn't a parent situation#a parent would had prevent Mac of MK new powers#wukong didn't think it was gonna be a problem#and his poor boyfriend pay for it#never leave overpowered babies to silly monkeys#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk mk#lmk sun wukong#lmk monkey king#lmk qi xiaotian#lmk macaque#lmk liu er mihou#au???#idk#this would make MK centuries older that in canon#so let leave it as funny interactions for the moment#nova say
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some of my viltey art (in honor of them becoming ✨canon✨)
#AS WE ALL PREDICTED THEY WOULD FROM THE VERY BEGINNING#I NEVER DOUBTED YOU MR SCOTT#viltey#vildar mac#tey sirrek#the high republic
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there is a house in New Orleans…
#15 year old me would never believe where I was this halloween#new orleans#ahs#ahs coven#american horror story#stevie nicks#fleetwood mac#sarah paulson#cordelia goode#fiona goode#misty day#madison montgomery#emma roberts#evan peters#taissa farmiga
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Today was hard.
Today I had a headache because I had another panic attack last night.
Today I woke up crying because I miss my cat.
Today I looked at my calendar, saw all my commitments, and felt anxious because I carry a heavy load in my daily life and I have been low energy and depressed for months.
Today I looked at my bass and realized I haven't touched it in over a month.
Today I looked at my WIPS and felt guilty for not having the energy or inspiration to write my projects.
Today I looked at my askbox and felt guilty because I haven't been interactive even though I want to be.
Today I wondered why people bother wanting to talk to me.
Today I felt like I let things slip through the cracks in my real life and let people down.
Today I felt alone because I feel guilty trying to talk about my problems, because more often or not I get dismissed, and just put my head back down and go back to work.
Today I felt sad because sometimes I feel like I hold space for others and their emotions, but the same is not often offered in return.
Today I had my first hate anon.
Today I wanted to run away and not come back.
Today I feel guilty for continuing to vent and not be able to get it together.
Today I felt grateful for my friends, but still guilty for not keeping my problems to myself.
Today was hard.
I hope tomorrow will be better.
#mac's thoughts#im grateful for everyone#thank you for bearing with me#tw mental health#tw depression#tw anxiety#i dont mean this about anyone specifically so please don't take it that way....#i know everyone has their own issues and problems#i would never ask anyone to use spoons on me that they didn't have
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KJ being confrontational with Mac - 1x02 // 1x05
#paper girls#papergirlsedit#someone asked for a 'kj touches mac' gifset#and someone else for a 'kj and mac bickering' one#and one of these is coming but#while looking for these i found these two scenes very interesting#because kj and mac do bicker a lot#but it's almost never seriously confrontational#mainly because kj is so obviously fond of mac#even when mac is being an asshole or parroting her father's bigoted beliefs#kj is gentle with her#but there are two instances where kj becomes physically confrontational with mac#the second instance is very obviously and textually a result of gay panic#but i believe the first one is also!#kj is not antagonizing mac because mac wants to leave#i think she's doing so because just before that she has talked about remembering seeing mac for the first time#and mac called her a stalker for it#which i'm pretty sure hit a chord with kj#because a baby kj who feels so completely trapped by her parents' expectations#would have no doubt looked at someone as seemingly carefree as mac with admiration#like even beyond the crush aspect of it#i do believe kj has probably been very aware of mac's existence for a long time#and being called a stalker for it would for sure bring on some gay panic regardless of kj's level of awareness#anyway#kj's 'fight or flight' response is very firmly set on fight#and i love her#*mine
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not 100% exact but I cobbled some headcannon voice claims for my silly guys <3 + a bonus self insert hc if i was ever voiced yknow !!!!!
#video#🐻🍯🪕#🦍🏄♂️🌊#💰🦝🍃#🚀⭐️🐥#txt#some other info since I rlly think of banjo w a voice similar to Big Mac i think tooty would be similar to applebloom 🥹🥹#also someone said my humanized Tom looks like he would sound like Lorenzo music i just never let it go 💔💔
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I wanna add that sun isn't what Wukong's surname means so he has a moment of "... that's not what my name means." while Macaque is internally strangling younger him for taking the opportunity for a freaking pun.
YOU ARE SO RIGHT ANON 😂😂😂😂
Wukong, very confused still and probably a little concerned: Mac….you do know my surname doesn’t actually mean the sun….right?
Macaque, doing everything in his power not to run away from this conversation: obviously :)
#meanwhile MK is trying to piece together why Mackerel is getting flustered and Mei & Tang just sit back w/ popcorn enraptured#thank you for fueling this even more anon i love you 💕#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk sun wukong#lmk macaque#lmk six eared macaque#shadowpeach#mac ‘n cheese sure is wishing he could go back in time and stop his past decision fun pun be damned#swk is now left considering if macaroni thought his surname was always literal like his own (six ears) this is so funny to me help#macaque who’s definitely read the entirety of JTTW can’t even come clean bc he never thought this would reach swk 😂#this is canon to me now#asks#anonymous#anons my beloved 😘
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you see me on a bus. i am sitting by myself, looking sad. bass thumps from my headphones. a solitary tear trickles down my cheek. my ofmd playlist has just reached The Chain by Fleetwood Mac.
#ofmd#our flag means death#the chain#“if you don’t love me now/then you will never love me again/I can still hear you saying/we would never break the chain"#I mean come on#fleetwood mac
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gang gets stranded in the woods is a hysterical episode for a lot of reasons but the whole premise of the episode being mac crashed the car because there was a squirrel in the road really makes it. i can think of 20 reasonable options for car trouble that could open the episode or even avoiding a deer in the road (which can happen in rural jersey) but. mac grabbed the wheel to avoid a squirrel.
#YES I KNOW THE EPISODE IS ABOUT ANIMAL RIGHTS HENCE THE SQUIRREL OPENING#but it is sooo funny when you think about mac's character#he crashed the car-was not even the driver- for a SQUIRREL#i think sunny is my all time favorite show because it is never ever predictable#when i look at some of the writing choices i'm like that is the LAAAAAST thing i would have come up with#it is so fucking funny the ideas they come up with like i just never in a million years would come up with any of this shit#frank saying THE RABBIT HAS HIS SOUL#SPLIT ME OPEN LIKE A COCONUT???????#it's always sunny in philadelphia#iasip
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