there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on

2015: "Where were you when Zayn left One Direction"

2024: "Where were you when Hamilton left Mercedes"

Daddy Bearman: Hi, I’m Ollie’s dad. My son is racing for Ferrari—

Charles, Lewis, Max, Seb, Carlos, Entire Ferrari Team, Literally Every Other Driver:

sometimes all a girl wants is to a guy to barge in through her window asking if she wants to perform a high risk surgery

romance is puffy sleeves, blood stained hands, tear stained cheeks, raw voice screaming “is she breathing”

no thoughts just jack dawkins' stupid flowy sleeves covered in blood

Jack Dawkins is so blorbo shaped. Very character!

He's an incredible surgeon. He's a master thief. He's a Victorian orphan. He's in love with the governor's daughter. He's a feminist. Hes dyslexic. He's got abandonment issues. He was in the navy. He's great with a sword. He hates Oliver Twist. He's a gambler. He's being entrapped by his father figure. He performs secret surgeries to save people and revolutionize medicine.

“So tell me everything is not about me

But what if it is?”

these lyrics from who’s afraid of little old me are feeding into my delusions wayyyyyy too much

thinking about “two graves, one gun” and “you had to kill me, but it killed you just the same”

ranting about i can fix him (no really i can) for a minute cause

i was dating this guy and he so this song. the stupid jokes that i didn’t laugh at and the way everyone told me he was a great guy and told me later what he did to his last girlfriend.

the entire time i was fighting my morals but people thought i was crazy cause he was nice but i felt like i was betraying myself but i was like ‘i can fix him.’ WRONG.

he laughed it off when i caught him doing stuff he knew i didn’t like and I JUST LET HIM. like a fucking doormat.

and that literally turned out to be the least of my issues cause he literally cheated on me and got mad at me for being mad and broke up with me two days before prom while i was literally at the nail salon. i had already spent around $350 on a freaking dress and shoes and i could still have gone, technically, but my schools tiny and everyone loves him so i knew i’d spend the entire night being made fun of for showing up. my parents said they didn’t care about the money cause they wanted me far away from him lmao.

the worst part was his mom and sisters, who i loved, are totally on his side which feels like an even bigger betrayal.

so if you think you can fix him, DON’T EVEN TRY IT.

no really you can’t

not to give a man credit but shout out to killatrav for pursuing his celeb crush who turned out to be an unhinged mess at the time and sticking around anyway to be her hype man

u know those mutuals who you are like silent buddies with and you never talk to each other but you reblog each others stuff and when you see them on you’re dash you’re like yooooo thats my bud!! 

“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”

Taylor calls herself crazy all throughout TTPD, but maybe I’m just as insane because I actually think she’s quite normal? Because if I ended a once happy 8 year relationship because the love was gone and we were both no longer in love to then get with a situation-ship who has been pinning for you for years only for them to abandon you when they finally got you, I’d commit full arson.

PLEASE, I LOVE THEM

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever watched White Collar?

It’s pure serotonin 🥰🥰