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anonymouscheeses · 15 days

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Hazbin hotel theory (not circus related 🙄)

So we all know Charlie and Vaggie resemble alot of Lucifer and Lillith right?

Lucifer is a fallen angel and Vaggie is a fallen angel. Both sacrificing so much for their lovers. Both having different ideals and beliefs aside from the majority of heaven, because of that they both end up in hell. Also literal head over heels for their wives. Lucifer still wears his ring and Vaggie has very few scenes outside of Charlie.

Charlie and Lillith are both demons, although I guess Lillith is more human I think. But, they both fit in the other category. They both have fallen angel lovers. It's said in the opening cutscene that Lillith was an activist who sang as a way to influence. Charlie is an activist who sings in "ready for this" to persuade the cannibals to join her fight against heaven.

Personality and design wise though, Charlie and Lucifer are the most similar. Lillith and Vaggie? From what we've seen Lillith seemed loving in her pictures but calm and serious at the majority, if that doesn't describe Vaggie I don't know what does. Also Lillith wears purple and Vaggie is at this point purple coded 💀

It's implied that Lucifer had romantic or at the least smeggsual 🤭 relations to Eve. Sure it could have been a joke/lie, but clearly Adam gets pissed and doesn't say that he's wrong. I'd like to think Lillith and Eve also had romantic ties but there's not enough shown of them to make even an evidential guess. It's obvious tho that Lucifer at least was with the both of them at some point. (Maybe even Eve gave birth to Charlie since Lillith was cursed with miscarriages. At least if Viv still wants to keep that. No. No... Lucifer did NOT give birth to Charlie... youre jst weird... /j)

So... if Lucifer, Lillith, and Eve were once all in a polycule or at least a vee(two date one)....

who would be the one that stands in as Eve since Charlie and Vaggie are Lillith and Lucifer?

Plot twist. I'm a two and half halo shipper. It's Emily yall... 😨

HEAR MEE OUTTT!!!

In this image below, Vaggie is jealous that Charlie is holding Emily's hands(YES. CHARLIE IS HOLDING HER HANDS, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. Charlie is very touchy sshh) which is kind of weird they would include that tiny scene. Sure, it could just be comedic but what's comedy except a person who looks too much into a small 1 millisecond scene. It still puts in a dynamic that at first isn't implied to be romantic but! But, having this one scene still creates a slightly romantic undertone dynamic. Even if it's not heavily implied, Vaggie sees Emily as someone who's taking moves on her girlfriend. (Which could also imply Lillith and Eve's first impression before they got in a polycule.)

What I'm about to say is pure speculation, there still isn't much to go off of in the show at the moment with these six. But I think I have some points that maayyy just be smart for an idiot like me :3. Emily is an angel yes, but we aren't sure what Eve's fate was, where she went or what happened to her after. Maybe she stayed with Adam(after the creation of sin), and if Adam could go to heaven, a man who also ate the apple, then I believe Eve could too, it doesn't matter who started(assuming Adam did eat the apple in the show. Most likely.) What I like to speculate is that Eve went to heaven with Adam, although she didn't feel happy in their marriage and decided to make herself a fallen angel to be with Lucifer and Lillith, her true lovers.

Now the similarities with Eve and Emily? They both are against the ideas of those higher than them in heaven. Emily is against the idea of extermination in hell because she feels its unnecessary genocide. Eve went against heavens orders and ate the apple from Lucifer for knowledge. Oh also look haha their hair is kinda similar in the images below(not actual evidence but still its kinda cool) That's where the current canon similarities end. But ofc the big well known theory is that Emily will become a fallen angel because she goes against Sera's wishes. I HOPE she doesn't but in this show? Yeah, most likely. Currently Emily hasn't taken action, but maybe one day she will, which is the most likely situation. And if I'm right that Eve was a fallen angel then that would also be ANOTHER similarity. (Also. Ya'll.... the woman who picked up baby Charlie in "more than anything" was NOT Lillith. Like okay, maybe she is, but that didn't look like her AT ALL. She didn't have the same slick back mullet. But, in the image below, Eve and the woman who picked up baby Charlie have the exact same hair. Jst another thing I wanted to throw in to further evident that Lucifer Lillith and Eve were in a polycule/vee)

I LOVE TWO AND A HALF HALOS SO MUCH GUYSS. PLEASE FEED INTO MY NAIVETY. LUCIFER'S STOLEN WIVES AND CHARLIE'S ANGELS ARE LITERALLY CANON AND NO ONE CAN SAY OTHERWISE TO ME 😭😭

BONUS!! Adam is Lillith's ex rightt??? Well Lute is basically Vaggie's ex. Sure, you could argue that- no. No girl, they was exes, I know, Viv told me herself smhhh..... not only are both Lucifer and Vaggie fallen angels because they had different ideals from heaven, Lillith and Charlie are both activists who use their voice as powers, Eve and Emily go against heaven, BUT LILLITH AND VAGGIE BOTH HAVE EXES??

Bro, Adam and Lute are also besties like? The polycules kicked them out and then they were like, "nuh uh, now we're gonna date eachother since yall don't want us" 😭

Basically what I'm saying is that Lucifer's stolen wives and Charlie's angels are Canon and no one can say otherwise because I'm so smart. If anyone says they aren't just link them to here and BOOM we got another one added to the small ship. Also. This is so underrated. Ya'll.. the potential is so crazy. And since Charlie and Vaggie are already established it would be so intense and adorable to watch Emily try to impress and date them both. Uggghh so.... hyperfixated..... I hope this isn't my special interest now 😭

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cosmiiwrites · 1 month

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see u wanted adam requests so here i am!!

i’m utterly obsessed with this man and i barely see any fanfics with him showing his clingy side ( cus we all know he would be clingy as shit ) i was wondering if u could write something about his clingy side, maybe even him opening up about how he’s insecure cus two of his wives left him???? and then reader assured him that they wouldn’t leave him like they did

- 💌 anon

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⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ summary: in which adam shows his clingy side cw: gn!reader, fluff, comfort, cussing a/n: AAA clingy adam canon!! also if you sent in a request im probably working on it rn adam adored you, you knew that. everyone did. and i mean EVERYONE. wherever you went, he was never far behind. he hates having to see you go somewhere without him, how anything could happen to you, and how he wouldnt be able to be there. so when adam is with you, he needs to have his hands on you all the time. whether it be holding your hand, holding your waist, it didnt matter. as long as he was near you. not to mention how he would glare at everyone who tried to start a conversation with you, driving them away and probably making them create a mental note to never talk to you again. safe to say this man was clingy as hell. dont get me wrong, you arent complaining. in fact, you loved how clingy adam was. it was just confirmation that he wasnt going anywhere. however, you had to admit you were a bit curious. but every time you'd try mentioning how he was so clingy, he'd quickly change the topic. huh. unfortunately for adam, you weren't one to give up easily. you'd pry and pry until one day, he finally caved. "ugh, jesus, fine! i'll tell you, just for the sake of you shutting the fuck up.” adam groaned.

“back in eden, that bastard lucifer had stolen both of my wives, not like you don't know the story…” adam’s voice trailed off, but his bravado quickly returned after clearing his throat. “it fucked me up, real bad.” he admitted. your chest ached with guilt, maybe you shouldnt have brought up the subject.

“and everytime you’re not around me, i—i start to worry that maybe, someone like him would take you from me. or heaven forbid, the bastard himself.” adam looked away in embarrassment, large wings hovering in an attempt to cover himself.

oh. you took a second to acknowledge that the arrogant, cocky, egomaniac adam just admitted an insecurity of his.

“oh, adam,” you sat next to him, gently tugging at his wing to reveal his face. “it’s fuckin’ stupid, i know.” the yellow eyes of his mask looked down in shame.

you hated his mask, it hid his face, the face you loved so dearly. when met with no resistance, you removed adam’s mask, your gaze meeting with dark golden eyes.

“i’d never leave you,” you cooed gently, one hand running through his hair, the other cupping his face. adam’s face tilted to where you placed your hand, leaning into your touch. “i wouldn’t even think about it. i love you, adam.” he pulled you into his lap, where you would hug him tightly. adam sighed contentedly, kissing your forehead.

“i love you more.”

#hazbin hotel x reader #adam x reader #hazbin hotel #adam hazbin #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel alastor #charlie morningstar #emily hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel fluff #fluff #i need sleep

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mire1li · 3 months

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Reader as Alastor's Mother part 2

Part 1!, Part 3!

𓋼 You would absolutely decorate his microphone with a bunch of ribbons you found!

And he would absolutely allow it in fear of upsetting you, although he began to take them off later on when he had to leave, but seeing you get sad at his actions changed his mind… It did not help that the ribbons were glittery.

“Oh look, Sparkles got sparklier!” Angel had said when Alastor was passing by.

𓋼 He wants you to be happy but don't even try having feelings for anyone in hell, they'll most likely 'disappear under mysterious circumstances' and then you'll just so happen to hear their screams on Alastor's radio broadcast <3

Lucifer tries to flirt everytime he sees you outside (or once he comes back to see the hotel which… would be 'some' time later…) But it's not long before Alastor shows up bcs he has a shadow follow you everywhere

“My mother certainly would not want someone so… ancient…”

“are you trying to make me sound like a fossil?”

“Maybe~ I can’t say for sure though!”

"Y'know, I've stolen wives before… maybe it's time to steal a mother instead!"

"I'm going to fucking kill you"

𓋼 Lucifer would play silly games with you and bring you gifts by leaving them at the hotel’s doorstep, although you never received any (like he thought you did) because Alastor would always take them before you saw them. Or he would make them his own to give to you if you were having a worse day than usual!

“Mother, I had noticed that you weren’t feeling all too great so I brought you a wonderful gift!”

“Oh, thank you, darling!”

Your mood always brightened when he gave you these gifts. 𓋼 One time when Lucifer visited the hotel, he went straight to you to ask you about how you liked the gifts.

"[Name]! Hello, deer, how are you? Did you like the gifts that I left you?"

"Hello Luci, I'm fine, thank you! … Gifts? what gifts?"

"The ones… that I left on the doorstep of the hotel!"

"I dont recall seeing any gifts there… but Alastor recently started leaving the hotel more often! Not for very long though…"

And then Lucifer realised. You never received his gifts because Alastor got to them first! After that, he made sure to put a note with his signature on them. Though, that still didn't deter Alastor, to Lucifer's dismay.

𓋼 One time, Angel returned to the hotel at an unreasonably late hour, so you went to make sure everything was alright.

"Are you alright, Angel?"

"Huh? No, I'm totally fucked!"

"Why? What happened?"

"You know Valentino right? My boss?"

"Of course I do, everyone hates him quite a bit here and you always talk about him"

"Right, well, fuckin' Val made me work an extra 10 hours!"

"He what?!"

"Yeah! Absolute bitch move."

Naturally, Alastor was watching and listening to you two so you turned to him, with quite the menacing look in your eyes.

"Oh Alastor, prepare your radio broadcast!~"

𓋼 You noticed that most of the residents of the hotel all came to you for advice quite often (except Niffty, she's just an entirely different entity)

"It seems they have become quite fond of you, Mother"

"They have, haven't they?"

Alastor's expression was always one of annoyance whenever someone came to you for help. He wouldn't dare admit it, but he was most certainly jealous of anyone who even stood too close to you, let alone talked to you.

𓋼 Because of that one time that Alastor stood right next to Charlie to spite Lucifer, Lucifer decided to stand just that close to you to get back at him.

"An eye for an eye, Mr Radio!"

"I recommend you watch yourself."

𓋼 One time, when you were out of the hotel and walking around Hell with Alastor, Vox just so happened to see you on one of his tv screens, Valentino sitting by him, messaging someone.

"Hey Val, who the fuck is that with that old-timey prick?"

"Hm? No clue."

"You didn't even look, fuckhead"

"How would you know? You're too busy eyefucking Alastor."

"I am not"

"She's probably just another one of those redemption hotel idiots. It doesn't matter"

But Vox still just glared at the screen.

𓋼 Vox continued to keep an eye on you, seeing just how wonderful you are and so when you were outside the hotel alone (or so he thought) he went up to you. Somehow he didn't catch onto the fact that you're Alastor's mother.

"Hello-"

"What do you think you're doing?" Alastor, of course, suddenly appeared out of thin air, standing in between you and Vox, with an even more annoyed smile than usual.

"Alastor, is this another one of your friends?"

"No-"

"Yes, absolutely, ma'am. Great friends, in fact!"

"Ha! Well, you see, this is my Mother."

"Your what?"

Yeah, Alastor simply walked away with you whilst Vox was buffering.

𓋼 Vox constantly tried to talk to you alone but Alastor was always there to stop him, so unfortunate.

"Would you stay away from my Mother, you-! Ahem, my apologies, Mother."

"Hah! Your mother? I think you meant our mother!"

𓋼 Alastor would absolutely cover your ears when swearing at, or insulting, anyone.

𓋼 When you first met Valentino, you were so mad at him on Angel's behalf that you knocked him out and brought him back to the hotel with you. Of course, Vox was there with Val but he was like a lost duckling, just slowly trailing behind you, unsure what to do.

"I'm back!"

"What the fuck did you do??" Angel was lying down on the couch when you entered, dragging the unconcious Valentino behind you.

"A favour to you and hell!"

"No, but how?!"

"That's a secret~"

"Ok… so why'd ya bring him here?"

"Redemption"

𓋼 Back to Lucifer! He would tell you random animal facts to try and impress you! He would also unironically ask around, and search up (if necessary), how to impress a woman.

𓋼 Lucifer would suddenly start playing the violin for everyone in the hotel 'for everyones' entertainment' as he called it. (It was meant for you though). Each time Lucifer did this, Alastor told you that something important happened that required your attention. You always stayed for the beginning though.

𓋼 One day, you were baking cookies and you and Alastor left the kitchen for a while whilst they were in the oven, however, you both somehow managed to forget about them… so when the smoke alarm suddenly rang, you ran into the kitchen, everyone wondering what happened.

"Fuck!"

"Language, Mother."

"Don't you 'language' me, young man!"

𓋼 You redecorated his room. He wasn't a fan of all the new colours, but he still appreciated the gesture. (There was a lot of glitter involved)

𓋼 After a while of you staying there, everyone definitely sees you as a mother figure (Alastor didn't appreciate this much either but he's willing to look past it for his friends)

𓋼 As small gifts, you made everyone items that resemble them and filled them with different colours of glitter and paper that remind you of them. Bonus: Behind the scenes! 1. Yuri's bad timing:

2. Vox and Val:

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rius-cave · 27 days

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I don't know if this has been said. But I'm thinking about Adam being bitter about Eden. Not because his wives were stolen- they left on their own accord and he doesn't want someone that can't be faithful to him after meeting ONE other guy. No, he's bitter because they got to leave, they got to be loved by Lucifer. He was the one that got left behind. So when people make "go 3 for 3" jokes to Lucifer, he can't help but be angry, because he WOULD have gone with Lucifer had the man offered. And when Lucifer does finally make a move, he just can't get his heart into it, it isn’t the same anymore. Ge's convinced that it's a proposition out of convenience, or to "complete the Eden set", not because Luci actually wants him.

OKAY. CONFESSION TIME.

I am actually KINDA TORN on the whole "3 for 3" joke.

On one hand, IT'S FUNNY AS FUCK and I think if the show ever even REMOTELY alluded to adamsapple, that's a joke that they'd use lmao.

HOWEVER IT ALSO MAKES ME INCREDIBLY SAD because it really does sound like Lucifer just wants to do Adam out of almost sheer obligation. I would even prefer if we said it's to get back at him, to teach him a lesson, to show him who's boss, to hatefuck him idk, literally any other reason than just "it's the last item on my checklist lolz" because if they hatefuck, THAT at least shows some EMOTION about Adam. If it's a list it's kinda like Lucifer has no feelings about Adam (negative or positive) so that's not very pog.

This isn't to say I don't want people to make that joke, I myself make that joke and I think it's funny, it's just one of those things that if I think about too much I just end up going :/ yknow?

I rambled a lot. Sorry. Absolutely yes to Adam being pissed about him being abandoned more than anything.

#hazbin hotel #adamsapple #ask

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lillikitty · 14 days

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Alastor vs Lucifer x Reader

Summary: Alastor and Lucifer are fighting over who gets to have you.

Note: Kinda ooc.

Both

While fighting over you, they are at each other’s throats.

Lucifer was the one originally to show interest in you, then Alastor who at first just wanted to court you to annoy Lucifer but now actually likes you and can’t imagine losing to Lucifer.

If Lucifer is at the hotel, it is a shit show while both try to win you over.

Both men are trying to make the other look bad while making themselves look better.

Alastor is better at hiding that Lucifer is annoying him but it’s still obvious that he’s tense.

Both are showering you with compliments, with gifts, anything that they think will make you like them more than the other.

Soon enough you know you have to choose one of them. So you bring them both into your room to have a chat.

If You Choose Alastor

His smiles widens at seeing Lucifer look absolutely defeated and heartbroken.

He knew you’d choose him, it’s the only right choice.

He couldn’t help but to get up and pull you into a hug and kiss you right there in front of Lucifer just to rub it in.

Lucifer respects your decision and takes his leave, going back to his ducks and depression.

Alastor did end up falling for you so he continues to treat you like a princess.

He does set boundaries with you though like no PDA unless he initiates it and such.

He doesn’t mind though if you initiate behind closed doors.

Alastor may not outright brag that you chose him over Lucifer but he definitely has more pride in his stride. (Hey that rhymes!)

If you chose Lucifer

He stands up and laughs at Alastor, who’s smile had slightly twitched when you chose Lucifer.

I mean, he has stolen 2 of Adam’s wives, he’s the only right choice.

Alastor makes a comment that he wasn’t interested in you anyways and leaves, not about to let this little loss get to him.

Lucifer immediately starts peppering your face in kisses the second Alastor is gone.

He also goes around the hotel bragging about how he was the one you chose and that he was clearly the best, better than Alastor in every way.

He spoils you to no end and takes the best care of you. He invites you to live with him and if you want to stay in the hotel then he’ll move into the hotel.

He spends every waking and sleeping minute with you. He’s practically attached at your hip. It’s endearing how much he loves you.

Charlie is happy that her dad is happy and she likes you too so it’s great. In the end, you and Lucifer are always seen hand in hand.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #alastor x reader #lucifer x reader #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #alastor

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sillyrandomwriter · 1 month

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Sinner Adam vs Charlie in a rant would be awesome. The comparison of losing both wives, stolen away by her dad, losing his sons, being cursed to live a thousand years to watch the world grow and his descendants suffer because of Lucifer, Lilith, and that fucking apple.

Living till just before God drowned the entire world, killing thousands.

Which means if Adam was the first soul in heaven ... Well he lived a thousand years canonically, that's all his immediate family dead and no one waiting for him. No reunions, no forever in heaven with no pain just love. No apologies for early squabbles, no chance to ever forgive.

Just knowing all his direct descendants are suffering in hell with Lucifer and Lilith, possibly Eve all together and him alone with the seraphim.

oh goodness. that would be one hell of a rant, and i feel like Charlie would try seeing the good in him or unless she really hates his guts, she would just a slip few comments that may or may not be mean.

but yea i completely agree with you and understand you on this anon

#professional yapper #just yappin #hazbin adam #adam hazbin hotel #sinner adam #hazbin charlie #charlie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel headcanon #headcanon asks please #headcanon asks #silly headcanons #hazbin hotel

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cactus-stories · 2 years

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My Obey Me! hc’s that no one asked for but I am deeply invested in pt. 2

TW: none

When Levi is very excited/flushed, he makes a noise similar to a baby crocodile. It is one of the things about him that his brothers are very adamant over not making fun of, since they know it'll make the third-born even more self-conscious.

The "raven feathers" Satan gives us during Surprise Guests are actually feathers from Lucifer's wings that he plucks to annoy him, since he doesn't have any use for them, he decides to give them to us.

Beel's wings buzz when he's happy, but he's learned to control them after a couple of accidents where he sent Lucifer's document's flying into the fireplace and had to spend the rest of the day rewriting them. Nowadays, Beel's wings only buzz when he's with people he really trusts or when he's having nice dreams.

Despite that, Belphegor never had a problem sleeping next to Beel. The tip of his tail fits comfortably between his twin's wings, muffling the noise, he's so used to it that he does it in his sleep as soon as the buzzing starts.

Mammon has a golden fang and a tongue piercing, both upsetting his agent very much, until they noticed that it only increased his sex appeal even more. When he's nervous he moves the piercing around in his mouth, making noise as it scratches against his teeth (the noise annoy his brothers a lot, but he can't help it).

After a while, Solomon started making fun of the stories about him, quoting them to the demons around him to make them laugh. Asmo's favourite is the stolen baby one, while Barbatos seems to always laugh at the idea of him having "700 wives and 300 concubines", considering that Solomon has told him multiple times that he's asexual and has almost no interest in sexual relationships.

#obey me #shall we date obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me hc #obey me mammon #mammon obey me #obey me leviathan #leviathan obey me #obey me satan #satan obey me #obey me beelzebub #beelzebub obey me #obey me belphegor #belphegor obey me #obey me solomon #solomon obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me headcanon

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burning-fcols · 1 month

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( Tw: fatphobia, body image issues, panic attacks, just fucking fun depressing shit :,) ) Adam didn't care if some demon thought he was trash and beneath him. He was Adam. The original man, The Prince Consort of Hell, The Sin of Pride's only best Bitch. A title he wore in public shamelessly now that he's getting used to his new role. Because if that's all those fuckers would see of him, he was going the biggest, baddest bitch of all. It was just that one guy. That one colleague, friend, Fredrick von Fuckhisname, whoever the fuck that said something that...struck Adam in the moment. About how if it weren't for Heaven throwing him away literally onto Lucifer, forcing the King's hand to accept the former excorist into a binding agreement, Lucifer would never have chosen Adam. He would have wanted Lilith back without a second's hesitation. It brought Adam back to the beginning of where the root of all of his relationship problems began. Lucifer's betrayal, how both Lilith and Eve were gifts literally made for Adam but stolen just as easily by the very man he was wed to. How every relationship since his two wives was either a casual fling he made on the fly or assigned to Adam by someone else. The royal demon even went as far as to say that it was wonder how Lucifer was even tolerating Adam at all, that he could have anyone else. Extramarital affairs were not uncommon among hellion's royal couples after all. Fred went on about how "unattractive", "unintelligent" and uncharming Adam was, that he's hardly the picture perfect being he was in Eden. And how he was just a "burden" for Lucifer to carry, a literal heavy weight, ball and chain that the King had to carry or else more lives would be at stake. Lives that Adam previously would have no problem destroying in a sadistic form of vengeance against Lucifer and Lilith. Lives that to a certain degree, Adam still did not care for, only cared in how they applied to Lucifer and then Charlie by association. All of this accosted his mind as Adam froze, completely into an all on panic attack. This very sensitive nerve that was the root of all of his abandonment issues, all of his worst fears that were brought up to light in this one dinner party with that one fucker that knew exactly what he was doing by verbally hurting Adam. Away from everyone else where they didn't think the Sin of Pride could hear them. - ✧ ˖ ˙ 「 @ᴍᴇᴀɴꜱᴍᴀɴ 」 ˙ ˖ ✧

「 ☆ 」 The Morningstars and the von Eldritch family have been closely associated for countless years at this point, Lucifer and Fredrick being on openly amicable terms. Their children had even dated for a time— the fathers eagerly conversing about how a wedding was likely in their future. Fredrick enthused about the political standing it would provide his family ( not that he mentioned it out loud ) and Lucifer at the thought of his daughter finding love. Hoping it was of a more stable sort than his own proved to be.

Unfortunately, things had ended poorly between the young couple; although Charlie never provided specifics and Lucifer never prodded her for them. Despite the newly-added strain, the families' connection had persevered. Fredrick wasn’t about to let the shortcomings of his son jeopardize his companionship with the ruler of Hell. Even after Lucifer become more isolated— with no Lilith or Charlie for him to plaster on a smile and parade himself around in public for anymore —the updates and invitations had not stopped. Unanswered and even unopened, Fredrick methodical in his attempts to remain a ❛ loyal ❜ companion to the elusive leader. In case there came a time when Lucifer resurfaced... and would need to see who was steadfast and who had wavered.

Imagine the von Eldritch's surprise when his latest dinner invitation had been responded to... and with a YES. For the King of Hell and the Prince Consort.

After going so long without the King's company, the extent of their relationship being cordial in its silence, it's no wonder Fredrick has become... emboldened. Especially with what he knows of Lucifer and Adam's torrid past. Nothing overly-revealing, but enough loose-lipped tidbits and depressed reminiscing for Fred to let his cunning fill in the blanks. Apparently well-enough to get quite the amusing reaction out of the King's plaything. Were this years ago, Fredrick would know better than to disrespect ANYTHING of Lucifer's. However unimportant or conditional it may seem from an outside perspective. Pride is a dangerous thing to bruise; the Sin of it even more dangerous when pushed too far.

Fredrick had pushed too far.

It happens without warning, the King of Hell appearing between Adam and Fredrick in a flash of Hellfire and a blink. Heat radiating from him with a scalding intensity, wings expand from behind him to bring the fallen angel directly face-to-face with his ❛ friend ❜ . As much as Lucifer may have parroted the word through the years, as much as Fredrick may have believed him, the King is not so easily deceived. More than aware of when he's being used for someone's personal gain and weighing when the perks are worth the price... Fredrick was never truly a threat and, despite his selfish intentions, he knew how to play his part well.

He was a convincing friend. Even enjoyable to be around... Charming and witty and desperate enough to suffer through whatever nonsense Lucifer saw fit. In a way, they were mutually using one another. Unfortunately for Fredrick, his usefulness is not valuable enough to tolerate such DISRESPECT.

❝ ₳₱ØⱠØ₲łⱫɆ. ❞ A deep, dangerous, guttural growl from the King's throat. When Fredrick opens his mouth— expression too confused, daresay offended, for whatever he says to be apologetic —Lucifer shoves his face in front of the other man's, voice now ECHOING through the sprawling manor as flames lick at the edges of his mouth, ❝ You have CLEARLY forgotten who you were talking to. I will not tolerate such things being said about my HUSBAND. So, you will apologize NOW or I will rip you to pieces right here in your own fucking home in front of all these guests. ❞

Needless to say... an apology was forthwith.

Not to the standards Lucifer would like ( Fredrick's curt regrets too tinged with bitter ego ) — withering glare making it clear this offense would NOT be soon forgotten —but he had more important issues to attend to. Lowering to the polished floor with a click of his heels, a portal appears behind him and his husband. Servants at the ready to help lead Adam through it, Lucifer offering his aid while keeping a snarl aimed at his long-time ❛ friend ❜ . One who has his own damage to deal with, whispers already circulating around the high-class crowd ( like the conniving vultures they are ) at Fredrick having fallen so horribly out of favor.

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When in their manor, Lucifer had ushered the group Adam's room. Hoping the privacy and sense of ownership of the space would offer a comfort the vastness of their home may lack. Dismissing the servants once Adam had finally been calmed, Lucifer closes the door with a soft click. Fingers linger on the handle for a breath, eyes aimed at but not seeing it. Brows furrowed and gaze hard, he knows an important conversation lies ahead ( one he can NOT mess up )... Now that Adam is hopefully capable of having it. Fredrick's words had wreaked devastation upon the other's emotional state. Sucking in a sharp breath, Lucifer chokes down the beginning of a growl, forcing his crinkled expression to relax before he turns to Adam. Now is not the time for lingering anger on the others behalf.

Now is the time to see how his ❛ husband ❜ is doing... Taking a small step forward, unsure if he should breach the others space during this sensitive moment, a hand tentatively reaches toward out before retracting. Fingers curl inward, Lucifer opening his mouth before seeming to go back on what he was going to say; instead he quietly chimes an uncertain— ❝ ... Adam? ❞ 「 ☆ 」

#burning-fcols #⭒ ˙ ˖ ✧ — ˗ˏˋ ❝ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇꜰᴇɴᴅ ❞ ¦ 「 Lucifer IC 」#⭒ ˙ ˖ ✧ — ˗ˏˋ ❝ ʜᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴀɴᴅ; ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ɢᴏ ❞ ◌ ᴀʀʀᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴀɢᴇ ¦ 「 Lucifer 」#meansman #⭒ ˙ ˖ ✧ — ˗ˏˋ ❝ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴅɪᴄᴋ ❞ ¦ 「 Adam 」#♡ ˙ ˖ ✧ — ˗ˏˋ ❝ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛꜱ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ꜱᴏ ᴄᴏʟᴅ; ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋꜱ ꜱᴏ ᴇᴀꜱʏ ❞ ¦ 「 Lucifer and Adam 」#⭒ ˙ ˖ ✧ — ˗ˏˋ ❝ ꜱᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜰ ɪ ᴍɪꜱʙᴇʜᴀᴠᴇ? ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴄʀᴀᴠᴇꜱ ❞ ¦ 「 Answer 」#⭒ ˙ ˖ ✧ — ˗ˏˋ ❝ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇʙᴏᴅʏ ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ— ❞ ¦ 「 Queue 」

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vroomian · 2 months

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Let's be real, it would be hard for Jeong/Adam to happen. This pairing means that there needs to be Lucifer/Jeong at least as one night stand. Lucifer isn't that bad that he'll be interesting for Jeong

I don’t see why Lucifer has to be involved at all? Lucifer has stolen adams wives not the other way around. Jeong would never join the exterminators so idk how they and Lucifer would even meet.

#Adam gets someone who is fundamentally loyal and goes. oh. oh.#vrrm vrrm #you've got questions we've got answers #really don’t understand why you’d bring Lucifer into it at all lol

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heliacalxrising · 16 days

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" Do you know the shit the angels whispered behind my back when they thought I wasn't listening? They kept saying that I must have been fucking defective if I couldn't fucking make my wives happy and that they wanted to burn in Hell than stay with me.

And Sera didn't do shit to stop it."

It was a bit painful to hear, but Lucifer didn't think Adam was one to lie about how fucking awful Heaven was. He already knew that; it was wishing that Adam could see it himself that was the issue.

"...They said I was a freak," he admitted. "That I was....made wrong, or s-something... I got bullied a lot. My wings were pulled, my stuff was stolen, I'd be mocked... I know what it's like to be hated just for existing, trust me."

"But you were everything me, Adam. You never treated me like shit, you...you cared about me. I felt safe with you. All I ever wanted was to make you happy. If I could go back and...and keep my distance the way Sera told me to, none of this would have happened."

#lettherebemonsters #ic;;#answered asks;;

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sumarmz · 2 months

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I have another crack but kind of not crack hazbin hotel theory JUST HEAR ME OUT PLEASE

Okay so a lot of people assume that the exorcists are created by Adam which doess make sense bUuuUt what if people who had like a military background or where police officers or smthn in their lives where chosen to be exorcists after they died???? When I was watching during the trust exercises Vaggie said smth like "teach them the way i trained" or smth which made me think that she had a rough upbringing and that she grew up in a crime filled area and so had to be tougher (also thought she had crap parents but that's another thing) but that potentially could be the training Adam gave her after creating her??? Also your probably thinking "wait but Adam named her" HEAR ME OUT X2

What if the exorcists are still like people with physical skill and a life that means they're ready to kill/fight bUuUt they were originally going to end up in hell bc evil or whatever idk then they get the opportunity to go to heaven by becoming an exorcist BUT (again) they have to have their whole identity stripped of them to like become pure again and then Adam just kind of builds them up again in his ideal way (hot women to make up for the wives that were stolen by Lucifer)

This entire theory was fueled by the fact that Vaggie speaks Spanish and was said to have died in 2014 (although that was probably a red herring) and I have like heart attack painful cramps so I wouldn't be surprised if this ends up being a load of rubbish

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel theory #hazbin vaggie

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anonymouscheeses · 11 days

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Big fckn redesigns here. Well mostly Charlie but Vaggie somewhat too 🥰🥰

Blue fits Charlie soooo much and I cease to see that many redesigns with this color. I still want red to be used in most of their designs because well. They are in hell, but not too present so to make way for other unique colors. Charlie has several physical traits from her parents but also she has some details in her clothes that match with them. When I uhh, introduce their designs you'll see lmao. I also tried to make her have a more roundish design, I jst LOVE those typ of designs omg. I just want the characters with not too many sharp corners pls Viv bro... 😔 oh yeah she's mixed cuz her mom's are darker in their redesigns. Alot of their genetics went down to Charlie so she doesn't look like an exact copy of Lucifer, I kind of hate that trend with hh and hb characters, like did the moxxies dad give birth to him bro 😭 also I kept her bow because it looks so cute and silly on her it just fits, I wish they made it bigger in her show design because it would fit her silliness so much. She has a cape with stars because morningSTAR smh why didnt they do something fun with that, missed potential but whatevs yknow I still love og designs no matter what anyone sayss. Did you know I love Charlie, I could ramble for days. I think I love Charlie guys. Maybe jst a hunch idk... also... s-snake fangs.. jeepers anddd..... snake tongue.... shiver me timberz

The wife ever. I had animation in mind more when I designed her, not like in a "How easy or hard would this be to animate" way. But I like to imagine when she's shocked her hair kind of fluffs out plus her actual fluff, when she's mad her bow turns into kind of horns and then her jacket expands like wings. Gave her a more hotel like outfit, she likes to work for fun (ew). Her socks are socks but she has some fluff under them she just tries to cover it up because she hates herself 🤪 (she doesn't hate her bigger body she actually feels much more comfortable chubby than when she was skinny with Adam. She was burdened with the weight of Adam's image of women... In this sorta rewrite she gained weight when she goes to the hotel because she's more happy. I'm dying I love chub Vaggie so much guys please) headcanon: she kind of likes fashion, it's like a fun hobby of hers to stitch together clothing and go out and buy clothes she'll never wear. She taught Charlie how to stitch and she SUCKS so you can jst see it on Charlie's pants.

Second outfits! Charlie's hotel uniform for. Well. Hotel stuff. She usually only wears it when new people come to the hotel, which.... isn't often, if at all. She still likes to keep it just in case. Also she goes really cartoonish when it happens, she does the looney tunes run and changes into her clothes in like 2 seconds. Can you see my vision? 😭😭

Vaggie's is in her armor. She has several pairs of armor lying around in the hotel in completely hidden spots. It's kind of surprising uhh. Yeah she wears it alot more than Charlie wears her alt uniform but still rare to find her in it. I don't get the whole thing with the exterminators and them not being able to fight according to Carmilla. Which is kinda stupid, I'm not gonna lie. So, instead of that, Vaggie has just let her guard down and has gotten much more comfortable in her surroundings so she feels like she doesn't need to fight anymore, she's just gotten rusty 's what I'm sayin. I have no idea how to draw armor. You can tell...

Extra below cut vvvv

BABY CHARLIE!!! With the heads of my redesigns for Luci, Eve, and Lillith. Haha you still cant see them. Uhh, ill definitely finish the thing one day. Its not even that big of a project thing, i think i jst keep going to other drawings so im like not focusing on one thing lmao. Lucifer has heterochromia because he was cursed to forever be reminded of his betrayal. I only explained that because Charlie has it too, it's kind of a curse on the entire blood line where at least one eye is red. This is like. Slightly older Charlie than the baby Charlie in show? I jst wanted to put her in overalls cuz omg that's jst so cute ughhh 😭😭

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel eve #hazbin hotel lillith #chaggie #varlie #rainbowmoth #charlie x vaggie #vaggie x charlie #ill get to the other........ one day #art #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #charlie morningstar #vaggie #i hate her name. its now Valerie. or was it Valarie. i dont remember. uh. hi #i totally forgot abt my human au ILL ANSWER QUESTIONS SOON YOU GUYS I JST HAVE ALOT IN MIND RIGHT NOWW #lillith morningstar #lucifer morningstar #eve morningstar #WHY AM I SO HAPPY THATS A TAG. ITS LITERALLY CANON THEY WERE PRT MUCH POLY. I JST LOVE THE FACT ITS ACCEPTED 😭😭#hazbin hotel chaggie #hazbin chaggie #lucifers stolen wives #could that be the ship name for those three. or if someone comes up with a better one 😭🙏 im ass at ship names #baby charlie #also every morningstar member has a curse of some kind. sooo ill explain in the other post thatll come out in 2069 /j

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immortal-he · 9 months

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I binged Good Omens Season 2 last night and

I have thoughts

So many

Like????

Crowley being Lucifer?????

The fucking????? Out of nowhere Beelzebub/Gabriel (not complaining at all btw, it was very lovely)

THE END OF EPISODE 6?????

Anyways I don’t think I will emotionally recover. I’ll probably add more to this in the morning. Till then, here’s a playlist I made last night that I literally could not sleep until I finished it:

Playlist info under the cut!

nothing lasts forever

he referred to his bookstore, he though he meant them || Part 2 of my Good Omens playlists! This is specifically geared towards Season 2, so enjoy that

So Long by James Marriott

The Moon Will Sing by The Crane Wives

Stay [Feat. Patrick Wilson] by Ghost & Patrick Wilson

Bigmouth Strikes Again - 2011 Remastered by The Smiths

Everywhere, Everything by Noah Kahan

The Apparition by Sleep Token

Take Me Back to Eden by Sleep Token

Motion Sickness by Phoebe Bridgers

The Long You Want by Sleep Token

Love Of My Life by Queen

Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen

Somebody to Love by Queen

Stray Italian Greyhound by Vienna Teng

A Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Square by Frank Sinatra

Love Like You by Rebecca Sugar & Steven Universe

From Eden by Hozier

Francis Forever by Mitski

Constellations by The Oh Hellos

Francesca by Hozier

All Things End by Hozier

Car Lights by James Marriott

The Fight Is Over from Over The Garden Wall

Into The Unknown from Over The Garden Wall

Ghost Stories by The Narcissist Cookbook

Ramblings of a Lunatic by Bears In Trees

Devil’s In The Details by The Hoosiers

this is what falling in love feels like by JVKE

Honeybee by Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Café 1930 by Astor Piazzolla & Duo Cantolegno

Untitled God Song by Haley Heynderickx

What Could Have Been by Sting & Ray Chen from Arcane

Stolen Dance - Acoustic Version by Milky Chance

Dos Oruguitas by Sebastian Yatra from Encanto

Runaway by AURORA

Looking Out for You by Joy Again

Pierre by Ryn Weaver

Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac

SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK by Joji

Unknown / Nth by Hozier

Mess is Mine by Vance Joy

Hey Lover! by Wabie

New Person, Same Old Mistakes by Tame Impala

Cause for Concern by Lovejoy

The Perfect Pair by Lovejoy

Tongues & Teeth by The Crane Wives

First Love/Late Spring by Mitski

Non, je ne regrette rien by Édith Piaf

Lemon Boy by Cavetown

Two Birds by Regina Spektor

Icarus by luvbug

Yellow by Coldplay

Respite On The Spitalfields by Ghost

#🌙#good omens #Spotify

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pr3ttyb0ym2g · 3 months

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POSSESSIVE ꒰ADAM 𝘅 male! 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳꒱

𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 ;; Romantic. You're Adam's third lover, but you're not his wife, you're his husband. And you are definitely annoyed at Adam's snide remarks about you leaving him. Epilogue: COMFORT 𝘼/𝙉 ;; Sorry not so sorry, Adam is too fine and I'm going crazy for him, RABID actually. Def a lil cringe, but possessiveness + Adam was too good to pass up.

Maybe it was the way Adam suddenly gave you attitude, but you were pissed. Your infamous lover, was going on a tangent about Lucifer after his daughter had just met with Heaven. He went on and on about Lucifer and how anyone associated with him, his daughter along with Eve and Lilith, were "shit-fucks". But with his complaining about Lucifer, came the topics of his two stolen wives. Now, you weren't jealous per say, you understood Adam's attitude towards his past wives. But what you were mad about, was when Adam decided to run his mouth about you. "Can you believe it!? Eve, Lilith! I wouldn't be surprised if it was you, at this point. I swear when I catch that son of a— " You snapped. You grabbed the collar of his robe and pulled him close to you, face to helmet. Adam choked up on his words as he stared at you through his helmet, breathing heavily as his tangent was cut short. He saw how pissed you were, even when your face remained neutral, your eyes were glaring at him. He felt as though you were staring right through him. "Haha, sorry babe, did the truth hurt?" Adam forced out a snide remark while very apparently nervous. Your grip only tightened, and you uttered his name in a whisper. Your voice was low and you clearly weren't fucking around. First man or not, you don't take shit.

And Adam heard you loud and clear, he knew you were patient and he rarely ever saw you mad, but you were furious at him. Him of all things. "Sir, the Seraph—" Lute, one of Adam's closest exorcists, walked into the room. She was used to the man and often just stepped in, knocking only on occasions when she felt like it. Lute, knowing Adam, always expected him to be doing something vile or crude in his living quarters, but this was a different situation. Adam looked to be in a fight with you. She paused in her steps, taking in the unexpected sight. Your back was to her and she could clearly see Adam being in your grasp (literally). "Lute, get out." You didn't turn around, still staring intently at Adam, who took an unsteady breath. Adam prayed Lute had an emergency that would get him out of this situation. "There's a issue that needs to be—" "Lute, I said get out." You left her no room to argue. "I.. Yes sir. I'll notify the Head Seraphim." Lute never heard you ever ask her for something. You were humble and you never intercepted her relationship with Adam. So when you, for the first time ever, ordered her to get the fuck out, she did. It was out of character for Lute to just back down, but here was something she couldn't shake.

Lute is loyal to Adam, but she has a big sinking feeling he initiated whatever mood you're in now. "Shut the door on your way, please." The door was quickly shut. "Fuck [name], what if that was important?" He grabbed your wrist, trying to pull you off, but you didn't budge.

"We both know you wouldn't give a fuck if it was." Whilst Adam was somewhat cooperative with his boss, Sera, he was also very out of line. So much so that Sera has to often just appear and discipline him and Lute. And the man didn't care about anything that wasn't the extermination, one of his limited entertainments. "Adam, I want you to listen to me." He didn't respond. "Don't you ever spout anything like that again. Do you understand me? I am not a temporary lover, let alone a trophy to be displayed for your past mistakes. I agreed to marry you with every intent to stay with you, so I expect the same from you." Adam didn't say anything for a short moment and you both just stared at each other. "Okay."

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel oneshots #hazbin hotel x you #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel fanfiction #hazbin hotel season 1 #vivzieverse #vivziepop #male reader #hazbin hotel adam x reader #hazbin hotel adam x you #hazbin hotel x y/n #hazbin hotel lute

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rius-cave · 2 months

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Ok but imagine adamsapple in bed and Adam is like " why don't i top for once"

And Luci raises his eyebrows

Adam " I'm the original dick, i know how to use it!"

Luci " considering I've stolen both your wives, i severely doubt that" adam huffs. Luci sighs. " You've been bottoming for a while, would you trust YOURSELF yo top you?"

And Adam blue screens

( does this lead to angsty self introspection or to luci riding him? Who knows)

Anon I hate myself. Somehow my response to this turned into a full on drabble 🙈 I'm so sorry I don't know how this happened. Here it is I guess. I'm putting it under a cut because the language gets a little explicit skfjdgfd

"Come on. What? You think I really couldn't do it? Do you not want me to fuck you that badly?"

Lucifer glared at him in judging silence, an eyebrow raised.

"Would it really kill your ego to let me do it just once? I mean seriously I'm sure I could have you screaming in no time." Adam stated, anger obvious on his voice.

"Mm-hm," Lucifer hums, reclining his back on the headboard and closing his eyes. "You could."

"Oh please! You haven't even let me try! If you gave me the chance to- wait what did you say?" Adam's mouth gaped, his brain just now catching up with his ears.

"I said you could," the hellborn replied, a smug smile on his face. "We've been doing this for weeks now, haven't we? You think I've never wanted to feel your cock inside of me?"

Adam choked on his own saliva before sitting up on the bed, astonishment plastered across his face. It wasn't weird for Lucifer to talk directly like this, but hearing him just… admit that he wanted it was not something Adam ever expected to hear. To be frank he was half waiting for Lucifer to chuck him out to the next ring.

"Wait really?"

"Really," Lucifer affirmed without a tint of shame in his voice. "I may be more skilled than you," he began again, earning a brief glare from Adam. "But I could teach you how to do it, show you where I like it, actually top someone properly for once."

"I…" The sinner began, still not believing his hearing. Suddenly, a smile crept up his face, excitement pouring from his eyes as well as starting to fill up his cock. "Oh! Okay! Fuck yeah, let's go!" He cheered in anticipation, already lifting up the sheets from both his body and Lucifer before his wrist was firmly stopped.

"Uh, what?"

"Not now, you idiot. We just did it. I'm tired and we need to get to the hotel early tomorrow," Lucifer explained with a little sharpness in his voice.

"What? But I… we… you…" He fumbled, a rapid sequence of anger, frustration and disappointment flashing across his features.

"That's not fair! Come on, I…!" He couldn't come up with any good reason. They did have to meet up with Charlie tomorrow (or today, at this point), and they did go at it for about an hour and a half that night. He couldn't say that his own eyes weren't closing before the conversation started.

He growled in frustration like a kid having been promised a candy only for it to be snatched from his hands right as he was about to take a bite. His wings fell to his sides and his mouth closed in a tight line.

A chuckle caught his attention once more.

"Aww, don't be sad, love," the king cooed as he leaned forward, taking one of Adam's cheek in his hand. I promise the next opportunity we have, that'll be the first thing we do, okay?" His voice was soothing and alluring, calming down Adam's anger immediately.

"… Fine," Adam finally grumbled, a small blush creeping up his face at the intimate touch. Those kinds of gestures still threw him for a loop every time. He was used to bites, scratches and pulls from the King of Hell, but any time the demon showed his softer side to him, Adam couldn't help but feel his brain short circuit.

"That's a good little lamb," Lucifer grinned, before leaning in to capture Adam's lips in a soft kiss, meant to seal the promise that he just made.

The recently fallen angel melted into the kiss with a sigh, all his frustration completely gone now. It was still embarrassing how he would just turn to putty under Lucifer's touch. If his soldiers could see him now his reputation would never recover. But still, it felt good to let go of his control when it was Lucifer who slowly, methodically, stripped it away from him.

"Mhm, very well. Let's go to sleep now," Lucifer gently broke the kiss, holding Adam's cheek lightly and dedicating him a smile.

"Okay," Adam replied, his voice barely above a whisper.

"Don't worry sweetheart. I'll make sure to prepare my little ass so well for your cock, so that you can slide in easily. I'll ride your dick so good and milk it so hard that you won't be able to feel it by the fifth time I make you cum inside of me."

Lucifer grinned innocently, patting Adam's cheek before finally laying down again and getting comfortable under the covers.

With each word Adam felt his insides get hotter and hotter, to the point that by the end of Lucifer's promise, there was no doubt that he was properly hard now.

A couple seconds later, he could hear the quiet snores coming from the demon next to him.

Adam growled loudly. The frustration was back a hundredfold.

#i have brainrot I'm so so so sorry #hazbin hotel #adamsapple #ask

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scarletarosa · 4 years

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Set

Egyptian god of chaos, mischief, storms, deserts, battle, danger, virility, and foreign lands

Set (or Sutekh), though often called a “god of evil” was not always viewed that way and actually played quite a benevolent role despite his chaotic nature. He was one of the sons of Nuit and Geb and was thought to have several wives, including the goddesses Nephthys, Neith, Taweret, Anat, and Astarte (with the latter two being taken from Canaan). Set was usually depicted as a man with the head of an unidentified jackal-like animal with square ears. Although there are many theories of what the animal could possibly be, it is also likely that the animal is meant to be unknown, as Set’s domain includes aspects of the strange and terrifying.

Associations: Some of Set’s associated animals include: the hippopotamus, crocodiles, scorpions, snapping turtles, wild pigs, and donkeys – all of which were considered dangerous. In his hands, he holds an ankh (symbol of life) and his scepter. He may also be portrayed as a man with red hair and wearing a red mantle. The colour red is significant due to it representing some of the many qualities of Set. In Ancient Egypt, red was the colour of life, strength, victory, hostility, and chaos. He was said to reside in the Great Bear constellation in the northern sky – an area which symbolized death and darkness. Despite his benevolence, he is a very complex god who can be terrifying, especially to those who anger him. He represents the chaotic sides of nature that brings change, including storms (as well as sandstorms), drought, battle, and the unknown.

Epithets: Set was known to be a fierce protector, especially in battle where he was often invoked as a vanguard. Some of this god’s known epithets include: “Great of Strength”, “The Inebriated One”, “Lord of the Northern Sky”, “The Red Lord”, “He Before Whom the Sky Trembles”, “The Defender”, and “Lord of the Desert”.

Set’s Roles: Among the roles of Set besides protecting his people in battle was an even greater role: the protection of Ra and all of humanity. As the Sun god Ra would sail his course across the sky on his golden ship, Set would accompany him and was the one to fight off Apep, the serpent of evil. Apep was shown as a spirit in the form of a giant red snake and was the embodiment of all corruption. According to myth, Apep would hypnotize Ra and all of his followers, except for Set, who was chaotic and powerful enough to combat him. In order to defend all of creation and ma’at (order), Set would vanquish Apep each day. Set was also known to be a friend of the dead, helping their souls to ascend the ladder to the heavens. He even held the role of preserving the oases in the desert, which were essential for life in Egypt. So not only would Set represent the chaotic forces of the desert, but he would also protect people and their oases from them; holding back the sandstorms and droughts from civilization. From this, we can see that Set was a powerful ally to all, including the gods.

Myths: Despite Set being a protective god, political battles in Ancient Egypt caused him to eventually be portrayed differently. When a war broke out between Upper and Lower Egypt, the two patrons of the lands (Horus and Set) were depicted in a myth which represented the battle. This was the myth of Horus and Set both fighting for the throne. With Lower Egypt being the victor, Set was gradually cast away and held in contempt; many relics of his benevolence were eventually destroyed. Set also plays a role in the well-known myth of tricking and slaying his brother Osiris, in order to usurp his throne. However, Isis managed to resurrect Osiris and conceived a child with him, the god Horus. While in most versions of the myth, the story follows that Horus grows up to be a mighty warrior and defeats Set in battle, after which he banishes him to the desert. But in another version, the majority of the nine gods (the Ennead) decided that Horus was the rightful King due to being the son of Osiris. But Ra believed that Horus was too inexperienced to rule, and claimed that Set would make a more capable King. This trial went on for nearly one hundred years while the people of Egypt suffered under Set's chaotic reign.

Isis was worried for the well-being of Egypt’s people, and so came up with a plan. She took on the guise of a young woman and sat down outside of Set's palace, where she wept terribly. Eventually Set passed by and stopped to ask her what was wrong. The disguised Isis told him of a cruel man, her husband’s own brother, who had murdered him and stolen away her family’s land and cattle, taken away her son’s inheritance, and that now the man sought to kill her son. Not knowing that the man described was himself, Set became deeply moved by the story and was furious. He swore to the young woman that he would seek out the cruel man who had done such things and would kill him, allowing her to regain her land. With this promise, Isis revealed herself to Set before the gods who were secretly listening, and so Set was cast away into the desert, allowing Horus to reign as King.

In a separate myth describing a battle between Horus and Set, the two gods are wrestling naked in a swamp, where Set eventually appears to have a “mighty erection”. This causes Horus to fall face forward into the waters, causing Set to begin having intercourse with him, which they both greatly seem to enjoy. In another attempt to seduce Horus, Set invites him over to his place to eat and sleep together. The two gods get drunk on wine late that night and caress one another, then have sex once again. Horus manages to catch Set’s seed in his hands, which he keeps until he is able to throw it into the Nile. Unaware of this, the drunken Set falls asleep. Horus lets Isis know of what had happened and she is furious, she then has Horus hide his own seed within the lettuce that Set grows so that he will consume it. Due to this, Horus gains the upper-hand over Set.

Personality: Set is a very ancient god who can be called upon for things such as granting strength, courage, protection, vengeance, victory, and confidence. In my experiences with Set, he is very outgoing, flamboyant, generous, protective, and fun-loving. He loves high-energy environments, pranks, and sex (especially sex). Though in times of battle, Set is a very powerful warrior and wields a mace made of meteorites. He is not cruel like how his later myths portrayed him, for in truth, Set is a very strong and loyal ally. Especially when fighting against Apep, the god of evil. Set is also one of the close allies to Lucifer, and fights alongside him to defend others and end corruptions. Though other than battling, Set usually can be found seducing women or just enjoying himself in general. He has a wonderful sense of humour and is a great amount of fun to be around. As he is a ruler of discord, he is able to calm such matters in your life as well and help you to confront them. In my experiences, Set appears as a young man with red hair and green eyes. He also states that the animal he is depicted as in Egypt is indeed an otherworldly creature, as that suits him best.

Every god has a Shadow aspect, which portrays all of their darker natures. For Set, this aspect is named Sutekh, and it is his chaotic destructive side. While Set is normally friendly with others, he as Sutekh is more intimidating and unpredictable. When angered, Set becomes as Sutekh, and is capable of creating great turmoil and madness in the lives of those who offend him.

| Offerings |

Stout beer, whiskey, frothing wine, champagne, sweet red wine, spicy foods, red meats, lettuce wraps, burgers, tacos, lobsters, crabs, shrimp, arrowheads, maces (his favourite weapons), knives and daggers, red rust, spinach, courgetti, cucumbers, coyote pelts, red carnelian, rubies, dried scorpions, star anise, black peppercorns, black silk, bird eggs, red thorns, sour cherries, red grapefruits, red grapes, dark chocolate, sweets, and brightly-coloured sex toys. He also tends to loves shiny and obnoxious sorts of things.

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