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autumnalsteahouse · 3 years

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— if you could only see the beast you’ve made of me

aaaaand here we have it! day 4 of The Love Club’s Kinktober: begging <3 originally, this idea was just gonna be like a role play but but… I was like wait- bitch you HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY! AND I TOOK IT! there are so many kinks in here cause I can never do anything simple in my life ever. I’d like to take a moment to say thank you to @blvckjvckvls for being so supportive of me and helping me a bit with the plot when I was a bit stuck. i luv u bb. big kith.

also! please go check out this sexc masterlist— this shit SLAPS !

pairing: werewolf! kuroo x human!fem reader

genre: DARK CONTENT; spooky smut

word count: 4.7k

warnings: DC: consensual noncon, fear + pain play, recognition of a way to quickly and safely end a scene, begging, sigh <3 monsterfucking, some good ol size difference (in Kuroo’s werewolf form), NOT FOLLOWING “PROPER” ABO/werewolf LORE/ only mentions of alphas + keen hearing + “healing” spit + silver can be very irritating (not deathly), a bit of red riding hood rp, knotting, breeding, mentions of alcohol intake, public sex, partial knife play?? but with sharp claws ??, lots of blood

ps. there’s a lot going on in this, I’m painfully aware- if I miss anything in the warnings, just let me know and I’ll happily update it!!

“Red looks good on you,” he chuckled as he flipped up the short puffed-out gingham skirt.

You rolled your eyes, meeting his hungry gaze in the full-body mirror.

Kuroo Tetsurou stood behind you, his built frame dwarfing yours- really putting the cherry on top of your themed costumes- little red riding hood and the big bad wolf.

Beginning to tease, you jokingly say, “What big eyes you have,”

Not missing a beat, he takes a step closer and responds, “The better to see you with…”

“What big ears you have,”

“The better to hear you with,”

At this point, the curve of your ass is barely ghosting the top of his thighs; subconsciously, you’re slightly leaning into him centimeter by centimeter when you finally whisper,

“My, what sharp teeth you have, grandma.”

“The better to eat you with…” he murmured as he leaned down to place a kiss to your temple, pausing for only a second, before carefully tucking your hair behind your ears-- clearing the way for his lips to trail up the side of your neck- right before pecking you directly on your pulse.

Your gaze immediately snapped to the bite mark on your neck before it went back to following his rosy lips.

It was difficult to tear your eyes away from the reflection staring back at you, knowing full-well he could feel your pulse spike- knowing that he could smell your growing arousal.

“Tetsu…”

“Are you sure you want to still go?” he asked, his large hand coming to rest at the base of your thigh, “I can think of a variety of more blood-curdling things that we could be doing instead of going to a Halloween party.”

While he was very tempting, wearing that loose low-buttoned red and black flannel brilliantly paired with tight-fitted black jeans- accented by the shiny silver chains that adorned his neck in the fashion of a faux collar, you couldn't help but remember how excited Yachi was whenever her and Yamaguchi’s first Halloween party together was brought up.

It was so sweet; when she invited you, she started as a stuttering mess but when you eased her into speaking, she ended up blurting it out and her whole face turned the color of a beet..

“I told Yachi-chan we’d go…” you trailed off. The idea of going was solid in your mind when another mischievously weaseled its way inside your nasty little brain-- tonight may actually be the night.

“… but I think we can still manage to hear a blood pumping screech or two if we try hard enough.”

You turn towards him, discovering that his face is less than an inch away from yours. He lightly nudged his nose with yours and you slightly tilt your head to the side, ghosting your lips over his before you feel a smirk spread across his lips, “sounds good Red.”

You had to give it to them, the house looked very… autumnal.

From the outside, it felt like a house you would see on Pinterest; the jack o lanterns flickering on the porch, orange lights outlining the windows- illuminating the “intricately woven” cobwebbed spiderwebs that were dotted with big black spiders. Across the threshold of the front door, a banner that said ‘trick or treat’ hung loosely, each word separated by a skeleton.

Turning around to face the front yard, a warm nostalgic feeling washed over you.

The tree in the front yard wore its seasonal yellow and orange leaves with just a few strays sprinkled over the lawn, highlighting just how in theme it all was.

“This is… cute,” Kuroo said, playfully skeptical.

You elbowed him in his ribs, slightly offended. It was picture perfect, the decorations and colors all went so well together, it almost felt surreal.

“You shut up, this is cute as shit, and I’ll be damned if we don’t compliment them on it.”

“You were damned as soon as we mated.”

“Tetsu! Enough. You know Yams and Yachi-- they’re sweet and soft, like sugar-coated strawberries. Let them have their adorable Halloween party.” you whisper-shouted.

“I said it was cute! I just thought… it would be more along the lines of a haunted house or something.”

Quirking your eyebrow and cocking your head, you only had to say, “... Yams and Yachi.” before he sighed and nodded.“You present a very solid case.”

You two step up to the front door, Kuroo doing a timely knock as you let curiosity get the best of you. Instead of waiting an extra minute to step inside and get the full picture, you lean towards the window to look inside while Kuroo waits in front of the door; it makes you smile when you heard the hum of top Halloween hits playing from outside, but something moving out of the corner of your eye immediately catches your attention.

“See anything good in there?”

You bite the inside of your cheek as you slowly turn and step towards him, eyes wide from what you just witnessed.

“What?”

Before you could answer, the door swung open by none other than the spectacle that caught your eye.

“Daichi.”

The other man slightly bowed his head but said with the same challenging tone, “Kuroo.”

You looked between the two and couldn't help it. Rolling your eyes, you joined in, “boys.”

Years had gone by since high school and these two still continued their… friendly... rivalry. With every occasion that arises where these two have to be in the same room, someone had to balance the overwhelming testosterone, and normally it was you or Shimizu.

“Come on inside, you two. Drinks and snacks are in the kitchen and everyone is in the living room.”

“Thanks,” Kuroo said with too much of a grin.

You pull your boyfriend closer as you watch the broad man stride away, observing him look into each room as he goes down the hallway, “Calm down, or else I won't tell you about how I saw him kissing Sugawara clumsily against the hallway wall.”

Kuroo pulls away with wide eyes and a growing “i-found-a-vulnerable-spot” smile.

“I knew it, I could just hear his heart race over that sassy silver-haired-”

His voice died down in his throat as soon as he felt the warmth of your palm graze over his pectoral. You made sure to bat your pretty long lashes up at him, a weakness of his he shouldn’t have revealed to you.

Reaching your hand in his hair, you twist the soft black strands as you lean against his toned tall body. “C’mon baby, wanna get some alcohol in my system. Go get me a drink while I find Yachi?”

“Okay... Red…”

Getting on your tippy-toes, you fluffed his tuft and followed the urge to say, “good boy.”

You didn't wait for his reaction, you scurried off, suddenly incredibly embarrassed and determined to find your little blonde friend.

Little did you know, you had stirred something deep inside of the alpha, leaving him standing motionless in the middle of the foyer.

Good boy?

shit.

It didn’t take you long to spot Yachi; she was in the living room snuggled into her green-haired boyfriend, laughing at Kageyama’s reaction to something Hinata said.

Taking advantage of the fact no one had noticed you peaked in, you take in the ambiance. Here, all your long-time friends gathered up in such a cozy space, smiling and laughing amidst a crackling fire. The lights were dimmed, another banner hung from the fireplace’s mantle greeting autumn, bats were glued to the walls, and candles were lit all around the room. Smaller, less elaborate cobwebs that were dotted with little black spiders hung from the ceiling and large plastic jack o lanterns flickered in two opposing corners of the room.

In the center of the room, a table was littered with half-drunk bottles of different alcoholic beverages and feet from different bodies kicked up.

Someone took their feet off, your gaze reflexively followed the source and when excited eyes met your own, you instantly putting a finger to your lips in playful panic- but it was too late.

“Hey hey hey! Look who it is!” Bokuto cheered, causing Akaashi to look up from his comfortable spot against Bokuto’s shoulder, “…that means Kuroo is here!” He continued to cheer before carefully getting up (not to annoy Akaashi) and sprinting down the hall.

All eyes and smiles were on you now and before you could react, a small body almost knocked you down with the sheer elation she radiated.

You hugged her tightly as she giggled out your name, “I’m so happy you could come!”

“Thank you for inviting us! It’s so cute here Yachi-chan, seriously these decorations are to die for.” You winked at her costume; Doctor Frankenstein to Yamaguchi’s monster.

She let out a snort the same time Kuroo walked in with a thick Bokuto arm draped over his shoulders.

You didn’t miss the blonde’s flickering gaze.

“Oh you dog,” she shouted the pun to Kuroo, eliciting a shrug of the shoulders and the curl of an innocent grin.

You raise your eyebrows to your boyfriend, spying two red solo cups in his hand before motioning to the couch and joining the group.

Kuroo sits down next to you, arm taking its place around your shoulder, handing you a sweet drink that's easy to down but even easier to sip.

The group falls into a comfortable hum of multiple conversations, everyone including yourself downing their way through their drinks one swig at a time-- when Kenma leans over and starts to mumble things to your boyfriend, leaving you to slip into a daze as you watch the crackle of the fireplace.

Right as you began to fall into a hypnotic state, you felt the empty side of the couch dip next to you, then a familiar hushed whisper tickle your ear; “have you tried any of the stuff we talked about last time?”

You pull away in bewilderment, surprised that he would even bring that up with Kuroo so close.

“Bokuto!” You whisper-yelped.

He pulled away with wide eyes, almost completely unaware of how dense the action was.

“You and me, outside! Now !” You aggressively whispered as you got up, well aware your observant boyfriend had been watching the whole episode. Thankfully, he knew the two of you, and having seen the two of you playfully bicker before, he didn’t seem to assume anything at all; this wasn’t a rare occurrence.

Though Kuroo’s hearing was superb, your buzzed-up state thought that maybe it couldn’t reach outside in the front yard- so you pulled the big himbo out into the chilly dusk, the browning and orange leaves cracking under the pressure of your guys’ feet.

“Kou why would you say that when Kuroo was right there next to us?”

“So you haven’t talked to him?” He said blankly.

“No! … I just haven’t had the time yet. I feel like it’s such a taboo topic for us to talk about- it’d feel like I’m fetishizing his existence… and I mean… I don’t know if he would be okay to discuss a scene like that.”

Bokuto looked like he was about to open his mouth to argue when you cut him off, “besides! Our sex is great. You know, so-called “vanilla sex” is actually very nice because you’re more focused on the feelings that you’re getting and you’re not overwhelmed as much.”

“Yeah but that… all the time?” He raised his brow at you. “Listen. I don’t think Kuroo would see it as fetishizing. You are just urging his uhhh-- unnatural-natural instincts and adding a dash of roleplay.”

“So… what exactly do I do? How do I even start that conversation?” you roll your eyes beginning to mimic a high pitched obnoxious voice, “oh hey babe I was wondering if you would actually be the big bad wolf and make me beg for mercy and force yourself onto me because I like it when you feed into your urges and I want you to mark me up and show me who I belong to! Fuck me stupid and knot me! Give me pups!”

Your eyes went wide after your tangent, realizing that you’ve probably said too much from Bokuto’s mirrored expression.

There was a moment of silence before a thunderous snort rips through his throat, “yeah! Maybe! Just … have fun with it. I can’t tell you how to communicate with your boyfriend.” He said before abruptly marching away, leaving you with your mouth wide open- thank god it wasn’t summer or you’d have caught a few flies.

Making your way back into the house, your mind was so clouded with how to approach Kuroo that you didn’t even see the familiar broad frame sitting on the porch waiting for you.

“What was that all about, angel?” He looked up at you, smiling at your startled expression.

“You heard, didn’t you…”

“Yes but-“

“Eavesdropper!” you gasp and begin to lightly kick his toned thighs, causing a low chuckle to leave his lips, “yes but I want to hear it from you. To my face. Out loud.”

His voice was suspiciously calm, seeming as though you’d assumed he’d be a bit more freaked out.

Turning to face him fully, you shakily inhale in an attempt to gather your muddled thoughts.

Kuroo’s voice came out smooth, as smooth as his hands were when your skin met his. The contact was reassuring even more so when he said, “it’s alright baby, just remember that I know what you want to ask but we need to have a proper conversation about it. Take your time.”

He did know what you wanted, but knowing that didn’t help actually getting the words out.

You swallow down any potential regret as you stare at the tips of his shoes and begin to speak, “Tetsu, I would like to have a scene with you that involves consensual non-consent- even more so now that we’re dressed up in these particular costumes.”

You start to twiddle your fingers and take in a deep breath, “I would really like it if you could incorporate your werewolf-self as a tactic for fear play… I want you to make me beg… before giving me your knot.” you finish off quietly.

Kuroo continued being silent for a minute more as if he couldn’t hear that your heart wasn’t beating frivolously in your throat.

Judged wasn’t the right word, maybe embarrassment was more of the feeling. He’s always had such an open-minded approach to nearly everything, but you were aware of the difference of this proposition; this was way more intimate than most of the situations that have been brought up.

“Okay,” he breathed out, nodding, “but I need you to understand that this could be very dangerous in the sense that even though you’ve seen and dealt with me turning, we’ve never gone at it when I’m in that state- and it could be a bit hard to hold back. I’m glad you’re wearing the locket I gave you, you could use it just in case we need to end the scene… like a safe word. All you need to do to stop the scene is either say silver or if you’re able to, grab your pendant. I’ll do the same if I feel I’ve crossed the line.”

Without worry, you’re shamelessly nodding, full of enthusiasm and excitement, “I trust you with my life Tetsu.”

Instead of a smirk, you’re greeted with a truly toothy wide smile that instantly melted your heart. For being the big bad wolf, he wasn’t all that bad.

It was just around the time you both were about to leave the party when Kuroo started behaving a bit odd.

The conversation had left off on a good note, a few late-bloomed questions were happily answered throughout the night- so why was he acting so distant walking back to your house? Was he second-guessing?

Walking home at night was never your favorite thing to do but ever since you started dating Kuroo all those years ago, he refused to let you walk alone and there hasn’t been a moment when you hadn’t felt safe since.

Knowing what his werewolf form looked like, he was one of the bigger ones you’ve met, with jet black fur and glowing gold eyes, his frame doubles and snout grows out- he resembles a giant black wolf that’s able to walk on his hind legs.

It almost felt wrong to admit but even to this day, it’s hard to tear your gaze away from his massive stature.

It’s such a juxtaposition; He’s so gentle with you when he’s in that form, you can’t help but wonder what it’s like to be aggressively handled by him in times like these-- in the comfortable silence of walking home together - how his claws would feel puncturing your skin in his tight grip, how his rough tongue would feel making its way down the sensitive skin of your neck, or even how much fuller you’d feel trapped around his knot.

All of these thoughts suddenly faded away when a sinking feeling hit your stomach in a cold flash. Looking around, you realized that you were the only one walking down this empty street, Kuroo was nowhere to be seen. Turning quickly to scan where you were… nothing looked familiar.

Good thing you were on a main street, the dark alley behind you only seemed to stretch on forever, possibly hiding all sorts of wonderful things in the confines of the darkness.

Before your brain could think of how to logically handle the situation, you feel a large sharp tip at the top of your spine.

“T-tetsu…?”

You were only met with deep inhuman breathing, no other commotion in the empty street to put you at ease; the silence was unsettling and you were frozen in place, unable to turn around.

A strong push caused you to land on the cold cement floor, scraping your knees. The sting lingered, tingling through your whole body in unpleasant waves.

Immediately turning your body to face what pushed you, your blood ran cold when nothing was there. No trace of anything.

Feeling around, you felt incredibly stupid to realize you had given your purse to Kuroo to hold onto as you guys started the walk home simply because you didn’t want to carry it- so you were seemingly all alone, clueless as to where you are with no phone, in a skimpy outfit.

“Hello…?” you whisper out as you begin to crawl to the nearest wall, figuring you’d be safer if there was one less place to watch out for.

Silence answered back.

Taking a deep breath, you closed your eyes, trying to get your breathing intact.

Kuroo will find me. Kuroo will find me. You kept repeating to yourself.

And that, he did. When you opened your eyes, you found your boyfriend slumped against the opposing wall, clinging to his side, his shirt ripped open with blood staining the fabric. He looked frighteningly pale.

“Tetsurou!” you cried, running towards him, heart in your throat.

You fell next to him, hands cupping his face. His eyes were closed and his pulse was racing.

“Tet...” his eyes slowly opened and a smirk spread across his lips, “...su?”

He changed so suddenly, pouncing on top of you and pinning you harshly to the ground with ease.

The shock had your adrenaline coursing, all this weight on top of you, he’s large enough to crush you. He was staring down at you as if you were prey- you’ve never seen this type of rabid in him before.

You were muted when he took a big claw and delicately traced it down from the side of your face, down the column of your neck to the top of your chest. When he hit bone, he pressed a little bit harder on his way down to the top of your dress. When his claw caught the fabric, he pressed hard and fast- fast enough to rip your dress right down the middle- so fast you didn’t even realize that there was a blooming cut going down your body, ruby red beads of blood began to surface. The shock began to dull when the cuts set in, searing pain began to settle.

With your dress torn, leaving you exposed and cold, you began to notice just how much blood had colored your skin-- and his grip on you only tightened, his claws digging into you and drawing even more blood. You whimper, weak and in pain, cheeks wet from stray tears you didn’t even realize were dropping.

Another thing you didn’t realize was that you hadn’t looked at him since he pounced on you. Your head was turned to the side, gaze slightly blurry and focused on how terrifyingly real everything was. He could literally kill you-

Your eyes began to bulge at the smooth curve of his thick claw grazed over your clothed clit.

“Oh my-” you gasp, arching to feel that rush again.

Rumble came from Kuroo’s chest, almost like a chuckle.

“Did you want to feel that again, Red?” his voice was significantly lower than normal, sending a wave of prickly goosebumps over your body.

His grip loosened on you and you quickly looked down your chest. Your nipples were perked up and your skin looked pale; the contrast between the cold cement and the warmth radiating off of the wolf’s body is throwing you on a loop.

Kuroo encased your neck with a large digit, applying pressure in all the wrong places, slowly choking you. Another came up to over your mouth. Your hands flew up to try and pry his fingers off, another shot of adrenaline flashed through you, eyes wide in panic.

“Answer me, pretty girl,” he lowly commanded.

Rapidly nodding, you grip even tighter onto his fingers.

Loosening up, he almost smiled, if he could in this form. You saw the sly look in his eyes.

“I know you can do better than that…” he trails off, examining your exposed body before his free hand went to grope your thighs, his claws uncomfortably digging into you.

You let out a short-lived yelp against his digit.

“Do you like it when I hurt you, pretty? Red is such a good color on you— I wanna see more…” he finished more to himself. His pupils are blown out, lost in how much pleasure he’s taking from this.

When he tightens his grip, even more, the painful ache becomes even duller and your eyes squeeze shut. All you can do is wince against him.

“Mmm okay Red, I’m gonna lift my finger. Tell me what I wanna hear or else I’m gonna stop going easy on you.” he huffed out, lowering himself a bit so you could feel the fur of his stomach graze your bloody skin. The heat radiating from his groin has you salivating, your mind muddling pain and pleasure together.

Your first mistake was subconsciously trying to raise your hips just to get some friction.

His brow raised at your sheer audacity, “Really Red? You’re such a little whore, you’re going to put your life on the line to feel just a little bit of relief? Incredible.” he scoffs.

He switches tactics and takes his claws out of you, now opting to go to the most sensitive parts of your body and lightly raking the very tips of his claws down you-- Your neck being one of them.

“Tetsu please- no-” you gulp at his deadly talons skim your jugular.

“Weak,” he whispered, lowering his mouth close to your ear.

“Wh-what?”

“Pathetic.”

“Kuroo stop-”

“Like your tiny self could stop me-”

“wait-!”

“beg.”

The simple command sets you still.

“I want you to beg for me to stop. I want to hear how desperate you can be for me.”

You don’t even know what to think- was this really your boyfriend?

The silence makes Kuroo impatient, and the next thing you know, you’re flipped; your bare stomach is hitting the cold ground with your clothed back to Kuroo.

The rough impact causes you to cough and groan before all you can hear is your boyfriend again.

“You just-“ the distinct sound of cloth tearing fills your ears as the cold strikes your back, “don’t listen.”

“Tetsu please-“ you begin with a cry.

“Tetsu please what? Please stop because I’m hurting you? You can’t take it, pretty Red?”

“No Tetsu,” you pause, trying to adjust yourself into a more comfortable position, “hurt me more. Use me. pump me full- knot me Tetsu!” You whine out.

His breathing got heavier as you go on, “Tetsu, please! You’re so big nd I just--‘m so pathetic. please breed me- make me useful!”

An almost purr rumbles through his broad chest, “good girl.”

Everything happened so fast, the next thing you knew, your sopping core was exposed to the night air.

“Gonna be a useful hole for me, red? Gonna take my pups- be a good little breeding machine?” his words make you clench, really emphasizing just how empty you feel.

“Tetsu please-!” You wheeze, “fill me up, i- I’ll do anything-!”

A moan escapes his throat, “fuck-”

And with that, he pushes the tip in a few times, almost teasingly, before he roughly pushes it halfway in, then all the way in-- right at the base of his growing knot.

The noises you were making were so delicious to him; he could hear the gasps and whimpers all the time, it was almost too easy to get lost in the heat of your cunt.

“Tetsu! Tetsu!” you were squealing his name like a delicious little piggy he could just… eat up. Your heartbeat was heavy in his mouth and your neck looked so bare with the fading bite mark… so vulnerable to the untrained eye.

“C-can I cum tetsu? Wanna cum- please!” that snaps him back to the present, looking down at your sniffling puffy face, needy and crying to cum. Adorable.

“Not like that,” he said low and dominant, “I want you stuffed full of my knot when you cum.”

Which wasn’t too far off; he hadn’t realized how much this’d impact him- his knot is already fully grown, just a few more pumps and he’ll be shoving himself fully inside you.

“Please please please,” you whimper on repeat, short and quiet as if walking on eggshells not to make him mad.

He was on overdrive, looking at how badly he marked you up, how lost you look in all of this, “Alright angel, take it all.”

With an extra push, he stuffed you full. Your eyes bulged as you take more than you ever thought possible- he was already way too big in his werewolf form, but with this extra bulge inside you, you felt so incredibly full, you couldn’t even fathom what it would be like empty.

“Oh- fuck.” you huff out.

And then he started humping you.

The knot was stuck inside you, not daring to come out as he thrust all of himself into you over and over again.

There was something so animalistic- so primal about it, you couldn’t hold back.

“I’m-” you couldn’t even finish, all the stimulus got to you before you could finish your sentence.

Clenching down hard, a deep groan caused vibrations down his chest as you felt him twitch.

There was so much, so much and not enough space inside you; his knot not letting anything escape from your gummy walls.

Your eyes rolled back and with your sight gone, you felt everything even more so- his erratic breathing was calming down as he carefully picked you up and hugged you close to him, still inside of you.

“Baby, how are you feeling?” he softly panted.

His fur was so comforting, so soft and warm, you almost forgot to answer.

“Mm… feel good.. Cuts hurt a bit… but good. Felt really good.” you ramble dreamily on.

“Okay- good. I’m going to lick your wounds to stop your bleeding and to help disinfect it while we wait for my knot to go down, then we’ll go home- is that okay?”

Your head felt heavy, you did your best attempt at a nod you could muster before easing your eyes to close.

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the big, bad wolf || hwang hyunjin oneshot

》》 pairing: hyunjin x female reader

》》 summary: every year, you and the boys celebrate halloween with a party at hyunjin's - who just so happens to be your mortal frenemy. every year, you all dress up. this year, however, you decide to make it a bit more interesting: everyone picks an outfit for their random secret santa partner. it seems like a bit of innocent fun, but felix has an idea...

》》 word count: 2.4k

》》 genre/tags: halloween au, not quite e2l but e2 like...sexy tension???, suggestive themes (mostly just implications), a little bit of crack lmao

》》 warnings: cliche cheesy dirty flirting (come on hyunjin you're better than this), thicc romantic and sexual tension, reader is a simp in denial, suggestive themes, implied smut at the end, talk of biting but no actual biting, reader has dom vibes, hyunjin is bold until someone else is bolder

》》 notes: my first oneshot on this blog! I already wrote a halloween drabble, but I felt like writing something bigger than that and my friend (I see u vi) inspired me by suggesting some spicy hyunjin content. n e ways, happy halloween everyone! and if u don’t celebrate halloween, I hope u have a lovely weekend <3

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Halloween is always fun with your friend group. I mean, it's fun anyway - lots of cheap candy, neighbourhood celebrations, an excuse to get way too drunk - it's just a lot more fun with eight other crackheads.

You guys have a sort of tradition going by now, even though each year is a bit different. Hyunjin throws the party, Minho brings the alcohol and hides it from Chan until it's too late to stop everyone from getting shitfaced, Jeongin and Felix bring ungodly amounts of candy, and Jisung is a skeleton (literally every single year - it started when you called Tate Langdon's skeleton makeup hot, and it never ended).

Everyone (except Jisung) keeps their costume a secret - unless they're Chan and Felix, in which case they do couple costumes and keep it a secret from everyone else. Sometimes you even decide on a theme, like the year before the last, where everyone was supposed to dress as their favourite Pokemon. This inevitably led to intense fighting roleplays to assert dominance as your respective type, and in order to spare your reputation in the neighbourhood, you decided the next theme would be a little less wild.

This year, the theme was 'secret Santa costumes', meaning you each picked a random name from a hat to decide who you would be buying a costume for and a few days before Halloween, you were given your own costume to wear to the party by whoever pulled your name from the hat of destiny.

Technically that's not how secret Santa works, but no one questions Chan when it comes to holiday business.

You just so happened to get Jisung, and while the temptation to keep the skeleton thing going just for the meme was definitely there, you ultimately decided he should be a classic bedsheet ghost - except with no eye or hand holes cut out. You know, to add a little sprinkle of chaos to his already very chaotic life.

The lovely boy who decided your spooky fate was Felix, who had coincidentally been in charge of buying Hyunjin’s costume too - when you asked why, he said it was because the number of people was uneven, so he had kindly volunteered to take on an extra. You had honestly expected him to pick something weird or wild for you, so you were quite surprised by the outfit he had settled on.

"Is this...little red riding hood?" you had asked, eyebrows furrowed in confusion as you stared at the dress and hood in your hands.

"Yep! I saw it the other day and I thought it would be nice to go for one of the classics, you know?" he had explained, smiling as if he was ever so proud about his decision. Something about the hint of mischief in his eyes made you suspicious, but you had let it slide. "You don't mind, right?"

No, you didn't mind. You had given Jisung a ghost costume, so you didn’t really have room to speak on the originality of Felix’s decision. Besides, the dress didn’t look too cheap, nor did it look especially short, and the hood-cape made you feel way too powerful for someone wearing a $20 Target costume.

So you really didn't mind at all, until it came to the day of the party. Now, as you stand in the doorway to Hyunjin’s apartment, you suddenly mind a lot more.

”Lee Felix, I’m going to decorate the lawn with your fucking intestines, oh my god!” you whisper-yell to the boy who conveniently manages to dart away with the excuse of needing to help Jeongin open all the candy bags. Your angry eyes follow his retreating blue form - Chan picked his outfit this year, and of course he decided Felix should be an Among Us character.

Everyone in the group knows about the slight tension (read: obvious beef) between you and Hyunjin. Technically speaking, you’re friends. He invites you to his parties, you hang out with him when he’s with the boys. It’s just that neither of you can stand each other, because you’re both very bold and even more stubborn.

Whenever the two of you are together, you bicker like children and it’s pretty much endless. You could probably throw insults (and the occasional murder threat) at each other all day if the other members didn’t interrupt, and on those days you’d be more than happy to teach Hyunjin a lesson with a nice, strong punch in the nose if the opportunity were ever to present itself.

So, with this in mind, it’s quite clear why you’re planning Felix’s murder when you see Hyunjin walking around as the big, bad wolf.

You’re genuinely considering sneaking out the front door before anyone else sees you and running back to your apartment (because Felix just so happens to be your ride home), but fate decides to mess with you and suddenly, Hyunjin locks eyes with you from across the living room.

The way a huge smile instantly graces his pretty face sends a rush of butterflies, followed by anger, through you as you stare back at him. His clip on wolf ears are admittedly quite cute, but the fake fangs he’s wearing send your thoughts in a very different direction. As he makes his way over, you suddenly wish you had followed Felix to the kitchen - at least they keep the alcohol in there. In his living room, you’ve got no choice but to deal with Hyunjin while sober.

”Well, would you look at that? Seems like I found my little red riding hood.” he teases with a wink, leaning against the wall beside the door.

When you scoff at him, he gives you another big grin and you can’t help but stare at the fangs again. The vibrant blue contact lenses he’s wearing make his gaze feel intense even when he’s smiling, and the way his long, blonde hair falls freely gives him a glow that’s both angelic and positively demonic. He looks so annoyingly handsome, as per usual; if only his personality wasn’t the personification of the words ‘cocky asshole’. You can’t help but think it’s a huge waste of beauty.

“Excuse me-” you begin, ready to start the first round of arguing, but he cuts you off like the annoying brat he is.

“You’re excused,” he says, thinking his comment was very smart, and if it wasn’t a night meant for fun and games, you might’ve killed him on the spot.

“Fine, excuse you. I’m not your little red riding hood. In fact, I’m not your anything, thank you very much,” you snap, brushing past his tall figure as you head to the table the boys have set up to the side. There’s an array of Halloween-themed food, prepared by Chan, and you settle for a red velvet cupcake decorated with black frosting and what you assume are meant to be cat ears poking out of it.

“Right, sure, but we’re still matching tonight. It’s kind of like-”

This time, you cut him off. “It’s not like Chan and Felix. It’s not. We’re not wearing couple costumes, so don’t say it.”

He shuts his mouth (finally) and you take it as your cue to leave before he says something else to piss you off. Unfortunately, he seems to have the desire to ruin your night further and chooses to follow you on your journey.

“So anyway, I guess this was Felix’s plan, right?” He gestures to your costumes. “Unless you had something to do with it, that is.”

You don’t bother to address the second part of what he said and instead just nod, scanning the room for the previously mentioned mastermind. As soon as you can get your hands on that boy, you swear you’ll slaughter him for subjecting you to Hyunjin’s torturous teasing all night.

“He was already on thin ice after trying to tell me Bulbasaur is a better starter than Charmander, but now he’s actually dead to me,” you growl out once you spot him sitting beside Minho, laughing happily with his classic red solo cup and a slice of chocolate cake. Jeongin sits beside them, tearing open bags of candy with no assistance from Felix, because of course he was lying about helping him earlier.

Hyunjin laughs softly and you curse your heart for skipping a beat at the sound. Sometimes it feels like your head hates Hyunjin while your body is stupid enough to like him, and it’s part of the reason why you hate talking to him so much. Every time you stop throwing insults and sass at him and instead sit back and listen to what he has to say, a part of you realises you don’t exactly have a proper reason for disliking him. He’s not all that bad, and sometimes you even find yourself laughing at his jokes and witty remarks.

But you’d really rather not go through the endless cycle of those thoughts right now, especially when the cause of your problems is standing beside you eating a chocolate bar.

“I have to say, though,” you comment as you turn to look him up and down, “the big, bad wolf concept suits you pretty well.”

Before he can accept the compliment, you continue. “You’re both big, hairy beasts who dress like grandmas.”

The obvious offence on his face is so satisfying you almost wanna snap a photo to reflect on this moment in the future, but you refrain from doing so. He would just pose anyway, and the photo would probably end up making your stupid heart flutter again.

“Well, at least you think I’m big. Besides, if dressing like a grandma gets me closer to eating you, then I suppose it’s a sacrifice I’ll have to make,” he whispers in a husky, seductive voice that kind of makes you want to choke-slam him, but you suspect he might enjoy that anyway.

It angers you when he makes flirty comments like that, because as annoying as they are and despite you knowing full well he only says it to get under your skin, it still makes your heart race every time. Maybe in another universe, Hyunjin is a sweet boy who innocently flirts with you and brings you roses instead of a big, bad bitch who’s just acting like a horny teenager. Annoyingly enough though, you think you’d fall for him either way.

You turn away with the intention of finally escaping to the kitchen to grab something to drink, hoping to settle the thoughts dancing around your head, but he reaches for your wrist. The feeling of his fingers pressing warmth into your skin just makes your head spin even more, and you’re so distracted you don’t pull away from him.

"Aw, don’t run away now. Are you scared of me, little red? There’s no need to be, I’m just joking. I won’t bite unless you beg me to."

You pull your arm back as soon as the words leave his mouth. Hyunjin has a lot of things (a severely irritating personality, a stupidly handsome face for such an asshole, a loud voice solely meant for pissing you off on a daily basis, the list goes on), but the thing he definitely has most is the fucking audacity.

However, the most annoying part by far is the way you feel your face heat up when you register the last thing he said. You’d rather die than let him make you flustered, so you shake your head slightly to clear those thoughts from your mind and look him in the eye again.

"Scared? Me?" you scoff, staring him down with a steady glare and if he was anyone else, he'd probably shiver in fear.

Unfortunately, he is not anyone else. He is Hwang Hyunjin, and Hwang Hyunjin does not shiver; he beams with a smug grin and makes your blood boil.

"Mhm. Look at you. You’re basically dressed as my prey tonight, babe." He purrs the pet name like the absolute fuckboy he is. "And sure, the real you is feisty, but you're all bark and no bite."

The overly confident, proud smirk on his face makes him look like a damn peacock flaunting its feathers, and you decide then and there that you'll do anything to get rid of it.

"All bark," you echo his words, walking towards him slowly, "and no bite, huh?"

You swear you see his eyes widen for a split second at your change in demeanor before the stupid smirk returns, and the little rush of victory you feel from catching him off guard is enough to keep you walking forward.

His gaze never leaves yours, especially when you're standing on the tips of your toes in front of him, noses just barely brushing against each other. Your hands grip his shoulder to balance you, and you run a finger over his collarbone up towards his cheek, where you gently cup his face. The small distance between the two of you means you can hear his slightly uneven breathing and see the curiosity swirling in his bright blue eyes as he waits for your next move.

You reach a hand up and thread your fingers through his long, bleach blonde hair, and his breath hitches when you gently tug at it. Even his wolf ears almost seem to droop submissively. He doesn't dare move, but his eyes keep flicking down to your lips and back up again.

"Now, that's just not true at all, is it?" you whisper, tilting your head as if waiting for an answer, but he can't find the words to form a witty response. It’s about time he learned some manners, really, even if he needed your guidance for that.

"I'm warning you now," you continue, "you might wanna watch your tone. I might look like your prey, but I promise I bite harder than you do, babe."

You make sure to emphasise the pet name, purring it in the same way he did minutes before. He bites down on his bottom lip, and the way his fangs press into them makes you lick your own lips nervously. It seems as though he can't take the tension anymore, because he goes to lean in and finally close the distance between the two of you as his hands find your hips.

Of course, you'd never let him have that control, especially after his bold attitude from earlier. Even though the temptation to lean in is certainly there, you step away from him and smile sweetly.

"Learned your lesson yet, puppy?"

He doesn’t respond for a moment, clearly still taking in what just happened. When he registers your question, he tilts his head to the side as if in thought - the way a dog might, funnily enough - before he hums quietly.

“I’m not sure. Maybe you should teach me once more, little red,” he suggests, voice low and slightly breathless, “but preferably a bit more in depth this time.”

- ᴇ ɴ ᴅ -

(A/N: AHHHHH I haven’t written a oneshot in SUCH a long time oh my god,,,,, it was a lot of fun tho even if I’m not super confident writing full things. this one was short anyway so I kinda feel like it doesn’t count, but I’m still v happy to finally post my first skz oneshot! I hope you enjoyed it and thank you for reading <3)

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6, 7, and 12, beloved <3

what is your favourite sense to incorporate in your writing and why?

smell. It’s kind of involuntary to smell things, plus smell is tied incredibly to emotion.

if i tell you that lightning is sparking around a character’s head when theyre mad-- like ooh, cool, spooky, whatever. if i tell you two characters are arguing and the other gets a whiff of ozone like lightning is about to strike?? maybe its just me but that feels more intense!!

also also!! the amount of emotion you can have with smell -- if i tell you rainstorm in the morning before elementary school in autumn? you remember that vividly and how the air smelled. you remember, like, your grandma’s perfume, popcorn at the movie theatre, the smell of your cousin’s house on a holiday, the seaside etc. these all have intense emotions tied to it!!

what is you favourite sentence/paragraph? read it to us! (asker can choose what fic)

ok so this seems to be a like, audio answer but i’m in a quiet office and i dont feel like subjecting y’all to my hillbilly accent quite yet so i’ll just ‘read’ it to you by going over why its my fave!!

Link holds the kid’s hands, sees the way his ring finger turns in just like Link’s; sees how his pinky is crooked just like Link’s is; sees the fine bones in the back of his hands that press against his skin like piano strings when he moves, just how Link’s does; and presses those precious knuckles against his mouth. Not to kiss, just to cherish close like a breakable, vulnerable thing. Wild doesn’t know delicate. He does not know being held gentle or a touch that is not a sword’s bite or a kick in the ribs. These dear hands are sacrosanct.

I don’t know it was that time of night where artists get the ‘there is something wrong with me’ disorder and go off the hinges and i channeled that into something tender and loving and i think that’s ok. hands get me, okay? and found-family closeness and comfort with touch even more so. wild and twilight kill me even worse so this is a triple-threat of why writing this made me lose my marbles a little.

what headcanon will you keep implementing in your fics, even if canon ends up contradicting it?

they have no qualms about being touchy with each other, warriors is morally grey, and a bunch of em are trans or gay. i love link being a good guy, like, of course, but i love it when they get a little flavor to em, like when u sear a piece of meat when ur cooking it. except the flavor is moral ambiguity. the other two are self explanatory.

#ask

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poptartmochi · 3 years

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thank you for the tag, @skogenflicka!! ily and hope you’re doing okay! ^^/

1. What do you prefer to be called name-wise?

sarah, but sriracha is also fine!!

2. When is your birthday?

july 6th!

3. Where do you live?

flo rida_good feeling.mp4

4. Three things you are doing right now?

listening to true damage, opening up the file of the Giant Final, and going through my survey results!

5. Four fandoms that have piqued your interest

haha i’ve been in dragon age hell for almost a year now so i haven’t cared about much else ngl... ben and i played through yakuza 0 + kiwami 1 last month and they were really good! once i get more money, we’re gonna go through the rest of the series :) besides that, i’ve been eyeing ducktales + rottmnt for the longest time, and I think I’ll get into them once the semester is over! (G)I-DLE has been creeping into my recommended bc I’ve been listening to a lot of K/DA lately, too haha

6. How has the pandemic been treating you?

things could definitely be a Lot Worse, but things have been really terrible mentally. i think this year has been the worst one i’ve ever lived tbh

7. A song you can’t stop listening to right now?

hmm.... probably Drum Go Dum from K/DA!

8. Recommend a movie

love yourself + watch the first Mortal Kombat movie from the 90′s :’) do not watch the second one, do not pass go and collect $200

9. How old are you?

20!

10. School, university, occupation, other?

uni- i’m just about to finish up my associate’s degree! im hoping we can stomp out coronavirus soon so I can go look for a job, but until things calm down it’s really out of the question rn bc my mom is older + has issues And goes to take care of my grandma every other day..

11. Do you prefer heat or cold?

cold! my skin goes crazy goes stupid when its warm so. :’)

12. Name one fact others may not know about you.

hm....i have a whopping $12 to my name right now ;u;

13. Are you shy?

kind of? online, i definitely think so, bc it’s hard to just come into other people’s curated spaces and start vibing with them without feeling like a Bother. it’s easier to go up to people in real life ^^

14. Preferred pronouns?

she/her!

15. Biggest pet peeves?

ohhhhmyGOD.. i don’t think many people can relate to this but god fuck. one of the worst parts of having eczema, beyond. the Eczema Experience. is when you put lotion on your neck w/o showering or Prepping beforehand and have to deal with the subsequent breakout that will inevitably happen ughhhh. i would give literally anything to not have eczema lmao ; _ ;

16. What is your favourite “-dere” type?

in the year of our lord 2020??? apolutely not luv xoxoxo

17. Rate your life from 1-10, 1 being crappy and 10 being the best it could be.

i think like.. maybe a 7? i have it a lot better than others but ofc there’s been some really shitty parts and the mental illness definitely hasn’t helped in that regard lol

18. What’s your main blog?

this one!

19. List your side blogs and what they’re used for.

ohhh god.. callout post for one (1) sarah, i have so many ;___; i actually need to delete a few old ones that haven��t been used in Years, so i’ll only list the ones that’ll survive the purge. i also have a jjba sideblog but I’m not comfortable w/ everyone on main knowing what it is so. it shall go unnamed :’) most of my sideblogs are for fandoms i’m in, bc I get all weird about rb’ing content from them to my main blog since nobody followed my main blog for that yk? but then it creates a spooky loop where people from the sideblogs follow my main and are like.....this is Not the same person from the sideblog shghasjgkja

@arainayeet - dragon age

@nisiki-nishiki - yakuza/like a dragon

@leucinefinds - sims cc >w<

@leuciini - old aes blog

@tempest-rhapsody - the Yearning, luvs

20. Is there something people need to know about you before becoming friends?

i am SO bad about messaging first and taking up people’s time. this has led to the silent death of many friendships ;__;

tagging: @darthyolk @fullmetal-the-last-alchemist @gamer-grandma @mrscitty @lotuscoves @trans-fushiguro (if you want to!! ^^)

#long post #tag game #sriracha.txt

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hot-soong-type-summer · 3 years

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tag game

rules: answer 30 questions and then tag 20 people you want to get to know better

thank you @tomvorikandharry for the tag!! 💖

name/nickname: Mary, I don't super like it, but when people ask "what was your name again?" I can reply "MARY like the mother of GOD" and they have to figure out if I'm being blasphemous or not. and that's fun.

gender: cis lady

star sign: cancer *pinchy pinchy*

height: 5'1"

time:..... 5:11pm, but I filled out a lot of this at 3am a few days ago lol

birthday: July 16th

favorite bands: Unleash the Archers, Nightwish, Sabaton, In This Moment, Florence and the Machine, The Pretty Reckless, Paramore, Within Temptation (but not so much their new stuff)

favorite solo artists: Hozier, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Kesha, Billie Eilish. pretty mainstream stuff lol

song stuck in my head: Professional Pirate from Muppet Treasure Island 😂

last movie i watched: First Contact I think? we watched the first half during the blackouts, and the second half when we got power again

last show: in the middle of Enterprise. it is. not good. but I'm having fun yelling at it.

when did i create this blog: 2011 can u believe it

what i post: star trek and dumb shit lol

last thing i googled: pics of B4 for that damned wombo

other blogs: none, I could never keep track of multiple blogs

do i get asks: sometimes! I very much enjoy them.

why i chose my url: it's a dumb star trek/lady gaga pun, what's not to like

following: 228, but I'm feeling like that's too many lol

followers: 371

average hours of sleep: probs around eight, sleep is very important to me. i get VERY STRESSED OUT over things that will prevent me from getting adequate sleep. (unless I'm the one who scheduled the thing, then it's ok lol)

lucky number: 13 and 31. basic spooky bitch numbers.

instruments: none 😢 I was kinda learning piano, but a lot of honestly really boring stuff happened and I stopped.

what am i wearing: one of those blankets with sleeves asdffjjhgfjk

dream trip: at this point, anywhere 😫 once me and the gals are vaccinated I think we're gonna try glamping somewhere close, just to be OUT

favorite food: right now I'm a filthy slut for the salmon kabobs from Zoë's

nationality: basically everything from the frozen north. the ones I'm sure of are Norwegian, Ukrainian, German, Swiss, and... Scot Irish? my grandma always said "Scots-Irish" (never Scotch Irish), and talked about how they found her family's tartan when she visited Scotland. she said that tartan was "the only ugly one there" 😂

favorite song: i don't even know, I'm kinda of between artists rn. i sing the Galavant theme song when I wash my hands 😂

last book i read: I read a book!! it was Immortal Coil by Jeffrey Lang. it was p good, I enjoyed it.

top 3 fictional universes i'd like to live in: wow star trek really is the only fictional universe that doesn't suck, huh. I love fantasy universes, but I would not thrive without technology. and the star wars universe is too unstable, there's always a damn star war going on.

favorite color: I've been into deep forest greens lately

tagging: first off, DON'T feel obligated to do this, I'm just tagging people I think might find this fun! @windsing5 @geekberry @intergalacticpanic @mostly-natm @liquidxsin @strangesaturday

and if I didn't tag you and you wanna do it, just do it man

#I have never once been annoyed by being tagged in something #but my brain thinks everyone else hates it 😂#tag game

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jackisreallycool · 4 years

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Debate your mother

1. Uffie- pop the Glock

2. Nicki Minaj - super bass

3. Jeremih - oui

4. Laurel Halo - years

5. Kelela - rewind

6. Sunny Sweeney - from a table away

7. Miley Cyrus - space boots

8. Black eyed peas - meet me halfway

9. Hyuna- bubble pop

10. Winter Gordon - dirty talk

11. Lady antebellum - need you now

12. Shady - Go in

13. Taylor Swift - the archer

14. Ciara - ride

15. Fifth harmony - work from home

16. Nav- myself

17. Xxyyxx - about you

18. Travis Scott - sicko mode

19. Yung lean - ginseng strip 2002

20. Brianna Perry - Marilyn Monroe

21. Katy b - Katy ona. Mission

22. Maggie Rogers - on + off

23. Saweetie - my type

24. Picture plane - goth star

25. Charli XCX - Gone

26. Lorde - Ribs

27. Juice Wrld - lucid dreams

28. Lady Gaga - Judas

29. Selena Gomez - bad liar

30. Rick Ross - BMF

31. Migos - motorsport

32. Best coast - boyfriend

33. Clairo - bags

34. Anna Meredith - nautilus

35. DVSN - too deep

36. Teen suicide - salvia Plath

37. Skrillex - bangarang

38. IloveFriday - Mia khalifa

39. Young MA - ooouu

40. 21 savage - ocean drive

41. FEMM - fuck boys get money

42. Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci

43. Jazmine Sullivan - mascara

44. Becky G - shower

45. Troye Sivan - bloom

46. SZA - drew veeeymore

47. Yves rumor - licking an orchid

48. Hyetal- Phoenix

49. DJ Dodger stadium - love songs

50. SIA - Chandelier

51. Nadia Oh - taking over the dance floor

52. Jennifer Lopez - on the floor

53. Rebecca black - Friday

54. Gil Scott heron - New York is killing me

55. Grimes - oblivion

56. Beyonce - formation

57. The knife - full of fire

58. NERO - promises

59. Nicki Minaj - starships

60. M.I.A. - xxxo

61. Kero kero bonito - only acting

62. Xxxtentacion - look at me!

63. Tove Lo - habits stay high

64. oOoOO - hearts

65. Rihanna - love on the brain

66. Jam city - the courts

67. Taylor Swift - we are never ever getting back together

68. Salem - king night

69. Azealia banks - Anna wintour

70. Lana Del Rey - the greatest

71. Maren Morris- 80s Mercedes

72. AG Cook - keri baby

73. The Dream - Yamaha

74. Travis Scott - antidote

75. Bladee - be nice 2 me

76. Icona pop - I love it

77. Ciara - bodyparty

78. Sky Ferreira- everything is embarrassing

79. Charli XCX - vroom vroom

80. Dej Loaf - try me

81. April - oh! My mistake

82. Drake - hotline bling

83. Yemi alade - Johnny

84. Madonna - god control

85. Playboi Carti - lean 4 real

86. Nicki Minaj - black barbies

87. Kane brown - heaven

88. George clanton- slide

89. Elle king - exes and ohs

90. Selena Gomez - good for you

91. Cigarettes after sex - each time you fal in love

92. Moses sumney- don’t bother calling

93. Waka flocka flame - hard in da paint

94. LOONA - girl front

95. Weyes blood - andromeda

96. Purity ring - fineshrine

97. Ariana gende - thank y next

98. Lady Gaga - do what u want

99. Ski mask the slump god - faucet failure

100. Marina - how to be a heartbreaker

101. Ellie Goulding - love me like you do

102. Hatchie- sugar and spice

103. Spooky black - without u

104. Loreen - euphoria

105. Ella Mai - boo’d up

106. Rina sawayama - alterlife

107. Sofi de la torre- vermilion

108. Billie Eilish - bury a friend

109. Rihanna - what’s my name

110. Chelley - took the night

111. Noah Cyrus - make me cry

112. Crim3s - stay ugly

113. Kacey Musgraves - merry go round

114. Rosalia - malamente

115. Nicki Minaj - chun li

116. Drake - crew love

117. Anhoni- drone bomb me

118. Britney Spears - til the world ends

119. Didddy dirty money - ass on the floor

120. Lana Del Rey - video games

121. Daphne and Celeste - BB

122. City Girls - act up

123. SOPHIE - bipp

124. Moses sumney- quarrel

125. Lil uzi Vert - xo your life

126. Wonder girls - I feel you

127. Kyary pamyu pamyu- ponponpon

128. Taylor Swift - look what you made me do

129. Lorde - royals

130. Cupcakke - cpr

131. White ring - IxC999

132. Jai Paul - str8 outta Mumbai

133. Tay K - the race

134. Flo milli - beef flomix

135. Katie got bandz - I need a hitta

136. Jhene aiko- sativa

137. Fever Ray - to the moon and back

138. The internet- girl

139. Susanne sunddor - delirious

140. Future - codeine crazy

141. JLin - erotic heat

142. ASAP ROCKy - LSD

143. Mariah Carey A no no

144. Dua lipa - don’t start now

145. Paramore - hard times

146. Azealia banks - heavy metal and reflective

147. Kesha - tik tok

148. One direction - kiss you

149. Kelis - acapella

150. Azealia banks - 212

151. Future - mask off

152. Demi Lovato - cool does the summer

153. 100 gecs - money machine

154. Chief keef - love Sosa

155. Lana Del Rey - high by the beach

156. Post Malone - better now

157. Lim kim - awoo

158. Nicole Dolangangrr - chapel

159. Let’s eat grandma - falling into me

160. Miley Cyrus - we can’t stop

161. Charli XCX - track 10

162. Cardi b - bodakyellow

163. Leikeli47 - attitude

164. K Michelle - VSOP

165. Sevyn streetwr - it won’t stop

166. The band Perry - if i die young

167. Usher - climax

168. Trippie Red - love scars

169. Lady Gaga - bnorm this way

170. Lana Del Rey - Venice. Bitch

171. Kelly Rowland - motivation

172. Yung lean - Kyoto

173. BANKS - Gemini feed

174. Hudson Mohawke - fuse

175. F(x) - 4 walls

176. Rihanna - kiss it better

177. ASAP Ferg - Shaba

178. Sophia Grace - Best friends

179. Kim Petras - heart to break

180. Sleigh bells - tell em

181. Sandy Alex g - Bobby

182. Florrie- I took a little something

183. The 1975 - love it if we made it

184. Nicki Minaj - your love

185. Mitski - your best American girl

186. Carly Rae Jepsen - run away with me

187. Robyn - honey

188. Jade bird - lottery

189. Rosalia - con Altura

190. Kanye west - black skinhead

191. Solange - cranes in the sky

192. Lil Peep - kiss

193. Fka twigs - two weeks

194. Ty dolla sign - paranoid

195. St Vincent - masseduction

196. Bad bunny - caro

197. Drake - in my feelings

198. Kanye west - father stretch my hands

199. Bhad Bhabie- hi bich

200. Caroline polachek - Door

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alenajade · 4 years

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❛ alexa demie, 19, cisfemale, she/her ❜ was that ALENA MONTANEZ i just saw hurrying across the quad? you’d think they would know what happens when a SOPHOMORE is late to class. then again, the FASHION major has been known to be pretty MANIPULATIVE. maybe being so VIVACIOUS helps keep them out of trouble. i heard that they are BISEXUAL and love DADDY KINK + SIZE DIFFERENCE

ayyye it’s G bringing ya’ll yet another lovable trash heap (i play Ezra too hi) ! figured I’d up my chances of being able to plot with as many people as possible if I had both a male & a female, plus I’ve been dying for a chance to use alexa as a fc so! alena is a brand new muse i’ve never played before & i’m super hype to develop her here for the first time ok so lemme just FINALLY get around to introducing this bitch real quick

OTHER KINKS: CHOKING, ORGASM CONTROL/DENIAL, BODY WORSHIP (REC), FORCE, PUNISHMENT + REWARD, ANAL, SPANKING, MARKING, BITING, HAIR PULLING, DOMINANCE, VOYEURISM, CLOTHES ON, GROUP SEX, SEXUAL PAIN, ORDERS (REC)(GIV), BEING FILMED / PHOTOGRAPHED

alena jade montanez was born that bitch.

was such a daddy’s girl up until age 6 when he left her, her mom, and her (at the time) 4, almost 5 year old little sister to pursue a new life with his mistress- after that, alena’s grandmother moved in with them, and her mom went through such a transformative stage that she had no choice but to pick herself up and make the decision to raise the strongest, most confident daughters she possibly could, because she never wanted a man to be able to break them the way the one she’d thought was her soulmate had broken her

and that’s exactly what she did

alena grew up in a small town in pennsylvania; her mom had wanted to move after the divorce, but decided it best for alena not to uproot her when she was already accustomed to the life she had there. her mom made sure she was involved in absolutely everything she could possibly do so she wasn’t bored out of her mind, often driving her miles and miles to bigger cities for gymnastics meets and practices, cheerleading practice/competitions, dance practice/competitions, etc

thanks to child support from her dirtbag dad, who never tried to maintain a father/daughter relationship with her or her sister after she left, and both her mom and grandma essentially revolving their lives around caring for the girls, alena never really wanted for anything- in fact, materialistically speaking, she was spoiled rotten

every toy, every lavish birthday party, every cute little outfit, and as she got older every expensive new makeup release she just had to have, alena always got, and she rarely ever had to make a fuss or ask twice, meaning she was bred into someone who absolutely despises being told no or being told what to do

her mom eventually remarried (alena would’ve been around 8) a dude who alena just never connected with or considered any kind of father figure, but he was loaded, and out of that deal came her step sister around her same age who she loves VERY much (wc!!)

she was head cheerleader at her high school, she was also voted prom queen, but she never wanted to be one of those bitches who peaked in high school,

so that’s why, even though she partied way 2 much and sucked way 2 much dick to actually be learning anything in hs, she got good grades and always aced her tests because she knew she wanted to be able to go to college and eventually move away- she chose noru bc it’s close to home so she can still visit her mom and her grandma, and ofc bc of its party school reputatuion

she’s a full on bratz doll personified okay she has a passion 4 fashion or whateva, she loves makeup and she’s loved making her own clothes from the time she learned to sew at just 11 years old, which is why she’s at northridge studying fashion- her main goal (is to blow up, and then act like she don’t know noboday) is to eventually get accepted for transfer to the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising in los angeles and get out of PA altogether

she hates PA because... well, she feels fucking haunted here. literally and figuratively

lemme explain: my girl sees ghosts- like either she was born with something wrong with her (CW: f u don’t wanna read abt this spooky stuff or don’t believe in the paranormal u can go w/ that & skip this whole part but) she sees ghosts, str8 up, bc it’s been this way all her life, as long as she can remember

the house she grew up in was crazy haunted and that means she saw a lot of creepy messed up shit happen growing up- but the rly fucked up part comes in how, even after her family moved out of their house and into a new place right before alena turned 16... the creepy haunting shit didn’t stop, it got worse, with family belongings going missing, cupboard doors and windows all being found open in the middle of the night, incessant footsteps, whisperings, and unexplainable banging sounds.

instead of a new environment solving the haunting problem, it was like whatever energy had been in their previous home had somehow attached itself to her. alena started having horrific bouts of sleep paralysis literally every time she slept too deeply or for too long- this has continued into her early adulthood, and because of this she:

!!! literally, doesn’t sleep- like, gets as little sleep as humanly possible, as a person could possibly function on, and she does it with the help of her rampant caffeine addiction and (TW: drug use) stimulant drugs- you will never catch alena smoking pot or wax bc it will make her sleepy and she won’t feel safe

that also means she never spends the night with anyone because then they’ll know how fuckt up she really is, so she prefers to keep things surface-level with most people, putting on an individualized performance for anyone she is attracted enough to to pursue, but never letting it get any deeper than casual sex

loves and is so fiercely protective of all the women in her life!!! is more likely to be leery of or mistrusting with men, but ofc there’ll be exceptions

and YEA that’s p much what i have for her so far, like i said she’s brand new so i wanna do most of her development here in this group but i had to get something up !!

i’m working on a connections page for her but some stuff i’d love off the top off my head are !!! ofc her younger sister (would be not quite 2 years younger than alena, so freshman age/ just turned 18) and her step-sister (would be the same age as her, 19 going on 20), best friends / squad, (she’s a cheerleader but she’s not a captain or anything bc her focus is on fashion now that she’s @ uni), an ex bf/ gf / fling (or 12 ), fwb, enemies w/ benefits, frenemies, exes who hate each other but still fuck, a professor / administrator she fucks on the reg (bonus points if they’re older and/or married), anything ur lil heart desires ok hmu <3

#noru.intro #this is sO long and also so long overdue pls #love me and her anyway #tw drug use #tw ghosts #feel like i can FINALLY do replies and plot for her so pls get @ me

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dxmagedrose · 4 years

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GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER!

Tagged by: my lover @hammurabicomplex I’m tagging: anyone and everyone who wants to pick this one up! share with the class if you feel like it! tag me in it!!

PRESENTING. RANDOM DEEP DIVE WITH INDIGO-MUN AT 2AM ;

FIRST NAME Good fucking question… It’s (sort-of) currently Dylann! I was Kieran before that, though; it’s still used as one of my first names and I’m not used to Dylann quite yet bc I’ve just started using it.

Indigo is one of my middle names though, and I’ve used it as an online handle elsewhere forever so I use it here now! [ Fun etymology facts: Dylan(n) is a mythology name generally meaning “born of the wave” (aspiring diver & a water witch at heart). Kieran means “little dark one” bc of my love for horror, && I chose Indigo bc as a kid to be it was neither boy (blue) or purple (girl) and was both and neither as well as my absolute favorite color as this vibrant ass mystical color. ]

STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF hmmmmm…. I’m a horror lover at heart, so as a child (I wanna say 12), I was walking through an antique store (I have a few cool finds, I considered putting my other one as the fact tbh) and I turned the corner and I saw these two dolls staring back at me at the foot of the stairs of this antique building. my blood froze, and i felt my stomach drop. i got actual, physical goosebumps stumbling across these two creepy dolls staring back at me in the corner, and i couldn’t leave the store without them. perhaps the little painted porcelain boy would be somewhat spooky by himself if it wasn’t for the terrifying lidded gaze of the porcelain girl with the hairline fractures and slightly open lips. i cant look at her. i dont really find dolls scary, I like to find the spookier ones ones, and she makes me paranoid as hell. i keep her face covered and her up in my closet except for when i bring her out to show her off proudly as the spookiest thing I have but……. i dont really collect dolls anymore. even thinking about her brings a fearful tear to my eye. i don’t like to think about her for very long, but that’s why I’m so fucking proud to own her. ( YES — I’m THAT white person in the horror film )

TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON hhhhh a beardy jawline, high cheekbones, crooked canine teeth >:3c

A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF b.l.t.’s with avocado. ahhhh. my mouth is watering just thinking about it, oh my god. just a bit of salt and pepper???

A FOOD YOU HATE barbecue anything, i hate the taste of bbq sauce, you keep your nasty black goo to yourselves at the grill. twice in my life i have presented with barbecue pizza and both times i cried literal tears. why would you do such a horrible thing to a person? what kind of a monster are you? how do you sleep at night?!

GUILTY PLEASURE the sims. constantly. always. i’ve sunk thousands of hours into my households. oh also uhhhhhh i run two 80s horror blogs, one being a shitpost blog with occasional art of mine and one gremlin fanfic ship blog for horrible, terrible self indulgent fanfics i’ll get the courage to finish writing & post so i can be cancelled on tumblr for at some point. NO, i won’t link them. as i pretend they’re even all that hard to find, within a day i was found on both by someone i admire here a lot :’) ilu bby thnk u eternally for supporting ur local horrifying dumbass wtf

WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN the same clothes i’ve been wearing all day usually, my sweats & long sleeve raglans or my hoodies. i like being cozy day & and out. and ugh. efoort. just throw me in a blanket in a cool room and im out.

SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS serious relationships with some openness or poly. i wish i could fling! just not exactly easy for demisexual autistics lmao.

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE I think I would be adopted by my grandma as a kid. It would save me some trauma but mostly I think it would get my autism diagnosed way earlier and save me angsting all these years of wondering why & thinking it’s my fault I’m struggling so much and so loud and affectionate and different in a world that i didnt fit in the same way.

ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON when i get drunk i text people how much they mean to me in my life. does that answer your question? ahhh. i’m sometimes a cuddle monster with friends, i message people with long texts about how much they mean to me, but I sometimes really don’t like to be touched at all.

A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN FLYPAPER. F L Y P A P E R. FLYPAPER. FLY, and, I can’t stress this enough, fucking PAPER. ( Though also Whole Nine Yards and both Re-Animator & Bride ). I have watched Flypaper already like, 5 times this week and I’m still not done, and the other movies have been on repeat for days in this household within the last year. In the past it has also been Donnie Darko & the new Nightmare on Elm Street. roast me.

FAVORITE BOOK White Fang by Jack London. Have I actually ever finished it? No. Do I still own a copy I’ve had since childhood thru multiple dogs eating it, taking it to and from school, and highlighting and circling all the best parts of chapter one ever since I was a kid and it was too hard of a book for me to read? You bet your ass. If I ever need inspiration I just reread chapter 1. Although one of my other favorites was Broken Monsters by Lauren Beukes. But White Fang is like, a weirdly personal text. We stan London’s writing in this household.

YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE FENNEC FOX!! I used to daydream about having my own named Shiloh when I was a lil kid. they’re adorable little things and i am obsessed. i mean, gimme any fox and im happy, marble foxes, red foxes… but I was obsessed with fennec foxes. Also tbh ferrets. I want a ferret.

TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL] Rosa & @ninetyscnds‘s Luke, Rosa & @iimpulsivity is already screaming my name, Rosa & Constantine, Jesse & Andrea from Breaking Bad, and the joker and harley of 80s sci-fi Dan & Herbert from Re-Ani. I am but a simple opossum.

PIE OR CAKE Pie! I’ll take both pumpkin & melty apple over cake. also, cheesecake is more pie than cake soooo, pie wins.

FAVORITE SCENT my dogs / my blanket. :’) It’s the most grounding smell in the world.

CELEBRITY CRUSH oliver jackson-cohen, i’m fucking GAY and im angry about it. there i was, minding my own business, and i saw that asshole in a certain SHIRTLESS GIF and it AWOKE SOMETHING IN ME. dont talk to me about it, holy shit im obsessed with beardy men now god fuckkdafjaask i hate him why did he make me this gay i was perfectly fine being into girls but NOOOOOO him and his dumb hairy chest and sweet rugged face and I—— I also am obsessed with the archaeologist & television personality Josh Gates and may or may not be considering making a fan blog for him bc idk if my anthropology docuseries host is Dad or Daddy but i love him lots

IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO I would go on a dive with anthropologists and archaeologists doing fieldwork research in the ancient cenotes of the Yucatán Peninsula. My actual dream job, catch me crying & fantasizing about being underwater documenting Mayan skulls given as offerings. Fuckkkk, I love anthropology so much!! take me anywhere in the world to immerse myself into culture & archaeology.

INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT Introvert. I have a real life friend I see roughly once a month, and that’s it. Plenty of online relationships, I’m chatty, message me all day every day. but i dont do people well.

DO YOU SCARE EASILY I used to! Really bad. I don’t as much anymore. I do get paranoia a lot still. Having therapists telling you that the FBI could be outside your house watching you through your windows will kind of nervous. ( no google results for: yes hello fbi i am a writer please dont put me on watchlists i just have research i need to do for this idea im working on, would you like to try again? ) I have nightmares nightly but not they never make me afraid, they just make me feel like crap. jumpscares and loud noises and seeing people reaching into their pockets dont set off as many brain alarms anymore tho!! progress haha.

IPHONE OR ANDROID I like my android better bc of capabilities but meh

DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES My mom, her husband & I play COD for family game night, and Silent Hill is my life’s blood. I’ve sunken hours into Sims & Skyrim, and Norman Jayden from Heavy Rain is my #1 fictional character in existence, why do i love the druggie babies

DREAM JOB Oh… You’re asking me to pick? I’d love to be an anthropologist doing work out in the field. Underwater archaeology is peak, but I’m also heavily considering being a body recovery diver or police diver. I’d love to see myself in uniform someday, if possible. Just the thought makes me teary eyed & proud.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS fund my person creative & educational endeavors. get myself a spooky ass abandoned house to make my own home to create in, and travel to the world’s best dive sites. just live a mild life of education, creation & exploration. that’s the dream TM.

FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE dr. hill is a gross and whiny lil bitch this post brought to u by the miskatonic crew, how is everyone here an even worse bad guy than herbert west precious dan excluded talk shit get hit tho john winchester from spn and both walter white & todd from breaking bad are all in my crew of hated characters. i jusT… the reani novel is difficult to read because i have to deal with this old sack of shit.

FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER Supernatural :-)

… AND THIS CONCLUDES A DEEP DIVE WITH INDIGO!! //

#||: && the mundane ( ooc );#( get to know a bitch!! )#( this was... a lot of me rambling about weirdly personal shit at 2 am )

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fcrvents-blog · 6 years

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♕ * ╰ ( park jimin. cis male. he/him. ) ( LEO SONG ) ? oh, that’s the ( twenty three ) year old ( barista / ghost writer ) who’s been living in ( apartment 107 ) for ( 1 month ), with their ( one ) roommate. word around king street is that they’re ( solicitous, creative & dexterous ), as well as ( apprehensive, recreant & obstinate ); makes sense, since they remind me of clenched fists, a smile that hides the true story, dark painted nails, calloused finger tips from a well-loved piano, and scribbled tattoos, all with a tale to tell

soooooo i'm back again with another muse ... *crickets* ffjfjfjfj anyway ! this is LEO, a lover of all things artsy who's real good with his hands ( wink wink ) he's a caring dude who wants the best for those he cares about but .. gets it wrong 99% of the time. he wears a brave face & acts tough but deep down ? he's a sad boi ... like eeyore :( i'm loving the orange hair so that is his aesthetic .. perfect for the #spooky season

B A C K G R O U N D

he's from california & was born into a pretty big family; he has a brother & 3 sisters ( they also had his grandma living with them ). he was always pretty close to his siblings, but he always felt overshadowed by his older brother. he wasn't doing as well in school, he didn't have the same charm or social skills. he grew jealous of all the attention and eventually convinced his brother to take him under his wing.

he was introduced to a WHOLE new circle of friends, older and ' cooler ' than the people he had once hung around with. he found that he easily fit in with the circle, people had respect for him as he was like the little brother of the group.

as they grew older, things began to change. they no longer raced on bikes and played football; they began taking substances leo had never heard of before and causing trouble around town. leo stuck with them though, because by that point it was all he KNEW.

he got involved with some bad stuff, started taking drugs and acting out like the rest of the group did. things continued like this until one day there was a huge fight with another group of guys, leading to knives being drawn. they retreated before anything serious could happen, but it scared leo straight. despite his brother's attempts to get him to stay, leo stopped hanging around the group and moved out of the family home when he was eighteen.

the only art that leo had been creating over those years were doodles in his spare time or graffiti tags he'd spray painted. he began to delve deeper into his passion, producing more art and eventually discovering his love for writing. he got a job as a ghost writer; he loved writing but his own work was for his eyes only.

he moved to australia around a MONTH ago to chase after his ex, cain ( not in a creepy way dkedmekdm ) <3 they were dating for nearly a year but leo broke it off because he relapsed into drugs again and it was a bad bad time for him and he didn't want to drag his boyfriend down with him. he knew he had to give himself space and time to deal with the relapse and work on his mental health, he just didn't know how to break things off with the guy he loved so he did the cowardly thing and disappeared. he's now ready to try and rekindle things, or at least explain what happened so cain doesn't blame himself.

H E A D C A N N O N S

he's an amazing listener & cares very deeply about people & their mental health *** he's grown to be quite apprehensive & withdrawn over the years, he'll open up to those close to him but doesn't readily reveal everything about himself *** he's REALLY stubborn so finds it hard to admit when he's in the wrong *** he started playing the piano from an early age so is very skilled at it *** he very recently started working at a small cafe and loves to people-watch as he works *** he has a LOT of little scribbling tattoos dotted around his body that all have sentiment to him *** he loves to dye his hair and paint his nails funky colors *** he's always a lil sad but hides it with a big smile *** i imagine his room to be inspired by these pics ( 1 2 3 )

W A N T E D C O N N E C T I O N S

i'm not entirely sure about connections yet just because he's new to town yknow ? but i'd love a blossoming friendship , somebody who he's appointed the pleasure of showing him around town , somebody he regularly serves at work/has small talk with , a confidant , & a good/bad influence ( developing )

#kingstintro #OKAY #finally done #im gonna disappear again for a lil while to work on my coursework #hmu/lms for plots!

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jungwu · 6 years

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Bats, wizard

bats: are you superstitious?

i’m not really? but my family is (and basically my country has a lot of integrated superstitions like in language expressions and all) so i still do / say a lot of weird shit like for example tocar madera? which translates to touch wood and im not entirely sure of the origins but everytime someone’s talking about smth bad or if someone’s sick my grandma usually says “let’s touch wood!” and u have tO FIND A WOOD OBJECT AND TAP IT kkdjkfkfdk

Also the typical ones such as don’t open your umbrella indoors or it will bring bad luck AND ANOTHER ONE that’s highly integrated (no one treats it as a superstition but as an habit, as politeness and education at this point) is saying “jesus” when someone sneezes cause (im not sure if this is legit) in the past it was thought that the devils possessing bodies left them through sneezes jkdjdjd

also this isn’t really a superstition but an antique expression but when we’re wishing good luck we say “mucha mierda” that translates to “loads of shit” cause back in the day when there were popular markets all the men w their horses would attend and the horses would shit everywhere so the more shit=the more popular the market wasdjc j (please clean ur horses defecations)

IDK I RLLY LOVE THIS TOPIC THANK FOR ASKING I COULD GO ON FOR 3 YEARS

wizard: do you believe in aliens?

a whole LOT ! kkdghnd my dad n me would go entire nights looking at the stars when i was like 6 n we would talk abt that n he showed me a lot of documentaries abt stars and planets n rockets and intelligent life so i liked the universe a lot and i’ve always thought there’s no way we’re alone

ask me 👻🔮✨ spooky questions! ✨🔮👻 !

#sorry for giving a ted talk i guess ????????????????????????#thx anonie ilu #anonymous #Anonymous

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regrettablewritings · 7 years

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Tagged by the pink empress @ohbelieveyoume

A - Age: 22, but apparently I look younger. ...Way too many people think I’m anywhere between 15 and 17 =_=

B - Birthplace: New Orleans, Louisiana

C - Current time: 8:22PM, CT

D - Drinking: A coke, warmed from walking around the Quarters

E - Easiest person to talk to: My mom, usually

F - Favorite song: You can’t just ask me to pick one!! There are no favorites -- just ones I play most often until I find something new.

G - Grossest memory: Vomiting the cheese mashed potatoes from the previous night during a video conference with Floridian children in second grade.

H - Horror yes or horror no: I don’t really like horror and yet, I’m becoming a masochist who listens to audio versions of spooky subreddits and who muscles through horror VR games despite screaming like a white chick in a horror film.

I - In love?: I don’t know . . .

J - Jealous of people?:All the damn time

K - Killed someone?: In my mind, yes. Many times. In many ways. Ways that nobody would think of because it escapes what you’re looking for when I do it.

L - Love at first sight or should I walk by again: Walk back and come up with something original and genuine and try to convince me you’re worth any effort. If you’re gonna try and come at me, come correct and authentic.

M - Middle name: Alexandra (and I hate it)

N - Number of siblings: 3

O - One wish: More wishes so that I can solve multiple situations.

P - Person you called last: My dad

Q - Question you’re always asked: “What’s this?”, either from my mom or brother walking in on me watching a weird show or movie, or from people walking in on me working on a new art piece.

R - Reason to smile: My mom makes me laugh, knowingtha t if my grandma were still alive that she’d still love me even though I’m bi, puppies, Vine compilations, good fanfiction, my friends’ crazy stories, Trump screwing himself over, Raul Esparza, good food, pretty women, funny men, women in leather jackets, kitties --

S - Song you sang last: "Put Your Money on Me” by The Struts. It’s so sexy and it’s fun to imagine a music video for it.

U - Underwear color: Neon pink. ...Sexeeeeehhhh . . .

V - Vacation: If you’re asking what I’d want to do, I want to travel the New England area. Last time I went, I felt cozy and inexplicably happy with everything and like I was a part of a storybook.

X - X-rays: I broke my index and middle finger on my right hand as a kid, chasing dust. ... Yup.

Y - Your favorite food: Once again, how can you expect me to pick a favorite!? I love so much now!! Like fried calamari, french fries, BBQ beef, beef stew, buttery potatoes . . .

Z- Zodiac sign: Aquarius and pig

I. . .suck at tagging. Uhhh... @xemopeachx @yourtropegirl and anyone else who wants in!

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GIMMIE ALL THE ANSWERS MY DUDE

Oh fuck off LMAO

1. Who is your defense main?Mei?? Junkrat??? I definitely have more hours on Junkrat lmao, but if we’re playing comp y’know I’m all about that gold gun Mei

2. Who is your support main?Imma go with Lucio, even though I play every healers at least decently, he’s my top played boy at what... 110 hours? from a flex players that’s a lot yknow

3. Who is your offense main?No thanks, I don’t have that much fun with DPS man, Pharah or Soldier are my best ones bc ez tbh LMAO

4. Who is your tank main?Trick question, all of them. I have the gold hammer but who doesn’t. Playing a shit ton of Winston too, have an impressive amount of hours on DVA and I am (was?? lmao) a solid hog. I play Zarya out of necessity in comp sometimes. Only one I don’t play is Orisa

5. Who is you MAIN main?Uh. IDK. Depends on if it’s QP or Comp. Like... Junkrat is in my top 3 most played and yet I never touched him in comp, etc. I just call myself a tank main ngl.... who has the most hours on Lucio I guess LMAO

6. Which character have you played the least?Orisa, then I think it’s Bastion, both under an hour

7. Which character do you want to learn how to play?Idk I’m pretty satisfied with my character pool, I GUESS a real decent dps but that’s lame

8. Which character do you dislike the most?Tracer whenever she talks tbh... Or Zarya but that’s just because I really don’t give a shit about Zarya

9. Which character’s background story do you like the most?Everyone knows it’s Hog lmfao, it’s so good dude like very little is said about it but at the same time there’s just so much and then so much more when you decide to really stop and think about it. Honorable mention @ winston too

10. Which character’s background story do you like the least?Hmmm there are quite a lot I just straight up find not interesting, Zarya, once again. Or like Pharah I’m so just... lukewarm about it lmfao. I know literally 96% of the fandom disagrees but idc

11. Which map is your favorite?King’s Row, Numbani, Eichenwalde... Hybrids maps my dude. Lijiang except control point. Also in QP, Anubis defense is the stupidest shit

12. Which map is your least favorite?Oasis & Route 66

13. What Arcade game type is your favorite?Mystery heroes lmaaaao

14. What Arcade game type is your least favorite?Total Mayhem is.... not fun

15. Do you prefer quick play, competitive, arcade mode, or custom games?QP is my go to, but I love comp, especially since I stopped caring

16. Which map type is your favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?Hybrids, ez. Then KOTH,

17. Which map type is your least favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?2CP tends to be pretty stale sometimes

18. Which event map was your favorite?Uprising is such an easy win. Fun PvE without getting repetitive like Halloween

19. Which event map reskin was your favorite?Christmas King’s Row, it was so pretty man. I also really really liked spooky Hollywoods. Holiday themed maps are just fun

20. Which event was your favorite?I think Halloween was the one I had the most fun honestly, not so much the event but the winposes matching and it was the first time a map got reskinned and I remember just going through the map with my friends while we were all freaking out about it

21. Which event legendary skin was your favorite?Cruiser D.Va, Bajie Hog, Ironclad Torb, Witch Mercy.

22. Which event was your least favorite?Summer Games was pretty.... ok? Idk the lucioball was fun but beside that it was aight at best. Or maybe the anniversary event but then again nah... cuz the emotes and skins were on point.

23. Which event legendary skin was your least favorite?I GUESS Null Sector Orisa because it takes away her face and expressions like... pls.... give the ^ ^ back

24. Which event non-legendary skin was your favorite?Mako Hog, Junker DVa, Sunyatta Zen, Deadlock Torb, Daredevil 76 :^)

25. Which event non-legendary skin was your least favorite?Goth Zarya probably LMAO even though I sometimes use them just because theyre so laughably bad. Young shimada bros ain’t great either IMO, but I use young Hanzo because I only play Hanzo as a joke and I like getting the potg with the highlight intro where his hair is just blocking his entire face

26. Which event item do you most regret not getting?Junkrat’s intro 8( and all the voicelines i forgot to buy.

27. Did you beat the Uprising event on Normal, Hard, Expert, and Legendary?Hard definitely, maybe expert? IDK I didnt especially try to get the achievements so idk

28. Do you have Sombra’s “Power Outage” achievement?Doubt it I don’t really play her

29. Do you have Widowmaker’s “Smooth as Silk” achievement?Yeah I remember I jumped off a roof while being chased by a reaper and just headshot him on the way down

30. Do you have Lucio’s “The Floor is Lava” achievement?Yeah, got it in comp on LiJiang it was great

31. Do you have Zenyatta’s “Rapid Discord” achievement?Yeah, Overtime Gibraltar is pretty fun

32. What was the first achievement you got? how the fuck do u expect me to remember this. The only achievement I clearly remember getting in the beta was junkrat one with the mine into trap thing but I know thats not the first

33. Did you get the “Not A Scratch,” achievement on Junkenstein’s Revenge?I dont think so

34. What has been the hardest achievement to get for you?Reaper solo kills lmfao

35. What’s your current SR score in Competitive Mode?Uuuh something around 2600? Idk I’ve been pretty bad LMAO especially since I get disconnects a lot :/ and also dont grind comp

36. What the highest you’ve been in Competitive?Diamond something like 3150 or so

37. What’s the most amount of placement matches you’ve won?7? Maybe?

38. How many gold guns do you have?Two, Rein and Mei

39. Which was the first gold gun you got?Big Hammer, bc it’s so obvious and I like smacking people with it

40. Whose gold gun do you currently want?I kind of always wanted the gold hook(tm) but now I’m not too sure with the nerfs :/ Maybe Winston LMAO

41. What role do you usually play in Competitive?Tank, or heals especially if its a KOTH map because of all these boops potentials

42. If you don’t play Competitive, why not?I do tho

43. What kind of theme event would you like to see in the future?Horrible beach party where no one has an actual revealing swimsuit save for roadhog

44. What type of character would you like to see in the future?More healers tbh, I’ve seen a lot of people ask for an evil healer and yea that sounds great

45. Who needs more (or better) skins in the future?See the logical answer would be widow or zarya yknow but no i mostly just want more junkrat even skins

46. What country would you like a new character to come from?Give us a french canadian hero

47. Favorite voice line?Junkrat’s multikills voicelines are what fuels me, Come out and play is a fave, and the ouverture singing. And Road and Rein just laughing at multikills too man

48. Favorite player icon?Have fish masterrace

49. Favorite emote?Lucio’s dance, Roadhog’s sit, Junkrat’s sit, Roadhog’s headbanging, Winston’s PB, Ana’s Candy

50. Favorite spray?PUNCH KID MASTERRACE

51.Favorite victory pose?I like when everyone is just squatting

52. Favorite highlight intro?I like all the ones where they shove their guns in your face so you can see how gold it is

53. Characters you ship the most?No I, don’t care............ I only ship Winston and happiness y’know it. I’m ok with some ships but I truly do not actively ship anything nor care about it

54. Characters you ship the least?Junkrat x anything makes me uncomfortable as all hell, I’ve never been so attached to another character not being interested in romance before, it just rubs me the wrong way. a lot

55. Characters you wish had more in-game interactions?Roadhog and anyone, don’t get me wrong, I love how he just doesn’t talk to anyone except junkrat (and mccree once to threaten him) and just talks to himself, but pls lmao. Also more torb and rein pls, their interactions are so fucking good lmao

56. Character you wish had a comic about?Lucio

57. Favorite comic released?Going Legit or the Bastion one

58. Favorite short released?Last Bastion

59. Favorite new character released?Grandma’s pretty tight

60. Overwatch, Blackwatch, or Talon?Uh Talon, I guess? Probs overwatch tho because at least we know what’s their goal beside ‘lmao we’re bad guys’

61. Pro-Omnic or anti-Omnic?I’m pro omnic yall know it

62. Favorite character that isn’t a playable one? (Ex: Emily, Brigitte, Gerard, Efi, etc.)Athena

63. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) that you liked the most?No more Junkrat self damage is fucking hilarious, and the whole Lucio changes are fucking incredibly fun

64. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) you liked the least?Roadhog 8( FeelsBadMan

65. Best ultimate?Rein is easily my fave one. It can be absolutely useless or you can get a team wipe with it if you use it well. It’s so satisfying

66. Worst ultimate?I would’ve said McCree but now it’s actually pretty good. Gotta say Hanzo’s pretty fucking horrid lmao

67. Most kills in game?shit lemme go see... In QP it’s 41 with Hog, in comp it’s 58 with D.Va ( I once got 50 with Lucio?? lmao )

68. Most heals in game?In QP, 16.8K with Lucio and in comp 37K with... also Lucio

69. What character do you think needs a nerf? D.Va’s DM probably...... lmao or a slight rework at least

70. What character do you think needs a buff?I’d really like if the hook cooldown for hog went back to 6 seconds, or listen... I’d love for torb to be actually decent, could you imagine...

71. Have you ever rage quit in the middle of a game?Nope lmao

72. What’s the fastest you’ve won a game?Like a minute and a half on Volkskaya or something

73. What’s the fastest you’ve lost a game?Probably the same thing

74. Your best Overwatch-related story?I met some of my best friends through it, yes yes im looking at you, rayan :^)

75. Weirdest thing that happened to you on Overwatch?One night I got matched against all of my irl friends it was great and completely random

76. Platform you play on?PC, I own it on ps4 as a joke but it’s awful, I’m awful. lmao

77. Do you stream?If people asks

78. Do you normally play solo or with friends?Friends usually, I don’t mind playing alone tho

79. Have you made any friends because of Overwatch?So many

80. Have you cosplayed a character from Overwatch?Nope, I’d make a nice mei tho i have the same glasses and i also happen to be evil

81. Have you ever wrote fan fiction about Overwatch?I never wrote fanfiction lmao but my blog... lmao

82. What’s the lowest you’ve been in Competitive?2400? 2300? we don’t talk about the end of season 4

83. In “All Brawls,” if you get “Charge!” do you play Reinhardt or do you pick the Lucio role?I don’t think I’ve ever played that, but I’d play lucio just for the boops

84. In “All Brawls,” if you get “One Shot, One ,” do you play Ana, Hanzo, or Widowmaker?Havent played either, id be fine with anyone tho

85. In “All Brawls,” if you get “This is Ilios,” do you pick Lucio or Roadhog?i dont play brawls idk.......... lucio bc i can just jump on roadhogs heads and be safe

86. Team Genji or Team Hanzo?Team idc about shimada bros im so sorry

87. Be honest! Do you usually get on the payload?Im top 1% objective time lucio baby

88. Does your team?yeah cuz i dont play with morons lmao, even randoms im usually pretty lucky

89. What’s the longest session of Overwatch you’ve played?I dont think I want to know

90. No Limits, Mystery Heroes, or Total Mayhem?Mystery Heroes, ez

91.Most cosmetics you have for one character?I have most of cosmetics for everyone

92. Least cosmetics you have for one character?Orisa, she’s new

93. Have you ever made your own custom game?Nope

94. Best D.Va skin?Bruiser

95. Best Mercy skin?Witch? I think

96. Best Tracer skin?How about.... none........ jk the latest one was decent

97. Zarya’s Industrial and Cybergoth skins: yes, no, or HELL NO?all day everyday

98. Do you want more animal character, robot characters, or human characters?JET PACK CAT. id be down for... one more animal character, otherwise thatd be too much. another robot eventually, though we just got one. im fine with humans

99. Is there are character you’d get rid of completely?widow tbh, i dont care for her much lorewise, she’s french and also either 1. they’re mostly useless in a match or 2. good and simply unfun to play against

100. What do you think Sombra’s real name is?idk lmao ive never really bothered to think about that

#pinkhairedbadass #jk i love that shit #;ᴿᵃᵛᶤᵒˡᶤ ʳᵃᵛᶤᵒˡᶤ ᵍᶤᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᴷᵃᶰᵒˡᶤ ( OOC. )#level 860 still dont know whats my main #good shit

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slizter · 7 years

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Clouds, Breeze, Smoke, Mist, Sky, Stars, Flight, Float, Breath, Bird, Feather, Balloon, & Space.

u came thru thank u sorry this is late lol

under da cut

Clouds- When was the last time you were on a plane?: last december to go see my grandma in oregon, and imma go see her again in July \;-;/

Breeze- What’s your favorite dessert food?: fuck um probably brownies or frozen yogurt

Smoke- Who’s your favorite artist?: the person who made sonic in mspaint or tchaikovsky it’s kinda a tie tbh

Mist- Do you like fairytales? uh sure the ones that get spooky or end in child death are my faves

Sky- Do you like to wear dresses?: hell yeah i hate pants tbh

Stars- What’s one wish you have?: to get dumb rich

Flight- What are you most excited for right now?- going swimming with my friends lol i got a bathing suit today for the first time in years

Float- What’s the first thing you think of when you wake up?: ‘im gonna go back to sleep’

Breath- What type of music do you listen to: i love jpop&kpop and also horrorcore, punk, metal, hiphop(like odd future type of shit), classical if im working, idk goth shit too tbh who knows

Bird- If you could fly, where would you fly to?: as high as i could to see if anything is lurking in the clouds

Feather- How long do you usually sleep for?: average like 8 hrs

Balloon- What’s your favorite carnival ride?: idk rollercoasters?? i havent been on one in ages

Space- Have you ever seen an eclipse?: not in person no ‘-’

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shrubforhire · 5 years

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Asks 1-100

I did this to myself

100 Questions

1: Do you sleep with your closet door opened or closed? usually open

2: Can you whistle? no and im fucking PISSED

3: What is your favorite quote? my old science teacher once said “grandma’s a slut!”

4: Are you afraid of the dark? only if ive seen something spooky

5: Who taught you how to tie your shoes? bunny ears bitch

6: What is your favorite color? rn like a nice lavendar

7: What is your birthday? april 21st 2000!

8: Can you swim? poorly

9: What’re you wearing right now? a striped sweater (the best time to wear it is all the time)

10: Who’s your character crush, and what book/movie are they from? Marceline the vampire queen yea say what you want

11: What was the last thing you thought about? Being in gay denial for so many years and not realizing why i liked marceline the vampire queen so much

12: What was the last thing you said out loud? goodnight!

13: Are you superstitious? yea a little,, i chill w the ghosties on our haunted campus. and i think theres a ghost in my room tbh

14: How many bones have you broken?

0 babeyy

15: What’s your favorite candy? Ferraro Roche

16: Sour, Sweet, Spicy, or Savory? sweet :)

17: What’s your favorite junk food? im a slut for cotton candy

18: What’s your favorite letter of the alphabet? q

19: What’s your favorite number? 7, ima basic thot

20: Dogs or Cats? Dots, Cags

21: Do you play any sports? If yes, what are they? I played baseball for a year!! and soccer for 2!

22: If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Aria

23: Do you believe in ghosts? yea

24: Who’s your favorite Disney Princess? Moana

25: What inspires/motivates you the most? hearing other peoples stories and knowing they’ve felt the exact same way i do

26: Do you believe in aliens?

honestly,,,,,, not rly. like i believe in life on other planets,, but they will just be like beings ya know,,, not rly like hollywood aliens

27: Do you have any irrational fears? If yes, what are they? i always think cars are gonna flip over when they turn rly fast

28: Do you have any pets? If yes, what are their names?

a lil sausage named bernie!

29: What’s your favorite song right now? prolly fake happy by paramore

30: Can you rap? poorly. but okay for a white person ig??

31: What would you do if you had 24 hours to live? be a giant ho

32: Do you have any allergies? If you do, what are they? nope!!

33: Do bugs freak you out?

if they’re right up in my face im kinda like dbasfkjbdfke but normally not too much.

34: Who’s your favorite Disney Prince? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

35: What’s your favorite Grimm brothers fairy-tale? rapunzel

36: Can you sing? god i hope so

37: Who’s your favorite singer? barrett wilbert weed

38: What is your favorite restaurant? hobnob!

39: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go, and why? Hawaii so i could remember it better

40: Who’s your favorite band/duo? Paramore!!!!!

41: Do you write fan-fiction? ive written fan fiction exclusively about my friends and about hand sanitizer

42: What continent are you from? murica

43: Do you still live in the city you grew up in? i lived in reston virginia til i was 5, then i grew up in portland, but i go to school in illinois!

44: What’s your favorite animal? giraffe!!!!!!

45: What was the last lie you told? it was more a half truth when i told my girlfriend what i think about at work

46: Do you have any long-term goals? What are they?

47: Would you save your worst enemy’s life? yea cuz i dont rly have a worst enemy, and if i did its been so long that they’re probably cooler now

48: What’s your usual flavor of ice cream? cookie dough

49: How often do you try new things? preeeeetty often, i love tryin shit

50: Do you have a catchphrase? What is it? we cant all be winners

51: What is your favorite word? pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

52: What’s your favorite fruit? mango

53: Are you in any fandoms? If yes, what are they? oh this is a lil cursed,,,, imma just say fuckin gravity falls

54: What’s your favorite board game? i play the most sorry these days so i guess that

55: Have you ever made a sandcastle? only really shitty ones

56: Have you ever made a snow man? yes!

57: What’s your biggest pet peeve? when people say something is fermenting when oxygen is present

58: Have you ever role-played? yea,,,,

59: Who’s your favorite super-hero? i rly dont follow stuff,,, imma say spiderman cause ive liked his movies the most lately

60: Who’s your favorite Disney villain? Yzma

70: Do you have any pets? What animal are they? What are their names? see question 28

71: Do you play any instruments? What are they? ukulele, piano, some guitar, shitty drums, and u kno wat imma say tambourine

72: Can you snap? hell yea

73: Who’s your favorite Greek god? it changes like every day,,,, i rly like athena tho

74: How many blogs do you have? 2

75: Was your url your first choice? If not, what was? oh gosh,,, i think my first url was cipherstuck lmao

76: What’s your favorite swear word? frick

77: How many posts have you made? too many

78: How many followers do you have? some amount

79: What’s the last thing you ate? chicken parm

80: What percentage is your phone battery right now? 54%

81: What time zone are you in? pacific babeyyyyy

82: What’s your OTP? Elanor and Tahani

83: What’s your favorite kind of weather? warm but still windy enough but theres sun

84: What’s your favorite season? early and late summer when its warm but theres shit goin on

85: Who’s your celebrity crush? hayley williams

86: Do you keep a diary? i did for a hot minute,, i do little checkup apps, but i havent journaled in a while

87: What’s your shoe size? 6 1/2

88: What’s your Hogwarts house? heck if i know, crucify me

89: What’s your favorite punctuation mark? ; because i never know when to fucking use it but it sure looks funny

90: Are you reading any books right now? What are the titles? nope!! im a little whore

91: What mythical animal do you wish existed? pokemon

92: Who’s your favorite Greek goddess? another for free???? artemis

93: Where do you wish you live? new york but for free

94: What color(s) is your favorite shirt? gray and pink

95: How many languages do you speak? What are they? english and lesbian

96: What’s your favorite gum flavor? gum

97: Do you have braces? nope

98: What’s your MBTI?

it was enfj now i think its enfp i forget

99: Are you an introvert or an extrovert? extroverrrrtttt

100: What’s your zodiac sign? taurus

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