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godrocks1 · 7 months
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RIP a stranger representing a business had to ask me a question and I somehow sent two typos in only a three word response
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BUDDY you're a BOY you're a BIG BIG BOY you're a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee
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godrocks1 · 7 months
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Have as much confidence in your art as Eggman does.
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when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack
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godrocks1 · 7 months
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*minecraft parody voice*
you’re out of torch
i’m out of slime
but i’m out of my bed when you’re not online
woah oh oh
oh oh oh
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godrocks1 · 7 months
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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
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okay yay it's done!! take my quiz to have just a god-awful time and i'll make you a comfort food!
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love our big fat hot fertile MILF fishes
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godrocks1 · 7 months
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"Natalie," nobody has said, "you're an anarchist but you write all these fantasy stories where monarchs and monarchists are good guys. What's up with that?" Well, I'm glad you asked. It's a bit of (I hope) lighthearted satire. The way you see Corynns is the way I see liberals.
Obviously being eternally beholden to the capricious whims of a horny spider goddess isn't the "best" system of government but it is the only one that works
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