tntduo but quackity is pissed, because fucking wilbur left without a goddamn goodbye, so he prank calls the gas station daily just to ruin his day. doesn't matter when he does it or what he says, as long as it happens before midnight every 24 hours. when he can't do it for whatever reason he employs someone else to make the call, which is a nice variety for wilbur's mental health
it doesn't take long for wilbur to figure out who's doing this, but quackity refuses to crack, even when called out, and eventually it becomes so routine that it's the highlight of wilbur's day. he picks up the phone extra cheery every time, and they both tell themselves it's just to grate on quackity's nerves and not because wilbur's actually happy to talk with him. they talk for two hours one particularly slow night and wilbur has to spend the rest of his shift coping
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╭﹕🍃。♡・loser
୨୧⸝⸝﹕synopsis — rin is such a nasty and you have not the slightest clue.﹐
୨୧⸝⸝﹕warnings — f!reader, pervy + loserboy!rin, semipublic(?) masturbation[bathroom], all characters are 18+, not proofread n a bit messy, mdni!﹐
୨୧⸝⸝﹕notes — i feel that this v much strayed from the original concept of loserboy!rin but you know what im not mad at it.﹐
before he met you rin was always great at masking how much of a little creep that he was. always able to maintain his cool around a girl that peaked his interest, never struggling to to keep his hands to himself or make sure that his eyes never lingered to long where they weren’t supposed to but with you it was different- so so different.
with you there was always an unspoken power that you held against him, always able to make him come undone with the tiniest of things such as sitting with him in the couch, thigh pressed against his and tits being all too visible in that tiny tank top that your nipples had no problem poking through.
despite never actually touching a woman —little the less touching you— his head filled with thoughts of how could he could make you feel- thoughts him taking the hardened bud into his mouth, sucking it intently while his digits stuff your crying cunt full as you cry at the sensation, pulling on his dark colored locks, begging for more of him as your pussy formed a white ring around his fingers.
god the thought alone has his cock straining against his pants, the pretty head of it already leaking in his shorts. he excuses himself from your presence so that he can go to the bathroom to jerk one out with you just in the next room.
with his lip stuck between his teeth, drool running from the corner of his mouth as he imagines that the fist wrapped tightly around his sensitive cock was your warm, glossy mouth licking on the most sensitive glands of his cock while your hand worked the base, a needy groan coming from his chest.
oh but he can only dream of having his hands on you —or rather you having your hands on him— as his hot, sticky release spills from his tip and into the counter that he was gripping so tightly. with tears from the amount of need rolling down his cheeks and clinging to his pretty lashes he cleans his mess, steadying his breathing and thinking.
he knows at some point his hand just won’t be enough for him, he knows at some point he’ll need more than, maybe he’ll steal a pair of panties fresh with your scent to suffice untik hemd able to work up the nerve to ask you to be his girlfriend but until that day comes he’ll just have to settle for what he can get while playing the role of your best friend.
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Listen….LISTEN….. what are housing prices like in the Caribbean in the 18th century???? Because like I know they Robin Hooded/partied away Ed’s guilt money but uhhhhhhhhhh he’s “got more riches than you can shake a fuckin stick at…” so where is that at????
Like I get he has a fleet or at least the QAR is floatin out there somewhere full of leather daddies BUT where his riches???? Did he abandon his money AND his ship??
How much did that shack fuckin cost???? Did he buy the whole fuckin island????
Jeff’s Inn by the Sea?? More like Jeff’s Island but we ran out of money to actually fix up the shack so please buy a “Treasure Map” that’s really just a hiking trail but does point out the impressive foliage…it’s got tatty edges…..please buy one there’s holes in the roof and it rains pretty regularly and even though Ed can apparently change into leathers under water it’s actually really hard to pull up my pants when they’re damp……………….
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•put that pretty thing on a billboard!•
it's stormy and sad and i miss socal. here's your pin up women's swimwear beach cal to snack on. he'd look good in a coke ad.
real talk been goin through some shit. only now drawing again :) it'll all be okay. i'll go to the beach soon
here's a few final versions i didnt end up jiving with
love the pink one the absolute most tbh. the three of these look like neapolitan ice cream awe cute
working on pr&bb again. have two ref sheets now i'll finish florida's then finally be back to normal art :) until then
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