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#i want them to be disgustingly in love
loser-jpg · 3 months
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FUCK EVERYONE WHO SAID ANGEL WAS GONNA BE THE ONE TO DIE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT SILLY SPIDER BOYS GONNA LIVE FOREVER AND HES GONNA HAVE THE MOST SICKENINGLY SWEET SLOW BURN LOVE STORY WITH THAT STUPID GAMBLING CAT
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xjustakay · 8 months
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(9/9) prompt: carry — 786 words (wedding night sweetness) @jegulus-microfic
After the long and momentous day that it’s been, Regulus is more than ready to finally have a moment alone with James not in front of flashing cameras or an audience of their loved ones. It’s been the happiest day of his fucking life, there’s no denying that but he’s had enough of everyone who’s not James to last him at least the next month (thank god for long honeymoons). Of course, knowing what typically occurs on wedding nights had him practically sprinting out of the venue, too.
It’s James’ fault he’s so insatiable, he swears.
So maybe Regulus is a little rushed, a little eager, as he tows James along by the hand toward the overpriced suite they’re spending the night in. They’re leaving first thing in the morning for the Caribbean but for right now they have this. James is right at his back as they stop at the door, hands gliding up and down Regulus’ sides over his tuxedo vest. Regulus fumbles with the key card when James starts leaving open-mouthed kisses along the side of his neck; hot swipes of tongue and soft sucking at his skin.
“Got it?” James teases, murmured at his ear.
“Shut up,” Regulus breathes. 
He manages to quickly swipe the card finally and turn the handle. He goes to bound forward into the room, but James’ hands grip his hips to halt him from even crossing the threshold.
“Wait, it’s our wedding night,” James says.
Regulus turns his head to look at him, dark brows lifted. “Just now caught up to that, have you?”
“Blacked out somewhere after you actually said ‘I do,’ I think.” James presses a kiss at the edge of his mouth when Regulus hums out a laugh. “Anyway, my point is, I think I’m supposed to carry you.”
“Carry me?” Regulus half-turns on the circle of his arms, open suite still waiting for them to enter.
James nods. “Groom carries the bride inside after the wedding.”
“And I’m the bride here is what you’re saying?”
“Well, I can carry you easier than you can carry me, but if you want to give it a go…”
“Shut up.”
James laughs brightly and uses his hold at Regulus’ hips to turn him appropriately. He gives him no further warning before he bends to scoop him up, one arm around his waist and the other hooked behind his knees. Regulus’ eyes widen initially, arms looping around the back of James’ neck to hold on as they finally enter the suite.
“You’re the most obnoxious person I’ve ever met,” Regulus says, a grin twitching at his lips.
James kicks the door shut behind them, noses up the sharp line of Regulus’ jaw, kisses just beneath his ear. “And you married me.”
The reminder sets a flurry of butterflies loose in Regulus’ belly. A fond smile curls at his lips as he briefly squeezes his arms tighter around James —his fucking husband. Because they’re married.
“I did do that, didn’t I?”
“Of sound mind and everything,” James jokes.
“Sound mind might be a stretch,” Regulus snorts.
“Ah, well. In sickness and in health, and all that.”
Regulus chuckles as James continues to carry him, only setting him back on his feet when they reach the bedroom. The king bed waiting for them has never looked so good. Facing him, Regulus slides his hands up James’ shoulders, beneath his jacket to push it off of him and to the floor. His fingers tuck beneath the suspenders on either side of James’ broad chest —they’d chosen to wear different suit styles, just so they could stand out individually for their big day. Regulus snaps one of the dark colored suspenders over the crisp white dress shirt beneath it.
“Love these, you should wear them more often,” He comments.
“Anything for you, love,” James vows.
He tilts downward to kiss him immediately after, lingering and tender. Regulus hums into the sweet kiss, feeling outside of himself, floating like a damn cliche up on cloud nine. He pushes James’ suspenders off each of his shoulders while James works the buttons of Regulus’ vest undone. Shirts follow not long after, hands tracing over skin they’re more than well-acquainted with by now but it’s different this time. 
It’s different because this night means something so much bigger than all the other times, it means everything. After every trial and tribulation along the way to get them here they made it. They’re married. Husbands. Mr. and Mr. Potter-Black.
And when they spend the next couple hours unraveling each other again and again until they can barely keep their eyes open any longer, their ‘I love you’s softly spoken into one another’s skin mean everything, too.
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anophiles · 9 months
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kiss kiss kiss 🖤🧡
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when yuuji and megumi finally got together, what were everyone’s reactions? like inumaki and panda obviously threatened yuuji in the most nonsensical way possible but what about gojo and nanami and the others? like finally seeing their little boy grow up to be old enough to date and immediately going for the worst possible candidate in a lot of people’s minds *cough—the zenin—cough*.
if gojo was on the verge of a mental breakdown from just giving Megumi The Talk, i can’t imagine just how hard it hit him that his little sea urchin was growing up so fast.
What must be understood is that the second years have been following their relationship from its inception like it’s their favorite soap opera. Maki clocked it when Megumi tried to kill Kamo Noritoshi with an elephant over him and all of them have been overly invested in it since. Those are their beloved kohais. They’re both so stupid and vulnerable. Like idiot babies. They want them to be happy idiot babies who hold hands.
Yuuta would fight special grade curses with one hand and text Maki with the other to find out if they were dating yet and maki would text back “no but they each killed a special grade and megumi has a domain expansion now” and Yuuta would text back “what am I MISSING”. Inumaki thought if they gave them nine years or so megumi would work himself up to a hand graze and Yuuta would freak out because they don’t have that kind of TIME. Panda texted Yuuta in a panic weeks after everyone else figured it out to tell him that he thinks megumi and the kid who’s sukunas vessel like each other and Yuuta had to pretend to be surprised as if the entire matter was not giving him stress sweats from Africa.
The unofficial reaction was that maki sent a gif of a ship coming into port into the group chat and everyone celebrated like it was new years and the ball had just dropped because thank fuck it finally happened.
As a side note, the second years all consider themselves parents of three and are only half joking about that fact. It’s so hard raising teens. The little shits keep fighting things. None of them have any social skills. All three of them are completely feral. They’re pretty sure nobara bit a purse snatcher the last time they went out into the city.
But that was the unofficial reaction. They can’t tell Megumi or Yuuji about that.
Yuuta actually gets a call from Megumi to tell him that he has a boyfriend, and he had to pretend like all this was news to him as if he had not spent the past three months more invested in this than anything in his own life. Yuuta told him that he was happy for him, and that he couldn't wait to meet Yuuji, and lived in blissful ignorance about the fact that Yuuji screamed into his own pillow for twenty minutes that night because Megumi came and told him that Okkotsu-senpai was important to him and he'd like it if they got to know each other.
Maki started a campaign of teasing Megumi about his new boyfriend, because she sort of loves giving her little nephew shit. Megumi wonders why life has to be this hard.
Inumaki and Panda had already given Yuuji the shovel talk (it was part of what made Yuuji realize he was completely in love with Megumi) and had a stunningly moving congratulations and dating advice speech for Yuuji that featured a power point presentation.
Its moving nature was slightly impacted by the fact that Inumaki gave it.
Inumaki patted him manfully on the back, and Panda gave him a brotherly hair ruffle, and Yuuji continued to be confused as to what the hell was up with the second years.
The issue with Gojo is that they can never tell when he's taking the piss or if he's being genuine. Like, Gojo loves giving him a hard time. It's a classic "Fushiguro is getting hit on" conundrum. Is he actually devastated that his little boy is growing up or is he just doing it to fuck with them?
Megumi insists that he's doing it to be an idiot and refuses to speak to him for days, which does not help with all the weeping.
Whatever the case, it's enough to annoy Nanami, because he keeps agonizing over how his baby was swept up by some jock who was going to steal his sweetness and Nanami would take offense on Yuuji's behalf because Itadori Yuuji is a gentleman and a delightful young man and Gojo should be glad that Megumi is dating someone like him.
Megumi wonders why life has to be this hard sometimes.
Nanami is just happy for them both and gives them both private congratulations wherein he tells them that he's glad they have each other and that they are good together. He is the most normal of them all.
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rocketrouquine · 6 months
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The more I think about it, the more I NEED a season 3. Just imagine Stede picking flowers like he did when he was a kid, we follow him as he put them in vases in the rooms or on the pillows… Ed’s desk bit with Hornigold (why are you being a dick? Jeff is polite !) with him jumping on a rude client while Stede runs from the back trying to separate the fight screaming « sorry sorry ! We can offer you a cocktail if you want ! » while Ed is muttering profanities. (Or would Stede be even more agressive because they dared to annoy her baby girl ?).
And the clients whispering « this place is weird… this is weird… right ? » while observing our little gremlins in all their glorious weirdness and domestic bliss.
I NEED IT ! GIVE IT TO ME !
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necropathys · 4 months
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Think you can recommend some swadmare fics?
please mind the tags of every fic I suggest ever.
does nightlight count? if it doesn't, oh well. you cannot silence me. its divine.
otherwise theres this piece by jay. or this piece by sirius. or this recent piece by vi also. also something domestic here by glamoureddreamer
but thats literally it sorry gang. unless you want brave the wattpad seas, I mean.
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moeblob · 9 months
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Mason Rogers and Erin Bailey my beloveds.......
They work together and I don't even remember what they did but they always argued and so Erin loved to just call him a dick and he gave up after a while. And his coworkers are like "wow you and Erin get along pretty well huh" and he's just "she yells at me" "you yell back??? she just always seems to be migrate to you lol".
So Mason starts paying more attention to it and while she does insult and yell at him he notices she does in fact seem to seek him out. INTERESTING. And he says nothing about it and then he nearly dies and she's telling him he can't die and leave her and she'll be lonely so he tries to make light of it and say "hey, come on, I'm a dick, remember? letting you down is what I do".
Then he survives and she's relieved and then she apologizes for being rude and he accepts partial blame for being rude back and then they date. And it's very awkward to everyone else involved.
But she's always asking about his arm in weird ways like "hey Rogers who'd you piss off in the mafia?" or "I'm tempted to ask for a hand but you only have one somehow" and he looks very unimpressed every time but really he's glad to have someone not dancing around the topic. (he really was just born with one arm though and got his first prosthetic in his late teens.)
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toasty-owl-arts · 1 year
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Skrunklies <3
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theyellowhue · 1 year
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So since PrapaiSky is now officially dating, is it too much to ask for a PhayuRain and PrapaiSky to have a double date??? Gimme a double date please 🙏. I am not above begging 😭
Let them go back to that rooftop restaurant. Let Prapai whine to Phayu for being the shittiest wingman ever because how dare he bring his Sky there before him 😠 while Rain tells Sky to blink twice if he needs help in getting away from Prapai.
I just want my fluffy filler episode. Is that too much to ask 🥺🥺🥺
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fefairys · 6 months
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see i feel like they dont mean it when they say all these terrible things about tavros. i theyre playing into what people believe about them, which is that they are in love with vriska and hate tavros for no good reason and that they genuinely believe vriska is in the right for everything shes done.
because the conversation this is in reference to feels like it is framing vriska as the unreasonable one, to me. i realize this could be biased because im sure you could disagree and say YOU think actually TAVROS is being unreasonable here.
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like i dont need to walk through the conversation you get what im saying. vriskas being an asshole, as she often is, end of story.
but regardless of hussie being serious in all of their notes where they imply that hating tavros is the correct opinion and agrees with everything vriska feels about him, it is not a choice i like in playing into that. because like. you are just straight up saying gross ableist ass things about him all the time, and i have legit RECENTLY seen people make genuine statements where they parrot these attitudes that tavros just sucks and deserves all the ableism from vriska. and then they see this and obviously they dont have very good critical thinking skills, so they think hussie is being literal and actually supports their fucked up ways of thinking.
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like this one is awful jesus fucking christ. i FEEL like its supposed to be satire but i cant just sit well with that because i KNOW that people actually think like this about tavros and feel validated by seeing this said by hussie.
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saltpepperbeard · 1 year
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Some terms of endearment/pet names I need Stede to call Ed:
-My darling/darling
-My dear/dear/dearest
-My love/love
-My angel/angel
-Sweetheart
-Beautiful
-My treasure
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ickypuppi3 · 2 years
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not to be dramatic but billy and steve being so so in love makes me just
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todayisafridaynight · 5 months
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wasn't there yesterday but i already watched the vod and kayla joining in was so fucking funny LMAO your interactions with her are hilarious
LMAO NOOOOOOO RIGHT LIKE . NOW YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH
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queerpyracy · 6 months
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wish i had something intelligent to say about today's tsv ep but mostly i'm just hootin and hollerin and also 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
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chawarin-panich · 2 years
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listen when i say that january zeenunew were totally unhinged-
Gangnam Clinic Live
P'Sprite, the host, coming up with a perfectly innocent game. Low skinship but still quite shippy. They're supposed to say at the same time one of two syllables eqch, of a two syllable word. The point is for them to say different syllables so they can complete the word. Point is they're supposed to communicate non verbally.
And she then turns it back to their filming dynamic - CP 101 question no big deal
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Let me tell you that hugging is their current standard answer to this question - sweet shippy not overtly romantic perfect answer - but Zee was ON something because what he says is this:
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And then they both just LOSES it ?????
PSprite's valiant effort to keep things on track (but you can already tell shes failing - tsk these giggly idiots):
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And then Zee just straight up refused to be normal about this VERY STANDARD question:
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The host at this point IS DESPERATE for them to just answer so she can start the game:
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And Zee just REFUSED to take any out of this path he's on:
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what. did. YOU. DO????????
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