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la-lil-alien · 2 years

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grub-s · 6 months

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i’m the original izzy and they’re the other izzy

#im older i did it first #lol jks #i am and will always be izzygrubs

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seospicybin · 2 years

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i miss u seospicy 😣

Ouch my heart 💗 I miss you too!

So nice to know I'm not the only one missing you, how nice that the feeling is reciprocated! 🥰

As much as I like being called seospicy, you can call me eff, effy, fifi or just f.

(Baby, babe, love, cutie, hottie, spicy mami, pudding, starshine are all optional)

Ily ❤

F.

#spicy mail #just don't call me princess #call me your majesty #lol jks

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 9 months

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#fuck jk rowling #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #trans #transgender #twitter #tweets #meme #memes #tweet #funny #lol

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a-hazbin-reader · 3 months

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#alastor hazbin hotel x reader #alastor hazbin x reader #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor x reader #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #I don't want him fixed #YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM #he's no fun fixed #I want him whipped and INSANE #come into MY HOUSE #try to fix MY MAN #lol jk #It was just too funny to me #had to say it

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2008hondacivic · 10 months

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i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

#posting like an american #lol #jk #bruce springsteen #jeans #jeans posting #shit post #my post #honda owners manual

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lieutenant-sarcastic · 9 months

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#this will settle it! this will settle the private conversation between two people who barely cook !!!!#weve said stove so many times that it ceases to look and sound like a word #i grew up with electric stoves like #yeah they WORK differently but cooking on the stove is cooking on the stove #ur not special or better than me bc u have a gas stove 😌#i hope ur gas leaks and morgan freeman has to shooy u thru a pint of milk 😌 /jk #up to something #polls #edit: *Mickey mouse voice* ha ha! I’ve made a mistake!#This post was not supposed to escape !!!!!! Fuck !!#my brother: lol is this about the political shit that happened a few months ago? me: THE WHAT??????

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joyfuladorable · 10 months

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Trust (based on an ask I answered)

#spiderverse #peni parker #SP//dr #miles morales #not tagging gwen this ain't about her lol #atsv #across the spiderverse #my art #first time drawing Miles!!#based Spider's design off the comics cuz I couldn't find movie ref til AFTER I finished drawing em lol #waiting eagerly for my art books to arrive so I have better refs for all the Spideys #also if anyone tags this as ship I'll hunt them down on all fours like Miguel does to Miles (jk I'll just block)

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snip-stein · 5 months

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This is how you instill fear

#adventure time #prohibitedwish #prismo the wishmaster #the scarab #it’s 3am help #i blame kayleigh for this #/jk ur a bless kay #i think scarab using memes and terrible lingo against prismo is a true battle tactic #because no one will ever believe he said it #lol #snippy makes a comic #snips tag

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la-lil-alien · 2 years

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iamnmbr3 · 29 days

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Absolutely insane to me that during the Battle of Hogwarts Draco goes missing without leave, against Voldemort's orders, and both his mother and Voldemort himself immediately assume that he's gone to find Harry Potter.

And they're right.

Narcissa asks Harry if Draco is alive because she assumes Harry will have seen him.

And Voldemort suggests to Lucius that Draco has left to befriend Harry Potter and sounds indifferent but thoroughly unconvinced when Lucius tries to say Draco would never do that.

(Lucius probably mentally flashes back to how Draco spent the entire summer after first year talking nonstop about Harry Potter like 😬 😬 😬)

You know the drarry is blatant when even Lord Voldemort notices it.

He missed Snape's lifelong love for Lily but as soon as Draco went missing he was like 'bet he's with Harry Potter.' Absolutely wild. Of course he's also got a mental connection to Harry. So maybe being exposed to 7 years worth of Harry's thoughts and opinions about Draco's appearance, mood, and actions finally clued him into the fact that maybe something was up.

This ship is accidentally so canon.

#jk rowling didn't mean it to be canon but all her characters disagree lol #drarry #Harry Potter #my post #hpdm

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 7 months

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