#lmfao I’m such a hypocrite
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Me: it’s not a big deal. Everyone had their own opinions on ships.
Also me when I see hate about my otp: angrily rants about wrong that point it and mine is flawless
#poorni speaks#dair#bamon#forwood#lmfao I’m such a hypocrite#i’m not even sorry#klamille#klonnie#klefan#stebekah#stefonnie#stelena#vanderbaizen#jenate#natessa#janny#sellie#jaitlin#jyler#tonnie#bonbekah#batherine
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You can really see how irritated Tim is that he isn’t doing his homework right now
#mine#tim drake#Robin (1993) 24#I was just complaining the other day about how the new Batman and Robin solicit went out of its way to say that Damian still had homework#and I understand how it might seem hypocritical but I just think that’s not something Damian has ever given a shit about#he thinks regular school is beneath him the boy thinks he’s got three PHDs or something#I don’t remember where the panel is that he says that but he’s a liar obviously lmfao#I love him to death#anyway I don’t know where I’m going with these tags but Tim is the kid who complains about needing to do his homework but not care if he’s#passing while Damian refuses to DO homework and will die if he gets less than an A in any class#not me going off in the tags
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“sonia should’ve died instead of hiyoko” is an absolutely dogshit take. “souda should’ve died instead of hiyoko” is far superior.
#sdr2#hiyoko saionji#sonia nevermind#not tagging kaz because the people on his tag are his fans and this is a negative post lmfao#also#people who go onto a tag just to shit on a character piss me off#and I’m not a fucking hypocrite
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currently obsessed w calling marc daddy like all the time…. his casual dominance just makes ur brain a little too fuzzy sometimes and it just slips out!!
eeekkkkkk !!! i’ve been thinking about marc + daddy kink + casual dominance for the longest time but was too shy to voice it lol so thank you !!!
you literally do it all the time because there’s no helping it when it comes to him, and it doesn’t matter what the circumstance is.
he’s asking you to “c’mere, honey”? you’re giving him a sweet “‘kay, daddy.”
he’s asking how many coffees or drinks you have that day, then proceeding to give you that look and cross his arms once you give him a guilty look? you’re giving him a resigned yet still very much sassy, “i know, i know, daddy.”
he’s telling you to throw a coat over what you’re wearing because “you look beautiful, but it’s freezing outside, baby. c’mon”? you’re giving him a quiet and pouty grumble, “hope you know this defeats the whole purpose, daddy,” as you put on your coat.
and it doesn’t even have to be a dominance thing sometimes! you’ll going in to tie a shoelace before leaving home when he’ll beat you to it with a swift, “i’ve got it, baby,” and you can’t help the happy little, “thank you, daddy,” that comes from you as you watch his kneeling form because how could you not get all gooey on the inside?
#no you don’t understand#i’m obsessed#i feel like such a hypocrite fr i spent so long renouncing the daddy kink#**denouncing#lmfao#is that it ??? idk#and now here i am#rude of me fr#marc spector x reader#notsfw#tw daddy kink
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as a bit of a heads up I found someone posting character hate in a tag for a popular horror character :/
I sent an anon where I asked them to not tag it next time and they went off on me abt how I’m making them censor themself and they want to draw the character being brutally murdered etc
anyway if you’re interested in who to block just send me an ask off anon or a DM and I can give you the url. (Block them. Don’t engage.)
#noises from the attic#they’re some teenager who responded in a spiteful way so I’m kinda concerned they’re gonna tag more character hate soon#also on the hypocritical horror fan bingo (in my head) they said the character is too evil and irredeemable#so they won’t respect the fans’ wishes to not tag hate for them#like all horror villains are awful people lmfao it’s hypocritical to decide which ones are TOO evil
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#can’t ignore something that’s everywhere you turn :)#every social media platform and every trend#no matter how much you hate it <3#remember that before you look like the most hypocritical group of people on earth 😚#lmfao#okay#also coming from the same group that spends all their time gossiping about women they supposedly hate……okay!#anyways. i’m gonna post whatever I want ❤️
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been thinking a lot about punk!arthur…
whether that’s human au or not…i think a canon au would almost be more interesting…
arthur turning to punk in the 70s…what values would he ascribe to it? ik no one agrees with how nations relate to their governments (whether they’re complicit, or if they’re even consulted, comes to mind especially), but how would this arthur feel about the queen? would he subscribe to the same punk that the Sex Pistols subscribed to? all shock and no actual value? smiling and having tea w his queen in the day and going out at night in homemade crust pants (which. ok. i think he could genuinely pull off the homemade look. he’d for sure MAKE his clothes and patches and stuff)?
i love the look of punk!arthur & punk (generally) is v superficial in its politics (all rage and shock but no actual solid politics outside of explicitly political bands) (anyone that says you can’t be conservative and punk knows nothing about the history of punk as a subculture) so he’d fit right in, i think. having political patches that he knows the meaning of and vaguely hypothetically agrees with…saying punch nazi’s and meaning it but the important part to him isn’t in being a safe person for Jewish people to talk to, but in violently picking fights in public.
(does that make sense? the same sentiment that’s behind “rb to make a terf mad” and not “rb to make a trans person feel safe. feel loved.” the importance isn’t placed in the marginalized group. the importance is in the violence and hatred that’s socially acceptable to flaunt. anyway,)
would he feel himself hypocritical? bc for all i say that punk is generally un-political, there is SOME politics that are agreed upon generally—at least, if you’re not a skinhead. and the british monarchy Being Bad is one of those things. would he clench his teeth hearing people say fuck the queen?
or would he 100% be fully on board. genuinely believing every moment of anti imperialism, of protest, of anger. and then a decade later he’d take out his piercings and cut his hair properly and shove his crust pants and battle jackets in the back of some closet, wipe his hands and go back to his government job. which is worse, do we think?
#emyrs.txt#i’m sure this is incomprehensible. i did not proof read this.#it’s also. 2am. and i’m getting over a cold. so. apologies.#LMFAO#anyways. punk arthur to me is interesting. bc i fundamentally believe he wouldn’t ever be punk.#bc i just think the general agreed upon politics are too leftist for him to even tolerate.#but also the thought of him turning to socialism. to punk. to genuinely believing in his heart capitalism and imperialism is Evil. and then#a few yrs later going. well! that was fun :) i’m going to go have tea with the queen now :)#just fully not seeing how hypocritical he is. very funny to me!#and also. i think it’s funny to imagine him going. ‘someone should change this!!!! >:(‘#as if he doesn’t personally know the queen. as if he isn’t literally capable of changing ‘this’ if he tried.#same energy as politicians going. wow..this sucks…someone should fix it…#like girl!!!! that’s your JOB.#ANYWAY!
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staying out of the hsmtmts tag to protect my peace
#staying in the rina tag#tbh i get if seb*os or red*un shippers didn’t like this season bc i do think it was ooc to have them cheat but i’m sorry the storyline was#entertaining so i didn’t care LMFAO am i a hypocrite bc i would lose it if it was rina? yes ! but still#but i’m staying out of the tag bc i don’t wanna see bad rina takes#the way i got r*ni and pw and ca*wen muted and i still see terrible takes in there#b speaks
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Wanting to vague post while also not wanting to risk being blocked because people are potentially lurking is hardddd
#allie.txt#I saw a stupid post again and I’m trying to be so brave#some of you are so hypocritical and Lowkey racist when it comes to Latinos/poc it’s so funny#is SO FUNNY WHEN#you were gonna get so mad if they lost but now that they didn’t you’re like ohhhh it happens LMFAO#OHHH I don’t like this guy and idk why#I can guess why it’s very obvious
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#idk if I’m gonna get this job I sucked in my interview I haven’t worked since 2017 lmfao#I’m going to work and go to school online yup I’ve decided#I did a lot of research and I’m happy with the path I’ve chosen now#personal#I need a good therapist though#because being in the field I’ve chosen and not having one seems hypocritical
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Dude I can't beleive I found a spn preferences writing blog that is active..... could I request the Spn boys react to the reader playfully making fun of them (lowkey bullying them) with Gabriel also.
Bullying is a love language. (SPN pref!) 🩷
a/n: i suck at titles bro💀. thank you so much anon! i love supernatural and i’m always happy to get requests! i hope you enjoy this, i bully people i love all the time, i was giggling when i was writing this lol
warnings: swearing, bullying(is that a warning???)
Dean:
BETRAYED
he goes 👁️👄👁️
“what’s for breakfast”
“wHaTs FoR bReAkFaSt?!”
“y/n what the hell was that for.”
“you sounded funny.” 🤷♀️
he’s literally betrayed
so sad
“i just wanted breakfast.”
“sorry dean.” you’re laughing
pouts
but he DEFINITELY bullies you back.
he just gets offended if you do it
(he’s a hypocrite🩷)
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Sam:
“okay so, get this-“ {goes on a rampage about the hunt that could’ve been summed up by a few words}
“wow, sammy. that was just SO interesting. i almost fell asleep but i’m sure glad i didn’t just so i could hear you say the same thing five times.” 🥰
silence
he gives you the bitch face
sam is SARCASTIC and he will clap back
“don’t worry y/n i made it extra long so your tiny mind would be able to understand.”
now it’s your turn to go 👁️👄👁️
“that was so hot.”
LMFAO jkjkjk
unlesssss
sarcastic sam is a hottie and i’m tired of keeping my opinions to myself!!!
he knows you mean well and he makes out with you afterwards <3
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Castiel:
he gets sad
i feel like it would accidentally slip out
season 6(?) spoilers ahead
yk when they’re hunting down eve and cas can’t use his abilities and dean goes ‘great. without your angel mojo you’re basically just a baby in a trench coat.’ and cas goes
apologize right now.
he dosent get it he’s just a poor little angel
he adapts though and he realizes that it’s a way of showing love
he laughs about it after a bit.
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Crowley
he is SHOOK
flabbergasted.
he dosent have people talk down to him often so when it happens (from YOU) he is unstable™️
he goes
it’s so funny
he’s such a drama queen omg
he will ROAST you back or give you the silent treatment
crowley gives me cheeto girl vibes idk if that’s good to say
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Gabriel:
he shots right back at you with this goddamn face
he’s mischievous he knows his roasts.
i feel like it would become an inside joke or a new established way of telling eachother ‘i love you’
“you’re such a dick.”
“mhm. love you too y/n.”
that’s so cute. wtf.
he’d find it funny tho
esp if you bully other people he’s like 🥰🥰
you guys are around other ppl and they hear you guys going
“fuck you y/n.”
“uh-huh. fuck you too.”
and then you kiss
they’re like “…”
it’s okay. he finds it hilarious
#love u mwah#thank you sm for this request#castiel#castiel x reader#dean winchester#dean winchester x reader#sam winchester#sam winchester x reader#crowley#crowley x reader#gabriel#gabriel x reader#supernatural x reader#supernatural imagine#supernatural
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INSTAGRAM FILES: jude bellingham x reader x jamal musiala
SYNOPSIS: in which you and jude announce your break up and the events that soon follow after.
NOTES: please ignore the errors i made lol i freaking love doing social media au’s can you guys tell? 😍
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📍Bavaria, Germany
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yourusername froh, wieder zu hause zu sein ❤️ glad to be home again
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user1 YOU'RE BACK IN UR HOMETOWN !!!
user2 dortmund probably wasn't such a good place huh :/
alphonsodavies you should visit us at allianz arena soon!
yourusername will do phonzy!
user3 hasn't she just broken up with jude last month? 😟
user4 lmao she's been friends with musiala way before she even met jude 🤣
jamalmusiala10 lass uns bald mit den anderen losziehen ❤️ let's go out with the others soon
yourusername ja, lasst uns! yes, let's
user5 what on earth is happening 🙁
jamalmusiala10
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jamalmusiala10 herzlichen glückwunsch zum geburtstag an meinen seelenverwandten. du hast das grösste herz und die grösste liebe für jeden, aber es ist eine schande, dass nicht jeder das schätzt und sieht. denk immer daran, dass ich für dich da bin. ich liebe dich, nochmals herzlichen glückwunsch zum geburtstag ❤️ happy birthday to my soulmate. you have the biggest heart and love for everyone, but it's a shame that not everyone appreciates and sees that. always remember that i am here for you. i love you, happy birthday again.
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yourusername danke, bambi. ich habe großes glück, dich als freundin zu haben. cih leibe dich ❤️ thank you, bambi. i’m very lucky to have you as a friend. i love you
user1 JAMAL CALLED HER HIS SOULMATE AGAIN 😭❤️❤️
user2 atp i think we can say miss girl dated the wrong football player 😭😭
user3 he stopped calling her that (& vice versa) when she was still dating jude omfg my heart
user4 y/n l/n, through the eyes of jamal musiala 🥺
yourfriend lass uns bald zusammen essen gehen! let's have dinner together soon
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user1 lmfao that's literally jude and y/n
user2 jude cheated? 😟🙁
user3 man i used to root for them to last too ://
yourfriend just shows you can’t trust most guys these days 😐
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user4 that's so hypocritical of the girl lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣 miss girl be upset that her famous and well loved man is cozying up with diff girls when she's out there flaunting her flirty ass relationship with her bsf 🤣🤣
user5 you're so fucking stupid harvard’s knocking at your door.
user6 the difference is that j*de did it while he was still in a fucking relationship. y/n on the other hand had been best friends with musiala since they were kids and continues to be the best of friends until now. if she decides to start a relationship with him why not? she's known him longer than she's ever known jude and truthfully, musiala acts more of a decent boyfriend than j*de ever was to her 😐
user7 user6 slay bestie. roast that fatherless bitch
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yourusername and i still ride with my day one ❤️
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user1 that caption though 😍
user2 date night 🙊
yourfriend looking stunning my love ! 😍💋
yourusername i miss you! we should get that dinner soon when you're back!
user3 after their breakup went viral more football players started following her oh my lord 🤭
jamalmusiala10 ❤️❤️❤️
user4 WAIT ARE Y'ALL TOGETHER OR WHAT ?????
user5 lmfao u forgot jude that easily? 🤣
user6 it's been 7 months bestie move the fuck on
yourmom beautiful 😍
yourfriend2 the audacity to have to look this beautiful 😩
#☆ i4bellingham writes.#☆ jamal musiala#jamal musiala x reader#jamal musiala x you#jamal musiala fanfic#jamal musiala fanfiction#jamal musiala#☆ jude bellingham#jude bellingham x reader#jude bellingham x you#jude bellingham fanfiction#jude bellingham fanfic#football instagram au
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Congrats on 2k!!!! 🫶🏼
I’m intrigued by Syrax and how you’d cast your mutuals. Any fandom, any character and however many you want to do!
Ohh, I like that! I wanted to cast them as different Disney characters, but that’s even more difficult than this here was lmfao!
This is how I’d cast my mutuals as the significant other‘s of my fav ASOIAF characters. 🤭
Aegon II Targaryen — @lovelykhaleesiii (this goes without explanation bcs we ALL know)
Aemond Targaryen — @adragonprinceswhore
Alicent Hightower — @simp-aholic (tbt I’d give you both Rhaenyra and Alicent) AND @worms-on-a-single-string
Brynden Rivers — @barbiedragon
Daemon Targaryen — torn between me and @barbiedragon but whatever, Fae deserves them both 🤭
Maegor Targaryen — @hypocritic-trash-baby (if not me, it‘s you!!)
Rhaenyra Targaryen — @marthawrites
Cregan Stark — @fairysluna
Aemon the Dragonknight — myself ksjdjsks 😎
Viserys III Targaryen — @valeskafics (idk why but it‘s my gut telling me this *affectionately*)
Helaena Targaryen — @aemondsbabe
Podrick Payne — every single one of my mutuals because they all deserve a good fuck
Let‘s celebrate my milestone!
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this chapter made me so depressed lmao
that shit hurted
toji and reader (me) having constant arguments?!?!? kai i can’t do this lmao why would you hurt me like this 🥺😭 (aggressively rooting for toji endgame and for them to go to couples therapy)
i couldn’t have an in law like gojos mom bc why are you encouraging babytrapping???? naomi is a sick fuck for this 🤮🤢
also wanted to mention that in a way toji bringing up his wife made me so depressed lmfao like pls i refuse to feel like i’m compete for someone’s heart when they aren’t even alive (screaming, crying, throwing up)
also maybe this seems kinda hypocritical but toji bringing up his wife and reader not wanting to be called a certain petname are not on the same grounds imo since for reader it was setting a boundary to protect herself since she’s traumatized and still has to actively coparent but toji is just reminiscing over how it used to be which isn’t fair to the reader. i really don’t want satoru endgame bc its not worth it for what abuse and mistreatment she will have to deal with. i can understand wanting to be with your baby daddy but i can’t excuse being physically assaulted by your in law, being threatened, and being told in the heat of the moment you regret your child with someone. hopefully they can make up and that restraining order is brought to fruition. also don’t want naomi pregnant bc her approach was wrong and quite frankly the fact that she thought about it and went through with it???? disgusting throw the bitch away. manifesting negative test results for naomi everytime she tries with gojo bc the reader deserves better
-paragraph/theory anon
yeah, i think those arguments between yn and toji are inevitable, i mean toji didn't forget about his wife and he cant bc they got a kid. w yn's case too. toji can't just expect yn to suddenly stop being sensitive to some things. they just need to work around this !! and yep, even satoru said he's glad that w toji, yn didn't have to suffer such treatment like what his mother gives her :(( as for naomi...i wonder what she'll do. to think that she'd resort to such thing is so...ugh
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you’re like the only person with a rational outlook on Taylor swift on this app 😭😭😭 it’s genuinely starting to piss me off how biased both swifties and mega-haters are lmfao
i’m biased but i agree and also thank u 😭
but genuinely, swifties are so far gone up her ass they’ll say the most idiotic and hypocritical things without even realizing it AND at the same time most of her haters are so blinded by their misogyny and stupidity that they can’t formulate a coherent critique
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do you mind if i ask for some general hcs for your characterization of draven kondraki
maybe even some boyfriend hcs perchance... :]
ABSOLUTELY YES HELLO
IVE LIKE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN ANYONE TALK ABOUT HIM BUT YES
Also once again for all the asks and submissions I am getting to all of them don’t worry 😻
Now I introduce to you
Draven Kondraki Headcanons
(General and relationship)
Characters: Draven Kondraki, mentions of foundation personnel
Warnings: cringe, gender neutral, blood & death & SCPs
ART NOT MINE !! ALL CREDITS TO ORIGINAL OWNER
General Headcanons
Being the son of one of the best, he is therefore very respected over at the foundation
He looks like he listend to slipknot tbh
His favorite band is Pierce the veil but he’s never gone to a concert, his dad won’t let him
Same
I’m gonna hc that he’s around 16-19 lol
He def smokes and he gets it from his father
AN AMAZING COOK AND BAKER FR
Looks like he would dye like bits of his hair bright colours
He tries to act chill and nonchalant but he’s not
If someone were to let him talk about something, he would for hours
He tries to convince clef to get Spotify premium because it’s the “best thing he’s ever done”
Nope
He drinks BLACK COFFEE
no sugar or creamer or anything
Also gets it from his dad
He drinks Mountain Dew for sure
He probably smells like a mix of cigarette smoke mixed with the smell of the morning after it rains
He paints his nails
Bro probably claims to be famous on tiktok but he probably has a private account with 31 followers
He’s got good style
He is also really good at interior design and knows where things should go
He KNOWS his way around the foundation
You will never get lost there with him he’s like a living map
He loves his dad no matter what like even if they fight and stuff he’s not generally one of those rebellious kids
Also not an angel child but still
My guy does not know how to dance
Relationship Headcanons
Let’s pretend he’s not dating Talloran okay
Okay
He’s canonically bi so HE WOULD LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT GENDER YOU ARE
Wear his clothes and he folds IMMEDIATELY
Loves that fr
Fav place to kiss is ur lips and forehead 💍
He likes to hold ur hands even tho his are always cold
Not the biggest fan of PDA but still probably will if you want
So much cuddles in private tho 🫶
He doesn’t like getting into fights with you but he would probably be really petty if you guys were in one
Sleeping on the couch and stuff 😭
Talks his dads ear off about you
Paint his nails and he’ll paint yours duh
If you also smoke he would be hypocritical and tell you to stop over him
If you were to write him letters, he would save every single one no joke
His love language is words of affirmation
He just loves to hear you say he’s doing a good job
He is almost never jealous but when he is he’s also really petty
He’ll go up to you while ur talking with another person and kiss you in front of them and hold ur waist n stuff
Then he’d like complain
He’ll forget about it dw
If you ever get hurt he will PANIC
Like examines your injuries makes sure nothings broken or cut too deep and helps fix you up
If someone he’s close to recently passed away I feel like he would get kinda distant for a bit
Just help him thru it 💪
He straight up MAKES YOU like his TikTok’s
LMFAO
His doesn’t really have any couple nicknames for you, just some variation of your name will do
His singing voice is so sweet. He doesn’t like to sing, but if you’re having a nightmare or something he will sing you back to sleep so gently I can’t even
He’s not usually around a lot so he likes to call you and just hear your voice
He also loves to see you smile
He memorized all of your orders in different restaurants and coffee shops so he can get you things
His dad knows ur dating and likes to tease him lol
Shows you his baby pictures LMAO
His dad does care about you tho, cuz he knows if anything happened to you, Draven would be devastated
You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him
Sorry this was kinda rushed it’s 3 in the morning
Idk why I always choose to write late at night
I also don’t know too much about this character I read a bit of the stories and got a general idea, but otherwise this is what I came up with
Hope you enjoyed
Everyone leave more requests pls
#fluff#headcanons#scp#scp foundation#hcs#draven#kondraki#draven kondraki#draven Kondraki fluff#draven Kondraki x Reader#draven Kondraki Headcanons#SCP x reader#tumblr#scp230kinnie
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