Megafauna: do I have a girlfriend or a boyfriend today?
Dracula: since you ate the last slice of pizza last night, what you have is an enemy
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Angel/Alastor + partners in crime
send me some prompts for mini hazbin hotel fics!
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A coping mechanism. Yeah, should have worked, right? Charlie couldn't expect him to just go clean and not work out some of his frustrations, right?
There could have been other ways to deal with it, he reasoned. Taking a bat covered in barbed wire and nails to some poor schmuck's head was probably a bit extreme. But, in all fairness, it had been Alastor's idea. Could he blame him for it? Probably not, but that didn't mean Angel wouldn't try if they got caught.
There was a sickening scraping, crunching sound as the bat was lifted up and away from the mess that used to be someone's skull. He was already covered in blood and gore, and didn't particularly care at this point if he got anything else on his suit. His chest was heaving, just the slightest as he turned a wide, sharp grin toward Alastor.
"Not my usual idea of a night on the town, but it'll do. Thanks, Smiles," he chuckled a little.
Alastor, less bloodied but equally exhilarated, grinned back at the spider demon. "The important thing is that you had fun," he replied, voice tinny and full of static. "I would say it's kept you out of trouble, but that would make a liar out of me."
He stepped forward, and used his microphone to turn Angel's face toward his completely. His grin shifted, and Angel felt a good majority of his fur stand on end.
"So, this will be our little secret, won't it, Angel?"
a/n: based this loosely on this bit of art by @lizethdraws
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