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get0sfav · 6 months

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hii hope you’re free to do my req!!😭 its alright if you’re busy but you should do jjk men hcs when they take you to the mall!! 🩷

AT THE MALL | multi.

↳ toji fushiguro, satoru gojo, suguru geto, kento nanami, sukuna x f!reader

JJK men when they take you to the mall!

slightly suggestive!

warnings! slightly suggestive for satoru and suguru (mentions of handjobs?), pet names (princess, baby, doll, love) other then that none :)

a/n: also please tell me if I should do part two with the younger boys like megumi/yunji too or not!

Toji Fushiguro!

He's broke as shit how do you think he's supposed to take you anywhere, especially a mall.

Anyways, when you ask him "could you take me to the mall please?" he scoffs lightly, mumbling a low "go by yourself." in between whatever is it that he's doing (probably watching TV). However, once you say that you'd get him food, his ears perk up, but he ignores, which causes you to simply shrug and go get ready.

However when you're at the door, calling his name so he can shut the door, you see him picking up his jacket, you ask him where he's going, to which he responds "can't let ya go alone." and you have to stop yourself from laughing at his antics.

He spends most of the time complaining as you drag him from store to store, grumbling about how you're indecisive as hell and should've just ordered stuff online rather than coming all the way here.

Notices you eyeing something which was a little expensive, and he internally gets sad knowing he couldn't buy it for you even if he wanted, and he knows you would literally dump his ass if he were to threaten the employees to give it to him for free.

Acts like a total baby, annoying you and whining until you get him food, which shuts him up for a while.

Absolutely HATES when you try to buy stuff for him, because he doesn't need that. So when you drag his ass to Sephora, he's grossed out at first, yapping about why he was there and how awkward he looked (which he did) there as compared to everyone, his giant and buff figure something you wouldn't see in Sephora of all places. Although you end up buying a cologne and a skin moisturizer for him apart from everything you got for yourself, to which he kept saying that he didn't need it and all that, but he knew he did, because deep down he wanted his skin to be soft for you to touch.

When you're about to leave the mall, he unexpectedly drags you to an ice cream shop, getting your favorite flavor. It was a silent way of his for thanking you for buying that stuff for him

"thank you for getting me that stuff princess, though I didn't need any of that, I'm naturally gorgeous, but still, thank you" He'd say while pressing a kiss to your head, one of his hands carrying all your bags while the other draped around your shoulder, pulling you into him while you smiled at his words, appreciating the small gesture from his side.

Satoru Gojo!

He takes you to the mall, every week, even if you didn't need anything, making up excuses that he needs to buy something, grumbling things like "gotta get me some new shades/shirts" and he drags you along everytime.

Of course, it's just an excuse, he simply wants to treat you like the princess you are <3

He loves seeing you poke out your tongue in concentration while trying to choose any shirt for him, and oh how his heart melts at that. His heart fluffs up at the fact that you're doing so much just to make sure he ends up looking good (despite the fact he looks good in everything)

What starts as his shopping soon turns into him taking you to the most expensive stores at the mall, and it's his turn to dress you up now.

"hmmm, turn around for me?" He motions his fingers in a circular motion, and you twirl for him. A smile spreads across his face, "You look absolutely gorgeous, and your ass looks great in that dress I swear." He refers to the baby pink dress you wore, slowly walking up to you and pulling you in for a hug, rocking you back and forth "you're so gorgeous, so pretty I can't stop complimenting you, that's how awesome you are baby, I'm so glad you're my girlfriend." He then pulls you in for a kiss, holding your face in both his hands

Gets absolutely everything and anything your eyes linger on for more than 2 minutes, he doesn't care how expensive it is, he's way too rich to care about the price, and of course, there's nothing more important than what you want, that's how much he loves you.

Whatever you want, you just need to name it and he'll be getting it for you immediately, doesn't care if it isn't available because he will make it available. Anything for you.

Would 101% drag you to the lingerie store, getting you new sets because he's torn way too many of your sets. His favorite one is the blue one you choose, which matches the color of his eyes. After you walk out of the store, he bends down to whisper in your ear with a grin "I can't wait to rip that one off of you."

Takes you to the best restaurant after shopping, getting your favorite dishes and drinks because "he just felt like it"

He's the best <3

Suguru Geto!

Suguru takes you out almost every week, but rarely to a mall, so when he asks you whether you wanted to go to the mall, you were a bit shocked. He looked at you with his eyebrows raised, and you shrugged, agreeing to go with him because it wasn't everyday he wanted to go to a mall.

The two of you mostly just walk around, window-shopping rather than actually buying anything. His hand stays in yours at all times, occasionally bringing it up to his mouth to kiss on your knuckles.

Though what attracts you both is an accessories store, where the two of you get all kinds of jewelry and stuff. Suguru gets new earrings for his piercings, while you get necklaces, bracelets and whatever catches your eye.

He pays for everything, of course.

After exiting the store, he remembers how you wanted to get your nails done, so without a word he takes you into the opposite direction towards a nail salon. He helps you out with everything, sitting by your side with his head leaned on your shoulder, and he helps you with everything.

"what color should I get?" You ask him while the lady adds the nail extensions. He thinks for a while, before his thoughts wander to that one video he saw on social media, where the girl got her nails painted with the color of her boyfriend's tip. He smirks and leans into your ear, "get the color of my tip, you know what it is, right princess?" Your eyes widen at his words, shifting in your chair. You ask the lady to apply the color of his tip (or what you think it is, based on your memory) He smiles, he'd know whether it is or it isn't when your hands would be stroking up and down his dick.

Treats you to McDonald's after you've gotten your nails done, repetitively asking if you wanted anything else. He helps you eat your burger because he implemented that you had just gotten your nails done and it'd be a shame for them to break before he got to see whether you picked the right color or not.

Kento Nanami!

Absolute sweetheart. All you had to do was mention that you wanted to go to the mall once and the next day he's taking a sick leave to skip out office and take you to the mall.

He doesn't get the hype of malls, but he's ready to do anything for you.

You guys don't do much shopping and stuff, simply choosing to walk around talking about anything and everything, mainly it was you talking and him listening, but it was okay because he loved the way your voice flowed into his ears. It was music to him. If he could, he'd record your voice and hear it all the time while he was at work, so that he could feel grounded to who he loved, despite the stressful environment.

He's wearing a casual white shirt, sleeves rolled up to his forearms, and more importantly, his hair was down and he wasn't wearing his glasses. Your arm was looped into his at all times, telling the lookers that he was taken.

After a while, you two decided to eat something. You got yourselves a table while he went to order donuts for the both of you.

While you sat there, your eyes remained focused on your boyfriend, and your brows furrowed as a girl approached him, twirling her hair and what not. You were almost ready to walk to her and tell her to back off, but before you could get up, Kento and the girl looked towards you as he pointed at you, and then made eye contact, waving his hand with a soft smile.

You felt a smile creeping up on your own lips as he walked back towards your table, the smallest hint of smile still plastered over his face when he sits down with your donuts, handing you a spoon.

"Don't think about it doll" His words caught your attention, and as always, he knew exactly what you were thinking about "She came up to me and asked me if I was single, I simply told her that I have the most perfect girlfriend ever and I didn't plan to leave her anytime soon." His words made your heart flutter as a faint hint of blush creeped up on your cheeks, his hand brushing behind a few loose strands of hair from your face.

On your way back to your shared home, Kento got your favorite flowers for you, as a token of his love, "This was one of the best days in my entire life, thank you love." He kissed your cheek, looping your arm in his once more as the two of you walked back

Sukuna!

he doesn't.

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bbina · 2 months

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"man you look rough" you giggle, watching wonbin yawn for what seems like the nth time today. from what you’ve witnessed, shotaro quite literally dragged wonbin out of bed, not even giving him the time of day to fix himself. he literally looked as if he had just woken up considering his hair was all disheveled and he was still in pajamas

"well shotaro here said it was an emergency" wonbin rants loudly that shotaro can hear it, glaring at the boy who was busy checking out a bag of tangerines. shotaro hears his complaint and laughs

"get mad at sohee! he said it was an emergency" shotaro laughs, throwing his thumb back at the boy behind him picking a fight with seunghan over which orange juice to buy

"this shit is gas i'm telling you!"

"tropicana is shit!"

wonbin merely rolls his eyes and continues on with dragging the pushcart to where shotaro was. you feel a little relieved that it was only you, wonbin, shotaro, seunghan, sohee and anton who were out doing groceries. a little breather from the couple you've spent the last two days with. at least for now you can keep your guard down

you guys didn't bother to wake eunseok up since he was gonna cook either way so you just let him sleep like a rock back at the villa.

"y/n" you hear wonbin call out, breaking your train of thought. you look up at him to see him looking at you with concern. you shake your head, telling him it was nothing. he hums as he diverts his attention back to which pancake mix to buy

"so, who were you texting all night, wonbin? was it y/n?" shotaro teases, causing you to tense up. wonbin almost drops the box of pancake mix with shotaro's sudden question

shotaro laughs at your reactions. he noticed some tension going on with you two all morning. from the time he woke wonbin up, wonbin was about to cuss him out til he spots you behind shotaro looking all excited, he easily drops it and lets himself get dragged into the car. then when it came to the car seating arrangements in anton's old jeep, shotaro expected wonbin to be at his usual spot whenever he was driving, that being which was the passenger seat but shockingly enough, wonbin insisted that he'd rather sit at the backseat next to you. earning looks of bewilderment from the rest of the boys

"none of your business" wonbin retorts, flipping him off as shotaro laughs again, winking at your direction. you feel yourself blush a little and brush him off but you neither confirm nor deny it, and neither does wonbin.

shotaro drops the subject after that, now seemingly invested between the three youngsters who started fighting in the middle of the grocery store. yelling at them that it was time to pay at the cash register

while shotaro, anton, sohee and seunghan were at the cash register paying, you and wonbin waited outside in the parking chatting amongst yourselves

"so how are you feeling after last night? still upset?" wonbin asks, his hands in his pockets as you two wait for the rest of the guys.

you shrug, "not that much anymore after experiencing my first late night talk with my fake boyfriend" you say, wiggling your eyebrows, giving him a look. wonbin laughs at your comment, nudging your shoulder

"i'm serious! i think i'm slowly accepting everything. just 2 days left til this shit is all over and i'll never see them again.. hopefully" you look up at the sky, trying to not to think about the shit that happened for the past few days. you hear wonbin hum in agreement.

"yep. two days left and i don't have to keep this act up with you"

"what? already tired of me?" you jest, playfully pushing his shoulder. wonbin chuckles and pushes you back. the situation felt eerily similar to last night. you and wonbin ended up by the waves, engaged in deep conversation. wonbin had his guitar with him, so while you were venting, he strummed random chords, attentively listening and occasionally sharing his thoughts. eventually, he began singing along to his playing, encouraged by your persistent requests for him to sing (which he didn't mind) italics - flashback

"pleaseeeee" you plead, hands clasped together as you beg wonbin for the nth time to sing

wonbin rolls his eyes and continues to strum along. you pout as you realize he was ignoring you. instead, you start singing along to whatever he was strumming to which was sparks by coldplay

"can you change the song i don't like the lyrics" you murmured, turning away, thinking about sungchan based from the lyrics

"no" wonbin pokes his tongue out, ignoring your request. "i'm gonna make sure you'll like the song by the time i finish playing it"

you huff at his cockiness. you'll just have to block out the song either way.

"but i'll promise you this.. i'll always look after you.." wonbin sings lowly, intently looking at the chords as he strums. "yeah, that's what i'll do.."

you snap your head towards him, finally hearing his voice. something in you churns. you know damn well he was just singing to the lyrics of the song but you're not too sure why it sounded a bit different when wonbin sings it. you shake your head, getting rid of that weird fuzzy feeling you were feeling

thankfully wonbin switches up the song, not liking how it was too mellow for his liking. now he was just singing random songs he can think of.

"did you ever do something like this with sungchan?" wonbin suddenly asks, dropping the guitar on his lap. he was probably tired from playing

"like what?"

"shit like this like sneaking out to talk or something i don't know"

you shake your head no, "nah. but if we did, it's with eunseok" you say, recalling every shared memory you have with sungchan

wonbin hums, "i see"

"why do you ask?"

"there's a first for everything then" he smiles cheekily, grabbing a handful of sand before throwing it at you. you let out a squeak as you stood up from the sand and ran away from him

wonbin laughs and follows suit, chasing after you

you could say, that was one memorable night

you two were play fighting at this point, barely noticing the presence of the three guys behind the two of you, holding grocery bags

anton coughs to get your attention. you and wonbin freeze, slowly turning around to look at the grinning boys behind you. barely even noticing that wonbin was holding your hand.

"are we interrupting something?" anton gestures toward your hands. you and wonbin both glance down simultaneously to see what he's referring to—your intertwined hands. quickly, you let go, dismissing the warmth his hand provided. wonbin hastily wipes his palms with the material of his sweatpants before casually placing his hands behind his head.

"well are you guys just gonna stand there? help us!" seunghan complains, holding three grocery bags in front of wonbin's face. to which wonbin scrambles to get, wanting to get away from this awkward situation

you can only offer a peace sign before you bolt towards the car, not wanting to help the rest of the guys

"song y/n get back here!"

──

you all were now back at the villa. eunseok was a little upset that no one even bothered to wake him up to go grocery shopping but quickly dismissed it when you said you bought ingredients for his beloved vongole pasta (anton intervening by yelling he paid for it). eunseok immediately goes to cooking with what you guys bought. it was getting late anyway for breakfast

to everyone's surprise, wonbin decided to help with cooking too. he was grumbling about how he didn't want to wash dishes anymore might as well just cook. without hesitation, you also joined in the cooking, not wanting to be stuck with sungchan and his girlfriend who were in the living room watching tv

"get out of here there's no space anymore" eunseok complains, shooing you away from his "station" as he liked to call it. you simply ignore him and asked wonbin if he needed any help

"you can cut these green onions" wonbin suggests, passing you a cutting board and a knife to cut the green onions with. accepting the tools, you begin the task, knowing that once you start cutting, it's gonna be a crying mess, literally.

you let out a hiss when you start chopping the onion as they start to do their magic by making your eyes water. wonbin hears your reaction and drops whatever he was doing with the meat he just took out of the packaging and comes to your aid

"cut it thinly so it wouldn't make you tear up as much" he advices, swiftly taking over that you didn't even need to do a damn thing.

"yes chef!" you jest, raising your hands up in a mock salute. wonbin chuckles and motions you to move aside so he can transfer the freshly cut onions onto a pan.

you two were just in your own world, oblivious to sungchan's lingering stares from the living room.

your little moment was cut short when eunseok starts yelling about how he spilled a lot of salt on the meat and needed tongs asap.

"the tongs y/n! the tongs!" he yells frantically, looking at every cupboard for the tongs. you simply shrug and let him suffer.

"i thought you wanted me out of here"

"y/n!"

──

the three of you cooked a delicious set of dishes that consisted of kimchi fried rice, fried eggs, chicken and pasta (per eunseok's request)

now you all were at the dining hall of anton's villa, ready to feast on this delicious meal that you, eunseok and wonbin worked hard on cooking (mainly eunseok and wonbin since all you did was stand there and watched while waiting for wonbin to tell you to do something)

"thank you for the meal!" you all chorus before diving right in

"this kimchi fried rice is so good!" you exclaim, doing a little dance in your seat as you savored each bite. wonbin smirks to himself, knowing damn well he cooked that shit

"well you did help me cook so," his tone playful yet flirtatious as he openly flirted with you in front of everyone. the guys all stopped for a moment to process what just happened.

"no i helped you cook" eunseok intervenes, his eyebrow raised, ready to shit on you for not even doing anything besides asking if you can taste whatever they were cooking.

you ignore the banter being thrown around the table. wanting to have more of the kimchi fried rice wonbin cooked, you stood up to reach for the serving spoon, only to see something you didn't really need to see right now, which was sungchan feeding his girlfriend

wonbin doesn’t miss the frown on your face as you watch sungchan feed his girlfriend in front of you. he watches you quietly sit down and look for something else that wasn't his kimchi fried rice. noticing that there weren't any chicken or fried eggs left, you lean back at your seat dejected as you mindlessly play with the remains of your food.

wonbin taps on your shoulder and whispers something in your ear.

"you okay?"

you gave him a weird look before shrugging and waving him off, "yeah why wouldn't i be?" you say

though you've insisted that you were fine, wonbin knows that deep down, you wish that it was you in the place of yujin.

“really? in front of my kimchi fried rice?” you say in a joking manner, making gagging sounds in front of the couple causing them to sheepishly stop their actions. yujin blushing as sungchan apologizes on their behalf

everyone around the table laughs at your comment.

“was waiting for someone to say something!” shotaro quips

“you guys are just jealous that he brought his girl to this trip” seunghan laughs, sohee hitting him from laughing so much

“don’t mind her sungchan. y/n is just jealous that no one is feeding her the way you're feeding yujin” eunseok chuckles, teasing you. the whole table (including wonbin) doubles over laughing

your eyes widened, you were totally caught off guard by his comment of you being jealous. to make yourself not look any more suspicious, you laugh awkwardly, defending yourself against such accurate allegations

“am not! was just trying to lift the mood since there's no food left, that’s all..” you try to explain but it just makes you even more awkward

without another word, wonbin suddenly makes train noises

“here comes the chicken train~ choo choo~” wonbin holds out the piece of chicken skin he was saving to eat last to you.

you looked at him like he was crazy. totally not expecting such bold actions from wonbin. it was pretty hard to believe he would let you have the last piece of his chicken.

the table then start to make “ooh” noises, also not expecting this from wonbin. especially not to you. last time they checked, you two didn’t have anything going on? or do you?

“what the fuck?” eunseok exclaims

“rue? when was this?” sohee chimes in

“couple off!” seunghan beams, seemingly invested between the two couples on the trip

you then make eye contact with sungchan and he almost looks a bit hurt? he was about to open his mouth to make a comment before you feel wonbin kick your leg beside you. a signal to follow his lead

ignoring the butterflies in your stomach and the way your heart was pounding against your chest, you open your mouth to let wonbin feed you

“say ahh” wonbin coos before shoving the said chicken skin to your mouth. you slapped his arm in retaliation with how harsh he fed you

“were you trying to get back at me from the marshmallow incident?!” you yelped as you chewed on your food, repeatedly hitting him on his shoulder. wonbin laughs loudly, head falling back before diverting his attention back to his now half empty plate. man, he was totally saving that piece to himself but how could he when you looked like that?

“i just gave you the chicken skin i was saving for myself and this is how you thank me?” wonbin sasses, an eyebrow raised as he looks at you with that look.

you then burst out laughing at his sassy outburst. unbeknownst to you, it sounded like music to wonbin’s ears.

he turns away as you continue to laugh, smiling to himself that at least you forgot about sungchan even if it was just for a moment. something in wonbin felt like he wants hear you laugh more often. no more to your sad sappy self and more of you being happy

“this sucks! i’m surrounded by couples!” seunghan whines, after witnessing the most romantic act wonbin has ever done.

“what are you even yapping about? wonbin and i aren’t a couple!” you protest

“yet” wonbin shrugs, finishing up his plate before going to the kitchen to put his dishes away

the way he says it so smoothly made you choke on your spit, your face turning red. eunseok swiftly hands you his drink, smacking your back before you pass out in the middle of the table

“eunseok’s gonna have to have that talk with wonbin i see..” shotaro sang, wiggling his eyebrows as nudges eunseok’s shoulder

“i thought i told you guys to back off my sister?” eunseok clicks his tongue in annoyance, tilting his head to the side. he was now beginning to question what's really going on between you and wonbin

“wonbin hyung is so brave!” sohee cackles

you can only awkwardly laugh at the current state of the situation. you and wonbin were just playing pretend after all. it was only contractual to get over your feelings with sungchan. it would be only a matter of time before the truth gets out and you’re praying to the gods above that no one ever finds out. especially not sungchan

between the lines ★ yet

⤷ from what started as a simple arrangement to hide your feelings for a certain someone by getting into in a fake relationship soon turns into a tangled mess. in which some things are hard to tell when you can’t read between the lines

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garpond · 6 months

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happy birthday to neil young here are some of my favorite things about him

-by the age of 20 he had owned 3 different used hearses, all of which experienced some form of extreme mechanical failure that caused him to have to get rid of them

-in buffalo springfield whenever he had to go out on a date with a girl he'd tell his friends about it beforehand so that they could interrupt the date to tell him he needed to be somewhere and was late so that he could be allowed to leave

-hated going in grocery stores because he would get overstimulated and have to leave

-didn't like how the first pressing of Comes A Time sounded so he bought 200,000 of the first copies of it and used them as shingles for a barn roof

-when one of his tour buses was destroyed (i forget how) he had it brought to his ranch and buried on the property like a beloved family pet

-his early ambition before music was to be a chicken farmer

-when he and carrie snodgress where dating she'd have a ton of people over sometimes and it gave him anxiety so one evening he decided to open the living room window and crawl out of it to get away from people instead of walking through the room to get to the door because apparently he couldn't wait that long and everyone saw it

-another time he randomly showed up at a neighbors' house and they didn't really know why he dropped in all of the sudden because he wasn't very social and it turns out it was because his manager had set up a meeting for him with the band America and he didn't want to do it so he was hiding

-during buffalo springfield he would hide in peoples closets a lot

-once he was guitar shopping with stephen stills and when he was offering on a guitar stephen offered more money on it to try and get it and it pissed him off so he started bidding higher to kick off a bidding war between then and once it was up to a ridiculous amount of money he just dropped it and was like ok you win lol ! and stephen had to pay an insane amount of money for it

-during one filmed interview with MTV or something he decided to fuck with them by adjusting the position of his hat super slightly every couple seconds so that when they cut the footage together and shifted things out of order it would look confusingly different every time

-during the recording of deja vu he lived by himself in a motel but he brought his 2 pet bush babies (named Harriet and Speedy) and they scared the shit out of Graham Nash

-gave a stranger he met like a week ago unrestricted access to his finances because the guy claimed he was going to help him buy a boat and the guy ended up stealing a couple thousand dollars

-during last buffalo springfield concert he was the only person who was not even remotely sad and on the way home jim messina was literally crying and neil was just like :] the whole way

-one year on his birthday at the ranch there was going to be a party and it was a tradition to have a bonfire at it so he went out into the woods to get sticks for it but somehow managed to grab a bunch of poison oak and it was used at the fire and after that he was not allowed to gather bonfire sticks anymore

-while filming the lincvolt documentary he met a trans woman and when he was interviewing her to ask for her opinion about the car she told him that what he was doing with it was a big change and he should probably ask for the car's permission to do it and he actually did do this later

-"everybodys rockin" originated as an r/maliciouscompliance type of project because while he was on geffen records Old Ways was rejected and the label asked for a "rock and roll album" and this was his response to that

-the infamous Eat A Peach incident

-there is much more but this is all i can come up with rn

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earthtooz · 1 year

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I NEED ITOSHI RIN BF HEADCANONS, I BEG YOU 😭

·˚ ༘ ITOSHI RIN BF HEADCANONS !

# warnings: gn!reader, fluff and a little hurt/comfort, mentions to arguments, somewhat suggestive but no nsfw, swearing, idk how many words this is but quite a bit LOL, unedited

# a/n: LUCKY FOR BOTH OF US THAT I JUST SO HAPPENED TO WANT ITOSHI RIN BF HEADCANONS TOO. ENJOY MY FRIEND.

no one knows how you two got into a relationship and to be honest, you don't really know either. like how did you bag itoshi mf rin 😨 the most unlikeable bitch anyone will ever meet in their life... (lovingly)

bachira asked you if you were okay the first time you met and rin immediately lunged at him. like, please stop babe, you're just proving meguru's point !

how you met and all is a story for another time <3 because holy fucking shit is it a long one.

but the point is, although rin takes a while to open up, he is an amazing boyfriend, despite what everyone believes :,)

claims that he needs an independent partner bc he needs his space from time to time and you were completely understanding, even agreeing that some privacy here and there is nice.

except as it turns out, rin is the most co-dependent partner there is 💀 it's no longer 'i' bc it is now 'we'! slay!

he literally needs you to go to the grocery store with him and expects you hold his hand the entire time too- literally.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

"you know how to buy your own green tea, why do i need to come with you?" you ask when rin pops his head into your study room where you were reading your book. "please?"

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

you accompany him (almost) every time. if you're out he even waits for you to get home just so you can go with him like boy wtf...

well his love language is quality time saur.

expresses his love through gifts and acts of service as well. all of the gifts he buys for you are genuinely so well thought-out, like you almost tear up at all of them. one of them was a teddy bear that said 'you're better than mediocre.' and you almost cried 🗣🗣 okay but fr, he got you an anniversary gift of all his favourite moments with you, adding spotify bar codes to the pictures. there were photos from before u even dated like rin 😭😭😭😭 he is so babygirl pls take care of him.

on that note, i headcanon that rin has decent music taste. he listens to rock and alt, even anime soundtracks 🤣 but bc he's fluent in english, i bet he listens to arctic monkeys and the neighbourhood on REPEAT 🔁

wait yeah lover of music, it just makes sense for him to have a collection of headphones in his room. he likes to make you playlists too :( rinnie :( for me???

(rin also has a love language of offering you the first bite of food. you're sharing ice cream? here, have the first spoon. wanna try some of rin's lunch? he's already offering it. the smoothie he's having sounds good? he's already pushing it towards you.)

ALSO ☝️ BC THIS FUCKER LOVES HORROR, IT'S SOMETIMES TO A POINT THAT IT GETS YOU KINDA SCARED FOR YOUR LIFE... HOW IS HE SO IMMUNE TO ALL THE BLOOD... AND VIOLENCE...

he's SICK for this. you never let him pick the movies whenever you want to watch something.

also like it's a good enough reason to not get on his bad side. mans probably has 100 ways to k*ll shidou and get away with it.

anyways, rin would probably be hesitant to let you meet his family (read: sae). he's not ashamed of you, he's ashamed of sae.

so when his family demands to meet you, rin finally caves, agreeing to a dinner back home. only to find out he had nothing to worry about. his mother and father love you, saying how you were so beautiful the whole dinner, and how lucky rin was to have you. they even brought up the topic of marriage and you and rin kinda just sat there like 😐😁 smile and wave... smile and wave...

internally though, rin was over the moon knowing that you're accepted by his family. he loves his mum and dad, and although his relationship with sae is rocky with no smooth waves in sight, his opinion is... 'appreciated'.

best part was that his mother then turned to sae and went 'when are you going to get a partner as well?' and rin SENT HIM THE MOST SHIT-EATING GRIN EVER LMFAOOOOOOO

they got into a fight whilst cleaning the dishes that night.

rin then takes u home and pampers u, still high from the happiness that seeing u with his family brought 😇

WAIT ALSO - YOU TWO DEFINITELY SHOWED UP TO THE DINNER WITH MATCHING FITS >:o

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN'S WARDROBE LIKE DAMN SHAWTY... LET ME HIT... so he'll 100% shop for you too.

in fact, he's the best boyfie to take shopping, he'll be like 'no that's not your colour, but the fit is nice' or be like 'you might need a different size. this one isn't right' - you trust his judgment way more than your friends.

when you are out with your friends shopping, you'll send rin photos for his opinions and he never misses 💯 drops whatever he's doing to respond bc he's gotta make sure his pretty lover has the best wardrobe!!

rin loves paying for your shopping sprees too. no matter how much you try to wrestle him for who pays, he will always win. you make it even though by paying for your meals that day (the difference in how much money is spent on clothes and food will never compare, but it makes you feel a little less guilty so rin indulges you).

also attentive af. knows your tastes in almost everything, memorised your little habits and how you like certain things done. very dedicated bf once you realise just how much he loves doing things for you.

i just had this thought:

you know how couples post on tiktok all the time? well, you thought it would be nice if you could participate in one trend with rin.

you just thought it'd be a small post to share with your friends but instead, you seemed to forget to turn on the 'only friends can view option', it blew the FUCK up - like ofc it would, that's itoshi mf rin... but the comments were all like 'why are you with him', or 'dump him... you're too hot for him...', or 'you can do sooo much better than him'.

look, no matter how sensible rin is, he's not immune to drama and this bitch will not settle for when people tell him he doesn't deserve you like did YOU GO THROUGH TWO YEARS OF PINING??? I DON'T THINK SO. SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

so he's on your account, picks the comment 'i could treat you better than him', films himself giving the commenter the middle finger before you pull him in by the collar to give him a big ol kiss, cutting the video at the exact time that you both stumble out of frame.

look, it's not the most optimal way to fight back against the haters 🙄 but he doesn't need to prove nothing, not like anyone else gets you all to themselves.

oh this man has a banger social media presence, on his main AND on his private accounts.

he prefers posting on the priv bc there he can freely show u off and be more authentic.

itoshirinpriv I love when Y/n wears the things I buy them

─ megurusundercover when will u buy me things rinnie </3

╰┈➤ itoshirinpriv Choke and die

╰┈➤ megurusundercover kinky ;)

─ isagi11 Hi @y/n !

╰┈➤ y/n HI YOICHI !!!!

LOVES A SUPPORTIVE S/O, EVEN IF HE DOESN'T LET IT SHOW!!! WEAR HIS JERSEY AT A MATCH AND CHEER FOR HIM AND YOU HAVE HIS HEART !!! RECORD HIS MATCHES FOR HIM AND WATCH THEM WITH HIM AND HE'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER !!!!! he doesn't ask for much, just a little appreciation back :<

also don't try to compete against rin in anything unless you have guaranteed victory bc this mf is competitive AF.

will spare you on some occasions but more often than not, will give 100% into everything.

you use this to your advantage like 'hey babe, wanna see who can clean more of the house in one hour?' and HE TAKES IT SERIOUSLY EVERY TIME. to be fair, so do you because like you want a clean house, but rin is SO speedy when there's a challenge involved.

easy defeat every time but you can't be mad.

hc that rin can't cook for shit. so you'll have to be there with him or just ban him from the kitchen straight up.

you taught him how to make microwave popcorn and that's about the only thing he is permitted to make.

even his diet-regulated smoothies are all made by you because holy fuck he somehow always messes up the recipe despite it being really clear and concise.

also you steer clear from him when he's working out because he just looks TOO GOOD working out that i makes you feel a little funny and pathetic 😇

if you are someone who does enjoy exercise, rin would love to take this chance to spend some more time together. you could be doing a pilates workout and rin is in the corner lifting weights, glancing over to you ever so often, sending him winks when you catch him.

loves going on hikes with you, no matter the difficulty, how steep or flat, he just really likes being active and if you join him, he'll be SO happy.

also u know how he loves yoga and meditation? if hiit and sweat-inducing workouts aren't for you, he likes stretching with you and teaching you breathing exercises that help throughout the day.

100/10 MASSEUSE BTW !!!! 👍👍👍👍

ofc, relationships aren't always perfect and especially when dealing with rin, someone who has quite a fair bit of trauma from being abandoned and left behind, it only worsens the tension.

believes you're going to leave him every time </3 like no :( just bc you're mad at him doesn't mean you've stopped loving him.

communication is so important. rin has a tendency to catastrophize a lot so please, put your pride aside and talk to him! reassure him! spend some time with him! that's how post-arguments usually go.

then you'll talk it out calmly, expressing both of your perspectives, apologising for breaking boundaries and trying to adapt accordingly.

this routine is a delicate one and it took months of putting aside your immaturity in order to grow together. especially rin who is so full of pride, but when he realised that his stubbornness wasn't winning him anything, he shattered his hardened perception of self and let you in.

"rin?" you whisper, poking your head into your shared bedroom delicately, afraid to upset the beast sleeping in there even more.

"what," he snaps, sitting on his side of bed in a hunched over position. he hugs his legs close to his body and the sight breaks your heart a little.

"i'm watching 'the shining', you can join me if you'd like to."

he grumbles something inaudible before you close the door quietly, hoping he'd cave because you chose this movie just so he'd come around. it's his favourite after all.

setting out a bowl of popcorn and some beverages of choice, you just manage to get the movie up when rin emerges from the bedroom, all gloomy and moody. he plops down on the opposite side of the couch, chin on his hand.

he's pretending like you don't exist which is fine by you, you know he'll cave eventually. so, you slide a cup of water and the bowl of popcorn to him and settle in, pressing 'play'.

around 15 minutes in or so, you're too engrossed in the movie to hear rin's quiet shuffling, and how he's now crossed the distance to sit next to you. his hand comes up to your shoulder to get your attention and when he has it, rin's quick to manoeuvre you so that you were now lying down on the couch.

he then plops down, wrapping his arms around you and resting his head on your chest.

"i'm sorry," whispers the striker. such simple words with such heavy meaning, especially coming from him.

you know he wants to say more, but you know better than he can't get it out, so, you begin threading your fingers through his hair, just how he likes it. rin softens completely against you.

"it's okay," you reassure.

"you're too good for me."

the next morning there's a bouquet of flowers and dessert from your favourite bakery on the kitchen counter.

rin wakes up at a reasonable hour. he likes to start off his days between 8 to 9 am, with 9-10 hours of sleep.

your sleep cycle has been synced with his because he hates sleeping without you beside him.

unless you have a good reason to push back sleep, he will not stand for it. stop depriving yourself of sleep and give your body the rest it deserves!!!!!

has a set night routine with you.

also i'm sorry but rin loves making out + neck and hand kisses are his favourite to give to you + he loves receiving temple and lip kisses.

goes to parties and clubs but very reluctantly. he doesn't like to drink, especially during soccer season, so there's not a lot of joy he can find in going out, except when he gets to eye you up and down all night and have fun with you AYEEEE 🕺😩

'you can wear whatever u want, i can fight' bf.

one thing you learn abt this man overtime is that he truly does not care how you dress. even tho it seems like he's judging you, he loves everything you wear and will admire you appreciatively 24/7.

#hope u enjoyed !#quite self indulgent but i can't help it T^T #itoshi rin x reader #rin x reader #rin itoshi x reader #blue lock x reader #bllk x reader #itoshi rin fluff #blue lock fluff #itoshi rin x you #rin x you #rin itoshi x you #blue lock rin #itoshi x reader #blue lock itoshi rin #rin fluff #itoshi rin drabble

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vivaladicamillo · 9 months

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RYAN DUNN WITH A GOTH AND METALHEAD GN READER

heyy yalll im backkk, took a little break for a bit but IM BACK BABYYYY, ive been getting into goth culture a lot as of recent and have been changing my style to fit around it more so this is js a silly little thing to fuel my brain ☺️☺️ enjoyyy

WARNINGS: none

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GOTH

ok so really i think ryan would LOVEE a goth s/o

but it depends on the era of him

if we r talking BEGINNING of cky days i feel like he would be into it but NEVERRR let yk abt it

if we r taking 1999 ryan oh my god hed fall in love with u then and there

we all know back then he had a little thing for more hardcore women (COUGH COUGH YALL EVER SEEN GLOREN BRO, the leather jacket RYAN WE KNOW WHO U RR)

i feel like he would be curious about it

just with how intricate the style is

i feel like hed be into all the styles of goth ngl, hes js so curious on how it all works

the closet thing hes really seen of goth is bam fanboying over ville

soo not much to compare it too

i feel like he would ask so many questions

just like “where do u find clothes like that??” “how long does it take u to get ready?” js air headed questions

if u started dating him tho oh my god hes a sweetheart

anything halloween related that looks edgy in the slightest he will buy and say it reminded him of u

will help tie up corsets, clip on necklaces, and always have a spare pair of flat shoes on him just incase ur heels start to kill ur feet

obsessed with the make up, he thinks its so cool (and so hot)

oh bam is lowkey so jealous

especially if u are a fan of ville

ryan would try and color match his shirts to ur outfits

u wearing red? his shirt is gonna be red

purple? he has a purple button up somewhere

hes js so in love w u he doesnt care

will be the type of guy to run to the store last minute to get accessories for an outfit for u

also will buy u those overly expensive edgy ass heels from the store bc he know u will rock them

probably has tried on some of ur platformed shoes or heels and busted his ass

bam would probably be there dying laughing bc of it

or he would casually put on a hair piece or some necklaces and imitate you (he swears it out of love)

honestly would let u give him a gothic makeover, js dont show bam

he doesnt reallyy get whats going on but he loves it anyways bc he loves u

METALHEAD

oh he thinks ur so cool

depending on what metal genre u prefer he would listen to so many songs from it

i feel like he’d be a little intimidated at first bc mf thinks HIM and CKY is hardcore

he will buy patches for ur battle vest

love hearing u go on about the bands

WILL GO TO CONCERTS WITH U

warning tho hes gonna try and fucking stage dive into the mosh pit

hes gonna get his ass KICKED

loves ur accessories

the gauntlet cuffs, the bullet belts he thinks its so edgy and cool

hes a little scared of the corpse paint tho

hes seen bam do it but never fully going out with it

when he walks into the room and see u just with two massive black holes for eyes a white face and a frown drawn on it kinda scares him for a second

but he thinks its so cool after he realized

wants u to do it on him

literally if u do he will js be staring in the mirror of a good 20 lins is awe

will go to bar shows with u

cant fight for shit tho so if someone starts shit goodluck LMAOOO

lowkey would grow his hair out bc one of ur fav bands fav members has long hair

hes wayy more into this probably then the gothic vibe but tbh ryans such a sweetheart if he liked u, HE LOVEDDD u

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hey yall so hope u enjoyed, ive been really into both these scenes recently and broo the goth metal style is my favvv, its hella cool. i need to start writing on here again lmk if i should do other cky/jackass members with different styles and genre loving readers!! byeeee :))

#jackass #cky crew #cky x reader #cky4 #cky2k #ryan dunn #ryan dunn fluff #ryan dunn x reader #rip ryan dunn we miss u !#Spotify

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heeseung-min · 1 year

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Christmas with yandere enha? s/o and enha do fun stuff at christmas

fluff :)

oh my god this is cute😆😆😆

Yandere Enhypen Reaction: christmas with their s/o☃️🎄

Heeseung

"Heeseung!!! Let's make ginger bread. I watched some recipe on youtube."

You pulled your boyfriend's hand to the kitchen before stared preparing the ingredients. The man looked a bit confused because he didn't know what to do and waiting for your instruction.

"Baby, I think we should just buy from bakery instead. It's too much work."

"No, it's not! I mean- well this is our first time doing it but that's okay. Who knows maybe the first try is better."

You wiggling your eyebrows to him while confidently put the ingredients inside a big bowl.

However, Heeseung is right.

Both of you were staring at the gingerbreads in front of you. It was hard as rock and burnt. You giggled embarassingly when you realised you had mistaken the time to put it in oven.

"Hehe well...people make mistakes, you know? Maybe we should buy it from bakery."

Heeseung shook his head after let out a sigh. He can't be mad at what you did even though you nearly burn the kitchen. You are precious after all. He hugged you closer and kissed your forehead making you blushed badly at the sudden affection.

"How about we stay here and eat ramen together?"

"What the fuck Heeseung...it's literally christmas and you wanted to eat ramen??"

"It's better than burnt desserts."

"Hey!"

Jay

You were excited to open the prizes you guys bought for each other. You told Jay to buy anything that he think you would like because you want it to be surprise.

However, you forgot to tell your rich boyfriend the amount of gift he should buy.

Now, in front of you there were 10 presents and most of them are in huge size. Meanwhile you on the other hand had prepared only two gifts for him.

"Wow, so many presents."

Jay laughed and handled you one of it for you to open.

"You can open it first, honey."

When you had opened half of the prizes, you became slowly disappointed on yourself because everything that Jay bought for you are literally expensive and branded while you only knitted a sweater and scarf for him.

You looked at him worriedly when he tear the wrap paper apart and examining the sweater and scarf you made by yourself.

"I'm- I'm sorry I should buy something expensive for you. I thought you wouldn't buy me expensive thing for this christmas so I decided to knit the sweater and the scarf. I'm sorry if you hate the- aackk"

A sudden hug from him stopping you to talk. He giggled and left some kisses on your skin.

"Hate? Honey, I will accept anything you did for me."

Jake

You were sulking.

And obviously it's Jake's fault.

Both of you had went to stores to buy decoration for christmas. It was fun at first with Jake trying the fake white beard and act as Santa but that's changed when there were three boys you assumed there were middle school students complimenting you. You were so glad and thanked them but Jake being mad at them and caused a small argument.

You knew your boyfriend is posessive but this time is not grown adult but a boy that talked to you. Nothing wrong with that and he's too stubborn to admit his wrong thus making you giving him silent treatment.

Now, it's been hours and you still didn't talk to him. It made your boyfriend felt lonely because he always cling to you and do the decorating together.

He sighed when he realised you will not talk to him until he apologises. He lowkeyly admitted it was childish of him to get mad at the boys but he is jealous okay?

"I'm sorry. Are you still admit at me?"

No response. Jake whined when you decided to leave him alone at the couch. He ran after you and stopping in front of you making you glare at him.

"You need to kiss me."

"What?!"

Jake lifting his finger up to make you see what was the above of you.

A mistletoe.

You rolled your eyes when the man in front of you smiled brightly and puckered his lips for you to kiss.

You can't be mad at him for too long when you love him too much so you hold his cheeks and kissed him. He made you squealed when he pulled you closer to his body.

"Merry christmas, y/n."

"Merry christmas, Jake."

Sunghoon

"Make sure to balance yourself and slowly try to walk."

You guys were skating on frozen lake near the house. You asked Sunghoon to teach you how to skate since he is pro on it. But, after few times trying to teach you, you still couldn't balance yourself and keep falling.

Sunghoon also not giving any help instead laughing when that happened. You gave up on the skating and slowly walked out of the lake and sat on the ground that covered by snow.

"Are you giving up already? Come on, I didn't know you are that weak."

"I don't want to skate anymore. You keep laughing on me."

You took a handful of snow and shaped it to round. Sunghoon giggled at your acts then doing few rounds skating on the ice. After 15 minutes, he went to look for you but frowned when he didn't see you playing with snow like earlier instead he only saw a snowman.

"What the? Did she-?"

He nearly ran wanted to find you but stopped when he felt snow behind his head. He became relief when he turned back to see you were laughing at his confused and shocked face.

"Do you think I'm running away, Hoon?"

"Woman, you make me scared."

"Catch me if you can!"

It is definitely the best christmas ever you spent with Sunghoon.

Sunoo

Sunoo and you were playing snowball fight. You woke him up this early morning to build snowman and when it was nearly done, you threw a handful of snowball to his face. That's how the fight started.

Sunoo looking at you running from him while giggling uncontrollably. Seeing you with that bright smile and happiness on your face made him flustered and proud at the same time.

It's been a year and this is the first time he spent christmas together with you. He swear this moment is magical and hoping there will be many memories he can create-

"Why are you stopping? I thought we were fighting snowball here."

You pouted when Sunoo stop fighting and looking at him confusely. You slowly back away when he ran to you and shouted a little when both of you fell to the ground.

It didn't hurt since the ground covered with snow but you were flustered at the sudden close distance between him and you.

"What- what are you doing..Sunoo?"

"Are you blushing right now, baby?"

"I- I'm not! I just asked why are you suddenly do this?"

Chuu~~~

Instead of answering you, he kissed your lips while both of you still on the ground with him being on top of you. He parted away when he felt you pushing him away slowly.

"Christmas with you is definitely the best."

Jungwon

Jungwon woke up from the bed when he felt no one beside him. He groaned a little because it's cold and he wanted to sleep more with you in his arms.

He went to the living room when he heard you cute giggles. Looks like you were decorating the christmas tree. Damn it, why are you so cute? Not only that, his grandmother also helping you doing it together. What a lovely sight.

"Jungwon! Look at Injang and Garden. I made them a beanie."

The boy laughed when he looked at the succulents. The beanie is really cute and he pulled you closer to him.

"You make them feel warm. I want it too."

"You rascal, why are you so needy this morning?"

"Grandma! I'm not like that."

You and his grandmother laughed when Jungwon started to blush. His grandmother went to the kitchen to make breakfast leaving both of you. You hold his cheeks and stare straight to his eyes.

"Oh, baby. You are still sleepy, hmm?"

"Why did you wake so early? I still want to cuddle with you."

"You can do it later. It's christmas today. Go wash yourself."

You pecked him on the cheek before walked to the kitchen to help his grandmother but got pulled back so he can kiss you on the forehead.

"Merry christmas, baby."

Nishimura Riki

"Riki, where are you?"

"I have some matters to do. Can you wait for me?"

"Okay. Be careful, riki."

"Sure, babygirl."

He waited for you to hang up before turned to the person in front of him.

"Hyung, I don't know what to buy for y/n! Please help me. Please!"

Heeseung and Jay shake their head at his agitated state. Earlier on this month, the boy flexed himself to them that he will give you th best present in the world. However, looking at Riki right now seems like very different with what he said.

"You said you don't need our help."

"I was kidding. I'm sorry. I didn't know it can be this hard."

The guys keep suggesting to Riki things that he can buy for you but your boyfriend declined it all and stated reason that you don't like expensive thing or their suggestions are too cliche.

The boy came back to home sadly with a plastic full of bungeoppang. He cursed himself for crictising his friends suggestion but he too is cliche for buying that pastry as gift.

"What took you so long? I feel bored sitting here alone."

"I'm sorry. I was finding something."

"Ohhh. Come here, let's open the present. I'm curious what did you get for me."

Riki felt guilty so bad that he nearly wanted to cry. He gave the warm plastic bag to you while shutting his eyes. He was afraid of your disappointed face. He felt a bit weird when you suddenly laughed.

"Riki! We bought same thing."

What?

He quickly opened his eyes and looked to you show a bag of his favourite desserts too and your laughing state made him relief and a bit tears came out from his eyes.

"Hey, why are you crying?"

"I- oh god I thought I am such a bad boyfriend for buying this as your present. I don't know what to buy for you and all of the suggestions from hyung are expensive and too cliche. But here I am bought this street food-"

"Riki, relax. I don't care about the gifts. What I only want is celebrating the christmas with you."

Nishimura Riki swear that you are the best part of his life and no one can change that.

AHHHH ITS DONE😆😆🥺🥺 it's been so long doing the yandere reaction. Sorry if some of them were too short or too long☹️😭 Hope you guys enjoy thiss

Andddd merry christmas and happy holiday to everyone😁😁 Make sure to stay healthy!

Taglist: @stacey-stonem @duolingofanaccount

#yandere kpop #enha x reader #kpop yandere #yandere enhypen #lee heeseung #park jongseong #sim jaeyun #park sunghoon #kim sunoo #yang jungwon #nishimura riki #yandere au #enha x y/n #yandere enha #enhypen scenarios #yandere enha reaction

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garyroachsanderson · 1 year

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Will never not get over the bestfriend hcs pls bless us with more🛐 Also love your writing!!

hi thank you!! here’s more

141 - best friend hcs

(requested)

GHOST:

long periods of silence where neither of you say anything, but its comfortable. you’re both doing completely different things but it qualifies as hanging out

if you have a personality similar to him: you didn’t approach him at first, you both kind of orbited around each other. he eventually just started hanging out more, being closer to you in battle, until you both decided to hang around each other. you have his back, he has yours.

if you dont: you probably approached him at first. his personality off out you, but you continued your kindness until he saved you during a mission. from that point on, you became inseparable. he has a soft spot for you and you only.

soap probably tried to befriend you at some point, to which ghost scared him off. its not that he’s obsessive or anything, he just wants soap to piss off and find his own friend, because he knows if you were friends with him he’d get you mindlessly injured at some point.

you passed out during a mission after being shot, and it was the only time the team had ever seen ghost cry. you were fine of course—he just thought you were dead because he didn’t know if you could take a bullet.

awful jokes. terrible jokes, even.

one day, you decided to retaliate.

“ay, l.t.?”

“what?”

“what do you call a soldier who shits himself often?”

“…”

“a LOOtenant.”

“go right to hell.”

SOAP:

blood brothers (siblings?). there has definitely been a point where you shook hands and shared blood

you’re the one who gave him his haircut. he trusted you with a razor, and you buzzed it into a terrible mohawk. he thinks it suits him, and tried playing it off by saying he loves it. now, he chooses to cut it like that

many “why are you buying clothes at the soup store” incidents

as the only one who can understand his accent, you often have to translate for him. though, if you have an accent, it has the same effect as putting two phones with ‘talking tom’ installed on them next to each other.

“i dare you to shout that over comms”

“you always fucking win at uno” (he doesnt know how to play and gets angry)

you unintentionally learned scottish

he definitely wanted to be bffs the second he saw you. he simply thinks you are cool

PRICE:

you are a literal teachers pet

you consistently stand up for him when the conversation turns

def a niece/nephew and crazy uncle type relationship. “(reader) gets to hold the guns because i said so”

you two play so many card games you dream of aces and spades

“and why does (reader) get shotgun? i called it first”

“because they’re better than all of you combined”

terrible old man jokes but kind of funny. you know a lot of like 1960s lingo

if you were to ever be injured it would definitely be a NO NO NO SOAP NO NO NO moment

the reason hes taken such a shining to you is because he thought you were stupid when you joined the ranks. when you saved his ass from SEVERAL attacks, his opinion changed.

ROACH:

rock, paper scissors is your favorite game to play together. he cant often beat you, and spends a lot of time trying to get better, which is why when he hits his head he plays rock paper scissors with himself

you helped him instead of crack jokes when he was a newbie, which is why you’re each other’s favorite. he reminded you of yourself when you were younger

alternatively, you were the newbie after roach. he didnt want you to feel the same shame that he did when he joined, so he protected you from the higher-ups jokes, and you never drifted apart

you’re the only one hes ever actually gotten to tell he was transgender. price saw it in his file, and wanted to name him ‘cockroach’.. but he didnt have one. hes kept it a secret from everyone else, though.

on the day of shepherds betrayal, it was you in ghosts shoes. you actually managed to get a bullet in shepherds heart, but he got you as well. you managed to drag him away into the treeline, and you somehow managed to fucking live.

once again, same room! price thought it was only fair.

he has a sewn on patch of whatever your callname is, and you have a sewn on patch of a roach on your shoulder.

#call of duty modern warfare #simon riley #modern warfare #gary roach sanderson #john mactavish #john price #call of duty #cod #headcanons #bffs

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freaky-munson · 2 years

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Rude p.2

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Summary: Eddie Munson really wants to marry Y/n Hopper but her dad strongly refuses; based on song “Rude” by MAGIC!

fic is kinda au

Warnings: a little bit of angst, mostly fluff

Words: 1,263

introduction part one part two here part three part four part five epilogue

When Eddie was asked out by Y/n he could not believe his luck. Yes, he realized they got very close during these 2 weeks before the date so she got to know him surprisingly really well, but he also knew that he was the school’s biggest freak - despite the fact the pretty girl herself always denied it and argued with everyone who called him that. Furthermore, she made him feel like he fit and never like he was some weirdo in contrast with everyone else in the school. Even when there was no feelings yet, he astonishingly felt loved for the first time in his life.

So believe when I say he was in huge shock and had expression of surprise painted on all over his face after she agreed to be his girl. This was the happiest and the best day he could ever imagine. That day he swore that he will never hurt her and will try to make her as happy as she made him every day

Because he was aware that if he fucked up, a special girl like her was worth everything and if he ever stupidly let her go or hurt her to the point of leaving, someone else would easily try to take a chance on her - because why wouldn’t they, Y/n was an amazing person with golden heart and angelic smile.

That was the main reason he spent most of his summer days working his ass off in local music store - he wanted to buy his baby a ring which was good enough for her; because in Eddie’s mind she deserved all the best.

The job itself wasn’t even hard; he loved music and not many people wanted to visit this small, cozy shop during vacation which in summer turned into little boiling hell - they had local pool to go to with cold water and hot people to ogle at.

And it wasn’t even that suspicious when he decided to get the job. All of his close friends had some summer job. Moreover since he was out of high school, he had less customers willing to buy some weed or little harder stuff from him.

Additionally he did not want to get into Jim Hopper’s bad books even more that he already got. Especially if he really wanted to get his blessing to marry his daughter.

It also was good distraction for the boy when Y/n was part time working in local bookstore.

In August, now that he saved enough money to satisfy him and his plans for buying the prettiest ring out there, he took his trustworthy van and went to jeweller. At the moment he didn’t care about anything; even when saleswoman glared at him as he was about to steal something. But after some uncomfortable minutes, he found what he was looking for.

The ring itself was very simple. It had gold narrow band with bigger, but in the end quite small, diamond in the center and smaller zirconiums surrounding main rock.

While he wanted to spoil Y/n after being more than 2 years in relationship he was aware of the girl’s style and knew she preferred simplicity over splendour.

He was so exited about his purchase, that to avoid spilling this secret to his girlfriend before he had opportunity to come up with plan, he drove right to workplace of the pair of his good friends.

And even lack of subtlety coming from Steve couldn’t destroy his good humour.

Yet he didn’t say anything else about his plans for the next few weeks. To say at least, they were surprised. Neither Y/n nor Eddie seemed to be sad or uncomfortable which would indicate some problems in their relationship. So when they had their weekly hangout, both older and younger kids, iconic duo decided to use the fact that Y/n would come later because of her work to interrogate him a little bit while the three of them were waiting for the rest of the group to join them.

“To be honest with you man, I literally start to think that you were joking about that proposal” said Steve sitting on the edge of his swimming pool right next to Eddie “After all you didn’t say anything else besides that one time like month ago”

“This is because that’s the only thing I know. Which is that I want to marry her. I have no idea how. I really want it to be perfect, it is what she deserves. Not some rushed simple proposal”

“Eddie, you should really know that you don’t have to do anything perfect. She would literally marry you with paper ring” Robin’s raspy voice coming from the lounges behind the boys’ backs reassured him slightly

“I know guys but I want to make it as best as I can so she would happily go back to those memories. Besides that may not be the only reason” curly haired boy scratched his head in nervous tick.

“What can possibly be that bad that you don’t want to do it? You said that she is the love of your life so why the long wait”

“Steve, I’m pretty sure you know Y/n well enough to know that her dad is the number one man in her life and she loves and admires him deeply.” the brown fluffy haired man squinted and nodded “ Then you also know that her father is freaking Jim Hopper. The chief of Hawkins police. The man that I’m pretty sure hates me with passion.”

Unfortunately Eddie wasn’t far from the truth.

Even though Y/n tried to think differently and tried to convince him many times that he was mistaken, the dad himself emphasised his hatred for the Muson boy almost every occasion he had. So there was no point in trying to lie just to falsely cheer the metal head.

At least Eleven was way more lovely and understanding. Maybe she was younger than her sister but she also was in love and clearly loved her sister so she understood why sometimes her sister argued with their dad about staying in relationship with curly haired boy. Besides, she knew that Y/n tried to help her with Mike situation, it wouldn’t make any sense to not support her beloved one.

And Eddie? She liked the boy. He was always nice to her and didn’t treat her as child. He shared his music taste with her and tried to remember to bring her Eggos from time to time.

“You need to charm him. Step up your game. That’s what a least what worked for me”

“Aren’t you aware that Hopper doesn’t like you either?” before Steve could even protest, the half of the kids run into the backyard clearly and passionately arguing about some stuff. Seeing that there was no Y/n in the view, Robin decided to motivate the boy by awkwardly exclaiming his intentions.

“Eddie is proposing to Y/n!”

In the background you could hear Eddie’s protests, but mostly happy screams coming from Nancy and rest of the girls. Now he knew that he had little time and had to act fast because no way that those little shits could button their lips.

That’s why only two days later, on Saturday morning Eddie Munson stood in his best suit on the Hoppers’ doorstep with clammy hands and razzmatazz in his head with a mission.

“Oh Mr Hopper at the end of the day you will love me” mumbling some encouragement he knocked to the wooden front door.

#eddie munson imagine #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson series #stranger things #stranger things imagine #eddie munson x hopper!reader

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Bread Aisle

Danny Blurb: “what would you do if you saw danny in the grocery store?” -anon

Warnings: fluff, embarrassment

I was thinking about this all day at work today. He makes me so happy and fluttery, I could die. I know this would literally never happen but a girl can dream right?? Right???

“Wait, what else do we need?” your friend Clark asked the rest of the group. The six of you were in a small grocery store right outside of Nashville, stocking up for your weekend enclosed in the mountains. You had just finished your seven hour drive, now leaving you in darkness as the night began.

“We should get salsa, or guacamole, or queso!” Matt joked as he pushed the cart down the cereal aisle.

“Who’s idea was it to come to the grocery store hungry again?” Clark countered back at Matt’s cravings. Your friends were basically your siblings. Your yearly trip to the mountains was something that even after college, the six of you kept up with.

You all continued shopping for a little while before Zoya made the point that if you stayed in the store for much longer, the lot of you would become broke before the trip even started. When the group started to make their way to the register, you finally realized what you had missed in your shopping frenzy.

“Hold on guys, we forgot bread!” You stated, turning on your heals to head to the bread section. Before you could move though, Matt grabbed the back to your shirt, pulling you to an immediate halt. “Hey, what the hell?” You said looking back at Matt. When you looked back at him, you were confused to see his eyes staring past you. Turning yourself back to see what he was looking at, your view collided with a man at the far end of the store with beautiful dark curly hair. His back was to you but you instantly recognized your favorite drummer, Danny Wagner.

“Holy fuck, is that who I think it is?” Matt whispered into your ear, trying to avoid the rest of the group from noticing him. You and Matt were major rock heads and had always bonded of your shared music taste. He was the one that introduced you to your favorite band, so you knew he was internally freaking out just as much as you were.

“Yes, but we should leave him alone. He’s shopping at night for a reason, right?” You said tentatively, never letting your eyes leave his figure. You could see his arms through his tight long sleeve shirt. You had always been mesmerizing by this man but seeing him in person made your throat burn. You couldn’t believe how stunning he was.

“I don’t know. If he really didn’t want to be seen, he should’ve just used insta-cart.” Matt roughly yanked you backwards so that he could step in front of you, heading straight for Danny. Before he could get to far, you quickly ran in front of him, shoving him backward in order to get him to stop. Matt tried his hardest to push past you, but every attempt ended in you pushing your hands against his chest, pushing him further back.

“You will not bother him! He’s just a regular person trying to buy groceries! Now go help the others while I go get the bread!” Before Matt could get a word in, Clark called him over to do exactly what you had just told him to do. Turning yourself back into the direction of Danny, you soon realized the man had disappeared from the produce section, no where to be seen.

It was probably better that way. You had loved Greta Van Fleet ever since you had first heard them and it tore your heart to pieces knowing that you were so close to your favorite member. Deep down though, you knew that he was here, in the late evening, for a reason and you weren’t going to ruin that for him. Taking a sharp left into the bread aisle, your eyes scanned the packages labeled wheat and whole grain.

While you tried to decided what you wanted, the back of your eyes burned. You couldn’t get him out of your head. He was here. Danny was in this store and you saw him. How were you just supposed to ignore him and move on with your night. Your face instantly heated as you thought of meeting him, smiling and laughing with him, and taking pictures with him. You couldn’t help as the first tear slipped past your lashes.

In your peripheral vision, you could see that you were not alone in the aisle but in all honesty, you couldn’t care. The fact that your idle, your escape from reality, was in the same building with you and you knew you couldn’t do anything about it. Quickly whipping your tear on your flannel sleeve, you picked up a random loaf that you finally decided on and turned to make your way back up to your friends. Keeping your eyes cast down, you didn’t even notice the tall figure standing at the end of the aisle until you had fully collided with them. The force of the impact sent you spilling to the floor, your terrible coordination getting the best of you.

“Shit, I’m so sorry” you said as you quickly shuffled off of the floor and back onto your feet. Before you could get your butt up though, a hand stretched down and hover right above your frame. Letting yourself look at the hand, your eyes adjusted to let you see the full picture of Danny Wagner outstretching his hand and standing right before you.

“Are you okay? That was quite to fall!” He said, looking down directly at you. A small chuckle slipped out of him perfect mouth and down to grace your ears. You stared at him wide eyed as he quicker up his brow at you. “Are you going to get up or am I going to have to leave you sitting on the floor?” He said, shaking his head as you finally grabbed his hand.

In an instant, his strong arms were pulling you into a standing position. Again though, you poor balance got the best of you, and you wobbled in place, trying to grab your bearings. Danny noticed this and swiftly placed his unoccupied hand on your waist, instantly stabilizing you. The heat that radiated off of his hands warmed your entire soul. You could feel his grasp on ever inch of your body as your stared into his breathtaking hazel eyes.

“That was a pretty hard fall, are you sure you are okay?” His voice was soft and sweet, flowing into your ears like a wondrous melody. He wore a smile as he slowly receded his grasp on you. The loss in contact almost made your tears fall all over again.

“I… I… I’m…. so… sorry…” your voice wavered in your throat as the embarrassment slowly rose from your feet all the way to the top of your skull. The reality finally sank in the you had just in fact ran into Danny Wagner, and the proceed to fall on the ground in front of him. Your nose tingled and your cheeks burned as the intense amount of emotions washed of you. This obviously wasn’t just an internal feeling, as you watched Danny’s face turn from amusement to concern.

“Hey, no sweat!” He swiftly grabbed your hands and lifted them into the air, frantically checking you for scratches or marks. “See! You look in tip too shape! No need for tears!” He said, dropping you hands so that that would lay softly at your sides.

“What about you? Are you okay?” You whispered softly, losing you voice in your throat as you looked back into his eyes. A soft smile graced his face once again before he made a dramatic spin in the bread aisle, showing you just how fine he was.

“I’m simply grand” he said, never letting his eye leave your reddened face. The two of you looked at each other for a few seconds more before he let out a quick laugh and scratched the back of his neck. Before you could let this serine moment become awkward, you spoke up.

“I’m really sorry again, I hope you have a good night” you said before heading past Danny and to the register. Moving quickly, you rushed past the man and towards the end of the aisle but before you could make it out of the section you heard him speak again.

“I think you might have dropped your bread” his voice was chalk full of humor as he noticed your shoulders tense. The initial embarrassment that you felt when you fell was nothing compared to the fiery red hotness that you felt in you ears at this moment. You turned around to see him slightly turned around to face you, with his gorgeous hair hanging over his shoulder.

“Uhhhh, right” was the only thing you said as you stalked back over to where you fell and grabbed the discarded loaf. Standing upright, you again turned around and headed for the front of the store, but as you made your way past Danny for the second time, he slyly slipped his arm around you stomach and waist. He pulled you snuggly against him into a side hug.

“Thanks for standing up for me,” His nose pushed into you hair as he whispered into your ear and neck. “I can’t tell you how much that meant to me.” You sucked in as much oxygen as you could as you body erupted into goose bumps.

“Oh, you heard that huh?” You replied, turning your head to face his. You let out your sucked in breath as you eyes locked with his. You both took a second to look at each other, really take in each other, in the quietness of the space.

“Yeah, I heard it.” Was all he said as he dropped his arm that held you in place and turned to you. His breath swept past your face as he spoke. You reciprocated his movements and turned your body to face him.

“Too bad I still interrupted your evening,” you said, pushing you head to face the ground. “That was not my intention” you said, finishing your thought while you played with the wrapping of the bread. There was not even a beat of silence before you felt a pressure underneath your chin, pulling your gaze back up to his. His pointer finger and thumb held your face in place as he brought his mouth to your cheek.

His lips were so soft against the curvature of your bone. You heart nearly stopped as you felt the tip of his nose against your temple, his lips still pressed against your face. You fingers and toes became numb as the realization hit you like a freight train. Danny Wagner just kissed your cheek.

“I know” he said, pulling his mouth away from your face and looking you deep in your eyes. “That’s why I let you bump into me.”

#greta van fleet #danny gvf #gvf #danny wagner x reader #danny lane #danny wagner #Danny x fan #jake gvf #jake kiszka #josh gvf #josh kiszka #sammy gvf #sam kiszka #sammy kiszka #sam gvf

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Miscellaneous Tag game

Thank you for makin this and tagging me Mar!!! @ronald-speirs

Favorite place in the world you’ve visited?

I haven't been many places at all, and all of the places I enjoyed are neighboring states (Florida, SC, Tennessee, Alabama.) so it's almost the same as being home. I'll say Alabama, went to a cliff that my parents, aunt, and uncles used to climb and camp at all the time, idk what it's actually called but they always called it Sand Rock (take a guess what the rock is primarily made of...) it was entirely untouched when they used to go, but now there's fucking campsites and a huge pavilion there, I hate it bc the pictures my parents took made the place look so perfect and secluded, no trash anywhere. Now there's a fucking dumpster with shit leaking out of it and stupid "Beware! Cliff!" signs everywhere like no shit there's a cliff its a rock wall you idiots-

Something you’re proud of yourself for?

.... girl idk- I guess I'm proud of how regardless of the circumstances, I always stick to my morals and principles. Thanks for that one, dad.

Favorite books?

Oh!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! hmm-

One Bullet Away - Nathaniel Fick. Probably my favorite of all time, it's so well and personally written, made me cry every time I read it.

Islands Of The Damned - R.V. Burgin. I love how simply he wrote it, like he really put his authentic self on those pages and didn't try to seem "more educated" than he was because he was just a little Texas boy and I loved that about him.

Those are really the only ones I can recall details from so I'll stick with those, but I did enjoy Helmet For My Pillow - Robert Leckie a lot, I read that in the truck while waiting for my brother to get out of class,. Generation Kill - Evan Wright was also good but it read so... grade-school-y, ya know?

My To Read list is:

With The Old Breed - Eugene Sledge. Started it but couldn't continue bc it seems like he's censoring himself a bit and IIIIIIII don't fuck with that, I'll power through it eventually though.

Red Platoon - Clinton Romesha. It's by a Medal Of Honor recipient from The Battle of Kamdesh, the only reason I haven't read it yet is bc i will sob about it for days after and I'm not ready for that.

My To Buy list is:

China Marine - Eugene Sledge. I WANT TO KNOW EVERY LITTLE DETAIL OF HIS TIME IN CHINA AFTER THE WAR-

(switching to non-war books oops)

Call Me By Your Name & Find Me - André Aciman. I just want to kill myself really, I want to hurt so bad that I never recover. Both are written in first person though and I hate that shit...

The Power Of The Dog - Thomas Savage. I watched the movie first and now I need to base my whole life off of these pieces of ART like fuckkkkkkkk.

Fellow Travelers - Thomas Mallon. Uhhhhhh yeah I want to submerge myself in this series entirely. Supposedly there's an ass ton of changes from in the series from the book, like Hawk being in the Army in the show and not the Navy like in the book, and I need to know if there are Seaman jokes-

Something that makes your heart happy when thinking about it?

Maizie 💚💚💚💚 my goofy goopy gooby girl 💚💚💚💚 my baby 💚💚💚💚 my sweet little bully girl 💚💚💚💚 the light of my life and the hindrance of my life-path 💚💚💚💚 the most stressful thing I've ever had to deal with day in and day out 💚💚💚💚

also cock. yeah that makes my heart happy too.

Favorite thing about your culture?

The MEN- okay I'll be serious. I'm not exactly sure what my culture is since Southern culture is Black culture (no I won't fight anyone on this unless you've been here, experience life here, and looked into literally any staple of Southern culture and seen that yeah 99% of it is rooted in Black history) and I'm.... Ghostly- I love the sense of community and the general easy-going but also absolutely chaotic feel you get everywhere you go. Like yeah I could get called "baby" and "sugar" and "honey" by the sweet old cashier, and then right when I walk out of the store I could suddenly be helping some stranger pack a deer with ice and have blood all over my hands and arms, the polarity of Southern-ness is great.

When did you join the HBO War fandom? What was the first show you watched?

I want to say two and a half years ago, not really sure though- Band of Brothers was my first watched it back to back like four times, then Gen Kill and watched that one probably four times back to back as well, then The Pacific like two or three times back to back, and now I'm suffering through MOTA.

Have you read any of Easy Company’s books? If so, which ones were your favorite?

I have not. I don't really want to either bc I don't want to realize all the inaccuracies of the show vs the true events. Like the little things, I don't want to watch the show with distain-

Favorite HBO War character and your favorite moment with them?

Oh fuck you Mar, I can't choose!!

BoB: I cannot choose, I can't. I love so many of them way too much that it hurts. Loved whenever Johnny yelled "BULL!!" like yes bestie I would scream his name too-

GK: Poke <3 whenever he was on screen was my favorite. I think his "and all the love in their hearts, from their wives and children. And all that hate, dog. All the hate it took to blow these motherfuckers away. It's destiny, dog! White Man's gotta rule the world!" and that was the first time we saw Doc smile too, love that for them. Alternatively whenever he looks at Brad with his shark-like smile, I would FOLD if he looked at me that way.

TP: SID AND YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS MAR FUCK I LOVE THAT BOY SO MUCH I NEED HIM SO BAD. When he tore Gene a new one about why they were the ones that made it back and not all those other guys, like yes put your boy in line-

MOTA: *crickets*

Do you make content for any fandoms, if so; what sort of content?

HBOwar: Sort of? Not as of late but I have written a few fics and made a few moodboards, can find all of them in my masterlist. I'm sorta working on some TP stuff but it's so hard for me to write for that while FT is consuming my every waking thought.

Fellow Travelers: HAHHAH I CAN'T STOP- Oh I've already made so many little webweaves and edits and a moodboard, and rn I'm working on a puppyplay fic hahah

UFC: I don't make content though I kinda wish I had when I was super-super into the fighters on a personally level lmao

Favorite actor/actress and your favorite film of theirs?

I don't have one, like there's not a specific actor/actress I've watched shitty film for. I usually enjoy Mads Mikkelsen in whatever he does, Jabob Pitts is also lovely, Anne Hathaway is my If I Was Straight actress

Favorite quote/s that you wish to share with others?

"Give what you get and don't complain when you get what you give."

Random fact your mutuals/followers don’t know about you?

Mm, I don't know, I'm always cold and I hate it and will never willingly live any further north than where I currently live, also no further west than Louisiana cause fuck Texas on a personal level

If you’re a writer, do you need a beta reader (say yes so I can be your beta reader 🤭)?

I don't know what a beta reader is please explain SOMEONE-

Three things that make you smile?

Actually being on a job site regardless of how anxious it makes me, I've spent way too long doing what I do from home and not being a part of the installation process.

Hearing other people laugh, idk why but hearing anyone laugh makes me smile.

These pictures of my goofy goopy gooby girl

Any nicknames you like?

Buck is a nickname and I love it cause it's so fucking HICK like ME

List some people you love to see around on tumblr!

@ronald-speirs !! even though like none of your posts from any of your blogs are showing up on my dash?? hate you tumblr-

@ableedingpen !! BRO I WANT TO KISS YOU YOU ARE SO FUCKING AWESOME TO SEE IN MY REPLIES LIKE I GET STUPIDLY EXCITED-

@corkyviolet !! your screencaps are so fucking good and I cry at all of your edits-

@verawhisk !! we don't post the same content anymore but I do still love to see you around, V you are the GOAT

What would you do during a zombie apocalypse?

Shoot myself. No joke, I don't want to deal with that.

Favorite movie?

uhhhhhhhhh, All Of Us Strangers ripped my heart out, not sure if it's my favorite though

Do you like horror movies?

No (sorry Mar) they never appealed to me, I prefer a documentary about real fucked up and gorey events-

Tagging: anyone!!! have fun y'all!!!

#tag game #MarMar✿#buck brawls

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runawayengineer · 1 year

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―on the road again 🚐

· · ✦ 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗏𝖾 𝖽𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖳𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗋𝗈𝖺𝖽 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗉 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗇𝗏𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌, 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗌 both 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗋st yet 𝖻𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽'𝗏𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝗇𝖾. [1/2]

𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌: 𝗓𝗁𝗈𝗇𝗀𝗅𝗂, 𝖣𝗂𝗅𝗎𝖼, Xiao, kazuha, kaeya, 𝗌𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗎𝖼𝗁𝖾.

Tags: @extrakuli @space-dragon-ace

Zhongli

Certified driver.

This man does not shut the hell up, he's constantly Bringing up old memories about osmanthus wine, and those who share the memory.

Him and Diluc take turns driving, because they don't trust anyone else to drive. He usually drives whenever diluc is tired out.

But everyone (minus you and xiao) prefer Diluc, because zhongli drives UNDER the speed-limit. And whenever you tell him to drive faster, he Simple Chuckles, adjust the mirrors and goes "you can never be too careful."

And then proceeds to get voted into the back seat by literally everyone, including you, you apologise afterwards.

No one let's him touch the radio, because he puts on either Classical music or Love songs.

Like Scaramouche isn't trying to hear 02 symphony no. 5 eliusuah no elion the 3rd, Song of the moon, Night sky harmonies. Like Play rap, play metal, play rock, anything but whatever zhongli wants to hear.

Whenever you stop by Gas stations, Corner stores or etc. You'd expect him to buy everything because he's the eldest.

You couldn't be more wrong, you give this man a price limit and he goes above the price limit, and everyone is like in??? a??? Gastation???

Always either buys wrethers, peppermints or some old brand of soda you've literally never heard of??

Like it's your turn to pay for everything and Zhongli appears out of nowhere with Two bags of Werthers, and a Can of popfizz.

Bitch comes up to the counter with a candy bar named "Chuckles." And then acts surprised when scaramouche laughs at him. You literally had this coming, thinking it'd be okay to walk up to the Attendant with peppermints and.....is that can of soda called "Klink"???

Constantly offering people werthers, You and Xiao Love this man to much to say no, and the caramel is kinda addicting like???

"I'm glad you enjoy them, Back in my day-" "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE-" 100% scaramouche.

Never take this man to a restaurant, ALWAYS ORDERS SUGAR PACKETS AND THAT'S IT.

Stares at the receipt for like 10 minutes, and then goes "Did anyone pack my Reading glasses?" Literally tries to get out the Car to unpack his suitcase.

"damn it old man, break a hip already!" - scaramouche.

He doesn't take scara to heart though.

Gets voted into the back, AGAIN

gets a little moody when a gas station doesn't have what he wants. So he has to improvise and get Sugar from a Chick'fil'ay

And then takes it out on the Worker???

"Why do you need Sugar packets, sir?"

"mind your own business."

.....

The car was to stunned to speak.

But that's a 4/10 chance so.

Over all 8/10 would take him.

Also you'd probably have to pack/unpack for him, because he keeps forgetting stuff???

Diluc

Walking talking ATM.

Every 10 minutes somebody is asking for a snack, or has to use the bathroom and this man cannot take much more of it.

Kept trying to leave kaeya at gas stations. Almost got away with it if we're for you meddling kids.

Is that parent that Gets in the car and sets the rules.

"When we get here I better not see any of..." "And that means you, Kaeya."

Constantly targeting kaeya for no good reason, and when you ask why, he'll just go. "I'm just keeping him in line." MF he Hasn't spoke since you tried to leave him at the gas station an hour ago.

I'm in LOVE with Bully!Diluc

Doesn't care about what's on the radio but is very Careful about who he let's maintain the Radio which means if you want to be in charge of the radio impress him. Insult kaeya

Usually he just Leaves the Radio in the Warm Palms of Kazuha.

Absolutely messes with Gorou.

"Dogs can't drive." Out of nowhere. Can you see Kazuha holding Gorou back in the backseats??

Stands at the Gas station door and loudly goes. "Tick tock! Time's wasting!" Stfu Scaramouche needs his Sour gummy worms and your gonna pay for them 👹

Ultimate Scaramouche victim. Gets his seat kicked and doesn't do anything about it.

But constantly yells "HEY! DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND!"

Ooh shiver me timbers😬

Threatens to take his belt off multiple times. And somehow that works?? Zhongli has to calm him down.

Kazuha is very clearly the favorite Child. And you can tell when You pull up to a restaurant and he goes. "What do you guys want?? Kazuha do want something ??" Like??? Okay.

You know those dad phrases?? Yeah, Get ready.

"Everybody got what they wanted from Mcdonalds??" "Alright, Let's rock and roll."

Repeatedly sends his fries back with a complaint. "They're to salty." "Not enough crunch." "Are these even cooked all the way." Bro stfu and eat them.

Everyone Rushes him to eat his food because he's type to Park in the parking lot and Eat.

Nostalgia.

He Digs in the bags and Seperates the food like a Parental figure. This actually gives me a lot of nostalgia because my dad does this alot.

"Who's Apple pie is this??" "Who ordered the Orange soda?" "Here, I got everyone fries." "S/o, You want some of mine?" This man keeps offering you food and You've never been more happy.

Randomly starts up conversations with everyone in the car, and it's the Cutest thing. Like imagine the Vehicle being silent at a Stoplight and diluc just goes "How is everyone, anyone need anything?" Like it's awkward but so endearing that he cares about the people around him.

Supplies Zhongli with money, Mostly because he orders things and then goes "does anyone have 150$??? there's a caribsea life stone On sale.." And everyone is like Mf what?? You ordered a 100$ rock knowing damn well your broke? 🤨

Sigh Single dad Diluc.

8.6/10 amazing.

𝘟𝘪𝘢𝘰

He's definitely that person that so quiet in the back of the Vehicle that everyone forgets he's even in the car.

So very often whenever he speaks

Everyone looks back to see who's voice it is

And they're all like "omg xiao i forgot you were back there!"

And then wonder why he says "nevermind." And puts his headphones right back on.

He only talks to you and zhongli by choice, or for entertainment. Don't get him wrong! He doesn't mind everyone else, but he's not really the talkative type! Which is why he won't even actually speak to you,

You and him spend hours texting each other, and some of the things he says has you Chortling in the backseat w him.

Whenever everyone stops at a Gas station for snacks, he's ALWAYS the first person at the counter, this man KNOWS what he wants 👹 he didn't come on this vaca to play games w y'all.

And it's always some sort of energy drink, You don't do nothing but use that damn phone, hell you need a Energy drink for?? To move your thumbs faster?? 👹👹

Eventually diluc gets fed up and tells him to pick Something else, and of course Li Steps in with the "Xiao is a growing boy, He's bound to have fixations at his age." Stfu Peepaw, That is a grown MAN you are talking about.

His Silence is disrespectful, He literally saw Diluc pull off on kaeya, and didn't say a thing, bitch turned up the volume to His Iphone 11 and Started playing flappy bird.

Him and kaeya made eye contact when it happened, which is why he downloaded flappy bird and started Playing. 😭😭😭

And then when kaeya accused him, he simply said. "No, i didn't see you." And everyone believed him right of the bat.

The amount of times you've had to share your food with him is impeccable 🙁

It's because he'd catch an attitude w diluc for not being able to get the drink he wanted, and out of anger he'd deny any fast food and then Be like "Damn, i should've said yes 🙁"

You hate watching him Starve himself simply to keep up w his pride, so You Tap his shoulder and Give him your Mcdonalds fries, Ultimate Sacrifice fr fr 💯

Internet leech.

"Can i use someone's hotspot??" NO 👹 but you can get off that damn dating sim and socialize like a normal being.👹

This is where talking with Li comes in, because your phone could be plugged in on like 15% and by the time Li is done your shit is on 87% and xiao is like "Damn, thanks old man 👍"

And then he puts his earbuds in and no one ever hears from him again for the next 6 hours.

Shares his fruit snacks with you, and you pretend to want an energy drink and then you trade half your drink for a packet of Fruit snacks. Y'all some Real Mfs. Respect 💯💯💯💯💯

7.5/10

He doesn't really do much, but he's unintentionally funny so your def in for a ride! 😂😂

Ugly lil mf too.

Kazuha

Scaramouche's 2nd victim.

This man has the patience of a saint because me and Balladeer would've been boxing in the middle row seats fr fr 🙁🙁

He usually prefers to sit in the middle seat of the Van, but will Sit in the front with Diluc if he asks him too.

Singlehandedly won diluc over by simply greeting him.

"greetings, diluc." "Get in the front." "Pardon?"

Ultimate babysitter, stops any unnecessary commotion going on in the middle and back row whenever diluc is stressed or busy.

Scaramouche hates him ❗❗

always avoids any attempts of fighting, the balladeer insults him? kazuha laughs softly. Scaramouche kicks his seat? Kazuha politely asks him too stop.

Scaramouche could literally open kazuha's door on the highway and kick the man out, and watch the man chase after the car and as soon as kazuha gets back in, he'll clear his throat and go "i forgive you." NO THWHE FUCK YOU DON'T ❗❗

During gas station stops he picks out healthy shit, like protein bars and bottles of fucking water.

he grabs a bottle of fucking Fiji water, and makes everyone else look unhealthy

As if canon 18 year old diluc didn't use fatui agents as punching bags !! 🤛

Has a phone but doesn't really use it, spends most of his time helping the elders (zhongli and diluc). Tending to the meek (making sure xiao hasn't gone deaf from how fucking LOUD his headphones are)

Keeping balladeer from bullying everyone, he doesn't mind getting bullied.

Eventually everyone got tired of scaramouche's constant condescending nature,

kazuha attempted to defend balladeer but then scara brought up kazuha's dead friend and―

"Diluc, pull over."

Kazuha and scara boxing in the walmart parking lot at 3:45 am??? 🤺🤺🤺

Kazuha gave him a deadly uppercut and everyone cheered and clapped because scara was unconcious for the next 5 hours. 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Literally loves listening to Li's old man stories, and even responds and asks questions to make him happy

As if scara isn't fighting to not visit the spiritual realm next to him 🙁

When scara wakes up, the beef is THERE ❗❗

I'm sorry but he's def a kazoo kid

Whenever it gets too silent, all you hear is kazuha clear is throat, i suggest you get ready cause he's about to give you the rawest fucking kazoo concert og your LIFE 🤺🤺

The car's peacekeeper fr fr 💯💯

10/10 probably knocks mouche out on a daily basis

Sadist fuck lmaoo

Kaeya

Man. 🙁

🤺🤺🤺

sigh, this guy is the victim of everyone and everything around him.

But somehow, manages to keep a positive and charismatic few of the world.

I'm tryna be like HIM. ❓❗

Diluc punching-bag canon?? YES ❗❗

Could probably cough and get cursed out by Diluc, if Scaramouche doesn't get to it first!

Despite the bullying, he's such a good travelling companion!! He's the humor in this sad dry ass van, travelling 1,000 miles to god knows where. 🏋🏋

Is the only person in this van, that actually like yk QUESTIONS things.

things like "Where are we travelling too?" or idk uhhh but the questions are there ✅✅

Pickiest eater in the Van, will constantly ask "do they sell ___??" and it's always something MADDD expensive,

Diluc is literally about to tear off thw fucking steering wheel and sell it on ebay because his card account is goinfg DEOWWN bc of u and kaeya. ❗❗

He starts conversations with you!! some of the best topics. ult Gossip girl 🗣🗣

Randomly starta gossip with you

"Do you know the muffin man?" LIKE YES I DO?? THE ONE WHO LIVES ON JEWELLERY LANE?? ONG 🗣🗣🗣🗣

tells you the craziest shit

Explains to you that the muffin man got a divorce, started drinking, got re-married to a hooker,

had 3 kids he didn't want and your sitting there w your jaw on the FLOOR.

Repeatedly asks if he could be the driver. Was immediately shut down by his brother.

Like damn ok diluc, fuck this ugly beige van anyways. i hope your day gets worse, like actually. 😕😕

Man, i feel bad for him. Ngl

6/10

orders chicken tenders too much.

SCARAMOUCHE

0/10 DON'T OPEN THE CAGE.❗❗

Who ever the fuck thought that inviting this bastard orphan artificial puppet child 2000, needs to get of some the Most destructive, life-threatening RETRIBUTION from diluc himself, on saturday, at 9pm, in target's parking lot because what the fuck, honestly 🗣🗣

Every couple of hours, diluc goes "everyone who agrees we should get rid of the puppet, raise your hand." 🤚

And everyone will raise they're hand except for kazuha because he's just too fucking nice, and xiao because his headphones are on 24/7 so he doesn't hear a THING.

This motherfucker is so rude for nothing.

Like I'm not joking, a literal demon in the flesh. 😐😐

Why is he even here?? he contributes NOTHING ❗❗

Orders some of the most expensive shit and blames it on kazuha or kaeya

Brings up dead relatives and then wonders why Kazuha gives him the most CRAZZY uppercut of his 300 years of existence.

The moment he spoke of his older sister killing tomo, Kazuha gave that man such a raw punch, he flew a few inches off the fucking ground and landed on his back half dead.

Bro almost had a tea party with his aunt

The kind ones pack a punch frfr ❗❗

he HATES zhongli and kazuha the most.

Ik it says he respects elders but c'mon now y'all, zhongli takes like a hour just to pick between nuggets and fries as his side dish when they go to a restaurant, this man HAS A RIGHT TO BE ANGRY

He doesn't bother xiao, cause xiao probably won't hear him.

Makes fun of everyone's snack choice and then proceeds to buy a fucking party size pack of oreos and DOES. NOT. SHARE. 🗣🗣

Always knows what he wants whenever they stop at a store, or gas station.

Kicks diluc's seat to get his attention.

Despite his stank attitude, he's so handsome, like 5 people have walked up to diluc and went "aww, your son is so handsome, how old is he?" The absolute grin diluc holds back while going "he just turned 16." 😉

Scara is banging on the window and snarling like a wild beast behind him. 👹👹👹

The only thing that's stopping him from getting out and pouncing on diluc is kazuha's iron grip, the seatbelt and 5 pieces of tape that are holding him against the seat.

If they all go inside a restaurant, they leave him in the car 🚗 🚗

Kinda like those funny pics of those signs in car windows that are like "do not disturb! the air conditioner is on and he's listening to his favorite song." with the dog in the front seat. 🐕

But instead it's scaramouche tearing the head off a doll that's designed similar to his mom like the bitch boy psycho is he. 😕😕

0/10 you opened the cage.

@runawayengineer

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Decided it would be fun to make some Sing headcanons for Thanksgiving!!:

(this is just be thinking stuff up as I go mostly, and for fun)

Firstly, Buster Moon would organize the whole event with the help of Miss Crawly and Porsha Crystal. The whole ordeal would be held at Clay Calloway’s house. It’s big enough to deal with everyone’s families together, and it would help Clay deal with leaving his comfort zone and socializing after a long time. Everyone is invited to bring food, homemade or store-bought. It is also worth noting that ever since Clay’s end of hiding, he has made the entrance to his home more visible

In preparations for the party, Buster, with assistance of his trusty assistant Miss Crawly, and old rock-star Clay Calloway, they decorate the abode with lots of fake leaves and pumpkins, and a myriad of handpicked flowers from Clay’s garden. The tables are adorned table rugs and mats. The whole shaboodle. Porsha Crystal played the role of moral support.

When the day finally arrives, here’s what everyone brings:

Buster Moon brings homemade sandwiches. This is the only thing he knows how to confidently make, and he tries not to buy anything because, as he learned from his father, the food made with love is the best food of all. Thus, sandwiches. Additionally, Porsha assisted in making these sandwiches. She really wanted to help out, and Buster did appreciate the assistance. They did have to make a lot of sandwiches, after all.

Clay Calloway wanted to make his special gumbo, but decided against it, as that would be a filling dish itself, and so he decided to work with Miss Crawly to make an assortment of muffins. They tried to account for different people’s different flavor preferences, so they made chocolate chip, banana nut, and blueberry muffins.

Additionally, Clay also decided to go out on a limb and also make hushpuppies. He figured that if anyone was too daunted by all the food, they could just settle for some small finger food, and hushpuppies is one of his favorites. For anyone doesn’t know, hushpuppies are like little balls of cornbread and vegetables. Just imagine a spherical french fry.

For Rosita, she prepared a sweet potato casserole. A lot of sweet potato casserole. She believes that sweet potato pie is one of the best parts of fall, and so she wanted to incorporate that into her dish. In other words, she really likes it, so she chose it.

Gunter, accounting for the possibility of having to feed Rosita’s children, and learning from his previous babysitting experiences, made sure to bring a non-sugary food: rice dressing. It’s not the greatest, but he wanted to try to make something himself, so it’s the thought that counts, really. Besides, it’s not even that bad.

Johnny, Ryan, and Nooshy decided to work together on their dish, producing: Oh, that is just mash potatoes. No, that’s literally it. It’s just potatoes...mashed. They didn’t even peel the skin.

Okay no, I’m kidding don’t worry! They made green bean mashed potatoes, seasoned well, and garnished with a single leaf of basil. Ryan had said that it would make it look fancy, and he’d seen it all the time. The three of them, one brain cell total, decided not only did it make sense, but it was perfect and would be the best dish at the event. It was not, but it was good. You can never go wrong with mash potatoes. They also decided to bring some store-bought cookies, just in case.

The mash potatoes were also made at Johnny’s house, so they were under supervision. This also meant that they were lots of laughs shared around.

As for the Stan, Marcus, and Barry themselves, they each decided to make their own dishes. Marcus decided to go with his ol’ reliable baked macaroni and cheese. Who doesn’t like that? Up next was Stan, who cooked some potato salad, with a little extra mustard, as per his liking (and to the disdain of the rest of the family). Finally, Barry fished out his cooking magazine and decided to make some bacon-pecan cornbread dressing by the book.

Meena wish she could have come, but unfortunately she had other Thanksgivings to go to, but she still prepared a cake, as per her family’s request. She gave the food to Johnny to bring in her stead, and in return he would try to make a plate for her to bring back. The cake in question was a skillfully made pecan pie. Upon telling Johnny what she made, they proceeded to have a conversation about the correct pronunciation of the word pecan. Of course the house residence, plus Ryan and Nooshy, had to be included, so this went on for a while.

Ash isn’t too confident in her abilities, so she decided to bring store-bought wings. An easy win for her, to be sure.

Eddie

Now, if you’ve been closely reading, you might be asking. What about the turkey? YOU FOOL! THERE IS NO TURKEY! *ahem* They uhm. Yeah they forgot the turkey. Woops?

The Moon Crew was a bit disappointed at the missing main meal, but glad nonetheless that (mostly) everyone was able to come together.

I hope y’all enjoyed this post, I forgot how ma-

*knock knock*

“What? Who’s at the door? I thought we had everyone” Inquired the koala.

“I’ll go get it, sir” the old lizard responds, starting to get out of her chair.

“No need, Miss Crawly. The guests should be greeted by the hosts, anyways.” Buster hops off his chair to the floor, making his way to the front door. As he walks past the long table, the scent of all the different foods pass him, egging everyone on to eat before thanks have been given. Once at the door, adjusting his signature tie, and putting his Host Smile™, the koala opens the door to...

Gasping, the koala’s smile widened and his ears flicked up. “Eddie, what! I thought you said you couldn’t make it”

“Well, I was supposed to go to this fancy ball dinner with Nana, but when I told her about the dinner you wanted me to go to, she decided to let me bail out. She told me to go out and buy a turkey though. Something about you being too cheap to buy one yourself.”

“That hurts, but we did need a turkey. ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE AMEN HALLELUJAH (I’m sorry I’m not great at writing dialogue)

With his boyfriend added to the party, and a newfound turkey, the koala makes his way back to the table. Everyone is flabbergasted at the turkey, and very excited to say the least. They say their thanks and the feast begins.

Post-feast, they head off to do their own activities. Clay, Norman, and Marcus and crew make their way to the living room to watch the pork skin throw-ening. It’s the Redshore Pandas versus the Echo City Cougars.

Johnny, Ryan, Nooshy, and Ash go of to play games in the garden. Johnny keeps making jokes about he’s British and supposedly doesn’t know what Thanksgiving is. Every other remark of this kind by him is returned with a punch in the arm by the lynx. They also are practicing their dance routines by making it a competition.

Rosita was going to wash dishes, but Buster Moon insisted that she enjoy herself, so instead she is sitting outside watching the teens and the piglets, who are having the most chaotic game of tag ever seen. Gunter of course is also joining in.

In the kitchen is Buster, Eddie, and Porsha, picking up the remainings of the supper. Eddie is talking about how the three of them are going to celebrate Christmas this year, since now they have Porsha. Does she even believe in Santa? According to this magic 8 ball I looked up, signs point to no. Jimmy never really bothered to embed the idea into her. She kinda just asked for gifts and received them, no questions asked. They’re thinking of showing Porsha of how the two of them usually celebrate the holidays outside of just gift-giving.

As for Miss Crawly? Well, she’s passed out in the lounge. The first of many who will fall victim to the curse of the Thanksgiving sleepiness.

Okay now I’m done. I was writing this as I go, and I had to look up a ton of stuff because my family usually doesn’t do much for Thanksgiving 😅. We usually just eat and talk and that’s it, so hopefully this stuff made sense. I also forgot how many characters there were, so this took me a while LOL. Partially because I took my nap halfway through. Anyways, I hope y’all had a good holiday.

#sing movie #sing 2016 #sing 2 #sing 2021

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sinemoras09 · 2 years

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chapter 101-1

I’m totally headcanoning the omakes take place AFTER this arc XDD (see?! Everyone’s fine! Bisha and Kazu are back! And Bisha’s nursing him back to health!!! Everything is gonna be fiiiiine orz orz)

I would love it someday if Adachitoka ever decides to release a breather chapter just about COVID. Like Bisha running around the manor trying to disinfect things and singing happy birthday washing her hands while her shinki are all lying about, just completely listless. Can shinki get vaccinated? lol

BISHA FELT HIS NAME FADING. as;dfkjas;ldfkja;sldkfjddd. I’m just over here shrieking and waiting for her to get to the battlefield. Meanwhile here’s Kazu putting all his power into Attack Mode and peeling away Yato’s armor. Not sure if this is a power up or if Kazu is just growing desperate to try to end it.

“Have you been holding back on me?” Trash Dad to Mizuchi - I seriously headcanon that Mizuchi is one of the most powerful shinki in the noraverse. She could probably shatter names completely if she wanted to, but why waste all that raw power when a small little crack will do? (Also, ugh, Trash Dad. Mizuchi literally told him, “I love you” as Yato was ready to kill him, and then he turns around and mistrusts her? Like, dude, you should be grateful to her!

I like Mizuchi’s save - “I’m just getting serious,” good cover, girl :)

So Trash Dad comes back from the underworld - it makes it sound like whenever his body dies, he claws his way back instead of being reborn. At first I had wondered if he was reincarnated, and if maybe Mizuchi went out looking for him, maybe even having a procedure similar to finding the Dalai Lama, showing potential candidates a few objects and seeing who picks the right ones. I figured she’d find him reincarnated, then pry open his memories of his past life, the way she did with his shinki. Now reading this makes me think after his host body dies, he climbs back out of Yomi and finds another person to possess, like how Yato took over Hiyori’s body when he used Divine Possession.

So that being said, whatever happened to Fujisaki Kouto? Not Trash Dad, but the teenage boy he possessed? Is it too late to save him? (Again, up until now, I just assumed Trash Dad was reincarnated as Fujisaki, and Mizuchi used her powers to awaken him.) Is Take gonna take down the shrine??? What’s gonna happen???? D: D:

Going back to the omake, I seriously laughed so hard IRL at Take and Bisha shopping, Take with his homemade cloth mask (with flowers on it! Awww Take!!) and Bisha trying to look for Pocari (it’s actually really tasty, one of my favs! Yea Kazu has good taste XD). I headcanon that even if gods can’t get sick, they can still spread it, which is why they’re absolutely correct in wearing masks. High five, Take!

Did Kazuma catch COVID from Yato? It wouldn’t surprise me :/

Bisha’s rocking leather pants and a button up, looking stylish as ever, same with Tenjin and his suit and T-shirt combo. Could Tenjin have brought Tsuyu shopping? I suspect since she’s a plum spirit she’d be even more useless than him. And ofc Ebisu’s buying bulk and jacking up the price as a business opportunity. (lmao LOOK AT HIS CLOTHES!! Awww baby Ebi! He’s not even wearing socks. I love how Adachitoka shows their characters through their clothes XD)

I love that Yato knows all the homemade remedies and offered to bring food for them. He IS a delivery god, it’s just been years since we’ve seen it. Aww.

ETA: I know I’ve gone on about the idea that Kazuma picks Bisha’s clothes, but dude! Look how stylish she’s dressed! I think Kazuma may have initially helped pick out her outfits in the store but Bisha has an eye for fashion as well XDD

I bet Kazu’s loving being nursed to health by her. After the hell of this arc he’s going through, he deserves being pampered *_* I just imagine Bisha feeding Kazu soup and patting a damp cloth on his forehead. He’d be in heaven right now. Poor boy deserves it.

#noragami #noragami spoilers

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