theres a million blogs these days with names like "puppygirl-macrobulge" and "netflix-for-girl-balls" and whatnot who make 150 posts a day like "theyre all out of 'piss from a girl who's been holding it in all day playing factorio' at trader joes, whats the fcuking point of it all" and i gotta say, i didnt expect that to be its entire own genre of posting in the 2020s.
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This started out with me wanting to draw fem Joker cause I was seeing a lot lately, but then I made a fem Ryuji to go with her and then I was taking suggestions on twt and now I have 2 silly doodle pages, enjoy I guess... 🫡
oh and it's pegorYURI now ❤️💛✨️
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I've said it before and I'll say it again and again...
Astarion would have a phenomenal ass.
As a rogue aficionado, let me go into why.
Acrobatics proficiency = gymnast's build (even better if he has expertise in it)
High dexterity = dancer's build
Sneaking / Crouching = constant squats
Uncanny Dodge / Evasion = basically lunges + glute bridges
Thief subclass + Second-Story Work = step ups and/or jump squats
Lock picking = reverse lunge to get in positon
Basically, his whole day is filled with an excellent set of ass exercises. Throw in a few more things like donkey kicks and clam shells and his entire posterior would be covered.
Now would he have a huge butt? Not necessarily-- but it would certainly be quite toned and, at a very minimum, a good size for grabbing. 🖐🏽
In conclusion: he got buns hun.
Thank you for coming to my recurring TedTalk. I'll see you again next time I'm thinking of the pale elf's butt.
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